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incorrectjjkquotes · 10 months
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Yuuji: That shirt looks great, Maki-senpai. Maki: Thanks. Yuuji: But I bet it would look even better on Nobara's floor. Nobara: Are you hitting on Maki... for me?
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strawdxll · 7 months
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« NO !!!!!!! » he cries suddenly as they walk, looking up and covering his face with his hands.
« I forgot to ask for her number …!!!!! » he slowly drags his hands down his face, and turns to look at his friend next to him.
« Please tell me you exchanged numbers… »
unprompted ask | always accepting <3
her classmate's sudden outburst pulls her from her thoughts. she speeds up a pace faster so that outsiders wouldn't think they are next to each other. did he have to be so loud in public?
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"did you really forget...?" she has ozawa's number, but she needs to rub it in his face. "what if i don't have it? how else do you plan on contacting her?"
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jinwoosungs · 1 month
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{ 149 }
wingmen.
megumi fushiguro x fem.reader
no curses | high school au
warnings: slight crack, but mostly fluff.
dedicated to @xbarrjallenx
to my beloved girl,
you are all that i can think of. from your bright eyes, to the way your hair seems to shine from beneath the sunlight-
you drive me crazy.
i am madly in love with you.
please say that you’ll be mine someday?
-yours truly,
your admirer.
{ … }
your lips were parted with absolute shock in response to reading the love letter that was left within your locker. your mind was in a haze as you kept reading the neat script over and over again.
in fact, you were still in shock because you didn’t think that something so sweet could even happen to you!
you recall waking up this morning feeling stressed and nervous about your upcoming trigonometry exam. even with your best friend’s meticulous and detailed notes, you ended up goofing off with nobara and yuji and didn't do much studying (much to megumi's chagrin!)
you had plans of going over your notes with megumi during homeroom, but after receiving such a sweet love letter, your desires to study went down the drain. your eyes kept trailing over each written word, but couldn't seem to recognize the style of writing at all.
as your fingertips trace at the written words, you suddenly had a epiphany-
perhaps your friends could help you figure out just who this secret admirer was!
with your eye practically glimmering with hope, you slam your locker shut before making a mad dash to your classroom, almost too eager to see megumi, yuji, and nobara again.
{ ... }
megumi was simply looking over his notes when he sees you bursting into the classroom. your features appear flustered, and he could see the way your strands of hair fell across your face.
he feels his lips twitch in a slight smile, but successfully fights back those happy emotions because it just wasn't in his style to be anything but cool, calm, and collected while in the presence of his friends-
(even if he did have the tiniest crush on you-)
but he digresses.
while yuji and nobara were talking about some new music video that was dropped by their favorite band, you take quick strides to them while holding up what looked like a letter from within your hands.
"guys look! someone sent me a love letter!"
upon hearing your outburst, yuji and nobara stopped talking about the new music release and turn their attention to you.
"whoa! that's so cool! do you know who wrote it?"
"this is actually sooooo sweet!"
megumi frowns upon hearing how overly happy and excited yuji and nobara were, which was what made the warning bells go off within his head. standing from his seat, he closes his notebook and goes to where you were all huddled together.
megumi narrows his emerald green gaze down at nobara, seeing a suspiciously familiar piece of stationary. he was itching to see just what this letter was all about when he snatches it away from nobara's hands.
"h-hey! i was still reading that!"
but he ignores nobara's protests, scanning through each written word as his forehead began to pulse with annoyance.
this was nobara's handwriting when she actually tried to write neatly!
just what were these clowns up to?
"come with me." megumi returns the letter to you and picks up yuji and nobara by the back of their uniforms, leaving you alone as you went back to staring dreamily at your love letter.
hearing both of his friends laughing while dragging them out into the hallways was more than enough proof that they had done something. only when he knew he was away from you did he finally begin speaking.
"what the hell are you guys up to?" megumi hisses at them both, feeling the annoyance grow when they casually look away from him. "i know that letter was written by you, nobara. so spill, what's going on?"
"i'm just trying to be your wingman." she tells him with a wink, all while smirking at him. "because yuji and i both know that you don't have the balls to tell her yourself."
his face began to turn hotter in response, nearly being choked with embarrassment as he pointed an accusing finger at her, "it's none of your business! if i want to confess to her, then i'll do it on my own terms!"
"yeah, surrre, you've been saying that since the end of our middle school year... and we're in our second year of high school now." yuji reminds megumi with a snicker.
"haha, yeah, yuji knows what's up! so that's why, we're gonna keep sending your beloved letters until you actually confess!"
"no, you won't-"
nobara then flashes him a sly smile, "did you not see how happy she looked after receiving that letter? she would be utterly devastated if we stopped... or maybe... even more hurt if you don't write the letters yourself."
megumi freezes, thinking back on to the joy that paints your features and how excited you were to have such a letter. in fact, seeing your sweet smile was enough to make his heart clench in response...
perhaps the reason why he was so angry and annoyed was because his friends had managed to make you smile first-
not him.
megumi moves away from them with a click of his tongue, shoving a hand within the pocket of his pants, "fine. you got me. just... don't send her anymore letters, okay? i'll come clean to her soon."
while megumi kept his back turned, he couldn't help but smirk when he hears yuji and nobara high-fiving each other, knowing that their plan was a success.
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at the end of the school day, (when you were sure you, yuji, and nobara had failed that trig exam), you drag your feet across the linoleum floors of your school, switching out your slippers with your actual shoes when you saw a folded note fall out of your shoe cubby.
your eyes go wide when you received yet another letter, but this time, it wasn't written on a cute stationary, or even placed in an envelope.
instead, it was a folded piece of what looked like a torn page from a notebook. feeling intrigued, you unfold the note as it read.
hey, i wanted to apologize to you, since the letter you received this morning wasn't from me-
but it was written on my behalf.
those words were really cheesy, and there's no way in hell i'd ever say such things-
but that doesn't mean that my heart doesn't race for you;
it doesn't mean that i don't find you beautiful, or think about you all the time.
if you want to know who i really am, come meet me at the school's rooftop.
i'll be waiting.
-your admirer
your heart begins to race, because this handwriting was one that you actually recognized-
for you had seen such neat writing while copying and reading over a certain sea urchin head's notes.
with your heart pounding from within the confines of your chest, you immediately push your legs forward, allowing your footsteps to echo across the floors. you ignore the burning felt against your feet as you saw the door leading to the rooftop, pushing it open with the entirety of your weight.
your chest heaves with each breath that escapes from your parted lips, eyes now narrowing with a fondness when you see megumi standing several feet away from you.
his expression was shy, with his hand running across his hair as he waits for you. allowing the door to shut from behind you, you step closer to megumi and smile up at him. you don't say a word, allowing him to speak first. your eyes meet with his tranquil gaze, basking in his sighs when he says.
"nobara was meddling again... she was the one who wrote that note and put it in your locker."
you let his admission soak in before nodding, "...and...what prompted her to do such a thing?"
megumi remains silent for several seconds before admitting, "it was because of my own hesitance."
he frames at your face with his two hands then, making your face heat up in response as you were forced to look up at him. with eyes filled with adoration for you, and you feel megumi press the pad of his thumb against your bottom lip before telling you, "but, i won't hesitate anymore..."
leaning closer to you, you allow your eyes to shut in response when his lips finally met with yours in a kiss that you had been waiting for since the moment you first laid eyes on him...
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a.n. - ahhh finally wrote another story for the best boy! i had a lot of fun writing this story, even if it's feels like it's been forever since i wrote for megumi 🥹 i hope you readers still enjoy it!
all stories are written by rei; reposts, translations, and plagiarism are not allowed.
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bachiras-toaster · 8 months
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seven minutes in heaven : ̗̀➛
YUTA OKKOTSU x afab!reader
cw: yuta is a boob guy, reader has tear-shaped boobs, shamefully pervy!yuta, all characters aged up, drunk!reader, alcohol, virgin!yuta
wc: 4k
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The truth was, Yuta liked you. He liked your humour, your personality, your smile, and practically everything about you. Although, one of the aspects of your being he felt that he was so shamefully attracted to was your body- Every part of it, actually. Especially your boobs.
He had seen them up close and personal a few times when he had conversations with you, but for the most part, he had kept his distance. Though, despite having to admire them from far away, he could never take his eyes off your chest no matter what you were wearing. V-necks and low cut tops were a heavenly sight to him and he had always thanked his lucky stars whenever he saw you rock up to outings with the group in them, however he was also attracted enough to you to appreciate when you didn't have any cleavage on display. Even when you wore things like turtlenecks or t-shirts, he still loved how he could see the outline and shape of your breasts and he loved leaving it up to the imagination.
He had only really confided in two people about his little crush on you: and that was Inumaki and Panda. Being the other two guys he was the closest with in the friendship group, he felt like he could really trust them. They had never gone against his trust, however it had often become a topic of teasing, especially when they were faced with an opportunity to push Yuta outside of his comfort zone. Whenever they saw that you were slightly revealing tops, they would shoot glances at Yuta to see if he was staring- Which he always was, every single time. Though it seemed like now their confidence in wingmaning had become a lot more daring thanks to a house party that one of their friends had hosted.
Needless to say, drinking was involved, and you were starting to feel the effects of partying. Others had also gotten quite drunk, such as people like Nobara and Yuji, but neither were quite as bold as you were when you were drunk. You were someone who already loved taking risks when you were sober, so being drunk practically meant that you were up for any challenge that came your way.
