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starry-blue-echoes · 2 years

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So your early bird au except instead of dio stealing Jotaro he steal josuke.

Dio wakes up but decides to take a much more subtle approach in his rise to power not wanting to risk drawing attention to himself too soon. this way he manages to stay under the jostar radar. But dio still keeps tabs on the jostar family and decides taking young Jotaro is too much of a risk too soon. So he waits and only days finds out the Joseph has conceived a bastard child.

Josuke is perfect, he has a powerful stand at a young age and a small family that would be powerless to stop him or find him

Okay so this

This clicked a piece in my head and if you don’t mind I’d like to add and change bits and pieces of it

so what if I just. *grabs this AU and smashes it with the Vanilla Nijimura and Koichi Horse AUs* childhood friends

Dio wakes up the same time as regular un-AUd canon. Much to his distaste he learns that the Joestars are still around and does his best to learn as much as he can about them. Fast forward a few months. He briefly laments the fact that he can’t take Jotaro since he basically perfect but unfortunately his disappearance would definitely be noticed, but then learns that Joseph has a bastard son

So he kidnaps Josuke.

Now, Josuke’s situation is much different from Jotaro’s. First off, he wasn’t tricked into coming, he was just flat out taken. And second off, because of that first part he’s under no impression that Dio is a Good Guy.

There’s also how Koichi and the Nijimura Brothers tie into things. Dio ofc wants Josuke to have his own minions, and Vanilla would be MORE than happy to offer up his own children. Keicho would probably start off as hating Josuke because their father cares more about “precious Lord Dio’s successor” than the two of them, but eventually he’ll realize that Josuke is just as fucked as they are in this situation.

But Koichi….. Koichi’s situation might be a bit different and more interesting. Hol Horse would definitely want to keep him uninvolved because well. That’s the whole reason he signed up with this, to keep Koichi safe, and staying safe meant staying unnoticed. Becoming one of three of Dio’s successor’s minions would give a LOT of attention

But of course, he can’t deny Dio’s offer so overtly like that. That’s just going to piss him off and probably get him and Koichi killed.

So what if he uses the excuse of Koichi not having a Stand.

And what if this leads to Koichi getting shot with one of the arrows :)

And this leads to fucking PANIK. The kids are loosing it because they’ve all gotten really close with Koichi over these past few days, while meanwhile Hol Horse is going absolutely mental because oh god oh shit oh fuck his brother his baby brother is dying and he can’t help him-

Luckily this is when Josuke learns that healing people counts as “fixing” things, but it was definitely a close call

And to top it all off, it’s only at the end of this entire Thoughts that I realized that Josuke, Koichi and Okuyasu would all be fOUR TO FIVE YEARS OLD

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neon-ufo · 1 year

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eyo i did another one of these but it has characters other than DIO this time lmao. DIO is still there tho uwu

#jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #joseph joestar #giorno giovanna #dio brando #narciso anasui #noriaki kakyoin #josuke higashitaka #okuyasu nijimura #jjba vanilla ice #jjba blackmore #art challenge #art meme #dio

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lexophanes · 2 years

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compilation of all my biggest red flags

#i drew the crossover/au part about 3 times and then my tablet stopped working so we have this instead #sidenote vanilla ice isnt actually my favorite music reference however he is the funniest #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba #jotaro kujo #bruno bucciarati #dio brando #josuke higashitaka #okuyasu nijimura #trish una

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sapphire-heart-tippy · 2 years

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Okuyasu tries making breakfast, with Jonathan and Vanilla's help. It ends...about as well as you'd imagine.

Vanilla: Now, Okuyasu, remember that it's okay to leave a few eggshells-

Jonathan: nope

Vanilla: in your omelettes. Also no pancake is ever "too burnt"-

Jonathan: That is incorrect

Vanilla: and whoever complains is just being mean, okay?

Okuyasu: Oh yeah, I get what you're saying. Thank you, purple dad. I'm learning so much. *Throws a few eggs in the batter and crushes them up with a whisk*

-a few hours later-

Vanilla: *putting out the fire with an extinguisher* HOW THE HELL WERE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BAKING POWDER AND GUN POWDER?!?! THEY'RE PRACTICALLY THE SAME THING!!

Jonathan: *not fazed in the slightest* That is false

Okuyasu: AAAAAHHH *slapping the fire with The Hand and accidentally makes the inner half of the stove disappear and collapse in on itself*

#tw food #food #ask tippy #Jonathan's head #okuyasu nijimura #vanilla ice jojo #sapphire heartverse #tw fire #tw gun powder

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nastymensimp · 1 month

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fanfic ideas that have been bouncing around in my pea brain

if any of these have been done please let me know

Spoilers for JJBA

Being the sister of kars. Wamuu with his devotion to Kars holds it just as much to you, willing to do as you command. His adoration for you is different from how you adore him, wishing for more to bloom from your encounters

Dating Keicho before his death, being a little family with the nijimuras. After the incident Okuyasu worries you wont stick around since its just him. Basically just some angty comfort for my son

Being in a relationship with Avdol, who planned to propose after the battle with Dio. After the encounter with Vanilla Ice Polnareff comes out to hand you a set of rings and tell you the news

Reader forcing a character( I have to many in mind) to match cosplays with them

Moving into a house by the Aqua teens and having to deal with all their shit

Being like a guardian to Meatwad( Ik he is like 40 idc hes a kid in my mind)

#x reader #reader insert #jjba x reader #battle tendency #keicho x reader #jjba part 4 #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba #jjba avdol #avdol x reader #aqua teen hunger force #aqua teen hunger force x reader #wamuu #wamuu x reader

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japeneselunchtimerush · 5 months

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Akashi Seijuro as Captain Holt Quotes

In honor of Andre Braugher's Death. Rest in Peace Captain. These are just scenarios with captain Holt in them that I can(even just a little bit) corrate to akashi.

