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alyssatjuhhh · 2 years

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Question for all of you, If you where really MC what would be your relationship with the characters?

Tw: bad relationship with food (nothing detailed)

Lucifer

First time seeing him I would be like: "Daddy? sorry, daddy?-" Can't lie alright.

It would probably start with a mutual roommate relationship.

Just like, "ok I guess I live with you now" kind of relationship.

I would think he's attractive but he's kinda mean so I would not have a crush or anything maybe later or something

I would probably follow the rules, because you know, it's litteraly his job to make sure I'm save, so I would probably listen to him.

Since I take alot of time to open up to people and he does too, it's gonna be like that for a while.

I think it's gonna change with alcohol.

We're going from: "dude I live with" to "Drinking buds"

And that turns into bonding over daddy issues. 😃👍

And that turns into: "Let me make fun of you, grandpa!"

I'm gonna make fun of him so much.

And he's gonna make fun of me so much.

It's going to be great.

Mammon

First time seeing him would be like: "Lucifer come get your child."

Oh... Mammon stans don't come for me.

I... Wouldn't like him in the beginning..

Why? Simple, him, Levi and Belphie remind me the most of my little brother.

CAN YOU IMAGINE???!

"finally done babysitting."

Mammom: *Breaths*

"never mind"

Don't worry my big sister instincts will kick in and I'll adopt Mammon before Simeon can finish the sentence: "what the Jezus was that?"

So I'll probably see Mammon as a little brother.

And I would sneak him out of the house, cover for him and stuff. (as long as he's safe)

But I would not give him money.

Nope nope noppedy nope nope.

My poor ass gets enxiety the way he handles money.

Levi

First impression would be like: "Damn this guy talks waaayyy to much, I wanna go to bed."

Same with Mammon at first I wouldn't like him, same reason.

But yes I would also adopt him.

Fun fact, obey me is the first anime something I really consumed so we can't bond on that.

I do like video games

I would discuss the entire fnaf time line with him.

And we would do a pokemon soul link nuzlock!

How can I not.

Anyway, I feel like I can just forget about my problems when I'm with Levi.

Like he would just talk the night away.

Also everytime he says something bad about him self

At first I would be like "no your not"

But after awhile I would just give him a light bonk on the head, as in shut up.

Satan

First reaction to be honest would just be like: He has a cool bowtie? I want a cool bowtie." 🥺

Sataaaan

this would be my first friend

No doubt

I also think he would try and kill me but I don't think I would notice tbh.

I'm very oblivious.

I think we would be fast friends because, I mean look at him

That's a face that says: I read fanfiction and I'm proud!

I think Satan would be the type of friend that after you got there trust would back you up. No. Matter. What.

I respect that

I also feel like he likes to hug/cuddle platonically.

I would love to go to cat Cafés with him.

I would introduce him to my 2 cats.

Also Satan is totally the Matpat of the Devildom

We would totally play fnaf with Levi and piece together the lore.

But his fashion sence is hideous, I would force him to change those colours.

Sorry Satan.

Satan, I would marry you platonically. 💚

Asmo

How can someone be cute and handsome at the same time that mother fu-

The only reason why Satan and I would be faster friends is the fact that Asmo would kinda overwhelm me.

Listen I'm an introvert, talking to people exhaust me.

I think he would be feel like a sugar rush to me, kinda, if that makes sense? 🤔

I would like him

We would thirst over men and woman together (I'm bi, bi-theway)

Also we would react to anti-gay content together, to make fun of it of course.

Oh oh! We would totally go to pride together!

Asmo and I would be good friends just not everyday please.

Beel

He's hungry give him a snack >:(

To be honest, the only reason why we would not get along at first is that my relation with food is not... The best.

And I feel like everytime he says "I'm hungry" could be a little bit triggering for me (I mean even in the game it kinda was lol not THAT bad or anything)

But it would not be so bad that I would not be his friend.

I think we would have a Rocky start but we would get close.

Adoption number 3

If anyone DARED to mess with Beel I would go up to them and-

Tell Lucifer about it. Listen I love Beel but I know damn well that I can't fight a demon.

Also when I heard that Raphael used to be mean to Beel back in the celestial days.

Oof-

Let's just say that the avatar of wrath got a nice dinner that day.

Belphie

Well hello there, Mr. Voice.

I would not trust Belphie because like I said, I would trust Lucifer.

But I would probably just ask Lucifer about it (like I said I'm a very oblivious bitch) but considering that I would be dead then let's just say I did the whole pacts and lilith thing.

I would forgive Belphie pretty quick

But I would aslo never let him forget it.

"Can you give me my pillow."

"No."

"It's litteraly laying next to you."

"Just like my corpse was laying next to you. You know... When you KILLED me." (I'm petty, I know okay)

This would probably be another adoption.

I'm lazy he's lazy, we just GET each other

I wouldn't mind cuddling him to sleep

I would think he's a brat

He wouldn't care

And we would be perfectly happy with that kind of relationship. 👍

Diavolo

Holy shit he tall-

(btw, I'm Dutch and I'm gonna tell you that I thought that 6 feet tall meant like 2 meters but it's not wtf 6 feet tall is like average here. So I'm just gonna add 1 feet to all the characters cannon height except Luke, fight me. So Diavolo would be 7.3 I think 🥵)

Oh, we would be buds!

I think I would be hesitant at first because of Lucifer telling me to respect him and bla bla bla-

It depends on him on how close we get.

Like of he tells me to call him Diavolo I would, because fuck what other people think.

Let the man live his life!

I would definitely call him Dia or D, at first to just piss off Lucifer (ones we got to the, let me make fun of you- relationship)

But if it makes him happy, I'll keep calling him that.

We would have a brother, sister relationship

I think he's the only one of all the characters that would feel like the older brother to me tbh

Who knows maybe I can get adopted by his dad?

Speaking of Dads 😃

Bonding over Daddy issues part 2-

We would have so many sleep overs that barbatos would just not let me in lol.

Anyway, we would be chill, I would feel safe with him.

Barbatos

Sebastian that's you?

I would not even notice him at first lol

He's just kinda in the background when we meet everyone you know.

I think it would be after the first interaction/conversation that I would develop maybe a tinyyyy crush on him..

But I would also kinda be scared of him?

Maybe I just want to do the nasty with him tbh

I don't know

I think barbatos would kinda get annoyed at me lol

😃😀😀😅😅😅😭😭😭

Every time I talk to Dia he would glare at me lol

I think I would enjoy helping him with cooking and stuff

I don't think he would enjoy me helping him tho

But it's alright because I would probably not even notice lol

You know those ship scenarios?

Us would definitely be without a doubt, affectionate fool x hates them but secretly enjoys the affection.

I'll let you guess which one is which.

I think when people ask: "what are you?" we would respond with:

We're "friends."

But we are actually friends.

Simeon

What the fuck, how? - I? - Daddy?-

First crush, no doubt about it.

Have you looked at this man?!

It's as if he was made by God himself-

I don't think the crush would go anywhere, but I would definitely have one lol.

Simeon and I would be close.

But not that close because of that damn crush.

Anyway after the crush dissappeares.

We would be good friends.

I feel like Simeon, Satan and I would work on all the group projects together lol.

I would sleep over alot because I need a break from the brothers lol.

I would have him in my D.D.D as Baby Daddy

Because of Luke...

Not because of other things...

If Luke and I are walking in the human world and someone ask me: "is this you're son?"

I would say yes, and then Simeon would call me and I would say: "oh, look, the father is calling."

We're Luke's parents now, I don't make the rules.

In short, we would be good friends but I would still have little crush on him lol.

Speaking of crush, if I knew what happened to Lilith I would never tell him.

Not that I would in the first place.

But it's kinda like the thing that breaks my crush on him. Sad but whatever.

Luke

Uhm... Who left their child in hell?

I would immediately feel the need to protect Luke

Like as if he's my responsibility

Simeon will be like: "He's not." and I would be like: "but now he is!"

The final adoption!!!!

Luke would probably not like the baby-ing in the first place

But I would not care.

Tbh I'm a cool mom and Luke can do whatever he wants as long as he's safe.

Wait Luke can bake?

Barbatos can bake?

Ah! Connection!

I would encourage Luke to go bake with Barbatos.

And just like that Luke got 2 dad's and 1 mom.

Tbh I think Luke would try and get Simeon and me together lol

He would probably ask barbatos for help.

And if it wouldn't work he would try to get me with Barbatos lol.

Luke would want me to live with him instead of with the brothers.