Yuta meekly watched from the corner as Panda and Inumaki conversed with Nobara on the other side of the room in hushed voices. He hadn't been suspicious at first, but when he saw them shooting gazes back at him and pointing, he felt his heart drop. They were his friends. Surely they weren't saying anything bad, right? Part of him wanted to get up there and join in on their conversation just to see what all the fuss was about, but as he put his cup to the side to get up from his seat, Nobara erupted into a loud cackle and cupped her hands together to yell at the people situated in the lounge.
"Alright! Who's ready for some seven minutes in heaven?!" She screamed excitedly, causing a loud uproar of eager cheers to fill the living room. Yuta gasped when he heard the announcement, turning towards Inumaki and Panda, who had already made their ways back to his side, chuckling.
"What did you do-?! Did you tell her to host a game of seven minutes in heaven?!" Yuta asked frantically in a flustered tone, already feeling his cheeks blush a shade of bright red.
"Salmon." Inumaki held the thumbs up with a proud smile.
"Relax, Nobara's totally in on the plan." Panda wrapped his arm around Yuta's shoulder, copying the hand gesture that Inumaki had held up. The black-haired man simply shoved Panda's large arm off of his shoulders and stared at him, absolutely horrified.
"Plan?! What plan?!" His voice pitched a high and terrified tone. "What did you tell her?! I was just asking about the game!"
"Stop worrying. She's not gonna tell anyone. She's totally reliable." Panda assured him, holding his paw on Yuta's shoulder in a quick attempt to calm him down. "She asked us how we thought we could make the party more interesting and we just... Briefly mentioned how a good game could bring you and (Y/n) closer together!"
"Tuna!"
"If you could believe it, she actually wanted (Y/n) to get closer with someone! She didn't explicitly mention you, but she said how she always noticed how boring (Y/n)'s like must be without a partner."
"You had no right to tell her that—!" Yuta made a short-lived attempt to give the two a piece of his mind, but he was interrupted with another deafening cheer as he saw (Y/n) stumble to Nobara's side.
He watched intently as you had practically dashed to the front of the room where Nobara stood, holding your hands up to point towards yourself with a large grin on your face. You weren't exactly drunk enough to the point where you couldn't even stand, however you were having a little trouble running in a straight line.
"Me, pick me!" You begged her, clasping your hands together as you fell to your knees in front of her. "I want to play a round!"
"Of course! Thank you for volunteering!" Nobara giggled as she helped you back onto your feet by grabbing your forearm. "Oh, but who am I going to pair you with...?" She frowned, her eyes already being set directly onto Yuta.
His skin ran cold as he made eye-contact with the light brunette girl and he immediately looked away, his eyes trying to find every corner of the room before he let them find Nobara's eyes again. Yet no matter how hard he attempted to look away, his friends knew better than to let Yuta pass this golden opportunity up- especially after they had worked so hard to even let it happen in the first place.
Without a second thought, both Panda and Inumaki instinctively shoved Yuta forward into the crowd of people, causing him to tumble forward. The people that he felt into got the quick impression that he was offering himself up and grabbed at his wrist to force his hand into the air. Panda and Inumaki exchanged proud glances as Yuta's hand was forced up high by a blue-haired girl, who was excited to see that someone was apparently willing to go forward with the game.
"And who's that handsome man I see at the back?" Nobara's grin widened as she pretended to scan the area, leaning forward with her palms stretched above her eyes to give her a clearer view of the crowd. "Yuta Okkotsu! You seem like the perfect match for this game!"
The people surrounding him already began shoving him forward closer to the front of the room where Nobara and you were stood. His heart raced the closer he got and he made multiple attempts to push out of their grasp, to no avail.
"Oh no, I wasn't volunteering or anything! I was just accidentally shoved into people who thought I was!—" He stammered, his face flushing as he finally reached the front of the room, where Nobara had already latched her palm around his wrist, dragging you both to the nearest walk-in cabinet.
"Oh, so you're saying you wouldn't want to be trapped in a room with dear old (Y/n) here?" She paused to give Yuta a playful glare, gently tapping on your cheeks before squeezing them lovingly. "Grow up, it's only seven minutes!"
When a big enough cabinet was found, the two of you were both shoved inside without a second thought. You and Yuta had been engulfed between hung-up coats and a collection of shoes at your feet, the jackets and cardigans that were strung up in the cabinet practically served as a curtain to hide Yuta's profusely blushing face. Nobara smiled widely and waved at the two of you, and he could just about see Panda and Inumaki's smug expressions hiding behind the girl’s friendly face.
"We'll let you know when it's been six minutes so you have a minute to... Get ready." Nobara smirked, shutting the door and facing Panda and Yuta as she did so, high-fiving them over their great achievement.
The black-haired man made an opportunity to try and object, but the door had already been slammed in his face, and the knob clicked shut. His palm latched onto the handle to shake it desperately, whining as he tried to force it back open, but it was no use.
You had already sat down on top of one of the storage shelfs on the ground and giggled slightly when you saw how terrified Yuta seemed to be. By no means did he think that being alone with you was the worst thing in the world, but he had just never been this close to you alone in such a confined space. Truth be told, the thought of it terrified him, especially since he felt that he was too attracted to you to keep his composure for this long, especially when you were a lot... Different when you were drunk.
You were a pretty normal person when you were sober, which is why it probably would've been fine for him to be alone with you if you hadn't touched a single drop of alcohol since attending the party. Unfortunately, when you were drunk, it was like your boldness levels shot from two to a hundred. You were a lot more confident, touchy, and you let words spill from your lips at the same speed that the thoughts appeared in your mind.
"Why? Is it so bad to be alone with me?" You pretended to pout before a playful grin stretching across your glossy lips.
Yuta turned around, his heart practically squeezing in his chest. When you reached forward and tugged on the end of his sleeve to pull him forward, he swallowed a great gulp of nervousness as he stumbled into a seat in front of you, where he sat upon a small drawer that seemed to hold a shelf of sandals and slippers.
"N-No! I didn’t mean it like that! You’re a lovely woman— It’s just... I didn’t expect to have to play this sort of game…" He immediately went to scratch the back of his palms, looking down at his knees so he wouldn't have to look you straight in the eye.
"Relax, Okkotsu. Games like this always happen at parties." You take hold of his chin and guided his gaze back up into yours. Despite the darkness, you were still able to catch a glimpse of that small twinkle in his eyes, that very look that screamed innocence and adorableness.
"Th-They do..?" He stuttered.
"Of course! And we're both adults, aren't we? We've both done it before."
You shrugged and leaned back against the wall behind you with a bright smile; your expression was met with a nervous look of his own as he gnawed the inside of his cheek worriedly.
"I... Haven't." He let out softly, almost as if he were afraid to admit that.
"—Really?!"
"...I haven't even seen a pair of boobs in person before." He grumbled, possibly even more quietly than his last sentence.
You couldn't help but let a loud and belted cackle run from your lips, your entire face flushing with humour as you heard his comment. Your chest began to ache a little with how heavily you were laughing and tears in the corners of your eye began to make itself apparent the longer you continued to bellow in his face.
"Aw, that is so adorable! Who knew you could be so innocent!" You commented, your cheeks beginning to hurt with how widely you were grinning.
"Huh—?!"
"I knew you were like that, but I figured at least some girl would let you cop a feel at least some point in your life." Your hands rested on your knees and you squeezed the fabric of your pants to try and suppress your shaky giggles. "Why have you never mentioned that before?" You wipe the tears from your eyes with your index finger and let your hands drop to the hems of your shirt, your fingers tugging on the bottom of your top.
"Because...! —It's not relevant!" He nervously bit back, trying to defend himself.
"You're too much of a gentleman, Yuta." Your smile softened as you lifted up your shirt to remove it, your hair flowing against the neck-hole in your top for a more exciting reveal. "Surely you've thought about wanting to grab some girl's tits at least once." Your top dropped to your side as you leaned back a bit to reveal yourself shirtless, wearing nothing on your top-half aside from what seemed to be a regular bra.
He hesitated at your comment for a moment, biting the inside of his lip as his cheeks felt warm again. He faced forward, but his eyes looked to the wall behind you instead of at your breasts, feeling like it was wrong to be staring at you so vulnerably.
"Wanna see mine?" Your voice dipped to a more deeper and whispery tone, almost like you were talking to him as if you were a sultry lady trying to invite him into your bed.
"—What—?!" He was immediately caught off guard and looked you right in the eye, his lid widened to reveal that coat of shock that lingered in his state.
"They're probably not as round as you would imagine them— Assuming you've thought about the shape of my boobs before..." You tease, gently prodding your own chest in your bra as you chuckled.
"—I'm sure they're... Fine..." He gulped.
This is more of what terrified him when you were drunk. You were so... Open. It turned him into a nervous mess and he was never sure how to react to anything you were saying. It seemed like tonight, your confidence had been taken to the next level and you were even more daring than before. You weren't exactly a saint, but he knew for sure that this would never be something that you would offer to him if you had been sober. If you hadn't drank that night, the conversation probably would've just ended after you laughed at him and you would've forgotten than he had even told you that the next day.
"Hah! You're so cute! How do girls not rip their shirts off at the sight of you?" You pulled your lips into a smirk as you shifted your hand behind your back to fiddle with the clasp of your bra.
As the clasp fell apart, your boobs sank a little after being taken out of what was revealed to be a push-up bra. Despite them drooping a little, Yuta was mesmerised all the same, his eyes glistening as they landed on how perfectly tense your nipples looked in the dim lighting.
"Sorry. They're probably not as full as expected. Then again, beggars can't be choosers." You shrugged, allowing your bra to drop right next to your cast-away shirt.
