what elf bars star wars characters would use
obi wan: malibu
- babygirl flavor for a babygirl man
-cunty
- classic flavor for a classic man
- he has matching lanyards with cody
cody: sunrise
- matches his armor and his man’s vape
- classy flavor for a classy man
- he works hard he deserves a yummy treat
anakin: mint and malibu
- use the mint one in front of other people because he doesn’t want to be seen enjoying “lame” “trashy” flavors but steals obi-wan’s malibu vape all the time
- when obi-wan tries to call him out on it he doubles down like it’s his job
- the mint matches his lightsaber
rex: tobacco
- this man is Weird i love him but i just know he has trash taste in so many things
- just smoke at this point cigarettes bro
- looks cute with his armor
ahsoka: sakura grape
- bisexual colors for a bi queen💙💖💜
- i think she deserves a bit of decadence
- she has a special clip on one of her sabers so she can take a rip mid fight
mace: triple berry ice
- the man loves purple what else is there to say
- he loves a good ice flavor
- he sneaks rips during council meetings
yoda: strawberry kiwi
- og flavor for an og man
- he thinks it’s funny to see people double-take when they see it
echo: lemon mint
- best flavor for the best boy
- it’s just so classy and yummy and effervescent just like him✨
- he has a special prosthetic attachment so he can take fat rips whenevuh
bo katan: black winter
- matches her armor and she’s committed to the aesthetic before all else
- she likes the name
hondo: strawberry piña colada
- he loves a party
- another babygirl flavor
- he likes bringing up the fact that his vape matches obi-wan’s
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Really enjoy that Gimli just pulls autistic rizz on Legolas. They are sat on horseback together. Nothing really brings up the topic, but Gimli starts going off (read: infodumping) about Algarond’s Caves. Legolas is just. Enthralled by this. So much so that he immediately plans not one but two (2!) dates for them to Fangorn and Algarond. And invites Gimli to wander middle earth with him.
Your honor this is peak weird guy rizz. The relationship dynamic ever.
IMO this was The Moment at least for Legolas.
I love them. Love that their dynamic is You Must Hear About My Special Interest and also What If We Did a Bit Mid-battle. They’re so ✨✨
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it’s oddly comforting how many of these comedians don’t know how to drive
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My Hange Zoë HC’s
The man, the myth, the legend. The 14th Commander of the Survery Corps and eccentric Titan lover, Hange is my favourite character from AOT and is pretty much my absolute comfort character, so I just wanted to share some very random headcanons which I have come up with while working on my fanfics. Some are canonical information that I have expanded upon, some are inspired by others that I have seen, and some are completely original. (All I ask is that you please don’t attack me for any that you may disagree with)
Feel free to ask me any questions about these.
1) AFAB, mainly uses gender neutral pronouns but also comfortable with feminine and masculine ones.
2) They are pansexual and genderfluid, and I also hc them as somewhat polyam as I ship them with Moblit, Levi, and Pieck (kinda controversial, I know)
3) Zoë Avery Hange is their full legal name, but they prefer to use just Hange because it’s more gender-neutral. They dislike their middle name.
4) Hans is a nickname given to them by their Father who was killed by an abnormal on a scouting expedition while they were little. It came from Hange’s difficulty with saying their surname as a child as they would say their surname was Hans.
5) A few years after their father’s death, their mother remarried; it was their stepfather that made Hange run away to join the Cadets.
6) Forced to live as a girl when they were young as their stepfather accused their mother of “enabling” Hange’s “delusional behaviour”
7) They have very little regard for their own safety because of their stepfather not caring about what they were doing.
8) Has younger half-siblings who are the golden children of the family - Hange is the black sheep in their stepfather’s and half siblings’ eyes.
9) They had a girlfriend in the early days of being a cadet and the pair were incredibly close, but their partner died on an expedition. Moblit was the first person who they loved afterwards.
10) After Moblit’s death, Levi caught them during a depressive episode and was able to stop them from doing anything stupid. He was there for them through the grieving process and it only made their friendship stronger, and it progressed into a full-blown romance.
This is all I have for the time being. I’m still coming up with more of these as I write, and I’m hoping for the first chapter of my post-rumbling LeviHan fic to be published soon too.
I will most likely be making a part 2 of this in future.
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