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Weiss: Arc! You put my mother in a wheelchair?!
Jaune: Damn right, blew her back out twice
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Jaune: Penny! Thanks the Gods!
Penny: You seem out of Breath, and in a state of heightened arousal What has happened?
Jaune: Weiss and her Family have lost it!
Penny: How so?
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Jaune: Hey, Weissssssss ...
Jaune: Hey, What, uh, What are you Wearing?
Weiss: *Dressed as 2B, minus the skirt* It is my prerogative to help Humanity in anyway I can.
Weiss: *Pressing herself against Jaune* Is there anything I may assist you with?
Jaune: Humina Humina Humina-
Weiss: Its Certainly Feels there may be something~
Jaune: *Pauses, Sprints out of Room fighting his arousal*
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Jaune: Winter? Wint-
Winter: *Dressed as A2, Holding a sword just under his Chin* Hm. If she was too Forward it would seem. Though, I know That I will succeed where she failed-
Jaune: *Splashes water on her, Sprints away again fighting more arousal*
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Jaune: Ms. Schnee! Weiss and Winter have gone nuts!
Willow: I'm in My bathroom Right now, just sit on my bed and I'll be out in a moment!
Jaune: O-Okay. The thing is, They're dressed up as characters from a video game- And it's all really Skimpy! I don't know why they're acting like this-
Willow: *Steps out dressed as the Commander* I know my hair doesn't match The one their having me dress as, but I hope it's not too far off~
Jaune: *Leaps up, runs off once more*
Willow: Oh I so do Love The hunt!
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Jaune: *Hides in Whitley's closet*
Jaune: Breathe, breathe, You'll be fine.
Whitley: I'd say you already are fine~
Jaune: AH!
Whitley: *Dressed as 9S* I'd Rather be the one screaming. C'mon It'll be fun! It's not like this is Prohibited~
Jaune: *Hard-On Tearing his pants, Sprints to door*
Door: *Is Locked*
Whitley: I'm not as foolish as my family-
Jaune: *Jumps out Window*
Whitley: ... Shit.
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Jaune: And that's why I'm here!
Penny: That does seem like a Very Distressing scenario. Follow me, I will take you somewhere where your Stress may be believed. *Penny begins walking*
Jaune: *Following* Where are we Going?
Penny: To my Dormitory. We may help there.
Jaune: *Entering The Dormitory* "We"
Ciel: *Dressed as 2P, Bent over a bed* We.
Jaune: ...
Jaune: *Taking Pants Off* Fine, But Penny goes first for Tricking Me.
Penny: That is an Acceptable Outcome! I will inform Specialist Winter so she may bring her family!
#rwby#jaune arc#rwby shitpost#now THAT's a shitpost#weiss schnee#penny polendina#winter schnee#willow schnee#whitley schnee#ciel soleil#whiteknight#winter knight#winterknight#willow's knight#arculus rift#arc en ciel#jaune harem#slight lemon
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Talk about dark. Well, what if Jaune has his ways of accidentally swooning older women? I'm talking about Glynda, Cinder, Sienna, etc. Like if he tries it on Weiss, she scoffed. But to other MILFs, they'd be over the moon.
My apologies for not delivering a satisfactory product. Let's shift to something more lighthearted this time.
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Weiss: Excuse me?
Jaune: Uh, I said I see you got your good looks from your mom.
Weiss: And that was your attempt at wooing me?
Jaune: Um-
Weiss: You are beyond pathetic. (Leaves)
Jaune: ...Yeah, that was kind of a dumb plan.
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Jaune: Mrs. Schnee, I can see where Weiss gets her angelic features from, and it's definitely not her father.
Willow: (Blushing) O-Oh my, um... Th-Thank you, Mr. Arc. And please, call me Willow.
Jaune: Only if you call me Jaune.
Willow: Ohoho! You are too much, Jaune~!
Weiss: (Hissing) What the hell are you doing?
Jaune: (Whispering) I'm being friendly!
Weiss: Well, stop it! The last thing I need in my family is a scandal involving my mother and someone old enough to date her daughter!
Jaune: Sorry! I'll dial it back!
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Ruby: Wait, how old are you?
Cinder: Excuse me?
Ruby: You look kind of old to be attending the academies, aren't you?
Cinder: D-Do I? Oh, well, I didn't think I looked so old.
