Beautiful Spouse’s Rewatch Thoughts SPN 12x17 The British Invasion

“Which one is Ketch? I assume that’s what we’re dealing with here” “what kind of weird hazing is this?” “trying to make us feel bad for this shitter?” “we should learn sign language” “I don’t know what just happened” “cuz you’re an asshole” “but the princes are like a level below Lucifer, right?” They’re like the first demons “she hasn’t aged a day. It’s magic” “hell of a watermelon” “is that true, or is it a story he just tells himself?” “how do you not smell bullshit in all of that?” “what the hell” “m a l e” laughter

“When is this all going to go horribly wrong?” “I assume they’re going to keep the colt forever now” “I mean she was getting sketched out by Dagon so might as well” “well he’s fkn dead” “so Mick is going to become a shitter then” laughter “what a fkn weirdo” “doctor’s orders” “oopsie hee see” “saw that coming. Just didn’t know when” “don’t dry fire it. He didn’t so it’s ok” “that didn’t last very long. I thought we got more of Mr. Nice Guy before he went all postal”

“Fuckers”

Beautiful Spouse’s Thoughts The Winchesters 01x06 Art of Dying

We are watching the episode live on-air today

“Are we running away from the akreeda?” “Is this Millie? Maybe? No.” “Don’t turn around all slow like” “Why would you put the sigil on wood slats?” “She fell, right? That’s what’s wrong with her leg” “That was pretty extreme dude” “What is she at peace with?” “Anger issues already cropping up with John” “Based on what we know of John later on, he definitely didn’t take to the hippie vibes” “Hot” “Is this the equivalent of multiple cell phones?” “Why is there sharp shit hanging on the wall in a moving vehicle?” “Nobody is buckled in and there’s knives hanging out everywhere” “John doesn’t really belong with them” “No wonder he ended up hunting solo - he wants everything his way 100%” “The heart glasses are fkn amazing” “She’s still in the barn? They just left the body” “Why ask when they don’t even know yet?” “Is this all music from the 70s?” “Was that her hunting partner or her partner?” “I really like their lens choices and they don’t take off the distortion from the wider shots and it has a nice vibe” Carlos has a crush

“I don’t think thats exactly what Mary wanted to hear” “how convenient. Literally her last hunt” “oh how nice. It just shows up” “Why not just cut off her head and instead get her arm?” “no one bothered to mention this new fact until now?” MEN’S TITS

“It didn’t splatter all over their white coats?” “Fkn car oil. Hell yeah” “gotta be a man” “it’s her friend, I think, but why would he be attacking?” “oh there ya go” “saw that coming” Jesus Christ 

“Maybe John should be here to hear all this” “thats a big if but whatever” “When was C4 invented?” “what is John trying to do? Oh, he’s working alone” “Oh yeah of course” “They really like doing shit with the eye in the show. It’s effective” “Way to go get yourself possessed” Lata, my beloved “They allowed himself to get possessed, and he beat your ass. You’re still worried about him? Maybe get mad at him later? Maybe tell him not to be a shithead later?” “I don’t remember this happening before. Talking and then going ‘oh man I feel better’ for a monster. It’s always been angry spirits fkn shit up” “yeah she’s doing it the right way by making a demon deal in the future” Carlos is wearing pink bots. How did I miss that? “So how is John going to get help and forget about all of this?” John is an angryboi

This is a cute sequence with Lata and John

Dean said righteous

Beautiful Spouse’s Rewatch Thoughts SPN 15x15 Gimme Shelter

“Is this fkn prison or what? School? Church? Homeless shelter”

“This is a very weird…the people who work those establishments are not like that at all” “Is this the first time we have a preacher with a non-crazy vibe? He’s probably the monster, though. Fkn religion and all that” “how many times have I said fuck for this thing you’re writing since we started? Not to mention the other blog” “nice shoes. Actually idk. I don’t like the white but they’re red though” “cursed objects? Yup. Alright” “I don’t like the gels in the shoes, though” “that’s funny” laughter

“The what thing?”

