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cryoverkiltmilk · 3 months

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STUDIO TRIGGER HAS UPHELD THEIR OBLIGATION.

#guards #objectify that dwilf #senshi of izganda #living armor #chilchuck tims #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #studio trigger #dwarven objectification #fine dwarven goods

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illustratus · 24 days

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starfall-xo · 2 months

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colosseum guard from Dune: Part Two (2024) by @Kouga00012

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todayontumblr · 1 year

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Tuesday March 28.

It's Tuesday: so Skyrim.

You know, it's funny that goats should be so prevalent in the magical Skyrim universe, as the internet might just say that the Elder Scrolls: #skyrim is the G.O.A.T. of video games. If not the internet, Dear Reader, then at least we here at Tumblr. We who have spent countless hours wandering the misty mountains, battling dragons, bartering with NPCs, staring out across the landscape, and, of course, Shouting various goats from the rock face and into the abyss below. That'll learn 'em. Countless hours, countless fun. Fuuuus, Ro Dah!

For whatever joyous reason, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim finds itself trending on Tumblr today. Which is total delight for us. It is quite simply one of the greatest games ever to materialize on our screens and a beautiful, enchanting world that remains every bit as popular more than *ten years* after its first release. And for very good reason.

Happy Tuesday, folks. Why not celebrate with 20 Quotes From Skyrim That Are Absolutely Hilarious x

#today on tumblr #skyrim #fus #ro dah #goats #dragonborn #the elder scrolls #bethesda #gaming #video games #throat of the world #NPCs #guards #arrow to the knee #the elder scrolls 5 #cat #cat cosplay

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merlinology · 2 years

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oldschoolfrp · 11 days

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The commander of a large mounted force "invites" the party to join a quest on his king's behalf (Jim Holloway, from AD&D module I3: Pharaoh, 1st module in the Desert of Desolation series, written by Tracy and Laura Hickman, TSR, 1982)

#D&D #Dungeons & Dragons #Jim Holloway #AD&D #dnd #Pharaoh #guards #adventuring party #Tracy and Laura Hickman #railroading #Dungeons and Dragons #TSR #1980s

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pratchettquotes · 1 year

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Shawn took a deep breath and leaned over the battlements.

"Halt! Who Goes There?" he said.

A ringing voice came up from below.

"It's me, Shawn. Your mum."

"Oh, hello, Mum. Hello, Mistress Weatherwax."

"Let us in, there's a good boy."

"Friend or Foe?"

"What?"

"It's what I've got to say, Mum. It's official. And then you've got to say Friend."

"I'm your mum."

"You've got to do it properly, Mum," said Shawn, in the wretched tones of one who knows he's going to lose no matter what happens next, "otherwise what's the point?"

"It's going to be Foe in a minute, my lad."

"Oooaaaww, Mum!"

"Oh, all right. Friend, then."

"Yes, but you could just be saying that--"

"Let us in right now, Shawn Ogg."

Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies