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Did you hear about the new aftg book??
here are my predictions for @korakos new book TSC
#no need to publish the book nora i’ve taken your job#this is 100% canon#literally quote me on this#aftg fanart#tsc#the sunshine court#jeremy knox#jean moreau#jerejean#jerejean fanart#digital art#all for the game#nora sakavic
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“morning crew will know”
“cellbit’s gonna figure out”
“etoiles will free phil”
BUT WHAT IF MISSA WILL FIND HIM AND GET HIM OUT??? (or get himself trapped too because he’s still missa)
#missa would know instantly that something is wrong bc it’s not usual for phil to not be there even if the eggs are missing#as much as a wet cat he is he’d free phil WITH PURE LUCK#and the angst continues bc we’re talking abt philza fucking minecraft#either he’s going insane or fucking miserable#i am manifesting#yes i’m pissa truthing#this is 100% canon#pissa#missasinfonia#philza#qsmp#deathduo#death family
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Golden/Lacey kiss kiss ✨
#rumbelle#rumplestiltskin#mr gold#belle french#lacey french#robert carlyle#emilie de ravin#once upon a time#ouat#ouat season 2#beauty and the beast#batb#fan art#milaeryn#this is 100% canon
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"An angry Hiccup is a scary Hiccup."
-The twins, Race to the Edge
#am I wrong#am I right or am I right#this is 100% canon#httyd#rtte#hiccup#thorston twins#ruffnut and tuffnut
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Minthara can have sex with pre-upgrade Karlach because she's actually a Dunmer and has inherited fire resistance.
#baldur's gate#baldur's gate 3#bg3#baldurs gate#baldurs gate 3#baldur's gate iii#baldurs gate iii#larian studios#minthara#larian#minthara baenre#drow#dunmer#dark elves#elder scrolls#the elder scrolls#this is 100% canon#BG3 is also TES 6#karlach#karlach cliffgate
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nobody can possibly tell me that nova jean artino isn’t completely covered in tattoos. like after the reveal the team is at the beach or something and nova shows up in a halter top and she has a full back tattoo of a fucking fire breathing dragon and she’s just like “yeah i was bored and winston knew a guy”
#this is 100% canon#I don’t make the rules#and she has a bunch more#but that’s a story for another time#renegades#renegades trilogy#nova artino
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actual footage of a conversation between molly weasley and sirius black during 'the order of the phoenix.'
#harry potter#sirius black#order of the phoenix#ootp#molly weasley#please#marauders#albus dumbeldore#this is 100% canon#remus lupin#severus snape#peter pettigrew
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cressida and johanna are married and living in district 4 next door to annie and finnick. katniss and peeta visit occasionally, along with a reluctant (but secretly contented) haymitch. everyone is happy. everyone is healing. this is canon. thank u for ur time.
#johanna and cressida take their roles as the aunties of odesta’s kid very seriously#they got married in district 7#but moved to 4 after a while to be nearer to annie and finnick#speaking of#annie and finnick remarried when they got back to 4#the ceremony was held on a beach (of course) at sunrise#katniss was finnick’s best man — or whatever the panem equivalent of that is#peeta decorated their cake again#and also painted them a portrait of the ceremony (it was a few months after the wedding before the piece was finished-#but well worth the wait)#(finnick definitely does not get teary-eyed whenever he looks at it)#(and johanna definitely does not tease him about it)#(annie would join in with said teasing…. if she didn’t also feel such an overwhelming sense of love and gratitude whenever she looked at it)#this is 100% canon#what do you mean these are the ravings of a madwoman#entertain my delusions#thg#the hunger games#johanna mason#cressida#annie cresta#finnick odair#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark#haymitch abernathy#everlark#odesta
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I wholeheartedly believe that barty would've been a yungblud and corpse fan while also knowing every word to every Hannah Montana song lmao
#barty crouch jr#his taste in music would be so cracked honestly#this is 100% canon#i love his chaotic nature#slytherin skittles#the marauders era#barty and evan#rosekiller#welcome back ao3#hannah montana#yungblud#corpse husband
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Jack: Ummm...
Elliot:
Jack: You want a beer?
Carmen: HE'S FOUR SEVENTEEN!
Jack: I DON'T KNOW, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH IT???
#criminal case#criminal case game#criminal case save the world#criminal case world edition#jack archer#elliot clayton#carmen martinez#this is 100% canon#tiny skrunkly
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Perc'ahlia Week Day 6: Yours/Later
ahhhhh after this, only one day left of @percahliaweek!!! hope y'all are ready for this one: definitely rated e and not for everyone, if you catch my drift. also available on ao3!