(The GoM after doing something stupid again .)

Aomine: "Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?"

Aomine, as Akashi: "Aomine, what are you doing?"

Akashi, appearing from behind Aomine: "Aomine, what are you doing?"

Aomine: "I conjured him."

[Akahi and Kuroko are playing chess]

Akashi: I don't know why you're so confident you'll win. You still don't even know the names of all the pieces, you dumbass.

Kuroko: Nice, but I do know the names. I've simply rebranded them. My queen is Catherine, my king is Shakespeare.

Kuroko: *picks up pawn* And this little guy is Nijimura-san. Would you be willing to murder Nijimura-san, the love of your life?

Akashi: Yes, chess Nijimura-san means nothing to me.

[I didn't know what ship to use so I went with nijiaka cause I love that ship]

[Akashi after telling the Uncrowned Kings that Mayuzumi never exsisted]

Akashi: I believe the term is uh..

Akashi:Messing with you

Kise: So, Akashicchi I have some news

Akashi: What happened

Kise: Well, remember when you told me not to burn down the gym.

Akashi: You burned down the gym??

Kise: No, Midorimacchi had the fire put out almost immediately. This is a success story

Akashi: Here are two pictures. One is your locker. The other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?

Aomine, guessing: That one’s the dump?

Akashi: They’re both your locker.

[Kise is playing a match in the seconed string and kuroko isnt available, Akashi is not taking any chances]

Kise: “You Guys”? Midorimacchi is coming with me? Akashicchi, with all due respect, I don’t need backup.

Akashi: It’s not backup. It’s babysitting.

Akashi: When people say "good morning" they mean "hello"

Akashi: When people say "how are you" they mean "hello"

Akashi: When people say "what's up" they mean "i'm a person not worth talking to"

[Akashi describing how he felt during teiko]

Akashi: I had been sitting by the pool contentedly watching a bee struggle to avoid drowning. And thinking to myself, how I am like that bee.

Kise: Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to answer an age-old question. The question is: who here does the best impression of Akashicchi. You'll be judged on voice, body language and overall lack of flair. Everyone will perform the same scenario: Akashicchi eating a marshmallow for the very first time. LET THE Akashicchi-OFF BEGIN!

Midorima (impersonating Akashi): What is this glutinous monstrosity before me?

Aomine (impersonating Akashi): The sugar in this is quite sweet.

Murasakibara (impersonating Akashi): oooohhhh *starts giggling profusely*

Kise: That's your Akashicchi impression?

Murasakibara: I can hear him doing that.

Kuroko (impersonating Akashi): Looks like a sticky pillow.

Momoi(impersonating Akashi): I don't care for it. Classical music.

*Everybody laughs*

Akashi(entering the room): What's going on here? What are you doing?

Kise: Akashicchi, hey. Nothing, just eating some marshmallows. Care for one?

Akashi (picking one up): Marshed mellow?

Akashi: *starts giggling profusely while chewing*

Murasakibara: I KNEW IT!!!!!!

Extra Kuroko Quote:

Kuroko: "Nigou! Where is my dog?!"

Kagami: "Aren't you standing right next to him?"

Kuroko: "This bitch?? Please. Watch *kneels down* Shake, shake, pssh idiot. I know one of you took Nigou, and you did it for the sake of your sanity, but if anything happens to him, I will end you. I couldn't bring myself to neuter Nigou, but I will neuter you all."

Also:

Kuroko: "Wait a minute this isn't a vanilla milkshake. "This is a normal milkshake. And you're not Nigou. You're just some common bitch!

#akashi seijuro #raymond holt #It took me SO long to find all these quotes #Akashi and Captain Holt are two of my favourite captains in media #I think they have almost the same vibe #When Akashi is not...uh making people kneel during b-ball games #All of Kuroko's interactions with Nigou can be equated to Holt and cheddar if you try hard enough

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whos-hotter-jjba · 1 month

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First Round Masterpost

Kars vs Kanedaichi Toyohiro

Ghiacchio vs Funny Valentine

Narancia Ghirga vs Tomoki Wu

Giorno Giovanna vs Anubis

Suzi Q vs Donatella Una

Donatello Versus vs Cameo

Tonio Trussardi vs Kawajiri Shinobu

Melone vs Sandman

Kira Yoshikage vs Tsuji Aya

Mountain Tim vs Usagi Alohaoe

Leone Abbacchio vs George Joestar I

Higashikata Tomoko vs Bruford

Joseph Joestar vs D-I-S-C-O

Jodio Joestar vs Paco Laburantes

Kishibe Rohan vs Joestar-Kira Holy

Higashikata Jobin vs Miuccia Miuller

Dio Brando vs Daniel J. D'Arby

Pannacotta Fugo vs Otoishi Akira

Trish Una vs Scolippi

Hol Horse vs Dr. Ferdinand

Muhammad Avdol vs Higashikata Mitsuba

Sugimoto Reimi vs Ungalo

Diavolo vs George Joestar II

Santana vs Gelato

Bruno Bucciarati vs Scarlet Valentine

Straizo vs Mamezuku Rai

Foo Fighters vs Oyecomova

Prosciutto vs Dainenjiyama Aisho

Risotto Nero vs Axl RO

N'Doul vs Hirose Koichi

Narciso Anasui vs Sale

Sakunami Karera vs Tiziano

Jolyne Cujoh vs Steven Steel

Robert E. O. Speedwagon vs Tooru

Esidisi vs Kujo Holy

Gappy/Josuk8 vs Steely Dan

Diego Brando vs Lucy Steel (Jojolion)

