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#the whole gang's outfits are amazing tbh but...i love these two
jazzkolart · 3 months
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If these two are going to be actually playable I'm in big trouble...
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arcplaysgames · 1 year
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I just get the impression that Akechi is Reverie's Mean Bitch Boyfriend and everyone in the Thieves is baffled that they are going out because what the fuck does Reverie see in this guy. And all the girls are like "ooooooh. Okay."
But Akechi just speaks to Reverie on another level. So much of Reverie's life is being contained and not causing too much trouble because his probation thing, but Akechi is like a total fucking asshole and responds best when Reverie is an asshole right back, and like. Man. I get it. I really get it lmao.
Its easy to imagine Reverie hanging out with the gang and saying something just a little too Fucking Mean and they're like "did you have lunch with Akechi" and he's like ".... Oh. Yeah. Whoops. Sorry, I'll dial it back."
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MEANWHILE out lil sister is having a hard time. Like, man, not to diminish the pain anyone went through because Maruki's deal, but Yusuke and Futaba and Haru in particular have it really goddamn rough and it's painful.
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I love every moment that the game lets you be understanding and empathetic with Futaba.
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This moment in particular should be stamped on the brain of everyone who has mental illness. Futaba tries to tell Reverie he should be mad at her, because she's angry with herself and wants to sublimate that emotion onto others. She wants him to be mad at her because then it's almost easier to deal with all of this happening. It's a situation where kindness almost hurts more than the reprimand, but kindness is still what's needed.
persona 5 royal where has this writing been!!!!!! i'm yelling
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Anyway, Futaba pops her final persona. Glow down. I want A Dark Planet Lit By Daft Punk again. 8C It's fine, it's not terrible, the reference is neat, but also sigh.
I do like the Technomancy vibe of Futaba. The framing of her work that way is neat.
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Next up is my man Yusuke and okay, one: Yusuke's winter outfit is FLY AS HELL, look at that. Look at how gorgeous that jacket is, with the ink bottle teal and the bold buttons and the skinny jeans. Amazing, truly.
Two, this room makes me want to scream. There is a cardboard box of fruit that makes me think he walked through a park and just picked stuff to eat and then decided it was all too photogenic so its set aside for a still life. The supplies on the floor, the canvases blocking his fucking storage space, this is all just pitch fucking perfect.
Love that he's a prospit dream honestly.
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I'll be real, going to every Thief and having them apologize to Reverie for falling for Maruki's trick is a little bit blah, but the extra details for each is fun. The moment when Yusuke is so ashamed he won't even look at Reverie is nice and heartfelt.
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funny how when i talk to futaba the game always gives me the exact options i wanna say but never with yusuke
sigh
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oh my dear fucking god
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i mean. wow. i don't really see Yusuke's soul in the Pimpdaddy Maestro of the Techno Goth Club?
This one is even more baffling than the Susano-o persona for him, so I'm just. Yeah. OKay.
To be clear: This design is amazing, I love it, I LOVE THE SHOES, LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING SHOES. but wow. Yusuke huh. Okay. I miss Goemon.
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that said he gets Heat Riser But For The Whole Party and wow holy shit that's so powerful
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Ryuji time. Once again the game gives me the option I want.
Listen. I am mad at how not gay this game is. If Ryuji was the only gay option, I'd still go stag. Or date Haru. (man i shoulda dated Haru)
anyway Ryuji's is particularly blah but the only amusing moment is when he decides his punishment is to do standing squats until Reverie says he can stop
opens mouth
shuts mouth
Nah I'll save my thoughts on Ryuji for later.
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anyway Ryuji's persona has joined the 1% i guess bc he's on a yacht now.
That or he won a free boat ride for three. Where is T-Pain.
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Haru confirmed for Prospit, as if there was any doubt.
Her room makes me nervous tbh, like, I feel like I'm in a southern furniture showroom. Did HGTV do this, Haru?
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LOVE THIS SENTIMENT. I love that when kindness is offered she is flat out like "Thank you but that's not what I need right now." That's powerful tbh, I love it.
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HARU GETS TO SAY THE THESIS OF THE PLOTLINE OUT LOUD.
So fucking what if you put a band aid on everyone's fucking problems? New problems will arise. Do you intend to delete each and every one?
This shit reminds me of rich and powerful people who are born into it and haven't experienced hardship for the majority of their lives, so when something mildly inconvenient happens, they treat it like a federal fucking issue because they have no skills to handle anything.
Maruki's plan is to basically eviscerate everyone's personal growth in perpetuity. Like, as you walk around Shibuya and stuff, you do actually overhear people concerned about all this happiness and the lack of contrasts.
I mean, I'm a depressed poor sick queer who grew up in a trailer park. There are moments in my past that define me and they are Not Good moments. I would still not take Maruki's deal.
Maruki needed to meet Toranosuke honestly and talk about societal reform. You know Tora is one of those "what if we gave addicts places to live for free and created a UBI" people.
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GLOW DOWN. There was nowhere to go but down when you have the literal best persona in the main cast. But also that Life Wall is amazing.
I overwrote Psy Amp for it. I am dedicated to my build on Haru. She walks up and its time for the Gun Show. I wish she got Akechi's Riot Gun skill, you have NO idea. She'd tear shit UP and give Myriad Truths a run for its money.
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anyway here is Futaba and Ann petting Morgana. shout out to Akechi all the way in the back trying to ignore everyone.
ANYWAY we're at the end of this post and I'm gonna complain about Ryuji, feel free to peace out.
So Persona really likes having the one party member who is kind of stupid. Just... not book smart and always doing poorly in class and always missing out on vital information. It's good joke fodder, I get it.
In P4, that was Kanji and Chie, and in P3 it was Junpei. I respect and love these characters, and I have been banging my head against why I just! I just hate Ryuji! I really do! I have never disliked a persona character this much yet!
And I think the thing about Kanji and Junpei and the other Kinda Dumb characters is that they have low book smarts but they are often the most empathetic and emotionally intelligent characters in the game. Kanji was the fucking HEART of the party from the moment he joined onward, was always coming out and says profound shit, was the one who stepped up and was like "hey lets let Naoto and their shadow hash it out, we can handle the fight and this is going to help them." He was the kindest person in the party.
And Junpei, I still think that was some apex of writing, the time when Junpei was like "hey, I apologize for this thing I did to you, it was disrespectful and I'll do better." And his connection to Chidori was the rocket strapped to his arc. He was emotional and kind and he fucked up several times and he apologized for it.
Ryuji just. LACKS THAT ENTIRELY. He doesn't have that. He's not the emotional heart of the team, he struggles to be empathetic, he upsets people and gets off scott-free without an apology. He's treated like the Best Friend and its so completely unearned. I would not tell Ryuji shit about me because I have no confidence in him being cool. He is Yosuke Hanamura without the rebound, it's Joker Mode all the time.
The ball was so thoroughly dropped with Ryuji I'm kinda baffled, because Atlus is usually good at the Token Best Friend guy and making him one of the more complex characters in each game.
Maybe its because Joker himself is such a strong character that Ryuji doesn't need to act as the stand-in protagonist like Junpei and Yosuke did. Or, maybe it's because functionally Morgana fills Ryuji's role in the party instead so those emotionally intelligent moments are given to Morgana instead.
It's weird and frustrating and I am annoyed at Ryuji both in a Watsonian sense and a Doylist sense.
Okay that's enough hateration holleration in this dancery, lets do the Palace.
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She-Ra S5 E07 - Perils of Peekablue
There might be spoilers for the rest of the season in this post!
I’ll start by saying upfront that I pretty much consider this to be the weakest episode of season 5 (or at least one of the weaker ones), even though it does move the plot along significantly. The main reason is that, as I said before, I don’t care about the group on Etheria as much as the group in space (with the exception of Scorpia and possibly Spinnetossa), so an episode like this - even though I get why it’s important - just won’t interest me as much as what the gang in space is up to.