Percy paces the long length of the chamber, back and forth, back and forth. He cleans the lenses of his glasses on the hem of his suit jacket, even though they've been spotless for minutes now. His speech has been circling through his mind since he finished writing it this morning, and now the cacophony of it in his ears makes him miss the approaching footsteps from behind. "You'll wear a whole through the floor, darling, and Whitestone's coffers will not fix a palace."
And just like that, the knots in his back loosen, and he turns to face his wife, who looks devastating in a figure-hugging dress with a high neckline. "I don't suppose you'd like to give the speech for me?"
Vex clucks her tongue impatiently, adjust the lapels of his suit jacket. "Now this is not the man I married. Where is the confidence of the Percy who shot off a teenager's fingers and told him his soul was forfeit?"
He pouts. "Well now you're just being cruel."
"And you're being ridiculous. It's the Council, Percy. You act like half of them aren't over for tea every other week."
"I've never had to make a proposal like this before."
"You're going to be fine. They already know you're a genius. Think of how much better Emon will be once the taller buildings have your lifts installed."
And even though he has undoubtedly done far greater and far more world-changing things in his time, he can't help but feel proud of his latest invention, a mechanical moving platform that can carry people and objects between the floors of buildings. "If they get installed."
"Percival, you weren't this nervous at our wedding! Either of them! Including the one I died in!" And he watches her eyes flick, a sure sign of danger if he knows one. "I know what will clear your mind."
He frowns. "And what might that—hello."
Because she's pushing him, sending him tripping backward as he tries to stay upright, until his back is against the wall of the guest chamber they've been given for their stay here in Emon. He's instantly flustered as she drapes her body along is, all liquid and smoke. Her lips trail up his neck, along his jawline, to whisper in his ear, "Sometimes, that big brain of yours needs to learn how to shut up."
And then she's on her knees.
Percy's head cracks back against the walls as slowly, agonizingly, she unbuttons his trousers, exposing him inch by inch. He can feel it, the surge of blood at what must be alarming speed far, far away from his brain. When she puts her mouth on him, it is teasing, just enough to make his hips jerk, not enough to satisfy the urge boiling up through his chest. Any thoughts of speeches or councils or lifts flutters out of his head like a leaf caught in a breeze; his entire world shrinks down to the size of her lips, which slowly, cruelly slide their way down the length of him.
"Oh gods," he groans, his forearm coming up to cover his face. It takes all of his strength not to cant his hips forward into her mouth and knock her backward, but she's tantalizing him, pulling back just as his breath begins to shorten and his stomach tighten.
"The gods have nothing to do with this," she murmurs, before trailing just the tip of her tongue up the underside of his cock. "No gods, no kings—just me."
"Just you," he pants desperately. The fingers of one hand curl into his hair as the other claw at the side of his thigh. "You're...everything."
She hollows her cheeks out, and his knees almost give out. She pulls off with a pop. "And who are you?" Her hand, fingers perfectly manicured but still callused from years on the bowstring, coax the answer out of him, up and down.
He can barely hear her over the blood rushing in his ears. "Yours. I'm yours."
"That's right."
And then she gets to work. His wife is known throughout all of Tal'dorei for her many exquisite talents, famed now more for her judgement and leadership than anything she ever did with a bow, but Percy can't help but pity all those who will never know how truly exceptional she is at sucking dick. Maybe it was all those years of using her silver tongue to haggle and bargain, because now, as it curls so sinfully around the head of his cock, he can't imagine not giving her everything her heart could ever desire. His fingers itch to weave into her hair, to urge her on, but far be it from him to lecture an expert in her craft—and besides, her hair looks exquisite, and she might just bite his dick off if he ruins it.
His entire body is throbbing, a hot rash of pleasure and want rippling through him like riptide, and all of his thoughts, his anxieties, his fears, his name, they've all been torn out to sea, and he is adrift. Behind his closed lids, phantom light dances as the siren he married lures him farther and farther from shore. It is no time at all before he is panting, gasping, sweating, and then the dancing light explodes, and he is spilling, keening, slumping against the wall, rent asunder and floating.
Vex'ahlia is, of course, a lady, and thus she does not let a single drop escape onto his trousers or her gorgeous dress. He is useless to help as she tucks him away and rebuttons his pants, and he certainly has nothing to give when she gives him the hardest, filthiest kiss he can imagine. When she's done debauching him, she brings her thumb up to wipe away her lipstick. "I think you ought to return the favor, darling."
Before he can say anything, there is a knock at the door. "Lord and Lady de Rolo? They're gathering in the Council chambers."
With a levity that, to Percy, borders on worrisome, Vex calls over her shoulder, "Thank you, dear, we'll be right down!" before turning her gaze back on him. "Later."
He nods fervently. "Later." Anything her heart could ever desire.