Mrs. Butters tried to kill Jack

“There’s that shit that didn’t make the recap” “he struggles with every interaction except color palette” “security cameras zoomed into that exact spot? How fortunate” “Who was the cowboy?” It was Cas

“How can there be such a thing?” “idk if my ears are fatigued or what, but the audio mix seems off on this one” “like the ambient noise is mixed in louder than normal, and the vocals seem more compressed than normal. The layering doesn’t make sense” “it’s not like that every scene so I think it was a mistake” “they’re going to try to help with a non-hunt? Some normal activity as opposed to paranormal activity?” “I suppose humans being shitty is pretty normal” “that was a good jumpscare. Not expecting whatever the hell that was” “that was funny but I wasn’t sure…how could they make that funny? What is she going to say to make that funny?” “this is Valerie, I take it. Ooooo” “is this supposed to be like Saw or something?” ��oops” laughter

“That’s just odd” “I usually associate musk, the smell, not with necessarily good things” “not very well spaced out circle’ “I understand why they did it. Good for the framing, but it looks weird” “well fkn speak up then” “pierogi? Mmmm” “the background noise is different throughout the episode” “who isn’t?” “good little speech” “didn’t see that coming” “didn’t see that coming either” “thought he was going to ask to go get the fingers. Suppose they didn’t fly off anywhere so he can still heal them” laughter

“This has got to fuck you up. Being the religious one on the wrong side of the angel” “is this a two-part episode, or does she die now?” “lot of patina on that truck” “goddammit dude. You can’t drop a bomb like that literally and not tell Sam and Dean” “those conversations never end well”

Beautiful Spouse’s Rewatch Thoughts SPN 14x16 Don’t Go in the Woods

“One helluva a fkn bathroom. I think I’d rather shit in the woods” “Is it a carnivorous toilet?” “they keep milking the security guard thing” “what was on the list that made jack do it?” “he’s fkn awkward as shit man” “how is it his fault now?” “what’s Lost Boys?” It’s a movie about gay vampires I think

“Is he going to get the beer anyway?” “that’s a lot of moss” “you’ve got a flashlight. Fkn point it. Jackass” “sure. Thats…seems healthy” “aren’t those going to be missed in the library?” “how many times are we going to mention rugaru somethings?” “yeah good times” “idk if that’s the appropriate reaction to that” “that guy’s mustache is crimes against humanity” “of course that’s the only rational approach” “convenient” “surprised PeePee isn’t freaking out with all the whistling” (PeePee doesn’t like whistling) “might want to grab that blade and learn how to throw” “that’s some fkn x files bullshit right there” “he won’t be alive if you stab the kid through the heart with a silver blade” “Jack’s not fine anymore” laughter

Beautiful Spouse’s Rewatch Thoughts SPN 13x16 Scoobynatural

“What the fuck is going on?” laughter

Laughter “oh what” laughter

Laughter “she’s delicate? I”d be more worried about the car and getting the tv home” “what the hell?” “well because it’s gonna” laughter

“They could have kept making supernatural cartoons. I’d watch it. They did that with Trailer Park Boys. Totally different genre but ya know” “I could watch Jensen cartoon characters all day long. Hell yeah” laughter

“Pretty good” “who’s Marmaduke?” “That cartoon food looks really good.” It does

“Down the hatch” “Hell yeah brother” laughter “too good” “I think you appreciate these the 2nd time around”

The first time around you were like “what the fuck” “SUPER gas” “That’s what you get after you eat there” “They gave Sam a lot of forehead wrinkles. It’s funny” “They’re really leaning into the colonel jokes” “I never really watched Scooby Doo. Did you” yeah

It’s funny because Velma came out as a lesbian

“Little darker than normal Scooby Doo, eh?” laughter

“When’s that bear going to wake up?” “zoinks” laughter “what” “hopefully the fruit is still ok” “at least Cas didn’t wait by the phone this time” “South Dakota” “really? Why now?” “For once they agree to stay together” laughter “what” “uh huh”

Classic Scooby Doo bit

“really?” “really Dean?”

“Ow” “Wouldn’t that completely fuck the dog’s spine?” laughter

Laughter “We’re doomed!”

