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#pretzel talks#home alone#the wet bandits#url is hysterical#'go off kings'#though they do incorrectly say the outfits are the same between movies#marv goes from suede to cords. has a different vest and undershit. dif trosuers. harry has a dif coat and shirt#mwah
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a belated birthday gift ^^
#qsmp fanart#qsmp fitmc#qsmp Ramon#my art#not using the tag despite the hysterical idea of Ramon’s admin seeing my url with their own two eyes#it’s fine it’s posted elsewhere <3
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t4t mormor. good luck findin those medical records
#trans ppl when u can reconstruct ur entire identity n self of self however u like#jim bribin / threatening bein able to get surgery super early#tfag seb being a MENACE in eton#this also makes ‘that’s why ur going in the water short arse’ hysterical. t on t violence#i can keep going this is why i was blessed with this url
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hi :) I saw thst you reblogged that what's your main spin poll and I wanted to ask if you wanted to elaborate what yours is I love to hear about it!! <3
🥺 aw thank you!! I always enjoy having a chance to infodump a little bit (btw i love ur icon...daphne what an icon)
I do technically have a handful of spins that I consider my main spins because I'm constantly rotating between them (star wars, doctor who, moon knight and spidey) at any given moment, but my strongest spin is definitely in Poe Dameron from the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy!
I kind of instantly fell in love with him when my dad first took me to see The Force Awakens when it came out, which was a huge surprise for me because Poe was maybe the character I was the least intrigued by at the time (Rey and Finn had me asking far more questions, anyway) and none of the descriptions for him really jumped out to me. But after actually seeing him, I was positively in love, and then quickly downloaded accompanying novels that featured him (Before the Awakening and the TFA novelization) to read more about him, and then in April of 2016, they came out with a comic series for him and that really helped further cement my special interest in him!
It took a huge hit in 2018-most of 2020 because of all the fandom negativity (especially around Poe) but at the end of 2020, I rewatched the sequels back to back for the first time and it flared back to life without me expecting it to and I did a huge deep dive into uuuuuuuuuuuuuh every piece of expanded material he'd appeared in 😅
Basically (I'm not super sure how familiar you are with Star Wars) Poe is one of the best pilots in the Resistance, which is lead by Princess (now General) Leia Organa, and he's her right-hand man/protégé/surrogate son. Barring the Resistance's bombing fleet (which is teeny bc the Resistance is teeny and held together by duct tape) Poe is essentially in charge of its only flight wing and (as far as we know) all* of its squadrons. On top of that, he's also an active intelligence operative, and even helps oversees the reports from the Resistance's spies so like...he's kind of already helping run the Resistance even prior to officially co-running it by the third film with Leia/when he's finally named its official leader.
Poe is super important to me for a lot of reasons, but one of my favorite things about his arc is that it's not centered around romantic love/tension unlike a lot of the other dynamics in the sequel trilogy (altho Oscar did play Poe as being extremely smitten for Finn and who can blame him, and we do meet an ex girlfriend of Poe's in the third movie, I stan a bisexual king). Poe's whole arc is about his duty to the Resistance, his struggles with keeping hope because he's afraid that everything they've (and him) endured and lost will have been for nothing if they lose the fight against the First Order. If there's a love story for Poe's arc, it's his love for the Resistance and his friends, and that's so wonderful and profound in my eyes.
But also the bridge of Poe's arc, from the daring hero we see in tfa and the start of tlj, to the cautious but courageous leader we see at the end of tlj and all of tros, is Poe being forced to accept that his role in this story isn't that of a martyred hero. He's quite literally grounded (his X-Wing is destroyed) and he's pushed into the role of the leader his mentor wants him to be, and TLJ (in my eyes) is the story of someone who full heartedly believed the most he had to offer was a noble self-sacrifice realizing he actually wants to live (and that he can do far more for the Resistance/galaxy by surviving.)
I love Poe a lot because he's also very simple. He's, as Rian Johnson described him, a good guy hero. Unlike other characters, you never doubt whether he's gonna be tempted or corrupted, you know that he's going to do the right thing and remain true to the Light side, you have faith that no matter what obstacle he faces, he's gonna overcome them and come out the other side that much better for it.
