The npc in every fetch quest :

I saw this npc in ME3 citadel dlc,

now this is a look, I mean its not my style but I respect it

[ SORCERER] Keep drinking like that and you won't be able to read your spellbook, wizard.

"He's boorish, blunt, and couldn't find his nose with both hands, but he's a good egg." ELDEN RING (2022)

⸺ Why don't you put it on for me?

being called an npc shouldn’t be an insult. no i do not want to be the main character i want to wander around in a forest where my only job is to look pretty and give out side quests that will put others in great peril in the sanctity of my plot armor

beep beep im a sheep

speeddraw below the cut (audio warning)

song: "Cult of Dionysis" by The Orion Experience

“This is a bad game because it doesn’t let me kill any NPC I want”: absurd criticism, ridiculous, go directly to jail

“This is a bad game because it doesn’t let me pet the dog”: 100% valid

oops

I was in some sort of zombie killing and survival video game where Hozier is a romanceable NPC.

Tuesday March 28.

It's Tuesday: so Skyrim.

You know, it's funny that goats should be so prevalent in the magical Skyrim universe, as the internet might just say that the Elder Scrolls: #skyrim is the G.O.A.T. of video games. If not the internet, Dear Reader, then at least we here at Tumblr. We who have spent countless hours wandering the misty mountains, battling dragons, bartering with NPCs, staring out across the landscape, and, of course, Shouting various goats from the rock face and into the abyss below. That'll learn 'em. Countless hours, countless fun. Fuuuus, Ro Dah! 

For whatever joyous reason, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim finds itself trending on Tumblr today. Which is total delight for us. It is quite simply one of the greatest games ever to materialize on our screens and a beautiful, enchanting world that remains every bit as popular more than *ten years* after its first release. And for very good reason.

Happy Tuesday, folks. Why not celebrate with 20 Quotes From Skyrim That Are Absolutely Hilarious x

inside my head, there are these two

[Ask Mon-Ark if they are a king or a queen] I AM MON-ARK! 👑 [Accept their sovereign authority]

Galli: "Oh, for the love of Hylia... That's not a horse!"