“A Scooby Don’t?” “They blurbed it out? I want the unedited version” “Do they always do this Rue Goldberg shit?” yeah “I don’t think I’ve ever seen a full episode of Scooby Doo. This is probably the most I’ve ever watched” “Can’t the ghost float?” It’s a cartoon dude “Holy oil? Oh salt circle” “How did it get in the TV?” “Is the guy a shifter?” “Is Cas going to put Shaggy’s arm back?” “what a cock” laughter “what the hell man” “I really don’t like mixing cartoons with real life, but I’ll take it since it’s this show” “Who are the Cartwright Twins?” So There’s a joke about that

“We can’t just find the pocket knife

“Could have tried to disassemble the TV, but that’s not how we do things” laughter

“They’re not going to be able to melt the blade so they’re just burning the plastic off” “So if you’re possessing a steel object, does fire need to touch it? Or does it need to melt? Like what happens?” “what the hell? Why?” “This is a thin ending” It’s a Scooby ending. It’s always the real estate magnate

Laughter “what a fkn nerd”

Beautiful Spouse’s Rewatch Thoughts SPN 13x02 The Rising Son

“This version of supernatural is so weird. It’s so different than how we started” “Do we even have monsters of the week anymore?” “that’s pretty extreme. You didn’t even need to break their necks, but he did anyway” “so he’s on level with Dagon with the yellow eyes?” laughter

“Jack can totally hear you btw” “To be fair, there’d be a lot of road noise in the car” “They have Mary miked differently” “angel incoming? What are we dealing with here?” “I would have run off too” “this whole white tie thing - I’m not so sure about” “Idk if I’ve ever seen anyone wear a white tie with a white shirt before” “to be fair, they’d look more like rats” “intentionally dropping his voice?” “don’t throw him the Bible, because he’ll fkn read it and he’ll have a lot of questions for you tomorrow” “good enough” laughter

“God this would have been so much fun to watch on air”

You didn’t like the Jack storyline

“It’s such a departure than what we’re used to. I embrace it now” “He’s fkn gone now. Nope never mind” “What a fkn jackass” 🎶should have kept driving 🎶

“What the fuck” “His whole thing doesn’t make sense. Do you feel any different without an appendix?” No I don’t notice anything different 

“Cas said the same thing. I probably didn’t see that the first time.”

“Oh shit” “still going to fkn do it?” “probably didn’t care about this season last time because Cas died” “how many stages of grief and depression are we going to go through in one episode?” “This season is pretty rough. Cas exploded. How do you recover from that?” “fkn great” “oh hey bitch” “what a cock. Fkn hate this guy. They did a good job turning Lucifer into a villain, ya know?” “I know they were leading up to it, but I totally missed that.” “that guy is way stronger but his blood pressure is 10x stronger so idk” “nice throw” laughter “that’s the first thing that comes out of your mouth after that” “oh yeah. It’s the other guy. I took too long to figure that out” laughter

“We had leviathans. Now we have other world demons and shit. How bad can it be?” “they had to slow-mo the impact. Why would you do that?” “hey bitch” “really cool effect” “Is Asmodeus a one-episode character? Is Jack going to blow him to smithereens? Let’s see it” laughter “the hell is that supposed to mean?” “crunchy. I wonder how they got that sound effect” “end of the line for what?” laughter “fkn drama. Jesus h christ” “maybe don’t threaten the kid but you do you”

Beautiful Spouse’s Rewatch Thoughts SPN 12x11 Regarding Dean

“Hell yeah brother” “keep the rabbit. Friendly little guy” “why the fuck?” “that looks delicious” laughter

“Is that ad libbed? Had to be right?” “what is that?” A hex bag

“Couldn’t he be making sure he has all his keys?” “I guess not” “sorry I’m not that talkative” “that’s funny” “just keep swimming” “light stick” laughter

“Was I supposed to notice something?” laughter

Laughter “the fuck? This is a weird episode. I don’t mind it, but it’s weird ya know” “W” “Awesome?” laughter because Spouse got it right “What the hell was that?” “maybe double check that the witch is dead?” laughter “oh my god” “had to say it twice? Would have been funnier if they left it but whatever” “that’s a lot of post it notes” “some really vigorous reading” “what’s in a witch-killing bullet? Didn’t they explain it at some point?” “pretty funny” Jensen used to ride bulls as a young actor to make money “Oh for real” “good ole Texas boy”