I love my son! 😭

Solomon

Look it's Harry Potter!

Oh.. A human..Ew

Just kidding

Not really

Sorcerer?!

Now that cool

Can I do that!? 😀

No? Oh... 🥺

We would be CHAOS together

Like it's so bad that they don't let us sit together on road trips.

Or in class

They would never let us sit together tbh

We make fun of each other so much!

But it's more like kinda insulting lol

"Look it's a painting of me in 1812! Damn I look good."

"You're old, we get it!"

I feel like Solomon, Asmo and me would go out together.

You might think that Solomon would be a bad influence butttttt-

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, yes trust me"

"Okay"

*explosion*

Lucifer: "MAMMMOON!"

So that's what I think would happen if I was Mc and yes I didn't really include any romance because it feels a bit awkward.

#obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me shall we date #obey me!#obey me luci x reader #obey me lucifer x reader #obey me mammon #obey me imagines #obey me headcanons #obey me incorrect quotes

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2af-afterdark · 2 years

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Book Club

Rating: Mature

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: Gen

Fandom: Shall We Date?: Obey Me!

Characters: Satan, Asmodeus, Solomon, Simeon

Additional Tags: slice of life, Book club gone wrong (right?), not meant to be shippy but I guess it can come off like that at some points, author thinks they are funny (they aren’t), some sexual descriptions but not actually smut

Summary: Stan’s book club read a dirty scene. Satan has feelings about it.

A/N: This is more a weird slice of life with slightly mature themes than anything. Not sexually explicit, but they do talk about it.

Word Count: 665

Satan closed the book abruptly, shutting his eyes so he didn’t have to look at any of the others, “I believe that is enough. Perhaps we should skip this week and choose something more appropriate next time.”

“Oh no, please keep reading. This is amusing.” Solomon leaned back with a smirk, waiting for anyone to comment on what they had all just heard and the words they had seen.

“I do not think so!” Satan exclaimed.

“I am confused,” Simeon interjected, “What made you so upset?”

A cat-like smile crossed Asmo’s face, “Well, you see, the protagonist was about to-”

“Do NOT finish that statement!” Satan warns.

“Why not? Simeon asked.”

“Because he clearly doesn’t know what is about to happen!”

“And you do? My, my~ I didn’t realize you had such a dirty mind, Satan.” The lust demon teased with a knowing smirk, “I am just trying to make sure he understands the book. Don’t you think it’s only fair? Agree with me here, Solomon.”

The wizard shrugged, “I think this is hilarious.” And that was as much as he cared to get involved.

Asmo hummed with a tiny pout, “Shouldn’t an author know about these kinds of situations?”

“Not for fantasy novels!” Why was Satan yelling so much?

“I am still confused.” Simeon finally cut in again, “Why are you so upset by the fact that the protagonist was about to masturbate? Is it because they were fantasizing about someone they had just met? Or was it the flowery language? I personally thought it was handled decently considering they were trying to avoid an explicit rating. Though, I do think they should have faded to black a little earlier than they did.”

Satan and Asmo looked at Simeon dumbfounded while Solomon burst into laughter.

“Did I say something weird?”

“No, no,” Solomon tried to speak through his continuous merriment, “I just think they didn’t expect you to have that kind of opinion.”

“Oh? I apologize. It’s clear that Satan is uncomfortable so perhaps I should not have said anything.” He didn’t mean to ruin the atmosphere.

All Satan could do was stare on and blush, trying to find the words to deny that he had been uncomfortable but also knowing that he didn’t particularly want to keep reading, “How can you all handle this so casually.”

“It’s hot.” Asmo.

“I wrote worse than this back in my days.” Solomon.

“It’s only sex, even if it is a fantasy.” Simeon, “The only thing is that the other person didn’t consent to be a part of it, but they are clearly the love interest so I assume that they will be enamored once they discover that fact. Also, the poetry you wrote back then is still quite enchanting, Solomon.”

“Thank you, Simeon.” Solomon turned back to the page where they had left off and stared down at the words before him, “Can I keep going now or are you going to cancel the rest of the day?”

This was supposed to be a post-apocalyptic dystopian novel, so who in their right mind would include such a scene? And, out of all of them, only Satan seemed to be bothered by it, “Can we just skip those scenes for now?”

“Oh, Satan~” Asmo scooted closer to his brother and wrapped a single arm around his shoulder, “Of course we can. Those are more fun to read in private, anyway. Especially if that private is you and someone you want to reenact them with~” Okay, now he was just picking on Satan. Only a little though.

“Don’t tease him too much, Asmo.” Solomon cleared his throat, “Now, where were we?”

Simeon answered, “Somewhere around the phrase ‘My hand brushed between my legs, gliding as light as a feather against my sex’ if I recall correctly.”

Asmo and Satan, once again, looked at Simeon in confusion, wondering how he said that line so easily, from memory, without the faintest hint of embarrassment or fascination. Angels really were strange.

#2af writes #obey me #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me solomon #obey me simeon

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cyb3rcup1d · 11 months

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name: nova , bunnii (the followers coming from snflwrkenma/kerokerokenma may continue to call me this ofc ♡)

age: 23

pronouns: she/her

zodiacs: a senstive virgo born in the year of the rabbit

likes: coryxkenshin , makeup , sanrio (specifically cinnamoroll, mocha, my melody, kuromi, nd keroppi) , cats , bunnies , coffee , peppermint tea , ts4 , tarot , autumn , winter , plushies , pastel pink , horror movies , skincare , ice cold water , fruit , candles , incense , the smell nd sound of rain

dislikes: men w podcasts , my anxiety , summer , spring , clowns , a dirty room , when 'm unable to pull all three of the cheat cards during an event in om:nb (still salty ab not pulling the solo card from the horror movie event)

currently. . .

reading: one true loves by elise bryant

watching: all of cxk's videos bc i miss him nd that one 12 hour video of the mk9 , mkx , nd mk11 games without the battles

listening to: call me if you get lost: the estate sale by tyler the creator , look don't touch by odetari nd cade clair , suki lie by atarashii gakko , america has a problem by beyonce ft. kendrick lamar

learning: korean , japanese , nd botany

excited for: the new mortal kombat game , the fnaf movie , p1harmony's comeback , taeyong's solo debut

fun facts ab me:

i've never been in love . i've never had a pet . i've been learning korean for a little over 6 years but i still consider myself a beginner bc i've stopped nd started so many times nd am nowhere near where i should be LMAO (but 'm actually so serious ab learning this time bc i really want to go to korea) . i haven't a new anime in almost 2 years, 'm always rewatching hxh, jjba, or naruto . idk how to drive . 'm so in love with kpop?? i used to be a huge boy group stan, but i have seen the light nd now i mostly stan girl groups. i still love my boy groups tho nd i don't hate on them don't get me wrong ♡ . don't laugh at me but one of my dreams is to become a gamer on youtube ♡

lomls:

haikyuu: kozume kenma , bokuto kotaro , suna rintaro , miya osamu obey me: diavolo , simeon , mammon , satan , solomon jujutsu kaisen: nanami , toji , maki

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cerealmonster15 · 2 years

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cinematic parallels: everyone’s jealous of solomon edition 🧡

[devilgram - dressing for the occasion vs lesson 64-2]

bonus: passive aggressive simeon if you do say that you and solomon might be “something more”

#SOLOMON HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF BEING POLITE. IM SOBBING #SIMEON WHY LOL #obey me spoilers #obey me lesson 64 spoilers #devilgram spoilers #personally as a solomon stan i am. LIVING for this #it has same energy of everyone insisting theyre not jealous that mammon was our first #simeon: says words #me slamming my hands down again: IVE HEARD THIS BEFORE #didnt i like. just make a post like this #not this dialogue but like an IVE HEARD THIS BEFORE obey me post lol #anyway. solomon is my top guy and i 100% will shamelessly admit to everyone that i love him LOL #these poor guys bein like Im not jealous. im not. youre master and apprentice. and thats it. THATS IT.#that is not it #he is my bestie and my husband first #ALSO. im eyes emoji about what simeons doing here #bc every time u ask him clarification he was like 'more or less/something like that'#and hes not wearing his.... 'uniform'#hes like i like the human clothes :)#IM SUSPICIOUS WHATS GOIN ON wheres raphael #anyway. bye fjkldsfjsklfelkjs #obm liveblogging #WAIT ALSO i was so upset #when simeon was like #oh we havent seen you since the goodbye party #WHAT DO YOU MEAN #YTOU AND LUKE WERE IN THE HUMAN WORLD RUNNING THE CAFE #THIS WHOLE TIME #AND YOURE SAYING SOLOMON AND MC ///NEVER VISITED ONCE///?!?!?!?#i dont buy it. i dont. my annoying ass would be in there every damn day

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nerdy-simp-7120 · 3 years

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hi! if you're comfortable writing this, could i ask for a scenario? this has been in the back of my head for a while.

what would be the reaction of the brothers + dateables of watching mc play resident evil in the dimitrescu castle? who would be down bad the most

thank you! feel free to ignore this if you don't want to write this ofc

I love this ask (stan tall vampire lady). The only thing is that I accidentally turned it into a “how they feel about the game.” I managed to add in some parts with MC playing as well to make up for it

Update: I literally finished the request yesterday but my wifi went down and I lost everything 😩 😩

I also wrote this in the middle of the night so sorry if there are any errors! Enjoy!

