Magic the Gathering tip: play mismatched basic lands. just do it. it’s fun.

Magic the Gathering tip: most card names can be innuendos if you try hard enough

Magic the Gathering tip: one with nothing is a useless card, because why would it be called the discard step if I wasn’t allowed to discard my entire hand during it?

Magic the Gathering tip: you can discard a card from your hand whenever you want for free if you want to and nobody can stop you

magic the gathering tip: if your opponent starts counting mana don't worry about it

Magic the Gathering tip: it just means it’s counting time and you should start counting mana too

Magic the Gathering tip: play theft decks so you don’t have to buy your own cards

Magic the Gathering tip: you should play magic the gathering or somethin i don’t fuckin know.

Magic the Gathering tip: if you’re ever struggling to come up with a discussion topic on a date, try asking for help on a new deck you’re building

Mtg tip: always play Suncleanser in commander JUST in case you run into someone with an experience counter commander

Magic the Gathering tip: you can circumvent the “no sideboards in commander” rule by running a deck that’s nothing but silver bullet answers to niche strategies

Magic the Gathering tip: play Blood Moon to help your opponents' taplands come into play untapped

Magic the Gathering tip: play blood moon to help other players see the beauty of mono red, the color of Norin the Wary

Magic the Gathering tip: if anyone ever plays a card that you like take a picture of it so you remember what it is later. yeah that’s right i post real tips sometimes too. because im so helpful. follow for more helpful mtg tips.

Magic the Gathering tip: open packs with your eyes closed then you won’t be disappointed if you pull bad cards

MTG tip: the moment the green player blows up a mana rock, it’s Armageddon time.

Magic the Gathering tip: seems like a bit of an escalation but i respect it

Magic the Gathering tip: who touched my silly meme card

how guilty should i feel for having 2 or more Authority of the Consuls cards on the field during a mtg match?

Magic the Gathering tip: depends, how guilty do you usually feel when you play magic the gathering cards with the intent on winning the game

Magic the Gathering tip: once you own 1 copy of every single magic card you can trade them all in at WOTC HQ to become the new Wizards of the Coast president

Help what archetype are they playing when they turn 1 jeweled lotus lotus petal and lions eye I'm panicking my depala pile might not survive

Magic the Gathering tip: it’s called Cheerios it’s when you clap and Cheer and go yippee artifacts!! it’s fun :)

Magic the gathering tip: average edh player does not get horribly salty at any form of removal or counter magic. monogreen georg, who has a 50/50 chance of flipping the table each time his mana dorks are killed, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

Magic the Gathering tip: you’re supposed to let him overrun you every game actually that’s the polite thing to do