"Don't be ridiculous, Harry, how could I possibly cast a counterspell? I'm tapped out! I already used *all* of my mana. I'm sure a supercop like you can tell that all my lands are tapped. Go ahead, cast your big bomb. We both know you want to, and you know what, *I* want it too, I want nothing more than to see your Craterhoof Behemoth hit the board so you can win the game, because we're all friends here and friends help each other win!"

"If ufos existed we'd have crystal clear pictures of them, everyone has a smartphone with a quality camera literally in their pocket"

Have you considered that maybe ufos only show themselves to people who leak magic the gathering cards???

Hi! If you like robots and/or Magic: the Gathering, you should come watch this video I made where I am incredibly autistic about robots for 30 minutes!

Catacomb Crocodile

"I am sewer-king!" said Rat. "I am quick and cunning and I know every tunnel." "No, I am king!" said Zombie. "I am cold and deadly and no rot can harm me." Then Croc came and ate them both.

Artist: Nils Hamm TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

Magic the Gathering tip: if anyone ever plays a card that you like take a picture of it so you remember what it is later. yeah that’s right i post real tips sometimes too. because im so helpful. follow for more helpful mtg tips.

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There really is nothing that compares to having your opponent on 3 life and drawing 13 swamps in a row.

Brb going to wotc to get this card printed and included in every pre-con

Let's just say I had a bad experience at mtg today.

My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.

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I'm still pretty new to chess, can anyone tell me what I'm supposed to do if my opponent plays the Eight Fucking Bears opening? I'm really having trouble.

Sanguine Bond

"Blood is constant. Every drop I drink, someone must bleed." —Vradeen, vampire nocturnus

Artist: Jaime Jones TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

Mtg tip: always play Suncleanser in commander JUST in case you run into someone with an experience counter commander

Magic the Gathering tip: you can circumvent the “no sideboards in commander” rule by running a deck that’s nothing but silver bullet answers to niche strategies