You are so completly unhinged its almost funny. (and nono, I don't read or write minor explicit content, rape content or anything like that. before you try to come at me with your 'boohoo the cRimNal just wants to be gross' rethoric.) You just have no idea how real life works and it fucking shows so much haha. Bless you.

you’re sending anons on tumblr, what “real life” do you have? not really sure what your point is here, call me naive but i like to believe we have some influence on how “real life” works, esp in a capacity such as this. but you seem to lack the critical thinking needed to grasp the nuances of it all

headcanon that Robin Tim used to have a spray bottle that he would use against Bruce when he’s been awake for too long but it’s actually just sleeping gas.

no matter how hard Bruce tries to avoid it Tim always managed to find a way to get him right in the face, which is probably a pretty big sign that he needs sleep if he was lacking so bad

YES!

Can I adopt this headcanon? Can I? This amazing headcanon? I need it in my life? Can this forever be true? Please?

Omg the fact that Bruce can never dodge it bc of sleep deprivation is awesome. My bet is that Tim does this to other batfam members but Bruce is the only one who knows that it’s sleeping gas, everyone else thought it was like, water to wake them up but just ended up making them fall asleep.

or or or! Nobody knows, but Bruce is the only one who’s seen Tim do it, and thinks it’s something COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THEN WHAT IT IS. He like, thinks it’s poison or something

anyways that is an awesome headcanon and if you have more please tell me!

I personally love and obsess over disillusioned and self-isolating protagonists which is one of the reasons why I advocate for a Young Wizard who just leans so much into their role as the Savior that they're now just this broken down individual who now genuinely shares everyone's fears and legends of them of being this Ultra Powerful, Non-Human, Above-All-The-Peasants Legend Amongst Men. Being picked apart and analyzed (INCORRECTLY might I add) by strangers and people who fear/hate/revere you, no matter where you go or what you do, over and over and OVER it just literally whittles away at who you used to be, what used to make you happy and now you're replaced with what everyone made you into. Not You, but a Hero.

But you know what's even better 😈😈😈 a wizard who cracks in a different way and is now just baaaareeely holding it together. A wizard who just is not All There anymore. A wizard who's Good Maybe, but someone who genuinely gives you a GOOD REASON to fear a switch in allegiance. Someone who reminds you that your entire life depends on their mood

Give me Harley Quinn YW, give me a YW who cackles and shrieks in joy as they batter the evil to the ground, give me a YW who pushes at the very edge of the EXTREMES even when they don't need to. I want a YW who doesn't carry around a gleaming sword, or a mystical staff, but a bat with nails studded inside or a rusty machete; I want poems and songs of not a Hero but a wolf in sheep's clothing who just barely gets by in masquerading as the Commoners. An unhinged YW is the second to best Bad Ending you could ever get from this situation and I want everyone to think about this actually

normal things to say to someone. normal.

the fact that theres a song in an arya/gendry scene that was written by grrm to reflect certain aspects of their relationship is hugely significant. tom even winks at arya bc the theme of love across class boundaries is clearly relevant to her and gendry. 

but i do actually think theres a historical backstory behind the song. in asoiaf songs are, generally, written about people/events within the universe. this one? its duncan and jenny! who were “beloved” by the singers. theres a couple refs to jenny in arya’s ASOS storyline (she literally interacts with a dear friend of hers who is still in mourning) so it tracks imo. the song the ghost of high heart requests is one of grief and loss but the song at acorn hall is one of courtship and love. its about a highborn man with all the comforts of his royal life and an unusual maiden of the wild woods falling in love. thats prince duncan and jenny of oldstones’ entire thing. arya and gendry’s class difference is reversed compared to them and to the song. though, despite that arya and jenny share a nature motif. 

I have discovered that writing a group where everyone is brains but in wildly different subjects is just how you write the cast of a heist novel

So I finished my first playthrough of Far Cry 5, but I wanted yall to see the stuff that I collected while looking around Joseph’s island. I would like to have a word with this man’s interior decorator. I found the full photo of Jacob and the truck! Also a photo of Joseph that looks a lot more like Greg Bryk

...... oh no.... I guess John might actually be a pretty good lawyer to get them out of that one.....

Yes, I would be very interested hearing your head canon (@tim-ribbert-56) (in response to this post)

I have decided for my personal entertainment that Clarisse de Cagliostro is related to Lupin III, and here's why.

-pulls out Arsène Lupin's Wikipedia page-

In the novel La Comtesse de Cagliostro, a young Arsène Lupin (at the time going by the name Raoul d'Andrésy) was courting Clarisse d'Etigues, a young lady of a well-to-do family, and trying to win her hand, despite her father's disapproval.

Throughout the course of the novel, Lupin meets and falls in love with Joséphine Balsamo, aka the Countess of Cagliostro, and abandons Clarisse in favour of her. To clarify, Joséphine is not actually countess of anything, she is (or claims to be) a descendant of Giuseppe Balsamo aka the Count of Cagliostro (who was also count of jack shit), a famous conman from the 18th century.

