glad to know it’s no longer an evil magic crown that’s giving simon psychic damage but instead unmedicated anxiety

tommy is down so bad to look at buck at quite possibly his lowest, most pathetic, cuntiest drowned cat behavior and going… imma kiss him 🥰🥰🥰

Shh, let him sleep.

he listens to mitski :)

Gorgug was in charge of directions to the bowling alley, gorgug does not remember the directions to the bowling alley

justice for the bitchy hyperfeminine “mean girls” in all those 2000s movies they just hated to see a femme lesbian winning

49/366 my sister took one look at this page and said “average nine to five shift”

Just watched the “last desperate trick” conversation in S1 E4, where Loki tells Mobius the TVA is lying to him, and — Mobius so clearly believes him! I couldn’t remember when he started taking Loki seriously and the answer is: immediately. You can see it in his eyes. Most of Mobius is like, “What a pathetic attempt,” but his eyes are like… well they’re like…

They look exactly how I felt, as a fifteen-year-old at Catholic mass, as I had been every Sunday since I was a baby, as, in the normal course of sitting-standing-kneeling-and-back-again-for-funsies I was struck by the singular question: what if we are doing all this for nothing? We are a churchful of dignified humans singing truly bizarre songs in keys and time signatures that none of us have business in. We’re telling stories about guys named Bildad and trying to brand ourselves The #1 Christian. It consumes us. It’s started wars and gotten people eaten, burned alive, murdered, and it’s what I’d built my life around. It’s what my parents had demanded I build my life around. And… what if… what if it’s all a lie?

I’ll tell you: you shut that thought down and you fight it for a while, until you get tired, or you hear a take so real it knocks out the south wall of your faith before you can say, “save me a wafer!” But you’ve heard the singular doubt, and it will not be unheard. The glue that holds so much of your world together will weaken, and start to snap. You start to feel it’s you against the rest of the world no matter what, and you’re coursing with the feeling of being alive and knowing a truth.

I’ll tell you what else: the person who tipped you off? Who knows the truth and guides you through it? You’re gonna have incredible sex, such that rocks the foundations of Midgard or wherever you happen to be, because finding out you’re wrong and someone else is right is sexy.

It be like that sometimes.

oliver reeder proving you can fuck your way up to the top even if the heterosexual sex is tedious and the normal sex is like a knife making love to a wound

wait wait wait wait so are we just not gonna talk about Nimona’s homoerotic childhood best friendship with Gloreth who turned out to be a brainwashed terf and then how it all ended with a traumatic breakup ooorrrrr

In a moment in time where Ochako and Deku break up and Ochako is just trying to cope with it all

Taz either used a flat iron or blew out his hair to get this look because he has natural curly hair.

Moment of solidarity for all us multiethnic peoples with curly hair that fried the shit out of it to get it straight.

now is Moiraine a bad aunt, or is she maybe just a very tired woman who doesn’t love having a grown man burst into her room without knocking to insist she eat a sandwich in the middle of the night?

in redfield’s defense they DO look real