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morganaspendragonss · 3 hours

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people who’ve never watched taskmaster try to guess what’s going on from just this clip

#i truly could not breathe watching this #this poor guy #taskmaster

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morganaspendragonss · 3 hours

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Fanfic tiktok is wild... I see so many people saying shit like "I could never read anything below 60k!!", or "What story can you even tell in under 5k words?" or "A oneshot below 10k isn't even a story!" or "I always filter completed fics by 100k< only!"

And I'm like...

A) which fandoms are you reading fics for where you have this kind of offerings on the regular?

B) have you heard of short stories? If you truly think every story NEEDS to be longform to connect with people, I sincerely feel sorry for you.

C) Average novel length is between 50k to 100k. I'm sorry, but CONSISTENTLY demanding fic writers to push out fics of that length is insane. Just think about it: YOU DEMAND AUTHORS TO PUT OUT FICS THAT COMPARE TO COMMERCIAL NOVELS IN LENGTH (AND QUALITY) AS A BASELINE.

Yall are wilding.

#god if anything i’m in the opposite camp #(i do love a long fic and i will gobble them up)#but the exquisiteness of a short fic…..effervescent

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morganaspendragonss · 3 hours

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[ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. Joanne McNally walks past a geodesic dome in a garden. She says eagerly, "This is like a fantasy of mine." The dome is filled with hundreds of teddy bears and stuffed toys. End ID.]

#same #taskmaster

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morganaspendragonss · 3 hours

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[ID: Five screencaps from Taskmaster. Greg Davies asks, "What have you brought me that you can turn upside down that I'll have fun with?" Steve Pemberton replies, "A calculator." Greg says, "I know where you're going with this... and I approve this message." End ID.]

#former teacher jumping out #taskmaster

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morganaspendragonss · 3 hours

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[ID: Two screencaps from Taskmaster. Greg Davies says, "I like John's smile. Not necessarily any more than I like Joanne's penis." End ID.]

#taskmaster

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morganaspendragonss · 3 hours

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'at least we never woke up to a Labour government!!!' yeah good we woke up to a nightmare Tory hellhole dystopia every day for 14 years where they've scrapped a whole bunch of our rights instead, we really dodged a fucking torpedo there didn't we

#can i wake up in the chaos under ed miliband world please #uk politics

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morganaspendragonss · 3 hours

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I was tame, I was gentle 'til the circus life made me mean.

#mary & george

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morganaspendragonss · 3 hours

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❥ Braids , Locs , Twists And More. Maxis Match Edition Part 3❥

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You can find Part 1 & Part 2 here . Huge Thanks to the Creators ❥ @simkatu @twisted-cat @simsenshi @ceeproductions @thatonegreenleaf @redheadsims-cc @sehablasimlish @leeleesims1 @aladdin-the-simmer @laeska @qicc @sheabuttyr @goamazons @simstrouble @sashima @joshseoh @greenllamas

#oooooooo #the sims 4

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morganaspendragonss · 3 hours

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‘why is dalien a d student’ ‘why is tabitha not earning anything at work’ ‘dalien hates fitness but surely he’ll like cheerleading’

dan and phil please learn how the sims works i am begging you

#local simmer is crying #love their commitment to the bit of not knowing how any of the games they play work #but PLEASE 😭#dan and phil #dapg

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morganaspendragonss · 18 hours

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I don't want to write fic that's "good", I want to write a fic that hits someone's id so hard it changes their brain chemistry.

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