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bigfatbimbo · 2 months

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silly low effort dating Lucifer headcanons —

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE’S THE SILLIEST EVER. Anyways, now that we have that out of the way. He is very touchy with you, especially after you guys start dating. He constantly has his hand on your shoulder, arm, in your hair, or on your leg. He’s been so touch starved ever since Lilith left him. So he’s always chasing that kinda of comforting physical touch. Also, probably just always clinging to your arm, no matter what you’re doing too. He’s just there, hanging around. I said in another post he likes to play with your fingers, rings, hands, bracelets, etc when he rambles on about whatever is interesting him. ”I had another Idea for a rubber duck that blows bubbles but I never really got around to it, plus there’s always—“ and he’d be fiddling with your hands the entire time. He also has a thing for being called really lovey-dovey pet names. Princess, sweetheart, babycakes, pretty boy, things like that. I swear they have him on the floor blushing every time, especially if you play it up well enough. ”You look so good today,” and then you strut over to him and tilt his head up to look at you, “my pretty boy.” Hes in shambles oh my god. Probably giggling and putting his hand over his mouth to conceal his dorky grin. Up the stakes by taking his hand and kissing it gently, never breaking eye contact. “Oh— oh my—“ he would stutter out. “Darling how… charming.” But he’d be tomato red and giggling the whole time. Not a lot of people acknowledge this, but he can be very snobby too. Of course, he’s the king of hell. Why shouldn’t he be? He also hold himself to a standard above sinners because, in his words, ‘they’re just the worst.’ So he’d be lowkey snooty and proud in public sometimes. And he’s a little rich boy too so don’t be surprised if he complains about how: “This restaurant serves their lamb too cold. You know, we don’t have to eat here. I have pancake batter at home sooo…” If you end up calling him out on it he’d feel bad about being so bratty and tip the waitress an outrageous amount. Also, i’m sorry this man is a little spoon through and through. Let’s be real right now. He’s so tiny he absolutely dissolved in your arms. Which is very comforting for him on bad days when he just wants to be held by you. He also, even though he acts all high and mighty when it happens, loves being manhandled by you. Maybe he’s overworking himself and so you just sneak up behind him and throw him over your shoulder. He'd bang his fists on your back and demand to be treated with dignity, as if he couldn’t overpower you in seconds. Also, you catch him talking to his rubber ducks A LOT. For a while they were probably all that he talked to it’s kind of sad to watch. But in a cute way? He has names for them all and specific personalities. He’ll be showing you his collection and be like “Oh, george likes you!” after forcing you to hold a rubber duck for him. Also a good cook, I don’t know why I just feel like he is. But like very oddly specific dishes too. He makes a mean gourmet mac and cheese with parmesan on the top. He likes to dance with you too, whether it’s slow dancing or you two are just being silly, he likes to feel your body warmth on him while you two move together. Also, i’m pretty sure we all ready know… autism. I’m not even projecting this time either, it just might as well be canon. So he comes you to about any new hyperfixations he has at the time because he trusts that you, above all people, will listen to him. Once again he’ll play with your bracelets, or fiddle with his hands while he talks to you. And of course, you listen, and even do your research later to make him feel like you really care. He also loves making arts and crafts with you. Sometimes even with some friendly competition (incredibly competitive high-energy contests on who’s contraption works better.) I also imagine you have to say things to him multiple times for him to hear you. It’s not that he can’t hear you, he’s just in his own little world, not paying attention at all to his surroundings.

”What, honey? Sorry, didn’t catch that last part—“

Then he’ll focus so hard on paying attention, that he’ll forget to actually pay attention and make you explain it another time.

I imagine he likes doing little tasks for you, so he can feel useful. Like running your laundry for you, doing the dishes, anything to keep him busy.

Also, it’d it earns words of affirmations from you, then it’s worth it.

Say you catch him scrubbing pots and pans to save you the effort. Come up behind him, put your hands on his hips and kiss his head before telling him how amazing he is. And how great full you are for him.

He’s beaming and smiling so hard his cheeks hurt.

I also think he’s a morning person, so more often than not, he wakes you up with breakfast in bed.

He falls asleep so early at night it’s literally crazy.

Like you could be hugging him, even standing up, at nighttime and he would immediately get so drowsy.

You’d have to pick him up bridal style and carry him to bed, all the while he’s whining about how he’s “Not tired, yet! I still have so much to do.” I think he also is a huge giggler like he just gets a kick out of everything you say and thinks you’re the funniest person alive. Also, he’s a terrible ugly crier. Like his face scrunches all the way up, snot comes out of his noise, he makes god awful chocking noises. It be kinda funny if it wasn’t so sad to watch to be honest. Cries at super stupid things too, those dog commercials for example. But it’s so bad he could be being his goofy self and like making the milk and the carton of eggs talk to each other. And he would get so invested in their ‘lives’ that he would start crying. ”No, Mr. Milk i’m sorry we can’t—“ sniff sniff “—be together. I DON’T LOVE YOU!” and now he’s crying. He buries his face in your shirt when he cries and just, I have a specific noise in mind, violently squeaks and sniffs.

a/n — My tumblr was tweaking out when I wrote this. I don’t know what happened but if you saw this posted last night, no you didn’t.

#hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel x you #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel fluff #lucifer morningstar x reader #lucifer x reader #silly low effort headcanons

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lovelymortifiedmango · 2 months

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Dad's Best Friend! John Wick x PlusSize! Fem! Reader

Warnings: Heavy Nsfw, John has illusions to you giving him head, (This pretty much leads to porn without plot), Reader is called "Bunny", Reader is sooo naive, Reader is over 20! Years old.

[ THIS IS MY FIRST EVER WRITING POST! plz be nice :3 ]

❥ Dbf! John Wick who comes over to your house every weekend to see his friend's daughter.. who he just so happens to be infatuated with..

❥ Dbf!John Wick who just can't help himself from admiring how cute you look in your short dress.. your so plush and adorable.. Like a lamb on display for a hungry wolf..

❥ Dbf!John Wick who casually gives subtle compliments to sweet, naive you..

❥ "You always look so lovely darlin'." ~"Oh.. You don't have to be so kind.."

❥ Dbf! John Wick that takes you shopping when your dad is busy. Buying anything and everything for his best friends daughter..