Warnings: cursing.

How the OM! characters would react to you playing Resident Evil (Dimitrescu Castle edition)

Lucifer

Will not care at first

"I hold no interest in such trivial simulations."

His weakness? Being a simp for you.

He decides to look into the game a bit more in private later on.

Will lowkey practice the game

If you ever catch him playing it, do not say anything because he will stop immediately, deny everything, and might not ever do it again

With time, however, Lucifer will come to master the game.

Here comes the showing off.

When you're rambling about the game with Levi, Lucifer will join the conversation and you two will be like "wow, boomer knows something for once--"

Or when you're struggling on a part of the game he will be like, "hand it over"

Before expertly getting through that part.

Can defeat Lady Dimitrescu if you ask him to but be careful cause he might make you beg

sadistic bastard

or you can be a badass and show him your skills

Will be a tad shocked at how easily you handled it but won't let it show (okay Elsa)

Also proud though

Lucifer's internal monologue: “That’s right- show them how it’s done, Y/n.”

Mammon

Scared.

Will watch you play and cover his eyes during every battle

"wHAT IS THAT?!" at everything you come across

I hope you're good at playing one-handed because you'll have to use the other hand to hold his throughout the entire thing

Admires you're bravery but would never admit it

"You were horrible! ...N-nice job beating the game, not that I c-care or anything. You sucked anyways!"

Not even 10 seconds later...

"Can I watch you play again?"

Comes to find that the faces you make are adorable: when you're concentrating on a battle, when you win, find a valuable item, etc

He loves being able to see how you're feeling up close.

If you catch him staring when you take a break or something he'll blush and either ask you if you have a staring problem or that you have something on your face

He may or may not buy cheap merch (a tiny key chain of Lady Dimitrescu or your favorite character) for you, all the while spewing lame excuses

Please bear with him- he's trying.

Leviathan

"YOU ALSO LIKE RESIDENT DEVIL?!?? Ah! I-I mean..."

Congrats, you just found yourself someone to discuss the game with

Is open to cosplay the characters with you

You two will have competitions to see who can beat the game faster.

You both also share theories with each other all the time

Or simply discuss the characters together

He purposefully stays quiet to hear you ramble on and on- dude finds it adorable

You two also sometimes argue debate over a character name or event in the game

Because while you have Resident Evil

He only knows Resident Devil

This is the equivalent of Devilgram and Instagram

I mean

They’re the same,

But a couple things were altered, y’know, to prevent copyright

So yes, there are definitely a few quarrels here and there

But all in all, it’s a fun gamer bud experience

Don’t tell him I told you but he thinks it’s hot when you show off your badass skills in a boss fight

Satan

He plays it on the lowkey.

Not because he’s embarrassed

But because he partially takes his anger out on the characters

During gory scenes, he imagines it’s him torturing Lucifer, fueling his determination to win

A calculated person, Satan is a smart player

But there are times when he’s particularly angry and he becomes a reckless one, jumping into fights impetuously

This is where you come in and beat the enemy for him

He may get angrier, thinking you are underestimating him

But, for the sake of the person he loves, he calms down knowing you didn’t mean to offend him

A small part in the back of his head also admires you for being able to handle the fight a ton better than he did

Congratulations, you just earned yourself the great Satan’s respect (resident evil-wise).

Asmodeus

“Oh my, I never knew you were into such gory games! Does this mean you’re into blood play, because I know many things about--”

He may look carefree on the outside

But on the inside?

Let’s take a look, shall we?

Holy shit

What the fu--

Jesus christ, can you pull a move like that in real life?

He needs to be careful to not piss you off.

If you can handle this, who knows what you could be capable of?

Hold on.

Wait, you look so concentrated

Eeep! How cute!

Anyways, it ends with him snapping a bunch of pictures

Keeps them for himself and may brag to his brothers about how he got some “special” shots of you

Obviously never elaborates on what the special part means to keep his dear siblings on edge because, what the hell, they want to know what these special shots are

Would not play the game because there’s “tOo MuCh BlOoDsHeD”

We all know he’s most likely seen his fair share of bloodshed

“What if the adrenaline gives me acne?”

He’s probably just bad at the game--

Verdict: Asmo is a simp and not afraid to flaunt it.

Beel

...Are you okay?

Do you think about homicide--?

Oh, that lady looks nice.

Huh, she’s 9′6″??

What’s her name? Lady Dimitrescu?

Okay-- WAIT WHY IS SHE TURNING INTO THAT??

Not scared, just a tad bit concerned

Poor Beel, concerned for Lady D :’)

Also, seeing the death’s of Bela, Daniela, and Cassandra hit different

Because he know what it’s like to lose a sibling.

Safe to say he understands Alcina’s pain when she raged about her children being dead.

Also concerned about how the gore could affect you

Because isn’t stuff like this supposed to traumatize humans?

Would support you regardless though

And thinks that you’re really brave for playing the game and still being able to stand strong

On another note, Beel decided to make small flower graves for the three sisters and Alcina because he’s adorable and kind like that

Belphegor

Likes the game but is too lazy to play himself

Regularly watches Satan play (or at least as much as he can before deciding it’s nap time)

I hope you enjoy Belphie using you as a body pillow and watching you play from now on

Makes small comments here and there to help you out

“To your left... Oh, and open the window- yeah, that one.”

Will smirk, impressed, when you deal with the fights and win yourself without his comments.

“That’s my Y/n”

(Sorry I don’t know what else to put for him :’))

Diavolo

“Is this a human trend?” meme

Will watch excitedly and “oooo” whenever you do something cool

Be careful though, because the questions will not stop as you play

“What’s that? I see. What’s it for? How do you win the game? Who’s that character? Why can’t you do this? What about--?”

Diavolo, you’re awesome and all, but please

shush

On the inside, is also one that might be a tad concerned about your mental health because doesn’t that gore traumatize humans?

Wait, you do this for entertainment?

...

Another warning: he will shower you in merchandise from the game

I am not above the fact that this man has a game room

And he will try to master the game

Casually pushes all his paperwork over to Lucifer so he can play Resident Evil

RIP Luci

Unfortunately, Diavolo will have trouble grasping the game and how it works

You will have to explain many things to him

Good luck- he’s a bit of a boomer (but willing to learn) and may or may not get distracted staring at you

But anyways, he enjoys engaging in the competitions you and Levi have

Whether it be playing as well or simply watching

He just loves to see you happy

Barbatos

Oh my, what’s this?

Will watch you play

and constantly criticize how filthy the Dimitrescu castle is

“Do they have any idea how many rats this can attract?”

Barbatos, your weakness is showing.

Seeing you so happy while playing the game helps him relax from his daily troubles tasks

He rewards you with a pat on the head any time you beat a foe

When Diavolo goes over to the HoL or when you come over to play in he silently cheers you on in the background.

Solomon

Yuh

Is educated on the game and knows his shit as the only other human

Maybe knows a bit too much of the game

You will later come to find out that, somewhere in his mass tangle of shady connections, he knows a developer

Might give you tips and tricks to get on higher levels

But never, and I mean never, challenge him like you would with Levi to see who can beat the game faster

Because he will beat you by a seconds on purpose, just to piss you of

all the while doing that dark, shady chuckle

Asshole

But anyways, if you manage to finesse and beat him, he will be

So confused

“I thought I did it all right, what went wrong...?” he thinks to himself.

On the outside, however, he’s smiling

Will hand over some praise to his little apprentice, but if you look carefully you will see a spark of annoyance

We get it Solomon, you’re a sore loser.