The Age of Resistance comic analysis of Poe breaks it down the best, I think:
Poe's inherent humanity is what makes him a great character. He's not someone who struggles with right and wrong or good and evil. Instead, his struggle is more with his tendency to need to be the person who pulls off some last-minute, thrilling heroics in service to the greater good. Because Leia's right: you can't solve everything by jumping in an X-Wing to blow things up.
I could talk for days about Poe (I've spent the last three years doing just that) about the nuances of his character and the depths that largely go unexplored because of Lucasfilm's inexplicable disrespect and dislike of him, the fandom often reducing him to a love interest with no other personality traits, or complete bastardization wherein he resembles Hangman Top Gun more than Poe Dameron (often when people want to oversexualize him).
He has so many qualities that I adore: he's snarky and hot-headed and can throw things (metaphorically) in people's faces when he's particularly upset, he's impulsive, but also kind and compassionate and patient with people. He sees the potential for more/good in folks that most wouldn't. he truly deeply values people, and that's what makes him such an amazing leader: he inspires loyalty because of how much he believes and takes risks in the people around him. He's often the first person to give someone a second chance, or to lower his blaster, but he can also be vindictive. He's confident in his abilities as a pilot to the point he's often mistaken as arrogant, but he never puts anyone down and always lifts people up, and has a lot more insecurities than anyone would guess, and is really sensitive to rejection.
He's also kind of canonically a prince, thanks to the TROS novelization, so you know. I think that's neat and I'm so totally normal about it (when Leia passes away, she leaves her Organa legacy to Poe...the Organa Legacy would be the Royal House Organa - as well as the Resistance. So...Poe is in some ways a prince).
(*which is...three, they only have three squadrons)
#god there's so much more i want to say but this is already NOVEL length#and i've got company so i'm very scatterbrained atm#people misunderstand poe a lot bc they think he's the new han#which is hysterical bc he WAS conceptualized /as/ the new han archetype#but then they went and added SO much of leia's and a dash of luke#you really can't box him in#he's a simple character to understand but also he's got an entire universe of depth to him#he's so loyal and such a family driven character and feels responsible for his family and leia's legacies#and he's a romantic and he's self sacrificing and he is SHIT at talking about his feelings#and he loves his droid so much and he's a little bit superstitious and particular and always mods everything of his#(his blasters his xwings)#to make them more /his/#and he's sentimental and optimistic to a fault and can't help but be the hero all the time#but he can also be so /cold/ when he's pissed off and the first order is canonically afraid of him#like he really is the character of all time i think#ask box#elevenriver#poe dameron#AND I LOVE UR URL ICONIQUE#both of them
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getting fakeclaimed on tumblr is a different level of getting fakeclaimed, hear me out
on other social media, your feed gets pushed on you, but on tumblr you have to actively /look/ for the content you want to see
which means, mans has spent /time/ looking for ppl w DID to fakeclaim
idk about anyone else, but that makes me care even less abt getting fake-claimed bc all i can think about is someone angrily looking up any key words to find systems to try and tear down all of them... like dude... you spent more time /looking/ for these posts than re blogging and saying we're faking it lmaoo
do you not have things going on in your life? like, do you not have a job or something? friends to text?
like, i get that you genuinely have nothing better to do, but theres /no way/ im going to take you seriously
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fake claiming ppl on tumblr is really funny to me
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#actually did#did osdd#fakeclaiming mention#anti fakeclaiming#guys getting fakeclaimed like this is a highlight#like my very existence made you mad#thats so hysterical#like wtf man who hurt you and why is your url that#not tagging you but bc your clearly obsessed with ppl w DID i know you'll see this#people who fakeclaim are WILD
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you're JOKING
#omg kiera no one cares#I'm hysterical this is so funny#like oh hello you!!!#blocked immediately which is again SO FUNNY#still using your full legal name as your url like bro
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average vellichorom fan vs average pillsburries enjoyer /lh
#404san#inbox#twinkie talks#blood tw#// ask to tag#BOTH GETTING NERFED IF / WHEN I CHANGE MY URL#FOR LIKE THE 50TH TIME IN MY LIFE#the average pillsburries enjoyer must think i'm fucking dead#I'M NOT I'M JUST TRYING TO BE ORIGINAL#is there a vellichorom vs pillsburries debate because that would be hysterical
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“Gil~” Oz whispered and nudged his valet gently. The sun was starting to go down over the trees. Alice was off chasing crickets ahead of him. Its a good thing she wasn’t here or she probably would have jumped on Gil’s lap to wake him up. Oz sat back with a smile. “I wanted to let you sleep some more, but it’s getting late.” He poked Gilbert’s cheek with a slight pout. “You need to take it easy. You’re working way too hard lately, you know?”
(hewwo, it is i, toh)
Admittedly, sleeping beneath a tree wasn't Gilbert's ideal resting spot when it came down to an unsuspecting powernap but it was necessary given the fact he'd been operating on possibly only three hours of sleep.
There's no good reason for it aside from the excuse that he's quite the busy body, despite himself. Spite and caffeine. Paired with anxiety, that's another beast that liked to rear its ugly head at him from time to time. A bad habit, Oz calls it. Gil won't take that from someone who would gladly gorge himself on a strictly pastry diet if it weren't for said valet.
Slowly sitting up with his joints snapping in protest — Gilbert does his best to blink away the drowsy spell from tired eyes. Then of course, there's Oz, smiling brighter than the sun that was mostly set behind him which is almost insulting considering the fact that he's here because of Oz who insisted they went outside to watch the sunset (what even happened to that? He remembers Oz and Alice running off not too long after they'd come outside, he just didn't have the energy to keep up with them. Suppose the fresh air did him some good. Suppose Oz also knew what he was doing.).
"The sun has already set? How long ..." So much for them watching the sunset. Squinting into the near distance, he can make out Alice doing god-knows-what. Face contorts into a light frown as he's poked but he doesn't pull away, only a lighthearted swat at his hand and a light, mildly amused snort. "Thanks. Maybe if I got an extra ten minutes in, I'd be a lot stiffer." He can't help but smile when Oz laughs, shaking his head he starts to stand. His back — "Is that so? You make it sound too easy."
@witchesbutter
#witchesbutter#quoth the raven — answered ask.#crying? crying. bawling. hysterics.#u think i should give u like..... ur former url...?#or is tagging u ok like this like akfjsa#IDK U LEMME KNOW.#im thinkin a lil post-canon. gil and oz are so fucking sassy and playful around the end even moreso than before i just (stifles a sob)#oz hoisting gil up from the tree its just flowing in my mind rn UR MAKING ME WRITE WALLS!
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I havent been doing Digital art for 10 years so... have a 7 year difference of improvement instead!
Cosmic Luigi Flavored ;]
2015 // 2021
Somewhere, Somehow, theres a message here about how u should keep drawing... yadda yadda... dont give up ! Redraws like this are a really great way to see how far you've come !
#ill do a serious one later but cosmic luigi still makes me hysterical. take him#improvement#what do i tag this as#10 year improvement#* my version of it#lol#signed with an old url!
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FKJASKFSAJFKJKFJ TUMBLR SAID WE MUST MAKE FUN OF ELON MUSK AS MUCH AS WE CAN AND GOOD FOR THEM!!!
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what my dashboard would actually look like in 1861:
i can't believe no one is talking about the war in the united states
i'm so sick of posts about the war in the united states; why is the hellsite so america-centric
IF YOU ALL DON'T STOP POSTING UNTAGGED SPOILERS FOR THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF GREAT EXPECTATIONS I SWEAR TO GOD
george eliot setting off a flurry of debate regarding which other authors are Actually Secretly Ladies
put down "idylls" and read some actual arthuriana 🙄🙄🙄
are gothic and sensation novels poisoning the minds and morals of the youth? discuss.
