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Pls elaborate when u say Mr puzzle takes it in the ass. PLEASE
Lowkey have not seen any Mr. Puzzles smut yet so… i dunno I guess I AM the first of the generation, it is scary but.. somebody’s gotta do it. (the middle picture was actually me when I got this request)
So we all saw the arch, right? I feel like he actually doesn’t have a lot of experience or maybe none at all. He’s been pretty lonely in the friend department since childhood so I can only assume the same for significant others. He definitely wants to be romanced the hell out of before you fuck him.
I feel like he would want to look at you while you do it, so most times you’d end up with his legs draped over your shoulders. But as long as you’re giving him (his ass) attention, he’ll enjoy any position. Said this in the last post, he heavily enjoys princess treatment, so praise while you fuck into him is a yes.
#sometimes my best thoughts open with a jojo siwa quote#guys you have to let me cook#mr puzzles x reader#mr puzzles x you#mr puzzles#smg4 mr puzzles
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Ok, what's your sexual orientation hc for Vel??
I got bisexual bratty switch vibes from her. Like her whole "Respectless" song? Bratty af! Yeah, she might legit think she's better than the other overlords, but I think part of that is for attention.
I think canonically she's a Millennial(?), so seeking that validation by being an influencer/designer feels like it would add to that.
I feel she'd be dom with a male partner and switch with a female partner!
//I'm, according to the internet, somewhere between Millennial and Gen Z, I think 😆 but maybe I'm just projecting or reaching here//
So i feel like most likely she’s bi in canon since it’s not confirmed, that’s probably just like what she actually is
but personally i like femme lesbian velvette omg i really like that headcanon. i def can hear you out on her being bi like your so right she would dom a male partner and switch with fem.
Also she IS a millennial okay argue with the wall. “I’m that hashtag bitch” go check your myspace Velvette 🤨🙏
Anyways, these are good tales anon thank you ☝️
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How about Velvette with a journalist reader who's there to interview her and struggles to stay professional in the face of her relentless flirting over the course of the interview. Reader may or may not leave with an "autograph" 😉
a/n — oh my god guys, I’M A JOURNALIST!!! Wow, what are the odds! Anyways, marry me?
warnings — Velvette being very pushy, very suggestive, reader is so done, lowkey borderline harassment but… sorry guys she would, NOT PROOFREAD!!!
summary — Journalist reader tries to interview the youngest and newest member of the Vees, however she seems to be interested in something else.
The goal was to get people talking. Questions should have the ability to cover a wide variety of subjects, snowballing into the next topic with ease, you knew that.
However, the questions cartwheeled rather than snowballed. “Being a new comer in hell, making an alliance with two of hells most powerful overlords must have been difficult. How’d you do it?”
“I’m a big girl, babes, I can do a lot of things.”
Okay, so the way she licked her lips when she said that was a little provocative, but you decided to include the statement alone rather than the details. After all, the ‘sass’ that could be interpreted could keep things entertaining.
And she was, to be fair. She gave off enough personality with each quote that she would practically pop right off the page. Her mannerisms showed when she spoke, you could use that.
After all, god knows this was going to be better than that Zestial interview. That guy was as cryptic as he was unenthusiastic to those who pry. Jesus, Velvette gave you much more to work with.
However, what started off as a good interview was getting harder and harder to make do with. You figured you could use one of her flirtatious comments, break the fourth wall a bit, but dear god, would she ever answer the question?
“—Of course, I’m not assuming anything. You just look like you know your way around a pussy.”
“Miss Velvette—“
“But shit, aren’t I flattering you? Maybe you can prove it too me but until then—“
“Miss Velvette,” You hiss, brows furrowing together in pure irritation, “The question was about your history in fashion.”
“I’d love to know your history in dating,” She smiled back.
She was pretty, that was undeniable. And honestly infuriatingly cute, but your job was important.
“Tell you what, maybe if you answer all my questions accordingly, i’ll give you my number,” you offer, “How’s that sound?”