❥ "This is too much.. I don't want to run your wallet dry.." you pout with glossy, plump lips.. ~ "Don't worry about it, you can repay me some other time." he says with a slight smirk.

❥ Dbf! John Wick who feels so guilty when palms himself at the thought of your lips wrapped around him.. but how can he help himself when you're this adorable?

❥ Dbf! John Wick.. that notices your longing glances at him. Your cheeks heating up when you know you've been caught..

❥ "Somethin' on your mind, pretty? Would that something be me?" He asks as he strides over to you.. large frame and dark eyes drinking you in.. ~ "W-what? No.. That's embarrassing!" You say embarrassed.. thick thighs pressing together at the rumble of his sultry voice..

❥ Dbf!John Wick that can see through your lie.. placing a hand on your chin and leaning to softly kiss your trembling lips.. Nearly moaning at the taste of your strawberry lip balm..

❥ "When does your dad leave for that business trip again?" John asks, eyes never leaving your flushed face. "T-this weekend.. why?" You say innocently.. yet you could hear that voice in the back of your head.. "Don't ask.. just do it.."

❥ Dbf! John Wick who promises to take "such good care of you" when your dad finally leaves. Oh how gullible..

❥ Dbf! John Wick that now has you bent over the arm of his leather couch; strong hands holding you steady by your plush hips as he pounds into you..

❥ You both knew this was wrong.. but nobody would have to know! It would be a dangerous secret between the two of you..

❥ John would have you come over when your dad leaves for work.. You would happily take the offer.. and he'd have a taste of delicious you..

❥ "Doing so good for me, bunny.. Gonna make you mine and breed you like you want me to, hm?" he breaths against your neck; you let out a soft mewl of approval. "Yes, please John.. I love you, John.." you mumble as he tears a third orgasm from his perfect bunny.

❥ Sweet You who now secretly dates her father's best friend.. Always going over to his house and "spending the night".. Your father who thinks John can do no wrong. Lucky you!

thanks for reading!♡ ~ Juicebox<3

#john wick imagine #john wick x reader #john wick x you #john wick fanfiction #john wick fanfic #chubby reader #plus size reader #fem reader

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creators-island · 3 months

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Tell us more about your cotl Dangerous Devotion au please *looking up with my shiny eyes ✨w✨*

THANK YOU FOR ASKING!

The DD AU is mainly place after the second phase of relics of the old fate. I wanted to experiment on the dark side of the Lamb as a protagonist because in most fics/aus the Lamb is the “I can fix him” or the “I want the best for everyone” type of person, Which is not something bad (absolutely love it btw! Most fanfics are sooo healthy towards relationships and I stand by it!), big part of the fandom have adopted this as an only rule for the Lamb’s personality. But, after my third play through the game, I decided to take many different approaches to the Lamb as a character.

Maybe one in wich they’re not so different from Us as players! A reality in wich everything is made with cold heart, we marry someone not because we love them but because they’re cute or we need the health to revive on a crusade, the only reason we reeducate is because we need the numbers in our flock, not because of compassion… we make them (the flock) eat grass not because is healthy or morally right but because we have plenty of grass in our pockets, we make them eat a banket not because we care about their health but rather because cooking is tedious and we need the faith to avoid the bother of reeducating dissenters.

We save the bishops not because we think they deserve a second chance,but because we want them as living trophies…As a proof of what we’re capable of…our success.

The Lamb COULD be like that, like US AS A FANDOM, romanticizing Narinder the same way we do, seen the flock as mascots just like we do, seen the world as a possession to play with. Who cares if we fucked up? We’ll just erase it and start over again!.

We as the players are the true gods in the game’s world, the Au is a look of the Lamb slowly taking that same position. All narrated from the perspective of the former bishops and the flock. Who knows how it ends? Maybe it won’t end at all…

What do you think of that?

#dangerous devotion au #cotl au #cotl narilamb #cult of the lamb #cotl

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writer-of-the-lamb · 3 months

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knucklebones gossip pt2

ratau : *sigh* well done, you win.

lamb : ohh, good. yay.

ratau : what is wrong?

lamb : i don't wanna talk about it.

ratau : alright, i-

lamb : GOD its SOOO annoying visiting Narinder after these crusades. He AAAAALWAYS makes time and effort to listen to me - which for starters is SO ANNOYINGLY CUTE - and then when i shut up and look at him, he has this dreamy look in his eyes...

ratau :

lamb : and he's looking right at me. with all 3. *sighs* ratau the things i'd let him do-

ratau : are we sure the 'dreamy look' is not one of predatory advance?? for instance, him wanting to kill you? toy with you?

lamb : he wouldn't threaten me with a good time. and narinder wouldn't dare. we're practically a situationship now.

ratau : a what

lamb, sprawling himself over the floor : it's just terrible, ratau. imagine having the hottest god flirt with you every other day, and then not being able to have him. it's a curse i bear.

ratau : you forget i have also had experience with Narinder.

lamb, sitting up : don't tell me you didn't think he was cute.

ratau:

ratau, solemn-faced : ...he was rather handsome.

#cotl #cotl headcanons #incorrect quotes #CACKLING RNNNNN #u guys loved my last one of these #i hope you like this one!!!

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suchawrathfullamb · 3 months

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hey Lamb, I really love your writing, can you give some advice? Maybe general things to pay attention to when writing fic, specifically Hannigram?

