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nuppu-nuppu · 9 months
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imjustheretodomyjob · 2 years
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bkdk is the most unrealistic relationship and here's why:
bakugou has shown no romantic or sexual connection with anyone except kirishima. he literally hates deku with a passion, but deep down we all know he cares deeply for midoriya and thinks of him as a brother. a BROTHER, nothing more. most animes don't support incest bc it's creepy as hell and should be illegal (and in some places it rightly is so).
and sure, you could argue they're not biologically related, which would be the truth. HOWEVER, they view each other as brothers, they have a kind of sibling rivalry that is beautiful because it shows that even though katsuki is a "tough guy" he really does care and respect most of his peers. he views izuku as a proper enemy, a rival, someone to defeat. they're each other's motivation.
they started out as best friends and that's how I think they should end. it would be perfect for things to come to a close and them to end up as friends. i don't think anyone is a queercoded character in bnha, because it's not a romance anime. its an action/adventure anime, possibly a coming of age one too.
i already know what's gonna be in the comments and that this post won't receive a lot of kudos. people will say im homophobic and ask "did we watch the same show?" yes we fucking did, but you're delusional and reaching so far to make this stupid ship believable.
i do think the ship is interesting, though not possible and not believable either. which is why i have written a one shot of it, just to try to get into my characters heads and figure out if there could be a true connection between them in the actual anime/Manga.
there is none. grow up and deal with it. the only ship that will be Canon is izuocha, but no one cares about it anymore because it's heterosexual which is apparently something "basic" and "cliche."
bakudeku is basic. bakudeku is a cliche. it's the stereotypical crybaby who has a crush on a jerk who bullies him.
at the end of the day, 80% of relationships in fantasy or fiction is a basic cliche mess. deal with it. shipping was just invented to make these cliche ordeals a bit more appealing.
shipping is for fun. bakudeku was a pairing created for simple, harmless fun. but i think it's really degrading to horikoshi, who laid out this whole, complicated situation between two (hetero) males that explores inferiority and superiority complexes and other things like that.
all in all, i think bkdk is a fun and interesting ship that's practically harmless... but unrealistic, stupid, poorly made, and not Canon at all.
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killajust · 1 year
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Okay bc I can't shut up I'll write about my opinion on every ship on that poll/their eligibility. Under the cut naturally
Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya or skk or whatever: one of my friends hates them so they deserve to be here
Crowley/Aziraphale: agree on the overexposure level of annoying but aside from that they seem like a cute couple. however i think the fans were largely unbearable and there was problems with antisemitism
Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson: nothing wrong with it but definitely inescapable and super fucking annoying, sorry. i'd have no objection to it being canon but people just went way too crazy for it and now idk.
Reylo: absolutely deserves the win
Star Butterfly/Marco Diaz: this shit was fucking messy. the creators handled it terribly. from what little i know. it can stay
Spamton/Jevil: it can stay only because spamton is annoying as fuck (as was the plan surely) not bc of him even but bc of everyone else (as was the plan surely)
Harrier Du Bois/Kim Kitsuragi: yes theyre drawn a lot (and its always good) and im sure people meowmeowify them and do whatever but overwhelmingly their content is super good and they deserve to be annoying and everywhere. booing them offstage for this poll. theyre good
Herbert West/Daniel Cain: havent watched reanimator but im sure they deserve each other. it can stay just bc as i say later i think horror movie shipping is widely bizarre as fuck and kind of dumb (there are exceptions)
Catra/Adora: never watched SPOP and am curious how they ended up together from how odious catra seemed from the start. probably deserves a spot
Akira Kurusu/Goro Akechi: tHIS is the one i want to win for super petty reasons (the name of the ship) but i know realistically it won't. it can stay though simply because of that
Lapis/Peridot: yeah they can stay. SU teased so much shit with ships and then didn't do a damn thing with em. not that they have to but it was annoying
Tenth Doctor/Rose Tyler: I KNOW WHO SUBMITTED THIS and idk if i just missed the blast radius but during superwholock dr who barely grazed me. so i don't have an opinion! they seem like a sweet couple idk if they should be here though i am sure outside of my bubble they're annoying due to being everywhere
Cole Cassidy/Hanzo Shimada: there are worse ships for hanzo. also they're both kinda hot together. feel like i should give them a pass to leave
Takami Keigo/Todoroki Enji: idk about bnha but if that's todorokis dad then he deserves the chair. they can stay here and rot
Beauregard Lionett/Jester Lavorre: i know nothing about critrole but beauyasha appeals more. based on that they can stay bc its fun to be a hater (not really. idk what im saying here) jk they should go bc jester is cute. shin has educated me on who they actually are
Raiden Ei/Yae Miko: i don't know/like genshin much but i think eriko likes them so get them off this poll immediately
Katsuki Bakugou/Izuku Midoriya: absolutely deserves to make it to semifinals at LEAST holy shit bakudeku sucks. and i dont even go to bnha like even a little. dont even know what deku sounds like
Jack Hakrness/Ianto Jones: never watched torchwood. if they had chemistry i am sure people went wild for them and became overbearing though lol but itll never be destiel
Marisa Kirisame/Reimu Hakurei: reimari rules what the fuck is this doing here. HOWEVER someone i follow had to delete all their reimari stuff so maybe touhou fandom just sucks shit so... maybe. i dunno
Rhys Strongfork/Handsome Jack: yeah this one can stay
Kaname Madoka/ Homura Akemi: after rebellion i guess it's sucks but i really like the premise ): don't feel like it should be here
Alhaithem/Kaveh: idk who they are but as i say further down they're not the most popular genshin ship i know of
Ryuki Kuruto/Date Kaname: don't know these people from adam. no opinion
Ethan Winters/Chris Redfield: dont know anything about RE but if its a case of 'two conventionally attractive guys in the same game' then im sure it is annoying at least a little. still i feel like maybe its just average
Hunter/Willow Park: i know a loooot of people hate this one bc they've seen it so much so i guess it deserves a spot if the people have spoken
Childe/Zhongli: genshin is inescapable. mr electric send them to hell!!!!!! no in all seriousness this one isn't the one i've seen the most of (i say while fully being aware i can't tell anyone in genshin apart)
John Watson/ Sherlock Holmes: I WAS A JOHNLOCK BACK IN THE DAY LMAOOO i hope they make it to semifinals at least
Dimple/Arataka Reigen: THE GREEN THING??/ THATS A SHIP?? FJDJJ
Ashfur/Scourge: never read warriors but the mere thought of shipping cats like just straight up cats who walk on all fours is so funny to me
Zuko/Katara: zutara is cute on like the surface but many indigenous people have pointed out their discomfort and the issues with it and people WERE super annoying about it. theyre better as lifelong pals. it can stay
Nico Yazawa/Maki Nishikino: never heard of them in my life
Dean Winchester/Castiel: they should win second place to reylo
Sasuke Uchiha/Sakura Haruno: yeah
Vriska Serket/Terezi Pyrope: they actually ended up being really cute and i dont hear much about them. not sure they should be here
Benry/Gordon Freeman: ooh im so fucking sick of bendon. hope this one gets far (petty) as fond as i am now of shitty dynamics like that it's just a dumbass step too far. deserves a spot for sure imo
Keith Kogane/Lance Mcclain: its better than sheith (has never watched vld) but should probably still be here
Kazuhira Miller/Revolver Ocelot: everyone in mgs is funny please leave them alone
Jotaro Kujo/Noriaki Kakyoin: kakyoin did you lay this egg
Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas: hell no i love davekat get it OUT of here (i say knowing full well it probably qualifies in some way)
Sonic the Hedgehog/Shadow the Hedgehog: shipping sonic characters seems kinda weird to me overall but like idk it sounds like a funny ship. not sure how bad it is.
Mako/Korra: shippers of this were absolutely trash to korrasami. earned spot
The Onceler/The Onceler: GOD yeah on principle this deserves a fucking spot. on concept alone. speaking of that where's like sans on here
Lavernius Tucker/Agent Washington: never watched it. havent seen it around in years. doesnt seem relevant enough to be here
Chris Hartley/Josh Washington: this shouldnt be here it like barely makes a splash unless you look???? get it out of here i am sure anything from dbd qualifies 300 times as much
Piers/Raihan: people are just annoying about any m/m ship tbh. no strong opinion
Natsuki/Yuri: this is a good ship. one i haven't seen much content for. not sure it should be here i think they just wanted to fill a yuri quota.
Greg House/James Wilson: LOL yeah let them stay simply bc its funny
Callie Torres/Arizona Robbins: i dont remember much about greys but i think callie deserves to be happy. let them go in peace
Kazuma Kiryu/Goro Majima: no theyre married this shouldnt be here its the best dynamic theyre exempt from criticism
Light Yagami/Misa Amane: PEOPLE ACTUALLY SHIP THIS??? how is this here??? objectively yeah it sucks but how is it here???????
Chell/GLaDOS: chelldos rules and shouldn't be here
Adam Faulkner-Stanheight/Lawrence Gordon: shipping in horror movies has always been fucking bizarre to me. sorry. maybe it deserves a spot (this is how you can tell i filled these in out of order)
Tom Wambsgans/Greg Hirsch: fully thought these were MCYT dudes before i saw 'succession'. people are annoying about succession and idek a single thing about it. it can stay
Ryo Asuka/Akira Fudo: never watched devilman but from what i remember of the ryo dude maybe they do deserve to be here
Yami Yugi/Seto Kaiba: if by yami yugi you mean full on atem then fuck you theres like barely any content and it's so real. shouldnt be here bc it fits no criteria
Qrow Branwen/James Ironwood: never got that far in rwby so have no opinion.
Batman/The Joker: superbat is better. it can stay
Getou Suguru/Satoru Gojo: are these the two that look like songxiao? they should be safe just bc of that and shouldnt win
Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski: if its some bad teen/adult age gap its shit by default and also apparently really weird queerbaiting or something too
Iki Hiyori/Yukine: never heard of them in my life but if theyre lesbians they can be as bad as they want
Jayce/Viktor: sorry gonna be controversial here but i tend to drop a ship if in the series they're shown to be into other people. i was on board for a bit but mel is SUPER hot and jayce was like 'youre like a brother to me (:' and sorry but that kills my enjoyment of ships like immediately. maybe i cling to canon too much but like 'as a brother' has always steered me away from stuff. idk if they should be here but i do wish they were a little less popular. im sure i will be waterboarded for this and told 'thats just the writers trying to sink a ship!!' or whatever but like leave me alone i dont know
Hannibal Lector/Will Graham: theyre funny. they can stay but because theyre the worst affectionately
Dirk Strider/Jake English: dirkjake is soooo fucking mid it deserves a spot
Ash/Serena: who is serena again? ash is like perpetually 10 anyways right so i wouldnt wanna get so passionate about something involving kids holding hands
personally if genshin was gonna be here on terms of being super annoying from what little i know of it it shouldve been kaeluc. also SO many mxtx ships and yet none were even available LMAO i can say 3 off the top of my head that are everywhere and aren't problematic... anyways chicken salad should be here. (redacted) too but in a more affectionate, genuine way. sadly its super problematic so it cant make the cut. tbh im shocked theres no star trek on here either maybe i just follow a lot of trekkies
i follow a diverse group of bloggers who talk about all these different things and some of these have not shown up even once, which means they're not nearly as annoying as being on the poll would lead you to believe. i have a good sample size and if i've never heard of your ship, it shouldn't qualify.
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siflshonen · 2 years
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Oh! Didn't know that Saiki K. is a Shounen. Aside that, what are your opinions on that anime? On another note, In terms of fan fiction, what are the fandoms that you actively read on? Do u have recommendations?
Saiki K:
Saiki K is a lot of things. Personally, my brain classifies it as slice of life/comedy FIRST AND FOREMOST but it is also technically a shonen (and yeah, it was published in Shonen Jump.) It’s simultaneously a lot like MP100 and yet also NOTHING like MP100.
In terms of the anime, I have a lot of fun with it! Honestly it’s super overwhelming on first watch because there is SO MUCH overlapping dialogue happening so fast that it’s tough to catch if you aren’t a super fast reader (sub) or are keen to absorb all that stimulus (dub) but I do enjoy it greatly as just something fun and funny and relatively easy to consume (speed of quips notwithstanding). Shun Kaido and his “eighth grade delusion” self in particular charms me as much as it makes me feel bad for him or embarrassed to have to witness him, but honestly the friendships he strikes up with with Aran (who is… likely my favorite. Because delinquent.) and Saiki in particular make me smile. Actually, over time, pretty much all the characters grew on me so even though Miss Ganguro transfer student is my favorite girl, I do also believe in Teruhashi supremacy at the same time. (…If it matters, I also believe Saiki himself is the king of all tsunderes since if he really didn’t like the people around him, he could simply make them cease to be OR change his life so that it wasn’t very particularly structured as a slice of life comedy manga/anime.)
Fanfiction list under the cut.
Fanfiction:
Ah. Well, this is tough… there are SO many good stories out there, Anon. But whatever fandoms I am writing for also tend to be what fandoms I am reading for. The exception seems to be that when I miss a character badly enough I will loop back and re-visit those fandoms, hahaha. Usually this means I revisit the Legend of Zelda recent submissions and scour it for non-Zelink and General content ha ha ha!
Right now, I’m mostly sticking to BNHA/MHA content because that is also what I am writing.
Generally I prefer things that are canon-compliant, canon-adjacent, or AUs that hold very closely to canon or painstakingly careful considerations to characterization… with a few exceptions (I am not quite as self-limiting with Bakudeku/Dekubaku content, though I’m still horribly picky about it.) My Ao3 bookmarks (and most of my Ao3 history, though I don’t curate it as well to junk the ones I clicked on and immediately backed out from) can also function as recommendations, but I’ll list a few favorite authors:
Chymerical (Gen and Bakudeku. I really appreciate Diamond Grind so much but Twice in a Lifetime makes me laugh the most. Absolutely incredible author.)
Kanthia (Legend of Zelda and Dragon Ball/Dragon Ball Z. Honestly, they’re a personal fandom hero to me and major inspiration. Recently published more post-Cell-Saga stuff that I absolutely ADORED.)
young_crone (A NSFW BKDK author. My favorite is One Day at a Time, the one where their air conditioner breaks and nothing actually happens besides both of them being total dumbasses about handling their day onwards, BUT everything they write is just beautiful. It doesn’t matter to me when they stray farther from their original characterizations because they are just THAT good at doing what they do!)
Seeress (BKDK. Many stories. A little, um, sweeter and more domestic than I usually favor for BKDK, but hey! They’re great! Some are hit-and-miss for me, but I have a special soft spot for Panacea and Let Me Assist You Personally.