Beautiful Spouse’s Rewatch Thoughts SPN 15x14 Last Holiday

“How could they possible cancel this shit?” “are they on a fkn ship or what?” “they make it sound super old” “Dean’s not wrong’ “what?” “sounds very scientific” “where’s the explosion?” “how the fuck did she get out or in?” “What’s the Dean Deluxe in this scenario?” “obviously” “too many letters on the spectrum I guess” “what year did she say?” “you know it’s old when it’s super yellow” “if the bunker was on standby mode the whole time, what powers do it have now?” “I mean shit that would have been real convenient to have” “ah yes” “threaten to kill the wood nymph within earshot of said wood nymph” “delicious” “sure it does” “oh monster radar. I see” “you won’t need to hire so many employees with that automation” “child like enthusiasm” “I don’t remember how this one goes bad” “what the fuck” “hmm”

“Are they trying to make us feel close to her, and then is she going to try to kill him?” “how many weeks have gone by? It’s like a whole ass year” laughter

“Guilty as fuck” “this could be a whole other show on its own” “they could do like an Alcatraz, that show that got cancelled, where they find old tapes from the MOL and the monsters are coming back in the future, and you gotta find the monsters in the present day. That sounds good” “excellent” laughter

“When does that shit turn back into a pumpkin?” “not going to get Dean involved? This is the equivalent of splitting up. They’re not working together” “fuck is she trying to do?” “there we go’

“Where’s the stab at?” “oh come on” “really going to let a grilled cheese sandwich distract you like that?” “that’s not good” laughter

“Figure out the trigger holy shit” “suppose not that kind of gun. I don’t think the hammer is back” “no it’s not cocked yet” “doesn’t she know about the end of the world? If she kills all 3 of them?” “Don’t fkn miss” “we’re pulling fingernails?” “are we going to show it? Of course we’re going to show it. Of course” “lot of strawberry jam” “if he can’t use his powers, how can he heal himself after all this crap?” “that’s not great” “the table is fine” “what is wrong with all these fkn ghost creature things?” “it’s all good now?” “where is she going to go?” “just going to let Mary Poppins run off into the fkn hills now?” “ok so they have all this radar now. They should figure out how to convert angel power to nymph power and get their radar back” “whipped cream and sprinkles? I’ll take it”

Beautiful Spouse’s Rewatch Thoughts SPN 15x03 The Rupture

“Is it the Rapture or the Rupture? Like a Ruptured scrotum?” It’s the Rupture

“Why would a demon need to hire an assassin?” “Has this whole season been multi-part? Is this the first time they’ve done this?” It’s the last season. No more MOTW

“Weren’t they just in FBI shirts?” “well that’s ominous” “that’s not that far down really” “never give up man” “that’s a load of shit” “how is she going to use this to her advantage, I wonder? That’s a total Rowena thing to do” “what?” “in their grill, huh?” “as long as you don’t steal my Weber” laughter

“How is Ketch alive still?” “thats kinda funny. Have they used that joke before?” “well he’s dead now I guess” “physics don’t apply, apparently” “why so passive aggressive?” “I think that’s the first time we’ve looked up from Hell. Other than Dean being on the rack” “The reverb they chose has too much of a tail for the height of the room” “we haven’t been done to hell in a while” “how much of Enochian actually exists? Is it like the Tolkien shit?” “just break the box. It’s just a wood box” “don’t kill belphegor just yet” “why would he get the bullshit in the way? If hell isn’t going to exist anymore” “where’d you come up with that number? I don’t think it’s a real thing” “Is Belphegor going to be the new Crowley?” “why isn’t Cas running?” “don’t just stand there - throw it” “don’t fuck this up” “oh come on” “how is he not thinking about the rest of the mission here?” “goddammit” “isn’t that what Jack did to the other guy?” “more sacrifice” “huh” “For real?” “quick climber” “don’t actually fkn do it, you asshole” “that’s a lot of sound effects” “Queen of Hell or what?” “for real? We’re going to kill them all off one by one like this?” “What a crock of shit” “yup physics clearly not a thing” 🎶back to the bunker🎶

“No more benzene leak” “yeah your shoulder is still fucked though” Divorce arc time!!