Thank you so much, although I don't feel like I am in any position to give advice, I'm still learning my own style and idk, I feel like giving advice is too big of a task and title for me lol. I also feel like writing fic should be mostly about self indulgence, I know we tend to be perfectionists and desire external validation, but really we're just having fun with something we're passionate about, you shouldn't be so worried about making it in a certain way. Although I understand that many of us do wish to professionalize our writing someday and maybe publish non-fandom work, so I also understand how important feedback can be when we're trying to learn and get better if it's something we want to pursue in a professional way :). Because I want to actually help you, I'll just list a few things that I personally notice in fics, but then again, I'm not at all in any position to be taken as some sort of authority and I honestly think I'm mid, I'm hardly satisfied with what I write, although I appreciate when anyone compliments my writing. With Hannigram in particular I notice I tend to try too hard when it comes to Hannibal's pov and narration, which granted, it is a harder pov to write for, but I feel like we forget to put a little more emotion and tone down on the overly intellectual language. Hannibal prosed a lot but he was still understandable and sometimes I'll write something for him and I'm like, what the actual fuck does that even mean, too much thesaurus on every single word lol. I feel like I'm Joey in that one Friends episode, ykwim? The one he needs to write Chandler and Monica's adoption letter and he uses thesaurus for every single word and it ends up sounding crazy? lol Another thing is the self awareness. Because the show is about a psychiatrist, and the main characters are extremely intelligent, we tend to think they're self aware and although they certainly are in a few aspects, they're still realistically human when it comes to not realizing their own feelings. I feel like it takes me out of the story when the author explains the characters feelings, for example: "Will knew Hannibal was bad for him, but he also felt like he was the only person who truly understood him, and so, even though he was conflicted, he(blablabla)", sometimes it's better to hold back a little, let the character's actions and inner dialogue speak for itself...show, don't tell. And the last thing I noticed that really takes me out is when the characters are cartoonish: Will reeeally likes dogs, and fishing, and flannels. Or something like "This person was rude. Hannibal would like to eat them because he despises rude people" (I see it so much but now all the examples flew out of my head lol). There's something about it that makes the characters less realistic, which is totally fine if that's the vibe, yk? More funny, cute, crack even, idk, but I see it when it wasn't the intention of the author, they just thought it was in character so they needed to point it out, you know? As if every action is "this is sooo will, omg, this sooo hannibal" vibes, you know? As if all they do is fish, eat people, wear flannels, pet dogs, drink wine and well actually maybe that is all they do,

#lol jk it just makes the reading super enjoyable when you feel as if they're real people #if that makes any sense #i'm not at all someone with authority to give writing advice lol #hannigram #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #murder husbands #fanfic #writing #writers #advice #ask the lamb

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monster-slxt · 5 months

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🤔 but what is ur top 10 favorite monsters to imagine and why

Very loosely ranked, more a list than a ranking 🥰

1. Werewolf is a classic. Big strong and feral, plus knots are always a plus! I don't feel like I need to explain this one too much

2. Giant insects. It's mostly about the eggs now because I got over my fear of bugs, but the fear definitely played into why I got this particular kink lol

3. Demons. I love the idea of corruption, plus they can have basically any cool powers or fun anatomy you want. Plus the power play of selling my soul to one is hot

4. I don't know that it's technically a monster, but I love a good mad scientist. Medical kink but it can also play into sooo many of my other kinks too it's so fun

5. Minotaurs, again I feel like I shouldn't have to justify this one really, they're hot. Also I like hucow stuff so. You know.

6. I like vampires but the very specific type I've created in my mind that aren't done justice in most depictions. I want a feral vampire not your boring twilight ones. It's the blood kink

7. Dragons are always fun, especially the idea of being a sacrificial lamb who gets stuffed full of eggs!

8. Specifically venom style symbiotes are Really hot. Not just ant shapesifter goo thing, I want something that actually lives inside my body like venom.

9. Again not really a monster, but I really like the idea of being sacrificed to some sort of fertility god, I feel like I shouldn't have to explain this one lol

10. Gonna put a wide category here for aliens. I love the idea of being abducted and turned into an aliens cute little pet🥰

#asks #monsterfucking #monster smut

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ginnyluvstimmy · 4 months

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𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐧𝐤𝐚 : ᵗʸᵖᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵇᶠ

• defo whimpers and whines

• doesn't mean he's necessarily a sub tho, just extremely sensitive

• would mutter soft "thank you's" as you please him

• he's literally so gentle, his hands would always caress your face

• if you gave him head, his hands would immediately be in your hair, clutching it and running his hands through it cause he just can't get enough of how soft it feels

• always staring at your lips

• would buck his hips into your mouth so desperately, he just can't take it

• he'd be so nervous before, very jittery, his words rushed and loud, trying to conceal his aching cock and excitement

• could fuck as much as a rabbit

• he'd whimper incoherent praises and kiss you so hard (with a lot of tongue)

• i mean he'd literally just stick his tongue in your mouth, he finds it so hot

• if you want to tease him, just find a way to lick/suck his fingers, the feeling of your soft, pillowy tongue riles him up immensely

• he also loves it when you lay your head on him and look up at him with vulnerable doe eyes, he adores cute lil things

• he really enjoys holding you during sex; wants to be as close to you as possible, burying his head in your neck

• willing to try literally anything, he's very experimental

• he gets off on taking your clothes off, doing it so tenderly and gently with such sparkle in his eyes

• ur just his lost lil lamb

• literally coos at everything you do

• again, he'd be so fucking gentle, just kitty licks to start with cause he loves seeing you squirm

• he admits, sometimes he gets ahead of himself and tries to skip the foreplay, but he's just sooo needy

• would brush your hair out of your face as he fucks you, kissing your flushed face all over

• just wants to spoil you and ruin you, ur his favourite girl

• he's LOUD, i mean loud. whimpering, moaning, groaning. literally a flustered mess

• and when you're done, he'd hum you sweet songs from his childhood for your sleepy head

• would stroke and pat your head as you fall asleep

• always making magic chocolate for you, because he can't cook anything else; but loves to see you doing it for him

• resting his head in the crook of your neck and hugging your waist while you're cooking

• always, always singing

• "if a writer falls in love with you, you can never die" he thinks it's the same with chocolatiers

• shares every dream he has with you

• looooong pillow talks, but you always fall asleep first

• spends about half an hour meticulously arranging his clothes in the morning...he is obsessed and always wants to look perfect

• his lips are soft as sugar

• late night walks in paris

• handmade gifts

• kisses on your breasts

• cuddles!