a call-out post by a lady's maid of her former employer, leading to the latter getting doxxed
extremely gung-ho spiritualists
swifties but make it jenny lind
coquette but make it pre-raphaelite
james steerforth x y/n fic written by someone whose URL is rosadartles
temperance movement discourse
Girls When Whatever Our Souls Are Made Of His And Mine Are The Same
"getting a lot of anthony trollope vibes from this" <- guy who's only ever read anthony trollope
hysterical unsourced posts about the horrors of white slavery with thousands of notes; debunkings of the same that have maybe a few hundred
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puppetsaihara >>> vyscerical
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strange how hogathan overwatch url has so many opinions on things when he repeatedly markets dogfucking as an integral part of the queer experience (posted about how people shouldn't be bullied for being into pup play so i feel free assuming that (if he infers that this post is calling him a dogfucker then he's just being hysterical and reading into it (i didn't mention his url so i'm not targeting him in any way)))
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Space Opera AU dashboard simulator 2 (but there's plot if you squint) (probably worse than its predecessor)
🚀 renthepilot
HAPPY BITRHDAY TO ME!! I TURN 7!!! :D :D :D <3 <3 <3 RD
❤️ falsewell
Happy 7th birthday Ren! :)
🚀 renthepilot
Thank u FalsE!!!!!! :DDDDDD >.< RD
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... Why is my 17yo ET1blr mutual talking to a 7yo on Sunblr. I came here for analysis posts but apparently she's babysitting her cousin or perhaps a strangely intelligent dog??
❤️ falsewell
I mean, I would be worried if a 7yo was piloting the glider I race in 🤨
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WDYM THAT GUY IS YOUR RACE PARTNER? OMFG I AM SO SORRY
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Chat do you remember when we found RK and QoH's Sunblr accounts from when they weren't famous and were just two kids in illegal races. Because it was hysterical. Hands up if you thought falsewell was someone's canon url and not QoH herself.
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That interaction was pretty cute to be honest. Ren's still 7 the last I checked.
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[deep sigh] littlewood at the scene of the crime as always
#WHYYYYYYY is he chronically online #he needs to be stopped and locked up #i bet he scrolls through the treebark tag every day #he knows Too Much #do you think he brings up sunblr during dinner #and etho and bigb look at him like hes insane
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save me queen of hearts
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queen of hearts
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queen of hearts save me
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Congratulations on the prophecy!
[Beep boop, this is a gimmick blog!]
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what the actual fuck.
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i think i hauve the plague
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hi babes the demons in my head won so new fic!!
i'm your biggest fan, i'll follow you until you love me, pa-pa paparazzi
pairing: the red king x blue stalker (they/them) (exterra 1 rpf)
summary: why are you as a bounty hunter so intent on hunting ren down? what do you want to do with him? pin him against a wall and kiss him until he's breathless and melting like putty in your hands?
word count: 10.1k
tags: enemies to lovers, angst, hurt no comfort, whump, ust, no actual smut, making out, blood, slight knifeplay, submissive rk, open ending
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Listen, I don't do RPF, I can handle Treebark (because I have eyes), but this is crossing a line. Especially after the accusations by RK. I think his evidence is pretty compelling.
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dead dove do not eat. i am aware this is a fucked up dynamic but it's fictional. it's not like the real blue stalker has a toxic codependent attraction to the guy they're assigned to kill (btw i mained qoh so i completely understand where you're coming from)
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oh.
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hey
so do you wanna kiss before the haters get to you?
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of course. can we get married
#love can be found on the battlefield in more ways than one #fave post #annoying treebark fans fuck off!!!!!!
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Coming out as a falsedog shipper is harder than coming out as gay
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TEN YEARS????
Time is not real
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I had vivid flashbacks. I feel faint. This post caused so much drama omfg. I need a treebark equivalent on my desk by 8am sharp next morning
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Coming out as a Treebark shipper is harder than coming out as bi
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WHAT THE FUFHUBFBFUOUOFFUCK
#HES IN OUR WALLS #HE STARTED THE SHIP #this is gonna sweep the next unhinged moment poll #??!?1!?!???!?!?! #HATE THIS LUMIAN GLOWY ASS #btw for non et1 mutuals: this man is literally bi #yeah hes really gay for his pilot. yeah we all know #theyre always holding hands and shit #edit: DID HE REBLOG THIS AT 7:30AM #IDK HOW PLANETZONES CONVERSATION WORKS #*conversion #listen i failed school 2 years in a row ok 😭
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Music video of the day is: R8cer Boi by Avril Lavigne!