MySecretFandomMoments (BKDK, KRBK, TDBKDK. Read Big Protien. Read it right now.)
SmartiMart (Bakudeku, EraserMic, Dadzawa content. By far the most relatively “sappy” author recommendation on this list, but there’s so much energy, real love, and joyful passion in all of their stories.)
Sour_Idealist (BKDK and General. I have a VERY high opinion of their work and wish I could be like them. My favorite is actually a fic that is a meeting between Todoroki Rei and Hawks called Hope That Soul is Changing. It’s fantastic.)
Pikahlua (yeah, like @pikahlua. Someone who writes detailed meta about a series usually brings the same insight and love of the canon material into their work.)
Rironomind (One Punch Man GenoSai and BKDK. Includes an experimental piece for BKDK that I… like I can’t tell you what happened and there’s no way to experience it and I ahsidoemeosoek anyway Colourless Saitama and his Years of Training as well as Mouth in the Door - which is an original work - are my favorites.)
Roadtripwithlucifer (BKDK. Despite several of these authors having a large proportion of NSFW in their works, I somehow want to say she’s the horniest of all my listed authors. Also plays the most fast and loose with most AU concepts, but like. There’s something comforting and very “fanfiction for fanfiction’s sake” about it that I just find super appealing. THAT SAID my favorite is Zero-Sum Game which is a completely and intentionally fucked up story but does earnestly take a lot of the core parts of the BKDK dynamic, crank them up to MAXIMUM VOLUME, and then perform surgery on them under a microscope in front of a live audience.)
Honestly? There are SO many more out there. I stuck to BNHA and BKDK authors predominantly because it’s where I’m at recent to you asking, but there’s always more…
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makeste · 2 years
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BnHA Chapter 335: It’s Traitor Time
Previously on BnHA:
S&S: take this quirk! BUT BEWARE, IT CARRIES A TERRIBLE CURSE. TOMURA: ooh! that’s bad. AFO: but at least we get to keep the new quirk once it’s done destroying all these other quirks! TOMURA: that’s good! S&S: actually, the quirk self-destructed once it was done fucking you guys up. TOMURA: that’s bad. S&S: but at least I’m dead now! TOMURA: that’s good! S&S: btw this is all thanks to me being inspired by All Might. TOMURA: ... AFO: ... S&S: (。^_・)ノ TOMURA: can I go now?
Today on BnHA: All Might is all “here’s a list of the final villains. you kids can figure out how to divvy them up amongst yourselves.” Deku is all, “thanks All Might. btw did you hear, Kacchan loves me now!” Kacchan is all, “FDSLKFJL I ABSOLUTELY DO NOT.” All Might is all, “fucking superb you funky little hero eggs.” AFO is all, “I know this seems bad, Tomura, but never fear, I have a contingency plan.” Hagakure is all, “EYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.” Fandom is all, “AW MAN, NOT THE SENSIBLE TRAITOR CHOICE THAT ACTUALLY HAS A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF CANON EVIDENCE BACKING IT UP. WHAT ABOUT KAMINARI. MAYBE IT’S A FAKEOUT. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN RECOVERY GIRL,” and many other reasonable and judicious takes that I will try my hardest not to judge. Maybe it’s Toga in disguise. I’m sorry; I’ll show myself out.
so, I have been spoiled. it would have happened no matter what, and it was honestly kind of fun despite making yesterday one of the longest Thursdays of my life. I’m not gonna try to make a habit of it though lol
but anyways so yeah! time to read the fuck out of this chapter! and I’m only spoiled for the ending (at least I think it’s the ending) and nothing else, so bring on those class 1-A antics and BakuDeku angst if you please!
...huh
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do you know, I actually looked at that panel and thought, “eggy!” to myself in a B. Dylan Hollis voice. that’s the most gen z thing I have ever done
anyway I’m just gonna guess this is the hero egg metaphor again lol. so now, moving on... omg it’s Deku
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believe it or not Deku, he did! he took a lot of damage. and you know what, credit where credit is due, because I have been ripping that little mini-arc to pieces every chance I get, but I do have to hand it to him for closing a plot hole that I know was actually bothering a lot of people, and for doing so in a pretty unconventional way
because most of the time, when the power gap between the hero and the villain is too insurmountable, the author deals with it by powering up the hero, either realistically or otherwise. but realistically in this case would have meant a timeskip, which would have been a huge “no thank you” from me lol. and in any case we already established that option was off the table because TomurAFO isn’t just going to sit around waiting for Deku to train
so what does Horikoshi do instead? rather than powering up the hero, he powers down the villain. because apparently that’s a thing you can do? which, why wouldn’t it be. except that I can’t think of any other stories where this happens, off the top of my head? at least not well in advance of the final battle like this. usually if anything, it would happen during the final battle, like when Evie reads the incantation that makes Imhotep mortal at the end of The Mummy. but I genuinely can’t think of any other instances where an author decided to make their final villain less threatening right before the climatic showdown. this is actually wild to me
anyways but yeah. “whoops my bad, this guy is actually way too powerful. let me just... okay there we go.” the absolute fucking nerve of this guy though. the fucking chutzpah to just be all “I’m gonna bring in a new character with the most op quirk we’ve ever seen in the series just so I can take TomurAFO down a notch because otherwise it’s really gonna bother me”
anyway, that’s just something I meant to bring up over this past week, but never got around to. and just to be clear, I’m still by no means happy about S&S getting killed off. I’m glad it served a purpose, but maybe one of these days we can get that elusive female character who gets to do cool important stuff, and then actually sticks around so she can keep doing more of it. hope springs eternal. anyways but back to Deku and 1-A and All Might
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you fucking lucked out on this one Deku. especially since All Might here apparently wasn’t even planning on telling you that you only had two days left before TomurAFO reached full power. like if S&S hadn’t intervened, shit would basically be hitting the fan right now and the kids would have had next to no warning. just curious, are we going to bring that up at some point?
(ETA: nope. Deku’s not the only one who lucked out lol.)
oh my god Momo with her hair down
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imagine if Momo-with-her-hair-down formed an alliance with headband!Bakugou and hairclips!Kaminari. they could take over the world
also 1000% here for Momo and Jirou finishing each other’s sentences. so happy to see MomoJirou thriving here in 2021 as the BnHA Endgame approaches
anyway so now All Might is giving us a brief update on the surviving pro heroes (still out conducting search and rescue missions)
and he says that all-out war is inevitable. yeah thanks we figured that out already lol
and now he’s thoughtfully summarizing who the final villains are for the benefit of anyone who has not been paying attention
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“so for anyone keeping track, that’s four big villains for Deku, Bakugou, Shouto, and Ochako to fight, plus a few scattered mini-bosses for our Iida and Kirishima-tier characters, and then lastly a bunch of small fries nobody cares about who we can just assign to the class 1-B kids or whoever.” thanks boss
lmaooooo
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“aren’t you forgetting someone, All Might?” no Shouji because we haven’t officially had that reveal yet. wait until the end of the chapter young man
anyways. CHILD SOLDIERS, ASSEMBLE~~
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please don’t take that comment seriously btw lol. I’m fully aware they have no choice. by all means, let these kids fight when their lives and the lives of their families and basically the entire country’s population are all on the line. Horikoshi did a great job of escalating the threat and the stakes to the point where letting the fate of the world rest with a bunch of sixteen-year-olds actually seems like a great fucking decision
correction: a bunch of sixteen-year-olds, and one seventeen-year-old
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clearly the most mature of the bunch
LOL THE CASUAL SHADE
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“hey All Might :) you would probably know this already if you’d spent more than two seconds talking to any of us since Jakku instead of working overtime as Deku’s personal valet :) but we’ve already been in Full Child Soldier Mode for like a month already bro.” oof
“oh hey lol I just realized I’m not wearing a shirt,” Ojiro suddenly says out of the blue. “my bad”
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how very like Ojiro to get his thunder stolen even in his own fucking panel. fucking look at Kaminari just standing there reaching for his tail though. follow your dreams Kami. boop the floof
OH MY GOD
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[WHIPS THE FUCKING BULLET POINTS OUT WITH A DRAMATIC FLOURISH]
DEKU’S FACE. THE FUCKING DELIGHT IN HIS EYES WHEN HE SAYS THAT KACCHAN WANTED TO PRACTICE. HE’S PRACTICALLY GUSHING OVER IT OH GOSH
KACCHAN PROMISING DEKU HE’LL HELP HIM MASTER OFA. THE CONTINUING CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT WE LOVE TO SEE!
“HAAAAAAAAAH?!”
THE FUCKING MELTDOWN AT HIS NICENESS BEING EXPOSED IN FRONT OF EVERYONE LMAO. MOTHERFUCKER YOU GAVE A THREE-PAGE LONG APOLOGY IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE FUCKING CLASS. YOU TOLD HIM YOU WEREN’T GONNA LET HIM DO IT ALONE AND YOU WERE GONNA SAVE HIM AND WORK TOGETHER TO WIN BY SAVING EVERYONE. YOU CALLED HIM IZUKU TWICE. BOY YOUR SOFT SIDE IS ALREADY EXPOSED. IT’S SO GODDAMN EXPOSED YOU OUGHT TO PLACE THAT SHIT IN QUARANTINE. TMZ WROTE A SENSATIONAL ARTICLE ABOUT IT
ANYWAYS, POINT BEING, THERE IS NO FACE LEFT TO SAVE! NOBODY HERE IS BUYING A SINGLE WORD OF THIS EXCEPT FOR GOOD OLD SATOU HERE APPARENTLY. DO YOU NEED ME TO GO FETCH THE FAINTING COUCH FOR YOU, SATOU
(ETA: on a more serious and less capslocky note, I’m actually very interested in this training, not only because of the remaining still-unresolved tension in the BakuDeku relationship dynamic, but because “mastering OFA” involves another plotline which we’ve been waiting for ages to finally see resolved. who are you really, Two. why are your name and quirk still being kept secret even now. the people want answers!)
SADLKFJALSDKJG
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MORE BULLET POINTS! I ACTUALLY DIDN’T PUT THEM AWAY YET! MAYBE I NEVER WILL!!!
THE FUCKING WHIPLASH HOLY FUCK. LITERALLY HOW DO YOU DO THAT WITH YOUR FACE
I’M SO SORRY DEKU. I PROMISE HE REALLY DOES CARE. THIS IS WHAT LOYAL, DEVOTED KACCHAN FRIENDSHIP LOOKS LIKE. HE’S JUST... LIKE THIS
“I DIDN’T AGREE TO HELP YOU FOR YOUR BENEFIT! [TURNS AND STRIKES A POSE] I JUST WANTED TO TEST OUT MY NEW TECHNIQUE. [UNSETTLING DEBONAIR GRIN]” THERE YOU HAVE IT, FOLKS. MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE CHARACTER IN THE WORLD. WE DON’T GET TO CHOOSE WHO WE LOVE
SDFSKJDHKJGKJSAD;HG SHOUTO WHAT THE FUCK
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DID YOU GET AN ARM TRANSPLANT. DID YOUR ARM CONSUME A BUNCH OF SMALLER, WEAKER ARMS TO ATTAIN ITS FINAL FORM. WERE YOU TIRED OF BEING THE HAND CRUSHER AND DECIDED IT WAS INSTEAD TIME TO BECOME... THE CRUSHER HAND
SDJGLAWJRLGKL THE HITS KEEP ON COMING
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“BRO YOU GOT A NEW ATTACK?! WHAT THE FUCK, WHY ARE WE ALL JUST STANDING AROUND WASTING PRECIOUS TIME THAT YOU COULD BE USING TO BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME. PLEASE USE IT ON ME IN HEAPS. HEAPS”
LMAO ALL MIGHT’S FACE
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NORMALLY YOU WOULD BE SMILING GENTLY AT THIS KIND OF SCENE. IS THIS FROWN BECAUSE YOU’RE WORRIED THAT THEIR INNOCENCE ISN’T GOING TO LAST, OR ARE YOU JUST TAKING THE SAME AMOUNT OF PSYCHIC DAMAGE FROM THIS CONVERSATION AS I AM LMAO
oh shit. here we were having a grand old time, and then bam with the feels
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they grow up so fast. ah fuck
anyway so now he’s making this whole speech to AFO in his mind about how AFO shouldn’t have fucked with class 1-A lol. but more importantly, holy fuck are we transitioning scenes now?? IS IT FINALLY THAT TIME
oh shit nope. not yet
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this is so conflicting for me. on the one hand AFO hecking deserves it tbh. but on the other hand poor Tomura has to deal with all this bullshit too
um excuse me, the fuck
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he better fucking mean the few remaining quirks that weren’t destroyed by New Order. Horikoshi I swear to god, if you come out and tell us that after all of that bs the only lasting effect of Star’s attack was that it bought the kids an extra week of time... lol I don’t even know. if you wanted to do that you could have just made the deadline one week to begin with, instead of that short-lived two days nonsense
anyway so Tomura is all “ANYWAYS FUCK ALL MIGHT” which as we know is basically his default whenever he’s pissed off lol
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omg
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what could your backup plan be then, I wonder? or would it be more accurate to wonder WHO your backup plan could be? :D
so now Dabi is making his requisite cameo appearance, and AFO is continuing to build up to the traitor reveal
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and did one of those alternate routes you put in place involve making a Noumu out of Tenko’s dead sister????? or am I leaping a little too far too soon based on nothing lol. sorry I’m just so excited
HMMDLGKSJLKL (o゚□゚)o (๑º ロ º๑) ₍₍ (̨̡ ‾᷄⌂‾᷅)̧̢ ₎₎
you guys. you guys
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OH MY GOD
MAN I REALLY THOUGHT I WAS GONNA KEEP MY COOL LOL. I MEAN I KNEW IT WAS COMING. NOT JUST KNEW, BUT LITERALLY KNEW. AND YET SOMEHOW THE HYPE IS STILL SO FUCKING INTENSE THOUGH AHHHHHH
oh shit. oh fuck. oh shit
okay!! well it’s finally happening, friends! how can I even begin to sum up all my thoughts on this
honestly, this is basically like the Touya reveal for me though, in that I already 100% took for granted that the theory was true. like, there was no doubt in my mind whatsoever. so it’s not really a feeling of vindication so much as it is a feeling of “finally, we’re getting to this”
only difference being that when Dabi’s identity was finally revealed, there wasn’t an outpouring of people saying things like “maybe it’s a fakeout??” or “so disappointing, can’t believe Horikoshi went the obvious route,” or “I think Kaminari would have made a better Touya,” lol. but you know how it is. fandom gonna fandom
I’m getting excited now because AFO’s whole speech about contingency plans, along with the close-up of his eye and then the WOOSH over to Hagakure, gives me hope that this crackpot theory might actually stand a chance. I mean, the guy talks about planning extensively for decades upon decades and accounting for every possible pitfall along the way. it would make perfect sense if one of those contingencies he planned for was the possibility that Tenko might not work out as an heir. in which case it definitely wouldn’t hurt to have a backup Shimura grandchild in play. gotta make sure we do everything possible to fuck with All Might and Nana, right?