• loves you more than any bar of chocolate

• always lets you taste the chocolate before selling it

• the most positive, energetic, playful and funny person you'll ever meet

• magic tricks nonstop

• "your personal pocket size sunshine", he calls himself like that bc he always succeeds to make you smile

• your parents LOVE him

• he would die for you, LITERALLY

• obviously, he's not very skilled with writing, so he'd instead draw you and draw some of your favourite possessions

• the drawings aren't very good tbh but it's the thought that counts

• anytime you're sad, he'd do literally anything to make you feel okay again

• i mean literally anything

• whatever you think will make you feel better, he will find a way to get

• learnt how to plait hair and plaits yours, putting in a red bow at the end

• but don't get me wrong, he can be charming when he wants to be. it's like a switch, he can turn it off and on

• when around you, his speech is very erratic and rushed

• he just has so much to say and so little time it stresses him out

• he sings soft songs about you that definitely rhyme

• your presence would always be the best part of his day, he loves seeing you happy and making you laugh (...sometimes to his expense)

• would make a fool of himself just to see you giggle

• he absolutely adores your giggle, i mean seriously

• he'll keep on making wonderful things that surprise you and he'll keep making them grander every single time

• he just wants to see your eyes light up in admiration all the time

• he'd try to make every day a special one for you

• would find out your daily routines/ whereabouts and sneak there to make sure you're safe

• he just wants to lock you in his arms forever, his glance is filled with nothing but affection

!!!THE TEXTS ARE NOT MINE, I JUST ADDED SOME IDEAS!!!

#willy wonka #timothee chalamet #willy wonka and the chocolate factory

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crybabylulu · 9 months

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Sooo I’ve been playing this game called Cult of the Lamb right? So you can rename cult members and marry members in your cult and I married a member that I named Ty Lee and I was so happy! She was adorable I gave her a flower necklace and I made her my tax collector and she got a cute asf hat! Like she was adorable! Then you know what happened….SHE DIED OF OLD AGE! MY WIFE DIED! I WAS SO UPSET! I WANTED TO THROW MY CONTROLLER! I buried her then got married to Sokka soooo it is what it is. RIP TY LEE! (Yes I named some of my members after ATLA characters sue me! There’s a Yue as well and she died sometime after Ty Lee I was very upset and I also gave Yue a moon necklace)

#cult of the lamb #ty lee atla #atla #ty lee avatar #avatar the last airbender #sokka #princess yue #yue atla #yue avatar #atla sokka #sokka avatar the last airbender #avatar sokka #sokka of the water tribe #water tribe #fire nation #moon spirit yue

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apple-orchards-writings · 2 months

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thinking about cl kylar with a pc who isn't the sharpest tool in the shed... at first he's convinced that it's all a ruse and you're trying to get his guard down but. you're actually just... like that.

you get lost in his temple if someone isn't there to escort you and you'll blindly follow other people around if they promise you rewards - everything you do makes kylar panic horribly.

he does like how you opt to go with the flow rather than speak out against him. you'll fall asleep against his shoulder and mindlessly climb onto his lap! you're the perfect pet and it makes him sooo happy, even if no matter how much he tries to explain the cult proceedings to you, you never understand - or you nod dumbly and act like you understand what he's saying... idk i just want him to patronise me even more oops and i want to feed into the patronising ehejdisidksk

you like being comfortable, and kylar can ensure that you can stay comfy right here, in his arms, forever <3

This is a dream come true for Kylar! You're a precious innocent lamb, and he's so glad he gets to be your one and only shepherd. He does have to be extra careful of any wolves that might want to lead you away, but he knows that's just how he can prove his love to you, the most precious part of his flock.

You do worry him a lot tho! Please stop getting lost so much, darling, his snake gets tired of looking sometimes. Or at least, please try to keep the special necklace he gifted you on your person, he can at least track you with it.

He can't ever get mad at you tho, you're way too cute when you're sleepily looking up at him, curled up in his lap while he explains his new doctrine to his council. He pats your head and smiles at you, telling you to go back to sleep, and you do. Aah, how he loves your obedience... Just make sure to stay like this, okay darling ? All willing and pliant, just for him.

#apple answers #cult leader kylar

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cottoncandyjester · 2 years

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BETA VS OG: THEO

I giggled while writing this beta theo is a normal theo’s nightmare

Warning this contains:selfcest? Suggestive themes, religious themes. A sprinkle of Dubcon(?) but fairly clean, a whore of a man

The sounds of heels clicking against the floor made you peek up, you’ve heard about the others meeting their trauma free self and you were excited to see what theo living a happy life would be like.

Theo didn’t seem as excited as you “he might be an oaf or..urban or even-”

“-even prettier than you? Goodness what ever will you do~” a sultry voice rang out and you two were faced with that you could only describe as theo if he had the confidence of a succubus. Theo gasped covering your eyes with his hands at the sight of his beta version wearing a white robe styled coat that was tied extremely loosely and it seems he didn’t have a shirt under it not to mention he had black leather pants and a red lace thong strap exposed.

“W-what are you wearing?! Is that a thong?!” Theo hissed out in a hushed tone causing his beta self to smile brightly “oh it’s actually a lace jockstrap! It’s so cute here I’ll show you~”

You managed to pry theo’s hands away from your eyes just in time to see his beta self pull his pants down just enough to expose the red and black laced jockstrap that was incredibly see through. Theo shrieked now covered his own eyes freeing you of his grip, your face turning red at the sight of beta theo noticing your staring.

“Wanna come and take a closer look sweetheart? I promise I don’t bite, unless you want me to” he cooed out before playfully made a biting motion. Theo tried to grab you but you were already walking closer to inspect the pink haired male. “A-ah! Darling don’t get too close! He will corrupt you with his sins!” Theo hissed out now fishing his rosary bead cross from his pocket now clenching it tightly watching you with worried eyes.

“Um..could you pull your pants back up?” You asked the male softly only for him to tilt his head to the side “really? Hmmm..okay..” he said as he pulled his pants back up jolting at the feeling of you opening his coat just a bit more noticing the pink heart shaped nipple pasties covering his nipples. “Curious little thing aren’t ya?” He whispers before leaning in close

“My nipples are soooo sensitive~ just feeling them rub against my shirt is enough to make me hot and bothered. My partner is a wild animal always touching and sucking them but when they use clamps or even vibrators…ughh~” beta theo groaned lowly just talking about it seemed to make him excited judging by his panting.

“You look so much like them, even smell just like them..I-it’s making me..Nghh..happy” he purred out now reaching out to cup your face his tongue sticking out as he panted heavily “l-look I’m even salivating..your smell is making me sooo hungry~” he said softly as saliva dripped off his tongue his hot and heavy breath making your stomach get butterflies.

Before anything more could happen theo had pulled you away now having you behind him as he held his cross towards the male with shaking hands “w-what a disgusting demon you are trying to temp my little lamb! What kind of shepherd would I be if I let that happen!” Theo snapped with a scowl.