"No, they're... They're exactly how I imagined them." His mouth practically watered at the sight of them and he seemed to be involuntarily inching closer to them. You broke out into a cheeky smirk after his response.
"Why don't you feel them?" You said, gripping onto a handful of your own tit in order to make the offer sound more enticing to him.
"...Really?"
"Go ahead. Feel how nice they are." You leaned forward a little bit, completely consenting to his curiosity. 
He reached forward and hesitantly spread his palm over your left breast, squeezing it softly to gauge the feeling of it in his palm. He pawed nervously at the fat of your chest for about twenty seconds, but you quickly grew irritated with how slow he was taking it and rolled your eyes, clicking your tongue at your own impatience.
"Ugh, stop being so gentle!" You snapped, pushing yourself further into him so you were basically settled between his legs now. His heart thumped faster when more of your boob was pushed into his hand and he did just as you commanded him to.
He took his other unoccupied hand and reached for your other breast, grasping them as desperately as he wished he could've done so before. He fondled with them as if they were stress balls, feeling himself get lost in the sensation of your skin. They felt so tender, not exactly how he imagined they would be. For some reason, he always thought that boobs would be a lot more... Stiff, because of how they looked in bras, that was. But yours were so silky, so smooth. He pawed at them like a kitten would paw at carpet, his thumbs flicking over your sensitive nipples too.
"(Y/n), can I... Taste... Too?" His lips were already so close to your chest that he was just a few centimetres away from licking them himself.
"Greedy, aren't we?" You giggled, lifting your chest up towards him. "Go ahead."
He attacked his lips onto your nipple and treated it as if it were another pair of lips that he was kissing, his mouth running over your skin like a lollipop and licking every inch of it. You moaned softly and lifted your palm up to run your fingers through his hair as he pinched large areas in the fat of your boob so he could take more of your nipple into his mouth.
He felt like he was in heaven, and the soft whines that escaped from his mouth as he left sloppy kisses across your chest was proof of that. His pants began to tighten and he felt a tent form in his crotch, but he promptly ignored it because of his good he felt at the moment. You hadn't noticed how turned on he was getting just from sucking yourself tits because your eyes were fluttered closed at the sensation- All you were thinking was how warm the inside of his mouth felt.
"You have one minute left in there!" Nobara announced loudly on the other side of the wall, banging repeatedly on the door to let the two of you know that it was almost time to wrap it up.
"Ah! Would you look at the time!" You pushed Yuta's head away from your chest, causing him to whimper slightly as his lips lost connecting with your wet nipple. "Aren't you lucky? Spending six minutes in here touching boobs for the first time!"
He frantically went to cover his crotch with his palms as he regained his composure when you pulled away from him. He nervously continued to stare at you as you shoved yourself back into your bra and threw your shirt back over your chest, cleaning yourself up as if it had never happened. You still felt traces of his warm saliva linger on your skin even after you covered yourself back up, but it wasn't a feeling that wss visible to the outside eye.
When the time clocked, you swung the door open yourself a walked outside with a jolly stride, your smile beaming even brighter than ever. Passing by you as you left was Panda, Nobara, and Inumaki, who shoved themself inside of the cabinet before Yuta even had a chance to get up.
Yuta was pushed back down into his seat by Panda, who eagerly pushed himself onto where you had been previously sat so he, Inumaki, and Nobara could all face him with bright grins. Inumaki, being the last to enter, stood and shut the door so he could guard the entrance.
"Why are you guys coming inside—?!" Yuta was swiftly cut off by Panda, who was frantically shoving the coats out of his face so he could properly look at Yuta.
"We're not playing another round yet, we're just checking in on you! We wanna know how it goes!"
"Guys, please go away—" Yuta bit his tongue, feeling the humiliation creep further onto his face as he realised he had to shield the tent forming in his pants in front of his friends.
"Is that a boner?! No way, did you actually do it with (Y/n)?" Nobara’s jaw hung open.
"—No, we didn't!"
"Did she see it?" Panda intersected, his curiosity clearly taking over.
"No! ...I don't think so..."
"Knowing her, she probably didn't. It looks like it's super dark in here." Nobara squinted as she looked around, only seeing faint and dark silhouettes of the basic shapes inside the room.
"Salmon." Inumaki noted.
"Guys! Again, what is it you want?" He yelled, his face red with embarrassment- Though it wasn’t a colour that the trio could see very well in the darkness.
"Details! What happened? Tell us everything!" Nobara squealed, flapping her hands and tapping her feet excitedly as she implored him to continue.
"Mustard leaf!"
"And please, don't spare any details! We wanna know exactly what went down. Did she see your dick?"
"You guys are sounding really creepy..." Yuta’s teeth gritted at the sound of the numerous questions flowing into his brain. It just made it more difficult to conceal both his blush and his erection; he just hunched over and covered his lap with his arms and buried his face into his own shoulders.
"We just want to know! Stop stalling and give us the scoop!"
"Well..." He muttered, still looking down at his own lap. "…She let me see her boobs."
"She did?!" The three all exclaimed in unison.
"She even let me touch them... I was really hesitant at first, but she told me to stop being so gentle and basically forced me to grab more of her." His voice went shaky as he continued. "And she... Let me lick them as well."
"And you got a boner over that? I mean, I don't blame you! (Y/n) has beautiful tits." Nobara sighed in awe.
"Salmon."
"You're so lucky! Do you think if I was in here with Maki, she'd let me do the same to her?" The girl whined at the thought; her comment was promptly ignored by the others surrounding her.
"Well, congratulations, Yuta! You've practically taken the biggest step in your relationship with (Y/n)! This is huge for you!" Panda pushed Yuta’s head up to force him to look at his the friends- The black-haired man was immediately met with that same grin Panda always had after a stupid idea.
"Yeah, man! Come on! Stop being all fidgety!” Nobara slapped him playfully in the arm. “How did they feel?"
Yuta just whined a little as he readjusted himself to fully reveal his face to them once more. They saw how pink his cheeks were and how his lips quivered with both a mix of excitement and embarrassment. His palms were gripped tightly on his sleeves as he crossed his arms over his chest to truly convey his tense state.
There was a long moment of silence, accompanied by the sounds of Yuta’s soft breathing as he remembered vividly how the moment went down. Inumaki, Nobara, and Panda just looked at him wide-eyed, awaiting his answer to be served to them on a silver platter. After what felt like the most agonising ten seconds of piece and quiet, Yuta inhaled sharply as he ran his hands over his face before propping his chin up onto the palms of his hands, his lips thinning out into a nervous, straight line.
"...They were… Really soft..." He let out quietly, like it was some sort of crime to comment on the pleasure he felt during that very moment. "...I wanna hold them again..."
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ohkkotsuu · 9 months
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𝐈𝐁𝐓 — 𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐁𝐅 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆! choso kamo.
ৎ୭ PAIRING: choso kamo x gender neutral reader (they/them pronouns used, unspecified anatomy)
ৎ୭ ABOUT: your boyfriend never experienced many things from the normal human world, as a half-curse. he's fully convinced that he needs to be a better boyfriend. so, he'll do his best to be the best for you. he sets some rules to be a boyfriend, a good one.
ৎ୭ CW/TW: SFW. choso is just so sweet i wanna bite him, overprotective behavior (a bit), choso is a simp and he wants to marry you, this is really just him being head over heels for you, choso calls you some petnames, itadori and nobara are mentioned (not as a couple)! fluff. straight up fluff. i just wrote a lot of him being silly about you lololol maybe this will become a series?? with other characters maybe. also, please, if you enjoy it, tell me about it! i would love to interact more with reblogs and comments from you all.
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CHOSO never knew what to expect from the future, always being surprised by the violent turns in his life. lose two of his brothers, find a new brother — and certainly, he hadn't expected to have his heart so deeply won by you. nor win yours back. a sweetness of fate after so much sourness, which he hoped to make it last.
so choso became your partner (apparently, a modern term is boyfriend, so that works too). however, he has no idea how to be a good boyfriend. that makes choso resort to the best wingman he knows, an expert in people and relationships — his brother, yuuji itadori.
and it's from there that choso actively engages in what yuuji called “intensive boyfriend training”.
said training consists in watching hours of romantic movies, flipping through cliché books with good male leads, even retorting to reading shojo manga to know how to act romantic. yuuji even enlisted the help of a friend, nobara, so they only have quality content for training. no toxic male leads, no weird unconsensual stuff. only the best examples so he could become the best boyfriend. choso wants to know everything about how a guy should act to be a good boyfriend. after all, you're his world, and you deserve the best and the best only.
curses acquire information from the brain of the vessel they inhabit, but choso himself has no relationship experience. Centuries of his life were focused solely on protecting his siblings, and that is still one of his priorities — but, another priority is also you. he sets down some personal rules to himself, just so he can guide his heart through this whole “being a good boyfriend” thing.
his number one rule is never lie to you. never. doesn't matter the circumstances, choso will absolutely always be truthful and honest with you. relationships are based on trust, love and sharing. you are the person who showed him that there are ways to love someone beyond platonic — and, in return, you'll have his heart and he'll have yours. you are a partner for life in his eyes, and he would trust you with everything.
he's always truthful about things: where he's been, who he's been with, how he's feeling, he doesn't hide anything. choso even overshares every now and then. in his eyes, there is not even a single reason to lie to you. originally, he hesitated at the question of “how are you?” if he wasn't doing alright. choso wanted to be your white knight, the one who could protect you and his brothers without having to be weak. he slowly opened up as he realized it wasn't wrong to be weak. another valuable lesson you taught him.
if he is not feeling well, he will be sincere and say that he is not feeling well. choso will usually asks for what he wants — hold your hand, cuddle, kisses, anything really. he is also very honest when you ask for outfit opinions, for example — he admires how different colors suit you, how different types of fabrics of many different looks adorn your body. you usually need to call him more than once.