“Why do you have to say shit? You ruined it”

Beautiful Spouse’s Rewatch Thoughts SPN 15x02 Raising Hell

“Does it smell bad or what? You aint sneaking around with that scarf” “that really wasn’t disemboweling” “idk if that’s cool but sure” “are they possessed now?” “hey bitch” “they don’t seem like much beer drinkers” “gonna say” “Amara?” “God, Chuck is so weird” “we’re slipping in advertising? Really?” “Dean’s not very good at telling Rowena No. I think she just wants it more now” “wouldn’t you want to wear that chain under your gun strap?” “feel like this is an old closed down facility. No real meat pack would be this fkn dirty all the time” “Is that Belphegor?” “oh hey shit. Family reunion” “why the fuck are we chopping shit?” laughter “that was kinda funny” “Belphegor is kinda cool” “mmhmm” “Rowena’s calling him butch? What does that mean?” “that was very exaggerated” “cock blocked” “that was pretty fast to come back” “still got it going with the hair gel” “Sam, why don’t you swallow some more. Fuck” “why did he take his iron off?” “rowena enjoyed that quite a lot” “Also Ketch is shot a lot. Maybe go heal him?” “not going to slap him on the shoulder?” “cock blocked” “I thought you couldn’t power it up? Once it dips, it’s dipped?” “dick digging” “is it going to close on Kevin before he gets out/“ “that’s a lot of backlighting” “uh huh”

“Exactly”

Beautiful Spouse’s Rewatch Thoughts SPN 15x01 Back and to the Future

“This is the last season?” Yup. Our blog is almost over

“Hopefully it’s the end of that cocksucker. I’m done staring at Nick/Lucifer. Early seasons Lucifer was fine, but he just got horrible” “that was a halfassed jump kid. Kinda funny” “Unless he was running him over” “what in the hell” “feel like we’ve been in this crypt dungeon shit before” “might want to reinforce that fkn door” “just that easy huh?” laughter

Laughter “what the fuck” “get to the point already. Jesus Christ” “they cut their hands way too fkn much. There’s gotta be easier ways” “so if they can blast away demons like that, why didn’t they know that spell earlier?” “Seems a little…” “Is this a different birthday party than the last episode?” “uh fine” “thats a lot of acid in that fkn makeup or something” “Jesus” “so now that Jack is gone, they had to repurpose his actor or something/“ “that’s it? They have more people alive on the planet right now but I suppose they keep sending them to the empty” “we never had a season on the empty” “it’s turtles all the way down. We gotta go to the empty and then what happens after that?” “just got attacked by a fkn zombie shit and you’re worried about some guy in the woods?” “wasn’t that some season 1 shit?” “well that sucks” “They’d be more efficient at it the 2nd time. I’d watch that show” “you should have picked a different brand. Fuck chamberlain” “see?” “this is why you need laser pointers. Get his attention then start banging on the glass” “get in the car and drive through the door already. Holy shit” “just kick the door down” “of course I’ve never faced off with a fkn killer clown I guess” “thanks to educational TV, I will now know how to kill one” “And we get the cliff notes version because everything came back so it’s like a little short study guide” “how would the FBI have anything to do with this?” “what?” “talking like human camel hybrids here?” “he’s doing a good um DiCaprio thing.” “just like Pokemon - walk into someone’s house and say what’s up bitch” “wanna trade? I’ve got shotgun shells; I’ll take two poke balls. and some angel grace too” “that’s a weird lens choice for that. The picture got less distorted as he went down the stairs. It was weird” “really?” “wouldn’t he already have the gun cocked at that point? He had a weird cocking sound when they were found. Seriously? What the fuck is wrong with you?” “see whenever’s it’s sam’s fault. It’s not the editor’s fault, it’s Sam’s fault” “Don’t lie to her like that” “eardrums destroyed” “that’s good” “like you do” “Michael 1.0 is in the Cage? He’s back on the loose” laughter 

Laughter “it’s absurd” “oh that’s not good” “one problem at a time” “oh he’s fkn dead” “FBI OPEN UP” “lot of screaming for not much throat” “is he going to take the cop?” “sawed off shotgun angel” “they need that for a spell or something?” Yeah they said that

“Ouch” “that would actually kill you” “could you imagine filming that? YOu’re just some make-uped chick in the pond. Holy shit that’s so funny to me. What do you do when the scene is over?” laughter