Beta theo wiped drool off his chin with a soft chuckle “So you’re a man of god? How..sweet. You must take great care in staying as pure as possible” he said softly now grabbing theo’s wrists yanking them close and trailing his tongue along the cross and beads coating them with his saliva the action made theo gasp as he stared at his beta self with shock.

“Y-you are gross, a demon of lust and desire. S-such things will lead you to hell!” Theo snapped out with a gulp. “Says the man with a boner the size of Texas, come on holy man..give into sin” the pink haired male whispered out and before the torment could go on a moaning voice rang out making all three of you tense up.

Beta theo reached into his pocket taking out his phone eyes sparkling with joy “oh! I gotta take this~” he cheered as he answered the phone walking off a bit. Theo shook his rosary of saliva which a shudder “what a foul being! We have to cleanse ourselves at home. Holy water with chlorine should work” theo said firmly making with gulp with fear since the ‘cleansing bath’ theo always made you take would sting your eyes and body.

After a few minutes beta theo walked back over with a pout “I have to leaveeee~ oh well..” he whined before smiling at both you and theo “hugs and kisses!” He cheered out with his arms stretched.

“No way! Get away from us you-MPHFF!” Theo tensed up at his beta self grabbing his face and kissing his lips while squeezing theo’s cheeks to pry his mouth open the slight sight of their tongues exploring each other’s mouth made your eyes widen especially seeing theo’s eyes roll back with bliss.

Theo was soon released face red and seeming to be ditzy and flustered from just a kiss. “Your turn~” beta theo cheered out as he walked over to you being more gentle but just as passionate hugging your waist as he kissed your lips. You could definitely see why theo was so mindfucked, his beta self knew exactly how to kiss in such a way that it made your head fuzzy it was like his saliva was alcohol as his tongue slipped into your mouth your hands running through his hair the soft tug making him moan. He pulled back now leaving sloppy wet kisses on your neck and shoulder “if I didn’t have to go..I would be putting you into a mating press absolutely rearranging your insides” he whispers in your ear while licking it giving it a soft nibble before pulling away leaving you panting and wanting more.

“Well cuties..I’ll be going this was so fun, let’s play again somehow~” he said with a chuckle as he walked off while humming jovially leaving both you and theo starstruck for a moment.

When theo snapped out of it he shuddered wiping his mouth with his sleeve “we are taking a bath! A-and brushing our teeth ugh my mouth tastes like peaches cause of that sinner!” He snapped and as he yanked you away you definitely had a peachy taste in your mouth from that kiss…what an interesting person.

#beta theo #ocs #Theo #beta theo is a WHOREEEEE #yandere ocs

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mrsvercetti · 1 year

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Hello! I’d like a FNAF: SB romantic mashup! I’m non-binary, asian and an ENFP, Im 4’7, black hair slightly dyed red and my Zodiac sign is Gemini and I’m the kind of self-reserved and anxious but get to know me more and you’ll see me as a chatterbox, though I do enjoy the quiet but feels awkward to me over time. I like to draw, play kalimba in my free time, and I enjoy horror and cartoon content. My love language is giving physical affection since (1/2)

I match you with...

Monty!

Listen, Monty ADORES you. Like to him, you are PERFECT. He doesn’t care what other people thinks about you. You are perfect for him.

Monty is an extrovert for sure and is filled with self esteem, confidence and the talent which makes people wonder why he fell for you. He honestly looks like the one who would totally judge someone and be an ass.

But really, he’s a sweetie and finds you adorable. He’s protective of you and definitely and would NOT hesitate to kill someone for you.

He loves to watch you play the kalimba and would be totally down to learn and play it with you. He wants you to be his tutor.

He loves to cuddle with you. You’re his personal teddy bear that he will cherish till the end of time.

He’s a lil’ bit worried about your sleep schedule. He knows how sleep will affect someone mentally and physically and would urge you to go to sleep early so you could feel energized the next day.

Conversations with you is something he’ll always enjoy and never get bored of. Your voice, your interests and your way of words is just enough for him to be all heart eyes on you.

Would definitely help you if you have trouble with anything. Whether if your feeling down mentally or having trouble doing you daily work, he’ll be by yourself and helping you out overcome the issue.

Would totally watch horror movies and cartoons with you. After performing a show in the pizzaplex, his favourite thing to do is to plop down on the bed with a big bowl of popcorn and watch either horror movies or cartoons with you.

When he’s having a trouble controlling his anger, he wants to hear your voice and wants your love. It will help him calm down and and think straight. It’s one of the greatest things that you have that makes you very special to him.

Your aesthetic???? Ooof he’s swooning over at you. You look so cute in those outfits and could look at you for hours straight on how perfect you look.

Because of you, he too got into plague doctor everything. Clothes, posters etc.

He’s not much of a drawer but would try to draw with you. Even if it’s super bad lol. Loves to look at your drawings and would support and compliment all of your drawings.

Okay, one thing about him is that he is a HUGE TEASE. Would make fun of your height. Like, dude is 7’1. You’re his little lamb.

He’s big on PDA so expect kisses here and there. He would randomly come up to you and give the longest kiss on the lips ever. He doesn’t care if you are having a conversation with someone. He loves you see you all flustered and blushy faced. It makes him melt.

He finds your stutter cute tbh. It’s just sooo adorable to him.

If you both are going anywhere together, he’ll hold your hand 24/7. If anyone is staring at you, he’ll have his arm around your waist to let them know that you are taken and would definitely give them a death stare.

Would talk about you to the other animatronics all the time. Everything about you, except private stuff.

Would totally be the type to write a song for you.

He’s also a huge charmer. His charm could melt you heart.

#fnaf matchups #fnaf security breach #fnaf sb #monty x reader

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readingrobin · 2 years

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Mid-Year Reading Update

Tagged by @ninja-muse! Thanks for the tag! Been seeing this one going around and was eager to join in!

Amount of books you’ve read so far: 81

Best book you’ve read so far in 2022: This is so hard since I've read a lot of great books so far and naturally my brain is going to latch onto the most recent book I've given five stars to so it may be Iron Widow by Xiran Jay Zhao. A Darker Shade of Magic, The Magic Fish, and The Night Circus are all up there though. At least 34 of those 81 reads have been four stars so the indecision is understandable.