Shenanigans ensue, which I will not go into in details on, but oh my god I am insane about Raoul and Joséphine, I want to dissect them and study them under a microscope. It turns out Joséphine aka Cagliostro is evil as fuck, Raoul/Lupin realizes that and goes back to Clarisse (whom he had previously abandoned like an old sock, I fucking hate this guy), marries her, and a few years later has her kid.

Unfortunately Clarisse dies in childbirth, and Joséphine, who was still around and very very pissed at Lupin (and jealous as hell of Clarisse whom, may I mention, had never personally antagonized her in any way whatsoever, Joséphine is just fucking bonkers). Joséphine also kidnaps Lupin and Clarisse's son, Jean, and raises him as her own son. (I have not yet read the following novel The revenge of Cagliostro so I don't really know what Jean's deal is, I just know he's an antagonist).

The following is my headcanon, based on these events. In the universe of Lupin III, Joséphine Balsamo was actually countess of the small kingdom of Cagliostro (maybe Giuseppe was count, maybe he conned his way into becoming count, maybe he bought the land and built a fake kingdom with a fake history, who knows).

After the events of The revenge of Cagliostro, Jean settles down in the country of Cagliostro, gets married, has a child, and that child will later have a daughter of their own, who they name Clarisse, after their late grandmother. Clarisse de Cagliostro, of Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro fame, would thus be the great-grand-daughter of Arsène Lupin, making her Lupin III's cousin/niece/whatever you call this specific degree of separation.

I am choosing to make Clarisse de Cagliostro a great-granddaughter of Arsène Lupin, rather than a granddaughter, because Arsène Lupin was very young when the events I described unfolded: he is 20 years old when he meets Clarisse d'Etigues and the whole Cagliostro debacle happens, and 25 by the time Jean is born. I'm assuming he had Lupin II much later in his life. So Jean and Lupin II (half-brothers) would have a significant difference in age, and so Jean's hypothetical child (grandchild of Arsène Lupin, so of the same generation of Lupin III) would be much older than Lupin III. Clarisse de Cagliostro is younger than him, maybe around the same age if you stretch it, so she's have to be a great-grandchild.

Now I need to read The revenge of Cagliostro and study Arsène Lupin's wikipedia page in more detail to determine when exactly Lupin II was born and who his mother was. And also where Albert's family branched out, because the fact that he's called D'Andrésy should theoretically place him as a descendant of Arsène Lupin's mother but not of Arsène Lupin himself; but Jean was also going by that last name, so who fucking knows.

No I am not insane I promise, I am just a gigantic nerd.

I'm gonna read the door fucker book. The book where a lady fucks a door. Wish me luck.

Cast is so right, after the absolutely tragic events of episodes 33 and 34 and 35, i (and laudna) would have accepted nothing other than "attempts at spookiness so mournful they cross in and out of hilarity, accentuated by Incredible Costume"

guys

i tried for an hr to ask her to be my girlfriend

like it took my an hr

and i had kinda written out a script kinda and had options yk

and i had tried like 3 different approaches

but every time it got to the part where u ask to be my girlfriend i just couldn’t

so it got to the point where i was just like

“i think you know what i’m trying to say so we can just pretend i alr said it”

and when she said yes it was one of the most beautiful moments ever

her face was so like aksjdjjr

i love her guys

Cocktail of the Day: Death in the Afternoon - 1 ounce (2 tablespoons) absinthe, 1 teaspoon simple syrup, 4 ounces (½ cup) Champagne.

Here’s another TFTGS au I've gotten attached to courtesy of @multi-lefaiye and their amazing mind <8

Fun fact about Bartender!Jack: He’ll forget what you ordered halfway through and just make something else, but it’s guaranteed to always taste amazing!

(speedpaint and lineart under the cut)

In typical fashion, Tyler was up and out of the U-STORE before the crack of dawn, headed to the train depot to bury his all big feelings under many, many cubic feet of soil.

"Tylerrrr. You're up and at it early. And looking, uh..."

"It's gonna be a hot one! And we have a lot of work to do."

"Err... Right now?"

"Right now!"

"Ooookay, skoden..."

Ok I have to rant about this again cause I've seen it a lot recently and it's so insane

People going on about wriolette being a problematic ship and that you're bad for shipping it cause Neuvillette knew Wriothesley when he was a teenager. He oversaw Wriothesleys trail in a strictly professional setting and had no personal relationship with him at all, it's no different than any other trial he took part in. Knowing of the existence of someone is entirely different than 'knowing them', he didn't know Wriothesley at all, he was just another court case. They only became friends when Wriothesley took over the fortress and he was an adult by then.

There's nothing wrong with the ship they literally saw each other once for a trial and that was it.