Rikiel vs Higashikata Daiya

Dragona Joestar vs Jesus

Fungami Yuya vs Formaggio

Ermes Costello vs Nijimura Kei

Kira Yoshikage (Jojolion) vs Illuso

Guido Mista vs Jack the Ripper

Higashikata Kaato vs Higashikata Hato

Johnny Joestar vs Pocoloco

Jean Pierre Polnareff vs Kujo Josefumi

Lisa Lisa vs Meryl Mei Qi

Gwess vs Sasame Ojiro

Gyro Zeppeli vs Pesci

Erina Pendleton vs Hirose Yasuho

Wamuu vs Mario Zeppeli

Mariah vs Yagiyama Yotsuyu

Kujo Jotaro vs Miraschon

Kakyoin Noriaki vs Nijimura Okuyasu

Enrico Pucci vs Gloria Costello

Yamagishi Yukako vs Telence T. D'Arby

Caesar Zeppeli vs Magent Magent

Vanilla Ice vs Charming Man

Jonathan Joestar vs Miyamoto Terunosuke

Hazekura Mikitaka vs Mrs. Robinson

Hot Pants vs Blackmore

Vinegar Doppio vs Will Zeppeli

Weather Report vs Johngalli A.

Higashikata Josuke vs Rubber Soul

#hottest jjba character bracket #not a poll #updates

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duskoon · 11 months

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Jojo Bizarre Adventures Masterlist + Character list:

• Anything related to JJBA and the characters I am willing to write for would be listed here. If there is any character not mentioned here, you can always request for them.(Including sentient / Automatic stands, like: Anubis. Or manga characters, but be warned for spoilers.)

• Characters in italicised bold means I am mostly invested in them, but that doesn’t mean I won’t write for the others. (R) stands for Romantic, and (P) stands for platonic.

• Minors are aged up to 18+. Also some characters like Josuke have 4suke, that refers to Josuke from part four. While 8suke, refers to Josuke from part eight. You can clearly *Ahem* see which parts are my favorites 😏.

Part 1: Phantom Blood:-

• Jonathan Joestar (R & P)

• Erina Pendleton (R & P)

• Dio Brando (R only)

• Will. A. Zeppeli (R & P)

• Robert E. O. Speedwagon aka. Best wifey (R & P)

• Strazio (R & P)

• Bruford (R & P)

Part 2: Battle Tendency:-

• Joseph Joestar (R & P)

• Ceaser Zeppeli (R & P)

• Lisa Lisa (R & P)

• Rudol von Stroheim (R & P)

• Suzi Q (R & P)

• Kars (R only)

• Esidisi (R & P)

• Wammu (R & P)

• Santana (R & P)

Part 3: Stardust Crusaders:-

• Jotaro Cujoh* (R & P)

• Muhammad Avdol (R & P)

• Noriaki Kakyoin (R & P)

• Jean Pierre Polnareff (R & P)

• Iggy (P only)

• DIO (R only)

• Vanilla Ice (R & P)

• Hol Horse (R & P)

• Telence T. D'Arby (R & P)

• Daniel J. D'Arby (R & P)

• N'Doul (R & P)

• Mariah (R & P)

Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable:-

• Josuke <4suke> Higashikata* (R & P)

• Koichi Hirose* (R & P)

• Okuyasu Nijimura* (R & P)

• Rohan Kishibe (R & P)

• Yukako Yamagishi (R only)

• Tonio Trussardi (R & P)

• Yoshikage Kira <4ira> (R only)

• Keicho Nijimura (R & P)

Part 5: Golden Wind:-

• Giorno Giovanna* (R & P)

• Bruno Bucciarati (R & P)

• Leone Abbacchio (R & P)

• Guido Mista (R & P)

• Narancia Ghirga* (R & P)

• Pannacotta Fugo (R & P)

• Trish Una* (R & P)

• Diavolo / Vinegar Doppio (R only)

• Cioccolata (R only)

• Secco (R only)

• Squalo (R & P) ~ Yandere! Tiziano and Squalo with a foster child! Reader [W.I.P].

• Tizzano (R & P) ~ Yandere! Tiziano and Squalo with a foster child! Reader [W.I.P].

• Risotto Nero (R & P)

• Formaggio (R & P)

• Illuso (R & P)

• Prosciutto (R & P)

• Pesci (R & P)

• Melone (R & P)

• Ghiaccio (R & P)

• Sorbet (R & P)

• Gelato (R & P)

Part 6: Stone Ocean:-

• Jolyne Cujoh (R & P)

• Ermes Costello (R & P)

• Emporio Alnino (P only)

• Foo Fighters (R & P)

• Weather Report (R & P)

• Narciso Anasui (R & P)

• Gwess (R & P)

• Enrico Pucci (R only)

• Donatello Versus (R & P)

• Rikiel (R & P)

• Ungalo (R & P)

• Johngalli A. (R & P)

• Sports Maxx (R & P)

• Thunder McQueen (R & P)

Part 7: Steel Ball Run:-

• Johnny Joestar (R & P)

• Gyro Zeppeli (R & P)

• Lucy Steel* (R & P)

• Diego Brando (R & P)

• Hot Pants (R & P)

• Mountain Tim (R & P)

• Funny Valentine (R only)

• Scarlet Valentine (R only)

Part 8: Jojolion:-

• Josuke <8suke, Gappy> Higashikata (R & P)

• Yasuho Hirose best girl (R & P)

• Rai Mamezuku (R & P)

• Jobin Higashikata (R & P)

• Joshu Higashikata (R & P)

• Kei Nijimura (R & P)

• Hato Higashikata (R & P)

• *Daiya Higashikata (R & P)

• Mitsuba Higashikata (R & P)

• Kaato Higashikata (R & P)

• Karera Sakunami (R & P)

• Yoshikage Kira <8ira> (R & P)

• Josefumi Cujoh (R & P)

• Toru (R only) - General Headcanons [W.I.P].

