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useragarfield · 1 year

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— OUTLANDER 1.01 | "Sassenach" (2014 - )

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punkeropercyjackson · 1 month

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Oh did that trans woman present femininely in a way you find corny?Did that autistic kid annoy you by being passionate about their interests?Did that traumatized person cope by being a therian so you think they're stupid?Did that black person act in a way you found offputting?Thank you SO much for making a whole post to make fun of them because it was completely necessary to announce your most important feelings ever because weird people are vewy scawy.Should we throw a party to cheer you up?Should we invite JK Rowling?

#like shut your fake freak ass UP you're not breaking social norms by being k/inky and using over the top cruelty those are literally normal #i used these groups because they're the kindness most accepting and coolest people ever and have done nothing but help me heal as i do them #and with autistic kids i mean they did it completely unintentionally by being my friends while i took the role of the shoulder to cry on #because i'm a GROWN ASS MAN AND WOMAN who does NOT need the approval of my oppressors and i will NOT throw them under the bus to get it #go do actual activism and grow a spine and get a relathionship that's not a situationship and communicate outside out of your little bubble #transmisogyny #ableism #antiblackness #transfem #trans women #actuallyautistic #catkin #dragonkin #ghostkin #therian tag #autistic girl summer #black femme #black men #black love #blackness #misogynoir #bigender #genderfluid #transmascfem #pinkcore #weirdcore #children's rights #anti harry potter #💌#summerposting

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andromeda3116 · 6 months

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people actually went on about how game of thrones made it socially acceptable to be a fantasy nerd, as though the lord of the rings movies hadn't been released less than a decade earlier and left far greater cultural ripples and i am just

got may have made the adults feel better about liking fantasy, but lotr got into the kids' heads when they (we) were just young and impressionable enough to be absolutely transported and emotionally rewritten by don't you leave him, samwise gamgee and my brother, my captain, my king and and rohan will answer

lotr was rewriting entire generations' brain chemistry long before asoiaf and so obviously it's not fair to compare any post-lotr fantasy novel to it, and each book series was trying to do different things within their own spheres and so that also is not a fair comparison, but in terms of the cultural impact of the adaptations that came out within a decade of each other, saying that it was game of thrones that made fantasy mainstream is baffling

game of thrones could only run because the lord of the rings movies laid the path, and i will die on this hill

#lotr #lord of the rings #lord of the rings movies #i started this post because ''may it be'' came up on my playlist but now i think i'm going to start my nth rewatch of the trilogy #there is a lot to discuss about it re: comparison to the books but it's like...#for all the changes they made - good and bad and neutral - everyone involved in making the films *loved* the source material #they all *wanted* to do justice to it and believed in it and it shows #i think of some posts i've seen about how frustrating this modern push towards tongue-in-cheek irony over sincerity #so afraid to be corny or cheesy that you have to tack a joke onto every real emotional moment #like no fuck that #give me sam hauling frodo onto his shoulders saying ''i can't carry it for you but i can carry you''#give me aragorn gently kissing boromir's forehead as he dies #give me merry and pippin throwing themselves at the uruk hai to distract them from frodo #give me theoden's grand speeches and gandalf's pained expression when frodo says he'll carry the ring #tbh i think that sincerity is a large part of *why* it has such staying power even now #because it is a story you are meant to get deeply emotionally invested in and not hold yourself a little ironically apart from #it isn't meant to sell merch it's meant to bring you to middle-earth and capture your heart and make you believe that the war can be won #with love and loyalty and hope and fellowship and fidelity and integrity and just... just refusing to give in to despair #it is earnest. it is unafraid to be melodramatic or corny because it believes in the story it's telling.#and so it imprinted onto a whole generation growing up right at the cusp of a barrage of apocalypses #anyway. i have Feelings about these movies and their impact and how that mirrors and enhances the books' own impact

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mandiemegatron · 4 months

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Oh to have Eustass walk around the corner, grin when he sees me and slap me on the ass as he walks past.

Is it too much to ask for ?

#mandie says a thing #its Eustass Loving Hours yall #one piece #Eustass Kid #op Eustass Kid #i love you big boooyyyy #I NEED A BIG BOY GIMMIE A BIG BOY I NEED A BIG BOOOYYYY #throw me over your shoulder and take me to bed baybeeee 😭😭😭🤲🤲🤲🤲🤲#ok to rb

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suashii · 2 months

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maki at the gym @.@

#💭 manon’s mind #my strong girlfriend <3 #pls throw me over your shoulder

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alexis-royce · 4 months

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How did the Academic handle the whole Transport affair?

Fun fact! This is also the story of my worst misclick in Fallen London!

