"i think i should be able to fit all this in one chapter" - writer who is going to end up splitting it into three chapters

Little useless complain, but why is Anya almost never portrayed as someone smart as a teenager/adult in fanfics? I know her current character is quite dumb, but she's not even 6. I keep reading works of her being portrayed as this dumb girl with no proper use of language or common sense WHY?

When you want to watch tbt tomorrow in cinema but you have bad hearing and there are no subtitles:

I JUST SPENT 5 HOURS ON THIS

Pov: you go to a party of some kind and you get lonely so you go dance with the mysterious obsessive man but also ur obsessed with him and it’s gay ??!?!??

sorry for my silly goofy line thickness change it’s 2 am

just woke up from 4th nap and my nails are shorter??

what the henk??

We all knew that this breakup was inevitable but that didn’t make the pain hurt any less. I feel bad for Amber and Mark. They deserve to have their happy ending! I know in an alternate universe somewhere, they’re In Hawaii sipping on Mai tais rn 🥲🥲

huhh???

This is not fucking funny, how the fuck am I supposed to be normal when I'm busy thinking about MR. DOOR

WHY'S HE SUCH A BADDIE?

I was semi-joking last post but ....she’s so fun to draw wtffff

Following 2007 and Rise Splinter’s example, Bay Splinter absolutely watches soaps, teleseryes, telenovelas, and dramas and Venus watches some with him 

Casey taught them how to make their own skates, so now the entire sewer is an impromptu skating rink 

... I forgot that Leo, Donnie and Mikey’s shoes actually match (as much as they could make their custom frankenshoes match-- Mikey’s is like 98% duct tape and bandage wraps tbh; “But they’re still chucks underneath...!”) I just subconsciously went Punky Brewster on her shoewear. problem is I like both. so. nyeh.

have I settled on the size of her tesse--- hahahahhahahhahhahhha no.

in a brighter timeline, if they did a 3rd movie or just put both scrotes in and pumped out TMNT movies like they have Transformers movies I’d guess Venus, Jennika, Slash, Tokka, Rahzar, whoever were probably whatchamacallit, experimental groups to Splinter & Co.’s ....control group? subjects from different experiments with the ooze before April’s dad went whistleblower. or maybe experiments from the 15 year interval trying to recreate the first lab’s results ‘cuz Sacks would’ve had the resources to recommence pretty fast after the disaster

although to explain Venus and Jennika... since Sacks had ties to the Foot Clan, and Shredder pulled that double cross with Baxter in OotS. what I would guess is that Sacks pulled whatever weight he had left with the Foot Clan (maybe with Karai at the helm in Shredder’s absence) to use their resources for any gaps with his own and as a cover to reconvene his experiments. blah blah Karai studied under Shredder obvi and so probably thought to have the scientists report to her before they report to Sacks. Sacks was kept in the dark, not told they were more or less able to recreate the original lab results on the turtles who’d become Venus’n Jennika. “oh oops they died sacks, sux 4 u try again maybe, here’s some more animals for you.” 

Venus and Jennika are taken in under the Foot once they exhibit the same potential the boys showed; Sacks just goes a little apeshit on the science, as a treat, hence Slash, and then Tokka’n Rahzar and again told they failed. Sacks fully thinks he couldn’t recreate the first lab’s results womp womp u bitch

....how would any of them break out from under the Foot? lol i dunno. uh. mmmmmaybe black market “weapons” dealing-- Venus and Jennika break out (willingly or opportunistically) during shipment to... where? nyc why thefuck not, oh look they end up in chinatown *eyebrow waggle* oh now they’ve stumbled upon a grandpa, maybe his name is Grandpa Chung in the community, I don’t know, and he adopts them surprise! is he blind and therefore just thinks they’re lost kids? blech, does he see two turtles and see an auspicious omen? ehhh hmmm..... I guuuuesssss? or is he just gonna be an example of people doing good things with no prompting because it’s the right fuckin’ thing to do, they’re obviously kids with no guardians, and goddamn we know it’s for the plot but also people are just out here being good to each other guys, it’s real, it happens.

Had a weird dream last night, and now I'm drafting an aro/ace Atem centric fic with a side of Morishipping (couldn't find what tkb x Honda Hiroto is) and Kageyama Risa x Nosaka Miho and some Azureshipping. If anyone knows what these ships are called, please let me know (or if you have literally any ideas what they could be called) XD

guys help my goofy fanfic about shenanigans has become a story about overcoming grief, religious trauma, and childhood abuse as an adult

He thinks i'm annoying haha (My whole mood depends on him and i've already cried because of him today)

why do I always revert to my 2020 mitski phase at 3 am or so on a random week day every few months and why does it always feel like a religious experience?

I DIDNT REALIZE THEY COULDNT FUCKING KISS WITH MASK UNTIL I WAS SHADING IT

I’m so normal about them

killing myself because i saw the prettiest girl ever wearing a radiohead shirt and i looked like i hadn’t washed my hair in a year

sobs i feel like my f/o’s would hate me again