• Yotsuyu Yagiyama (R & P)

• Aisho Dainenjiyama (R & P) - General Headcanons [W.I.P].

• Wu Tomoki (R & P)

• Jojo Bizarre Adventures rightfully belongs to Hirohiko Araki.

#duskoon.speaks #yandere jjba masterlist #yandere x reader #yandere jjba x reader #yandere #yandere jjba #tw: yandere

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karerasakunamisstrap · 9 months

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If jojo characters were in a symphonic orchestra;

THE JOJOS-

Jonathan, Cello 1

Joseph, Solo Tenor saxophone

Jotaro, Violin 2 (from his goodboy days)

Josuke4, Trombone

Giorno, Cello 1

Jolyne, Alto Sax 2

Johnny,

Jousk8, Bassoon 2

JOBROS/TEAMS/HOES

Speedwagon, Viola section chair

Erina Joestar, Flute section chair

Tonpetty, Violin 2

Dire, Euphonium

Straizo, Violin 1

Caesar Zeppeli, Clarinet 1

Lisa Lisa, Cello section chair

Suzi Q, Alto Sax 1

Stroheim, Horn ( & wagner tuba )

Holly Kujo, Viola 1

Kakyoin, Violin section chair

Polnareff, Violin 2

Koichi, Clarinet 2

Okuyasu, solo Bari sax

Rohan Kishibe, Oboe chair

Yukako, Clarinet 3 ( sits next to koichi

Abbachio, Euphonium

Fugo, Cello 2

Narancia, Auxilliary Percussion

Mista, Flute 1

Trish, Solo E flat Clarinet

Ermes, Timpani

Foo, trumpet

Weather, Piano

Anasui, Flute

Lucy steel, Viola 2

Diego, Bass clarinet Chair

Hot pants, Trumpet

Yasuho, Tuba

Rai, Trumpet

Joshu, "Percussion" grandpa made him do it

Karera, Bass

Kira8, Bassoon Chair (prefers french bassoons)

EXCEPTIONS SO FAR

Johnny doubles on Banjo and Guitar but hasn't played much.

Gyro plays the Lute for chamber music.

Will Zeppeli, Bruno, and Norisuke would all be the Conductors, each all playing piano and respectively maining on oboe, Tenor Voice and Viola.

Wekapipo is a baritone voice, and the orchestra has no choir.

Emporio is in the audience

Mountain tim plays the Guitar, and sings, around halfway between baritone and tenor.

Avdol Is in the audience, he plays the Duduk and has visited as a soloist but more frequently just spectates.

George Joestar I and Steven steel are the people setting this ensemble up and funding it.

Loggins and Messina are a Wham!, Hall and Oates, or Simon and Garfinkel type duo

VILLAINS, MINOR AND MAJOR

Dio brando. Visiting Violin Soloist

Tarkus & Bruford, trained in Natural horn ( one of the rings was a horn ) but currently playing Modern Horn

Jack the ripper, Violin 3 (trained for part 1 but put in 3 because everyone hates him and knows he'll be upset)

Doobie... Auxiliary percussion

Kars, opera bass

Esidesi is not allowed in the building or it will burn down, but he excels in handdrumming

Wamuu, expert in all things flute. doubles on piccolo and alto flute, for a little more range in the section

Wired Beck... Auxiliary percussion

Enya, former Clarinetist

Vanilla Ice, Cello 2

D'arby brothers, both on pitched percussion

N'Doul, Visiting piano soloist. very famous! like if stevie wonder preferred classical

Steely Dan, Trumpet 2

Yoshikage Kira, bass trombone. but he hasn't done much since college...

Yuya Fungami, Bass

Tonio, Oboe, but prefers his doubled Cor Angalis

Diavolo, Alto Clarinet & Bass Clarinet 2

Doppio, Contrabass Clarinet ( Rarely gets to play )

Risotto, Trombone chair

Ghiaccio, Piano ( every other instrument makes him angry about the design )

Prosciutto, Clarinet 2

Gwess, Flute, but she cares more about eating pussy than music. it's admirable to us all.

Pucci, organ

Lang Rangler... Snare drum

Blackmore, Violin 2

Magent Magent, Viola 2

Dr Ferdinand, Cello 2

Jobin, Trombone 3

Kei nijimura, Violin 3

Yotsuyu, Violin 2

Aisho, clarinet 2

Urban Guerilla, Viola 1

VILLAIN EXCEPTIONS

Hol horse plays the guitar

Akira Otoishi :)

Keicho certainly plays electric bass

Cioccolata is too busy being himself with his boyslave to do any music. he did learn violin once upon a time.

Squalo and Tiziano are jazzers

Leaky eye luca is a lounge singer

illuso is a famous singer/songwriter/musician and Formaggio plays bass for him

Pesci just goes fishing

Melone just games instead of playing any instruments

Johngalli A. is a dancer

all of dio's children are too lazy or just care about only other things

Miraschon had a habit of betting other musicians to play stuff for money and got kicked out by old joestar. played violin 2

Funny Valentine, Steel guitar

Ringo Roadagain, jaw harp and 12 string guitar

The eleven men are their own choir.