That said, it’s not a *bad* episode or anything. Let’s get into it:
- The entire beginning scene where Adora tries to transform into She-Ra and the others keep interrupting her is absolute gold and I love everything about it. Especially Catra, OMG! The way she shows up and actually asks “Are we messing with Adora?” - She’s not even pretending to be helpful and I love that she’s bonding with Glimmer and Bow over “messing with Adora”. And how she then just flings herself onto Adora’s lap and brushes Adora’s face with her tail while cheekily saying “Yeah Adora, concentrate!” - brilliant, absolutely brilliant 🤣. And I also love how Adora doesn’t even try to push her off and actually holds her. These two are too cute.
- I also wonder if the “You can’t let distractions keep you from transforming” line was intentional foreshadowing for Shadow Weaver telling Adora that Catra’s a distraction.
- I like Catra’s new outfit! Well, it’s pretty much just her old outfit with a few adjustments. But still, nice! And she looks really cute with short hair.
- I feel like this beginning scene is pretty much here for two reasons: It sets up that Entrapta is trying to reach the rebellion on Etheria, which will be relevant at the very end of the episode, AND it shows Catra’s new outfit, so we can have a new opening now.
- Changes in the opening: Time for some really exciting mid-season opening changes! Catra’s missing from the villains’ card for the first time ever. Instead, Horde Prime’s hands are now closing around a glowing orb (I assume that’s meant to be the heart of Etheria). At the part where Catra and She-Ra fight, Catra now has short hair, She-Ra is in her new form, and instead of a snarl the fight ends with a soft smile between them (I’m not crying, you’re crying. Best opening glow-up ever! 😭). In the final heroes’ shot, Adora back to being She-Ra instead of Adora, but this time in her new form. And Catra is *finally* in the heroes’ shot as well. GOOD STUFF. (In general, I just LOVE that they actually kept updating the opening in the middle of the season. That is SO cool. But the change that really gets me is how they updated Catra and Adora’s fight, because that’s been the same since the beginning of the show and now it’s SO SWEET.)
- Okay, so my biggest problem with this episode is that the plan to find Prince Peekablue seems... kinda dumb? So they’re planning to sneak into an underwater soiree undercover and abandon everyone else at the camp to find a “hermit” no one has seen in ages because he might know where Adora and the others are? As a plan it just seems far-fetched. I get that they want to warn Adora and company that Prime is chipping people (they don’t know that Adora’s group already knows that), but how would finding Peekablue even help them achieve that? He could tell them where Adora and the others are, but... that’s it. It’s not like he can also magically communicate with Adora or anyone else. And didn’t Swift Wind tell the others last episode that Adora’s coming home and that he can feel her coming closer? So shouldn’t they already know that the group in space are on their way home? (Granted, Swift Wind told that to Micah, Frosta, Spinnerella and Netossa - but I’m assuming the rebels communicate with each other and Micah would have also told Mermista and the others?) I mean, idk how much time supposedly passed between these two episodes, so maybe it’s been a while since Elberon? Also, when did they even figure out that Horde Prime is chipping people? Last episode, Micah still said they had to “figure out what that was”. And if they know about the chips now, it might have been a good idea to check the necks of everyone at camp right away - though to be fair, they maybe didn’t realize how the chips work yet. And yeah, I am nitpicking here (and obviously the rebels have to mess up so things can go south this episode, so I guess they have to make some bad decisions.)
- That said, I love all of their outfits! And I like that Scorpia’s alias “Lynda D’Ream” is a reference to the 80s cartoon.
- Netossa’s lucky that she wears an outfit with such a high collar - makes it hard to put a chip on her neck. (Also, idk if I’ve said this before, but I love Spinnerella and Netossa’s character designs and outfits. They’re both fashion queens.)
- Just the fact that it really is Spinnetossa’s anniversary and Netossa thinks that’s why Spinnerella is acting strange - I mean, what are the odds?
- “They are my people! Which means that most of them have sworn revenge against me at some point.” Okay, that is pretty funny. And getting to meet all of Sea-Hawk’s exes was pretty funny, too. (Yeah, officially they’re not his exes but just people whose ships he set on fire... but come on, the subtext isn’t really subtle here.) And I love the whole running gag of him and Mermista fighting all of them behind the bar counter with Mermista doing most of the work and getting more and more annoyed with it - but when they’re finally done, it turns out there’s also someone there that *she* doesn’t want to see, because she set their ship on fire. Comedy gold.
- Scorpia is me at a party :( I also find it super hard to socialize and get into conversations with strangers. Very relatable there.
- I also love how the sweet flowergirl Perfuma has absolutely no problem blending in with a bunch of criminals.
- “You’re amazing. You have the biggest heart and you could do whatever you put your mind to.” Aww. I’m glad someone told Scorpia that!
- “You should do things not because you’re good at them, but because they make you happy.” That actually is some really good life advice. People should keep that mind in general.
- (I love how Sea-Hawk and Mermista are carrying Admiral Scurvy away in the background while Scorpia and Perfuma are having their heartfelt talk 🤣.)
- “Repeat after me: I can do this. I can do this.” “Perfuma can do this.” 🤦 I feel bad for laughing, but... gosh, Scorpia has some serious self-esteem issues.
- Okay, time for an unpopular opinion: I’m... not that into Scorfuma. There’s nothing wrong with it and I’m not against it or anything, but it just doesn’t particularly grab my interest. That excited feeling you get when you ship something just... isn’t there for me with them, sorry.
(I kinda felt like I had to explain/justify myself, so I started to write a small essay on my ships here that doesn’t really have anything to do with the episode. Feel free to just skip this part.)
I consider myself a multishipper and while my #1 OTP is definitely without a doubt Catradora, I also really have a soft spot for Scorptra (to the point where I’d say it’s probably my #2 after Catradora). And, to make it short, Scorptra vs. Scorfuma is one of those “fanon vs. canon” things for me, where what you want to see happen in canon isn’t necessarily what you find exciting or interesting to explore in fanworks. Obviously Scorptra was never going to be canon because Catradora is a thing, and I’m perfectly okay with that. And in canon, Scorpia getting out of a toxic friendship, moving on from her unrequited feelings, and finding love with someone else (who treats her right) is the right message to send, so I’m glad that’s where the show went. But when it comes to enjoying a ship in fanon (which is what I consider “shipping” to be), then I don’t pick my ships based on how healthy they are in canon, but on how much their dynamic fascinates me and just on whether that certain spark that makes me like a ship is there or not. And in that sense, Scorpia’s dynamic with Catra, which was explored over the course of 4 seasons, is just infinitely more fascinating and spark-inducing to me that her relationship with Perfuma.
And even beyond Scorptra - if I had to ship Scorpia with someone other than Catra, my first pick would be Entrapta. (Yes, I do ship Entrapdak, but like I said - multishipper here. Also, Entrapta has two hands!) And my first pick for who to ship Perfuma with would be Mermista because I like their bickering and I have a thing for opposites attracting.
Anyway, I’ve been rambling about ships for too long now. The bottom line is: I’m fine with Scorfuma being canon and it makes sense that they fit together since they’re very similar people. I don’t dislike it, I’m just not as hyped about it as many people seem to be. On with the episode now, please!
- “I guess I don’t know what a hermit is after all.” Yeah, Peekablue was giving off Double Trouble vibes from the beginning, tbh.
- I love how Netossa is competitive even at planning anniversary surprises.
- Perfuma loudly supporting Scorpia when she ends up on stage is a super nice moment, though. And Scorpia’s performance? Amazing!
- I wonder if Double Trouble made up that whole “She-Ra in space” vision because they were pretending to be Peekablue and just got it right by accident, or if they actually knew that much from their time pretending to be a clone. I wonder how much time they spent as a clone and what exactly they saw.
- Scorpia realizing it’s Double Trouble and then tricking and unmasking them was an amazing moment. So much for Scorpia not being smart!
- I was so excited to see Double Trouble again! Tough it makes me a bit said that they refered to Catra as their “cash kitten”. While they never made a secret out of being in it for the money, I kind of like the idea that they did care for Catra after all. (Do I just ship everyone with Catra? The answer is yes.)
DT: “I know where your friends are. And I’ll tell you - for a price, of course.”
