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ghost-with-a-teacup · 2 years

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my mom, talking about how one of our family friend's daughter got a septum piercing: just don't get piercings on your nose

me: *hyped* so I can get more piercings on my ears?? (as if I won't get them anyway, pffft. i am an adult thank you)

her: no, you'll be a mom someday. you have to look like a mom, they don't have lots of piercings

me, knowing full well I am a lesbian, who even if I could have children will NEVER have children: mhm, yeah definitely!

at this point I think my parents know I'm a lesbian (I'm not out to them, and while I don't completely hide it to a degree, its also not blatantly obvious?? they're also asian parents so i digress hajdhejd). anyway, they always nudge me every once in a while in the hetero direction, like 'tiffany when you find a husband' or 'tiffany when you have kids of your own!', meanwhile im out here like "yeah...sure. mhm, 100%".

yeah that was my day, i just find it funny lol

#lesbian #tiffany rants #talks?#idk #yeah lol

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chickpeadumpsterfire · 1 year

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I'm drowning in the mental illness and sickness thoughts tonight.

I relapsed and now I have a sinus infection. There are more times than not where I wonder if it's even worth it to keep going in treatment. To keep going in general. I know there's supposed to be these great reasons for life and everything but like are you sure???

I've stayed sober because last time I tried to kill myself. So many parts of me wonder if I can just have one drink. Just one. But one turns to a whole bottle. And then here I am again. Last time I was so goddamn embarrassed because my best friend helped me while I was plastered and suicidal and I was fucking naked and throwing up. I cannot imagine the absolutely emotional and mental hell that has to put someone through. And I barely care about myself, but I care about what it did or could have done to her. And yet I'm completely okay with throwing the rest of me away. I intentionally checked my weight even when I had a blind weight done. The stupid number was on the fucking printout and I chose to look. I went out of my way to look.

I'm so tired of having to start over again. I'm just so tired. I'm so exhausted of fighting. I know there is no such thing as being sick enough that you deserve treatment or recovery, but I feel like a lost cause at this point.

#Tiffany rants #i'll probably delete this later #tw mental illness #tw depression #tw ed recovery

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spookiier · 2 years

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fucked my side/shoulder up at work and made it worse at the gym now it hurts to breathe hahahahAHHAA

#tiffany rants #its fine its just muscles doesnt make it hurt less

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pratchettquotes · 1 year

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"And Mrs. Earwig," said Mistress Weatherwax, her voice sinking to a growl, "Mrs. Earwig tells her girls it's about cosmic balances and stars and circles and colors and wands and...and toys, nothing but toys!" She sniffed. "Oh, I daresay that's all very well as decoration, somethin' nice to look at while you're workin', somethin' for show, but the start and finish, the start and finish, is helpin' people when life is on the edge. Even people you don't like. Stars is easy, people is hard."

She stopped talking. It was several seconds before birds began to sing again.

"Anyway, that's what I think," she added in the tones of someone who suspects that she might have gone just a bit further than she meant to.

Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky

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sarxzu · 6 months

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i've missed them sm

#i totally went crazy when i hear those pick up lines for the first time #like give us back these good old crazy psycho heads together again and then i can rest in peace #they have been bring me so much joy all these years and mancini took it away from us (thanks for the tv-series of that)#okay rant is over enjoy meme now.#chucky #child's play #tiffany valentine #chiffany #dead by daylight #horror memes #slasher memes

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greatandholypangolin · 7 months

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Ok am I crazy or was Terry Pratchett audhd because ALLL OF THE WITCHES AND WIZARDS are autism/adhd coded and they’re done WELL, like, Tiffany Aching I feel you, Granny Weatherwax I want to be you when I’m old, Nanny Ogg, the ADHD is strong with this one, literally every wizard would have been diagnosed before the age of 12 in the modern day, there’s no freaking way that’s a coincidence on Terry Pratchett’s part, he’s one of us I can feel it in my bones

#Autism #autism rant #adhd #neurodivergent #terry pratchett #discworld #autism vent #actually autistic #Weatherwax #granny weatherwax #esme weatherwax #nanny ogg #tiffany aching

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catzgam3rz · 1 year

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I would like to thank the Witch Craft SMP for gifting me a reason to draw Ihascupquake fanart in the year of our lord 2023

#rambles #my art #mcyt #witchcraft smp #wcsmp #ihascupquake #ihascupquake fanart #*points gun* ALL OF YOU APPRECIATE TIFFANY QUAKE THIS INSTANT ITS AN ORDER #THAT RIGHT THERE IS MY MINECRAFT MOM AND ON OF THE REASONS I DRAW TO THIS DAY I LOVE HER #anyways omg hiii blockmen art? from aj catzgam3rz? who'da thunk!#i love her outfit and ALL OF THE WITCHES OUTFITS??? THEY ALL LOOK SO COOL???#i wanna watch peoples intros and then draw more of them because it makes my brain go brrrr :)#oh also colours subject to change! but I enjoy this as like a starting point :D also the flowers are inspired by Peonies!#idk if I got close enough to call them peonies but thats what I was looking at!#also accidentally maybe implied a starborne!Tiff with this design? In my Heart of Hearts she's some sort of Fae creature but maybe both :0?#okay okay ranting over but i am serious if you are interested please consider ihascupquakes pov :D #she is probably one of the most fundamentally influential content creators I engaged with as a kid #and she is still so entertaining and sweet ;w;#I'm suddenly really worried that the ref I was using was too dark for the teal?? because the thumbnail looks brighter >:/?

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sayhoneysiren · 1 year

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ᴍʏ ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ᴄᴀᴘʀɪᴄᴏʀɴ ʟᴀᴅɪᴇꜱ

“ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜ ᴛᴜʀɴꜱ ᴛᴏ ɢᴏʟᴅ.”

