frank vernon (succession)

Yeah it took me until like the 3rd time I saw one of these to realize it's Goblin backwards. What is it? Why it's a goblin, around that 3-4 ft (0.9-1.2 m) tall range. Happy, mirthful, great sense of humor, it has mage hand and can even magically make you laugh, because that's a god. Straight up divine possession. Don't try to hurt it, it'll just heal from the pain and charm you into singing its praises. and if you do kill it it'll just instantly go into the next goblin so there's no point. You see, when Maglubiyet killed most goblinoid gods, the god of Trickery and Mischief simply broke itself into pieces and ran. The goblins wiped their name from history and memory so they could never be found. Now in every goblinoid warband there is a jester, who gets to do whatever they want. If they're stopped, or the uptight hobgoblins don't allow a jester, BOOM! It's an endless wave of trickster mode goblins! So what you're fucking is a nameless mischief god who escaped death to annoy the usurping war god in the funniest way possible.

"I just love him and he'd treat you right definitely a pleasure dom"

This better be a smash so help me god

IDW Tesarus

john waters <3

Kobolds! 3 ft (1 m) clever dragon people of passion and teamwork, switching wildly between complete cowardice and pure bravery! They tend to mate frequently and without jealously, it's just what you do to keep numbers up and prosper. So chances are they'll be very experienced! The one on the left knows mage hand and charm person, the one in the middle have great endurance, and the ones on the right are especially great with traps and cages and ropes.

The thing about kobolds is that this could basically be the SAME kobold, they fill wherever needed. Sorcerers know mage hand and charm person, the dragon shield guards dragon eggs, and the inventor loves traps...but they ALL mess with traps, anyone could be a dragon shield if they're just chosen as the new egg guard, and while the scale sorcerer is special...like, they know 5 spells. They serve as advisors, but otherwise they're just a normal kobold. They'll still happily grab a pickaxe or mess with traps if needed, it's just usually not needed.

Chris Sabin?

"Dilf. Genuinely good father who is overwhelmingly proud of his family. So loyal he’ll stay by your side even if you start worshipping what he would consider the devil. Former sailor with a lot of kids so you know the dick is OUTSTANDING."