Best sequel you’ve read so far in 2022: Sooo, I haven't actually read a ton of sequels this year, since I guess I'm just focusing on newer series. I guess by default it would have to be When Night Breaks by Janella Angeles, as its only competition would be Castle in the Air, which I had a few problems with, or the second volume of Wynd, a fantasy graphic novel, which I loved, but my brain has a hard time processing the idea of second volumes to a comic as a "sequel."

New release you haven’t read yet but want to: Hell Followed with Us by Andrew Joseph White. The cover completely drew me in and the story sounds absolutely bonkers. I'm usually not a fan of post-apocalyptic stories but this one has a hold on me.

Most anticipated release for the second half of the year: Bloodmarked by Tracy Deonn for sure! The Sunbearer Trials by Aiden Thomas, The Daughter of Doctor Moreau by Siliva Moreno-Garcia and Heart of the Sun Warrior by Sue Lynn Tan.

Biggest surprise favourite new author (debut or new to you): Probably Taylor Jenkins Reid for Daisy Jones and the Six. I usually have such a hard time with popular fiction that gets a lot of buzz because they rarely live up to expectations, but this was just a great read.

Newest fictional crush: RUIN! RUIN! RUIN! RUIN! *cough* from Sandman: Waking Hours. *cough* He is Mr. Blorbo from my comic, my soft sweet boy, my gentle skrunkly, the absolute lamb who is a literal nightmare made of snakes and goo. Who doesn't love goo?

Book that made you cry: The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane by Kate Dicamillo. This book is just so much man, so many feelings.

Book that made you happy: Out of the Blue by Jason June. Just such a cute book with a satisfying ending, at least for me. Good vibes all around.

Most beautiful book you’ve bought so far this year (or received):

Just look at that! Gorgeous. The art is done by @marlowelune/marlowlune on Twitter. They do amazing work and by god I just want to buy every book they illustrate. Taps right into my aesthetic.

What books do you need to read by the end of the year?: Too many. I have no plans on what I need to read. Everything is spontaneous. There is no order. What is picked is picked. It's all chaos

Tagging: @the-forest-library @agardenandlibrary @howlsmovinglibrary, @curls-and-books, @readaroundtherosie

#mid year book tag #mid year book freak out tag #reading #booklr

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smol-bean-of-the-smols · 1 year

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things about this blog i guess?

Welcome to the shit-show.

First things first. I'm in love with Kajii. I'm also a self-shipper. Very important details.

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IMPORTANT: DO NOT REPOST MY ARTWORK. I do not allow this and I never will. (Sending it to someone in a chat is alright AS LONG AS the link is provided.) Any reposts will be reported for copyright infringement. Thank you.

(If you see any of my work posted outside of this tumblr account and my instagram linked below, please tell me so I can report it.)

Also don't you dare put any of my stuff into those ai things.

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Current obsessions!

Main: Bungou Stray Dogs (specifically Kajii Motojirou) NOT SPOILER FREE. I’ve read the manga and I’m going to talk it. I do however tag spoilers (for both recent anime episodes and manga content) as #bsd spoilers. But only really like. within a week or so of release, so it's not that safe here.

Side: Cult of the Lamb (specifically Narilamb and bamsara's The Rehabilitation of Death AU)

+ plenty other non-specific side interests that i dont really reblog stuff for consistently so it'll be a surprise :D

What you’ll find here!

My art! It’s all tagged with #my art. Stuff made in MS Paint are tagged with #bean's ms paint adventures as well.

If you want to surf the Kajii content I’ve made, which includes textposts about him, it’s easier to use #bsd kajii or #motojirou kajii from my 'popular tags'. However, there are some posts about him that I don't feel like tagging outside of my text-post tag.

Reblogs. Sooo many reblogs. There’s sometimes whole stories in the tags. Bean lore.

My random statements, that usually have nothing to do with my fandoms, but also sometimes do. They are under #bean’s random thoughts. Paired with the above can be: - #bean complains again (where i complain. tagged for blocking purposes for negativity.) (replacing #bean rants because i forgot that existed) - #bean’s selfshipping nonsense is for when I draw or talk about my self-insert in a self-shipping context. (Created primarily so those uninterested can filter it. Mostly used on art.) Note: I will still talk about my self-insert outside of this tag, it'll just not be in a self-shipping context. - #bean’s polls because i finally have them. they’ll be shits and giggles as well as for info gathering/helping me decide things Note: If I reblog/post about something, like a specific fandom or otherwise content you strongly dislike or you find triggering, and the posts aren't all tagged by their OP, let me know and I can start tagging those posts for your blocking purposes. I am fine with that.

About me?

Call me Bean or Lemon! If you know my irl name you can use that too!

I'm 19!

I’m bisexual. I have a little shell painted with the bi flag. It’s name is Michelle with a B. Bichelle, if you will. It’s cute.

Gender is an experiment and I’m playing with it like dolls. I’m “a little bit of everything all of the time.” /ref (I will make a post about my experience with gender in the future, as I'm getting close to figuring it out.)

My timezone is Eastern Time! (Currently EDT)

I am okay with NSFW things, but as many of the people who follow me are a-spec, I will be keeping such things to a minimum. (Anything including me being horny on main, be it from asks or artwork or just textposts in general, will have the Mature Content community tag for sexual content. They will also be tagged NSFW. However they will not be a common occurrence. Y'all don't need to see that side of me.)

I’m open to questions! I love questions. (If you're on anon, be mindful of what you say since you are a stranger to me in that context.)

The art program I use is Clip Studio Paint Pro (Version 1), and the tablet I use is a Wacom Intuos Small.

I made a google doc to sort Mayoi SSRs and URs into active skill categories btw. Currently making one of leader skills as well. For fun. Even if it makes me suffer. :D

Socials:

Instagram

ao3

Art Fight

My Discord username is beanthesmol if you wanna reach me there. (I have only he/they on discord, but do not be fooled. I have that for Certain People. i still use it/its.)

Closing notes!

I’m chill. I’m a mess. I’ll be your friend! I don’t talk much, but I try my best.

Also, this intro post is subject to changes without notice. However, if something important has changed, I will mention it.