“It’s so far fetched dude” “he cocked it after the first shot and didn’t need to cock it again. It was ready to go” “are you trapping them all inside or outside?” “oh yeah more self sacrifice. Excellent” “there’s no way he could run that fast and laugh like that at the same time” “might want to keep moving. Spell’s going to fail eventually. Especially these demon ones; they’re kinda shit” “surprised Cas doesn’t have a tie clip” laughter “Thats pretty funny” “you can also go forward and backward. In a 3D maze, you could go upward and downwards, too” “This is just a maze for 90 degree corners too. There are other types of mazes. Like spiral mazes or the corn maze” “hell yeah brother. Let’s do it” “it’s fkn party time”

Beautiful Spouse’s Rewatch Thoughts SPN 14x05 Nightmare Logic

“Hunters using body cams now? I know it’s a gopro” “What is this place? A mauselum?” “wouldn’t you want to keep that pretty dry?” “directly huh?” “popped collar” “Business up front. Party in the back!” “I wanna bring back the mint condition glasses. I need to find a pair to try on” “something something FBI” “Who’s Harrison and Burn?” I don’t know

“who says that? She’s got good bones” laughter

“I thought they were going to go back to Apocalypse World?” “was she talking about her sex life?” “uh huh” “of course Sam would say that” “and he calls himself a hunter? Walks right past a fire pit and doesn’t inspect” “wouldn’t it be cheaper and effective use of materials to share a bolt with the handles? Send a bolt through both handle holes instead of offsetting it? I don’t understand why you’d do that’

“The hell is that look for?” “she’s next. Probably. And that’s where they get you” “Did she just jump down the stairs in heels? is that what I saw?” “yeah that’s crazy” “To be fair, it looks like she sprained her ankle. Maybe that’s why she fell down” “so this one time when I was at the babysitter’s, we were playing dress up, and you put heels on because you’re trying to figure out what the hell that was about. And there’s no way I’ll ever be able to understand that bullshit” “maybe don’t just go single file” laughter “what was that?” “funky music dude” “got the whole red lights thing going on with the wood” “Wait. That’s either the bluntest widest beveled edge I’ve ever seen or he’s turning it into a blunt object. Cause Dean is holding the file flat ya know?”

Laughter

“What’s a Benzo?” It’s a sedative

“More daddy issues huh?” “like Elsa” 🎶let it go / let it gooo🎶

🎶watch him go right through that door 🎶

“looks like another surefire” “They’ve got an expensive taste in flashlights in these later seasons” “maybe stop talking and work faster?” “I assume they’re poking a ghost thing” “oh hey’ “is that an angel blade?” “🎶don’t let go / don’t let go🎶

“Yeah about that baggage you were talking about. You get to ask about it and deal with it all in the same episode. Imagine that” laughter

“That’s quite the twist” “is he going to shoot him anyway/ More than once. Got it” “You don’t know my family” “they’re just going to leave that cliff hanger? Where’s the family drama? We were promised family drama” “they don’t think its weird at all? Mary running off with other world Bobby?” “that was a very awkward goodbye” “can’t the brilliant hacker make a robot calling system to call all the hunters?”

Beautiful Spouse’s Rewatch Thoughts SPN 14x02 Gods and Monsters

“Chained up in a church. Oh yeah this is normal church activity” “are we trying to find a recipe to make an angel?” “Is this like the Grey Wardens in Dragon Age?” “I don’t know if I like this title card as much” “Maybe let’s not slam our fkn laptop shut?” ���fkn ominous” “I find it very hard to take Nick’s character seriously” “this is a very western Minnesota accent” “little bit closer” “Maybe Dean has a little bit of influence after all” “how unfortunate. Feel like you’d get the last name up front” “2 months ain’t too bad. That’s what? 4-6 episodes?” “doesn’t every kid say that?” “as Dean would say? Is Dean calling Cas a basic bitch?” “patience and persistence are boring” “kid just wants to slay some bitches” “I dig the suit. More of a tuxedo” “the lighting feels really off right here. Feels kinda sitcom-y” “this is the part where you kill Nick” “idk. Nick seems petty enough to the murdering type” “fun, obviously” “I want to know where she got that scar” “wood chips falling on the ground is a nice touch” “the helluva a drink? Cognac?” “just between us girls’ “Thought she said R. Kelly for a minute” “can none of them roll their collars down? Only one with a low collar is Castiel” “Cas has very good posture in that moment. He’s not always the best with his posture though” “that’s a weird stance to take” “ok” “feel like something like that you’d never forget” “so…Nick’s going to turn into the devil anyway? Typical”

