Howdy, I'm Chai (or Tea), 23. Main blog is @chaieyestea This is just a place for me to dump all of my TFTGS stuff other than my notes app. NSFW and ship content ahead, so if you're under 18 and/or uncomfortable with that please exit the premises.
"missed all of your vital organs" is such a scathing injury report if that happened to me i would never let the person who maimed me live it down. you had a 1 in 7 chance and more than 50% of my body's surface area to target and you fucking blew it. cope and seethe over my unperforated heart, lungs, brain, liver, kidneys, pancreas, small intestine and large intestine you fucking idiot. you incompetent fool.