Sandman chooses not to participate in western music

Oyecomova plays the timbale drums ( yes, just like tito puente )

Tooru learned everything from guitar to flute over his very long life but just acts like a teenager right now and doesn't use much of it

Damo Tamaki, says he can play sax and can't

IN CONCLUSION; i need more things to do with my time. see you when i make a jazz group of jojo characters ❤️❤️

#jojo's bizarre adventure #jojolion

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oceandrew · 2 years

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Same VA: Yakuza & Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

So last month I got into the yakuza series and I couldn’t help but notice the similarity between the character voices with the ones that are in JJBA, so I thought of listing some of them here. I might add more to it in the future :)

Note: for each character that has shared their voices in the games only, this emoji 🎮 will be put beside them while the rest that do not have it are from the anime.

Kiryu Kazuma —> Risotto Nero (EOH) 🎮

Majima Goro —> Chaka’s father

Makimura Makoto —> Jolyne Cujoh (ASB/EOH) 🎮

Homare Nishitani —> Esidisi

Oda Jun —> Diavolo

Masaru Sera —> The Narrator

Tanaka Shinji —> Joesph Joestar

Haruka Sawamura —> Anne

Shimano Futoshi —> Father Nijimura & Jack the Ripper

Dojima Sohei —> Purple Haze (ASB/EOH) 🎮

Yuya —> Mohammed Avdol

Goda Ryuji —> ZZ (wheel of fortune stand user)

Sayama Kaoru —> Midler

Ibuchi Kei —> Dio Brando

Minami Daisaku —> Polpo

Han Joon Gi —> Bruno Bucciarati

Tianyou Zhao —> Ghiacchio

Adachi Koichi —> Wammu

Ishioda Reiji —> Vanilla Ice

Arakawa Masato/Aoki Ryo —> Guido Mista

Bonus some of the dub version (Yakuza 7: like a dragon edition)

Kasuga Ichiban —> Santana

Majima Goro —> Jotaro Kujo

Nick Ogata —> Bruno Bucciarati

#jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo kimyou na bouken #eyes of heaven #All Star Battle #Yakuza #ryu ga gotoku #yakuza like a dragon

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sapphire-heart-tippy · 2 years

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What is the relationship between The Hand and Cream? Are they friends? Is Cream fatherly to The Hand like Vanilla Ice is to Okuyasu?

Cream: Ahem... HRRGHHH YUURRGHH CHUURRGGHH YAARRHHH!!!! ARRGHHH HRREEEEUUGHHH GRRRRRHHHH GUUUUH GRARH HRAAGHH HURRRGGHH!!! (I LIKE THE HAND. HE IS MY FRIEND. WE PLAY TOGETHER SOMETIMES. I WILL NOT EAT HIM. HE IS MY FRIEND. MAKES ME HAPPY. WE ARE ONE IN THE SAME!!!!)

The Hand: ZRRRRTT CHK CHK VRRRTT ZZZKKK ZEEERR RRZZTT TZZ TZZ BRRRRR ZRIT BEEWWW (Oh yeah, Cream is pretty cool. I mean, I think we're more just friends instead of adoptive father and son like Cream's master and mine to be honest)

#ask tippy #the hand jjba #cream jjba #okuyasu nijimura #vanilla ice jojo #sapphire heartverse #jojo's bizarre adventure

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mall-goth-activities · 2 years

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Jojo’s Bizarre marching band hcs (Updated & Edited)

It’s the middle Marching band season! Soo imma make some hcs abt what instruments the jjba characters might play if they joined band.

Definitions for ppl who haven’t/don’t participate/d in marching band

Drum major: person who’s on the raised platforms (helps the band run smoothly on the field)

Colorguard: A Sport that is a combination between gymnastics, dance and cheer. It has ppl who swing flags, do cool stunts with fake rifles and sabres,

Mellophone: an alternative instrument for French horn players to play during marching season.

Baritone an alternative instrument for euphonium sometimes trombone players to play during marching season

Sousaphone: Marching tuba

Section leader: person who’s in charge of their section

Front ensemble: The percussion ppl who don’t march but they still perform (they are located in the front of the field)

Drumline: percussion ppl who march with the drums and stuff

Euphonium: a mini tuba basically

Marching season: spans through late July-November sometimes December depends on the school.

Concert season: January-whenever the spring semester ends. it’s basically the band instruments you see in concert halls at ballets, or other theater performances. It accompanies the orchestra very often.

(Btw I am a band kid myself and I play the trumpet)

Part 1:

Jonathan Joestar: mellophone/French horn he seems like a guy who would play it plus his theme has a French horn in it

Robert E. O. Speedwagon: Mellophone

Dio Brando: soprano saxophone or trumpet bc of his big fat ego, He often boasts to the other band members (especially freshmen) abt how he’s better than them.

Will A Zeppeli: clarinet

Erina Pendleton: colorguard/oboe

Straizo: oboe

Poco: clarinet

Poco’s sister: oboe

Part 2:

Young Joseph Joestar: Trombone bc he’s a doofus and he always interrupts Caesar when he plays when he has the chance

Caesar Zeppeli: flute or alto sax, always impresses his fangirls when he plays

Lisa Lisa: a band director who plays Tenor sax/bassoon or maybe a colorguard director

Granny Erina: colorguard director

Smokey: drumline or alto sax

Suzie Q: colorguard

Stronheim: Front Ensemble or drumline

Pilllar men: Front ensemble

Part 3:

Jotaro Kujo Part 3: bari sax bc his mom wanted him to play it, because it reminds her of Sadao when he preforms his jazz music.

Holly Kujo: everyone’s FAVORITE band mom! 😃 (she used to play mellophone)

Noriaki Kakyoin: Trumpet

Jean Pierre Polnareff: flute or sax

Muhammad Abdul/Avdol: sousaphone/drum major

Old Joseph Joestar: Band director who plays trombone

Hol Horse: trombone or trumpet

Anne (the runaway girl): trumpet

Mariah: colorguard

Oingo: sousaphone

Boingo: trumpet/trombone

Midler: colorguard

Vanilla ice: tenor sax

Alessi: recorder (hes a not in band, he annoys Band ppl)

Iggy: Physically incapable of playing an instrument except for barking. He may chew up somebody’s reeds mistaking them for coffee gum.