In the end, he will still leave somewhat impressed at your skillz

Simeon

w h a t

Is a little scared

“Is this one of them video games you kids play nowadays...? Just kidding. What are you playing-- oh my”

Might try to figure out how to play

But alas,

Simeon is yet another boomer

So he will have quite some trouble even figuring out how to move

And why does he hold the controller like that what

If you’ve seen that one picture of him holding his phone sideways you know what I mean

On another note, if you look through his poem book, then you may or may not find a few poems describing how amazing and badass you looked hustling the entire game

Luke

about to bomb this master hill

No literally is considering bombing the computer or whatever you’re playing on because wHAT IS THAT

He is just

Scared

This will give him nightmares for weeks

Apparently Alcina reminds him of Lucifer so he kinda

Hates her

Says he will protect you

--as he runs out of the room in fear

Irrelevant but the one he hates the most is fetus baby

Michael have mercy on this poor boy--

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still-a-morosexual-help · 3 years

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Agreed on the favoritism by the devs, i think both Luci and Mammon are the most fleshed out characters in the entire game and the way their relationship with MC grow. As a Mammon and Lucifer stans this pleases me but i do hope the other charas will get more development, like i think in the halloween event, Mammon's locked part got longer story than the rest of the brothers and i ofc hugely biased feel like he got some of the best devilgram stories

Honestly yes, there's such a clear difference/growth in their characters and relationship with MC between S1 and S2 - which we unfortunately don't really get to see with the others. I'd even go to say that Lucifer's character growth surpasses Mammon's, which makes sense considering Lucifer had more to work on than Mammon. And it made him go from my least favourite character to my second favourite.

I'm not sure if we'll see more character growth from the others in s4 though? Because it looks like they're gearing up to introduce the new angels and they may focus more on them.

BUT S3 really saw a lot of development for Satan which I was really grateful for cause along with Mammon & Lucifer he's got the most potential for growth. I think there were three different times where Satan and his relationship with Lucifer was a major focus in S3

And S1 and S3 gave us more depth to Beel & Belphie.

Right now it's Asmo & Levi who are getting the shortest end which yeah - I want more from them.

But S3 also put a lot of focus into developing all the side characters while leaving enough questions open (particularly about Solomon, Simeon & Barbatos) for S4

And I have hope that open questions for Solomon will also lead to more depth for Asmo, cause the two seem to have a much closer relationship than what's initially seen. I 100% see them being as close as Mammon & MC are - and by that I mean partners in crime though you can take it in either a platonic or romantic sense. And the only reason they aren't closer than MC & Mammon, with the hundred of years working together they have over the two of them, is cause Solomon only stopped seeing Asmo as a pawn or a means to an end recently

All of Mammon's parts of the story seem longer to me than the others but I'm pretty sure that's just a consequence of me being totally gone for him...

I think it's cause his devilgrams give a lot more depth to him? I haven't seen that as much in the others' ones or maybe I'm at that point of simping where I didn't notice it? Like the office devilgram, the guardian demon, the mammon way, the Cinderella one, the butler one, the tsl one, Too Many Insults, the eclair/punishment one with Lucifer, even the water park & parfait ones - they all significantly add more to his entire character. They're not there just so MC can have a cute moment with him and steal a kiss without being interrupted by the others. All those devilgrams I mentioned are actively fleshing out his character.

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amor-immortalem · 2 years

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With season 4 looming somewhere on the horizon, I have a list of things I’d like to see and I want to shared them with you, if you don’t mind. Call it a wishlist if you’d like

All placed under a cut for your convenience also spoilers for things mentioned in season 2 and 3

Okay so first I’d like to see MC finally get to learn summoning magic since this has been the main reason they became Solomon’s apprentice. (Also if the devs were going to go the way of routes, that would be a great plot device to make it happen but ultimately if it does happen, I don’t think we’ll get routes until they decide they’re done working on Obey Me! altogether as its a great way to wrap up the game neatly.)

more character development for Solomon and maybe some insight into his past. Solomon’s character has felt kind of stagnant for the whole of Season 3 and maybe even the back half of season 2. In all honesty, I’d like to know more about him. Does he have family? Children??? If he did at one point, which if the devs are keeping some of the lore about the biblical King Solomon he definitely did and a lot of them at that, does he keep track of his descendants and maintain at least some kind contact with them? (My coworker and I were joking about this the other day actually) There’s still so much we don’t actually know about Solomon that would be great development for him.

Can Levi get another waifu yet?! One that’s not a loli preferably. No offense to Levi or his stans but unless I missed some kind of lore about Ruri-chan it just kinda makes me uncomfy that a demon thats thousands of years old is simping so hard over an anime character that looks like a child.

we all know Luke has this blind faith in Michael for whatever reason. As much as I would prefer not hurting Luke, I wanna see this get shaken to its core. In Lesson 50 we find out that Luke doesn’t actually know why the brothers fell from the celestial realm in the first place as he says he doesn’t understand why the brothers don’t beg Michael for his forgiveness or something to that effect. Speaking of, that leads me to my next point:

The Celestial Realm and the whole stars thing mentioned at the end of lesson 52. Luke said there were seven stars to represent the brothers and there were three additional stars right next to them watching over them. But if Luke didn’t know the real reason for the Brothers’ fall, what’s the legend and why was the real reason for the fall essentially covered up? Also where is God and why is Michael the one in charge instead? Michael already gives me shady vibes and we haven’t even met him yet.

A set back for Diavolo’s plan towards uniting the three realms. Everything seems to be going too smoothly for Diavolo and as we know from plans here in the real world, plans this grand don’t always go they way you want. This probably wouldn’t be an issue due to the nature of Barbatos’ powers over reality and time but what if the celestial realm wasn’t actually interested in coexistence and peace with the Devildom? If Michael really is as shady as he’s made out to be in game currently, what if he only agreed for the Celestial Realm to be a part of the exchange program as a means of information gathering- that he sent Simeon and Luke to the Devildom as unknowing spies. We already see something has Simeon uneasy in regards to the Celestial Realm and that cliffhanger at the end of Season 3 so I wonder if maybe he overheard something he wasn’t supposed to and Michael was actually planning some kind of invasion on the Devildom or assault on Diavolo using the information he’d get out of Luke and Simeon?

Maybe some more insight on the brothers’ powers as well that would be a cool thing to see. We don’t really know too much about all of the abilities that each of the brothers have and it would be interesting to explore

More Devildom culture and history! We’re already seeing it with the latest event but I want more. Give me holidays that aren’t based around human world holidays.

And lastly, because y’all know I gotta say it, I want Mammon to realize that he deserves better and straight up take MC and dip. Is this going to happen? Based on his character, most likely not. Can I still wish for it with every fiber of my being, you bet I can. Everyone has a breaking point eventually. Also it could be a good plot point if the devs execute it the right way. imagine if it ended the season? Holy cow what a way to leave off for season 5. (and when I say the right way, I mean being gone for more than what? three days? I’m talking about months to a year type of deal maybe longer. it has to be a long term thing for it to really set into the others’ brains)

Anyways now its your guys’ turn. Feel free to share your wishlists as well. These were my personal wants but its always fun to see what others want from this game as well.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #obey me! shall we date?#obey me season 4 wishlist #obey me spoilers

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yamanorakuen · 3 years

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Obey Me! & Taylor Swift songs

Hi, I haven't used Tumblr in YEARS but I have no other place to shitpost rn so I'm doing it here. In this post, I'll assign Obey Me! characters songs from Taylor Swift's albums. I'll do Evermore, Folklore, Lover and Reputation in this one, I might do the others later.

Reputation:

Lucifer: This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

Mammon: Getaway Car

Leviathan: Delicate

Satan: I Did Something Bad

Asmodeus: Dress

Beelzebub: Gorgeous

Belphegor: Look What You Made Me Do

Diavolo: King Of My Heart

Barbatos: Dancing With Our Hands Tied

Solomon: So It Goes...

Simeon: Call It What You Want

Luke: New Year's Day

Belphegor would be such a Reputation stan. Barbatos too.

Lover:

Lucifer: Daylight

Mammon: Cornelia Street

Leviathan: It's Nice To Have A Friend

Satan: The Archer

Asmodeus: You Need To Calm Down

Beelzebub: Paper Rings

Belphegor: Afterglow

Diavolo: I Think He Knows

Barbatos: Death By A Thousand Cuts

Solomon: Cruel Summer

Simeon: False God

Luke: ME!

Asmo and the angels would jam to Lover the most.

