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Three ships: Dean/Castiel, Jo Yeong/Kang Sin jae, James Flint/ Miranda Barlow/ Thomas Hamilton

First ever ship: Mulder/Scully, probably? I didn’t really ship-ship anything until I tumbled headlong into SPN. I did write two (2) Draco/Hermione fics that nobody here will ever lay their eyes on. 

Last song: Starman/ David Bowie

Last movie: Knives Out: Glass Onion 

Currently reading: In between books, but the last thing I read was “How We Disappeared” by Jing Jing Lee. 

Currently watching: Tree with Deep Roots (SOB!!!)

Currently consuming: A multivitamin tablet for my sins

Currently craving: A hug from my bestie (and a year long sabbatical where I don’t have to do anything except read and write)

Tag (no obligation!) : @cupofteaandstars @rosyfingered-moon, @siterlas @sidewaystime

Beautiful Spouse’s Rewatch Thoughts SPN 09x15 #thinman

“Duck face” “Is that a Chihuahua on her shirt?” Probably back when the Taco Bell dog was popular

“Oh I forgot about that” “You’re going to fkn die” “Ope. We’re calling 911 now.” “Close the one side but not the other!” “just stay on the line; it’ll be fine. The cops will save you” “to protect and to serve…donuts” “what a bitchy thing to say” “might want to get those rear bushings looked at” “Is this some Ghostfacers shit?” pounding his fist in the air

“Son of a bitch. Such a dean thing to say” “what’s the dickens?” it’s a saying “I know” “Who the fuck names their kid Tray? One of my cousins named their kid Tray” “Are they dead?” They didn’t just hire them back for the episode

“Oh” laughter

“The web design is hilariously Hollywood” “Is there a specific band of EMF they’re looking for? They mention power lines but wifi is still a thing. Bluetooth and fkn cell phones. Goddamn everything has a radio in it, even my cock has a SIM card installed” “What is this fkn carving? He’s got like a jock strap. Is this Paul Bunyan and Babe the blue ox?” “Need to talk to his tailor. Those pants fit real good” “Why do people like to stalk other people that they don’t like on the internet? It’s just dumb and complicated. Just get over it” “See! He agrees with me!!” “Are the bereaved parents home for this? They’re just making a film about how the girl died in the closet. Idk if the family would be ok with it” “It’s probably just your pits bro” “That’s just creepy” “pussy” “What do you think about that backsplash?” “All you gotta do is take a pano shot on an iPhone and you’ve got thinman” “Talking about a case here. Why are we mixing that with whatever” “I believe this is our Mr. Tray again” “At least he drives a wagon. Brings him up a few notches” “autistic boy’s goldfish? Or the goldfish is autistic? I think it’s the boy’s goldfish” “Are they leaving because they’re scared or something?” “really?” “The woods is where trees hang out” “Wouldn’t you blind yourself in oncoming traffic?” “I was going to say the same thing - good times man” “so the park bench is deep in the woods?” “oopsie” “Is he trying to say that they’re the guys without the cream filling?” “Pile shapes. That’s good” “Might want to charge that camera battery too” “How can you say it’s not real when he just got stabbed by it?” “Did he staple his gut together?” “some space bitch” “It went” “the fuck?” “Do they not have enough money to put a roof on this set?” “Just fkn swallows every time Sam is trying to be serious” “Is that a Jaegermeister fridge thing?” “My parents let me have a blimp in my room when I was a kid. I’d fill it up and hang it off the ceiling. Wanna know what it said? Jaegermeister” “Doesn’t even have a bolt. You didn’t need to pick it in the first place” “huh” “what the fuck is that?” “what the fuck” “That’s not adhered very well” “Good reason to have a beard. Can’t tape your mouth down properly” “really?” “that whole meme thing did not age” “Thanks Dean. Oh never mind” “sound design is good” “that hollow reverb like they’re outside near a bunch of metal things. Old shipping yard or something. It’s nice” “Kinda fucked your friend over there bud” “He doesn’t look too happy” “Isn’t the show usually over by now?” “Why would you be in a rocking chair when you’re old with your old college roommate?”

On todays episode of “what‘s going on in tags this blog owner lurks“, we feature a special guest! A big round of applause for…“tags I only check out because they’ve been trending for multiple days and that’s an insane amount of time for a tumblr tag to be trending“! But now, here are today‘s badly cryptic one-sentence news of the tags being looked into!

*ahem*

Your Romance finally came back from the war and is now more chemical than ever before

Mouse ignores outcry of masses over lack of muscles and PS3 looking graphics, still estimated to gain billions of dollars anyways

The Spy Job market has yet to slow down from gaining height ever since the discovery that they can, in fact, also be family

Train muppet still wishes to fistfight god and is being isekai‘d into every AU in existence in the process

Just like the weather, with the upcoming season it’s likely the giant ball of light in (the) Sky will become a deadly laser. Don’t forget to bring your capes with you!