Part 4:

Josuke Higashikata: Alto Sax or trumpet

Tomoko Higashikata: Band mom who’s very devoted into supporting the band

Okuyasu Nijimura: baritone or sousaphone

Keicho Nijimura: drumline

Koichi Hirose: trumpet or clarinet or piccolo I cannot decide

Yukako Yamagishi: clarinet/drum major

Reimi Sugimoto: used to play flute before she got murdered

Rohan Kishibe: clarinet

Mikitaka Hazekura: colorguard or bassoon

Hazemada: clarinet

Shigechi: A middle school band kid who plays French horn or euphonium

Kira Yoshikage: Front ensemble (plays oboe during concert season)

Hayato Kawajiri: a middle school band kid who plays clarinet

Jotaro Kujo P4: band director who plays bari sax

Yuya Fugami: gives of baritone or sousaphone player vibes (he rizzes up the colorguard girls)

Yuya’s fangirls: colorguard

Tonio: Major band sponsor

Aya Tsuji: colorguard director

Akira Otoshi: Front Ensemble or alto sax

Shinobu Kawajiri: Wholesome band mom

Part 5:

Giorno Giovanna: Alto or soprano sax

Guido Mista: Trumpie dumpy- I mean trumpet

Narancia Ghirga: clarinet or trumpet

Pannacotta Fugo: mellophone or bass clarinet drum major

Bruno Bucciarati: band director who plays Mellophone or flute

Leone Abbachio: band director who plays clarinet (he has beef with saxophone players for some reason)

Trish Una: Colorguard or flute/piccolo

Risotto Nero: He just gives of bari sax player vibes idk why

Prosciutto: colorguard (plays bassoon during concert season)

Melone: that one creepy clarinet player who hits on the colorguard girls

Ghiaccio: mellophone (he complains constantly about how the trumpets are too loud and he gives dirty looks anyone who messes up)

Formaggio: trumpet or drumline

Illusso: tenor sax

Sorbet&Gelato: the wholesome couple in drumline

Pesci: plays flute or tuba has performance anxiety

Doppio/Diavolo: clarinet

Chiocolatta: that one creepy bass clarinet player

Secco: clarinet

Squalo: trombone

Tiziano: Tenor Saxophone or colorguard

Part 6:

Jolyne Cujoh: Drumline

Ermes Costello:Trombone

Gwess: Sousaphone

Foo Fighters: Trumpet or sousaphone

Weather Report: Flute

Narcisso Anasui: alto sax or colorguard

Part 6 Jotaro Kujo: band director who plays Bari sax

Emporio Alniño: Drumline or trumpet

Enrico Pucci: rival band director who plays Bassoon

Versace: drumline or sousaphone

Rikiel: trumpet or bass clarinet

Ungalo: Front Ensemble

Pearla Pucci: colorguard

Mrs. Kujo/Jotawife: supportive band mom

Part 7:

Johnny Joestar: Front Ensemble plays flute during concert season

Gyro Zeppeli: tenor sax

Diego Brando: trumpet bc of his fragile ego

Hot Pants: I’m debating between bari sax,baritone, bass clarinet or drumline. She was maybe a drum major at one point

Lucy Steel: Colorguard

Funny Valentine: Mellophone or Trumpet

Part 8: (I had no time to read it yet but I’ll get to it if I have time)

Part 9: not enough info

#jojos bizarre adventure #jjba #jojos #jojo #marching band au #marching band #bandcamp #marching season #hcs #jjba hcs #bandlife #band kids #anime and manga #woodwinds #brass instrument #percussion #color guard

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mimimiinnaa · 5 months

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HEADCANONS/ONE-SHOTS

𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ𐀔 Fandom: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

⪩ ๋ׅ ּ ꒰ ִPart I: Phantom Blood꒱ 💭

➜ Characters I will write (but I'm always open to requests even if your character doesn't appear here).

⋆ JONATHAN JOESTAR.

⋆ ROBERT E. O. SPEEDWAGON .

⋆ DIO BRANDO.

⪩ ๋ׅ ּ ꒰ ִPart II: Battle Tendency ꒱ 💭

➜ Characters I will write (but I'm always open to requests even if your character doesn't appear here).

⋆ JOSEPH JOESTAR.

⋆ CAESAR ANTONIO ZEPELLI.

⋆ KARS/ACDC/WAMMU.

⋆ RUDOL VON STROHEIM.

⪩ ๋ׅ ּ ꒰Part III: Stardust Crusaders꒱ 💭

➜ Characters I will write (but I'm always open to requests even if your character doesn't appear here).

⋆ JOTARO KUJO.

⋆ NORIAKI KAKYOIN.

⋆ JEAN PIERRE POLNAREFF.

⋆ MOHAMMED AVDOL.

⋆ DIO.

⋆ HOL HORSE.

⋆ VANILLA ICE.

⪩ ๋ׅ ּ ꒰Part IV: Diamond is unbreakable ꒱ 💭

➜ Characters I will write (but I'm always open to requests even if your character doesn't appear here).

⋆ JOSUKE HIGAHSIKATA.

⋆ JOTARO KUJO.

⋆ OKUYASU NIJIMURA.

⋆ ROHAN KISHIBE.

⋆ MIKITAKA HAZEKURA.

⋆ KIRA YOSHIKAGE.

⪩ ๋ׅ ּ ꒰ ִPart V: Vento Aureo ꒱ 💭

➜ Characters I will write (but I'm always open to requests even if your character doesn't appear here).