“choso.”
“hm? yes, baby?”
his heart skips a beat when he sees your smile. “you're staring. did you like this one?”
unfortunately, his opinion for visuals isn't exactly helpful, per say. he thinks everything look pretty in you, and he'll be very straightforward about it, because it's never about the attires you wear for him, no — you are insanely perfect. you're what makes this clothes pretty, not the opposite. you are what makes his world more worth living.
“I love everything you wear. you look amazing in everything.” the corners of his mouth lift up a bit as he give you the usual lovey-dovey stare.
you giggle a bit, unable to stop yourself from thinking that he's just so cute, staring at you like that. as if you were the moon and the stars. or even more than that.
“thanks, choso, but we've been here for half an hour. I need help to pick an outfit.”
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the second rule he sets for himself is to protect you and care for you. he's absolutely never taking you anywhere risky. he'll do anything to be sure you're safe — anything he can. choso is always off guard for you, you make him feel safer than ever. but he's not relaxing about other things.
he would never forgive himself if you were hurt because he's too relaxed. he doesn't always have to be perfect, he knows, but he will still give every last drop of his own blood for your safety and your smile.
he's always keeping an eye out for suspicious people or cursed energy. if any signs of danger appear, he is ready to catch you on his arms, bridal style, and just run away to get you somewhere safe — which has already created some situations that are as embarrassing as they are amusing. another option is him entering on this intimidating mode, if not the immediate fight response.
he also doesn't like curses, even weak ones, around you. he acquired the habit of killing them immediately, being careful not to splash the purple blood of the spirits on you. he also carries around a tissue, either to wipe his face if a drop or two has spilled or to wipe his hand — he would never hold your hand while his is dirty like that. this is his version of “boyfriend who kills bugs for you” (to be fair, he would kill bugs too, if they're bothering you). choso was surprised when he learned that this is something boyfriends do for their partners, watching it on a romance series where a guy kills a bug when his love interest was too scared to do the same.
he's protective, but he's trying to be careful not to scare you or be creepy. he pulls you by your waist, always so gentle, staring daggers at a guy at the mall, scaring him away.
“choso.” he turns his head to you, and his eyes soften immediately. “what are you doing?”
“that man was staring at you.” he says, a bit grumpy. you only giggle and lean in to give him a kiss on the cheek — something that makes his face pink and a soft smile creeps it's way into his expression.
“thank you. but you didn't had to scare him, I know that guy. he's an acquaintance of mine.”
“oh. should I get rid of him?” he asks.
“choso, no, that's not what I meant—”
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the third rule is something he made up seeing romantic movies: be a gentleman. he was doing that already, by taking care of you, showing his love, but according to yuuji and nobara, people love when their boyfriend is kind and does stuff for them. which made choso really confused.
“people get..impressed, when their loved ones show affection and minimum care or respect?” he can't really understand it, but if it's what will make him a better boyfriend, he'll become the most cliche of a gentleman.
(he's totally unaware that he is one already, and that no one was expecting him to do more).
so he looks for all kinds of opportunities to do something for you. place your orders in stores if you are too shy to do so, carry your shopping bags for you, put his coat over your shoulders when it's cold.
the “problem” is that it becomes something on a medium-large scale. you don't carry anything around choso, he carries everything for you. even small bags. the only thing with you should be a purse or backpack (if you wear any of those), and even with that he offers to carry it for you.
then there comes a day when you two are walking and choso stops. before you can ask him what's wrong, he picks you up on his arms. you cling to his shoulders with a surprised yelp. one of his arms is under your legs and the other supporting your back like a groom carrying his bride — as he hopes that one day, he will be that to you. and much more.
he just carries you for a few moments more without even complaining. he never complains. he loves carrying you, doing things for you, and you weight nothing to him.
“choso, what are you doing? what was that for?” he looks down at you.
“there was a mud puddle in the way, dear. if you crossed it, you would get your shoes dirty.” he explains nonchalantly, with you still on his arms. he seems ready to put you down, if you ask for it.
you both know he would have you bridal-style on his arms for a whole day if you let him.
hearing your giggle makes his heart flutter. although, one of his eyebrows raise softly.
“choso, we could have just skirted around the puddle.”
“oh.” he hadn't thought of that.
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the fourth and final rule is never forget. he should never forget anything about you or involving you. dating anniversary, your birthday, this man has it engraved on his memory. he understands that these are special days not only for human customs, but for him personally — after all, your dating anniversary is a celebration of one of the happiest days of his life. the day you and him became a couple.
he certainly thinks that day would only be surpassed by your future wedding anniversary. but these things can wait. the wedding can wait. he's happy just by being with you.
it memorizes all your preferences, from the simplest to the most complicated. he knows what kind of movies you like, which series you hate, which food you prefer for every situation. he has your favorite brands decorated so he can get those for you. choso memorized all your orders in coffee shops or diners so he can order for you, too. it also learns if you have allergies.
sometimes he can't really believe that humans have such organisms. resist some diseases, but if you eat a tomato being allergic, something like this kill a human? impressive.
if you are in a situation where another person is hanging out with you and they ask for something “wrong”, choso will politely correct them.
“no, actually, they're allergic to those.”
“my partner asked for this, actually.”
people may think he's being arrogant, by correcting everyone about what you want — but what surprises everyone, even you, is that he always get it right. he knows your gift preference: what items you like the most, or, if you like it, handmade gifts. he learns how to do those for you.
with a lot of help from the internet, yuuji and some moral support from nobara, choso sucefully made you a bracelet. he hands it to you carefully, a bit scared that you won't like it. it's one of those bracelets with letters on it, it reads:
“cho loves you”. you look at him, and he seems shy. this is the first time he actually made something instead of buying something.
“ran out of letters, so there was no way to have another S and O.” his tone is a bit apologetical, and his cheeks are pink. “I made it for you.”
before he can say anything else, you pull him for a gentle, sweet kiss. even such lovely action knocks the breath out of his lungs and makes his head spin. your smile when you lean back makes choso think he's in heaven.
“thank you, choso. I loved it, I loved it so much! help me put it on?” you ask with those cute puppy dog eyes.
and of course you could put the bracelet on for yourself, you both know it. but he accepts any excuse to touch you, and you want to see him do it. while he helps you with your new jewelry, it reminds you of the day he slipped a dating ring on your finger.
“done, baby.” he says softly, eyes laying on the bracelet and moving to your hand, where a ring that matches his adorn one of your fingers. his fingertips touches it softly and he smiles, whispering: “I'll marry you someday.”
“what was that, choso?”
“nothing.” he looks away, embarrassed. but in a way, you both know it: it's a promise.
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candyk0rn · 2 months
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❧Their ideal date
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So…it’s been a while !! My bad everyone 😔 good news? Requests are now up and running again!! It’s also my first time attempting to write for Jjk, so take this with that in mind
Thank you for bearing with me, but CandyK0rn is up and running once again!!
Warnings: None!
Included: Megumi Fushiguro, Itadori Yuuji, Kugisaki Nobara (separate.)
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I. Yuuji:
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You already know what time it is
Movie dates ALL the way
I wouldn’t say it would be a theater date, because just chilling at home (more specifically, in his dorm) sounds like such an upgrade from a stuffy movie theater
Though, he likes the popcorn better
If you dose off even a bit expect a flick on the forehead
Especially if it’s one of his favorites, or even a newer movie released to DVD neither of you have seen
Speaking of DVD, he prefers it over streaming any day
I’d say he even has his own collection
After having to sit through countless hours of movies for his training, there were some that stuck out to him that he’d wanna rewatch with you
He is the literal WORST when it comes to spoilers though
“That’s foreshadowing for the end! I won’t tell you how it ends, of course.”
“..Unless you wanna know?!”
His favorites tend to be action or horror
And if you tend to get squeamish with horror, well you just have the perfect shining knight in armor to help out, huh?
Even if you like horror, it wouldn’t hurt to stroke his ego a bit
Totally cuddles during the entire watch
It’s just a chaotic pile of you, him, snacks and blankets
Expect him to play with your hair if you’re laying on top of him, he just cannot help himself
Definitely not a fancy date by any means, but it’s these nights that he remembers most <3
K.Nobara:
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Dear lord
Going out with this woman is a JOURNEY
Because shopping dates are her thing, especially if you spoil her with money from your pocket.
But it’s not just the ‘date’ itself, it’s the before and after of it all
Expect her to go through her entire makeup and attire routine alongside you, if that’s not your thing? You’re sure as hell watching.
She’ll talk your ear off as she does it too
“Oh! This is that new lipgloss I was telling you about..some influencer was using it. Isn’t it the perfect shade?!”
She doesn’t exactly say it, but she’s happy even if you just listen to her
It’s what makes her happy, and to have someone listen to her ramble on is a gift in itself
Then there’s the during, where you not only go to the local clothing, cosmetic and jewelry shops
But you have to try the snacks around these places!
She’s still getting used to Tokyo, and there’s just so many new things to try.
Oh! But you have to wait to eat it, because she has to take a picture of it first
Then you can dig in.
And of course, there’s the ‘after’
She likes just sitting down and unloading everything she bought, going through each item and talking about how excited she is about it
If you got new clothes, she expects a fashion show equal to that of vogue.