And she did. You were back where you started, interesting replies and explanations, lots of good material for an article.
So at the end, you pause your recording, pack up your laptop, and do as you promised.
Putting your contact in her phone, you shake her hand, “It was a pleasure, miss Velvette. I hope we work together soon.”
“Oh, I know we will,” Her smile was smile and knowing, “One more thing.”
With that, she leans up planting a kiss on, not your cheek like you expected, but the upper part of your neck, making you suck in a breath.
“You know, I never fucking liked journalists,” She spoke as her lips left your skin, and began to walk away, “Thought you all were a bunch of noisy assholes.”
You didn’t say anything, your hand just slowly came up to your neck where her lipstick was presumable staining. A smile drew at your lips.
“Except, I do like you darling,” She stopped in the doorway, “Kisses!”
#inbox open#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin hotel x you#hazbin hotel smut#hazbin hotel velvette x reader#velvette x reader#velvette x you
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Art by hellbone9000 (middle) and Dia_Artist (left and right)
some of you fanartists got me acting up, VELVETTE REQUESTS TODAY!! Fluff, smut, I do not care! She’s just such a cutie (one of the worst people literally ever) my baby girl 🥺💕
#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin hotel x you#OR JUST ALL THE VEES#YKNOW..#hazbin hotel velvette x reader#inbox open
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“fox pretty” “deer pretty” “dark/light feminine” “bop” “talking stage” “delulu is the solulu” “gyat” “rizz” “3 month rule” i am going to come out of my cocoon and form into your worst fucking nightmare the most abominable creature u have ever witnessed
#bop especially omfg#just what we need everybody#more terminology to call women hoes#actually it’s all bad#“delulu is the solulu” take a walk.
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the urge to drop like three more headcanons, and a mind blowing terribly sad vox angst fic and then dip for months
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Literwlly ANYTHING with Mr puzzles, I'm begging. I'm so starved.
He’s so silly! I’m not a fan of the overall show but I like this dumbass a lot and I would love more requests.
I feel like he would just love princess treatment, giving and receiving. Like he’ll absolutely make you breakfast and gloat about his stupendous cooking skills. But also, give this guy flowers and he will absolutely melt. “For who? ME!?” He knows damn well it’s for him but he will make a show of it every time. He’d literally want you to pick him up bridal style if you could.
Anyways, I love my little malewife princess! Also he takes it in the ass.
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PUFFYMUNCHERS ALIVE EVERYONE CLAP 👏
okay so im not dead heres a doodle dump
ITS NOT THAT I HAVENT BEEN DRAWING.. I JUSTR DONT KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING THAT I HAVE BEEN DRAWING??
so, first off- hazel content still exists i promise
here's some hazel x rosalina from @mirconreadzztuff22 <3
(the dragon flying in the background is apart of the shit i don't know how to explain- that's mar, and i WILL talk about her if prompted)
eheheh
including cowboy and knight shenanigins
god knight hazel save me-
some silly misc stuff too ehehHAHAH
have a velvette too from a comic i never finished-
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LOVE WINS!!!
I explain nothing
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any visionaries or innovators in the chat? I need something new to feast my brain on, new fic idea or au. MAKE IT CREATIVE. I’m in a little bit of a block right now and the more strange and unconventional the better.
#also make it Vox or Charlie#Actually speaking of which where are my charlie requests wtf#also vox tho…ALWAYS vox#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin hotel x you
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HI! Can I have SMG3 headcanon?
If no it's alright!
SO I ACTUALLY DONT WRITE FOR THIS FANDOM it’s literally just mr puzzle and unless i get more requests (which i wouldn’t mind) it’d literally be a one time thing 😭
sorry for the confusion
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Saw this and immediately thought of Vox giving you needy eyes after hours of teasing lol
THIS IS SO FUNNY OH MY GOD.
Because he does give you that look, after messing and fucking with him for hours, finally offering to show mercy on him if he just uses his words.