Perfuma: *grows flower arm canon*
DT: “... Fine.”
😂😂😂 Love that.
- “It makes for a very dull audience when everyone’s mind-controlled.” Okay, but that really is a good reason for Double Trouble to help the heroes out without really changing their motivation. They’re still a Chaotic Neutral who doesn’t particularly care about morals - but it would make for a very dull audience if everyone was mind-controlled.
- “Prime is angry. She-Ra showed up and stole his little kitten away.” Like I said before, I LOVE that that’s the reason why Prime’s so pissed in the first place.
- The confrontation between Netossa and Spinnerella is so heartbreaking, but when she said “show me your neck” it again made me wonder why they didn’t check everyone’s neck at camp before.
- “What a shame we can’t be together... in Horde Prime’s light!” Ooohhh, it’s so creepy and angsty, I love it!
- And Mermista’s chipped as well because obviously things have to go south here.
- The parallel confrontations at camp and at the soiree are really cool scenes. I especially like the Spinnerella vs. Netossa fight. And Micah’s chipped as well, because things have to go wrong and Glimmer mentioned being “a day away from meeting her dad” - so obviously that has to be ruined now, too.
- “A little help? I need to lift my hand to the heavens.” Gosh, I love DT.
- Scorpia’s sacrifice made me tear up 😭. (When I first watched it, I was scared she was actually going to die and not just get chipped - I’d never have forgiven the show for that.)
- Can we talk about how strong Netossa actually is? She fought off both Spinnerella and Micah by herself, made a big enough net to cover all the chipped people, and got herself and Frosta out of there safely - I don’t want to hear anything about her powers not being strong again.
- “Happy anniversary.” Noooo, now I’m crying again... 😭😭😭 It’s so sad, but so romantic... (I really love that this season gave Spinnerella and Netossa more screentime. And I’m always here for some angst!)
- And finally, Perfuma is able to contact the group in space and warn them about the blockade. I really like that scene. I like that Perfuma specifically says “You need to stay away”, since we know what happened last time someone told Adora that. And the whole grim mood of Perfuma apologizing and saying the rebellion is compromised, the shaky pictures, the connection cutting off, and then the shot of the ship all alone in space and the silence - amazing. Basically, this episode was “things go very wrong on Etheria, and now the group in space has a serious problem”.
This was a good episode, overall. Like I said, the main reason I consider it weaker is because I care more about the group in space, and they were only here for one scene in the beginning and one in the end. But this was still pretty solid. It had some funny and sweet moments, and then some really cool and dramatic scenes in the end. And of course, it was a very important episode for the plot because things are now really not looking good on Etheria. My favourite moment was Catra sitting on Adora’s lap in the opening scene, though.
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BNHA as Hetalia Characters (Axis + Allies only)
Hahahahaaaa.. I’m still Hetalia trash 😇
Mirio Togata as America
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I first put Denki as America but then I saw a post and now I can’t stop thinking about BTT SeroKiriKami so yeah-
Mirio and America have more things in common other than being blond, blue-eyed precious beans that need to be protected
First of- s t r o n g. They’re both canonically some of the strongest characters in their respective series despite their relatively young ages (Mirio being above some pro-hero levels despite still being in high school and America being well America lmao)
Additionally, they both have drive; they have a determination to become as strong as they possibly could, and stop at nothing to get there
Also, they love helping people! Mirio wants to save a million smiles, and America is a self-proclaimed hero (who admittedly isn’t the best but he’s trying okay)
Both of them kinda also have a hidden intelligence? Like, as in one would never think of them to be highly intelligent people because they’re so goofy and energetic
Since it’s implied that both Tamaki and Mirio game in their free time, him and America are also avid gamers (imagine them playing smash together lmao I feel like they’d break all the controllers)
Both v v competitive too (not as much as the next duo tho)- they’ll never back down from a challenge and face it head on with all their might!
Also, they’re basically the blond boy of the month but it’s every month lmao
(In my eyes they’re both cute little golden retrievers shshsjdjskal)
In conclusion, they’re sunshines who deserve the world and more
Katsuki Bakugo as England
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Okay fr hear me the fuck out-
I know it’s an unlikely pair
But they have their similarities just bear with me here
Yes, I was initially going to put in Romano for Bakugo (anger issues gang)
But then the more I thought about it, the more I realized that unlike Romano, he wouldn’t back away from a challenge or run at the slightest scare- Bakugo would take that shit and smother it into the ground
And while England may sometimes be portrayed as a prude gentleman type, we can’t forget his history- this man is probably one of, if not the most, ballsy countries to exist (at least back in his prime)
England is smart, calculated and cunning- how could you not be when you’ve conquered nearly the whole damn world?
He’s proud and maybe a bit too egotistical, and while lacking the anger issues and probably dead vocal cords of Bakugo, he sure as hell matches him in the pride and power aspect
Bakugo, on the other hand, is literally top of his class; boy is a nerd and has a perfect record
So he’s by no means any less smart than England, maybe a little more reckless, but he’s 16- you can’t exactly compare his mindset to a country’s
Even so he does act quickly on the battlefield, much like England assessed situations very precariously (most of the time)
Both of them would probably look an opponent dead in the eye and tell them to do it, bet you won’t pussy ass
On a lighter note tho, they’re two blond, spiky-haired tsunderes who are way to proud and smart for their own good
They also both listen to rock/punk so there’s that too
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Aoyama Yuuga as France
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I know I just said SeroKamiKiri is the BTT but once again hear me out
I couldn’t not put Aoyama in as France
It’s literally a match made in Heaven guys cmon
They’re both sparkling, flamboyant and fabulous blondies
Although sometimes their attitude can be interpreted as holier-than-thou, really they just know that they’re amazing and don’t care what people think (we stan confident kings 😤)
They also know that they deserve the best luxuries in life, and definitely won’t settle for anything else
In terms of courage, they’re pretty much on the same level; they get scared easily and will more than likely either back out of the challenge or give up the moment they feel tired
The difference is, France will never regain whatever bravery he had before the French Revolution, but Aoyama is slowly building his courage up in his journey to become a hero
They also take things in stride, willingly or unwillingly (whether it be an ugly outfit or a defeat, they won’t be a sore loser lmao)
While not necessarily flirty like France, Aoyama can still charm people with his whims. Also, their relationship towards people that they can’t charm kind of mirrors one another? (Might be reaching here lmao)
I do think though sometimes that Aoyama shows some similarities with Poland/2P!Romano, but he has the most similarities with France so 🤷🏻‍♀️
Toga Himiko as Russia
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You may say she’s more like Belarus but nay nay I say
Belarus is the more kind of ‘stoic’ cruel in my mind; she doesn’t show much emotion besides annoyance and getting angry
Russia however
He’s ‘childishly’ cruel- looks innocent but is capable of some horrible, monstrous things.