She cheers you on and takes pictures of you the entire time
With the flash on, of course.
It adds to the ‘paparazzi fantasy’ as she calls it.
F. Megumi:
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Like Yuuji, he much prefers to stay inside just in the comfort of your dorm/home
But he knows that also gets repetitive, so he tries to take extra steps once in a while
His dates are simple,
Dinners, walks around the city, even training with you is something he enjoys
But there has to be a specific time for them
He likes taking you out to eat right after missions, like a way to calm down the stress everyone’s been feeling
He texts Yuuji for the best places nearby, because usually he grabs something quick from the Seven Eleven and calls it a night
Itadori: There’s a sweet katsu place I ate at yesterday
Gumi: that’ll be good. thanks again.
Itadori: Yk I’m the best wingman around. 😋
Gumi: mhm
And honestly? During the outing, he just likes talking.
It’s not something he’d say he necessarily enjoys
He’s never exactly been a talker
But for some reason he cannot explain, you make him want to just share things
How his day went, something Gojo did that he found annoying…
But more importantly, he likes listening
He likes the sound of your voice, he likes the way you sound when your passionate, he likes the way you sound when your angered or frustrated
God, he just likes you.
He never thought he would ever admit that. But here he is
Enjoying a conversation over tonkatsu with the person he cares for the most.
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Thanks for reading!!
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alonelystargazer · 1 month
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ItaFushi Fic Rec List
I've compiled a list of my current favorite ItaFushi fics, both completed and in progress!
Completed Works
Perfect Shots [Rated T, 25k words, 7 chapters, AU]
Megumi works as a barista and Yuji is a photagrapher. It's so sweet.
A Cat in Hell's Chance [Rated T, 21k words, 2 chapters, AU]
Adult ItaFushi. Yuji has a cat named Sukuna and takes him to the vet and it happens to be Megumi, his high school crush. Gojo plays wingman. Antics ensue.
Twitch Streamer Yuuji and Youtuber Megumi [Rated T, 43k words, 8 chapters, AU]
Yuji is a twitch streamer who gushes about his secret crush on this book review youtuber named Megumi to his huge audience and everyone is trying to figure out who it is and hopefully get them to meet. Megumi doesn't know anything about this, but his friend Nobara gets him to watch Yuji's streams and gets a crush on him, not knowing he's the object of Yuji's affection.
I want to renew you again and again [Rated T, 14.8k words, 5 chapters]
Yuji and Megumi help each other tend to their wounds, and their hair, while navigating their feelings in the aftermath of the Shibuya Incident.
The Unbearable Weight of Being Itadori Yuji [Rated T, 6k words]
In the aftermath of the Shibuya Incident, Yuji distances himself from Megumi, but Megumi isn't having it, and they both share in the guilt and suffering.
heart on my sleeve [Rated G, 2k words]
Megumi helps Yuji with wound care.
i will always choose you [Rated M, 5.6k words, AU]
Yuji and Megumi have a movie date night, ft. Choso
Your Heartbeat is My Comfort [Rated T, 1.2k words]
Megumi wants to protect Yuji from the cruel world that brought him so much pain and grief. Listening to his heartbeat grounds him.
traditions [Rated T, 6.8k words]
Megumi is completely smitten with Yuji and every day it's getting harder for him to not combust. Every Saturday, he and Yuji have movie night, and his feelings grow even more.
Sweet Tooth [Rated T, 21.6k words, 5 chapters, AU]
While walking his dogs, Megumi literally runs into a handsome stranger named Yuji and gets a crush on him.
that's the spirit! [Rated G, 9.2k words, 2 chapters]
Megumi gets an unlikely wingman, the ghost of his father.
save your love (for someone like me) [Rated T, 11k words, AU]
College AU where Megumi gets a crush on his best friend Yuji, but it seems like Yuji is interested in another guy, and he gets jealous.
living and dying without regrets [Rated T, 18.3k words, canon divergence]
Nobara asks Yuji for advice on how to ask out Maki, thinking that he and Megumi have been dating. Fake dating ensues.
question marks [Rated T, 3.5k words]
Megumi gets a letter with a love confession on it from Yuji by mistake.
fragile [Rated T, 5.8k words]
Megumi gets hit with a curse that makes him respond with only the truth when asked. It's hard to keep from spilling his secret crush.
miss you in the june gloom [Rated T, 1.6k words]
Megumi has to watch Yuji die and doesn't know how to deal with the unrequited feelings.
To Y, Happy V-Day, Love M [Rated T, 4.9k words, AU]
Yuji wants to give Megumi a romantic Valentine's Day, but Megumi isn't exactly the romantic type. It doesn't help that Megumi has to work that day.
i never would have known from the look on your face [Rated T, 5.6k words]
Yuji keeps asking Megumi out as a joke, until it doesn't become a joke anymore.
i like you (say it back) [Rated T, 4.7k words]
Megumi doesn't realize his shikigami have been activated, but notices that they only appear when Yuji is around.
In Progress Works
and i've been trying not to feel it [Rated T, 56.4k words, 9 chapters, AU]
Megumi goes to a college party where he meets Yuji, who he immediately finds attractive but is extremely annoyed by it. He must content with his feelings the closer he becomes to Yuji.
dancing with a stranger [Rated T, 10.8k words, 5 chapters]
Megumi is a ballet dancer who has to take a hip-hop dance class to complete his credits. He struggles with the new style of dance, and his growing feelings for his tutor Yuji.
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amywritesthings · 4 months
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Operation: Battlepass (AKA the Totally Awesome Plan to Play Wingman by Yuuji Itadori) / a Choso x OFC story
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After choosing to live together as brothers, Yuuji decides to introduce Choso to the wonderful world of gaming. What he didn't expect is for Choso to fall head over heels for his online friend. Naturally, hijinks must ensue, and the gang comes up with a plan to make this romcom a reality.
word count: 3k (part one of ??) tags: au - canon divergence, fluff, romantic comedy, told in yuuji's pov, ultimate big brother!choso, gaming, online friendshipcredit: dividers by @saradika-graphics
read on ao3 here.
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PART ONE: THE INTRODUCTION
disclaimer: this is a very crack slice of life story. everyone's alive. itadori is friends with an adult through online gaming. their dynamic is very much 'you're a kid and i have to protect you from weirdos in gaming lobbies'. iris is inspired by my own older online friends growing up. it's nothing nefarious.
Yuuji Itadori has never been a wingman.
Well — kind of.
If you scratch all of the times that Itadori went along with the ‘Save Megumi’ plan conjured up by the brilliant (and twisted) minds of Gojo-sensei and Kugisaki, then he’s technically never been a wingman.
Come to think of it, he’s never really given the act of dating much thought.
It isn’t like he’s ever had much skin in the game. 
Itadori’s never had a partner, for one.
Fushiguro is smooth enough to flirt without anyone’s help, two.
Kugisaki can be a little intimidating all on her own, three.
So it leaves… well, Itadori to cheer on his perfectly-capable friends as they navigate what it means to be a teenager.
It also leaves him wondering if one day he’ll know the tv-show-butterfly feeling of helping two lonely souls get together.
(He really should focus on his own love life, but given the whole Sukuna ordeal? That’s a mess he hasn’t quite ironed out yet.)
Enter: Choso, his alleged big brother from another mother.
(Or another father? That’s another thing he’s gotta iron out. More at 11.)
Getting a two-bedroom bachelor pad with the guy you only met, like, a few weeks ago wasn't on his year-end bingo card. 
"Really?" If Fushiguro and Nobara question something simultanously, that usually spells danger.
"Yeah!" Itadori exclaims, sipping on his tea. "I mean, why not, right?"
"Wasn't he the guy trying to kill you?" Fushiguro grunts.
"Then he changed his mind on a dime and demanded he protect you with every blood cell in his body?" Nobara adds, lips trembling from her attempt to hide a smile at her pun.
(Neither of the boys catch it.)
Itadori grimaces. "Well, when you put it that way..."
Fushiguro leans back. "Trying to kill you—"
Nobara leans forward. "—to defending you—"
They come together again, and Itadori sinks in his booth.
"—in a few hours."
"Okay, okay, I get it!" Itadori whines. "But it'll be fine. We're great pals and figured it out. He's totally normal now."
So normal that Choso's in the booth at the other end of the restaurant, sipping a coffee black with a newspaper upside-down, waiting to take Itadori and his friends to the shopping district later.
(It's a little weird admittedly, but Itadori thinks it's endearing. He cares!)
So, yeah.
He ditched living at Jujutsu High in order to move in with his brother under the approval of his instructor.
Maybe it was a hasty decision, but Itadori will take the blame on that one.
Call it excitement or stupidity, he doesn’t mind.
After spending a lot of his life wishing he had a sibling of his own, it’s kinda cool to live a brother.
Not even a brother, but a big brother who takes his job very seriously.
For starters, Itadori always gets to order wherever he wants for takeout dinner, which never got to happen back at Jujutsu High.
Fushiguro used to be apathetic about what they’d order, which meant Kugisaki took the liberty in steamrolling every decision.
Now?
Itadori gets to show Choso every single one of his favorite foods and then some.
The guy doesn’t eat much — apparently something to do with being a curse, not that Itadori judges — but he thoroughly enjoys the nights watching Choso squint over a takeout box trying to figure out what the heck is in the thing.
It’s nice teaching someone else the ropes, rather than feeling clueless in his own life.