Jaune: Not really that you look old, just more... mature. Like a woman who's seen a lot more in life. Someone with experience, wisdom, and everything else that only gets better with age.
Cinder: (Flushed) W-Well, I... Excuse me, I have some... business... to... do. (Runs away)
Ruby: (Sighs) Thanks for the save, Jaune.
Jaune: Any time, Ruby. My mom says I've got a knack for saying the right things at the weirdest times.
Ruby: Amen to that.
Cinder: (Around the corner, Hand on heart) What was that? I've never felt so... admired... and not in a way I was prepared for!
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Jaune: Oh, uh, sorry, Professor Goodwitch! I didn't recognize you for a second.
Goodwitch: Yes, yes, I'm aware that time has worn on me. It's still rude to stare, Mr. Arc.
Jaune: Oh, no, I-I didn't mean that! I just meant that I didn't recognize you because of how different you look. Like, I remember you used to wear glasses and had your hair tied up.
Goodwitch: Because I was the deputy headmistress, yes. And I still wear those as the headmistress. I'm simply out on errands at the moment.
Jaune: Oh, well, for what it's worth, Professor, I think you look a lot better with your hair down and your glasses off.
Goodwitch: (Pink cheek) Khm. Yes. Well, it has been years since you left Beacon, so I am no longer your Professor. So please, refer to me as... Glynda... outside of Beacon.
Jaune: Oh, uh, sure thing, Pro- I mean, Glynda.
#rwby#jaune arc#weiss schnee#cinder fall#willow schnee#ruby rose#glynda goodwitch#my answer#my answers#arcwitch#willow's knight#arcfall#knightfall
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Continued from here
Willow: I am so very sorry for my children's actions, it seems wildly out of character for them do have done those things.
Jaune: Thank you Ms. Schnee. Do you know why Winter, Weiss and Whitley would be acting like that?
Willow: Oh, please call me Willow dear, and as for why my children have attempted to seduce you, I fear their father - not to speak ill of the dead - was a rather Terrible man. He was abusive and selfish, marrying me only for my money.
Willow: Perhaps you have shown them affection in a capacity they hadn't felt in a long time, if ever. If you speak to them and clearly define the boundaries and intentions, I'm certain they'll come to their senses.
Jaune: That!
Jaune: ... That I haven't tried yet. Thank you.
Willow: Oh, it's no problem, not a problem at all~ If I may provide a consolation for you, please follow me. (Willow Stands up)
Jaune: (Following) Where are we going?
Willow: Well, it's the only place I would feel comfortable giving you the reparations for my Children's misconduct. (Enters Room)
Jaune: (Enters behind her) ... Is this your Bedroom?
Willow: (Closing the Doors) Ara Ara~
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A meme redraw I did bcs it had such Douglas energy.
#My boy Douglas#OC#original character#oc art#knight#I imagine Willow sitting and waiting for him to come home from the war#and Douglas is just thriving bcs he is an asshole and thrives in every environment
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Happy One Year of Willow
#willow 2022#princess knight#tanthamore#jade claymore#kit tanthalos#erin kellyman#ruby cruz#gifs by olive
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Some little doodlez I have made recently ˖ ࣪⊹
#fanart#my art#my little pony#twilight sparkle#hollow knight#ghost#the knight#hornet#troupe master grimm#noelle holiday#deltarune#don't starve#wendy carter#willow#invader zim#gaz membrane#invader tak#gijinka#?#less doodlez than usual because I made these in a little cube sketchbook and I cant fit as many in it. pretty neat tbh#but I have to go back to my big one because I haven't even finished that sketchbook yet lmao
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Weiss: Hey Jaune you know what would make my dad real mad?
Jaune: What?
Weiss: If you fucked me on his desk.
Jaune:
Weiss:
Willow: *watching from the camera*
Jaune: Hey I think I hear Nora calling me.
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Jaune is a WHORE! PT. 5
Jaune at this point was used to being in uncomfortable positions and this one was no different as now he sat infront of Sun. The monkey faunus just sitting there seemingly calm as his blue haired friend paced back and forth foaming at the mouth.
Jaune: um if I may ask. Why am I here-
Sun: because Neptune is feeling salty
Jaune:..why?
Neptune: because you fucked Weiss, her hot sister, even her MOM! And now I find out you managed to bone MY MOTHER! Jaune I know we barely know each other but-
Jaune: I'm a whore.. I know. I've been told that many.