but what got me even more hyped was the implication that TomurAFO was communicating with Hagakure through some sort of psychic connection (or via his radio waves quirk? if that’s even still a thing?). you know, exactly like he does with the Noumu. it lends a lot of weight to the theory that Hagakure isn’t necessarily doing this out of her own free will, but is possibly being controlled, or brainwashed
and if any of that is true, we could possibly find out as early as next week! Hagakure flashback time?? Aoyama Unwilling Accomplice/Person Who’s Playing Along Until He Can Figure Out Some Way To Stop Her time?? HANA TIME???? holy shit you guys. how are people not hyped for this lol. “I just wish he’d picked someone with more plot relevance” and why exactly do you think she hasn’t had any plot relevance until now?? “she just doesn’t have any character development” GOOD POINT, IF ONLY HORIKOSHI WOULD GIVE HER SOME. IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME HUGELY IMPORTANT ROLE HE COULD BESTOW ON HER WHICH WOULD 100% EXPLAIN HER LACK OF PLOT IMPORTANCE UP TO THIS POINT, AND WHICH WOULD INSTANTLY MAKE HER A FAR MORE COMPLICATED AND COMPELLING CHARACTER MOVING FORWARD
but anyways lol, I’m sorry, I’ll chill out now. people are allowed to have different opinions than me lol. but that being said, I for one am very, very excited and I can’t wait for the next chapter. fuck yeah
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hello these are the bnha fics i’ve read so far and i just made this to track them for myself. favorites are marked with a 💥! more bakudeku plus tododeku and other ships under the cut.
bakudeku
💥 Bluebird - EtherealBeing (53k)
Dialing a wrong number was no unusual occurrence. Everyone did it once in a while, and Katsuki was well aware of that fact.
However, possessing this knowledge made it no less aggravating for him to discover — a full two minutes into his rant about his day — that he’d been venting his frustrations to a complete stranger. As if that wasn't enough, said stranger was also inexplicably determined to hear his story to its end.
Let’s Be Alone Together - lalazee (3k)
Prompt: Deku being aggressively forward in his pursuit of Bakugou, and how that big oaf would react to someone else actually making the first move.
“Are you going to spend your entire life wishing you’d kissed me or are you gonna grow some balls and fucking do it?”
Bell Pepper - ticklishivories (7k)
Midoriya knew they wouldn’t talk about it. He was right. But he never thought it’d happen again.
spilling over every side - failbender (6k)
No good deed goes unpunished, not when there's a crazy lady with a complex and Lust Quirk parading around the city. By now, Katsuki should probably be used to things blowing up in his face.
be loved - bonnia (5k)
They sit there, in the darkness of the common room, about a few centimeters between them, but miles apart. Somehow, the quiet is companionable. More than it has been in many years. Katsuki knows he’s responsible for the rift between them, and he knows even more that it can’t only be Deku who attempts to mend it.
“Hey,” he says, after a while, and Deku turns to him in question, but Katsuki refuses to look his way. “Touch me again.”
(or: the kidnapping incident leaves bakugou traumatised about being touched on the back of his neck, and midoriya decides to take matters into his own hands)
Leftovers - brichibi (6k)
“Did you two make up?”
That. That’s why that fight felt like it was worth it, even if, technically, Izuku can’t answer her. Have they made up? Is this making up?
He actually doesn’t know.
[Or: the house arrest fic where it is, somehow, more awkward to talk through feelings than it is to fight]
lust-drunk - theboykingofhell (8k)
The one where Bakugou tries not to lose his mind to lust, and Midoriya is the useless gay who does nothing to help that matter at all.
💥 Quiet Rapture - lalazee (261k) - inc.
That A/B/O fic where cocky Alpha Bakugou falls in mate-love at first scent, while Midoriya is just a poor bookstore-owning Omega who got his nose punched in is a kid and can't smell a damn thing. Also known as: That time an Alpha had to use his actual personality to woo his mate instead of relying on his scent.
💥 A Demolition Boy & his Cryptid BF - kewltie (8k)
Bakugou of the Demolition Squad is famous for running one of the most popular Youtube channels on the web that regularly blow shit up and jumped off a perfectly good building for shit and giggles. He's also famous for his Cryptid BF™, never appearing on camera except for a few bodyshots and all information on him is kept locked up tighter than Fort Knox, therefore drawing all sort of attention and curiosity toward his mysterious boyfriend.
Deku from Deku Explains is a hopeless chatterbox who is known for uploading 20-30 minutes video that talked about his favorite shows and comics and have one of the most devoted following on Youtube. He also can't seem to shut up about his boyfriend Kacchan, who regularly make his presence on the channel as a disembodied voice.
They should theoretically have nothing in common except a shared platform to host their content and an army of fans with an endless curiosity and devotion to their Youtubers. Vidcon is where we lay our scene and the internet is about to get a rude wake up call.
What The Fuck Did You Just Call Me? - reading_raindrop (8k)
“A-ah B-Bakugou! You dropped some pencils!”
Katsuki stiffened. Kirishima and Kaminari froze. Basically, everyone within earshot stopped what they were doing to look at Izuku like he sprouted a second head. What did he just call him? “What the fuck did you just say to me?”
Katsuki whipped his head towards Izuku with his signature death glare as he stood up from where he picked up the fallen supplies.
“U-um I said you dropped some pencils! I think this eraser might be yours to-”
“No. What the fuck did you just call me?”
Izuku starts calling him Bakugou and it pisses the explosive teen off a lot more than he thought it would
💥 take care - Chrome (2k)
There are words to say stay safe, I’ll miss you, I love you, but Kacchan has always preferred to leave things unspoken. Izuku isn’t much with languages, but he thinks he’s figured out this one.
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“Emotional constipation manifested as over-the-top housewifery?” Mina asks. Before Izuku can say that is not what he meant at all, she nods. “Yeah, I can see it.”
Just Look At Me - Colourcubify (52k) - dnf
Midoriya is completely happy with his life. Nope, not one single regret in his twenty-seven years. He especially doesn't regret running into his old childhood friend/bully after almost ten years, nor does he regret spilling coffee all over his very expensive looking suit. How nice it will be to die with no regrets. ~~~~ AKA the sugar daddy AU I meant to be a one shot, that turned into a full fledged story.
A Nest for the Best - Camellia_Sinensis (1k)
Deku’s been nesting and asking everyone in 1-A for pieces of clothing for his horde. Everyone, that is, except Katsuki. Cue the jealousy.
unforgiving - i_write_emotion (19k)
Deku is hit with a quirk that takes away his ability to forgive, and Bakugou’s world comes crashing down. Quirkless!Deku. Pro-hero!Bakugou.
@ Deku WRONG CHAT - katyastark (16k) - inc.
Deku: THE LENGTHS I WOULD GO TO JUST LICK THE SWEAT OFF HIS ABS hnnnnnghhh
Deku: or! like! It doesn’t even have to be his abs! It could be anywhere else! I’m not picky!
Pinky: excuse me what
ChargeDolt: OMG
Uravity: @Deku WRONG CHAT
I love you. I’m completely and utterly in love with you. Please don’t get married. - InkspillsNotebook (6k)
Ta-Da!!!! I hope you all enjoy the finished product!!! I'm sorry (not sorry) I broke a lot of you when I first posted this to tumblr!!
Procrastination - capncapk (5k)
But it is still surprising to see his more-than-friend-but-also-lover-he-guesses in his office seeking attention though Izuku already turned him down.
Usually he'll get a text of 'wyd?' followed by a time and place if Izuku responds with a confirmation, and silence if he's busy.
Or slammed into the wall in the agency's shower for a quickie if no one was around, which despite his anxiety, he often acquiesces to.
While You Were Sleeping - Belkacaramelka (71k)
The one where quirkless fanboy Midoriya Izuku rescues Pro Hero Todoroki Shouto, gets mistaken as his fiancé while he is in a coma, and gets caught up in the most unlikely fake engagement... until his childhood enemy and Todoroki's classmate Bakugou Katsuki tries to catch him out, and they both end up discovering a lot more about each other than they'd expected.
Quirkless AU based on the film; endgame BakuDeku. -- Katsuki didn’t know when the change had happened: how he had gone from asking why Todoroki chose Deku of all people, to wondering why it was Todoroki that Deku chose. Troublesome Deku, who cooed like an idiot at cats, tripped at a random catcall and sang badly. Who, despite everything, proved that it wasn’t the quirk that defined a person. Deku, who was too much, not his, and undeniably off limits to begin with.
briar roses (and hundred years of sleep) - vannral (16k)
In complete honesty, no one who knows the Class 3-A should be surprised anymore. Izuku is asleep.
In which Izuku is hit by a ‘Sleeping Beauty’ Quirk, Class 3-A tries to find his True Love and get them to kiss him, and Katsuki’s very angry about it all.
Yes, They’re All Safe - teaandtumblr (5k)
Villains have entered UA grounds and are disposed of just as quickly, but that doesn't mean a headcount of the students doesn't need to be done. Toshinori would admit, he wasn't quite prepared for what he found in Bakugou Katsuki's room.
💥 all choked up - spicyrabbit (5k)
Bakugou Katsuki had a habit of turning away from the heard. At 16, he does this by coming to terms with wanting, desperately, to see his childhood friend cry.
💥 May I take your order, dipshit? - supercrunch (6k)
So, like, maybe Bakugou wasn’t really the best choice for this whole pizza delivery shindig.
(Midoriya in love, Bakugou in denial, and way, way too much cheese.
A BakuDeku romance in thirty minutes or less. )
blooms every hour - dynamighttiddy (7k)
“It’s you, okay?!” Deku screams. “It’s you. And I know you’ll never love me back, so -” Deku wipes his eyes and straightens. “So just leave it.”
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Deku has hanahaki, and Katsuki doesn't know how to save him.
all choked up - dynamighttiddy (7k)
“Deku, what the fuck are you doing?!”
Izuku asks Kacchan to help him train blackwhip. Things don't exactly go according to plan.
A Fight To The Death - iknewaman (10k)
Izuku isn’t competitive by nature, but when the blond, cocky asshole from the other table’s team gets involved he suddenly becomes hellbent on winning.
Rival Pub Quiz AU
💥 Like the Moon - osakakitty (15k)
Katsuki Bakugo is having constant, erotic dreams about Izuku Midoriya. He isn’t sure why, but they won’t go away. In order to make them stop, he needs to figure out what Izuku Midoriya means to him.
Canon-verse story in which Bakugo is confused about his feelings for Midoriya, and doesn’t know what he wants. Besides a good night’s sleep.
💥 We Wear Chains on the Weekend - surveycorpsjean (35k)
Well, in a day of revelations, it turns out that Izuku isn't as vanilla as Katsuki previously thought. Unfortunately, that fascinating discovery is overshadowed by Izuku's dumbassery, because he has zero concept of aftercare.
"Don't go to anyone else," Katsuki says, because screw it. He can do a better job anyways.
Or; Katsuki finds Izuku on a bad drop.
take me out to dinner first - dynamighttiddy (3k)
“Kacchan,” Deku chides. “What’s going on?”
Katsuki takes a deep breath.
He trusts Deku with his life. He can trust him with this, too.
“Have sex with me.”
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Katsuki Bakugou is one of the only virgins left in class 3-A - and with graduation just around the corner, he's desperate to change that.
💥 that ultra kind of love - dynamighttiddy (11k)
“So, uh,” Kirishima starts. “Was that your first kiss?” he whispers, almost sheepish. Katsuki’s stomach drops, and he freezes. Memories of green eyes and freckles and soft lips flash behind his eyelids. “Yeah,” he lies easily. “That was my first kiss.”
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In which Bakugou pretends Kirishima is his first kiss, amongst other things.
to the moon and back - kewltie (1k)
"He gets stupid when he's drunk," Katsuki seethes in his seat as he watches Izuku croon love notes into Uraraka's throat. He’d never met a worst lightweight then Deku, who become some kind of demented affectionate monster.
💥 Bridges - supercrunch (18k)
Yaomomo sighs. “We’ve got a little bit of a situation, Bakugou. Ashi—uhm, somebody might have accidentally signed you up for that modelling gig.”
Katsuki holds up a hand. "So what you’re telling me here," he says, "is that you told Calvin Klein I would model for them. In my underwear.”
Ashido sinks behind a desk to hide. “Yes.”
(The thing is, they really do need the money. And Katsuki's technically the leader of this bunch of morons, so he finds himself taking the job even though his pride will never recover. And even though nobody thought to tell him that he'd be working with his ex-boyfriend. You know, the cute freckled guy from high school who went and broke his heart.
So, yeah. This whole situation kind of sucks.)
Crescendo - supercrunch - inc. (4k)
(Izuku's band is on their way to the top of the charts. But the real star, he thinks, is the drummer.)
Guilty Kiss - osakakitty (1k)
He could feel Midoriya's eyes on him. Even though he knew it was wrong, Bakugo still wet his lips in anticipation.
(Canon-verse) A short story about making out in a closet. It's messy, but so is their relationship.
💥 Surfaces - surveycorpsjean (25k)
Katsuki has a new girlfriend, but something isn't right.
As impossible as it is, Izuku can't help but wonder what it'd be like to be called Katsuki's girl.
Classical conditioning - supercrunch (8k)
(or: how to trick a boy into going out with you.)
Alright. Maybe his idiot friends had a point, Katsuki thinks as he shoulders open the front door. His mother’s in the living room drinking coffee. Katsuki kicks off his shoes and stomps over. “Am I charming?” he demands, blocking the TV.
Mitsuki pats his cheek. “Oh, hon. Not at all.”
💥 Dance Bunny - EllaBesmirched (17k)
Katsuki Bakugou spends most week nights by himself, sitting in a corner at his local strip club and passing time until he feels tired enough to sleep. Work leaves him stressed and the new city he moved to a year ago is just different enough that he can't sleep at night and can't seem to get comfortable no matter where he is.