Even though his face says otherwise, he does take some glee in torturing harming others (like, a lot)
Toga also does this, but in a much more obvious way lmao. She’s a villain, who drinks blood, there’s no doubt she hasn’t killed anyone. She also takes a lot more pleasure from hurting people than Russia does
They not that close with people, but the ones they are close to they are immensely protective of (Toga and the LOV, Russia and his sisters)
They also are capable of being highly intelligent, knowing more than what people think they know (Toga helping Twice our, and I high key headcanon Russia as a manipulative and cunning bastard who’s done many horrible things to people to get his way)
(I still love you Ivan)
I think this goes without saying but they’re really really violent
Russia just likes using his magic metal pipe of pain, and Toga likes her knives
They also have some really shitty pasts that have lead them to be who they are today
They may look cute on the outside, but they are oh so very cruel on the inside
Shota Aizawa as China
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Haha, old man syndrome-
These two have more in common than you’d think
First off, they have that wisdom that comes with age, and are trying to get the younger ones to learn it (Aizawa does this better lmao)
I can totally see them complaining about ‘kids these days’ even tho they’ve done the same shit back then-
Along with wisdom comes cunning and craft. I headcanon China as a low key genius, so he’s probably on par with Aizawa, if not better (in terms of battle strategy and such)
Even though they come off as strict, all they really want is the best for their students/siblings
They’re both physically strong (China was probably once hella jacked, and Aizawa speaks for himself)
They do tire out quite easily tho so there’s that
Both have a penchant for cute animals like cats (Hello Kitty’s a cat don’t @ me)
On a darker note, they’ve both suffered losses of close friends. While China has definitely lost a lot more, Shirakumo’s ‘death’ still took a huge toll on him. Likewise, China has lost all his ancient friends over the years, making him the last one left (except turkey and Mongolia they don’t matter rn)
Tenya Iida as Germany
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You cannot tell me this isn’t also a match made in heaven
They’re literally, at their very core, almost the exact same person
Iida is a stickler for rules- he follows every single one of them. Any and every. Pretty organized too, if I do say so myself
Likewise, Germany is also very strict with rules and regimens. He’s also canonically OCD so mans cannot stand messes (people or things)
It may make them seem like pains in the neck but really it’s the only way they know how to interact
Also have some angsty connections with their brothers
Although not as easily provoked as Germany, Iida can still be just as terrifying (mans tried to kill Stain I mean come on-)
As with nearly all of these characters, they’re both strong as hecc
Also, I feel like both of them are somewhat pressured by what their other family members have accomplished and want to achieve the same thing (Iida coming from a family of superheroes, and Germany really looking up to his father and brother and wanting to be like them but less yknow)
They don’t really know how to communicate well?? Like, of course they can talk and hold conversation but they have difficulty with most social interactions (it’s adorable)
More often than not the louder voice of reason within their friend group (Everyone in the Dekusquad besides Deku himself is the voice of reason lmao, and Germany is a no-nonsense kind of guy)
Smart bois (In Gakuen Hetalia, Germany is said to be one of the smartest students and tutors Italy, and Iida tries his best)
All in all very awkward and loud losers beans that need to learn how to not be so stiff lmao
Shoto Todoroki as Japan
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Y’all already know I had to pair the introverts together
Calm, collected and reserved- these two mind their own business like it’s a sports championship lmao
Even though they may come off as intimidating sometimes, in reality they’re just shy and don’t really know the basics of social interaction (more than Germany and Iida lmao)
They’re both fairly strong, too (Todoroki with his icy hot quirk makes him one of the most OP characters in MHA imo, and Japan definitely doesn’t carry around a katana just for show)
Very very convoluted and not so great childhood (Think the sengoku period was Japan’s childhood so he was basically torn up as a kid while Todoroki had to deal with Endebitch)
Also both pretty smart??? Like, high key they’re both very intelligent and skilled
Both their friends are slowly helping them get out of that super duper introverted mindset, but the poor bbs are still trying to learn how to be a lot less stiffe
They’re also really into architecture esp traditional Japanese architecture (canon in both)
I honestly think they’d get along pretty well if they met, tbh
(Japan would get him into anime and manga and the bookworm in Todoroki can’t resist)
The strange circumstance of Italy
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Honestly, I could not find anyone in MHA that was remotely similar to Italy
I was very close to putting in Mina or Nejire, since those two come to mind whenever I think of bright and bubbly (Maybe Kirishima too, but it just doesn’t fit)
So while those two are pretty much the most fitting I feel, they don’t completely encompass his character enough yonow?
Like, I genuinely cannot find anyone who is similar enough to compare him to
So for now, until I can find a suitable pick, Italy won’t have a MHA character to be paired up with 😔 sorry guys
What do you guys think? Do you agree or do you think different characters should be put in place?
If this gets enough notes, I might make a part 2 including female nations and the others (or whatever characters you guys request)
Requests are still open! You can ask for edits or character imagines/headcanons!
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the umbrella academy season two: my thoughts
OVERALL RATING:  ★★☆☆☆ (2/5 stars)
NON SPOILER REVIEW: i had high hopes for this season, i’ll admit. i was excited to see the hargreeves siblings return! and in the 1960s, no less. the season seemed like it was revving up to be amazing at first but then everything slowly crumbled down. there were some redeeming moments, but i just didn’t vibe with the season by the end of the last episode. review with spoilers below the cut:
yeah, so... phew. this season was a Lot. mostly in a bad way for me but also in some good ways? starting right off, i was Very excited about seeing how the siblings lived their lives separately before being found by five and reuniting with each other. their outfits were all Wonderful (i loved allison’s hair) and i think the general 1960s setting was pretty spot on!
now for what i Didn’t like first lmao
klaus: he leaned so heavily into the “predatory mlm trope” this season that i had to stop watching a few times. first off, he goes after dave, who has absolutely no idea who klaus is. i can understand that klaus still actively misses him & loves him, but so many of their encounters are simply klaus talking to dave in an extremely overbearing way. another thing i didn’t like is how when ben was possessing klaus, jill stated that klaus had a threesome with her and that other guy with the glasses i think? i forgot his name. either way, that just feeds into the “slutty bisexual/pansexual trope” and i didn’t like it at all lmao ! also that comment about whether five would be a hottie when hes older or not was fucking gross as fuck & the fact that it was deemed suitable just bc luther/allison was brought up is so nasty!
this is still tied to klaus but his entire cult thing . i hated it. it came off as a mockery of hinduism and other more spiritual religions to me ! and sure its supposed to come off as a fake faux thing but :/ he literally bathed in the ganges river and im 1000% sure that was meant to follow the belief that bathing there cleanses you of your sins. the decor around klaus’ mansion and the music/general tones set for some scenes were also in extremely poor taste
allison: even though it had to have been included at some point solely because of just How The Hargreeves Have Powers, some of allison’s interactions involving the civil rights movement rubbed me the wrong way. the times she used her powers with things related to the movement (telling the cop to leave ray alone, the manager at the diner) just seemed like it was downplaying the actual struggles black people went through. there WAS no allison hargreeves back then that could just tell cops to stop harming black individuals. there was no allison hargreeves that had the knowledge that what they were doing would work. the thousands of black protestors who fought for their rights during the civil rights movement had no idea if their efforts would truly work or not, but they just had to hope. they kept fighting. now, i know allison could’ve helped in the sense that she could encourage the people around her that their actions were working, but again, the actual living people involved in the civil rights movement didn’t have that luxury,,??? idk something about it just didnt sit right w me and i feel like we were supposed to feel bad??? about her burning that white guys hand but i did not feel bad for the guy lmaooo make his hands Hurt ! and of course theres the nasty ass shit with luther still like :///
ben: ben... My ben... theres a lot of things i could touch on tbh . even though hes Been Dead and his ascent to the afterlife or whatever was most likely inevitable i really really wish we would’ve gotten more explanation on how he really felt ??? maybe im just forgetting shit already but what was the thing in san francisco he was worried abt ???? why was he attached to jill despite never speaking to her ,,,??? there are just so many conflicting traits with him tbh and i was Very Confused
vanya: i also had an issue w vanyas characterization tbh . i get that there needed to be a foolproof way for her to arrive in this new world and be “less volatile” than she was pre apocalypse but come on. She barely hit her head when the car hit her put some effort in. anyways i also want to talk about how she just. killed hundreds of commission workers w no remorse ??? like yeah i get that theyre the antagonists but this is the same vanya that felt so deeply angry and upset with her actions in 2019 that she felt she didnt deserve to live. she felt so incredibly bad for everything & now ur telling me that she killed that many people and didnt have any sort of reaction to it ???? Huh??
luther: i. this one is pretty self explanatory but i fucking despise the fact that luther/allison is still a thing in season 2
pacing: the pacing overall was just So Goddamn fast for me and this was especially clear in the last episode ! So much was going on !
writing: i do think everyone was like .. oddly slightly out of character?? like i know they were stuck in time for a while but even so we didnt really get Thorough details on their lives !! and also we didn’t get Any hints about lila being an october 1st kid so seeing that was just??? extremely confusing to me??? it seemed very sloppily put in 
the humor: some of the humor was timed horribly & i get that theyre Siblings and i know siblings make fun of each other all the time but . god some of it was just Too Much
i was ✨not✨ ready for klaus to barf and i hated it 😺
as for what i Did like!