#hope yall like it here! it's supposed to be cozy #that's the vibe we're going for #also listen. im not making a dni list. thats for yall to figure out based on what i post/reblog #the fact that im queer should deter enough of the wrong people anyways

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janeelyakiri · 2 years

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Ok sooo, Exciting News! I'm not the only one going to the UT Cafe! The amazing @skitteringjunbug wants to go as well and meet up! However, travel is pricey and we could use a little help to get this all in motion. If it wasn't for her, my boys would never have gotten as far as they have, she's an incredible friend and I owe her for introducing me to so many new friends💙

So I'm going to offer Thank You Doodles for every KoFi donation, featuring my boys (base and outcode), ebott AU boys, even Polly!

-When donating, please specify which character you would like + your tumblr if you wish to be @'d

-I will do other AUs as well!

-I'm mainly sticking to Undertale as it's easier for me right now

-please be patient as commission work of any type is new to me lol

As a bonus, if we can amass a good amount through Kofi (her and mine total) I will reveal two new boys~!

Teeni herself also does commissions! Traditional, digital, writing and voice commissions! She has a cute Lamb plush up in her Kofi shop right now💙

Will reblog with both kofi links since tumblr's fussy about it

#jan draws #undertale #undertale au #ebottvalleyau #skitteringjunbug #do check out teeni's works!!#she's so talented with tons of crafts under her belt!

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chilumi-shipper · 2 years

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A Sheep-ish Christmas

Childe x Fem!Reader / Diluc x Fem!Reader / Zhongli x Fem!Reader / Thoma x Fem!Reader

Warnings: Smut, NSFW, Lambgirl!Reader, Somnophilia, Oral Receiving, Cuckolding, Outdoor Sex, Innocent Reader, Manipulation.

Summary: How you celebrate your first Christmas with your horny master.

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Childe

The 11th Fatui Harbinger is "very" generous.

He's the least bit mean to the Fatui Agents, he likes to spoil his siblings with gifts, he gives mora to those who ask, which I think we know who....

And... He has a little gift for the Skirmishers working under him evey Christmas.

What is that little gift? Why, it's you, of course!

For Christmas night, they have a chance to have a great time with Master Tartaglia's lamb sex toy, while he watches as they stain you with their cum.

To be the best lamb you can be, you would do anything to make your master happy, so obviously you're gonna be in your best behavior and let them fuck you all they want.

Your moans always makes the ginger harder than he usually is, even harder now that he's watching you take two cocks in your pussy whilst sucking cum out of another cock with your mouth.

"...Mhhhhfm..." Whatever is coming out of your mouth is muffled as your lips were wrapped around the cock of a Pyro Skirmisher.

Your tummy was covered with their cum, since master doesn't let them cum inside, only he can do that to you.

"It feels good to share, doesn't it, girlie?" Childe walks to you, his own dick still in his hand, pleasuring himself. "Look at you, making so many men happy." Both the Geo and Electro Skirmishers pull out of your pussy, groaning as they release their seed on your breasts.

You were held up by solidified water from Childe's vision, so the guards all fucked you standing up.

The Pyro one held onto your head, pushing his cock all the way in as he cums down your throat.

Your body was floating, both covered and filled with cum. You look around whilst swallowing the liquid in your mouth, seeing all the Fatui with their cocks out and fapping to the sight of your sinful body.

"Did you like getting fucked by these guys?" You lazily nodded feeling tired from all the cocks you've taken that night.

Your ears were twitching and your tail was also stained with cum that dripped from your hole. "T-Tired..."

Childe does think that those droopy eyes of yours are the cutest thing ever, next to your fluffy ears and tail, but you got one more cock to take before settling in for the night.

Your eyes were almost shut when you felt master's cock slap your pussy. "Ohh, nooo.... I'm tiredddd..." Another slap to your pussy.

"You're my little sex toy, baby. You're purpose is to be dicked down." He chuckled, seeing you struggle to fight sleep.

You did fell asleep shortly after he rammed in, but that's fine, your pussy still felt amazing.

Diluc

For Christmas, every employee of Dawn Winery goes home to celebrate with their families.

Everybody... except you :(

You were just a little lamb that Master Crepus and young Diluc found crying and curled up by Mondstadt gates, their hearts ached seeing you all alone and sad.

They took you in, gave you food, water and clothes, all in exchange for you helping out in the Winery. Despite you messing a lot of things up, you're just too cute to be fired.

The point is... You don't have a family, or anyone to spend your Christmas with, so you just stay with Master Diluc, not like you have anything better to do.

"Ahh, Y/N. Looks like it's just you and me again." And that's your cue.

You smiled at him before politely nodding, heading to your room to change into your special uniform.

Apparently, your Master Diluc has this tradition where the woman of his choice within his home has to wear a uniform that has literally nothing covering your tits, and an open crotch area, for easy access. Ooh, there's also a hole in the back for your tail to wiggle out of.

Diluc said it's very festive, and it makes him sooo happy, of course you would do anything to make him happy.

Plus, you're the only woman in the house.

There's another thing other than the clothes, you get to do this very special activity in every room of the house.

It's what he does whenever you get stuck somewhere due to your clumsiness.

It's what he calls "fucking"!

It's very fun! He even does it by surprise sometimes, you would just be preparing ingredients on the counter and next thing you know... you're bent over with a cock slipping inside your pussy.

Master Diluc seems like he really likes "fucking" with you :D

That makes you so happy! Being able to repay back to him for taking you in.

You can only look at him with fondness no matter what, like right now, as he's fucking you into the couch cushions.

"Master D-Diluc, can we go to s-sleep after thissss–?" Your words were slurred, he's been fucking you and bouncing you on his cock all day, you're tired.

"Ohh, but I'm having a really great time." Diluc might not show the deepest emotion, but he can get you to do anything with just a simple little pout.

You frowned, he's gonna be so disappointed if you just leave him to play on his own.

"Okay, just a few m-more..." You're just the sweetest little thing, aren't you?

He stared at your tits, jiggling along with his thrusts, his cock hits all the right spots inside you.

"Great! I know exactly where we should go next."

Zhongli

As an archon, Zhongli pays no mind to whatever celebration mortals might indulge themselves on. However, seeing your little puffball tail wag and shake around as you decorate his abode with lights and flowers makes his cock jump in excitement.

Plus, a happy lamb would be more willing to spread her legs for master.

You even asked him for a small pine tree that you can decorate, which you happily paid for with a good old fuck.