He shows Choso how to cook; how to clean, though they’re both fairly great at lifting furniture to get into those hard-to-reach spots; how to pay bills over the internet — or just to pay for bills in general.
However, there is one important item in life he has to show his big brother:
Video games.
Apparently all he ever played when he was with Jogo, Brains, and Mahito were board games.
Snooze.
Boring.
“Today is your lucky day,” he tells the man with tightly-coiled space buns one day while Choso's watching television.
Itadori thrusts a coveted console controller into his view with excitement.
Choso blinks down at it with confusion.
“Because I — Yuuji Itadori, your little bro — am going to show you the wonders and joys of gaming.”
“I know how to play games, Yuuji,” Choso flatly replies, though there’s a warmth to his tone no matter when he speaks to Itadori.
The pink-haired boy shakes his head.
“I’m not talking about Life or Trouble or, ugh, Monopoly — though you can technically play them on a console.”
Choso’s brows slide high: really?
“Yeah, really.”
“Huh.”
The man with the black strip over his nose tests the weight of the console controller in his hand, lip slightly pouted.
“So what do you… do?”
“Press buttons, mostly.”
Itadori holds up his own decked-out controller — a modified neon blue and black masterpiece that glows in the dark — and presses a few of the buttons to show him.
“You’ll get used to it. Trust me, it’s way easier in practice.”
Sitting beside his brother with crossed legs, he triggers the console to wake up to its dashboard.
The game show disappears, and a brilliant burst of color takes over the screen.
The reaction is priceless — Choso’s eyes widen to the size of saucers.
Aw, yeah, he has him interested now.
“Do you play these games with your friends?” Choso asks quietly, poking at a button with his thumb.
“Sometimes,” Itadori replies. “Fushiguro isn’t a fan of them. Nobara gets way too competitive. Like… scary competitive. We limit her screen time.”
Choso snorts. “I can picture that.”
Itadori grins and opens up a few window menus so he can set up a profile for Choso on his console.
He hands over his main controller and gestures to Choso.
“Pick whatever profile photo you want.”
Sticking his tongue to the left in the exact way Itadori does when he’s concentrating, Choso flicks over the right joystick to search through the images.
“Itadori?”
“Yeah, Choso?”
“I don’t see my face.”
“Huh?”
“The photographs.” Choso points to the screen. “Where am I?”
Itadori blinks before he realizes.
“Oh! You… don’t, ha. You pick a character.” He pauses. “Like how you choose a thimble or a car and stuff in Monopoly.”
Choso sucks in a sharp inhale and nods in understanding before fluttering through a few more options with more confidence.
He settles over a photo of Lara Croft from the Tomb Raider series before clicking it.
“Like this?”
“What, you like Lara?”
“Is that her name?”
“Yeah, she’s kinda super badass.” Itadori takes back the controller to finish up his profile. “My one online friend really likes those games—”
Then, brilliance hits him.
It doesn’t happen often, but today?
Itadori strikes gold.
“Oh, hey — if you want, you can kinda see how me and my one friend play. She’s usually on at this hour. Here.”
He pauses to reach around the couch only to hold out a headset for Choso to take.
“Wear this. It’s my spare.”
With that same inquisitive squint, Choso observes at the headphones with scrutiny.
Itadori showcases how to put them on, popping his RGB headset over his head and squishing his pink hair to his head.
It takes a little finessing with his hairstyle, but Choso does the same. He lets the headphones sit on his head and doesn’t move.
“You good?”
“What?” Choso’s voice shouts over the noise-cancelling feature.
“I said are you—” Itadori pauses, holding up a thumbs up.
Choso blinks. Then his thumb raises.
Good.
Itadori blinks back to the television screen where he signs on as himself — YuuMasterGeneral — before searching for a particular name on his friends list.
Truth be told, he’s only ever talked to this girl.
He has no clue what she looks like in person because he’s never met her in person, but she sounds pretty nice.
After Grandpa got sick, there wasn’t much to do around the house.
Sitting in a quiet house wasn’t cutting it, so Itadori tried his hand at online gaming lobbies.
Most of them sucked.
Most of them were full of assholes.
But he got lucky — an older girl that went by the moniker of Iris was nice enough to join his team.
That first night, they talked for hours about nothing in particular. Eventually he told her about his grandpa, and she added him as a friend. Iris told him to poke her whenever she was on so he had someone to play with.
Honestly? It was exactly the kind of lifeline he needed at the time.
After that, he gamed with Iris pretty regularly. Although they mostly game, sometimes they chat about their other hobbies. He's learned she has a full-time job, just recently graduating from university. A few times she's given a sprinkle of real life advice, from an adult figuring it out a couple of steps ahead of a teenager.
He felt safe. Seen.
He and Iris have been friends ever since.
Iris was good at gaming. Like, impossibly good.
So good she’d probably even beat Nobara.
But she wasn’t obnoxious about her wins, which was why Itadori enjoyed chatting with her so much.
Last time he talked to her was maybe six weeks ago. She’d been busy with her day job, but Itadori had been really busy with… well, everything to do with sorcery.
Surely she wouldn’t get weirded out about showing his older brother the ropes, right?
Iris was a private person, something Itadori could very respect, but he felt comfortable enough to invite her into this little debacle of his life now that Choso was going to be a permanent member of his family.
IRISSIRI IS ONLINE.
“Oh, cool, she’s on.”
“Who?” Choso asks, pushing a headphone off of his ear so he can hear Yuuji properly.
“My friend, Iris,” Itadori explains as he clicks to invite her to a party chat.
He then adds Choso, whose eyes widen at the magical sound of his little brother’s voice suddenly coming through the headset clear as day.
“This sounds…” 
Choso trails off, blinking as he hears the echo of his own voice.
Itadori laughs and leans over to mess with his settings once more. 
“Sorry — gotta mute yourself, buddy, otherwise we’ll get an echo going.”
Then a tiny chime sounds, and the brothers simultaneously stare at the television.
“Hello?”
Her voice is smooth as honey and soft, like she’s surprised to get the call.
Itadori immediately perks up, but he notices how Choso doesn’t move.
He just… stares, lips parted.
“Iris!” he greets excitedly. “Hey! Long time, no chat.”
“Yuuji,” she greets in return with a small smile in her voice. “Hey, no kidding. How’s it going? And who’s this…. Guest, person?”
“Oh — I haven’t given him a username yet. Iris, I wanted you to meet my big brother, Choso. Choso, this is my online friend Iris.”
He turns his head to look at Choso in the glow of the tv, but his brows furrow when he notices the pale complexion of Choso’s face turn a warm pink.
“Choso?” she asks, and Choso’s throat bobs.
Maybe he’s nervous about new people?
He’s never really been that nervous before.
“I didn’t know you had siblings!”
“Ha, yeah, it’s a complicated situation,” Itadori explains before flicking up his microphone stick so he can whisper directly to Choso: “You can speak in the microphone, you know.”
Choso clears his throat, his pink face turning scarlet in stark contrast to the black stripe across the bridge of his nose, before nodding. 
“....I’m his big brother.”
“Cool, cool,” she chides in return, and Itadori can’t even believe what he’s seeing:
His older brother practically melts in his seat as he presses a hand gently to his headphone as if to push it closer to his ear.
"It’s super nice to meet you, big brother Choso.”
Choso bites his lower lip and glances up at the screen. “You… have a really pretty voice—”
Uh oh.
Abort mission.
Itadori flies off of the end of the couch to quickly flick his microphone up to mute them both for a little familial aside. “Dude!”
Choso’s surprised, still sporting the blush. 
“What?”
“You can’t hit on my online friend!”
“I wasn’t hitting anyone, I was talking!” Choso hisses right back under his breath.
“Hitting on, not hitting!"
"Whatever!"
"Look: telling my friend she has a pretty voice is a little weird, okay?”
Suddenly the man looks a little worried. “It is?”
Itadori nods. “Yeah. Girls get bothered online all the time. Just… be cool.” 
He slowly drops his microphone back down.
Choso deflates and nods.
“Sorry about that! Yeah, no, he’s never played video games before so I thought we could show him how it’s done.”
“It's fine. But wait: he’s never played video games before?” Iris asks over her mic with a little laugh. “Seriously?”
Choso smiles small at that.
It’s lopsided and goofy. 
Itadori feels like he’s in the twilight zone.
“Did he live under a rock?” she adds in a gentle tease.
“Something like that.” Yuuji tells her, quickly loading up Fortnite for a game of Duos so Choso can listen and watch. “He’ll just hang with us while we play, if that’s cool with you?”
“So long as he doesn’t mind me asking him questions while we play,” Iris replies, sending a quick game invite to Itadori’s screen.
Both Itadori and Choso stare at one another.
Choso points at himself.
Itadori nods and points at him.
“Me?” Choso asks in a bit of a confused voice.
“Well, I’ve known your little brother for two years now, but I don’t exactly know you, ” Iris explains. “In a way, I kinda felt like his far-away big sister, so I'm happy to know he's got someone looking after him. So how old are you?”
Choso sits up a little taller.
“I'm one hundred and fif—”
“The same age as you!” Itadori chirps, cutting Choso off. “He’s twenty five.”
He can not have his normie friends find out about curse spirits and all of that insanity.
Itadori’s just grateful Sukuna never appeared cackling at his cheek in the middle of an intense match to make a pass out of bad taste.
Choso looks absolutely confused, but he slowly nods in tandem with Itadori’s pleading nod.
“...yes, I am... twenty-five years old.”
“Sweet, same age,” Iris chirps, and that goofy little look shows up on Choso’s face again.
(What gives, dude?!)