When he finally changes up his schedule and decides to head to the club on a Saturday night, he is instantly infatuated with a part-time dancer who can do things with his body that Katsuki didn't even know were possible. The dancer calls himself Bunny. By the second lap dance, Katsuki realizes he is in trouble.
but the entrails are the best part! - supercrunch (15k)
The boy straightens up. He’s about half a head shorter than Katsuki, face soft and youthful and sweet. He turns to look at him properly. His dark hair shines in the dying light, basket of blooms looped over one arm and mouth quirked into a tiny half-smile. The sun hits his face and makes his eyes a bright greeny-gold, just like emeralds.
Katsuki likes emeralds.
“Pretty,” he says, reaching out and picking the stranger up around the middle. He’s surprisingly heavy, although Katsuki doesn’t mind. “I like you. Come see my nest.”
The boy hits him.
He’s stronger than he looks, turns out. Katsuki drops him and falls onto his back, pain blooming across his face. Birds sing. The sky’s a lovely shade of orange, clouds floating lazily by. The boy scarpers. He leaves his basket of flowers behind, footsteps thumping on the ground and fading away as he escapes.
The sun sets. Katsuki, lying flat on his back with a bloody nose, decides he’s just fallen in love.
tododeku
(You Know You’re Really) Cute - ladyhoneydarlinglove (2k)
Kirishima poses the question, who’s the cutest boy in Class 1-A? The answers kind of surprise everyone, especially Midoriya.
Everything Except - Pouler (28k)
"In retrospect, Midoriya probably should’ve realized the moment they were enveloped in a glittering pink cloud that something was about to go Very Wrong."
After an encounter with a unique villain threatens to change the nature of their partnership, Midoriya must find a way to get things back to normal between him and Todoroki. That is, if he's certain that getting 'back to normal' is what he really wants...
count your blessings, not your flaws - PitViperOfDoom (7k)
Midoriya Izuku has never been asked out, confessed to, or flirted with, except as a joke.
Riddles in the Heart - PitViperOfDoom (19k)
The law is clear: whoever correctly answers three riddles will marry the prince, while all who fail are to be executed. The people live in fear as more challengers try and fail, and the throne grows bloodier with every passing year. But a young prince, nameless and in exile from his home, believes there may be more to this brutal challenge than meets the eye.
Of course, there's only one way to find out: ring the gong, and take the trial.
Late bloomer - Nohaljiachi (10k)
That’s why when they’ve found themselves face to face on the ring of the sport festival once more, for the third time ever since they’ve met each other, and Izuku smiled at him, eager and challenging, self-confident but never full of himself, Shouto blinked, dazed and shocked, in realizing just how blindingly beautiful his best friend was. The way Izuku’s white shirt clung on his muscles, the little peek of his collar bone and the hard lines of his pecs visible under it, the way his thighs curved and filled the school gym uniform.
‘Oh, fuck—‘ Shouto thought, his head spinning, feeling like he just got run over by a freight train. ‘Shit. He’s- hot?’
Burn and Breathe - PitViperOfDoom (11k)
Soulmates are connected through pain, and some bonds have more to share than others. Todoroki Shouto wishes he could reject his soulmate. Midoriya wants nothing more than to protect his own.
one string, fit for a bow - furihatachlookie (5k)
There was no magical moment that played a part in Midoriya's realization that he liked Todoroki. The thin red string that greeted him every time he looked down at his hand was an obvious factor, yes, but it wasn't love at first sight either.
It sorta just... happened over time.
fire and feelings - kagshina (8k)
“Uh…” he starts, eyes widening. “Your finger’s on fire.”
Todoroki’s face scrunches together, confused, and then he looks down, noticing the flame. Midoriya watches as shock flashes across Todoroki’s face, and then horror, and then finally settles on embarrassment as he puts out the flame.
“Shit,” Todoroki mumbles, and Midoriya’s lip curves upward.
bakutododeku 
💥 Fire in the Mountains - EllaBesmirched (168k)
“I’ll do it.”
Enji froze, fingers curling into a fist at his side, and didn’t turn around.
Shouto froze too, feeling his own eyes widen in shock at the words that had come out of his mouth, at the fact that he had actually stood up, followed his father out of the room, and dashed after him all just to say… he’d do it? He would do it? Him. Shouto Todoroki. He would--
Enji finally turned around and fixed Shouto with an expression so scathing, Shouto had to fight to keep his chin raised. “You’ll marry the Barbarian King.”
Shouto blinked. “Yes.”
The Ballad of Love and Hate - EllaBesmirched (6k)
After eight painfully long years, Katsuki finally has Izuku back. He's determined to keep him this time, and to do that, he knows there are some things he has to say.
(mis)matched - ethydium (12k)
Midoriya doesn't hate the idea of finding one's soulmate, even though he had long since given up on finding his own. And then Bakugou and Todoroki match, and while he's happy for them, his heart breaks from all the unsaid things he feels for them.
Or:
Midoriya pines and suffers his way to his own happy ending.
pillowed by love - ethydium (21k)
As a prank, Uraraka gets Midoriya a body pillow (dakimakura) with the image of Bakugou printed on it. Then another one with Todoroki's picture. Chaos ensues.
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For who could learn to love a beast? - supercrunch (4k) - bakutodo
Bakugou takes a deep breath and steps out into the living room, eyes automatically adjusting to the change in light. There’s a boy hanging up his coat in the hall. He’s handsome, albeit in an annoying way, hair dyed two colours to match his heterochromia and skin pale and perfect and smooth. He looks expensive. “Bakugou.”
“That’s me,” Bakugou says. “You’re younger than I expected.”
“I’m older than I look.”
(Deku was right, damn him. Pretty boys are Bakugou's type.)
Want it All - surveycorpsjean (29k) - kiribakutododeku
“Hey, so..." Eijirou grins. "Can we ask you guys a question?"
Frankendick and the Great Acid Fiasco - EllaBesmirched (11k) - shiggyxdabi
Dabi had been intending to spend a very nice Saturday getting stoned and plotting murder, thank you very much, but when a trio of UA brats on enough L to kill a Beatle accidentally dose him and two other unsuspecting homicidal maniacs, Dabi has to change his plans a bit. Apparently no else around here knows how to trip balls and fucking enjoy it.
The Twitter - EllaBesmirched (8k) - tododenki
Shouto never really intended for anyone to find his secret Twitter account. He certainly didn't intend for Kaminari to see Shouto's thirst tweets about him. Luckily, Kaminari doesn't seem to mind.
pray you catch me - supercrunch (4k)
Katsuki pushes her shirt up to kiss her stomach. It’s silly, how it makes her heart flutter, how Izuku’s whispered I love you threatens to make her cry all over again. They’re unwrapping her from her clothes. They won’t let her hide, she thinks numbly. Won’t let her curl in on herself like she’s something dirty, Katsuki’s hands tugging off her underwear so she’s naked and exposed between them. “I,” she says breathlessly. “I’m sorry. I shouldn’t be crying. I’m just being dumb.”
Izuku shushes her. Another tear trickles down her cheek and into her ear. He kisses it away, humming, brushing her bangs off her forehead so he can press his mouth between her brows. “You have every right to be upset. We’ll deal with him later. For now just let us take care of you.”
“She’ll get the message once you stop talking and fuck her,” Katsuki says, slipping his fingers into her. She clenches around him and shudders. “Gonna eat you out ‘til you forget how to move. Now put that fucking motor mouth to good use, Deku.”
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captnjacksparrow · 3 years
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I just look for SS tags here and I have to say that it's really funny. Like shippers don't really writes anything diferent that SNS shippers all of them think their ship is the best one and how in love they are. The only real diferent about both it's that SNS has real canon material and even Boruto still gives more about N&S bond. While Naruto can talk about Sasuke all day, Sakura can't even tell her daugther if her father wears fucking glasses.
But I have to be honest and say that not matter what fandom you're if you ship to character you are going to find some pannel, episode or wherever and use it to make people belive that two characters are in love (bakudeku, tododeku, kiribaku, SS, NH, Eruri, etc.)
The only real different about both it's that SNS has real canon material and even Boruto still gives more about N&S bond. While Naruto can talk about Sasuke all day, Sakura can't even tell her daughter if her father wears fucking glasses.
I've been in few Fandoms but never participated in Ship wars. But I know how shipping war would be like. And except for Naruto Fandom, All other fandom has pretty solid Canon materials to validate every ships, you know.... It would be very difficult to predict who would become Canon unless you watch out for extreme foreshadows and patterns... 
Naruto is the only fandom where Canon couples has nothing to show except for their delusional interpreted essays or surviving on Fillers.
I have to be honest and say that not matter what fandom you're if you ship to character you are going to find some panel, episode or wherever and use it to make people believe that two characters are in love (bakudeku, tododeku, kiribaku, SS, NH, Eruri, etc.)
Couldn’t agree more.
But Why BakuDeku is placed along with SS, NH??? [[I’ve never watched BnHA so I don’t know... All I know is that they are the Main Characters of that series... Do they not have enough panels to show Romantic love just like SS and NH??? Just Curious]]
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serenawitchwriter · 3 years
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BNHA fusion (Bakusquad/Deku)
BakuDeku
HE NUMBER ONE HERO
SCREAMS
DESTRUCTION!
is so insecure tho, don’t tell anyone
WILL ALSO TAKE ANY CHALLENGE
SCARY
YOU CAN’T HURT HIM??
SUPER UNSTABLE
ONLY GETS ALONG WITH KIRASHIMA
really wants to be friends with everyone though, please?
WOULD KILL YOU
NEVER SHUTS UP
BREAKS EVERYTHING INCLUDING HIMSELF, STILL COMES AFTER YOU
AND HE’S SMART!!??
HONEST
kinda hates himself, but in an apathetic way
NEVER GIVES UP
possibly Undyne from Undertale?
cries when frustrated
ADMIRABLE DESPITE ALL HIS FLAWS
UNSTOPPABLE WHEN HE PUTS HIS MIND TO SOMETHING
gets strangely flustered around people he admires, comes across as tsundere
KiriDeku
MANLY AS HELL
SO STRONG
FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE
WILL BENCH PRESS ALL HIS FRIENDS AT ONCE
A HERO FANBOY SQUARED
TOUGH AS NAILS
ALMOST ALWAYS SMILING
freckles and shark teeth
explosion of red fluffy hair, green roots
is very private with their insecurity. will go quiet and thoughtful when left alone
unshakably kind
MOTIVATES YOU
TRIES TO USE SLANG AND FAILS
has this weird habit of headbutting things and breaking them?
Bakugou hates but tolerates them? he acts more like a wet cat than sparky sparky boom man
they are LITERALLY the only person who can get away with hugging him
(Bakugou secretly loves them)
SO
MANY
BRO
HUGS!!!
prone towards depression but makes himself feel better by helping people
LITERALLY EVERYONE LOVES THEM
gives off a strangely unattainable vibe
DekuMina
watermelon, freckled pink skin, green fluffy hair that is amazingly curly. horns
green eyes, with black sclara
cute beyond reason
really really excitable
#1 friend, always knows when something is wrong and how to cheer people up
socially conscious. can hang out with basically anyone and be liked
an ambivert
loves dancing and moving and fighting. incredibly flexible but also muscular. sorta Mirko physique only unmatured
has sick kicks and flips
hates bullies and will punch clocks out without hesitation
can be kinda obnoxious, especially because they don’t know how to shut up
will tease you accurately if you call them out. they’re not mean, but can pick out what’s actually wrong. getting called out when you’re trying to be mad is also obnoxious
extremely tactile and clingy. loves hugging and just touching their friends. Mido never felt like he had permission before, but combined with Mina they give out touches freely
slightly dark, self-depreciating humor but you can never tell if they’re serious
both intentionally and unintentionally funny
clumsy, a bit of a space case
makes fun of Bakugou the most
gets really creative in the type of acid they make and how they use it, particularly combined with the tentacle quirk
has no fashion sense. Mina might be able to claim her bright colors and patterns are an aesthetic. but DekuMina can make no such claim. they are an eyesore and they love it. ugly is their aesthetic and they will not apologize
unironically wears eye-searing Hawaiian shirts, bakugou hates this about them
unironically finger guns at every opportunity
KamiDeku
oh man, they are not okay
chronic pain
trying to cover up that anything is wrong with smiles and humor x2
yellow hair with more than once green lightning streak
electric green eyes that glow constantly
attacks with green lightning in general. it’s overpowered but they can control where it’s going now.
unafraid to go all out in a fight and suffers physically and mentally for it
really hard on themselves, low confidence
the kind of adhd where they have a million interest and skill-sets. they’ve learned so much, they genuinely are really smart. but they remember absolutely nothing
they get really frustrated and will often cry because of this. they know the information is there but they can never find it when they need it. they’re just reaching into their brain and finding nothing when they know something is supposed to be there. they hate it
pretty depressed
an incredibly loyal friend, always trying to help no matter how worn out they are
is genuinely really funny. they know how to do critical and aware humor, situational humor, improv. they could do standup if they tried.
probably eats really weird food. i see them combining bizarre food items together and really liking it. will put garbage into their body, shaggy style
easygoing when they don’t have any stressors
but extremely anxious when there are stressors (note: there are a lot of stressors)
stims with their hands a lot. their hands just can’t hold still. will flap twiddle, twitch, tap, anything
the friend that will try to put all the focus on you when it’s clear that they’re the one having a meltdown.
is baby
the friend groups come out in force for this one. they will not let them feel alone or bad. kamideku is getting the support they need
loves cuddles
JiroDeku
vibing
Jirou brings out Mido’s attitude, so honestly they are mean and sassy and sarcastic. they’d insult you and you’d thank them for it
straight green and purple hair in an gradient, keeps the earlobes.
trying and succeeding to be punk rock but is also adorable. like you know they can and will kick your ass, but they are also so short and they have chubby cheeks and freckles. they’re adorable
a short and compensating for it vibe except they are legitimately edgy
they might be nb, but they are also absolutely still a sword lesbian
sonic boom quirk. they will destroy building with their quirk, they will destroy eardrums
absolutely in a punk band and capable of rapping
probably does vocaloid/computer based music
could also see them using a gun
I could see them being into arson, too, hopefully only for good reasons 
is wild and chaotic. they are genuinely having a lot of fun.
their grin is absolutely feral and a threat, and honestly that’s very valid and sexy of them
pretty chill when they aren’t up to shit, 
constantly listening to music, always has a pair of good headphones around their neck
vibes  with Bakugou more than Jirou does alone.
big sister to most of the class
probably kicks doors open
serodeku
spiderman
weird, not in an artistic or intentional way. they just have an off vibe
unsettling smile, freckles, eyes that are a bit to big. curly black hair.
on the plain side
lanky and scarred
can shoots energy, tentacles, and tape from elbows.
great a parkour, has fantastic mobility
full of nervous energy, but still 100% down to fuck with people
secretly a sadist.
will call anyone out when they’re being stupid or reckless
pretty social
loves fruits and vegetables
loves tv, could probably tell you everything about the show he’s watching
pretty bashful
besties with Kaminari and Kirishima
a great hype man
insane, slightly scary pranks
it’s hard to tell what they’re thinking, especially in a fight
fantastic at creating traps and pushing people into them
tries to pretend he’s not as dangerous or confident as he really is. would prefer to be underestimated
tends to talk down his achievements as a result
but knows exactly how powerful they are
(masterlist)
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prismatales · 4 years
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Comfort
All my love and gratitude goes to @sugacookiies, @pixxiesdust and @hawks-senseis for beta-reading this, you guys were some of the greatest help I've ever had! ❤
Pairings: Bakudeku x Reader
Warning: Tw:Depression, Tw:Suicidal thoughts, angst, fluff and comfort.
