#pit girl identity confirmed #the only way mari would let misty get near the food #is if mari IS the food

Okay nobody get mad at me for this but imgonnagetyouback is very reminiscent of get him back and I think it would be funny if…..but no. I shan’t say 😜

Tbf if you screenshotted Fine Line and put that shit on a shower curtain on redbubble I would buy it

gvskdhsksksdjks should i drop Fine Line merch? a shower curtain would be very on brand for that fic... 👀😂🙈

Despite being a jjk fan since 2020 this is actually my first ever fanart for it and idk how to feel about that

forever disappointed in Rick for, when presented with the decision of "what band t-shirt do i give Nico to signify his character and style," having Nico wear a Ramones shirt when the opportunity for Nico in a Welcome To The Black Parade shirt was RIGHT THERE. PEAK EMO AND IT HAS A SKELETON ON IT-

I'm not worried about the ship wars reigniting when the live-action ATLA comes out...because the zutara fandom has a lil something the others don't...

~*~feminist theory~*~

Bulbasaur!

image descriptions: a little ceramic Bulbasaur in wintery blue with a green bulb and red eyes. It has a friendly smile.

unhinged mental images I had,

▪️Vox in front of a computer screen, in his incel den, going down a relationship advice/“dead bedroom” rabbit hole and reading something that sounds a little toooo like Alastor and he clicks more, more keywords, and eventually winds up reading about asexuality and aromanticism. While he’s doing this he’s like “yeah that’s MY problem too! *click* Hmmm….. *click* nope, he’s not a bride of Christ, would be hot though… *click* No. Back. Back. *click* hmn… *click* HMMNNN… *click* okaaay, READ MORE, *click* wait no… *click* no no no… ahah hah…” and he goes through the five stages of grief and a Darth Vader “NOOOOOO” then straight back into denial.

Actually i think that before he got to a full definition of aroace/a-spec, he’d nope out because that possibility is too terrifying for him to handle. If he doesn’t read it, it’s not real and it can’t hurt him…

▪️ “the A in lgbtqia+ stands for alastor” then Vox wakes up in a cold sweat

▪️ vox and alastor pre-breakup, sharing an after-work drink. There’s mood lighting, there’s smooth jazz. They look out the window at the city lights. “So, you’d never be interested in any of them?”

“No, never.”

“Hhh… hwow, ha ha well I guess that just leaves me then,”

“No, never.”

“Hahahah, you… i love you” *clinks glass*

▪️ the good old days, Vox showing Alastor his designs for a shared/collaborative tower like “See here, all of that’s yours, soundproofed, writing room, huge music library, mini fridge. And this floor would be mine, so we don’t distract each others work. That’s my set there, see? And on the top: Hell’s tallest signal tower”

“I can see you’ve put quite a lot of thought into this,”

“You bet I did! And this here would be our bedroom slash sex dungeon—”

LMAOOOOO yeah, bro would be DEEP in denial. vox said that last line and then alastor noped out for 7 years

Life With The Lennons, Exclusive by Ray Coleman, April 1965 [x]

Other fic authors: *extremely detailed notes and outline, strict updating schedule, clear idea of destination, specific time set aside to work on story, detailed knowledge on canon*

Me, in the bathroom, discovering the wonders of body percussion: *slappa slappa slappa slappa slappa slappa slappa slappa slappa slappa slappa slappa* I think Tim Drake has an attachment disorder

more cliché middle school OCs this time it's the hot vampire dude that doesn't really have any significant character traits than crushing on his wifey

sparkle on its wednesday dont forget susie and ralsei are friends

Huh, just saw that not everyone takes "Captain Sodom and Captain Gomorrah. He's Gomorrah," as a gay joke. Not adding this to the post going around because I don't want to come across as argumentative or rude, but seeing it does compel me to overexplain why I think it's unambiguously a gay joke lol.

"Captain Sodom and Captain Gomorrah," would be a generic joke about debauchery imo. "He's Gomorrah," is what makes it a joke about gay sex specifically, by pointedly referencing sodomy. Because while technically sodomy refers to a lot of things, based on my own experience and 20th century media consumption I feel like I can pretty confidentally say that in public consciousness, at least in US media, it's functionally a synonym for gay anal.

Like I'm no expert here so maybe I'm wrong and biased in my media consumption and experiences, but if I saw someone on TV using the word sodomy to refer to het sex acts without it being in the context of like, an informative conversation about how sodomy doesn't just refer to gay sex, or like, in the context of a deep south bible thumper type railing against all non-piv sex in antiquated terms, I would be very surprised. I'd at least expect a woman to be specified if it's meant to be het pia, and idt I've ever seen it used as a synonym for blowjobs except in real life 'fun fact' discussions lol. (Also fun fact, cunnilingus is not legally sodomy.)

"He's Gomorrah," also just doesn't function as a joke if it's just referring to general heterosexual debauchery, the whole point of that line is to make the reference to sodomy in particular explicit, in differentiation from Trapper. And in this context Hawkeye isn't calling himself an enjoyer of receiving blowjobs or fucking women in the ass in comparison to Trapper who only has good christian piv sex, he's differentiating himself from Trapper in terms of his effeminacy, something he does often in comedic contexts.

And my impression is that the point of the gay sex jokes in general isn't "Hawkeye is bi representation" or "getting gay references past the censors sneakily," it's "Hawkeye making jokes about being unmasculine which includes making jokes about getting fucked in the ass in an exaggeration of his gender expression, which is not actually all that out there in the 70s counter-culture context."

he’s suuuch a dork 😩😩😩

[ID: Two panels of Dick Grayson, Garth of Shayeris, Wally West, and Donna Troy. In the first panel, Dick comes up to others with a smile on his face. They’re excited to see him. Wally: “Robin! Whatta ya know—!” Dick: “Well, there’s this fellow in a restaurant, see, and he notices a fly in his bowl of soup!” In the second panel, Dick is laughing. The rest of the Titans are getting secondhand embarrassment with Garth dragging a hand down his face, Wally facepalming, and Donna cringing. Dick: “So he tells the waiter, ‘Sir, there’s a fly in my soup!’ And the waiter says, ‘Don’t worry—I’ll throw him a lifesaver so he won’t drown!’ Ha ha ha!” Wally: “Robin—That joke had whiskers on it when Ben Franklin told it to the Continental Congress!” End ID.]

okay so i started a free trial of imdb pro to see some things in misha’s profile… 👀 anyways so in the ‘miscellaneous links’ i stumbled upon, i found this interview for a magazine in 2013 where he said this

‘i would like to be the president of the united states’

'You have a weird obsession with the black family' no I just have taste, get it right 🙄🖐️