“And you’ve never played a single game before?” she asks as they load into the next lobby.
“I like Life.”
“The board game?”
“Yeah.”
“I was so bad at that game.”
“The spinner can really put you in debt,” Choso agrees with a solemn nod—
And Iris giggles.
Itadori blinks.
As he departs his character from the sky bus at the location Iris placed on the map, his lips begin to pull down to a grimace.
He’s never heard her laugh like that.
Not even when she's put toxic guys to shame and made them rage quit in Call of Duty.
“How did you meet my younger brother?” Choso asks, suddenly emboldened by the laugh.
“We met in a Destiny 2 lobby, actually,” Iris explains happily. “He helped me with a few of my bigger raids. When I found out the kid was fifteen-something, I felt like I had to make sure no one was a jerk to him in any future lobbies.”
“So you protected him?” Choso murmurs with surprise.
“More like shepherded him through games, sorta like a—”
“—big sister would,” Choso finishes for her.
“Kind of! Like I said earlier, Yuuji’s a good kid. And he’s really solid at playing games.” Iris clears her throat. “Yuuji, six o’clock. There is a drop over there.”
“Aye, aye, ma’am.”
“Yuuji.”
“Miss!” Itadori corrects. “I mean Miss!”
“Jesus, he acts like I’m fifty sometimes,” Iris bemoans, and Choso smirks.
“Yeah. He acts like I’m a hundred and fifty,” the older man cheekily replies, and Itadori scowls.
On Itadori’s screen, they watch as a potential enemy rounds the corner of the building Itadori’s looting —
He doesn't act fast enough to attack —
But suddenly they fall to their knees, before bursting into confetti with all of their items strewn about.
K.O. 
They both hear Iris whistle from her microphone. 
“Respect your elders, kid.”
“Thanks, Eye. I didn’t realize there were people on my spot,” Itadori chimes.
Yeah.
Because he’s too busy listening to Choso act like he’s going to eat the mic to get closer to Iris —
And the fact that his online friend, his very normal friend, is giggling the way some girls giggle whenever…
They look…
At Gojo-sensei.
Itadori stops moving his thumbs on the controller, too deep in thought to play as Iris carries them.
She's scoping perimeters while he's busy putting the puzzle pieces together.
He's blushing.
She's giggling.
His Mikasa Ackerman avatar gets shot down, and Iris is shouting that she's coming back to save him —
But his eyes are on the guy opposite to him on the couch staring intently.
Not at the game, no.
At Iris’ little avatar that shows up every time she speaks.
Her icon's a little chibi Lara Croft.
Kind of like his generic Lara Croft icon.
Some weirdly-fated choice in a sea of happenstances.
Huh.
Wait a second.
"Hey, Choso, do you mind taking over for me in the next game?"
Choso whips his attention, eyes widening with uncertainty. "Me?"
Iris laughs again, and Itadori sees it in real-time: that butterfly-in-your-stomach goofy face, smack dab on Choso's lips.
"I'm down if you're down, Choso."
Quickly he takes the glowing controller from his younger brother and straightens up. "I can learn."
"Just don't go running off on me on the map, alright?" Iris requests playfully. "Stick with me and we'll easily get to last twenty."
"I won't fail you," Choso promises with a nod.
Itadori crosses his arms, observing and listening to Iris explain the game gently to Choso.
Although she was just as gentle with him, Itadori can hear something different in her voice. It's like she's trying to get Choso to answer her so he can talk. She asks him questions that will get him to talk more and more, until they're having a full-blown conversation without Itadori in sight.
Interesting.
He likes her voice, that much he's deduced.
But does she like his voice, too?
Something's happening here.
The cogs are turning.
Maybe —
Just maybe —
Yuuji Itadori can actually be a real, bonafide wingman.
.
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mari-the-bimbo · 1 year
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I feel so bad for yuuji who probably locks himself in his room or forces himself to go out so Sukuna and the reader can enjoy Valentine’s Day 😭 or maybe he went out with friends and comes back only to hear them enjoying their date and ends up staying at a friends house (again) it’s like he doesn’t even live there anymore 💀 his clothes just stay there and he just visits
Ok hear me out, Yuuji is simply ✨oblivious✨
Baby boy literally has no idea what y/n and Sukuna have been doing behind closed doors. Not a single clue. Not a single thought behind his eyes, bless him 😭
Like don’t get me wrong, he knows ya’ll are in love, in fact he thinks he’s being super helpful when he acts as wingman for Sukuna. He’s so certain that he’ll set you two up, completely unaware that ya’ll are already dating 💀
Every time he plays wingman, Sukuna plays along. 30% because he really appreciates Yuuji’s enthusiasm, but 70% because Yuuji happily lets Sukuna take credit for the hot drinks he makes for you lol
No but fr my baby just a lil intellectually challenged. Please just tell him already.
Megumi, Nobara and y/n deciding who should tell Yuuji:
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imagone · 6 months
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I’m sooo glad megumi isn’t a mean edge lord. like he’s calm and an introvert but also very friendly and likes his friends very much?
like nobara calling him to a cafe to play yuji’s wingman and set him up with a nice girl they’ve known for like 10 mins and he not only agrees to do it but takes it very serious. it’s adorable, I love their friendship so much 🥺
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bokutosmochi · 2 years
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first floor already too full?
☆ - special of the month (latest addition to masterlist. not necessarily latest one written)
♡ - confectioner’s favorite (a personal favorite of mine)
† - smut, mdni
☽ - dark content
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last updated: april 16
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MULTIPLE PEOPLE
HAIKYUU!!
when someone can't take "no" for an answer (oikawa toru, semi eita, kuroo tetsuro, ushijima wakatoshi, iwaizumi hajime, kageyama tobio)
good boy † (suna rintaro, tendo satori, tsukishima kei, bokuto kotaro, miya atsumu, semi eita)
mister oblivious, eyes on him ( sakusa kiyoomi, akaashi keiji, ojiro aran, sawamura daichi, iwaizumi hajime) ♡
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JUJUTSU KAISEN
what the brat deserves † (itadori yuji, gojo satoru, nanami kento, fushiguro toji, geto suguru, kamo noritoshi)
when you propose to them, they... (sukuna ryomen, gojo satoru, todo aoi, nobara kugisaki, nanami kento, mai zenin, maki zenin, itadori yuji, inumaki toge)
“please pretend to be my boyfriend, someone following me” (gojo satoru, geto suguru, sukuna ryomen, fushiguro toji, nanami kento)
hard 2 love (gojo satoru, sukuna ryomen, fushiguro megumi)
be cruel to me as i'm a fool for you [or jjk men's signs of chivalry] (gojo satoru, geto suguru, fushiguro toji, nanami kento, sukuna ryomen)
h is for hot (cause that’s what i be) [or random drabbles about jjk men receiving head] (gojo satoru, geto suguru, fushiguro toji, nanami kento, sukuna ryomen) ♡ †
my back arched like a cat my position couldn't stop (you were hitting it) [or jjk men's k!nks] (gojo satoru, geto suguru, fushiguro toji, nanami kento, sukuna ryomen) ♡ †
SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! [or embarrassing moments with jjk men] (gojo satoru, geto suguru, fushiguro toji, nanami kento, sukuna ryomen)
erogenous zone ( gojo satoru, geto suguru, fushiguro toji, nanami kento, sukuna ryomen) †
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call me little sunshine (when you feel all alone)  or when you don't use the shaw pack boys' nickname (david shaw, asher talbot, milo greer)
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HAIKYUU!!
KARASUNO:
hinata shoyo
random hinata shoyo headcannons
kageyama tobio
kageyama tobio boyfriend headcannons
AOBA JOHSAI:
oikawa toru
general oikawa headcannons
iwaizumi hajime
boyfriend!iwaizumi headcannons
SHIRATORIZAWA:
semi eita
random semi eita headcannons
boyfriend semi eita headcannons
tendo satori
nsfw!tendo headcannons †
tendo satori boyfriend headcannons
ushijima wakatoshi
random ushijima wakatoshi headcannons
boyfriend ushijima wakatoshi headcannons
FUKURODANI:
akaashi keiji
boyfriend!akaashi headcannons
random akaashi keiji headcannons chapter II
nsfw akaashi keiji headcannons †
bokuto kotaro
nsfw!bokuto headcannons †
boyfriend bokuto kotaro headcannons chapter III
how to: make the light in bokuto kotaro's eyes even brigher
NEKOMA:
kuroo tetsuro
boyfriend kuroo tetsuro headcannons
random kuroo tetsuro headcannons
INARIZAKI:
miya atsumu
nsfw!atsumu headcannons †
random miya atsumu headcannons
miya osamu
would it be shallow †
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JUJUTSU KAISEN
STUDENTS:
itadori yuji
nsfw itadori yuji headcannons †
so put on mascara (and your party dress) ♡
fushiguro megumi
return of the kings
CURSED SPIRITS:
sukuna ryomen
human, mortal things ♡
a battle of concepts: second thoughts
the unspoken rule
five things ♡
a thousand years cruel, a thousand years wise ♡
only you, darling ♡
CURSE USERS:
geto suguru
nsfw geto suguru headcannons †
heard you got a friend (what's his head like?) † ♡ (featuring gojo satoru)
i surrender who i've been for who you are
     make him jealous! (ft. wingman!gojo satoru) ♡
SORCERERS:
gojo satoru
space is just a word made up by someone who's afraid to get close ♡
heard you got a friend (what's his head like?) † ♡ (featuring geto suguru)
she looks just like a dream (the prettiest girl i've ever seen)
touchstarved
cheater? never! 