Folklore

Lucifer: hoax

Mammon: the last great american dynasty

Leviathan: this is me trying

Satan: mad woman

Asmodeus: august

Beelzebub: cardigan

Belphegor: my tears ricochet

Diavolo: the 1

Barbatos: illicit affairs

Solomon: mirrorball

Simeon: the lakes

Luke: seven

I feel like Lucifer would enjoy Folklore a lot.

Evermore

Lucifer: tolerate it

Mammon: cowboy like me

Leviathan: right where you left me

Satan: ivy

Asmodeus: champagne problems

Beelzebub: evermore

Belphegor: long story short

Diavolo: willow

Barbatos: closure

Solomon: coney island

Simeon: gold rush

Luke: dorothea

Evermore would be the favorite of Levi and maybe Beel.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #taylor swift #reputation #lover #folklore #evermore

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rsmrymnt-tea · 2 years

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Tbh yeah, I wish I was a Mammon Stan too sometimes cause he's there all the time. Even if it's the same routine, either doing something stupid and everyone announcing their hatred for him, or him confessing his love for the 20th time, he still gets a lot of screentime. I'm so tired of him already 😔 Feels like they've already done everything they can do with Mammon at this point

Only realized a bit later, but all of my favorite lessons were the ones in season 2 and 3 where Mammon wasn't there. We got to see other characters interact with each other and build on other characters way more when Mammon and his tropes were excluded. I love the guy, I think he's adorable, but I just can't with him anymore

Big sigh…

SAME

Me talking shit about Mammon’s screen time under the cut

Mammon’s such a show stealer in an annoying way if you don’t like him. Sure he can be endearing sometimes, but when he’s there he makes it loud and clear that he’s there, he’s your first, everyone else needs to stay away from you yet he doesn’t really like you in that way it’s just an honor to be in the presence of the Great Mammon… 🙄 And when he’s there, all the characters’ attention goes to him as well especially if his mistakes and behavior is what moves the plot around. The characters all rag on him, he defends himself, Lucifer makes him admit what he did then orders him to fix it, commotion that takes up one or more parts of a chapter—I’m not living for this content, mama. It’s not even funny half the time, or other times you do just wanna agree because he’s genuinely been awful for real.

Could we just skip all that and just spend all that fucking screen time exploring the other characters more?

And like… what’s with him getting so many ‘date’ chapters? In S2 we’re forced to go on a date with him and have to constantly turn him down and reject his advances if you don’t feel that way about him and another one in S3 where for some reason he didn’t get affected by Solomon’s cooking. He almost goes on a whole tirade about being your ‘first’ in front of some butcher he’s never met and makes some comment about you two seeming like newlyweds doing errands together and I’m just :/ I’m… really not into you my guy. Not even a little.

And then we get another Mammon centric arc but with Luke tagging along a couple chapters later?? Why is there so much Mammon???? In like 10 chapters of S3 you get like 3-4 where you get so much of him?? Why? The date one could’ve been Asmo, he was the one excited about the cafe + he could’ve totally dodged Solomon’s cooking just fine since he’s been doing it for so long. Could’ve learned about him instead of going through fluff with Mammon when the guy gets so much screen time already just because he’s the dev’s favorite. Mammon by himself already has so much development to him too, it’s not like he needs the screen time to flesh him out unlike Beel, Asmo, Satan, and the side boys. The Bloody Moon arc in S2 was so good for getting to know Asmo, and the Star of Temperance arc was extra good for fleshing out Beel. And then what after those chapters?? Huh??? And outside of his issues with Lucifer, Satan barely has a personality outside of ~cats~, plus the side boys all need for screen time for us to learn more about them. Barbatos, Solomon, and Simeon are some of the most interesting characters and we’re kept very in the dark about their backgrounds

#chat & colloquy #sal et suka #obey me #if youre a mammon stan dni HAHAHA i dont wanna hear it I’m well aware of his character depth and complexity and whatnot #half joking about the dni but i dont want to hear anything about how mammons actually the best or whatever #doesnt mean i dont have the right to be tired of just how MUCH mammon we get #i have similar issues with Lucifer #the two faves of the OM team #with much more romantically inclined responses than the others and theyre written so differently than for the others #especially obvious in s2 #you can feel it in s3 still

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bbnibini · 9 months

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Rant Lesson 20 (Obey me Nightbringer under the cut) and NB in general.

Fair warning: I had a really bad day and I'm sleep deprived and overworked so I wasn't able to mince my words.

I had a really small hope that NB will learn from the OG's mistakes and grow past it and make a better game that caters to its audience but lesson 20 Normal was severely underwhelming. They went for the "safe" side again and made everyone fight for the MC's affections as a wrapup for this season.

They were doing so well on making the romantic scenes optional and the interactions with the characters a lot less forced but with the abrupt end of season 1, it the sudden transition to everyone just falling in love with MC again felt like a whiplash. What happened to the nuance? The character development? Why are the characters...so tropey? It didn't use to be like that in the earlier lessons.

They were doing so well on making a better paced game but the past daily texts as well had forced romantic options and an MC that is really hard to relate to especially if you Stan specific characters (say what you will about NB being Solomon-centric, but boy am I not feeling it in the latter lessons. Was Solomon even there? Most of his content were off-screen. It was so frustrating. I hate the fandom sometimes and how they treat him). The only opportunity you can get to interact with him is the medal scene.

Then they had this brilliant idea to hide the only interesting thing that happened in lesson 20 in hard mode!!

Hello??? Isn't it important for everyone to know that the Raphael who came to the Devildom was an impostor? (And likely Michael or another angel?)

I'm done. I'm so done with this game. It's literally going back to its old habits. The poorly paced events are even worse with the absence of the 150 DV sales and the higher pity requirement for cards and Skill Levels to unlock full bloom.

Wow! /s The side characters finally get to have an event of their own? But I find it a little unfair Lucifer gets an individual spotlight along with Mammon but they can't seem to do it for Solomon and even Simeon!! Remember that Smash Bros event in the OG where they said Barbatos was the star but it turned out to be Belphie instead? Wtf is wrong with this game?

I'm so glad I had plans not to continue playing this. I feel so bad for the fans that will choose to stay despite all that's happening.

#why has this game survived for so long without individual routes?#im in the ace spectrum it's literally uncomfortable being forced in romantic situations with people you don't care about in that way #i just hate everything about the game lately #and screw MC's dialogue options too #bye im going back to fate go hell i can't do this anymore #obey me nightbringer spoilers #obey me nb #obey me #spoilers #rant #blurbs

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fickleminder · 3 years

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the years start coming and they don’t stop coming

In which Lilith’s return distorts her brothers’ perception of time.

Part 2 here

You’ve never seen the demon prince look so embarrassed.

“I can call for —”

“No, it’s okay. They deserve this.”

But you don’t, goes unspoken. You can see the pity in his eyes, feel the palpable disappointment in the air. Even Simeon and Luke make sure to hug you extra tight before stepping through the portal to the Celestial Realm, and Solomon promises to check up on you after you’ve returned home.

Thanking Lord Diavolo and Barbatos for their hospitality, you turn towards the final demon in the council room and put on the biggest grin your breaking heart can muster. “Hey, c’mere.”

Satan doesn’t hesitate to throw his arms around you. It’s almost like he’s trying to make up for his brothers’ absence, the way he crushes you to his chest and cradles the back of your head.

You can’t find it in yourself to blame them. As far as miracles go, this is a pretty big one. Lilith coming back to life is an unprecedented event, one not even Barbatos had seen coming. Nobody has any answers either. She’s definitely not a demon, not an angel, not human; just an immortal who knocked on the front door of the House of Lamentation three days ago.

Her brothers haven’t left her alone since. You’re happy for them, you really are, but a bitter part of you can’t help but wish her return had waited until after the exchange program ended. At least Lucifer had the courtesy to pull you aside and thank you on his family’s behalf (though you’re quite certain you had nothing to do with your ancestor’s sudden revival), in addition to making a pact with you as a token of his gratitude.

With that, you could have summoned all of them to send you off just as effectively as Lord Diavolo giving the order, but it won’t be the same and you know it. Your only saving grace is Satan, the one brother who’d kept his head and anchored you in the sea of loneliness you’d been set adrift in over the last few days.

“I’m gonna miss you, cat boy.”

“I miss you already,” Satan laughs softly, pulling back with a warm smile. “I’ll stay in touch, I promise.”

You squeeze his arms affectionately and glance past his shoulders at the closed doors. There’s the smallest shred of hope in you that thinks the others will come bursting through any moment now, scrambling for one final chance to see you. You give yourself five seconds, silently counting down to a pipe dream, before pressing a kiss to Satan’s cheek and releasing him.