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glcive · 4 months

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im so obsessed with melanie martinez you dont even KNOWW

#my friend that i went to the portals tour with was like “and when we go to the trilogy tour-”#and it was like girl #you seem to relate to me so much even though we are clearly not the same #but omg i would KILL to go to the trilogy tour fdhslfhdlsf #k12 is my favourite thing ever #anyway #i hope my mom gets a promotion soon lol then hopefully i can go #or maybe my grandparents would help me #idk #wow this is turning into a rant #but also like #these girls at school were talking about how they spend $400 on like tiffany or some shit #like what the fuck #you could go to like three concerts #i feel like if only i was rich i would be so much happier #like ik money doesn't buy happiness #but in some ways it kinda does #going from staying with my very rich grandparents to back home where we are. not #its such a shock #and i was talking to my dad about it #and he was raised like upper class yk #and i was like “haha its so funny staying with ur parents bc its such a diff lifestyle”#and i did want to make him uncomfortable bc he kinda chose this life a little #and was like “yeah i wanted to give you something that i didn't have growing up”#and its like girl what is there #anyway if you read this far here's cake 🍰#juno.txt #melanie martinez

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rroaddkill · 6 months

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Rant!!!rant. Because I'm bored and wanna get this shit off my noggin.

I don't understand the whole Tiffany over Chucky thing and I never will, it's giving...misandry. bc they're literally almost the same person u dumdums 🙊

It's not Chucky > Tiffany or Tiffany < Chucky

It's Tiffany & Chucky 🤦‍♀️

Like yeh everyone's entitled to a fair opinion, so here's mine. But like..my god, if not for Chucky you wouldn't have Tiffany. Because technically she was only an idea that came out of the first 3 child's play films, an idea they turned into a character that played a pretty big role in the franchise, I will not disagree that Tiffany DID reinvent the franchise and gave it life again after the child's play Era, but my god. Some of you act like she's fucking God or something, her and Chucky are equally delusional, evil and fucked in the head.

Tiffany kills someone? What a girlboss.

Chucky kills someone? Yall cry as if the character was memorable.

Tiffany dismembers and keeps nica a captive? Eh whatever.

But I bet if Chucky did that to Nica rather than Tiffany, yall would still be babbling about it for being as bad as it is today.

So in order to keep this rant short I'll put it into terms that are understandable, and if you wanna bitch in my comments/reblogs make sure ya read the whole thing, biatch.

Tiffany? Delusional, evil, Controlling, Snarky and Mean.

Chucky? Delusional, evil, controlling, snarky and mean.

I said it was giving misandry earlier because Tiffany is near if not the exact person as chucky, and for SOME REASON she gets super-affection while Chucky gets thrown aside.

This is not to say I hate Tiffany or Jennifer Tilly. Because while I don't like Tiffany from 2017-now, I do really believe that she did revive the trilogy into a franchise, HOWEVER! That's not to say that it should be all about her either. I think the show does an alright job at splitting the spotlight between Chuck and Tiff, it's the Fandom that created that stupid fucking hierchy.

Now before I close this post and well, post it.

This made up misandrist hierchy is not ALL fans, nor is it all Tiffany fans either. Just some that I've noticed over the years that have pissed me off, like. Gradually.

#chucky #Tiffany superfans piss me AWF not all but most #LET THEM BE LOVED EQUALLY #tiffany valentine #charles lee ray #rant #salem rant

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femslashspuffy · 3 months

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Rip Lisa Frankenstein you would've really loved Bride of Chucky (1998)

#rehks rants #lisa frankenstein #bride of chucky #they certainly don't identify with them but I think she might like Tiffany Valentine #my proof is that I like both of them <3

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chickpeadumpsterfire · 2 years

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My brain is currently a dumpster fire of a toxic place and I know that I just need to do things like take care of myself and go at my pace, but god do I hate myself for not responding to messages or not doing the dishes. I don't even want to think about how long it has been since I've done some of the basic things around my apartment that I need to.

#Tiffany rants

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skiesarecoolasfuck · 3 months

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As above, so below.

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lordansketil · 7 months

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i'm running a fever, but writing historical fiction again is so relaxing because you can let sentences take their time; use semi-colons, long paragraphs, and words like discomposure. at the same time, 'tis all rhythm and contrivance. i had to change condoms to condums because, while the latter spelling was sometimes used, the normal spelling just threw everything off even though it was correct. also, they called pralines prawlongs. how am i supposed to write classy food porn about PRAWLONGS?

#rant #i'm very out of it #prawlongs fucking PRAWLONGS #yeah it's the tiffany thing #reading regency recipe books #drop the word prawlong into a sentence to instantly kill the vibe

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thottybrucewayne · 6 months

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Yall, just pull your fics from Ao3 and stop donating and volunteering thinking you're gonna be able to "change things from the inside". All that's gonna get you is tossed out on your ass the second you do something like suggesting something be done about the amount of csem is up there or oppose an active genocide.

It's not worth it.

#thotty speaks #the site culture is rotted to the core and the people in power could not care less because they want have a 'zero censorship policy'#unless of course youre a person of color having the audacity to challenge the way the site is run in anyway #need I remind yall how people acted during that whole Tiffany G situation?#that place is rotted to the core and I don't think it can be saved #take your work down and resign if youre a volunteer and find a better place to host your works because that place isn't changing no matter #how much we call out the pernicious aspects of it.#thotty rants #tw csem mention

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lightless-lamp · 6 months

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Why did I have to beg for your love? I called, over, and over again. You never did pick up. I was just another unnamed contact to you. Is that what I'll always be?

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