“Thanks bobby” “might still want to chop their heads off” “Good enough” “somebody’s hiding a bite, I imagine” “is there any lore about evicting angels?” “what? Fkn that easy huh?” “that dude probably didn’t do it. I imagine he got paid off or something so now Nick is going to murder that guy too”

Beautiful Spouse’s Rewatch Thoughts SPN 14x01 Stranger in a Strange Land

“Oh yeah Dean let his bitchass in” Yeah that’s why Cas was upset

“To be fair, he thought everyone was going to die” “who is this asshole?” “Oh we haven’t met him yet” “Wasn’t sure if this was Ketch in some disguise, but you get a better look at his face and realize he’s a different guy” “I mean it didn’t take 21 guesses at least” “Aren’t there only so many angels? Do we have time for Michael to be picking on the little guy?” “Do we have a whole fkn season without Dean now? What’s the fkn point?” “What’s the brown acid?” Idk. Drugs? “the hell is Cas doing in Detroit?” “that was the fakest fkn yawn I’ve ever seen.” “Maybe if you swallow while you yawn, it’ll help. Sarcasm, obviously” “gypsy vampires. Ok”

“You can’t say that anymore, right?” Yes that word is a slur

“Sam, you’re so full of shit’ “what the hell kind of shithead cause Cas to pray to god?” “those are some really douchey sunglasses” “can’t Cas reach across the table and burn this guy out?” “Really?” “Is it morning or night?” “Is this the angel one?” “OH yeah of course” “it’d be a little less difficult if Sam didn’t wear a v-neck under your goddamn flannel” “Are you gaslighting Jack with the nodding?” I get it - Sam nods like a bird

“I suppose he’s always chomping on those rocks” “Who is in bitch block? 7B?” ‘is that Lucifer? That can’t be right” “interesting. Sounds like he has the same demeanor as Lucifer” “why are they bothering with this guy? I know you don’t want to kill the vessel but it’s fkn Lucifer” “He already said yes once. Does he need permission again if Lucifer comes back?” “you all should invest in better security. Feel like they’re getting more popular” “gonna suck harder than Dyson V8.” “that’s when you say balls” “the better the bait, the better the catch” “a 4th D?” “quit chewing your goddamn fingernails. Horrible habit” “this is all they brought?” “what the fuck?” “yeah, I think you do” “something something go to hell?” “that’s a lot of slow-mo and close ups” “that was a lot of time to explain how to stab someone” “cooked him” “thats a pretty good line. I’ll give Sam that much” “well ya know” “not sure if icing the headache with a beer then consuming the beer will help” “can’t they ever shower or use a little peroxide or something?” “despite all the fighting and sweating, they have a fairly oil free complexion” “Jack’s getting really good at that phrase” “did he store his phone and his keys in the same fkn pocket? I don’t think I’d trust anyone who ever does that. No, I don’t think so but still” “what the fuck. We’re making allegiances with monsters now?”

Beautiful Spouse’s Rewatch Thoughts SPN 13x20 Unfinished Business

“He’s walking too straight to be drunk. There’s no way” “fake as fuck but ok” “he didn’t even shatter the bottle. This is the worst open in a long time” “Wow’ “There’s too much range to take in. What the fuck” “The teeth are super cheesy. Not the good kind of cheese but like velveeta. The kind that’ll give you the shits” “What is Gabriel is twisting his shoe for anyway? There’s no grip in those loafers” “This is top 5 most obnoxious openers I’ve seen. Not great” “Did he stab through himself? So he stabbed himself to stab the other guy? That’s fucked up” “So he did that and there’s no hole in his coat? Must be a really expensive coat” “Why does Dean’s shirt match the decor?” “hell yeah brother” “I will say that after we discovered magic fingers, that we too bought a vibrating bed. It’s very nice” “Thank you Dean Winchester. You’ve changed my life” We don’t use it very often

“But I think about Dean every time we vibrate the bed” “what are we crapping on?” “what the fuck is that suit? That tie is awful” “Do we have an inter dimensional phone call/ What does that cost?” “what reminds Gabriel of raspberries?” “So why is Gabriel scared of these demigods? Is’t he an archangel?” “ok. That’s one way to get Gabriel on your side…not?” “Why does this look like a corn crib or something? Are they drying grain in here?” “that place would chap my ass too” “that’s unfortunate” “oh hi” “we’re really leaning hard into this trickster shit” ==== we both fell asleep during this episode so we’re picking it up =====