But he’s so fucked out he just 🥺
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HIII!! Can I request mr puzzles headcanons? (If you want to)
this man has got me going WILDD
a/n — He’s literally the silliest, I haven’t even seen the whole movie and I love him.
warnings— just fluff, very short, no smut or angst don’t get excited, NOT PROOFREAD!!!
summary — Mr. Puzzles x reader headcanons!
I’m going to be real, i’m not a huge fan of smg4 but Mr. Puzzles is just a very silly, entertaining character. And his evil princess energy has captured me full heartedly. Haven’t seen anything for him yet, so i’m stepping up for the good of society.
I feel like he’d be very obsessed with his significant other.
Like he’s gotten virtually no one-on-one attention from another human (seeing as he had no friends growing up) and he probably doesn’t have much relationship experience either.
So when you come into the picture and you like, not just he’s goofy tv show, but him, it’d be an understatement to say he’s flattered.
Seeing as he doesn’t have anyone else he’s particularly close too, he’d be all over you 24/7.
He’d want to be the main character of your life in a sense.
I get the sense that he’d be very touchy as well, seeing as he’s probably very touch starved.
He seems like the kind of guy to just poke you, like when he’s talking or teasing you, just poke your face with his finger to get your attention.
He’s probably absolutely dying for a hug, by the way, so if you give him one he’ll just stay there for way too long.
Mind his large inconvenient head, and try to figure out a way to hold him because he needs it.
And just let him stay there for a while and forget how unusually tall he is, so he can curl up into you.
Like I said before, didn’t have any of friends and was alone for most of his life, so guys he needs this.
He’s very dapper as well, so he would definitely enjoy compliments on his outfit.
Also probably just compliments in general, to be honest.
From what i’ve seen of him, it’s easy to notice how incredibly dramatic he is, and this would not change in a relationship.
From you two getting in an actual fight to you getting him a thoughtful gift, you’re in for a performance.
Take this all with a grain of salt because my grasp on this character is incredibly weak, literally I haven’t watched all of the movie yet, but I like him and thought this would be cute. Also gonna be real here I haven’t technically watched ANY OF THE MOVIE, just tons of Mr. Puzzles clips and so these are all vague guesses.
#inbox open#x reader#mr puzzles x reader#mr puzzles#smg4 puzzlevision#smg4 x reader#fluff#smg4 mr puzzles#mr puzzles x you
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SO GLAD U ENJOYED THE ATSV HCS LMAO- my guess is that ur reading for spot (or maybe just maybe miguel) which is def valid
😇😇😇
ANYWAYSSSSS HRUU??????
I LOVE LOVE LOVE ATSV.
And yes of course it’s the spot. YES ITS THE SPOT. He’s evil and I hate him and he’s a fucking loser, sounds like my bag!
ALSO IM GREAT OMG. Your making me want to write for the spiderverse universe like it’s so hard to ignore this urge.
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Saw that little “more probable way that the housewife!Vox arc would end.” I need some angst how do you think it would end 😩😩
DO YOU GUYS REALLY WANT THAT?? be real with me. Because I have ideas that will genuinely make me sad to write.
But Vox’s tendencies are impossible to ignore even in my silly housewife au. The end is undeniable, you want it, or not?
Vox angst leaves me broken on the floor so if you REALLY wanna know how the housewife arc would realistically end, then i’ll be joyous to write it! 😋🫶
#hazbin hotel x reader#vox x reader#inbox open#hazbin hotel x you#if i don’t get an in askbox answer i’m not doing it btw
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terribly struggling right now should i watch falsettos, the great comet, or hadestown, what’s a girl to do?
#hadestown is my all time favorite#OMGG#HADESTOWN#UGHHHHSHHSHSHSHSHSHSHHS#i’ve seen them all but i need smth in the background while i write
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i cannot stress enough how important it is to show writers that you like their work. leave a comment, reblog, send asks. it’s the least you can do after reading someone’s work for free that they’ve put all their time and effort into.
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