“It might not seem like it now, but the Devildom will always be here for you,” Lord Diavolo says as the world around you fades to white. “Farewell.”

“Did you lose track of time at the library again? You missed dinner last night LOL.”

“Levi, be nice!”

Satan only hums quietly in response. He can’t be bothered to correct the assumption; it’s a convenient excuse for when his brothers actually notice he’s missing anyway.

The irony of Levi calling him out isn’t lost on him. While the otaku is still obsessed with his games and shows, he’s no longer as shut-in as he used to be, venturing outside the comforts of his sanctuary more often. Satan has passed by the common room on many occasions to find him and Lilith gaming or binging anime together, and the content expression on Levi’s face proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that the void from his Henry’s departure has long been filled.

“Oh, but speaking of,” Lilith sets her cutlery down and smiles shyly at the fourth-born, “I haven’t had the chance to explore the libraries here yet. If it’s not too much trouble, can you show me around and recommend a few books?”

Shrugging non-committedly, Satan continues with his meal, not once looking her in the eye.

You’ve always wondered how someone with the Avatar of Lust for a brother can have such terrible fashion sense. It should be impossible to go wrong with dressing for a funeral, but you guess life (along with a certain eyesore of a tie) just loves to disappoint you. Still, you’re too glad to have Satan with you right now to care.

“Thanks for coming.”

“Anytime.”

You lean into the demon’s side as he holds an umbrella over both of you. Your eyes are drawn to the flowers he’d placed on your mother’s grave, the only splash of color against the dull tombstone. For the longest time, all you can process is the pitter-patter of the afternoon rain on the plastic wrap of the bouquet, and the comforting weight of Satan’s arm across your shoulders.

“She was in a lot of pain,” you admit after a while, your voice slightly hoarse. “The doctors had to sedate her. She went in her sleep.”

“I’m sorry.” Satan fidgets awkwardly, not quite sure what to say. He’s no stranger to death, but the loss of someone dear is unfamiliar to him. “Perhaps Simeon can find out if —”

“No, no it’s fine. I just — I need to —”

The umbrella is forgotten as Satan catches you, lowering you gently to the ground when your knees give way. You cling to him desperately, and it’s all he can do to draw you close as you start to wail.

Satan barely makes it three steps into the house before getting pounced on.

“How was it? Where did you go? Ooh you lucky demon, I want to hear all the details!”

“Oi, oi! What are you babbling on about?”

“Don’t act coy with me! Lilith saw you at the florist’s yesterday with the most gorgeous bouquet of flowers!”

“Yesterday? But —”

“How come you never told me someone caught your eye? I would have dolled you up, lent you some of my clothes —” Asmo gasps dramatically. “You didn’t wear that horrid jacket to your date, did you?”

Wrestling a hand free, Satan musses his younger brother’s hair. “None of your business,” he growls, walking away with a smirk when Asmo immediately releases him to fix his appearance. “Who do you take me for, anyway?”

“Aww come on, just give me a hint! Do I know them? Is it someone from RAD? Ooh, did you meet them at the library or —”

Ducking into the safety of his room, Satan shuts the door in Asmo’s face.

“Thank fuck. Who picked your outfit this time?”

“Barbatos. And shut up.”

You grab Satan’s arm with a laugh and lead him towards your table, politely introducing him as ‘Stan from work’ to any relatives who ask about the handsome young man accompanying you. Satan’s usual mask is in place, but there’s no mistaking the gleam of wonder in his eyes as he takes in his surroundings.

“Finally,” you sigh, sinking into your seat and grinning sheepishly at the blond. “Sorry about them. It’s just that they’ve never seen me with anyone, so they’re really curious about you.”

“Well, I’m glad you invited me along. I’ve never been to a wedding before.” The romantic in Satan is openly basking in the ambience of the reception. “You mentioned that your niece had gotten married?”

“Technically my first cousin once removed, but yeah.”

“And you’ve not been seeing anyone?”

“You would have been the first to know if I have,” you tease, nudging him playfully. “Apparently a lot of people are put off by the way I dress. Too modest, they say.”

But not without good reason. The pact marks on your body may be slightly faded from disuse, but they’re still discernable if stared at hard enough: Lucifer’s at the back of your neck; Mammon’s over your heart; Levi’s curled around your right calf; Satan’s circling your left arm; Asmo’s dangerously close to tramp stamp territory; Beel’s just under your navel; and Belphie’s on your ribs at the side you like to sleep on.

Passing them off as tattoos without attracting the wrong kind of attention is a little tricky, so you’d rather take a page from Solomon’s book and cover them up. Being called a prude is easier than dealing with cultists.

(It also helps you to keep your mind off of them, because some wounds continue to hurt even after they heal, so there’s that.)

Sensing the drop in your mood, Satan clears his throat to get your attention. It’s only then that you realize there’s music playing in the background, and couples moving from their tables to the floor.

Your companion stands up and offers you his hand, this time with a genuine smile on his face. “May I have this dance?”

Lucifer’s tone books no room for argument. “This will be a family event, so I expect your attendance. Don’t think I haven’t noticed your little escapades over the past few months.”

“Tch.”

“Do I make myself clear?”

“Whatever. I’ll be there.”

Satan has to resist the urge to hurl his hardcover at the back of Lucifer’s head when he takes his leave. That’s no way to treat a book, after all.

Beel’s Fangol team has an upcoming match and it’ll be Lilith’s first time watching him play. She’s been hyped up for weeks, so it comes as no surprise that Lucifer would use the opportunity to turn it into a family outing. He’s been doing that a lot lately.

Gone is the stuffy first-born who can spend days in his office if left unchecked. Lucifer is still as strict as ever, still fulfills his duties to Lord Diavolo diligently, but it’s like he’s managed to master balancing work and play overnight. He makes more time for his siblings now, even if it’s to dole out punishments for their endless shenanigans, punishments that vary in severity depending on how cutely Lilith pleads on their behalf.

Lucifer has always doted on her, and she has him wrapped around her little finger. Belphie has even gone as far as corrupting her into pranking him, and she need only bat her eyelashes to get off scot-free.

Lilith was the catalyst for the Fall, her descendent the glue that brought her siblings back together, and her return the final piece in making their family whole again.

But you were family too, Satan thinks sourly, pulling out his D.D.D. to mark the date in his calendar.

When you invite Satan over to your apartment for tea, he never expected to be introduced to your new housemate: a handsome fellow with chestnut brown hair, sharp jade eyes, a runner’s body, and the softest-looking toe beans he has ever seen in his immortal life.

“Satan, meet Satan!” You hold out the tabby towards him with a shit-eating grin.

Both demon and cat blink owlishly at each other. The blond doesn’t know whether to feel endeared by the feline sharing his name or insulted that you would replace him so easily, but all it takes is a single bop on the nose with a curious paw for him to melt.

Satan the tabby, who normally prefers to scale your shelves and nap between your books, spends the entire day a purring puddle in Satan the demon’s arms, shamelessly relishing in pets and massages to the extent that at some point, you have a very real fear they might just end up absconding back to the Devildom together. Thankfully, some kibble and freshly baked treats help you separate the two for a while, at least long enough for you to get some decent conversation in.

You brew a pot of Earl Grey with the beautifully crafted tea set Barbatos gifted you when you had first moved in, and serve the scones you made earlier in the morning using the baking tools blessed by Luke during your housewarming. You don’t know if the little angel had actually imbued them with Celestial magic, but everything you cook somehow always lifts your spirits when consumed.

Satan has to catch himself in the middle of regaling you with Mammon’s latest half-baked scheme. The wistful look on your face is new; you’re usually eager to hear what his brothers have been up to, but something feels off today. He pours you more tea, slides another scone onto your plate, and waits.

“…Are they happy?” You ask after a while.

The demon knows better than to lie, even if it’s to spare you from the truth he suspects you’re already aware of. “Yes,” he admits grudgingly.

“I’m glad.”

Your smile doesn’t reach your eyes.

Lilith stands outside his room, holding a tray of tea and cakes.

“Hey, um, may I come in?” Her smile is both hopeful and uncertain. It’s a gamble, ambushing the fourth-born when he obviously has no interest in her. At best, he’ll make up an excuse to turn her away or just ignore her completely; at worst, well… she doesn’t really want to think about that. To her visible relief, he opens the door wider and steps aside.

