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can't believe the peak character design for THE Lucifer Morningstar is an out-of-touch overprotective dad, who would do anything for his kid(s), and is trying to connect with them but instead he accidentally makes them think he doesn't give a shit and ends up giving them serious daddy issues
#their aesthetics & personality are COMPLETE opposites but at the core they're the same and it's doing something to my brain chemistry#something about two dimes not being a lot but it sure is weird it happened twice#what the fuck is a nickel#hazbin hotel#lucifer#obey me#hazbin hotel lucifer#obey me lucifer#obey me shall we date#obey me!#om lucifer#om! lucifer#obey me! lucifer#swd lucifer
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worst way to start my new year, thanks. i have a lot of things to say about these companies but i'm tired and just keeping it focused to the pin side of things for this one. do not ever buy pins from these companies, literally ALL of them are stolen from small artists like me. if you want to buy enamel pins, check out etsy, and artist's personal websites and shops! (though even Etsy has some bootleg pins that ship straight from china, so tread carefully…)
Every pin I've designed is, thus far, EXCLUSIVE to my etsy. if you find it anywhere else, it's been ripped off! and once these stupid bootlegs pop up, it's basically a never ending game of whack-a-mole trying to get them all taken down...
#psa#art theft#pin theft#aliexpress#shein#wish#temu#deltarune#the bootleg pin is just over an inch tall. do you know how BAD this design looks at that size?? i'd know. i tested it.#they didn't even use the black nickel of the pin for the black parts of the design. and the listing says copper for some reason. what.#some people never even get their designs taken down. its really sad#so i might just have to deal with bootleg queens out there forever :( i hope nobody confuses the ripoffs for the real thing....#my pin is so much nicer! its almost two inches big and it has two posts on the back so it doesn't spin#because spinning pins are the bane of my existence#im out here working my ass off out of my bedroom in my parents place trying to make a living and here come these pricks#i watermarked all my listing photos exactly so they Couldn't steal my fucking pictures so at least there's that#my new years is just full of bad luck so far i hope this isn't a bad omen#if my registration isn't accepted by the aliexpress copyright department I'm SOL and this will just. stay up i guess#i'm sad#bootleggers kys
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Billy's way of showing affection is a bit... Unorthodox.
(it will happen again)
Stu is probably way more pleased about the discovery than any other sane individual would be
#get yourself a bf that vehemently denies any connection to you but still breaks into your home to sit in a corner and stare at u in ur sleep#catboy coded#unrelated but I need to talk abt this#i just got a haircut and im like. fucking RABID about it#i finally look pretty in that masculine way if you know what i mean#im the guy you see exiting a starbucks that makes you instantly think “what a fruit”#im so fuckin happy im in tears I feel truly comfortable for the first time in a while#in other news I accidentally spilled green apple monster energy all over the pork I was about to eat#if I had a nickel for every time I mentioned something bad that happened to me related to monster energy#srry for rambling I just feel great about myself#scream 1996#stuilly#billy loomis#stu macher#billy loomis x stu matcher#latenightsundayblues art tag
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it's so funny to me that so many batfanon fics try to put kon as the straight man to be weirded out by tim's gotham antics. like yeah tim's life is definitely weird but of the two of them, he's not the one who's been kept on cognition-controlling drugs and enslaved by medieval furries for two entire months, so...
#honestly if anyone is going to be the straight man to play off anyone else. it's tim going What The Fuck? about kon and bart's lives#but seriously what is it with kon and getting kidnapped by nonhuman entities that want to keep him as a gladiatorial slave.#if i had a nickel....#yeah hi sorry im thinking about the furries again. what the fuck was up with that arc. why was it like that.#rimi talks#kon
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If I had a nickel
#i would have four nickels since gorthalax buddy you gotta stay outta that fucking gem#critical role spoilers#criticalrolespoilers#critrolespoilers#apogee solstice#critical role#cr#d20#dimension 20#vaxildan#vox machina#bells hells#c3e51#c3e51 spoilers#spoilers#this shitpost would be what gets me out of a winter art block slump#fantasy high#zaphriel#gorthalax the insatiable#hangvan#gorthalax#vax’ilorb
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Okay, so I'm thinking about linguistics on Cybertron, especially between city-states and caste influence.