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Fingertips slam a frantic yet steady pace against the keyboard, your eyes go back and forth between each paragraph with a growing sense of panic. All your senses are running on nothing more but pure anxiety and stress, not even the thought of eating something crosses your mind as the one and only thing to worry about seems to be this specific assignment.
Neither of them can remember the last time they saw you in another spot of the house that wasn't that chair before the computer, sure sometimes you take a break to go to the bathroom, but sleeping? That word doesn't seem to have a meaning in your vocabulary.
Except for that one time you fell asleep on the couch for less than 30 minutes before startling yourself awake and jumping away from the plush cushion to keep working.
Both Midoriya and Bakugo knew how important it was to complete your thesis, but was it worth it when your health and body is on the edge of giving up? They both know how badly this kind of routine can end up affecting your health.
The last time you got this stressed it ended up fucking up your stomach all the way from the esophagus to the intestines. The whole digestive system was so affected it started to feel like your stomach was literally burning itself into nothingness from the gastritis you developed. You had to get treatment for two whole weeks, which was right before your high school finals, and it was one of the worst experiences you've ever had to go through.
There's a reason a huge portion of people going through College ends up feeling dead on the inside, the overwhelming amounts of work, spending so much time in the library one could literally claim they live there, assignments and impossible amounts of field work, all of that could be more than enough things happening at the same time to cause plenty of people to go insane. And if that was bad enough, preparing your Thesis was like one of the deadliest of trials.
Just from the look on your face, it was obvious you're starting to develop another health trouble just like that time, the tips of your fingers start pressing right on the spot above your stomach with a face full of discomfort.
Deku's the first one to see that and in less than five minutes he's already outside on his way to get some medicine, he doesn't think twice about using One for All to go faster. 
Everyone in the apartment was more than used to hear mumbling during the day, courtesy of your beloved Deku, but not even Bakugo was prepared to hear you of all people mumbling such dark things the very next day, when the stress began taking a harder toll. He could hear every single word loud and clear even when he's standing near the kitchen counters at the other side of the house.
"Why do I even bother?...It's not like anything I do even matters..." He can hear the the long sigh followed by more self hatred while he's stirring the noodles for dinner. "Sometimes I wonder if people would even notice that I'm gone...hahaha...I wanna die"
"...! That's it!" The wooden spoon gets slammed roughly against the marble counter, searching through his pocket Bakugo pulls out his phone to text Deku, who's already on his way home from patrol.
It takes less than an hour for the two of them to be there right besides you trying their best to comfort their shaking and panicked S/O, it makes them feel useless seeing how much you're struggling to hold on to the remains of your mental stability.
And when they hear the next course of muttering they know things are just about to get worse unless they do something about it.
"I can't do this anymore...I just can't," The tiny voice coming out of your mouth was heartbreaking. Your whole body is trembling uncontrollably as Midoriya walks up behind the chair, he lifts your whole body so he can take you to the bedroom, that way you could finally get some well deserved rest and calm down, in the meanwhile Bakugo goes back into the kitchen to fetch you something to drink.
Their dynamic was simple and yet effective, most of the time Izuku tends to be the one calming both of you through words, if that's not enough to help he's trying to find another solution to the problem through physical actions. Katsuki on the other hand tends to prefer being the one letting his actions speak for themselves first, even through the smallest of gestures he's always looking out for the both of you, in a reverse context to Deku, when his actions are not enough he's trying to make an effort to comfort you with his words.
Everything came crashing down inside your head like a landslide in the middle of a storm, bringing chaos and despair from every direction. It's easy to recognize the signs of your depression kicking in due to all the work piling up at once, and they're aware you're one of the most dedicated and passionate persons when it comes to your studies.
Midoriya tried to lay you down into the soft mattress and walk away to get that blanket they bought specifically for this type of occasion, but his shirt is quickly clutched into a tight grip, the broken sobs are barely audible to someone not paying enough attention have him on high alert as he realizes you've already started crying.
He has no other choice but to ignore his quest for the blankets and sits back on the bed. His back rests against the headboard while you're laying on your side, face resting softly against his well-toned chest, your body surrounded by his own arms that hold your shaking body against his with the hope that it can help you relax.
Bakugo comes into the room shortly after, carrying your favorite cup steaming with some nice and warm drink, your favorite judging by the glorious smell coming out of the cup in small puffs.
He carefully passes the cup to the green haired man sitting in bed before walking to the corner of the room and towards a dark gray, medium sized basket where the additional blankets are kept, rummaging through the furniture he finds one of the biggest, fluffiest and softest blanket of them all before walking back towards the bed. 
It takes you awhile to process what's actually happening because of the storm running through your head. But eventually, between the reassuring words and sweet whispering, the shaking and the crying slowly, but very slowly starts toning down until nothing but a small whimper can be heard every now and then through your bedroom. 
In less than a few minutes you've already been wrapped in that beloved blanket while resting between two warm and fit bodies, leaning back against the headboard with a comforting drink in hand.
"Are you feeling any better?" Izuku's voice is soft and sweet, just in case there's something still bothering your mind, at the same time one of Katsuki's hands is busy rubbing circles in the section between your shoulders in a steady rhythm, the feeling of his calloused and scarred hand touching that portion of skin helps relaxing your exhausted self at an almost exaggerated level. The last thing they want is for you to have another breakdown.
You want to reply but your mouth quickly opens and closes, so all you can manage to do is give them a soft nod in response, too tired to even try and talk to your sweet boyfriends. 
Sometimes the negative thoughts come during these kinds of moments to try and bring torment. It makes you wonder if one day they'll get tired of this and leave after realizing you're nothing more than a hindrance.
"Don't even think about it, Dumbass," Katsuki growls from his spot at your left side "I recognize that look on your face when I see it, you think you're worthless don't you?" That hand behind you makes its way to your shoulder, pulling your whole body towards him and positioning you in a way that makes your head rest on top of his well toned shoulders. For someone who's body is so nicely sculpted, the place where your head lays is one of the most comfortable places where somebody could rest.
"You are one of the strongest people I've ever met. You've always been someone who rarely allows small shit like this get the best of them" Katsuki's hand had long ago left your back to run his fingers through your hair, the friction against your locks of hair and scalp has a soothing effect that relaxes everything from your whole body to your mind.
A small tear manages to escape, but this time is out of relief and happiness for literally having two of the most wonderful lovers by your sides. The exhausted smile that spreads over your face sends the both of them into a state of relief.
"What did I do to deserve you both?" 
Deku lets out a soft laughter while Katsuki just smirks in satisfaction.
"Existing." 
MASTERLIST
@t-amajiki @undead0relived @shoobirino @bnha-ra @godtieruwu @mysticalite @bnhabookclub @gallickingun @unbreakableeiji @savagetrickster
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I dreamt an entire hurt/comfort Bakudeku Fantasy AU:
Okay, so it kind of was a Medieval/Fantasy BNHA AU? Basically Bakugou was a disgraced barbarian prince that had to run away from his kingdom because the queen, his own mother, thought him too dangerous because of his power mixed with his overall awful temper and, therefore, unfit to take the throne, so, she wanted to kill him so there would be no backlash from their people when she put someone who didn't have royal blood as the next in line. People can’t riot and demand for their “Rightful ruler” if there isn't one to begin with, right?. So, Bakugou, being 11 when this shitshow happened, flees.
He takes refuge in a neighbouring kingdom and is taken in by a very kind woman that finds him, battered and bruised, shivering on the streets.  
The woman, whose name is Inko, has a son named Izuku who due to undisclosed circumstances is, secretly, the King’s apprentice and very close to him. Bakugou suspects some Bastard Son shenanigans but wisely keeps his mouth shut because, hey, these people are being nice to me when they don't have to! And they don't want anything in return! That has never happened before! (Well, except for Kirishima, but he wasn’t human so he didn’t count. Wonder what he is up to these days.)
At some point Izuku introduces him to king Toshinori, who is incredibly saddened by Bakugou’s situation and, because he thinks he is an incredibly brave young man for having made it this far, promises him a place between the Knights the moment he reaches 18. Bakugou accepts the offer gleefully because he honestly misses training with others and a good fight. 
So, the years go by and of course Bakugou and Izuku fall for each other because I am predictable even in my dreams. The worst thing is that it was just full of pining, both of them saying Nothing about their obvious feelings because they didn't want to scare the other away.
By this point some nobles have found out about the king's protegees and while they can tolerate the commoner (He is a very bright young man and they also suspect Bastard Son Shenanigans), they cannot stand the disgraced prince. They are deeply wary of him because of his power and, hey, there has to be a good reason about WHY his own mother wanted him gone, and with that temper and violent attitude of his they seem to understand why. 
The King´s health has always been shit, but it started to get even worse recently and so he has to leave the capital for a couple of months to get help from a healer that lives in a far away village. The journey just to get there is at least a week long. He leaves the kingdom in the “Capable and trusty” hands of his number two, who while he is technically good at running a kingdom when the king’s away, is also a huge piece of shit, and knowing that the king wouldn't be here for awhile thought that, hey, wouldn't it be a shame if someone reached his mother to tell her where that disgrace of a son of hers is so she can end what she started? It would truly be terrible if something happened to that monster while the king was too far away to do shit to stop it!
So, yeah, he sends a pigeon to the Queen and asks her for advice on how to, hypothetically speaking of course, one would neatly get rid of a runaway barbarian prince, to which she replies with a recipe to imitate the explosions Bakugou can make and a letter that says something along the lines of “I am unable to give you advice on how to do that, since its something I myself failed at, however, I reckon that if he went on a rampage, exploding people's homes, then you would be able to publicly execute him with very little issue.”
While this is going on, Izuku notices how the nobles have been giving Kachan nastier looks than usual, coupled with also some very evil and sharp smiles and immediately suspects that they are planning some shit. He tells Kachan this and they both agree that just to avoid any possible poisonings, it would be better for Bakugou to just kind of spend the entirety of the King’s absence inside Inko’s home and not leave for anything. After that, while Izuku is visiting the castle because he needed some books, he sees a messenger hawk carrying a letter with the Barbarian Kingdom’s emblem and immediately freaks the fuck out and runs home to send a pigeon to the King because, Heeey, Toshinori? I know you are busy and stuff, but I think your nobles are planning to kill Kachan?? I saw a hawk with his kingdom's emblem and if they actually try to do it we won't be able to stop it without you here.
So, yeah, it seems that those explosives were harder to make than they originally thought because 5 days pass before, in the middle of the night, a couple of houses in the lower town erupt in flames with a loud BOOM. There are a lot of casualties that night, both from those that were asleep before the explosion and both for those that were trying to help people get out.
The sixth day was spent in mourning and cleaning up, the seventh day was spent on the funerals, the eighth day was spent with people pointing their fingers at Bakugou while they demanded his head on a stick. They protested outside Inko’s home and outside the castle, saying that they wanted justice for what this monster clearly did.
Bakugou feels like shit for those three days, because he thinks it's his fault those people died. He knew his mother wouldn’t rest until he was dead, but he had figured that he was safe as long as he was under the King’s protection, but no, innocent people died because he was too comfortable, too attached to a home, to his friends, to Izuku, to leave like he should have.
The Noble Piece Of Shit, makes an announcement that the people have been heard and that they will get their justice. He sends some knights to retrieve Bakugou from Inko’s home, so they can bring him to the court, where he would be immediately hanged for his crimes.
The knights are very much reluctant to follow this order because they know Bakugou and the brat would never do something like this. The brat wanted to be a knight to save people, for goodness’ sake! But, if they didn’t comply, it would have been their head on the chopping block, so they go get him.
When they get there Izuku is a broken mess. He is sobbing his eyes out while clinging to Bakugou for dear life, who is just hugging him tightly and, in a surprisingly soft voice for him, reassuring Izuku that it would be okay, that this was bound to happen at some point, that he shouldn't cry for him. Izuku just tightens his grip and cries harder.
The knights ask Bakugou to come with them, and he does, but neither the knights nor the prince have the heart to drag Izuku away from him. Inko follows after them, her sobs more quiet than her son’s but still just as noticeable.
When they get to the court/plaza and Izuku sees the gallow, he lets out such a heart-wrenching wail that it makes people pause in their clamoring for blood. What gives them pause is less the wail itself and more of the way Izuku has his head hidden in Bakugou’s neck, his arm is tightly hugging Izuku’s shaking frame while the other one is resting on Izuku’s hair, gently carding his fingers through it. What gives them pause is the eyebags under Bakugou’s eyes and the unshed tears in them. What gives them pause is just how utterly young Bakugou looks when he doesn't have his typical scowl on his face.
Muttering starts among the crowd, because suddenly they aren't clamoring about the death of a monster, but instead the death of a child, and there isn't a single person present who is entirely comfortable with that. The crowd is no longer bloodthirsty as much as it is wary and nervous.
Once Bakugou stands in front of the gallow, surrounded by knights and Izuku still by his side, the Noble Piece Of Shit, standing in a balcony overviewing this entire thing with a wicked smile explains why they are here today and what Bakugou is going to be executed for.
Inko can’t take anymore of this shit and just. Snaps. She screams that they are going to kill an innocent, that the night of the fire she SAW Bakugou fall asleep with her son in front of the fireplace, that it was IMPOSSIBLE for him to have done this. That they are going to kill a 14-year-old innocent CHILD because they are to incompetent to think things trough, or worse, they are going to do it on purpose.
 The NPOS (Noble Piece of Shit) demands that the knights subdue that crazy woman and take her to the dungeons and do the same with that wailing child. By this point, the entire crowd has gone “Cool, cool, on second thoughts, after much deliberation, let's hang that piece of shit instead of the innocent child.” The crowd Riots, starts demanding that they investigate things properly instead of rushing a kid to the gallows, which, hey, kinda hypocritical of them but you won’t see Izuku complaining. 