⋆ GIORNO GIOVANNA.

⋆ BRUNO BUCCIARATI.

⋆ LEONE ABBACHIO.

⋆ MISTA GUIDO.

⋆ NARANCIA GHIRGA.

⋆ PANNACOTTA FUGO.

⋆ TRISH UNA.

⋆ DIAVOLO/DOPPIO.

⋆ RISOTTO NERO.

⋆ PROSSCIUTTO.

⋆ FORMAGGIO.

⋆ GHIACCIO.

⋆ MELONE.

⋆ ILLUSO.

⋆ CIOCOLATTA.

⪩ ๋ׅ ּ ꒰Part VI: Stone Ocean꒱ 💭

➜ Characters I will write (but I'm always open to requests even if your character doesn't appear here).

⋆ JOLYNE KUJO.

⋆ ERMES COSTELLO.

⋆ F. F.

⋆ NARCISO ANASUI,

⋆ WEATHER REPORT.

⋆ ENRICO PUCCI.

⪩ ๋ׅ ּ ꒰ ִParte VII: Steel Ball Run ꒱ 💭

➜ Characters I will write (but I'm always open to requests even if your character doesn't appear here).

⋆ JONNHY JOESTAR.

⋆ GYRO ZEPELLI.

⋆ DIEGO BRANDO.

⋆ SANDMAN.

⋆ MOUNTAIN TIM.

⋆ FUNNY VALENTINE.

⪩ ๋ׅ ּ ꒰ ִPart VIII: Jojolion꒱ 💭

➜ Characters I will write (but I'm always open to requests even if your character doesn't appear here).

⋆ GAPPY HIGASHIKATA.

⋆ YASUHO HIROSE.

⋆ RAI MAMEZUKU.

⪩ ๋ׅ ּ ꒰Part IX: Jojoland ꒱ 💭

➜ Characters I will write (but I'm always open to requests even if your character doesn't appear here).

⋆ JODIO JOESTAR.

⋆ PACO LOVELANTES.

⋆ USAGI ALOHAHOE.

⋆ DRAGONA JOESTAR.

✎┊RULES │╭────────────╯ ││ • ➛ 1. I will be more willing when writing requests with written characters, but I insist, I can make another character if the reader wishes.

• ➛ 2. I can make NSWF content but I will not be totally explicit, my idea is headcanons of these characters, not expressly narrating a sexual act. An example of what I can accept: NSWF alphabets.

• ➛ 3. Referring to the previous point, I will not write things that make me feel uncomfortable, such as strange plots, gore, among other materials that I do not need to delve into.

To finish my content, whether it has NSFW content or not, it is a place for young adults. YOU ARE WARNED MINORS

✎┊REGLAS │╭────────────╯ ││

➛ 1. Estaré más dispuesta a la hora de escribir peticiones con los personajes ya citados, pero insisto, puedo hacer otro personaje si el lector lo desea.

➛ 2. Puedo hacer contenido NSWF pero no seré totalmente explícita, mi idea son headcanons de estos personajes, no narrar con pelos y señales un acto sexual. Un ejemplo de lo que puedo aceptar: alfabetos NSWF.

➛ 3. Refiriéndose al punto anterior, no escribiré cosas que me hagan sentir incómoda, como filias extrañas, gore, entre otras peticiones asquerosas.

Para terminar mi contenido, ya sea que tenga contenido NSFW o no, es un lugar para mayores de edad. ESTÁN ADVERTIDOS MENORES.

#jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #phantomblood #battletendency #stardustcrusaders #diamond is unbreakable #stone ocean #vento aureo #steel ball run #jojolion #jojolands #español #fanfics #anime #hirohiko araki

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tomboyjessie13-artblog · 1 year

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I made a Tier list of the Agents of DIO, but this isn’t based on my opinions of course, they’re my OC Medea’s opinions as you can see from her head down there. Basically her thoughts on the people she has to work with under DIO’s control during her stay in Cairo.

Good terms: This list contains characters that she can actually get along with no problem, either they're polite to her, she respects them as allies, or they're not as unforgiving as those in the Dislike list. One of the good examples being Boingo as she acts a bit of an older sister figure to him whenever Oingo isn't around. But the most notable example is with Kakyoin and Polnareff as she would later become best friends with the two, even grieving over Kakyoin's death at the hands of their Master DIO.

So-so: This list contains characters that she either doesn’t care about or has a lot of mixed feelings for, getting into on-off relationships with some of these people. The most notable example being Hol Horse and T. D'Arby, one minute she’s alright with them, the next minute she wants to kick their asses Hank Hill-style. Another example being Mansaku Nijimura, on one hand she's angry with him for being a terrible father to his sons, on the other hand she sees him as just another victim of financial problems and DIO's thrall.

Dislike: This list contains characters that she ABSOLUTELY couldn't stand being around due to their unforgivable crimes and their overall toxic or creepy behavior towards innocent bystanders and herself, some of them(mostly Vanilla Ice) even made several attempts at her life over bullshit(she's not the innocent one either but even she has her limits). Pucci being a special case as they were on good terms during "Stardust Crusaders" before the events of "Stone Ocean".

Never met: This list is very self-explanatory as it contains characters from "Phantom Blood", a century before she was ever born and are already killed by various Hamon users.

Tier list here: https://tiermaker.com/create/agents-of-dio-490882

Medea belongs to me

#jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo oc #oc #agents of dio #tier list #unfortunately i cannot tag all the characters on the list due to the stupid tag limit here #so i tagged them as agents of dio instead

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cultofkakyoin · 1 year

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What They Smell Like 👃

Back at it again and this time it's so specific I hope I don't get copyrighted. I did deep research into perfumes for this as Araki would have intended.