Neptune: AND THAT'S A DAMN PROBLEM! YOUR STEALING ALL THE HOT BABES!
Sun: nep. No offense man but I can't really blame the guy.
Neptune:.. sun I'm begging you not to finish the sentence.
Sun: your mom's hot dude. Id do her too if we weren't friends.
Neptune just looked at him before raising a fist as sun just rolled his eyes as jaune looked at the monkey faunus.
Jaune: your supprisingly chill... Especially considering the fact I slept with Blake too.
Sun: don't get me wrong I was mad at first but I know Blake is smart enough to make a good choices. Plus it's not like I was gonna score her anyway.
Jaune: so... You knew about her and yang?
Sun sighed softly as his tail swished back and forth.
Sun: more of just a hunch. Those two were chained at the hip, sometimes you just can't beat a bond formed early.
Neptune: back to the problem at hand. jaune, you being a whore is causing a major issue. I need to ask you to please, stop
Jaune just chuckled softly before standing up as he winced and grabbed his hips.
Jaune: Neptune. We both know that's never gonna happen.. I can't stop them.
Neptune: what do you mean you can't stop them? And who's "them"?!
Jaune got close as he put a hand on Neptunes shoulder and looked at him in the eyes.
Jaune: the women... They hunt people like me... They hunt dorks
Neptune: dear oum...
Jaune: i can't feel my pelvis Neptune... But they'll keep coming. I can't stop them.
Sun: ah so that's why ilia was looking at me funny.
Suddenly a frantic knock at the door was heard.
Nora: fearless leader! Let me in! I think something's going on with Ren.
To be continued...
#rwby#jaune arc#rwby sun wukong#neptune vasilias#rwby whiteknight#rwby knightshade#rwby winter knight#rwby willow knight#rwby shitpost#Jaune is a WHORE.
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[Jaune receives a text]
Weiss: Who is texting you?
Jaune: Your mom.
Weiss: Very mature, Arc.
Jaune: No, I am serious. It’s your mom.
[Shows the lingerie selfie Willow sent him]
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This one isn't canon to the wholesome au, though it technically got made first.
#rwby#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#willow schnee#glynda goodwitch#summer rose#rwby alyx#cinder fall#rwby shitpost#arkos#willow knight#arcwitch#summer knight
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Winter: Weiss, is it me or has your friend Arc... changed since returning?
Weiss: Oh? Oh.. yes, you se-
Winter: He's so much more... mature...
Willow: And handsome...
Whitley: And sexy.
Schnee women: ......
Whitley: D-did I say that out loud?
#rwby#jaune arc#willow schnee#schnees#weiss schnee#winter schnee#whitley schnee#winterknight#winter knight#whiteknight#white knight#willow's knight#willow knight#corporate fraud#going back to my roots
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You have an ex assassin, a (overly curious) doctor and a warrior/executioner in the same room, what do you think will happen?
(Willow joins the party! She's also a doctor! And funny enough Hitch loves to read about medicine thanks to Willow!)
#hollow knight#oc#muse: Amalma#muse: Gladiola#muse: Damascus#muse: Hitch#Willow#my art#should I tag this something?#there isn't a lot of actual morbid stuff happening lol#this is also sometime post the major conflict and events#which I have no details for yet#so idk if characters would actually... still look this way#but Damas would have a different mask from colo one
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Jaune art as rusted knight mets willow " oh snow angel
Willow giggles " oh my the rusted knight how charming
5 monthes later
Weiss horrifed as she watches jaune and her mom have wedding kiss
Coco " so the man you turned down is now your step dad.it must sting tsundere
Weiss: Shut up.
Coco: Must be really awkward that you'll be calling him "Dad" now.
Weiss: I said shut up.
Coco: Especially since you could've been calling him "Daddy"!
Weiss: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DON'T SHUT UP!
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There is so much gay in this picture
I didn't think this was possible, but I think it's making me gayer
#gay panic#bisexual disaster#tanthamore#kit tanthalos#jade claymore#jade x kit#kit x jade#willow#willow 2022#willow disney+#funny#lesbian#lesbian knight
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Kit & Jade
Willow - season 1: part II
#willow#willowedit#willow disney+#princess knight#jade claymore#kit tanthalos#erin kellyman#ruby cruz#season 1#s01#part ii#gifs by olive
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