Satan clears a space for her to set the tray down. There’s the briefest moment of hesitation before he drags your favorite armchair over and offers her a seat as well. He looks guarded but not openly hostile, a promising sign so far.

“You’ve been in and out of the house lately, so I haven’t had the chance to catch you. I thought we might sit down and talk,” Lilith says, pouring two cups of the hot beverage as she chooses her next words carefully. “The others told me about how you were born, but I understand that you are your own person. I’d like to get to know that person.”

A part of Satan is acutely aware of their one-sided relationship; he is familiar with her through Lucifer, but she has never met him. It makes sense for her to be curious about him, though Satan isn’t so sure he wants to return the favor. She reminds him too much of you in the way she prepares her tea, how she sits on your chair, her shy lopsided smile —

But she’s not you, and you’re not her, Satan has to remind himself lest he commits the same mistake his brothers nearly did after your lineage had been revealed. Now in a convoluted turn of events, it’s you who’s gone and Lilith here, and there’s no reason why he can’t give her a chance and treat her like the sister she could be to him.

It’s what you would have wanted.

Lilith tries not to let her shoulders slump too much when Satan quietly stands up and heads towards his door. She’s prepared to pack up and leave until she spots him grabbing several books from a nearby shelf.

“Have you ever read Mid-Fall Murders?” He asks, handing her a hardcover with a shy smile of his own.

“What’s it like?”

Satan’s grip on your hand tightens. “I don’t actually know,” he confesses, shuffling closer so that your shoulder and arm are pressed against his. It’s a strange sight, the two of you lying side by side on your bed, staring aimlessly at the ceiling.

“Will it hurt?”

“No.”

You’ve never heard a single word hold so much promise, but you have no reason to doubt the demon’s sincerity. Satan wouldn’t take pity on you just because you’re —

A light knock on the door, and in pokes Simeon’s head. “Ah, little lamb! I’m glad we made it in time.”

“Not so little anymore, Simeon.” You laugh softly, greeting Luke and Solomon as they trail in behind him. Satan brushes his lips over your forehead before getting up to receive your guests.

The day is as ordinary as it can be. You talk and catch up with your friends, trading stories and laughter over cups of tea that neither grow cold nor go empty. When the session turns into a mini book club gathering halfway through, Luke helpfully retrieves the debated titles from the massive shelf in the living room. He takes a while to find them; you’ve accumulated plenty of works over the years: recommendations by Satan, literature published under Simeon’s pseudonym, and handwritten tomes from Solomon to keep you in touch with your magic. The shelf is practically jam-packed with books, the only exception being a corner on the topmost tier, housing a little space that’s empty save for a worn green collar with a rusted bell.

Come sundown the five of you are still neck-deep in discussion, but as with all good things, the get together eventually reaches an end.

“Thanks everyone, it’s been fun,” you say, reclining back in your bed as Satan wordlessly cleans up. You squeeze his hand when he returns to your side and bid the others goodbye. “Hopefully I’ll see you guys soon?”

“About that…” Solomon clears his throat, wearing the smug look that usually accompanies a trick being pulled out of his sleeve, but this time it’s tinged more with excitement than mischief. “Simeon has a little present for you first.”

The guileless smile on the angel’s face betrays nothing as he steps forward and reaches into a small pouch at his hip. “Solomon, Diavolo and I have a theory. Now, keep in mind that this is all very experimental, but if it works, you’ll have more options to choose from, should you so wish.”

And then he brings out a ring.

“Are you, uh, are you okay?”

“Not in the mood, Mammon.”

“Oi, I’m trying to be nice here! Who do you think covered for your sorry ass when you came back past curfew the other day, huh?”

“What the hell do you want?”

“You may think you’re all stealthy and shit, but your eyes were pretty red that night. I thought you were at a book club meeting. Did something happen?”

“None of your business.”

“Argh, fine then! This is the last time I try to be a good big brother.”

“…Mammon?”

“?”

“...”

“I’m sorry.”

“Eh, what are you — you can’t just say that and then run off! Get back here!”

“Twenty, nineteen, eighteen…”

Lilith’s countdown echoes along the deserted hallway, prompting Beel to nudge the deadweight on his back. “Belphie, go get your own hiding place.”

“Mmngh… zzz…”

“Come on, or she’ll win this round with a two for one. Again.”

“…Just dump me somewhere she won’t find me then.”

A tall order, especially since Lilith can easily track them down by listening out for Beel’s stomach and/or Belphie’s snores. Still, the sixth-born lumbers through the house as quietly as he can, doing a one-eighty whenever he hears Lilith’s cheerful hums coming from the opposite direction. Technically they can avoid being caught if they keep moving, but that would be cheating. They hid in the attic previously so that’s a no go, their room’s too obvious, the kitchen too tempting, the common room too exposed…

Maybe Levi’s room? The otaku had sound-proofed his walls to avoid distractions from the outside world when he’s gaming, so it’s an ideal location to hide. He can stash Belphie in the bathtub and run interference until time’s up.

Backtracking, Beel breaks into a light jog towards the other wing, keeping his ears open for their seeker. It’s only because of his heightened senses that he’s able to pick up the faintest traces of magic on one of the walls, causing him to pause in his steps.

“Hmm? Why’d you stop?” Slightly more awake now, Belphie rubs his eyes and slides off his twin, who’s studying the blank space intently. “What’s wrong, Beel?”

“There’s something here, something…”

“It’s just a wall —”

“No, don’t you feel it? I know you weren’t around then, but it’s the same glamor as that time Luke went missing and we —”

Beel goes white. He whispers a name, a name not spoken in the house for years, and a door flickers into view. One hand grabs Belphie’s in a death grip as the other twists the knob and pushes the door open, revealing an old yet familiar room.

The place is devoid of life. Most of the furniture are covered by sheets, resting under thick layers of dust. In the middle sits a tree, sagging with age and soft with rot. Sunken footprints mark the demons’ furtive venture into decrepit memory, and the creaking of floorboards with every step only tethers the growing nightmare closer to reality.

A photo frame crashes to the ground.

They deserve this.

Satan feels it the moment the spell concealing your room was broken. It had been his way of protecting your memory, ensuring that your sanctuary would only be accessible to those who made the effort to remember you. He cast it about a year after you had left the Devildom, after he realized that leaving your door in plain sight wasn’t doing you any favors.

Hidden away in an alcove at the back of the garden, curled up with a blanket and a thermos of hot tea, Satan slides a bookmark between the pages of his latest novel and leans his head back, closing his eyes with a heavy sigh.

Even this far away from the house, he can hear the cacophony of screams and shouts, objects being flung and shattered into pieces, a muted bang suggesting that a wall has just collapsed. The fallout comes as no surprise; waking up after living the past hundred years or so in a daze will do that to a person – or in this case, demons.

Although the sounds of fighting call to the rage bubbling within him, the vindictive thoughts of his brothers getting their just desserts cool it to a simmer. He knows he’ll have to face them eventually, but he’ll cross that bridge when he gets to it.

“Meow?”

Emerald eyes blink open. There’s a faint rustle from the nearby bushes as a tiny Calico wanders out of the foliage, peering around the garden curiously. Upon spotting the blond demon, it perks up and makes a beeline for him.

“Hm? You’re not Callie. Are you new here, little one?” His mood considerably improved, Satan extends a hand towards the kitten. It skips the finger sniffing step and goes straight to headbutting his palm, begging for attention.

“You’re an affectionate one, aren’t you?” Satan caves immediately and scritches away with a delighted chuckle. He examines the markings on its tri-colored fur, wanting to recognize the friendly feline if it comes back in the future. The Calico is mostly white with patches of brown and black splashed over the back of its neck, near the base of its tail, just under the side of its ribs, and several other spots that seem to collectively resemble a familiar pattern…

Satan’s hand stills. He whispers your name, trembling with hope, and the kitten practically leaps into his arms, nuzzling his chin with a happy purr.

#writing #obey me #obey me fanfic #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me lilith #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me simeon #obey me luke #obey me solomon #obey me replaced mc au

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obaby-obeyme · 3 years

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❗Lesson 51 SPOILERS❗

Because this lesson took an unexpected turn (long read ahead because I’m into this sh*t)

For context, a quick summary of previous events: In the previous lesson, MC, Luke, and Mammon travel somewhere in the human world to search for some fairy circle. They somehow end up at the HoL. It is noted that this HoL isn’t the same one in Devildom. Anyways, Luke and Mammon disappear when you enter the house.