The chaos finally ends with the King entering the court riding on top of a FUCKING DRAGON and demanding Silence. The king angrily demands someone explain to him WHY are they trying to kill one of his protegees. The knights take a moment to answer because, uh, that is a Dragon and-uh, okay, its shapeshifting into a red haired man that is running straight at Bakugou and Izuku to hug them- cool, cool, uh, ah, the king asked a question? Ah, yes! The question! The knights explain to him what happened and that it was the NPOS orders, who by this point has made the wise decision to make himself scarce. The King is fuming, but while he announces that he was going to be having Words with his second in command, that this is ridiculous, the kid had an alibi and, while difficult, it's possible to create a serum that acted similarly to Young Bakugou’s sweat when ignited, so this is clearly someone trying to frame him. 
After this, the crowd that was warily eyeing the former dragon that was excitedly chatting with a grinning Izuku and a softly smiling Bakugou, decide that this has been enough weird shit for today, take the word of the king as the truth and finally disperse.
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giyuwu-san · 4 years
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Bakudeku modern day where Midoriya works in a flower shop. One day Bakugo goes in to buy some flowers because one of his friends asked them to but falls in love with Midoriya the second he see him. The bakusquad become the ultimate wingman (wingmen? Lol) to make Midoriya and Bakugo be together (or at least ask Midoriya out on a date owo)
look who decided to send one in again LMAO. I’m going to totally pretend that you didn’t just ask me who my bnha otp were on messenger before sending me this. but anywayz, I hope you enjoy owo. this lowkey turned into a crack fic
who’s it for? 
    pairing : florist!midoriya izuku x bakugou katsuki
    warnings : swearing (it’s bakugou i mean come on) crackheadedness (mostly from sero) fluff
    summary : (modern-day!au) is it love at first sight? bakugou katsuki could only stare at midoriya izuku, who he thinks looks lovely today.
    word count : 1.2K
This is so stupid. Was what Bakugou Katsuki thought to himself as he made his way to the flower shop. Finally facing the front door, he stood for a moment, looked up, and sighed.
So fucking stupid.
The soft sounds of a bell took his functions as he opened the door. And with his head held down, he wandered inside the small shop. 
What flowers did he want again?
He thought once more as yet another long sigh left his lips, and the blonde made his way over to the section with the most flowers. 
         "Gardenias.“ he said quietly, finally remembering the name of the flower. “So lame.” he clicked his tongue, and after a minute of purposeful steps, he finally found the flowers his friend Sero, had graciously asked him to buy. The reason for the said purchase, Bakugou did not know. Nor did he intend to care. The only reason why he was in this situation in the first place was that he was the only person available. Nevermind the fact if he was willing or not.
Head still tilted down. He made his way over to the cashier and placed the pile of flowers on top for them to wrap. 
Except, he completely forgot what kind of wrapping his friend wanted.
         "Just put whatever.“ he said to the slightly flustered florist, whom of which he has yet to look at. 
The florist, who still seemed a bit flustered, could only chuckle.
         "They’re very beautiful gardenias.“ 
At that Bakugou finally looked up. What met him was a boy with green hair and freckled skin and, from the looks of it, seemed his age. Shifting his head to the side, he answered with a curt grunt.
         "Gardenias are one of my favorites ya’ know?” the male florist continued, trying his best to hold up a conversation. If only the recipient would have been a bit more welcoming. But he continued nonetheless, “they symbolize purity and sweetness. They convey secret love.” the florist smiled. “They give off lots of joy, like telling the other person: ‘Hey! You look lovely today!’” when he gets no response, he chuckles once again and starts wrapping the flowers.
Bakugou listened carefully to the boy’s spiel and glanced precautiously at the nameplate on his chest. 
Midoriya Izuku 
         "So, who’s it for?“ his thoughts get cut off by the boy named Midoriya’s voice. And he faced towards him once more, acting as if he was paying attention. He could not, however, act like the faint tint on his cheeks wasn’t there.
         "Just put whatever.” was his response. 
Midoriya smiled, albeit a bit awkwardly.
         "I’ll just leave it blank then.“
         - - -  *゚‘゚ ☽  ☼  ☾ *.:。 - - -
         "BAKUGOU YOU IDIOT!” Sero screams at the blonde from across the room.
         "WHAT’D YOU SAY?!“ Bakugou screams back, leaving Kirishima, Kaminari, and Ashido in the sidelines spectating the drama. 
         "I ASKED FOR PURPLE WRAPPING NOT GOLD!“ 
         "GOLD IS SO MUCH BETTER YOU SHOULD BE THANKING ME FOR CORRECTING YOUR SHITTY TASTE YOU ROLLER-TAPE BASTARD!”
         "God, are they married or somthin’?“ Kaminari says to Kirishima, who only shrugs and continues watching the spectacle in front of him. Meanwhile, Ashido’s beside him with tears in her eyes. Not from worry, but from sheer laughter. “Why does Sero need the flowers anyway?” Kaminari continues.
         "Met someone at work he really digs.“ Kirishima said with another shrug and added; “Apparently.”
         "IT’S NOT LIKE YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT LOVE-AT-FIRST-SIGHT YOU FUCKING PRUDE!“ Sero yelled back at the man who’s next words shocked him.
         "YES I FUCKING DO, I JUST HAD IT THIS MORNING AFTER BUYING THOSE FUCKING FLOWERS—”
Oh.
My.
God.
Bakugou, being the prude he was. Was stunned into silence, a sight that, in return, stunned everyone else into a frenzy.
I did not just say that.
         "He just said that.“ Kaminari said, and Kirishima could only nod in astoundment. And with Ashido breaking into full-blown sobs, the whole argument that had just happened, ceased to exist. There were more pressing matters to attend to.
The Bakugou Katsuki liked someone.
         "Ashido, are you oka— oh my God she fainted.” Kirishima could only narrowly catch her from falling to the floor.
Sero, however, with his eyes sparkling, gripped the bouquet in his hand tightly with a newfound determination.
         - - -  *゚‘゚ ☽  ☼  ☾ *.:。 - - -
         "Alright, here’s the plan.“ Sero pointed his finger in the air. “I already found the schedules of each of the employees, and this Midoriya Izuku is off work tomorrow!” Sero celebrated, while Bakugou was still staring blankly at him.
         "Wait, hold on— how did you get their schedu—” Bakugou prompted, only to be shushed by Sero.
         "This is the power of a matchmaker, do not question.“ Sero added, pulling a pose Bakugou could have sworn he saw in an anime he’s watched. Sero continues, “And do not interrupt the master!”
         "Master?—”
         "I SAID DO NOT QUESTION!“
Sero pulls yet another pose— wait, is he floating?!
         "Now, before I was ever so rudely interrupted,” Sero said. “Midoriya-san is off work tomorrow, which gives you the perfect opportunity to buy him flowers without him knowing!” Sero seemed very enthusiastic about this.
         "Wha—” Bakugou started, only to be cut off, yet again. Honestly, what was he expecting?
         "—at an amazing plan Sero! I know, I know, I’m a genius.“ Sero literally pats himself on the back for that. As Bakugou finally sighs and admits defeat.
         "Wow, this might actually work,” Kirishima says, looking over to his friend Bakugou and shoots him an encouraging smile. “You should give it a shot.”
         "That’s unless he screws it up.“ Kaminari added, to which Bakugou yelled at and told him to ’SHUT UP YOU CIRCUIT BOARD PIECE OF SHIT.‘ Which Kaminari responded with a retort about ’THAT’S NOT HOW MY QUIRK WORKS.’
Kirishima watched on and for the third time that day, shrugged, while Ashido couldn’t do anything, for she was still unconscious. 
         - - -  *゚‘゚ ☽  ☼  ☾ *.:。 - - -
         "I am going to kill those bastards.”
         "H-Huh?“ Midoriya stared at the man in front of him from his place behind the counter. As he meticulously wrapped the gardenias into a beautiful bouquet. Meanwhile, the said man got absorbed into his thoughts.
I thought he was off work today?
What the fuck?
         "U-Uh, nothing.” Bakugou said, internally face-palming at how lame he sounded.
He had already planned how they were each going to die inside his head. Sero being first. He was so immersed in his plans of mass murder, that he almost missed the green-haired man in front of him ask him a question.
         "Who’s it for?“
Fuck.
Bakugou wanted to run, in fact, he almost did, but after looking into his eyes, no matter how cliche it sounded, he knew what he had to do. 
Man the fuck up.
He took a deep breath. Here goes.
         "Midoriya Izuku.”
At that, the green-haired boy dropped his pen and scrambled to pick it back up again. 
         "O-Oh!“ the flustered boy said, followed by a chuckle that sounded more like an awkward laugh. “Uhm, h-how about a little message, like a: ‘Hey! You look lovely today!’” he laughed once more.
         "Uh, yeah, and uhm.“ Bakugou started, as Midoriya listened attentively to what he was going to say next.
         "Go on a date with me.”
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Hey! Wondering what are your thoughts on BakuTodo :) And I know you have lots of OTPs but what is your ultimate top 3? (I'm not gonna ask what's your absolute favorite bc that's just too mean lol). I love your blog, and your tastes in ships are very refined (they're the same as mine 90% of the time lol) (there's really only bnha where I don't seem to agree with you ^^). Also THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR BLESSED RINHARU CONTENT
Hi!:) asdfghjhgfds thank you for liking my rinharu content and my blog! It totally made my day. I actually have no problems with picking my top 3, bc me and my sister have been discussing this a lot and I came to a conclusion that my mind keep running around these 3 all the time no matter what I watch lol 
So my 3 ultimate otps are Rinharu, Wangxian and Akakuro. And while I gotta say that I can’t choose which I ship the most, bc it’s really equal, I just gotta give the “favorite” status to Rinharu. For many reasons, but mainly because they’re very special to me: like it was the first ship that made me feel so many feelings and it was the ship that got me into all this, before them I didn’t even know what this whole “true soulmates” thing means. Like when I started watching animes, I started with the most popular romantic ones like “Maid-sama” and stuff like that, but none of that really impressed my stone cold heart for some reason... and then I found “Free!”. And man, I can’t explain, the whole thing got me so bad... I’ve read and watched and listened to everything related to it, like every fucking additional material you can fucking find till this day can’t hide from me lol 
“Free!” is just very close to me for so many reasons bc of the characters and some very relatable life-situations, but the whole rinharu concept, all this way of them realising that their dream is to be together and that all of it doesn’t make sense for them without each other just stole my heart forever. Like slice of life rarely gives you many emotions, but I still remember how I couldn’t calm down by the end of s1 and then it got so much worse from there on lol
So yeah, they’re just waaaaay too special for me, so I think they will forever stay my favorite. And I can talk about them forever, I can watch them forever, I can gif them forever, I can vid them forever, and it’s been years and I still have the same feelings about them.
About todobaku... well... I’ve said it before, I don’t mind the ship and actually prefer them over bakudeku, but with tododeku and kiribaku existing I kinda... don’t see the appeal. Like Todoroki isn’t the 1st, 2nd or even 3rd important person in Bakugou’s life. I mean, let’s be honest, if Kirishima and Todoroki would hang over the abyss and Bakugou could only save one, Todoroki would be 100% flying xD Also I’m always laughing at this thing that I’ve made the gifset about when Bakugou yells at Todoroki and he doesn’t even listen to him and goes like “yeah, but Midoriya tho...” lol
And the whole sports festival thing kinda steps on the todobaku thing in my opinion. Bakugou could never be the person who would make Todoroki except himself and honestly I think Todoroki needs a pure sunshine in his life and someone who can hug him to death after everything, same as Bakugou needs warmth and great sense of humor beside him and sadly with the way they both feel about themselves and their personalities, they just can’t give it to each other. I just don’t see how they’re the greatest combination with all that’s going on. No I see anything romantic there. If we scratch Bakugou from Todoroki’s life nothing really would change much, if we scratch Midoriya from Todoriki’s life we’re in s fuckton of trouble. Just saying. Same with Kirishima.
And I think everyone will notice that on every event, whenever everyone somewhere together Todoroki only sees Midoriya and will do anything for him, which realy doesn’t apply to Bakugou. Same as no one except Kirishima can make Bakugou do couples things without flying five flores down.
It’s the same in “Free!” for me, like other ships don’t make much sense to me since literally everytime Rin sees Haru or Haru sees Rin, everyone else becomes a backround noise. They even sometimes showed it in a pretty harsh way like with Sousuke in “Yakusoku” movie:
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Like it’s not because Rin doesn’t love him it’s just with significant others it’s different. It’s like that quote “everything he feels, everything he sees, everything he hears is him”, it happens sometimes. I mean, Rin even smells Haru somehow when he’s around but not seen. Sousuke knows it, Makoto knows it, Nagisa knows it, Gou knows it, apparently even Hiyori knows it xD It just happens sometimes. And the whole world disappears when it comes to them two together. Whether it’s them in the pool, in a room full of people or in a car full of people, etc.
Todoroki would drop the world that’s on fire to run and save Midoriya. For Bakugou pride and people around don’t exist when it comes to Kirishima (it doesn’t matter if eveyone heard him calling Kirishima by his name, or heard him saying “thank you”, or Kirishima saying that he’s Bakugou’s date). Like everyone else can break their legs, Bakugou still won’t yell and run to them asking if they’re okay. And Bakugou is never Todoroki’s first priority and I think never will be, so it really doesn’t fit my definition of true love. 
Like why Todoroki adresses people “Midoriya and everyone” and Midoriya adresses people as “Todoroki and everyone” even with his canon love interest and his childhood friend there.. kinda hard to expain, same as Eren being chained up and preparing to die and being like “Levi-heichou... guys”... why the heck in that order? Shouldn’t it be Armin, Mikasa... and then Levi? Only satan knows. But for some reason all of my ships are like that. For Yuu it’s “I will save Mika and others” etc. 
P.S. Also, you said bakutodo, not todobaku. As in Bakugou tops in this ship? As in Bakugou tops? I just really don’t think he’s a top lol.