lesbians ,,,,,,,,, mg fngnfng
clothes & the soundtrack !!
i really liked how we got sibling bonding moments !!!! klaus and allison, ben and klaus, the team zero moment, VANYA KLAUS AND ALLISON, five actually showing that he Cares for his siblings, vanya and ben, and diego and ben !!! and probably more tbh
i did like seeing lila on screen bc ! desi rep ! even though i didnt like her whole Commission Spy thing but
i did like how we got to see how the siblings reacted to their fathers abuse in different ways ! that scene w diego at the group dinner,,,, 🥺
diego content .... i ate that shit UP
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tfw-no-tennis · 4 years
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hxh RESUME
back at it again w/the hxh, heres my recap of the last few eps 
ok so i totally forgot to recap that one ep at the end of the hunter exam arc lets see what i remember from like 3 wks ago lollll
i thiiiiink i left off in the middle of ep 21 lol. i really dont remember much tbh so im gonna skim the ep to refresh
exposition time! its so wild that if you lose ur hunter card That It like u cant get another or retake the exam hgabjdfuhasjf Ls 
also the fact that you can sell it is rlly interesting 
leorio & kurapika backing up gon as he confronts illumi again :’) good lil family 
illumi u fool. gon is a shounen protag. he can do anything he sets his mind to
the fact that gon thanks illumi for telling him where killua is....hes literally THAT polite like...what a perfect boy 
hisoka just fuckgin stepping out of the shadows....ok bitch 
the fact that gon fucked up illumis arm that bad with one hand....boi is STRONK 
AUGH AUGH AUGHHHH HISOKA IS SO CREEPY AUGHHH I HATE THIS BIIIITCH 
ok but like is illumi implying that hisoka is a fr p*do bc uhhhhh thats so nasty oh lord. pls stay away from gon, and killua, and like everyone as a matter of fact 
EWWWWWWWWWW I HATE HISOKA HES SO NASTY. PLS STOP MAKING P*RNO FACES IN RELATION TO 12 YR OLD BOYS. 
no but rlly what IS hisoka gonna do now. im assuming he’ll show up p soon (tho probs not in the zoldyc arc like i thought bc its shorter than i thought) 
ok the fact that they have the internet is hilariously wild to me for some reason....it just seems like this would be one of those fantasy shounen worlds with very little tech (a la one piece) but lol nope we can just google shit hvbhjdhjdfks
gon: it was fun when you beat me up for 3 hours and broke my arm! seeya dude!
i love gon he is so chill and doesnt seem to hold grudges except when it really matters (like hisoka and illumi) 
hanzo has.....ninja business cards....thats amazing hvbhsdjkujfnd
dont worry pokkle, leorio was basically carried thru the hunter exam by various people and also won by default. he still deserves his license tho
an exotic game hunter sounds pretty cool! i wonder if we’ll see pokkle again. kinda doubt it? that sounds pretty firmly non-combat based, and therefore probably pretty far from any plot lol
so gons dad is a bigshot huh.....whatever hed be a bigger deal if he didnt abandon his son tbh 
gon swinging his feet on the bench....sooo cute 
so ging could restore a bunch of ruins but he couldnt raise his son...ok
im just gonna be bitter at this guy for abandoning the most perfect boy vhbhjfbsjhdhbfsk sorry dude but being a good hunter doesnt make up for being a shit father 
gon is so precious ;_; 
WHAT WAS SATOTZ GONNA SAY TO GON???
why does it look like theyre googling things on MS paint 
ah yes, padokea, on the continent of Africa But Sideways 
idk if i talked abt it before but the world map is WILD lmao i love how its all the continents/landmasses scrambled around.....im super curious abt that weird island in the top center of the map, thats the only thing that immediately sticks out as not having a real life equivalent 
the music in this show is so charming :’) i love the main theme sm 
gon is sooo precious i literally cant get over it. and his hurry to rescue killua is so sweet....and i love how naturally charming/charismatic gon is....pretty much everyone he meets likes him, especially leorio and kurapika, who basically adopted him after knowing him for like a day, and continue to be completely taken by him
ok wtf is satotz & co talking abt......do they know something abt ging that they arent allowed to tell gon???? shouldnt gon have access to the same info now that hes a hunter? i need ANSWERS
i bet this whole thing abt the hunter exam not rlly being over is a metaphor abt the hunter exam NEVER truly ending bc youre always being tested, or st
ok the ED continues to be So Much like especially the last shot where the 4 main characters look like theyre posing for a JC Penny catalog while the singer goes FULL metal-screamo
ok ruth and i just rewatched the next two eps woohoo
i love that there are tourist busses that take people to the front gates so they can like pose for pics and stuff vhbhjafdsfkj and its like ‘ah yes here are where the local assassins live!’ thats so funny yet it makes so much sense
i love that leorio passed tf out during the bus ride. big big mood 
gon is so cute...hes like ok yes i understand that we’re not supposed to go in but i think they can make an exception for me bc im very polite. 
those 2 dudes r so ugly and so dead god bless
that bigass buster sword....sir please 
ruth and i rlly thot that the old guard guy was gonna turn out to be grandpa zoldyk or st lol
the fact that the dog managed to eat All their flesh but left some clothes....skill 
also the dog is named mike but it sounds like the guy is calling him miku hvbjdfssk
this cant be the first time some morons have been killed here likeeee 
i cant believe nobody has visited the zoldyk estate in 20 years damn they all rlly b havin no friends. depressing 
the whole gates thing is wild. also that part where gon gets the math wrong on the weight.....BIG mood kiddo 
ok the part where gons on the phone w/the butler is soooo good oh man. i love how gon just calmly dials the phone again after hes hung up on the first time and then YELLS....and leorio and kurapikas faces r so good 
also the butler guy unfortunately has a point, it isnt foolproof that gon is here Legit....but he IS let him see his tiny bf :( 
as ruth pointed out, the butler guy is reminiscent of kuro from one piece. same vibes 
maybe if leorio was jacked like he is in the manga/1999 anime he couldve opened the gate that first time around....Ls 
god i love this shows approach to Everything so far,....as ruth put it, half the time its like ‘oh wow they should do [x]/i wish theyd do [x] but ofc they wont cause its a shounen’ but then they DO do [x] and its like damn thats dope 
anyways i love how gon is increasingly approaching situations with his Plucky Shounen Protag Attitude in full swing, and he pretty much gets shot down every time. BUT his general determination to see killua bc killuas his FRIEND and hes gonna RESCUE HIM is still a good and pure motivating force 
like here, when hes climbing over the wall and hes like whatever i dont wanna have to deal w/being tested thats bullshit, i wanna see killua, my intentions are pure, im gonna try my luck with the dog....i was like ok yeah he’ll get over and like tame or defeat the dog and the guard will be suitably impressed bc nobodys ever done That before, and then gon will continue on to get killua 
but NOPE instead the guard calls him down and explains that gon Will Die if he tries that, and then the guard will die too for letting that happen. and gon is like oh shit my actions have consequences for people other than me, wow. 
and THEN the guard takes them in to meet the dog. and hot DAMN that is a scary creature. not even really a dog tbh. they did an excellent job making the dog Legit Scary and not just like, big and flashy looking....those eyes are so soulless, and the proportions are freaky 
and the guard says exactly what i was thinking - that gon would use his Country Boy Woodland Creature Skills to workaround the dog....but then the subversion - this creature is NOTHING like the woodland critters gon is probably used to dealing with. theres no way gon stood a chance here. the guard just saved him from a really unfortunate death 
i love all the Super Heavy Stuff in the servant house that seems so inconvenient vbhjdkfasjfld. also forgot to mention earlier but the guard guy being Absolutely Ripped was wild and kinda funny 
training montage! gon continues to be so cute. and i love so much how leorio and kurapika are like no, you rest, we’ll take care of this. good parents!!!!
and then!!!! they sync up and use the power of gay love to almost open the gate. but then gon uses the power of Improbable Shounen Protag Healing Speed to toss that arm sling off and help out
i feel like leorio was side-eyeing gon like w8 a sec u broke that arm like a few days ago that aint right.....