“Why the hell would Dean go in alone?” “He’s got some crazy ass angel who wants to put himself in danger; you should let him I guess” “Same actor? Different character?” “background music is kinda cool” “when he’s going to stab loki’s ass” “shotgun stuff” “Did I miss something out here?” “this part is really slow” “That was super lame” “I agree” “what the fuck is wrong with these two?” “god they’re so fucked in the head dude” “Jesus fuck” 🎶self-sacrificing bullshit🎶

Beautiful Spouse’s Rewatch Thoughts SPN 13x19 Funeralia 

“Oh hey bitch” “Did we see her last episode?”

“Her drink is purple” “Who the hell is this guy? He’s fkn stacked” laughter

“Um hello” laughter

“Her phone has a headphone jack. I wonder what it is. iPhone 6 maybe?” “what the fuck is happening? It’s not her party, but she’s the only one dancing. I don’t understand what’s going on” “wait. That’s the person she gave the purse to. Is the purse ok? I want to know what’s in the purse.” laughter “ok” “what time is it anyway?” “he went from drinking coffee to drinking beer.” “wait a second” laughter

“How does he not plow through a ball handler joke without laughing at himself?” “you done swallowing yet Sam? Fuck he swallows everything he sees” “middle aged man walking through a child’s playground with a knife. Excellent” “I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone ride a rail like that.” “that’s not ominous” “He’s fkn coping on that horse thing” “It’s almost like heaven is only 2 sets” “what the fuck” “I didn’t realize Idaho is the Gem State” “idk if I’ve ever been to Idaho.” “that’s not creepy at all” “why would you keep a warm cheeseburger? Put that in the fridge” “is she watching them jerk off or what?” “Maybe the reapers are into that sort of thing. Idk” “is he like a robot or some shit/“ “LaVeau is the Frenchiest name I’ve ever seen” “Just channel your inner angry French man and pronounce the name. You end up grunting since there’s nothing left to pronounce.” “CFO? Fuck her. SHe’s worth too much money anyway. Eat the rich” “how do we know that?” “You just happen to pull that out of your ass in that exact moment? Quite the ass” “Jessica has the same timbre as Eileen. She’s also unique to look at” “that’s a lot of blood” “She’s burning people she doesn’t like and the reapers coming to get them?” “His name was Collin” “That skirt looks really soft’ “Go wash your fkn hair bro” “I thought she said she’ll text you in a dress not an address” “Is this dude a golem or something?” “just knife this bitch. Come on now” “a few holes? Like your eyes and your mouth or what?” “paperwork” “9? We’ve killed them all? It’s that easy?” Keep in mind that Cas killed like thousands of angels

“You’re all a bunch of dicks, anyway. It’s fine” “sounds like a whole other show. Hell yeah brother. Let’s see it. I want that show” “Anyone ever turn that into fanfic?” “This looks like some random bar in Vegas” “Would Crowley be stuck in another dimension’s empty?” “really?” “Ya’ll be through so much together. You’re going to point a gun at her/“ “who the fuck are these people?” “what the hell is this pink dumpster?” It’s Portland dude

“You’re fucked now, asshole” “well that was easy” “not even going to stay for the speech? Come on now” “That gun is small enough to fit in a purse. Come on now” “it’s like a purse gun” “man that skirt looks really soft” “it’s gotta be that soft velvety material” “what are we doing? Stabbing his ass?” “Can’t we just kill Death instead? I feel like that’d be easier” “I didn’t see that coming. She tried” “what’s with the South Park moral of the story?” “She didn’t make the cloth noise when she left.” She’s not an angel

“Oh I didn’t realize only angels made that noise” it’s the feathers

“Ohhhhhhhhhhhh” “Didn’t they have millions of angels at one point? If there were millions and they can keep the power on with 9, I’m really impressed. Are they trying to make the case for small government, because it’s not working for them” “you disrupted the natural order of things” “Given the chance, wouldn’t anybody kill Sam?” “Is this some fkn religious cult now with forgiveness and shit? Oh yeah Lucifer” “what’s up with Sam’s swallowing? ALL THE TIME? You’re not going to rehydrate off your own saliva”