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happy weekend dearest!
other than the snow angels, i haven’t done much.,, just been cozying it up with coffee and blankets at home hehe. 30 degrees... amazing. ideal feeling like a rotisserie chicken weather. 😌 bc of global warming we’ve been having some great summers these past few years. it even gets to 30 degrees as well which was unheard of tbh.
you’re so cute for caring ilysm <3 and aaa! a walk! do you have any perticular place you enjoy walking to or does the winds guide you, hehe? EDITING A FIC... 👀 i’m looking respectfully...... 👀 wait did the event open up for you already? i tried to play it earlier today but it wasn’t there yet... the lost riches one right?
bennett is best boy i still can’t believe it either!!! he’s seriously the cutest he just makes me so happy. when i need to explore and run around i always run with him bc i love his lines so much. what a bebie. you should go for it there are still some days left! + he’s a four star so he’s easier to get. GUOBA IS SO FUNNY he’s just.... a little fucking bear i can’t stop laughing... tbh the little creatures like amber’s bunny too just 😭 have you seen those yt clips of them dancing? obsession..
i need to ask you this bc when i found out i lost my mind: did you know that the japanese va for razor is also the va for tsukishima (haikyuu) and shigaraki (bnha)???? insane!!! it made me consider switch to japanese dub tbh.. which dub do you use?
maybe i’ll send you a little part and you can read or something shdkdhskdjdjf help 😳 it’s not edited or anything so it might take a while plus i’m super into writing bnha these days so.... but hey if You have any prompts you want to read maybe i’ll write a drabble for you. i don’t mind at all! <33333 ask for anything!!
(FIC-COLLAB!!:!/$:)!:&//&/!$:’sidnd HELP.... omg what kind of fic would we write....?)
exactly! i think when you realize that there’s nothing keeping you there anymore that brings you joy, that’s when you need to step back. social media is a bit fucked up that way imo. like you want to be there to be informed and to have fun but it takes so much.. hm. also you always tell me this but i wanna tell you to that YOU are the reason i enjoy social media these days so.. thank you <3
you relate to bakugou and lance? that’s super hot of you.. 🥵 my wifey is a self assured, super intense and talented person.. couldn’t ask for better tbh. i think out of them both i’m pretty much like todoroki.. we’re super similar in so many ways now that i think about it shsjdhdhdj.. how about we just stay c.r and m.a our dynamic is perfect as is LMAO
DOUBLE VENTI! I’D LOOOOVE THAT FOR US. bow users are difficult indeed but venti is one of the easier bow users it feels like... idk watching others game play he doesn’t have as much pushback as say amber for example. 12K PRIMOGEMS..... babe you’re getting your xiao!!!!!! how long have you been saving? also i seriously don’t mind if it comes down to it hakshddkhd i can be your genshin sugar mommy... ;) imagine a c6 venti though that seems insane. literal insanity.
SPEAKING OF SHIPPING.... THE POST YOU POSTED... THEY STOLE OUR IDEA AND IT LOOKS SO CUTE AND ITS CHONGYUN AND XINGYUN WHICH IS EVEN BETTER... THEY LOOK SOOOOO CUTE TOGETHER I’M OBSESSEDDDDD!!!! <3333 dude idk how but we are doing that co-op date somehow i’m super inspired i want that for us so badly... (also i need to say smth... my love language is when people say ‘i thought of you when i...’ and the fact that you said that just hsjdfhjdjdksk shit)
actually you’re right.. the only way we’d get a sequel is if they did something with the mfe fighters.. like kinkade james veronica nadia and ina. idk how attractive that would be tho...
i’m a lady, my dearest *dips* no but my pronouns are she/her!! sorry i didn’t mention it before i thought i made it clear shsjsjdkdj. ty for asking tho ♥️ super sweet!
AAA!!!!!!!!!! EEE!! i’m super super excited. if it’s like,, too public and you don’t just wanna post it i might think about exposing myself or smth... if that would make you more comfy. no matter what you do i’m just gonna be here buzzing, *hinata voice* one more one more one more.
oh!! i listen to everything but kpop sjdjdkdhdk i did have a semi-phase around like 2014-19 ish but dropped it pretty hard . now i have no clue what goes on there anymore i mostly enjoy rnb indie n rap/hip.. my gay ass was considering making a little playlist or smth for u but i want to make it with songs You’d like so i might pull up my old kpop faves hehe..
guess chilling is out of the question then, heh. hope you slept well!! i’m gonna try to wake up earlier so we’ll have a chance to send more messages during the weekend perhaps... mwah!!
YOURS, m.a. <3
happy weekend!!!! hope you can ease up a bit since there’s no school hehe
“feeling like a rotisserie chicken weather” FHSKFHKSDF yes!! but it honestly sucks when it gets any hotter bc we don’t have central cooling in our house so rip... and my laptop fan goes crazy ahaha. 30 degrees being unheard of.. can’t relate! fsdfjs. have you guys had to adjust to those changing temperatures? rip climate change tho :’(
<333 i do!! i usually walk to the local park and then the streets around that.. omg speaking of... do you play pokemon go? DHAFKHSDKFHSKDFHKSDH i got back into it again recently ahaha. it’s for a free bakudeku zine!! hehehe it’s out at the end of jan so 👀
i just checked and the event is open !!!!!!!!! good luck hehe !
yup lost riches!! and the event opens at 4am server time, so since i’m in asia i get it earlier hehe which colour seelie are you gonna go for tho omg i was debating it with my friend last night.. i’m gonna pick gold!!
baby bennett!! that’s true but i can’t risk getting a 5 star otherwise my pity will reset for xiao fhdskfhskjfhkjshkfj next time :(((( but albedo /is/ super pretty and i see a lot of people saying they like him... NO !!! xiao only >:( no omg i don’t think i’ve seen those clips ? is it mmd where they like dance to other songs and stuff ahah
yes i did!!!! and the VA for diluc is giorno from jjba and kuroko from knb!! omg wait and venti’s VA is hinata did you know that? fun fact i guessed it was him when i first heard his voice LOL that’s my secret talent 😩 and i use japanese dub!! i’ve considered using chinese too bc i can understand it but i just like the japanese voice actors tbh and also i can excuse it as “listening practice” AHAH
yes pls!! sending something bnha is fine too, or legit anything else lmao i’m open arms over here~~ 🤗👐 and ooft... it’s hard thinking of prompts that’s why i always ask others HSDKFJHSDKFHSD but i’ll let you know if i think of something!!!
(no clue!!!! but we could each write from a character’s POV so hopefully it’s more consistent 🤪🤪 idk i have no clue how fic collabs work AHAHA)
yeahhh one of my mutuals said “social media is a curse” and honestly hard agree.. we’re all kinda trapped in a way LMAO. and no pls don’t thank me.. you’re the one who found me first 😩💘 ily..
FSDHKJFS pls you’re making me blush come on 😳😳 but yes i love that for us... m.a. x c.r. the only valid ship 😩
woooo!!!! yeah you’re probably right, like given the fact he’s a 5 star his mechanics are probably different.. i know that diluc’s charged attack is different to the other claymore users so! IM GETTING MY XIAO!!!! and hm i’ve been saving since the middle of zhongli banner! so december 10 ish around then? dragonspine was a blessing tbh i reckon i got sooo many primogems from that. FGJKSHFKJSDHFKSDHSHKJFH my genshin sugar mummy 🥵🥵 c6 venti unstoppable..
AHAHAHA YEAH THEY LOOK /SO/ CUTE TOGETHER!!! i wonder how they got so many of the images tho like they must’ve been so in sync?!?!? ugh that could be us but no cross-server co-op be playin’.. (fhdskjfhdskjfhs um!! noted for future reference 🤪)
omg them.. i always forget about them LMAOOOOOOOOO ugh. actually i wouldn’t be mad if we got a prequel of like when keith was in the garrison... or even when shiro was with adam... ugh so much they could’ve given us and they chose not to
*waggles eyebrows* well hello there, m’lady ;) and it’s fine fhdskjf i had some inklings but didn’t wanna assume ya know? ahah :p
no!! it’s all g, i’ve thought about posting it before anyway. like, just releasing all of my WIPs and letting people do what they want with them HAAHA. (i could also just put the link under a read more and less people would see it, so it’s no biggie!) fkdshfkjs the hinata impression omg precious <33
FJHFDSKJ awks ahah which groups were you into tho! if it’s not like scarring for you to think back to LOL. and oooo i like indie too! i think.. or is it alt? honestly i don’t even know, tbh my music taste is pretty diverse and a mess, i can usually listen to a lot of things. except slow songs i don’t really like those hfdskj. and i don’t like rap too much either FHSDKJS whenever my friend gives me a rec i’m just like “oh i liked the singing parts in that” FDSKJF. a playlist tho huh 😳🥺
and pls!! if the weekend is your only chance to sleep in then do it.. for me 😩 i’ve been legit waking up at 12pm these past few days FKJHSKDF idek why like i’m sleeping 10 hours?? yikes. but as always i shall be waiting for your response <3 💌
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erasermic if you're still doing the ask meme?
hi hi hi hi yes dear i absolutely am !!!!!! apologies for the delay i’ve been trying to wrap up the xmas chapter of unlost and it has been consuming me lmao - send me a bnha character or ship and i’ll give u my thots (x)! check out what i’ve already done (x)
first and foremost they are the pinnacle of grumpy one is soft for the sunshine one. aizawa has been grumpy his entire adult life. mic has been a big ball of sunshine his entire adult life. not to be like ‘moon and sun’ but. they are that’s exactly who they are
anyway u bet ur ass aizawa really be out here like ‘we are not letting anyone know we’re together nezu’s allowed to know but only cause he’d find out anyway if we didn’t tell him’ and mic’s like mhm sure but u know he’s the one who will 100% confirm they’re together if any of the 1a kids asks
THESE MEN ARE FATHERS mic is the chaotic ‘hell yeah we’re goin to MCDONALDS’ dad and aizawa is the ‘rolls up to mcdonalds and orders a single black coffee’ dad. he actually orders like four tho. anyway they’re eri’s dad and aizawa only has An Obvious Emotion when eri’s involved
they have adopted shinsou and there’s nothing anyone can do about it
ahem none of this top/bottom nonsense they’re both too chaotic not to switch
anyway back to the important content aizawa (externally) Hates being doted on but u know mic is all about that sappy bullshit and aizawa secretly loves it. except that one time mic left a rose on his desk and the 1a kids found it before he did and hoooooooo boy was there hell to pay at home (he said it was from joke. nobody believed him)
there’s a betting pool there’s a betting pool there’s a betting pool look i don’t control the kids they have a mind of their own but u know they have bets on which teachers are dating/together/have hooked up/etc and almost everyone has money on mic and aizawa being together in some way
aizawa’s the kind of person who’s affectionate in like. subtle ways? he has coffee ready for mic in the mornings, made exactly how he likes it. he’ll check on him when he’s had a long day in the studio, or remind him to go to bed if he’s got an early morning. he’ll send texts throughout the day of insignificant complaints just bc he wants mic to know he’s thinking about him (mic does the same thing, but with whatever wacky shenanigans he’s got going on at the moment)
look aizawa has that damn binding cloth u all know what that means 👀
sorry for the serious note but i feel like - given recent bnha chapters - it’s an elephant in the room that needs addressing. we all know what happened to shirakumo (x) and i just want to preface this by saying i think the mic/aizawa/shirakumo trio is, in a sense, very similar (functionally not necessarily in terms of personalities/etc) to the todobakudeku ot3. now, if u know me, u would know i prefer tododeku over bakudeku but really i prefer the ot3 (or ot4) over either one exclusively. and much like deku, i think aizawa would’ve been happy with either shirakumo or mic. and i read this post the other day discussing smth i think a lot of us have thought about: how exactly the (romantic) dynamic between mic and aizawa is affected by the loss of shirakumo. some speculation included aizawa crushing on shirakumo and settling for mic, which would be the Sad alternative, but - as mentioned - i think he’s more like deku? where he could easily be happy and in love with either of them? so i don’t think he’s unhappy with mic. but i do think he’d have been happiest with both of them
ooooooooookay that was a sad little interlude but back to not sad !!!! they have cats. many cats. aizawa keeps finding them. mic made the mistake of finding one once. he wishes he didn’t (there are too many cats) but at least mic got to name the little guy. peanut butter is mic’s favorite cat even though he likes aizawa more
presentation👏michael👏absolutely👏serenades👏his👏husband, and aizawa will never admit it but he adores it. he’s physically incapable of not smiling when mic’s singing though 
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makeste · 3 years
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BnHA Chapter 299: No Chains Left
Previously on BnHA: Horikoshi was all “and then AFO broke out all of the inmates from six other prisons and took a nap. well anyways, here’s the hospital angst.” Kacchan woke up two days later and was all, “WAIT BUT HOW ARE DEKU AND TODOROKI AND ALL OF THE OTHER CHARACTERS EXCEPT IIDA DOING” and then we cut to Shouto’s room where the other U.A. kids were sitting around being Mutually Traumatized and giving each other moral support and such. Everyone was alll, “...”, and then the rest of the Todofam showed up, INCLUDING POSSIBLY REI?! which, omg. The chapter ended with Kacchan STOMPING THROUGH THE HALLS all “WHADDYA MEAN DEKU HASN’T WOKEN UP YET”, dragging along Satou and Mineta behind him, fueled by the power of ALL OF THE FUCKS HE NOW GIVES. He gives so many fucks now you guys. This boy cares so much he can probably deduct it on his taxes.