See, they try to encourage you to get rid of Transport by making it a massive negative to all of your stats. But the trick is that I do not care about optimization. A stat decrease of over 8% across the board was not nearly enough to make me even consider getting rid of Transport. You mean my character gets to have both a baby Curator AND an action-free pass to go chat with Pages at any time??

This was it, this was how I was going to play the game from now on. I kept it up for months. It was fun. My stuck up Academic was slowly warming to the utter chaos of child-rearing, like a father in a 90’s Christmas film. Every action in game had a second layer of interpretation, because everything my poor Academic did, they did with a chaotically happy baby bat latched to their face, sitting in their pockets, screaming merry choo-choo sounds.

Alas, no reckoning can be postponed indefinitely, and all good things in Fallen London end the same way: with NORTH suddenly accessible on your zailing map. I was up too late in the early morning, using up my last few actions, and my bleary brain did not issue me a vital and timely warning. Instead, it chose to erroneously report me the good news that this was obvious evidence of an unannounced game event, something best begun without consulting the discord, Reddit, or tumblr tag. I hastily clicked to navigate in a northerly manner, and it wasn’t until I had arrived and The Academic disembarked that the chilly consequences of my actions became clear.

I could not re-enter my boat. No game progression was possible until my fluffy, chipper baby was handed over to curator clutches.

I just kind of stared at my phone, realizing that I could either give up Transport, or allow the horizon to win in the end, with a new way to brick my account even though I’d told Seeking, with gusto, and great emotional import, that I was not interested.

I’m not bitter about it, and I didn’t run whining to FBG, misclicks happen and things you love can be lost forever.

But man. I miss that kid.

#Fallen London #Fallen London Spoilers #probably a little bit of bleed going on #I’m used to trying to work with a bird scrambling all over my shoulders and head and hands #so Transport reminded me a little too much of Curtis #Sometimes when you love someone very much you let them bite your hands for hours straight because they’re trying to preen you #I hope that kid’s doing okay #If I could throw my echoes into a money hole that makes a ‘supplies sent to Transport’ number go up #I would have 777 before any other player and that is not a joke #The Ex-Disgraced Academic

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downtherabbitholewithlucy · 7 months

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💪🏻S H O U L D E R S💪🏻

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#I did the abs counterpart to this post months ago. I figured it was time to follow that up with the shoulders #because the man just has magnificent shoulders #more cut than a fucking diamond #he has that quintessential ectomorph body type and his shoulders are prime examples of it #and when he throws some body paint on them well it's game over for me #and his caption to his insta post reminds me of the song he made “Snake In Your Face”#like his clavicle is gonna start rapping “give me the bass like the bass in your face like a can of mace to ride the snake”#yep. those are actual lyrics Wes Borland wrote for this joke rap. lol #Wes Borland #Limp Bizkit #nu metal #Black Light Burns #Wild for Wesley on Wes Borland Wednesday #Just give me something to queue #down the rabbit hole

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elanormcinerney · 7 months

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Introduction by Emily Wilson | Homer | The Iliad

#all yr bodies alive and defunct #the worst party in the world #always touching moving dancing climbing or riding horses #feel my hand feel my you might as well say hand #it is the gelatin of your own eyeball #if someone calls you across a hundred ghostly bodies it is because you are ever detectable #the secrets of the heart are visible #ive got bloody hair so you can love me #bodies lie in the bright grass and some are murdered and some are picnicking #hippolytus bloodied the countryside #men who do not know how to throw their cloak over their shoulder nor how to put words together in proper harmony for praising gods #you're going to spend your life fighting your life #the mass carnage that finds its domestic epitome #human forms are puny #homer #emily wilson

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artemiseamoon · 10 months

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That Kraven movie looks like a mess but baby, listen, LISTEN he looks like a whole ass snack on level 200% so yes I will watch. But not in a theater, from the comfort of my home when it’s released to steaming. On a night I’m alone and my partner is working so I can be ridiculous.

Yeah they know their audience. Our thirsty asses will sit thru a crap movie to drool over this.

#the being ravished by a wolf in the woods thoughts this puts in me #🥵🥵🥵#hot damn #picture watching for eye candy and fan fic potential 😂#that seat is for me and I’ll take it #aaron taylor johnson #sir please ❤️#it’s also giving monsterfucking energy and I like it #throw me over your shoulder and take me with you #i suddenly want to be hunted 😈

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deus-ex-mona · 2 months

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ok but. looking at yujiro’s nonexistent a(.)b(.)s(ecret), i think i could take him on 1v1 ezpz