oh man i almost forgot abt that scene with the zoldyks torturing killua :( :( this poor kid he doesnt deserve that 
also mom zoldyck seems truly awful but i must say her aesthetic does fuck. the victorian-lookin outfit paired with the futuristic cyclops visor thing....excellent. also im betting this face bandages are from killua cutting her face 
this family is so fucked up hvbsjdhjfbakdfn
killua telling his mom that gon is definitely gonna make it there :’) hes got such unshakable faith in his bf thats so good.....
back w/the gang, and immediately they run into more trouble in the form of the young girl butler, whose name i dont know, but i love her....her design is SO good oh man. a non-caricature black person? who also isnt sexualized? in MY anime??????
 i love how gons approach to conflict is currently ‘let more powerful person beat me up for hours straight in hopes that they get tired or something idk bro’ like....i love him lol, is it in an effort to show how determined he is? he doesnt even try to dodge her blows or get around her....id be tryin to hop that fence lol 
oh shit the tiny zoldyk kid from earlier is spying on them....she was w/the mom so im sure thats not good
when he punches the rock part and it breaks....strong boiiii 
oh man that little flashback from when killua first came back and told her that he made a friend ;_; bruh 
i love butler girl :( she wants to let gon but knows it isnt allowed....and as soon as she starts to waver BAM here comes mom zoldyck JFC that was so sudden and jarring....im assuming butler girl isnt dead cause that would be lame and anticlimactic 
also IS THAT NEN??? NEN>>>??? NEN??? HM? NEN????????? 
im so annoying abt nen i need to make one of those ‘is this a pigeon?’ memes w/’is this nen?’ bc thats me anytime anything remotely weird happens lmao
i do think its rlly nen this time tho
anyways shit is wild, cant wait to meet the full zoldyck family 
PREDICTION CORNER: 
as i said above i doubt hisoka will show up now bc this arc is a lot shorter than i anticipated. also im doubting that illumis even gonna show up honestly 
i think we’re gonna have this OP for a while, as the part just at the end shows gon and hisoka fighting in what looks to be an arena, and ik the next arc is the heavens arena arc, which im assuming is the tournament arc....
also i have no idea what that weird building in the OP is but my guess is that its the building w/the heavens arena in it bc its tall and,,,,heaven 
i predict there wont be much fighting in this little arc bc how tf else is it so short. at this point i rlly think gon is just gonna grab killua and go lmao. im super curious abt how thats gonna go down, considering that killua is currently strung up just bc he wont apologize...so i cant imagine his family would just let him leave w/gon. i wonder if killua will fight them, or if gons determination will impress them and then theyll let killua go (doubt it)
thats basically it....we’ll see abt the next few eps holla
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reallifeandykang · 5 years
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Skye x M!MC A Halloween themed story that I just randomly wrote up when I was bored.
Fall had to be Skye's favorite time of the year. She never stood out much around this season. Her normal outfits consisted of dark goth clothing with hints of red to compliment her hair; she looked like she stepped out of an edgy Cryptic Looks ad. Halloween was the best; she got to scare and scar children for life and best of all, it wasn't a family oriented holiday. No family gathers around the TV to watch It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. I mean some families might, but definitely not hers. Unfortunately for her, this year her family decided to throw a masquerade for Halloween. She tried to get out of it but like every other family function where the Crandalls have to impress other people she has to go. She dreaded every event she had to go to and pretend like she was the perfect daughter, but at least she could hide herself behind a mask like she does every day...
"Hey Bailey. I got an invite to the Crandall's Halloween party. Wanna come?" Bailey's phone dings with a text from Jordan.
"As in Brian Crandall??" Bailey replies shocked.
"Yeah! I know he's not the nicest guy, but guy throws awesome parties tbh. Me and my friends are going if you want a ride."
Bailey was a little skeptical but decided to go anyways. He replies and heads downstairs to see his twin sister Casey and her girlfriend Erin cuddling on the couch, binge watching Netflix.
"What's up Bailey?" Erin asks while Casey pauses the show.
"Brian Crandall's throwing a Halloween party and I wanted to see if you guys wanted to come. Jordan and his friends invited me."
"Normally, yeah but I'm feeling a little worn out after basketball practice today, but you have fun!" Casey says.
"Aww okay. You guys have fun." He says wiggling his eyebrows suggestively.
“Shut up!” Casey says grabbing the nearest pillow and chucking it at him, but it hit the wall instead as he laughs and disappears up the steps to get ready.
The party's in an hour and Skye's in her room getting ready. She can hear her parents shouting at the caterers: "No! I said the hors d'oeuvres go by the jack o' lantern display!"
She rolls her eyes thinking how she'll never get used to her family and the way they act. She's in a black dress with lace around the collar with a silver choker with red jewels, black tights, and black flats. To top it off she's puts on a black mask lined with red lacing and adds a pair of sharp fangs in. She heads downstairs as she hears the guests fill in and classical music start to play. She sees her family standing on the small platform they have at the bottom of the stairs in the middle of the foyer watching the guests come in. Her father was wearing a standard black tux with a plain black mask and her mother was wearing a very shiny silver dress with a matching mask. Brian was just wearing his football uniform and helmet that he probably never washed since his last game cause it'll "wash off the good luck."
"Skye! What happened to the nice dress we had tailored for you?" Her mother says just loud enough for her and her family to hear.
"Mom it was pink. Not very festive for Halloween." She says with a straight face as she joins her family to greet the guests. An older gentlemen interrupts them, "Evening Mr. and Mrs. Crandall."
"Mr. Benning! Glad you made it. How are the kids?" Her father says with a smile. While they make small talk with Mr. Benning Skye turns her attention to the door watching the people come in. She noticed this one kid in particular walk through the doors dressed as a superhero... He was a little taller than her in a yellow and red body suit with a yellow mask on. She turns her attention back to Mr. Benning who is just listening to Brian talk about football again.
"Hearst just won the game against the Wildcats thanks to my winning touchdown." He brags; everyone else besides Skye seemed to be so impressed.
"Keep up the good work and you'll be going pro! And Skye! I can't forget about you. That costume is absolutely stunning. My wife would've loved to see you. She'd never let you hear the end of it." He says laughing.
"You have amazing children. I think I'll go mingle some more but I'll catch up later." Mr. Benning says before he disappears into the crowd. The smiles from everyone's face is wiped instantly.
"I swear sometimes... Fine. You are very lucky it's Halloween young lady." Her mother says frustrated. The party goes on, but the Crandall family had gone their separate ways. Her parents schmoozing some other rich people, and Brian trying to pick up their daughters and failing miserably. Skye on the other hand retreated to her room. She was drowning out the classical music from the party with her own music while doing some homework. Her stomach growls and she curses herself knowing she'll have to go downstairs for food. She was trying to wait out the party, but it's obvious the party wasn't gonna end soon. She puts her mask and fangs back on and makes her way downstairs.
The party's in full swing and Bailey was having a blast. Yeah parties weren't his thing, but with Jordan and his friends. It wasn't as bad. Apparently the party was thrown by Brian's parents, but they invited Mia's family and Mia thought it'd be fun to invite Jordan's gang and crash the party and actually make it fun. Man, was she right. The whole group was just talking, and Bailey intended to check out that food spread. He excuses himself and makes his way to the food. They had shrimp, fish, quiche, and even pumpkin pie! At least he thinks it's pumpkin pie. It kinda looked like pumpkin pie but a fancy chef with a French accent from the food channel disassembled it and reconstructed it calling it "rustic" Bailey reaches into the cooler of drinks only to touch hands with someone else.
"Oh sorry!" He says looking up and his jaw drops. This girl was stunning. She had a gorgeous black dress on and fiery red hair. She just stares at him waiting for him to say something.
'Say something dummy!' He thinks.
"Uh..."
'Great. Real smooth!' He mentally face palms himself. The girl just walks away putting food on her plate.