Today on BnHA: SPEAKING OF PEOPLE WHO GIVE A LOT OF FUCKS, the story cuts abruptly to Hawks, freshly recovering from his near-death experience, and pondering the threads that have weaved the tapestry of his life and led him to this moment. Basically he grew up in poverty with his Jerk Dad and Jerk Mom until his dad got arrested one day and his mom sent him off to go Find Money Or Something, and so he rescued a busload of people and found himself a new career. Back in the present day, Hawks and Jeanist ride around town in Jeanist’s Jamborghini having awkward encounters with civilians in a country on the brink of social collapse, and visiting Hawks’s mother’s home. Hawks is all “I know from an outsider’s perspective it must look like my life currently sucks, but now that the HPSC is gone, my public image is shot, and my parents are finally out of my life, I’m actually feeling SURPRISINGLY GOOD.” Anyway so he’s gonna go meet up with Endeavor now, and p.s. this chapter was fucking fantastic though, damn.
oh my god?? is this Hawks narration?? something about him growing up watching the heroes on TV and thinking of them as fictional characters
okay I scrolled down a little bit more to see the rest of that “Keigo” panel, and wow
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this is basically a shed. poor boy definitely grew up rough. let me tell you guys, I came in here ready for some BakuDeku shenanigans; I was not prepared for Hawks Flashback Angst. I AM HERE FOR IT, but also wow I gotta brace myself now lol
HELLO MISTER HAWKS’S JERK DAD, SIR
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BnHA sure does have an array of Jerk Dads, doesn’t it. makes me appreciate characters like Masaru and JirouDad all the more for bucking the trend
anyway. so Horikoshi, you really thought that one itty bitty chapter of hospital catharsis would be enough to calm us all before you went right back to showing us child abuse huh. my god man can we rest
BABY HAWKS
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swear to god this kid can’t be more than five or six, and yet he has this completely blank look on his face even with his dad looming over him being all threatening and shit. like he’s shut down his emotions to protect himself. imagine what has to happen to a child for him to have learned this at such a young age. fuck
AND MEANWHILE THIS GUY
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don’t mingle with humans?? not “other” humans, just humans?? what is this implying here?? and also holy shit Hawks definitely didn’t inherit his looks from his dad orz
then again he doesn’t really bear much of a resemblance to his strung-out mom here either
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omg omg omg. and this child is basically trapped here in this environment with these two people. this explains a SHITLOAD about Hawks’s personality though you guys. his ability to completely separate his real thoughts from the face he presents to the outside world. his pragmatic approach to analyzing and solving problems. his layers of emotional walls. turns out almost none of that came from the HPSC training -- that was all learned hands-on in his own personal do-or-die survival nightmare childhood!! oh, boy
and small wonder then that he latched on to Endeavor so strongly if he really is the one who brought down his dad and inadvertently saved him from this. also, just putting this out there, I know people are always talking about him and Dabi being foils, and I think it’s very interesting how Touya grew up in a household where he saw firsthand the dark side of hero society, and so ended up becoming a villain in order to bring it down. whereas young Keigo had almost the exact opposite experience, growing up experiencing the dark side of villain society and becoming a hero in order to bring about a world where no one else has to experience that. just. both of them are so determined not to become their fathers. some interesting parallels there
so Hawks was sort of an accident after his parents had “thanks for helping me not get caught after I killed that guy” sex, and now this little boy is growing up in squalor and being beaten by his father for things like Sitting In The Wrong Out-Of-The-Way Corner Trying Not To Be A Bother To Anybody. holy fuck. this is so rough to read through you guys
wait so does Jerk Dad have a an eyeball manipulation quirk?? because he doesn’t have the wings like his son, but wth are these things??
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this presumably also means that Keigo has never been to school or anything either. he basically doesn’t exist. he thinks heroes are fictional characters, he doesn’t realize that they’re real people. these are people who could help him if he could escape and find them, but he doesn’t know, and they don’t know about him
OH MY GOD HE’S JUST SITTING IN HIS CORNER HUGGLING HIS ENDEAVOR PLUSH OH MY GOD
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how could this child possibly have an anti-fandom when he’s done NOTHING WRONG HIS ENTIRE LIFE. huh. just explain that to me. lol I mean I’m not looking to pick a fight with anyone, but also, MAYBE I AM, idk?? this kid has gotten me all riled up lmao
anyways, Protect Keigo 2021, and thank you Horikoshi for these three very terrible pages. I am pleased to inform you that you’ve effectively gotten your point across and you may now commence saving this kid already
YAY
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oh no, Keigo’s dumbass jerk dad tried to steal a car and the popo nabbed his ass and now his mom can’t just sit around neglecting her VERY YOUNG SON all day long, oh horrors. sorry lady my tiny violin is on backorder. just imagine that I’m playing a very sarcastic song on it for you
anyway so what are you gonna do now, abandon him? I can hardly imagine he’d be worse off, if anything it might be a near-instant improvement
LMAO HE’S ALL “WAIT WHAT ENDEAVOR’S A REAL FUCKING DUDE?!”
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AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO CAN SAVE US~~~~ I’M NOT GONNA STAND HERE AND WAAAAAIT~~~~~ I’LL HOLD ONTO THE WINGS OF THE EAGLES, WATCH AS WE ALL FLY AWAAAAAAY~~~~
lol what a randomly pivotal moment in his young life. TIME TO GO MAKE THESE MEMES INTO DREAMS YOUNG ONE
anyway so his mom freaked out and grabbed him and they wound up at a train station with her TELLING HIM TO GO GET HER SOME MONEY, oh my god. SURE MOM LEMME JUST WALTZ RIGHT ON DOWN TO THE “JOBS FOR FIVE-YEAR-OLDS” STORE AND TELL THEM I NEED SOME CASH. ffff manifesting someone to come help him in 3... 2...
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SIGH, JUST GO RESCUE THE PEOPLE FROM THE BUS, KEIGO. is this the outfit he was wearing when that happened?? it must be, right?? I can’t imagine them surviving more than a couple days out here unless this starts getting REALLY dark in a way I know that even Horikoshi won’t explore, so yeah. cut to the HPSC now please. never thought we’d be glad to see them. I mean sure, it may be an “out of the frying pan...” case, but good god
THANK YOU!!
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and I guess it was his mom’s eyeball quirk then. anyway, whatever, see you again never, hopefully. lol oh man. thaaaat, was upsetting. need to center myself here for a sec. NAMASTE
OH YAY THE PRESENT
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so we cut from Baby Hawks Angst straight to Present Day Hawks Angst, huh. not that this exhausted and traumatized lil lad isn’t still a baby to me too, I’ll have you know
BEST JEANIST, ALWAYS WITH THE JOKES
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“WHEW, THOUGHT YOU DIED ON ME FOR A SEC THERE KID.” lmao. Caleb will no doubt ruin this by making his word choice all stiffly formal as usual, so I’m just going to treasure this “WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT, I’M FRESH OUT OF FUCKS” version of Jeanist while I can
look at him, driving his Jeanistmobile
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again, is it any wonder Kacchan was bitching about Endeavor’s dinky little car when he was used to riding around town in style like this. anyone else staring at this panel trying to figure out how this car is somehow secretly made of jeans
NOOOOO
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FUCK YOU DABI LMAO. PUTTING THESE VOICE ACTORS OUT OF A JOB ONE BY ONE
anyway so Jeanist is all “GOOD THING IT’S THE FUTURE AND WE’RE SO GOOD AT MEDICAL SCIENCE” to handwave how Hawks went from one step shy of being a very handsome corpse, to sitting around texting Jeanist in a car all of two days later
OH MY GOD, AND FINALLY AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS
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wait a minute. I’m so confused lmfao. soooo, was Hawks all “anyway, here’s Jeanist’s dead body, you can examine it but please don’t look at him too closely and also I’m gonna need that back unharmed.” how tf did you pull that off lmao
(ETA: also isn’t this technically confirmation of the ol’ Noumu Jeanist theory lol. I’m gonna go ahead and say it is.)
NO BUT PLEASE, CONTINUE. I unironically love reading Horikoshi’s overly convoluted “SEE IT’S NOT A PLOT HOLE” explanations
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lkldslfk so wait, you’re telling me Hawks convinced Dabi and the League to put Jeanist’s body in storage, and basically just hoped they wouldn’t use him for any experiments until he could put his plan into action and have the HPSC’s people break in and find and revive him?? WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG. A FOOLPROOF PLAN IF I’VE EVER HEARD ONE
fff this man really asked Jeanist to risk it all to prop up his little cover story, and Jeanist was all “sure why not” omfg. anyways, thanks for recapping all of this out loud for no particular reason in your car conversation you two
LMAO NOW WHAT
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TROUBLE YOU SAY? GOOD THING THE NEW NUMBER ONE HERO IS ON THE JOB THEN
okay no it’s just some random thugs strolling around terrorizing the downtown. fuck ‘em. so Jeanist is making short work of them now
uh oh
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won’t come? not can’t, but won’t?? what???
WOW
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well I guess that makes the local heroes A BUNCH OF SHITHEADS now doesn’t it?? jesus
and okay, serious question, if the cops are spread too thin and the heroes have literally walked out on the job, what exactly is stopping everyone from deciding to use their quirks to defend themselves, legal or not? nothing, as far as I can tell. society just got a hell of a lot more chaotic
anyway so this is an interesting panel here
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man, Dabi really did pull it off, didn’t he. well anyway so here’s that better world all of the villains were wanting, you guys! isn’t it so great?? everyone’s terrified and angry and losing hope and society is inches away from collapsing into total anarchy! but hey, at least we exposed the number one hero as a hypocrite
anyway so what are these guys up to
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fucking hell, he’s visiting his mom. I really wasn’t prepared to commit this much emotional energy towards reading this chapter today. BUT VERY WELL, WE PRESS ON
?? wait she’s not there?
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is this supposed to explain how Dabi knew who Hawks really was? except that there’s the little matter of how he even know where to find his mother in the first place. feels like we’re still missing something there, but oh well
OH MY GOD
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RHA I TAKE BACK EVERY WORD I EVER SPOKE AGAINST YOU. YOU ARE A SCANLATION GROUP FILLED WITH ANGELS LMAO. I WILL TAKE THIS PANEL IN MY HANDS, AND TREASURE IT AND KEEP IT SAFE
ANYWAY, BECAUSE MY TIRED BIRD SON’S LIFE SUCKED SO MUCH ALREADY, IT TURNS OUT HE’S ACTUALLY PLEASED WITH THIS NEW TURN OF EVENTS LOL HOW ABOUT THAT
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GOOD FOR YOU BBY. YOU GO OUT THERE AND BE YOUR OWN PERSON
and in all seriousness, I love that identity he chooses -- chooses, because it actually is him making a choice now, possibly for the very first time in his life -- is “guy who helps people”, though. it really is nothing short of miraculous that he held on to that kind of optimism and desire to do good even with everything he’s been through. there were so many times he could have chosen to turn his back on the world in retaliation for the way it treated him. but he didn’t!! and here he is now, finally free, and what he wants to do with the rest of his life now is simply to help others. anyway please excuse me for a moment, I need to go find some sort of basket or a big vase to put all of my fresh new Hawks Feels in, pardonne-moi
YEAH BOIIIIII
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“FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS, MISTER JEANIST, WHERE DID YOU FIND YOUSELF THAT SWEETASS CAR.” hey, all I’m saying is if this boy’s wings really aren’t growing back, he’s gonna need to find himself a new means of transportation y’know?
oh my god you guys it’s a flashback to his mom buying him the Endeavor plushie when he was like two because, and I quote, ALL MIGHT WAS TOO EXPENSIVE
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oh my god oh my god. my boy out here with a new lease on life finding hope in the darkest of times
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wasn’t your throat supposed to be all fucked up lmao. Horikoshi was suddenly all “oh shit the VAs are gonna be pissed at me if I keep this up huh”
“that’s why Bubaigawara was such a great guy” motherfucker IT IS A TERRIBLE DAY FOR RAIN. FORECAST SAID NOTHING ABOUT THIS
:’)
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yes ma’am. yes indeed. confirmed, I really will straight up fight some motherfuckers for this child. well not really, but YOU KEEP YOUR DISCOURSE OFF MY LAWN AND OUT OF MY BLOG YOU HEAR. THIS IS A HAWKS-FRIENDLY SPACE. WE RESPECT TAKAMI KEIGO IN THESE STREETS
and he’s saying (or is he thinking?? what a weirdly shaped speech bubble this is) that even if what Dabi said about the Todoroki household is true, “I’m not sure it’s the same now.” which happens to be ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. man this whole chapter really is all about saying “fuck the past” and moving forward and I am living for it
SON!!!!
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“the first step is at my beginning” fklkjlk. what an iconic fucking line??
AND HIS WINGS!!!! THEY ACTUALLY ARE GROWING BACK AHHHHHHH. “PUT A RAINCHECK ON THAT CAR, JEANIST-SAN.” THE HAWKSMOBILE CAN WAIT, RIGHT NOW HE HAS TO GO INSERT HIMSELF BACK INTO THE TODODRAMA WHETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT
you guys. I came here ready for some BAKUDEKU HOSPITAL ANGST, and I got DIDDLY SHIT of that, and none of my other kids were even in this chapter, but!!! ASK ME IF I CARE LMAO omg. because bird son is hanging with his new best friend, and he’s out here Finding Himself and picking up the pieces and putting them back together stronger than ever because RESILIENCE HAS A NAME, AND IT’S SPELLED H-A-W-K-S, and you guys. profound, my love for this child. holy shit. hey google, play Silence by Marshmello
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@seasaltcosmos wanted that essay and I'm not going to deprive anyone of salt!!!
Okay, I come with this opinion as someone who really loves Kaminari and BakuDeku so obviously I'm biased and KiriBaku gives me nothing except being tolerable as a background relationship in fanfiction. So with that out of the way, KiriBaku yeah. The biggest ship in the entire fandom, right? How is it the biggest ship with such a wide range of content and somehow almost everyone gets the two characters involved so wrong?
Im going to start with Bakugo, because Kirishima is going to get long and I need to go ahead and get this out the way before I get into that rabbit hole, so yes. Bakugo is such a hard character to write, but I thought it was common sense that he gets along with other characters besides Kirishima? Like, no, Kirishima isn't the only one who can ""calm Bakugo down"" and it's annoying that people keep acting like he is! Kaminari has told Bakugo off on his behavior since season one, and has continued to do so throughout the entire series while also defending Bakugo when characters like Monoma who talk shit about him! I'd even argue, and dare I say it, Kaminari and Bakugo are closer? They're always shown sitting together, Kaminari is always teasing him, and god, he calls Bakugo Kacchan. The only other person allowed to do that is Midoriya! Who'd I'd argue is even closer to Bakugo! Obviously Kirishima and Bakugo have a friendship, and I'd be blind to ignore that KiriBaku has moments and people aren't ridiculous to like the potential of their relationship, but for the love of everything if you have to write Bakugo as hating everyone but Kirishima please don't. I'm tired of reading it!
Okay so fanon Kirishima right? Absolutely cannot stand this lad. Especially when he's attached to Bakugo's hip constantly like a lost puppy and his only purpose is to be the Bakugo whisperer and nothing else. If anyone was to play that role to the extreme, it'd be Midoriya? Midoriya knows how Bakugo ticks more than anyone in 1-A, and considering how close they are in the manga it's just- how do I articulate this? Hypocritical of Kiribaku shippers who are also anti bakudeku? That's not even going into how fanon Kirishima is just Kaminari, and while I understand Kirishima and Kaminari are similar characters in some ways- I'll read and or see kiribaku and think wow, this is just bakukami? Bakukami is a rare pair!!! That makes me so upset that such a popular ship is stealing tropes and chemistry that's basically another ship that hardly gets any attention! It's petty, but it's how I feel!
Kirishima and Bakugo are canonically close, but so are Midoriya and Kaminari and this fandom loves to ignore that and I'm sick of it! So anyway, yeah that's my rant. It's definitely biased and opinionated and I refuse to act like it isn't. I'm so sorry to all my non-bnha followers sksksksksk please forgive me. :')
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