#never have i ever felt such a strong urge to throw a fictional guy across the room #i haven’t trained in over a year but i think i still got it!!!!!! meet me outside yujiro i can show you ✨the world✨#i’ll whip you over my shoulder so quick you won’t be able to even get to the ‘c’ of your abcs #but hm. this kinda makes me feel better about my own growing muscles. i think my biceps are getting kinda fire ngl #guess carrying 18 litre tins of solvents at work makes for a good workout after all~~~~~~ yeayyyyyyyyt #ok but. while i’m blabbing on about absolute nonsense… my (a.b.)secret is… that i’ve never been a fan of techno im sorryyyyyy #y’seeeee it all started with my father’s cd filled with nothing but track remixes of this song called 老鼠爱大米…#and track 5 of said remix collection was a techno version of that song. it made my head pound so bad i got nauseous i think #so that’s what techno reminds me of ngl… sadge. sorry a.b.s. i gotta add you to the lxl dni tracklist along with nonfan :(#anyways live love laugh maNIFEST MEOTO MV PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPP L S #染BODY ONCE TOLD ME—

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dorospam · 2 months

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I was hanging out with Ernest first and decided to check on Arvio real quick and man, how small IS this guy

It gets worse when I compare him to Pen

#mtas ernest #mtas arvio #mtas pen #i believe his stats put him at 173 cm #he's so small #you could easily throw him over your shoulder #my time at sandrock #he’s shorter than me by 5 inches aghhh

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the-raging-tempest · 2 months

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One thing I did not expect from the Dragon's Dogma 2 character creator was for it to tell me that while Lariel is like 90 pounds wet. Which I knew. Zrise is basically 200 pounds despite his SNATCHED waist because that's all muscle...

#oc: zrise #oc: lariel #lariel lore #zrise lore #I' m....#hi....#for his height....#that's beef #that's just #excuse me....#he's over double her weight #need someone who will throw your kc over their shoulder....#I can't #don't let me think about it #Me @ myself: honestly don't let him have this too....#LMAO #if I tried to push him down the stairs I'd hit a brick wall #I just realized Lann has better intelligence and charisma than Zrise…#my hamster wheel

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bloodyselfshipping · 2 years

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imagine trying to play coy with your f/o. it’s all going according to plan before they grin and throw you over their shoulder. they’ve had enough of your silliness <3

#watching paul dano throw a woman over his shoulder with NO EFFORT awakened something in me #like goddamn…. auj. z bn wh-@$—&!#self shipping #f/o #imagine your f/o #f/o imagines #f/o prompts

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isaidquirky · 8 months

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#EXCUSE ME WHERE IS THE REST OF THIS OUTFIT #taylor: it's giving cinematography #me: it's giving medieval blacksmith. it's giving throw me over your shoulders #demi lovato #gif

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tswwwit · 2 years

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Are Dipper's successors destined to live in the Mindscape forever? Or can they live with Bill on the mortal realm, just like during Dipper's first life? if there are pics and videos of bill in his human body all over the internet then I'm guessing he's kind of like a celebrity...

They don't have to live in the Mindscape! They, along with current Dipper, get to spend time in reality or in the dream realm depending on what they prefer. Bill's place just has a lot of great amenities and a really kickass bed, so it's a convenient place to crash.

Also, Bill absolutely gets a reputation. You can't have Bill Cipher be in the mortal realm for decades on end without having a considerable number of noteworthy stories, after all.

#answers #Reincarnation!AU #One of the major things holding me up from writing some stuff I'd like to is that I really dislike writing action scenes #Because these two idiots definitely get up to a lot of action #I just prefer to lie facedown on the floor instead of writing a fight #One of the things Bill gets known for is absolutely party crashing #He's a big fan #Which leads in well to the latest dumb thing I've been thinking of #Where an incarnation of Dipper is roped into marrying someone he doesn't even like #The reason isn't important just know he's super not happy about it #And as he stands there sweating in an uncomfortable suit looking miserable and thinking of how shitty his life's about to be #The officiant starts in with the 'should anyone know why these two should not be married #'Speak now or forever hold your-'#Bill Bursts in with a big dramatic effect with the I Object!!!#Dipper has never been so happy to see an insane force of nature before (That he can remember)#Bill all storming up and literally punting the spouse-to-be out of the way #Nodding to himself and taking Dipper's hands - then turning to the officiant and going 'okay continue'#I like this for the moment of DIpper giving Bill the starry-eyed 'my hero' look right up until he realizes what Bill's pulling #At which point it instantly turns into a Wait What #They get declared demon and husband in record time and Bill throws him over his shoulder and strides off whistling #Enjoy your honeymoon guys

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witchywriter18 · 1 year

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Oh dear, it appears my legs have stopped working. Guess I have no choice but to be picked up by this handsome lion man. What a shame

*makes grabby hands at Leona*

Now pick me up

#leona kingscholar #carry me please #throw me over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes #or bridle style #twisted wonderland

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