This shit is so stupid im sorry lol.

Phantom Blood

Jonathan Joestar: Lavender and myrrh, a bit like floral licorice. Sweat after an intense day.

Robert E. O. Speedwagon: Sewage and frankincense. He lives in Victorian London or wherever.

William A. Zeppeli: Smokey and like a riverside.

Straizo: Potpourri.

Erina Pendleton: Eau de Cologne. Orange blossom 🍊

Dio Brando: Death and roses.

Battle Tendency

Joseph Joestar: Man smell.

Caesar Anthonio Zeppeli: Expensive Italian scents, he changes it depending on what's popular.

Lisa Lisa: Potpourri and the hottest scent at the time.

Suzi Q: Roses 🌹

Kars: Floral. Pine. Metal.

Esidisi: Citrus, cedar, and cinnamon.

Wamuu: A fresh breeze. And the stink of battle.

Strohiem: Diesel from the Panzer IV (German engineering and all.)

Stardust Crusaders

Jotaro Kujo: Drakkar Noir, it's in your face and the ladies love it. But also cigarettes.

Joseph Joestar (again): Polo Ralph Lauren, masculine and mature a little old for the time.

Muhammad Avdol: Burnt wood (in a good way) and Chanel No. 5, Joseph recommended it even though it's a perfume and not a cologne, he likes it.

Noriaki Kakyoin: No, not cherries, Calvin Klein's Obsession for Men. It's mature and elegant, just like him.

Jean Pierre Polnareff: Kouros by Yves Saint Laurent, he puts so much on its a bit migraine-inducing. And also tobacco.

Holly Kujo: Miss Dior, flowery, powdery, and just nice.

Suzi Q Joestar: Now older and more mature, she wants to give off a good impression to people and show off her wealth, Chanel No. 5.

Diamond is Unbreakable

Josuke Higashikata: Drakkar Noir.

Koichi Hirose: Regular deodorant.

Okuyasu Nijimura: Average teenage boy in the 90s. Thinks cologne is girly.

Jotaro Kujo (again): Eternity for Men by Calvin Klein.

Rohan Kishibe: The most expansive brand of the time.

Yukako Yamagishi: Exclaimtion❗ Vanilla, peach, and apricot.

Yoshikage Kira: Mundane, like basic bar soap.

Mikitaka Hazekura: No one can pinpoint it.

Tonio Trussardi: Like an Italian restaurant.

Akira Otoishi: Also Drakkar Noir. Wears too much.

Keicho Nijimura: Nothing particular just not bad.

Tomoko Higashikata: Love's Baby Soft. Lavender, rose, and vanilla.

Aya Tsuji: L'eau d'Issey by Issey Miyake. Lotus, Melon, and Freesia, and a woody white musk base (according to Wikipedia.)

Joseph Joestar (again again): Avon. like an old person.

Golden Wind

This part does not go on canon because some of these weren't out in 2001 but idc so just pretend.

Giorno Giovanna: Light Blue (Dolce & Gabbana), floral fruity (apparently.)

Bruno Bucciarati: Higher Dior.

Leone Abbacchio: Red Wine and Mahoran by Guerlain.

Guido Mista: Obnoxiously musky, doesn't matter the brand as long as expansive and loud but it's mixed with gross sweat and gunpowder.

Narancia Ghirga: Oranges and not by design.

Pannacotta Fugo: An office and sweat.

Trish Una: Coco Mademoiselle, Chanel.

Diavolo: Clive Christian No. 1.

Cioccolata: Chocolate, povidone-iodine (that stuff smells and I didn't just imagine that right?), and death.

Secco: Wet dog and grass, somehow.

Risotto Nero: Dilmun by Lorenzo Villoresi and metallic blood.

Formaggio: Annoying. If he passes you in a grocery store or on the street you will be dying from whatever perfume he's sporting.

Illuso: Chanel No. 5, a classic.

Prosciutto: Versace Man by Versace and old people (unfortunately.)

Pesci: Fish (unfortunately.)

Melone: Lube.

Ghiaccio: Acqua di parma Blue Mediterraneo - Mirto di Panarea by Acqua di Parma but he'd be angry throughout the day and sweat, stinking himself up 🤢

Donatella Una: Baby Doll by Yves Saint Laurent.

Stone Ocean

Jolyne Cujoh: Stanky girl (quote from my brother), but out of her Stone Ocean she doesn't usually wear anything but deodorant.

Ermes Costello: Axe bodyspray, mainly to establish dominance over the axe-wearing males in her vicinity.

Foo Fighters: Water.

Weather Report: Not too bad but he doesn't wear cologne and not always deodorant either. Wes wore a cologne that was a bit musky.

Narciso Anasui: Narciso Rodriguez For Her by Narciso Rodriguez.

Enrico Pucci: Like old people because that's all churches are filled with.

Jotaro Kujo (again again): Calvin Klein's Obsession for Men

#jjba headcanons #jjba #jjba part 5 #headcanon #fanfiction #fanfic #jojos bizarre adventure

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softlimefluff · 2 years

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little irl things for your JoJo f/o (masterlist)

Bruno Bucciarati

Caesar Zeppeli

DIO

Ghiaccio

Jean Pierre Polnareff

Joseph Joestar

Mikitaka Hazekura

Muhammad Avdol

S/teely Dan

Vanilla Ice

Yoshikage Kira (DIU)

Requested (in progress):

Robert E.O. Speedwagon

Jobin Higashikata

Funny Valentine

Narancia Ghirga

Jotaro Kujo

Okuyasu Nijimura

Rubber Soul

Melone

Doppio

Kakyoin

#little irl things for your f/o #masterpost #masterlist

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