I want to emphasize that I don't know jack shit about linguistics, so feel free to jump in if I'm using the term wrong or I'm veering into weird/silly territory.
Because of a lot of fanon interpretation and Bayverse, I'm viewing Cybertronian/Neocybex as ridiculously tonal and, unlike humans, are able to vocally include subglyphs -(sub)harmonics that closely act like written Chinese characters or Japanese kanji.
I'm really stressing the written part because Cybertronians have the capability to able to differentiate a word's very specific meaning without going through all the context surrounding it. So instead of vocally explaining that their names or meaning is "this," people already know.
Think of the name Miko and how many of us already immediately think of shrine maiden. But there are different kanji variations of Miko, so the meaning changes to exemplify certain characteristics or future aspirations.
There is a culture clash between dialects as names can rise from different conventions and inspirations. Hence, the IDW Megatron joke of his name being derived from neutron, the bomb. And TFP Megatron from the Fallen.
In terms of dialect by regional/city-state differences:
Kaon and Tarn: highly forceful and the underscores of territorality (mine versus not yours); very direct and clear cut; incorporated meanings with biolight usage and plating noise
Vos, Praxus, and Polyhex: aggressively stresses the group/flock/cohort rather than the individual (even Starscream with his me/I has a lot of accompanying subglyphs that stresses his position as the second-in-command to the Decepticons, Air Commander, and leader to the Elite Trine), very conscientious of social dynamics and ranks, pecking order is strictly held yet contains fluidity to be challenged, use of more "animalistic" noises, body language with wings/panels, expanded lexicon for spatial relationships during traveling operations
Iacon: emphasis on social hierarchy via one's occupation (aka their caste); formal and cold as it utilizes the least amount of subglyphs (viewed to be academic or stem from it); purposely more general rather than specific
I'm willing to bet the Lost Colonies of Cybertron had developed their own unique flavor of Neocybex/Cybertronian, especially without the immense pressure of Functionism.
#transformers#tf headcanons#cybertronian language#cybertronian culture#cybertronian biology#maccadam#my writing#my thoughts#imagine Nickel and Camien nurse blankly staring at the DJD from culture clash because of linguistic differences#yes Prion and Caminus have Conjunx Ritus#but what the fuck you mean “Primary” Conjunx and “Seconday” Conjunx?!#i cant believe i forgot a chunk of it#i updated it
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but man. man. i can't stop thinking about joel
if joel had taken bdubs out, if he had gone for it after accidentally shooting him, he would've easily won against scott. the only reason scott was able to kill him is the hearts he got from killing bdubs
and isn't that cruel? isn't that twisted?
of course, the idea hadn't even gone through his head
because it's joel
#he makes me so ill /pos#what hurts is. when everyone is busy questioning which alliances to keep and who to betray#he doesn't even consider that betrayal is a thing#he's never been betrayed. he's never betrayed either#when paranoia consumes the others he's unaffected#because he always throws himself fullheartedly into his alliances#if i had a nickel for every time scott killed joel right after his ally died i'd have 3 nickels#which is 3 too many what the fuck#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#trafficblr#secret life spoilers#secret life smp#secret life#slsmp#slsmp spoilers#scott smajor
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they got buried together. hm. romantic.
