every song is a ship song if you’re in too deep

I MISS MIIVERSE :( children are super funny

Reductress kinda went off with this one not gonna lie

Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this

[covered in blood] dont worry sam is in her 4 hour bath

if you’re happy for literally any reason no matter how “small” or “stupid” you’re winning in this world as far as I can tell

oomf shot me in the head with a 9mm round lmfaooooo 😂😂 i survived and im coming for them

i think it shld be more widespread for ppl to read aloud to each other as a means of spending time together. like even just a bunch of adults sitting together reading wikipedia articles or something

would you a marry a swiftie with the same politics as you or a fascist with the same taste in art as you

this website has elevated suicide bait to an immaculate artform perfected like no other culture in history

at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing

Wakey wakey, Mister Freeman. Hands off... snakey. Not that I... wish to imply you have been cranking on the job. No one is more deserving of a tug, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until... well, let's just say your hour has... cum again.

2007

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