Unknown Fruit Orbs have been targeting the heads of tumblr blogs located under trees, causing Force Equations to be replaced by slightly more memes than usual. Still mostly just coffee & collegeblock pics though.

Study shows: Ducks are adorable

Old dog => not dead dog? Will we finally see the day the dog does indeed not die after all these years of knowing the dog always dies? Stay tuned for more!

Different study shows: Frög is also adorable

On a different note, we are currently being informed of sightings of the tags "spn“ and "dream smp“, however it is yet unclear if this is an isolated event or if it will continue to grow. For your own safety, caution is advised and any blogs in near vicinity are recommended to stay indoors until further notice.

This concludes today‘s news, a good rest of the day/evening/night to all of you and I hope to see you again when we air next time!

not profitable since 2006…

HAPPY "GRIPPED HIM TIGHT AND RAISED HIM FROM PERDITION" ANNIVERSARY!!!!

on this day 13 years ago, Castiel saved Dean from hell and fell in love with him, and this caused my brain structure to be permanently altered <3

SO, my followers probably noticed that ever since the Fateful Day of nov 5th 2020, i have been entirely unable to shut up about these two and their lovestory. sorry for having good opinions. but as today marks the FIRST “ghtarhfp” anniversary since destiel has become canon, i thought i would celebrate by posting a new destiel drawing, every day, for a week

so this marks the beginning of Destiel Anniversary Week here on Faunina dot Tumblr dot com!! you are invited to either party along or to start running now <3

(pretty much all of these pieces are redraws of old, VERY old and self indulgent fanart. putting the comparison for this one under the cut!)

this comparison only has the sketch to this piece, which i drew all the way back in 2020. behold!! the glow up!!

All of us while obsessing over lamps and trees and promo pics

My beautiful yet disaster of a PowerPoint on PowerPoint Night.

Season 3 Au where Sam outs all Supernatural creatures to the general public just so he can sue Lilith for improper legal contracts

Jack, to the Monster of the Week: Don’t talk to me or my dad or my dad’s dad or my dad’s aunt or my other dads or my dads’ mom or my dads’ dad or my dads’ Uncle Bobby or my Uncle Bobby or my mom or my mom’s shitty ex or any of my mom’s shitty ex’s brothers ever. again.

Jack: I want a tree house

Cas:

why isn’t “a gay realization” called a “religaytion”

Jump and I’ll Kiss You

a/n: backstory: i do prof theatre and had to do this with a woman who was like 5’10”. i’m 5’2”and thicc  and the unbridled joy that i got from holding a woman taller than me and making out with her was insane so have this

notes: i love my baby kiri. hope he’s not ooc whoops. requests are open :) find my masterlist here

pairing: kirishima eijirou x gn!reader | genre: fluff | warnings: none :) | word count: 669

So, kiri is beefy and tall af and only gets bigger as time goes on

kiri is Big Big size kink go brrr

No matter how big you think you are, next to kiri, you’re wrong, mans is always gonna be massive af

Embrace the fact that mans makes you feel so fucking small (good ways only)

Denki saw that meme with the shit of like jumping at someone and seeing what their reaction would be and if they would drop whatever they had or smth to catch you

And since Kiri is massive and you, his s/o, is small, Denki thought it would be funny to see what your reaction would be and so he presents this idea to Kiri

Yours and Kiri’s relationship is pretty playful and y’all will do harmless and cute lil pranks to each other every do often

But only like small stuff and they’re not even really pranks

And Kiri is all for this idea bc he’s also curious. Like, he knows you obviously are strong af bc you’re also in the hero course and if Kiri has anything to say about it you’re also one of the best so like,,,, you have to be strong

But kiri is big

So he was thinking that he was going to be too big for it to actually work and that he was gonna make y’all fall over but then he would have his lil heroic moment and catch you both and maybe you would gasp and then playfully hit his chest before smiling that pretty little smile and leaning in all so very cute--

Mans thought he was prepared to say the least

Eijirou was fully not prepared for the situation he had somehow ended up in.

What was supposed to happen was that he, at Denki’s urging, would run and jump at you, startle you so that you would maybe fall and Eijirou could swoop in with the manliest of moves and maybe even get a little kiss from it, too.

What was not supposed to happen was Eijirou’s brain malfunctioning from overheating.

Eijirou was aware of how massive he was compared to most of everyone around him. Sure, he still had room to really grow into himself, but he was well on his way there. And Eijirou completely dwarfed you. If he was being honest, sometimes he would be terrified of accidentally hurting you.

But, instead of catching you off guard, Kirishima Eijirou played himself.

When he had run and jumped at you, he was fully not expecting to be caught and held so steadily. You were in the middle of a conversation when suddenly your boyfriend had called out your name, barely giving you enough time to look over. Your mind was a little slow, but your body was faster, only stumbling back a little due to the sheer force of Eijirou barrelling at you. You hoisted him up, hands sliding under his thighs to keep him sturdy.

“Eijirou, what the hell are you doing?”