#superbat#but no genuinely what the FUCK is this...#if I had a nickel for every time a superman/batman title cover had an image of their combined symbols dripping blood I'd#have two nickels. which isnt a lot but its homoerotic that its happened twice
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If I had a nickel for every time rr unprettied a prettyboy god I’d have 2 nickels
#and if I had a nickel for every time he fucked over a perfectly good god I’d have even more#Aphrodite and ares my beloveds im so sorry for what he did I’d do you better#trials of apollo#lester papadopoulos#pjo#pjo dionysus#pjo apollo#mr d pjo#pjo hoo toa#toa#why are these rendered differently? for I’m not okay reasons#rick riordan#riordanverse
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See my issue is that i love spoilers but also get bitter when shit isnt over bc i want to make sure it actually has a satisfactory ending lmao
Anyway on that note can someone encourage me to watch s4 and s5 of bungou stray dogs
#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bsd dazai#bsd atsushi#bsd kunikida#bsd yosano#bsd ranpo#bsd emotions#agony#bsd mori#bsd chuuya#bsd kouyou#bsd kyouka#man#i know a good chunk of what happens next#and bc its not over i dont like not knowing#esp w the fuckin transfer shit?? like what the fuck#gdi if i had a nickel#for everytime i started smth#got upset at its trajectory#and then lost any amount of interest#id have three nickels#help#percy stop talking#kay speaks
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It's actually kinda sexy of Caleb & Evelyn to haunt the narrative so thoroughly while never having any speaking lines or even appearing on screen outside of 400yr old repressed memories, delusions, and/or hyped up folklore
We don't even know for sure if Evelyn was a Clawthorne, or what she looked like, or how the fight between Caleb and Philip went down, or Caleb's reasons for leaving without Philip, or what their half witch half human baby looked like, or how long after Caleb left before Philip found him again, or what Evelyn did when she discovered her dead lover's grave was robbed, or how quickly after killing Caleb did Philip decide "I can make a new Caleb that's Better™"
We have scraps to give us pretty good ideas for most of these, but nope they really just haunt with no reward. Like yeah babes give us nothing!
#toh#toh spoilers#remember how it took all the way til KT to hear belos drop the name ''caleb'' but then the subtitles wrote it wrong so it became even more#of a theory fight & then it took until TTT for fucking masha to explicitly name drop caleb AND evelyn???? AND give us any scraps of lore???#like we had so much foundation for it all but it took til the 3rd to last episode to finally confirm SOME of it & it was done in a way#that is unreliable bc its all legend & thats so hilarious in a mean way#caleb wittebane#evelyn clawthorne#philip wittebane#LIKE YEAH WE CAN SAFELY ASSUME MOST OF THIS STUFF BUT ITS NEVER ACTUALLY EXPLICT. THE GRAYNESS OF IT ALL#tc posts#my last hyperfixation before s2b aired & toh seized my life again was dgs & IT DOES THE SAME THING THERE IS ALSO A TRIO OF 2 MEN 1 WOMAN#THAT HAUNT THE NARRATIVE & THE WOMAN IS NEVER FULLY NAMED OR FULLY SHOWN & THE TWO MEN ALSO HAVE A DUEL TO THE DEATH LIKE. & NO WE GET#BASICALLY NOTHING ON ANY OF THEM EXCEPT HOW MUCH THEIR DEATHS FUCKED EVERYTHING UP. THEY HAUNT THE NARRATIVE SO MUCH#its a ''2 nickels which isnt a lot but its weird it happened twice in a row'' situation for me tbh#yes im disappointed we didnt get a fuller pic of the wittebane lore but also i kinda like its a vague thing of the past bc thats what it is
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how does this even happen to someone twice
#her ass did NOT escape!!#dedf1sh#octoplush#splatbands#splatoon#splatoon 3#>somehow escapes telephone bullshit#>immediately gets fuzzed by a bear#what the fuck splatoon#35 caught#insert the if i had a nickel meme here
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Broke: The Meklord Invasion, Z-ARC's chaos on earth, and the ruined future Ai saw are all separate Bad Ending Potential Timelines.