In the beginning of this lesson, Simeon and Satan show up to help you. Barbatos opens a portal from where they are (at Angel’s Cafe) to you. Then ya’ll proceed to search for Mammon and Luke. Ya’ll open the door then BAM:

YOU END UP IN THE CELESTIAL REALM (PRESUMABLY THE PAST)(AGAIN)?! WHO’S MESSING WITH US?! MICHAEL?! GOD?! I thought this lesson was going to focus on Mammon and Luke but we’re taking a turn and focusing on Satan my friends.

I really love this because Satan is now physically there in the Celestial Realm (even if it’s the past). He gets to see how his brothers were as Angels.

And Satan is no longer Satan, he is now Sully.

Can’t just go around telling people you’re name is Satan now...

You ask Satan if he remembers his brothers from this time:

He has confirmed this before but now its extra details. This is probably why he doesn’t feel a strong connection with Lilith because because he only remembers bits and pieces.

The rest of the bros (minus Lucifer and Belphie) show up

You and Simeon go look for Belphie and leave Sully with his (future) brothers.

Fast forward you and Simeon find Belphie and he asks you to help him with something

(He told the brothers that you and Sully are angels)

So at this point in time, Simeon is a high ranking Angel. I don’t quite remember if his current rank was mentioned before but maybe he lost his high rank after the brothers fell. Did he help them somehow that caused him to lose his seraphim rank?

This is for all you DiaLuci stans out there 😂

SULLY DEAR!!!! 😂😂😂 (They’re chasing some flying eggs to make sandwiches)

Their sins are manifesting

Someone mentions that they feel that they’ve met you and Sully before

S U L L Y D E A R

They ask if you and Sully are going to stay at the Celestial Palace. Both dialogue options basically say you can’t.

Oh no...I smell teenage rebellion

He says this and everyone literally is just 👁️👄👁️

Brothers defend Lucifer yada yada

Simeon’s suggestion

Not sure if he means bringing them to the past Celestial Realm but I don’t think this is an illusion Simeon created JUST so Satan could make up with Lucifer. I don’t know what it is actually. Maybe Simeon could be up to something.

Satan explodes and storms off. You go comfort him.

AND OF COURSE GUESS WHO SHOWS UP.

THIS DUDE (WHO TAKES UP THE WHOLE GODDAM SCREEN) WHO DOESN’T KNOW THAT HE JUST MET HIS FUTURE SON. DUN DUN DUN!

ANNNNND we’ll see how this goes next week!

Sorry for the long post but I just find Satan’s character and background very interesting. He’s probably one of my favorite characters in terms of....lore?

I also thought Luci and Satan already sorta made amends but I guess not.

We also get some Simeon background too which is always a plus 👍

#obey me spoilers #omspoilers #spoiler #lesson 51 #obey me

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cynergy-laughter · 3 years

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Obey Me! One Master to Rule Them All! Headcanon #20 pt. 1

Thank you so much @nomnomcupcakesworld for the ask! ^^

So to be honest, I first knew about Corpse because I watched Jacksepticeye play among us and Corpse was in the videos. So this is my second exposure to Corpse through his music... wow, that was a journey. But then again, I also think Marc Rebillet’s music is also a journey. Both in the best way. (May just f*ck around and do a Marc Rebillet part to this.)

Now, this will be featuring a chaotic, deep-voiced MC. Also this will be my last Obey Me HC for this year, and then I shall come back stronger in 2021!

Lucifer: He is just minding his own paperwork when he hears a deep bass beat going throughout the house. And someone was singing some sultry lyrics in a very deep voice. He thought he had confiscated the karaoke machine after Levi’s anime marathon of 2019. He was going to give a piece of his mind to whomever was singing, until he found it coming from your room... first it was WAP, now this... he opens the door and he sees you dancing around you room while singing along to the song, he didn’t know your voice could go that low, and then there were the lyrics. He didn’t know how much more he could take of this, it was like you were sending signals to him, and he could only hold himself back for so long, so he knocked on the doorway, and caught your attention. “It seems I’m going to have to soundproof your room one of these days.” You both look at each other, and you just get this smirk and he just blushes, realizing what he said and in the context of the song... “... Nevermind, just turn the music down.” Lucifer turned to leave, closing the door, and going back to his room, blushing more as he worked his way into a mouthpalm position at his desk.

Mammon: He’s walking up to your room with his latest shenanigan when he heard the song start. He opened the door as you started singing, he was expecting any voice but this voice, it was like a death metal rapper, and he was kinda into it, especially with the lyrics. He started dancing to it with you, making sure to close the door. When the song goes was over, he asked to replay the song but louder, he would never admit that he wants to go down on you to his song, especially if you were wearing knee high boots at the time.

Leviathan: An absolute Corpse Husband Stan. He loves the music and his videos, sometimes listens to his scary story videos on spooky nights or during spooky games that he doesn’t livestream. He hears the songs start and recognizes it immediately. He jumps out of his chair and runs down to your room, bursting through the door and sees you singing with a deep voice just like Corpse, Levi won’t say it, but he’s in love. He tries to record you doing it, but totally forgot to hit record because... you sound just like Corpse... but then he realizes that you’re singing the lyrics and he goes completely red and tries to escape without alerting you... but he does know he burst through the door, right?

Satan: He is wondering what you were up to this time. He goes and he sees you shaking your butt to this song and singing along. He is into it until the daddy issues part and then the luka magnotta part. That verse was hard, but he remembers there was a huge surge of cats that appeared in the Devildom all of a sudden in 2012, and now it just ruined this moment. He quietly closes the door and remembers... he has someone he has to visit... someone he’s been meaning to visit... since 2012...

Asmodeus: This kinky boi... He is into this, through and through. And he absolutely loves your deep voice, thinks it’s sexy as hell. He asks how you get your voice to be so low and loud at the same time, but poor boy can’t get his voice down enough. You can catch both you and him singing this during breakfast, harmonizing of course cause Asmo can go down to only a certain pitch.

Beelzebub: Is fascinated by this song, and he wants to learn the lyrics so he can sing it with you. It takes a few, several tries and listens to this song until he gets the lyrics down and then you said to bring out the bass in his voice. You both were an even match as far as bass range went, after all, Beel is still a growing demon. But you both are soon softly stomp dancing down the halls singing this song in the middle of the night during fridge raids, so as to not wake anyone up.

Belphegor: “CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME BUT YOU LOVE ME!” Was all he was fixated on when he heard you singing in your deep voice. After being impressed with how deep you could make your voice, he started smirking at the lyrics he heard. All while he was sleeping in the attic, and you were just vibing next to him on the bed. You apologize for waking him up, and he would forgive you if he could choke you like he hated you but he loved you.

Diavolo: He finds himself seeing you singing this song while walking through the halls of RAD. He stops you and asks what you were singing. So you only did the natural thing, you took him to the student council room and played it for him aloud, and began to sing along with good pitch and lyrical precision. Diavolo is fascinated by it, though doesn’t really know what the lyrics mean. You begin to explain the context and he a red faced, but not horrified. He laughs at the daddy issues part because... ✨R E L A T E S✨. You can find Diavolo shocking Lucifer by singing lyrics from the song. Lucifer knows you had something to do with it and glares as you walk by, hiding a grin.

Barbatos: He has already heard it from Diavolo and figured it was you. He advises not to sing it during formal events. But when you visit the castle, he caught you stomp dancing down the halls of the castle, singing the song, and he was amazed at your vocal range, the only person he heard go that bassy was Diavolo when he was truly angry, and Lucifer. Kind of imagines him grabbing onto your chains while... erm... my apologies...~

Solomon: Big Corpse Fan here, he hears you singing it and he instantly got excited, starting to sing it with you. You both start making up your own duet dance to the song and end up going viral on Deviltube, heck, Levi wants to join in on the choreography and dance with you guys! Of course, you both have solo freestyle parts in the song, and you both do Rock Paper Scissors on who gets to dance on Corpse’s verse, and who gets to dance to Savage Ga$p’s verse. You somehow win Corpse’s part best 5 out of 7.

Simeon: He saw you walking down the street with your headphones in, and caught you in a Corpse mood. He was about to tap your shoulder and say hi, but then you started singing the song and he just stopped in his tracks, imagine surprised Pikachu face with a bit of anime blush, that would be Simeon at that moment as you walked away, a deep voice with those lyrics... he was so glad Luke wasn’t with him on his walk. Wait... Luke was at the market, which was in the direction where you’re going... how long was the song you were singing? No-!

Happy New Year everyone! See you next year~! ^^

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