‘Ugh great. There goes my chance to make another friend' He catches up with her, but she didn't seem to be in the mood to talk. Regardless, he tried making small talk.
"So... You come here often?"
"No." She lies.
"Oh, uh me neither. I'm just here with some friends."
"Cool."
"Um your costume looks great I mean- you look great. No. I didn't mean it like that. I just... I like your costume..." He says getting red and embarrassed. To his surprise the girl actually laughs a little. It's super faint but it was there.
"Thanks I guess. Who are you?"
Bailey flashes a super hero pose and flashes his best charming smile.
"I'm Kid Flash." He tries to say confidently. As much as she hates it, she smiles a little just due to how dorky this kid was.
"Well Kid Flash, I meant who are you in real life? Like the kid of some successful business people? I don't see why you would come to this party if you weren't."
By this time they had found a couch in a separate room to talk without being interrupted too much.
"Oh. Uh no not really. I just came with my friends who know Mia Warren. What brings you here?"
"My parents unfortunately. I'd rather be in my room reading and listening to music."
"Oh yeah? What kinda music do you listen to?"
They talk for what seems like hours but was only 30 minutes. The party is still in full blast, but they both seemed tired of it. Suddenly Bailey jumps up from his seat startling Skye a little.
"I have an idea!" He says happily.
"What'd you have in mind?"
"Let's go Trick or Treating! Think about it you're tired of this party, I lost my friends. Let's just hang out!"
"If my parents found out I left, they'd kill me."
"C'mon! The party's at full blast and it seems like you could use a break. We'll be back before you know it." He says holding it his hand out. Skye thinks about it for a second, but she knew he was right. She was tired of playing the perfect daughter. She took his hand and stood up and soon they were both in their way out.
"Oh wait." Skye stops before they could leave the house and runs through the crowd. She soon returned with two empty pillowcases holding one out for him. He takes it and they make their way out into night.
"Trick or treat!" They both say as yet another house dumps their whole bowl into both their bags for the night. Trick or treating late meant all the leftover candy for them and with the party being in a rich neighborhood they got the Holy Grail full size bars.
"Hahaha this is awesome!! I wish this night would never end!" Bailey says opening a chocolate bar to eat. Skye couldn't agree more honestly. Here she was, trick or treating at 14 years old with some boy she just met and doesn't even know anything about. She doesn't even know his name! On that's right. They've been so busy she's never even thought to ask.
They circle around the neighborhood and make their way to the Crandall's. They spot a few people leaving every so often so they decide here is where they part ways. As they stand outside the house, on the sidewalk a good distance away just in case Skye's parents are watching, they just savor the moment.
"So... This is it, huh?" Bailey says breaking the silence with a sad look on his face. He glances over at Skye; her face is usually hard to read, but he could've sworn she looked sad for a split second.
"What's your name?" She asks.
"Haha what's yours?" Bailey teases.
"I asked you first."
"I asked you second."
"Oh real mature." She says with a laugh.
"Mature's my middle name" Bailey says with the upmost fake confidence.
"But I asked for your first name"
"What school so you go to?" Bailey says changing the subject.
"What school so you go to?"
"Really? I go to Berry." He says laughing.
"I do too. Freshman?"
"Yup. Since we're in the same grade, same school, I think we'll see each other again."
People in fancy suits and dresses pass them by. Time's running out on them but they just wanted this night to last forever. Bailey really wants to tell her "my name's Bailey Jenkins and I'm that theater nerd who broke the most popular kid in school's leg. You may know my twin sister, Casey, who's on the football team and dated that one intense cheerleader for like two weeks." But somehow he figured that wouldn't be the most charming thing to say, so he'd rather keep quiet.
Skye was thinking almost the same thing. She didn't wanna introduce herself as "Skye Crandall, as in Brian Crandall's sister. You know the one who betrayed Berry and threw a baseball at a girl for not going to prom with him. Also, the daughter of the people who threw the party and would flip the hell out if they found out that I left the party with you."
"It's weird to think I just spent the whole night with a stranger trick or treating." She says.
"Hey, I think this masquerade thing worked out pretty well. The magic's in the mystery and once the mystery's gone, so is the magic." He says with a sad smile which she returned.
Without another word she heads towards the door and disappears into the house. Bailey takes out his phone and let's Jordan know that he's waiting out by the car.
It's been a week or so since the party and Bailey cannot stop thinking about this mysterious vampire girl.
"Maybe that's her. Or no. Her!" Casey says pointing at all the redheaded girls that pass by while they sit at the park. Bailey just laughs as he watches his twin play ispy with Erin.
"Oooh! That has to be her. I call it." Erin says pointing to a random girl.
"She definitely wasn't taller than me and I have a feeling that she'd never wear pink on purpose" Bailey says before pulling out his phone to photograph the autumn leaves. He snaps a picture of the scenery, but he notices there's a girl reading beneath a tree in the background. Something about her just seemed so familiar. The two girls weren't paying too much attention, so he slipped away towards the tree. As he approaches, the red headed girl doesn't pay too much attention to him.
"So, R.L. Stine huh?" He says trying to make small talk.
"Yep." She says never looking up from her book.
"Hey random question, but how do you feel about Kid Flash?"
The girl looks shocked for a second, but she smiles back at him.
"He's okay, kinda dorky. I prefer Marvel." She teases.
"Ouch... That's okay I think I prefer werewolves over vampires anyways." He says laughing as he take a seat next to her. He extends his hand out to her, "Bailey."
"Skye, with an e." She says as she shakes his hand. They just talk for the rest of the day watching the leaves change.
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ladyloveandjustice · 5 years
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Fall 2018 Anime Overview: Continuing Series- Golden Kamuy Season 2 and Banana Fish
Golden Kamuy Season 2
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If you enjoyed the first season, this is pretty much more of the same, so check out my review of season one to know what to expect.
Though I guess you could say this portion of the season DOES lean even harder into weirdness than the first one did. There’s not many anime where you’ll see two dudes having the time of their lives modeling fashionable outfits made out of human skin, which include...crotch appendages...only in Golden Kamuy y’all.
Interestingly bizarreness tends to overlap with queerness a lot in this season and its hard to know how to feel about it. For instance, it’s definitely an unexpected revelation that dudes are attracted to Lieutenant Tsurumi like whoa. 
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IDK apparently he’s a catch. Half of his subordinates are in love with him. It’s handled as comical and of course the dudes are mentally unbalanced weirdos (as is everyone in Golden Kamuy except Asirpa and Sugimoto only sometimes) and one of them dies, but the show is never overtly mean to them either. Nobody acts disgusted about it and when one character observes the attraction, he basically shrugs about it.
 Satoru Noda apparently also REALLY loose with his fixation with dudes muscles with this part of the story, to the point we got the beef-cakiest hotsprings episode I’ve ever seen, which includes an extended fight scene where the male characters were naked throughout. There’s also an entire scene where apparently otter meat is an aphrodisiac that causes the dudes to be really into each other, so they engage in nearly naked sumo wrestling.
This is all clearly supposed to be wacky and funny, but at the same time it’s pretty clear the mangaka must REALLY LIKE drawing these scenes of muscular, naked men, and I support him following his dreams. Also I won’t deny it’s refreshing to see a hot springs episode where not a single woman got objectified, but there was dude oglin’ a plenty. It healed me a little.
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I guess while we’re talking about this show and its weird relationship with queerness I should reporting that my prediction was right and the trans woman I mentioned in the previous review did become an ally. Her transness hasn’t been bought up again (though for some reason the subs decided to switch to “he” despite sticking with “she” before) and her role is pretty minor, she does reveal she’s skilled in both cooking and surgery (because she likes dismembering people) and talks about how great it would be to see people murdered every so often, so pretty much more of the same.
And that’s really all there is to say. Golden Kamuy has only gotten weirder and the plot only more convoluted (I’m starting to have a hard time keeping track of the characters tbh), but it’s an entertaining story and there’s still characters with resonance and heart underneath it all (the scene where Sugimoto discusses his trauma from being in the war with Asirpa genuinely tugged a heartstring. These two are still great and have really settled into a kinda of adorable dad-daughter dynamic at this point) and the historical and cultural research that went into this story is still amazing. 