And then she's sauntering away, a satisfied swing to her hips, and Percy thoughts have been reduced to a low hum. Vaguely, he's aware that he's supposed to be giving a speech, well, now-ish, but as he stumbles forward after Vex, there is little space left in him for anything resembling anxiety. He shakes himself off and falls into an easy stride, a confident smile on his face. He's got this, because he's got her, and the last thing he's going to do is question the judgement of Lady Vex'ahlia de Rolo.
#this is 100% canon#matt told me personally that percy invented elevators in exandria#and laura told me that vex fucks percy stupid on the reg#percahliaweek#percahliaweek23#critical role#critical role fic#cr fic#vox machina#vox machina fic#perc'ahlia#perc'ahlia fic#perc'ahlia week#my fic
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Secret ending unlocked
#this is 100% canon#viola bayonetta#bayonetta#luka bayonetta#singularity#bayonetta 3#my edit#video edit
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Rin for the ask game
RIN ITOSHI
birthday: 09/09
☼ virgo
virgo's are often regarded as workaholics, which isn't always true, but rin definitely is
he may be a perfectionist or a hard-working individual due to his wish to surpass his brother, but that willpower and discipline is also innate in my (professional) opinion
virgo suns are also quite shy and immature virgos can be very self critical, even when complimented
virgo suns are also some of the sweetest and kindest ppl ever and i love them sm <3333
(if you're a virgo sun marry me)
i feel like he has the sun in the 8th house, making him someone who always strives for more, he's never satisfied and always has the urge to go farther and deeper into life
8th house suns are excessively attached to the past and to tradition which is true for rin
☾ aries
aries moons live in the moment and hate waiting for things to happen
aries moons also possess a lot of inner passion and fire which can overpower even the sun and rising sign
(although in this case his sun sign is just as passionate and intense)
aries moons are also very defensive, rin tends to flare up quite quickly and takes things very personally
aries moons also have this type of childlike innocence
at the end of the day, rin really is just a child who hasn't healed from his past
i'm a firm believer that rin has the moon in the 3rd house
he's prone to intellectualise his emotions instead of letting himself feel them, but when he does try to communicate he's excessively emotional
has a lot of excitable energy which makes him really good at sports (any competitive field really)
he is highly intelligent and observant, but is often misunderstood
↑ capricorn
capricorn risings are very serious people, even when joking
they're also quite image concious and worry about how people they look up to perceive them
capricorn risings (much like 8th house suns) adopt a strong sense of tradition, family, and responsibility
very very dependable
capricorn risings usually appear stoic and poised and won't often be found smiling or laughing (🙁)
however they are quick witted and bright
#ask game#rin itoshi#blue lock headcanons#blue lock#blue lock itoshi#blue lock rin#bllk headcanons#bllk itoshi rin#bllk rin#i'm the law#this is 100% canon#y'all cannot argue w me 🙄#IF YOU SEE THIS SEND ME MORE ASKS#I LOVE THIS ACTUALLY#wish i had more to say abt capricorn risings but i really don't#sorry caps </3
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How Majora’s Mask and Fierce Deity Mask were made
Majora: I dare you to kiss the cursed frog.
FD: Pff, please, as if it’ll do anything.
Majora, lying through his teeth: I kissed it and it didn’t do anything.
FD: HA. If you can do it, then I can.
FD: *reaches for cursed frog*
FD: *touches cursed frog and immediately gets sealed into a mask*
FD: WTF YOU SON OF A B—
Majora: HAHA SUCKER!!
Cursed frog: *attempts to hop away in a panic and hits Majora as it goes*
Majora: *also gets sealed into a mask*
Majora:
FD:
Majora:
FD: We’re going to be stuck like this forever, aren’t we?
Majora:
FD: I hate you so much.
#this is 100% canon#I make myself laugh with my dumb sense of humor#majora's mask#fierce deity#legend of zelda
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Percy: *trying to get Nico to wear a camp t-shirt*
Nico: no. leave me alone.
Percy: but Nico
Nico: istg don't you dare
Percy: ...
Nico: ...
Percy: orange is the new black
Nico: *attacks him*
#this is 100% canon#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson#incorrect percy jackson quotes#incorrect pjo quotes#nico di angelo#prompts#writers on tumblr#oneshots
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Fetch Incorrect Quote
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Greg: Name a more iconic duo than my self esteem issues and my anxiety, I’ll wait.
Darren: You and me.
Greg, tearing up: Okay, cool.
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#fazbear frights fetch#fazbear frights greg#fazbear frights Darren#fazbear frights incorrect quotes#fnaf incorrect quotes#fazbear frights#fnaf books#fnaf novels#fazbear frights fetch incorrect quotes#fazbear frights greg and Darren#I’m making that a tag because they are the duo ever#seriously I love these two so much#gimme wholesome content with them#I am no longer asking#this is their dynamic you can’t convince me otherwise#this is 100% canon#fnaf greg#fnaf fetch#five nights at freddys
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