Woke: In the original timeline, every possible bad thing that could happen, happened, all at once, and only Completely Unplugging The Computer And Plugging It Back In Again could save the universe from utterly imploding in on itself with the force of the multiple simultaneous apocalypses
#idk Arc V had a lot of misses for me but The Universe Is Only Fourteen Years Old Because So Much Bad Shit Happened In Version 1.0 We Had To#Completely Restart is really iconic and I am slightly obsessed with the idea#also explains why Darkness in Gx has such a 'You know what man? Shits Fucked' attitude#yugioh#yugioh gx#yugioh 5ds#yugioh arc v#yugioh vrains#ygo gx#ygo 5ds#ygo arc v#ygo vrains#gx#5ds#arc v#vrains#if I had a nickel for everytime a yugioh protagonist was fighting against an alternate reality where everything Sucked SO Bad#I'd have like four nickels
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it’s all the rest of what i want with you
connor dewar/brandon duhaime :: 8k
Summary:
“Brandon,” Connor says with a sigh. “There’s no baby in there.”
“Not yet,” Brandon says. Connor feels his stomach twist, almost like what he would imagine a baby kicking to feel like.
in these trying times of dewvorce, may i offer you 8k of pwp inspired by @stillfertile’s wonderful art which i had. several breakdowns about 🫶 anyway please enjoy!!!
#OFFICIAL FIC ANNOUNCEMENT 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️ i wish i had pretty fic graphics but alas i have No Skill and also. so much work i should be doing bu#HI SHE’S HERE i would love to say this is a complete surprise drop except i have Anxiety & i needed to ask you guys about it beforehand#in my defense i started writing this in like. january far before any tragedy occurred#because square asked about my tags on their dewey2 art and she spawned like. a million more thoughts about it#including the part where i got absolutely kicked in the face with the lightning vision of those two lines.#like those two lines are the first actual lines of the fic i wrote ajdhkwdiowdjiw ANYWAY please be nice to me i know i am always like#‘this is not the first real fic i ever thought i’d post’ and if i had a nickel i’d have three but this is the first pwp i’ve ever posted#and it’s 8k and it’s not a fic for an exchange (although technically i did very much write this for the dewey^2 hivemind so.)#i have SO many things to say i have so many comments on this doc also i couldn’t pick a title for the LONGEST time and i finally decided on#this one but the full quote was too long:#all the rest of what i want with you that scares me shitless#so. i was angling SO hard to make a yung gravy lyric as a title bc i saw the video of him at a wild game but i couldn’t find a good one#and instead y’all got a very sentimental title l m a o.#liv in the replies#shout out to the extended universe this lives in and also my unhinged comments in the docs.#if you liked fun fuck a baby in him friday i’ll be here all week i promise i am the exact same in the comments as i am in the tags 🫡#the NUMBER of times i wrote something in this by pulling it out of my ass and then actually went back and did the research & was RIGHT is.#far too high. also the amount of coincidental things that dropped while i was writing this (yung gravy song about pregnancy AFTER i wheeze#laughed myself into a yung gravy title the athletic player poll confirming my restaurant & bar choices from googling ‘st. paul good bars’…)#also if anybody got advice on formatting for these little announcements. help. this is different from my miro/luka one &i’m still not happy
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Here comes Hell's Greatest Dad!
LUCIFER!
#what in hell is bad#Whb lucifer#if i had a nickel for everytime i fell in love with someone's interpretation of fucking lucifer himself i'd have three nickels#which isn't a lot but it's weird considering it happened 3 times
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finally catching up on inanimate insanity invitational! i left things off on episode 4 like forEVER ago. and i forgot how much this show kills me
same energy as "youre a nasty little sewage boy, arent you doctor freeman?"
ALSO <:) THEYRE FRIENDDSSSSSSSSSSS FINALLYYYYYY
#I USED TO FUCKING HATE NICKEL WHEN I WAS 8 YOU HAVE NO IDEA#i just wanted them to be friends <:( and now they are <:)#ALSO YIN-YANG FRONTING IS REALLY COOL ???? SWAGGGG#whats up with bow tho. ominous#inanimate insanity#inanimate insanity invitational#ii3#mossball.txt#ii balloon#ii nickel
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