Just for his little girl, he'll humor you and this whole Christmas thing.

That tail wagging though, he's really got to do something about that before he starts cumming in his pants just watching you walk around.

"Oooh, so pretty!" You look into the jar containing the crystal flies you just captured, proudly showing it to your master.

Zhongli doesn't allow you to go out of his home without him, a simple minded lamb like you would probably just wander around, get lost, and then cry for your master to save you.

You felt so happy that he's letting you do all these things, you didn't even care that it was kinda cold outside, and Zhongli doesn't like you wearing underwear, no bra, no panties.

You know, easy access to your holes, underwear is just a hassle.

As you look for more stuff you can use to decorate the tree, the archon behind you felt like his pants was about to burst open from looking at the harsh wind blowing up your skirt to show off your bum and revealing your hardened nipples.

He can almost hear the laugh of the Anemo Archon.

It's not the best of him to let you outside with such an inappropriate outfit, but can you really blame him for getting turned on by just thinking about you one gust of wind away from being bare.

"Eeeekk!" You held your tummy, sensing that feeling again, the feeling where you just... wanna be a good lamb for your master.

You look down, seeing the geo mark on your pelvis glow a bright golden light. "M-Master..." Looking back at him, you feel flustered from wetness accumulating on your soft pussy.

Ahh, that mark, it makes it so that whenever he's horny, you're instantly ready for hours worth of fucking.

And he's horny a lot.

Zhongli walks up to you, grabbing your shaky tail and pulling you so that your ass cheeks rest on his covered cock.

"Nggghh..." You let out a little squeal, holding tightly onto your jar of crystal flies.

Not long after, you're on the ground, your clothes ripped to reveal your tits and cunt, with only the warmth from your master's body keeping you from freezing.

Your legs are pressed bedside your upperbody, him bending you into a mating press.

As the first few drops of snow falls around you, Zhongli brutally fucks you into the ground, groaning and shoving his cock harshly into your pussy that's drooling out your shared cum.

Your tits bounced along with his thrusts, using his powers to stimulate your twitching clit.

All you could do was moan, look fucked dumb and make grabby hands at him, trying to find comfort since the snow started fallung down to your clit and nipples, making them even harder than they already are.

You must really like those crystal flies, they remained by your side even when your master bended you into different positions and fucked you for hours in the snow.

Zhongli cares about his lambgirl, so obviously he was protecting you from the cold whilst he fucks you, and since you believed that nothing would happen from having sex in the snow, maybe you're up for another long session.

Thoma

Thoma is very generous too, you know, ask anyone and they'll agree!

Especially you, "Thoma is the bestest, most amazing boss in the entire world!"

"You've been working so hard this past year, Y/N. That's why I have a special gift for you for Christmas!" The blond man chuckled as your eyes shine bright at the mention of a "special gift".

"What is it?!" You were bursting with excitement, only to be distinguished by him saying that you'll have to wait till Christmas.

He's the nicest friend/boss ever!

Everyday up until Christmas, you tried your damn best to be the best lamb worker ever!

You would do your usual chores, you know, like sucking his cock when he's on break, every night, you would help him sleep by jumping up and down on his dick, or let him suck those pretty tits of yours for your milk.

Sheep milk is very nourishing, keeps him energized the whole day!

All those, but you would do better than usual, you did learn a few tricks from being his adorable "cum dump" for many months now.

On Christmas night, after you've spend your day celebrating with the Kamisato siblings, you finally get to receive your gift.

As always, inside his room, you wear nothing but a flimsy dress, sure it doesn't give the best warmth, but Thoma likes it that way so you, as his best friend, must like it too.

He sits you down onto a single person couch and hand you a well wrapped box

It's a white sweater with an sheep design, so cute!

"I knitted it myself, try it on." Classic Thoma, with his well thought out gifts.

You nodded eagerly, standing up and taking off the dress, he does love the sight of your naked body. Slipping into the sweater, it reaches just below your butt, however, when you sit down, everything is gonna be shown for sure, "all according to plan".

You were about to say that you love it, but before you could, he sits you down again, as expected, the sweater ride up.

He went on his knees on the floor, much to your confusion.

"Thoma...?" You called out to him curiously, he just smiles at you.

"This is the second part of your gift."

His hands grabbed your thighs, spreading them apart and placing your legs over the armrests. His face was directly lined up with your exposed pussy.

Leaning in, he places a kiss on your clit, receiving a giggle from you. "It tickles..."

He dives right in, shoving his face into your center. You yelped, feeling his tongue playing with your hole.

You couldn't help but moan, grabbing onto his hair as he sucks your cunt into his mouth.

Thoma smiled against your pussy when he felt your body shake. Awww, such a cute little lamb you are.

Despite your mind swirling from the stimulation, you feel confused at what he's doing.

It's like when you play with your pussy just out of curiosity without him. It's that, but it feels so much better.

He goes even deeper, slurping up your juices and gripping tightly on your legs.

Something inside you snapped and hot liquid flowed out of you, right into his mouth. Your body slumped, waiting for him to remove his mouth off your cunt.

Instead, your back arched, a surprised squeak emerged from your mouth as he kept going.

Thoma's lips were wrapped around your entire pussy, sucking as his tongue plunged in.

"Noooo... Too much!!!" You tried to pull off his head from between your legs, but he stayed put, eating the life out of your cunt.

Your ears twitched as the feeling of pleasure spread through your entire body, making your toes curl and nipples turn hard.

You passed out during your second orgasm, but don't worry, Thoma is very nice and pulled out more orgasms out of you in your sleep!

He can definitely do much more with his mouth other than haggle prices with merchants, that's for sure.

You woke up on the chair the next day, still in the exact same position, your new sweater was pulled up over your chest and exposing your breasts.

Last night felt like a dream, but your slick stained thighs and pussy, and the cum on your stomach sure proves that what happened was true.

Thoma...

He's just the greatest friend ever, right?

He gave you two presents this Christmas, you ought to thank him for that.

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Merry Christmas, readers!!! \(๑╹◡╹๑)ﾉ

#genshin impact x reader #genshin impact imagines #genshin impact smut #genshin smut #genshin impact #childe smut #childe x reader #diluc smut #diluc x reader #zhongli smut #zhongli x reader #thoma smut #thoma x reader

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