Cue Eijirou’s brain malfunction because, first question, how in the fuck. He was huge! And you were so small! Even with all the training that you do, determined to be the best you could, there was no way you could catch him, let alone hold him. Right? Wrong.

Second question and the one that lit him up like a Christmas tree and made him burn hotter than Todoroki’s fire: fuck, why was this kinda hot?

“Eijirou? Ei, baby, are you--” you grin wickedly when you connect the burning blush on his cheeks. Your grip tightens as you spn him around, giggling when you chastely kiss him. You squat to put him down and when you stand back up again, his hands are still on your shoulders, cheeks flaming as he’s slowly processing what just happened. You laugh when he nervously chuckles.

“That was…”

“Pretty fucking manly, huh?”

Eijirou gulps out a breathless “yeah” which only causes your grin to grow a little more wickedly smug.

taglist: @samwrights​, @mayaoliviee​, @luluwiie​

Joy List 🌈

Time to make a list of things that bring me joy! I LOVE these. I was tagged by some wonderful people, @unbridgeabledistances you eternally delightful soul and @howlinchickhowl my most beloved dingus. Alright here we go, it's a beautiful day and I am feeling some JOY 🧡💚💜

1. the way my partner is constantly picking up our cat

2. the way she lounges so hard in his arms and looks hilarious while doing so

3. hanging out around a bonfire with friends late into the night

4. the way my hair smells after hanging out around a bonfire with friends late into the night

5. getting into a bubble bath when you're chilly and being in there for like an hour, which i did earlier today

6. the japanese maple tree next to our deck

7. sour beer

8. waking up in the morning with my curls intact on a day that i don't want to wash my hair

9. reading fic!!

10. the gallavich fandom here on tumblr. i just think you're all so neat. talented, welcoming, funny, delightful. what a pleasure to find that this exists!

11. when my cat yields the cozy red chair in our living room and i get to curl up in it and enjoy it myself

12. piling up a bunch of blankets on the bed and making a nest

13. my completely unhinged and incoherent conversations with my beloved @domeyebrowcastiel about spn/destiel & shameless/gallavich

14. the way that so many of my favorites are releasing new music right now. this was on my previous joy list too, but it's still happening!

15. talking with @howlinchickhowl every day. i am so fucking glad i found this brilliant, funny, talented, beautiful idiot.

16. getting goosebumps from watching michael gandolfini play young tony soprano in the many saints of newark. oof

17. the weather getting cooler and the days getting cozier and spooookier

18. my collection of flannels and ugly grandpa sweaters

19. being sent stupid memes from my friends whose love language is sending stupid memes

20. kinktober! woof

Tagging @domeyebrowcastiel @gallawitchxx @arrowflier @phillipgallagher @grossmickey @yeah-all-of-it @ma-milkovich @okaydays @7x10mickey if you've been tagged already or don't want to do it then this is just me saying hello 🙃

I think that I'm getting exhausted, that these spn insights/revelations are too much, then there's a slight lull, and I get mildly worried that this rollercoaster is over. However, evidently it's the ride that never ends! There's always a new loop-the-loop/loop-de-loop.

Yeah it’s up and down, up and down, frankly I am exhausted and overwhelmed at this point, I really wish someone from the CW or from the writing team stepped the fuck up and finally started talking because this whole thing is really starting to have a bad effect on me and from what I see on others, too. 

Like, you can go and say ‘you are just too invested :/’ but??? The CW made actual money on us being that invested and now we are the only ones left with the consequences. Apart from some hilarious memes and posts I really wish someone gave us closure and clarification once and for all so we can finally move the fuck on because we’re being given scraps here and there and the whole thing now lasts far too long for a show that ended almost a month ago. 

I am actually in the transition from loving this whole craziness to being actually tired by it. Come on, say what the original ending was supposed to be, show us the whole 15x18 script, leak the whole scene. We’ll watch, read, discuss, take a breath and move on. The show is over, no one can hurt them now, right? 

I actually miss the TJLC Sherlock conspiracy times because this whole thing lasted like 1 week* and then it was over because Apple Tree Yard aired and it was an actual show and not a secret episode (*shocked_pikachu.jpg*) and we all moved on and decided to erase season 4 from our collective memory. But this thing here with Supernatural? It is so stretched in time it starts to reek. It’s sad. /rant over

*ok i know tjlc didn’t last only for a week but far more but i mean the peak time between the last ep of season 4 and the airing of apple tree yard

ciao italia, ti amo <3

can you explain the lamp thing? I keep hearing about it but I don't keep up super well with spn

lamp was just some meta that the fandom had about 15x10 hero’s journey with the scene of Dean tap dancing alone, and then grabbing the lamp as his dancing partner. castiel=lamp, dean=moth. sprung a TON of excellent memes

here is some of that meta, though I knew there were others too!

here’s another one

after what we got for a finale, it truly begs the question: WHY LAMP? (See also, WHY BARN? WHY ONION FIELD? WHY TREE?)