return of the kings
nanami kento
cat dad ♡
his sugar daddy tendencies † ♡
you call the shots, babe (i just wanna be yours) †
the more things change 
living in a winter wonderland
she’s a wh♡re! i l♡ve it! † ♡ ☆ 
MONKEYS NON-SHAMANS:
fushiguro toji
nsfw fushiguro toji headcannons †
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OBEY ME
mammon
you’ve got my body (flesh and bone) ♡
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asher talbot
now my life is cinnamon (like a fucking dream i’m living in) ♡
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yuwuta · 2 months
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i'm so excited for test drive 2 (no pressure!), but i'm also a rodeo station girlie at heart.. any more megumi or yuta (or anybody else 👀) drafts in the works?
hiiiiiii yuuta by far has the most wips in my drive (i think probably 20). i’ve been writing for him for almost two years since i saw jjk0, but i’m only just now refining/making cohesive fics. lots of it before was like… character studies? the way i write him has changed a lot since i first started, so everything for him is a wip until the very minute i post it, and even then i’m like wait… what if… anyway for everyone else here’s pretty much all the viable drafts lol
yuuta: test drive (marriage of convenience), *simon says (canon-adjacent, enemies to lovers), untitled (f2l, canon-adjacent, yandere tendencies oops), untitled #3 (knight au),
megumi: rodeo station (childhood f2l), heard about us (rich kid au/heir megumi)
yuuji: blooming day (if i say f2l one more time will you kill me… encouraged infidelity by nobara aka greatest wingman), untitled (hybrid au…. HEAR ME OUT!!) 
satoru: plastic off the sofa (doctor au/heir au, established relationship), anti-romantic (fwb au), eve psyche & the bluebeard’s wife (prince/knight au, heian era (?) au, me getting creative with how many ways i can slander sukuna), untitled (omegaverse… HEAR ME OUT AGAIN!) 
nanami: best thing i never had/spring day (runaway bride + f2l au) 
uhhh i think that’s it for like proper fics/things above 3k?? i write a lot and not very quickly ://
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sweetbottletops · 1 year
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Fic Roundup - 2022 Edition
My favorite fic for 2022. Rec for Arcane, Jujutsu Kaisen, with some Spy x Family and The Dragon Prince. Have you read any of these?
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The Phantom Guardian by MissingN000 Jujutsu Kaisen (Gen Fic / multi-ship) – Found Family / Canon Diverging AU! *manga spoilers* Toji comes across a child named Maki he is convinced is the missing piece of his scattered memory. His life changes when he decides to take her in. He eventually finds himself smothered in found family. (in progress)
Love, Sex & Robots by AmberZ10 Arcane (Vi/Cait) – Modern Scifi AU "In the two years she’d worked at Kiramman Enterprises, Vi had never seen anyone else go in or out of that door, had never caught a glimpse of what it concealed." You guessed it... She goes through the door. (in progress)
There is No Road Forward Without Pain and Struggle (but neither are we born only to suffer) Series by haline Jujutsu Kaisen (Nobara/Maki, multi-ship) – Found Family / Canon Diverging AU! *manga spoilers* Massive multi-part series following Nobara and Maki through the series into eventual fixit territory. Yuki Tsukumo enthusiast friendly. (complete)
Make Me Feel Loved, Again by Writer_blues Spy x Family (Twilight/Yor) – Amnesia Twilight Twilight wakes up in the hospital with his memories set to Pre-Operation Strix times. As he's piecing his life and work back together he grows suspicious Past!Twilight might have blown his identity along the way with his cover family. (in progress)
I'll Find You When the Sun Goes Black by haline Jujutsu Kaisen (Nobara/Maki, Maki & Mai) – Ghost Hunter AU Sister ghost hunter duo is assigned to investigate a cursed spirit incident in rural Japan. Gojo perhaps did not brief them fully for the job. (complete)
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Arcane Sports AU Get an Entire Section
Run at the Cup by TheHomelyBadger Arcane (Vi/Cait) – Hockey AU Two longtime league rivals end up drafted into the same expansion club - the Zaun Sumprats. Their inaugural season documented by an upcoming Zaun filmmaker. (in progress)
Is Love Just Violence by Chelsayyy182 Arcane (Vi/Cait) – Kickboxing AU Zaun fighter needing to go the next step in her career hires a Piltover coach with an impeccable resume who wants a challenge. Everyone has trauma. (in progress)
Save the Last Dance for Me by panglosian Arcane (Vi/Cait) – Dance Company AU Two dance worlds collide when a member of the prestigious Piltover School of Dance plays wingman and attends a life changing Lanes Academy showcase. (complete)
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Honorable Mentions
Fic I found had an interesting concept, rare pair, or were long left abandoned, but I still want to remember.
Homeward Bound by seriousam Arcane (Vi/Cait) – Space Scifi AU Caitlyn is the aloof owner of a spaceship that plucks a prisoner off the surface of an unstable planet. She impulsively decides to have her as a guest onboard her ship as she digs deeper into her file. (complete)
Diplomatic Relations by ravensurana The Dragon Prince (Amaya/Janai) – Post-War Modern AU Rival generals find themselves dealing with being out of place in the new normal as the two governments prepare for a historic peace summit. (long incomplete)
Say It Softly by seunflwr Jujutsu Kaisen (Nobara/Maki) – College Omegaverse AU Alpha Maki is ghosting her way through college while dealing with trauma from an accident that sets her apart from everyone and a family she can't conform to. Until she meets someone very loudly going through life on her own terms. (incomplete)
Open My Heart and Let it Bleed Onto Yours by pearlgarner (KiWy) Arcane (Vi/Cait) – Undercover / Fake Girlfriend Canon Diverging AU Teen Vi turns herself in to spare everyone the consequences with only Grayson's visits and letters to Stillwater connecting her to the outside world. After helping Grayson over the years on smaller jobs she is introduced to a young officer with a dangerous theory about a case. Lots of trauma. (complete)
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Wintery Arcane Fic Because I'm Feeling Festive Still
Wanted: A Girlfriend for Christmas by RedPanda92 Arcane (Vi/Cait) – Holiday party / Coffee shop AU Caitlyn's boss Marcus keeps scheduling her to work holidays every year and the only way to get out of it in order to visit her parents is to prove she has a significant other. 25 day countdown begins now. (complete)
Counting Down Til Christmas by loveshazel Arcane (Vi/Cait) – Hallmark Holiday AU A small town welcomes in a mysterious outsider who has opened up a bookstore and has ties to the past. (in progress) And They Folded Like Cardboard by SarcastCity Arcane (Vi/Cait) – Winter Olympics AU A Piltover biathlon and a Zaun slopestyle medal winners meet at the Olympic Village during the last night of the games. (in progress)
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ao3feed-itafushi · 15 days
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Yo I Got a Fake ID Though
by lydiaire The gang has their first taste of alcohol and plays never have I ever. Words: 3313, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 10 of Born to Shojou, Forced to Shounen Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Fushiguro Megumi, Itadori Yuuji, Kugisaki Nobara Relationships: Fushiguro Megumi/Itadori Yuuji Additional Tags: Born to Shoujo Forced to Shounen, Wingman Kugisaki Nobara, Pining, first time drinking, Underage Drinking, Never Have I Ever, Yuuji has two brain cells, but sometimes they talk from AO3 works tagged 'Fushiguro Megumi/Itadori Yuuji' https://ift.tt/rFL6hkW
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saturnsorbits · 8 months
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Nobara would be the ultimate wingman, you can not convince me otherwise…
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azarathianscribbles · 9 months
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1 - 7 - 16 - 22 Jujutsu Kaisen?
Ahh thank you for asking!
1. the character everyone gets wrong:
um the obvious answer to this is Yuki, since the narrative that it's her fault Geto defected is so widespread. luckily, i follow and am mutuals with incredibly big brained people who know that's blatantly incorrect, so i get to avoid most of that!
again my blog curation and awesome people protect me from most of this, but there are a bunch of really terrible takes out there about Utahime (and her feelings toward with Gojo in particular)
7. Which ship fans are the most annoying?
Oh a spicy question! I feel like I don't have the right to say anything bc I like a ship a lot of people I follow find annoying, but I will still answer. Gojoh*me shippers: I mostly avoid them but like... looking at those two in canon and thinking they like each other is just ???? like your view of the world has gotta be so off... I have also come to dislike the sect of It*fushi shippers who insist on involving Sukuna in that relationship as like a pseudo-wingman or in any other way.
16. you can't understand why so many people like this thing:
Goj*hime, to repeat myself. Everything about Naoya's existence.
WaIT i just remembered one that is so minor but really bugs me: those AUs of Sat*sugu raising the kids together are sweet, but let's be real.. if Geto has the twins that means he's radicalized... there is NO WAY he would willingly accept/raise Tsumiki in his perfect sorcerer family like ??? wouldn't happen, and people pretending otherwise for cute art gets on my nerves
22. your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores:
i don't know that people IGNORE this but i don't see posts about it so i choose Fumi's chair! It's such a minor detail but it means everything to me.
so multiple times, we see that nobara imagines her connections to other as chairs around her they sit in. And! during one of her flashback/inner reflection chapters i noticed that her childhood friend Fumi has a completely different (much nicer) chair than all of the other ones that exist in her mindscape.
now that it's getting animated (Fumi's chair is literally in the Shibuya op guys!) i'll have to make a full, proper post about it. but yeah: Fumi's chair in Nobara's head.
Thanks for the ask! I had fun answering!
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