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who the fuck is renn dog
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who has little wood
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why are y'alls twink racers larping as royals from medieval era planet earth
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sorry for calling the queen of hearts a twink. im sorry women
#im so done with yalls bullshit #who are these people #why do they show up in my tags
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#space opera au#i feel delirious. i think i hauve a stomachache#dashboard simulator#treebark#trafficshipping#hermitshipping#long post#unreality
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the funniest part about this website is when you're going through a post's notes and see a comment from proud-vulva-wombyn running off on the most unhinged TERF tangent possible, so you click on her uterus-diagram-mixed-with-black-power-fist icon to block her, and then obviously you have to check out who she reblogged from to see if you need to block them too, and so on down the line.
half the time you get to see a gradient from outright mask-off hysterical transmisogyny to the more "subtle" stuff: the first layer is someone with "gender critical" in their bio, then a lesbian really really really really invested in using the words "male" and "female" and talking about women's-only spaces, and finally an aesthetic blogger whose blog is 99% classical art and 1% text posts about feminism.
the other half of the time you get 2 layers deep and they're just, like, openly reblogging from literal fascists with urls like poopenfarten-blitzkrieg and wojak icons talking about how much they hate women
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Tumblr Fandom: A Year in Review 2023
Tagged by @mistmarauder and I'm pretty sure I'm contractually obligated to do as she says so...
Top Five Blorbos: Eddie Diaz, Evan "Buck" Buckley, Patrick Jane, Edgin Darvis, Xenk Yendar
Top Five Fandoms: 9-1-1, Fast & Furious, Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves, The Mentalist, The Witcher
Top Five OTPs: Buddie, Xedgin, whatever the hell Dom/Brian is called (there is so little fanfic for them I am weeping), Jisbon, House/Shenanigans uh I mean House/Wilson/Cuddy
Shoutout to Some New Friends: @princessfbi and @tulipfromtheinternet have been very kind to me, leaving treats out on their porches for me to sniff. I even let them pet me after a few months of slowly earning my trust!
Shoutout to Some Old Friends: @mistmarauder and @catdadeddie are two friends I grew closer with this year, and have done a lot to restore my trust in people. They've put up with an unfair amount of prickliness and distrust on my part with grace and love. @evcndiaz has also put up with me dropping into her inbox with fun (horrifying) facts about human anatomy, which earns her a gold medal. And of course @givemeunicorns @devilsbrokerank @captainofthefallen and @extasiswings continue to be my rocks and remind me that there are good people in this world, and that some of those good people might actually love me.
Favorite Creation You Posted This Year: Genuinely I feel like with my Halloween fics I have done the best work in my fanfiction career. I'm shocked at how proud I am of the fanfics I put out this year, including my Wednesday fic and my Xedgin fics. It's impossible for me to choose a favorite.
Favorite Creation Posted by Someone Else This Year: @kittykatthetacodemon had me reading fic for fandoms and ships I'm not even in or shipping? she's just that fucking good? holy shit go watch Mag7 and then read her fics just. just do it.
People Who Brightened Your Year: @lisbonsteresa always and forever brightens my days, and it was a delight this year to be in the same fandom again as she got me hooked on The Mentalist, @mistmarauder always makes me laugh even (especially) when she's roasting me, and @extasiswings helped me get away from the real world a couple times when I needed it.
Anyone Else You'd Like to Mention: I'm so grateful to all of my readers, always. Your enthusiasm and comments are what keep me going. Thank you thank you thank you.
Five of Your Favorite Authors This Year: I'll be honest I have barely read any fanfic this year since I simply haven't had time but a quick shout out again to @kittykatthetacodemon because Mist forced me to read her fanfics at gunpoint and I've never been so happy to be at gunpoint after reading them. I've reread her Hobbs & Shaw fics literally a dozen times, she nails the hysterical over-the-top banter from the F&F films and it has me giggling every time.
Oh and @henswilsons. Forever and always making me laugh with your delightful fics. Never stop, dear.
Five of Your Favorite Artists/Gifmakers/Podficcers/Etc. This Year: @captain-hen so many times I see a gifset that makes me insane and it's by you, you menace. @like-the-rest-of-la lovely art from a lovely person. @bucksketch you make art that has me screeching and twirling my hair and kicking my feet. @mistmarauder your podfics, babe, you know how much I adore them. Um I'm terrible at remembering urls (I'm even worse with names). Uh. Um. Uhhhh. Uhhhhhhh... *we're all still waiting days later*
Three Things You're Looking Forward to in 2024: 9-1-1 SEASON SEVEN BABEEEEEEY
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