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I can tell the anime’s still skipping a lot of the manga (most of volume 7 was completely skipped), but since the English release of the manga is so slow, I’m happy to watch it in the meantime. It helps that the show has a bangin’ soundtrack and and it managed to pull its ginormous cast together for some truly exciting and action packed final episodes that left me eager for more. 
Banana Fish (13-24)
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Again, if you read my review for the first half of the show, you can basically expect more of the same, both with the good and especially the bad parts. We do get more downtime with Ash and Eiji’s relationship, and they continued to make me think this show would be so much better if it focused more on these quiet scenes rather than on piling as much trauma on Ash as it possibly can. 
I think this second half did allow me to see what was compelling about Ash and Eiji’s relationship and why it’s stayed with so many people. When Ash explained that he’s finally found someone who will love him without expecting anything in return, so of course he’s willing to do anything for that person, that got me in the heart. Ash is someone who has either been viewed as a threat or someone to exploit- he’s especially used to being treated like he’s nothing more than a body, a receptacle for desires. Eiji isn’t afraid of Ash, or in awe of him, and never asks anything of him other than for him to be okay and by his side. Ash genuinely can just be a dumb teenager with him while he can’t with anyone else. Eiji is an outsider, to Ash’s gang-bangin’ world, to his culture in general, and that allows him to see Ash as he truly is, just a kid who needs to get out of this mess.
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The romantic in me really loves that concept, and as an ace person, I especially connect to the underlying implication that Eiji is a romantic partner who isn’t going to demand sex from Ash or try to force him into it. Though Ash’s implied desire to avoid sex almost certainly stems from trauma, I know how he feels in a broad sense. And I think it’s a thing a lot of women can relate to even if they aren’t ace, wanting to find a relationship where they aren’t used or objectified, so it goes back around to how Ash acts as kind of a representation for the anxieties and desires of (likely) the mangaka and many women despite being a male character, and I still find that very interesting. The scene where Ash has a complete breakdown and screams at his rapist while laughing hysterically was really affecting.
So there’s moments of real resonance here, but is it worth the bullshit surrounding it, which includes every single gay man being represented as a rapist, to the point a gay bar is connected to a child porn ring? The nasty implication that gay sex is inherently evil and non-consensual, and Ash and Eiji’s relationship is only okay because they’re not doing it is very strong, and as much as this ace appreciates a romance that doesn’t require sex, I don’t want it THIS way.
There’s also some SERIOUS anti-Semitic bullshit that I can’t believe MAPPA didn’t edit out in a couple episodes. Like it would have been so easy to cut. Also some more pretty rough scenes of black men being murdered (they’re extras this time at least, and the main black dude for this part of the anime miraculously manages to both survive and not be an offensive caricature. Also his name is Cain Blood which is the best name in this story, and possibly ever). 
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The second half of the anime also involved some of the more absurd elements worsening. I got REALLY tired of every character commenting on how hot and amazing Ash is like. I GET IT.  Also Ash’s life of being sexually exploited somehow gives him the ability to seduce any man holding him captive, and every bad guy is down for raping a teenage boy, I guess. It’s actually again, a little surreal to see these tropes with a male character. I’m used to seeing hot female characters who’ve been through sexual trauma and have magic seduction powers and are endlessly drooled over...I almost want guys to watch these segments so they can see how uncomfortable it feels when the tables are turned. 
There’s also some really good examples of ACTUAL jarring tone shifts, where the anime really fails to land some of its attempts at a funny, light moment in the midst of really tense and tragic situations. I think it’s possible the manga managed this better, but I can’t imagine the “joke” where Ash has to crossdress and a male doctor gropes him and Ash punches him out cold and his friends chortle and tell him he’s not a gentle woman could ever be done in a non jarring way. Like, I don’t like sexual harassment humor in anime at the best of times, but it’s especially bad when the person who is harassed has been raped more times than he can count.  We’re expected to take that seriously, but not this, because Ash is in a dress? It’s also like, appalling that his friends who are fully aware of his history would laugh about him getting assaulted again. It’s a moment that feels like it comes from a completely different anime. 
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So um, yeah. My conclusion is those resonant moments are not worth the bullshit. The ending really cemented this for me. I had an (admittedly overly flippant) reaction that kind of sums my feelings up. Let’s just say I HATE meaningless cruel tragedy for the sake of tragedy, and I especially hate the implication abuse victims can never find happiness. 
I can’t say Banana Fish is an anime I’ll think fondly of or recommend. I do still find the discussion about it interesting, much more interesting than the actual story (as presented in the anime, again, haven’t read the manga), tbh. And I can see the seeds of a good story there, and I can understand why fans would want to see a reboot that truly modernized the story, cutting out the worst stuff and giving it a better ending, while keeping the resonance of the main relationship and the good characters (I really did like Sing, and Yut Lung was interesting. Shorter and Skip both deserved way better. Also Jessica, who at least got to do something besides be victimized at the last minute. One whole female character got a few moments of agency. Hallelujah.) Maybe someday it will happen. 
In the meantime, there’s a bunch of cool articles on Banana Fish that are worth a read. All of the pieces published on animefeminist as well as this post on Otaku, She Wrote are really informative, illuminating, and break down a lot of the issues I found here.
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yo yo yo. so i loved the buzzfeed high ships headcanons and saw in the tags that you wanted to talk abt jen so please. go ahead. tell me everything about her. and jelsey?? an amazing ship i neeeeed to know more. sincerely, the ladylike anon. (also sorry if i’m annoying you but i love this series so freaking much!!)
ladylike anon can we please be best friends(you are literally never annoying i love this series toooooo)
jen is so fucking. Complicated. like she is at once one of the most talented and and most messy people on the team. like she always gets thrown and she’s really good at it and she’s really strong and makes a great bottom of the pyramid but sometimes. she just falls over. like there’s nothing even to trip over she just falls bc she’s a clumsy mess. god.
when you look at her, this obviously awkward tomboy lesbian, ur first thought is not cheerleader. and tbh she wasn’t even gonna be one at first. like she didn’t even know try outs were that day. she literally wandered into the gym in her fucking muscle top, confused, like ‘oh sorry i was going to play soccer in here’ but freddie immediately noticed her slight stature and strength and was like ‘hm…… maybe………… we should look into this’
she wears flannels or something flannel-patterned literally every day. like if it’s not an actual flannel it’s flannel vans or a snapback or a bracelet or leggings. you can’t stop it. the other cheerleaders are confused by how much flannel she actually owns. 
they dare her to construct a full flannel outfit. she pulls through.
sometimes she just fucking. climbs. they’re having a cheerleader sleepover and chanti is like ‘alright time for manicures! devin can you put the alcohol down. no, kristin, calm - fred - wait where the fuck -’ and jen is actually on top of the fridge, nerf gun in one hand and a bag of hot cheetos in the other, gun poised at devin’s drink
she is not just mischievous though obviously she’s also just such…. a good friend. like she genuinely loves with all her heart and she’s so sweet and kind. she goes with freddie when she wants to get her first tattoo and holds her hand the whole time. when someone in a poly relationship wants to bring multiple dates to prom and the headmaster won’t allow it she helps campaign for them. she consoles chanti when she and ash get into a fight. she takes kelsey on a date night to a cat shelter even though she’s allergic. (this really happened btw god i love jen.)
besides the ladylike gang, she and steven are Best Fucking Friends. they have sleepovers and skateboard and make fun of each other’s hair (even though jen actually loves steven’s hair, she thinks the blonde/silver is really cool) and they even go to church together sometimes (she’s not religious but she loves him so it’s cool). she’s also friends with niki, an underclassman, and they go to the gsa meetings and talk about how great their girlfriends are and go get spicy food. sometimes she, niki, and steven will all play video games together although niki and steven aren’t close.
okay i can go on about just jen all day but im gonna move on to jelsey lol
like i said jen takes kelsey to a cat shelter and kelsey Cries. and that’s when she knows she is In Love. she doesn’t say it but she knows.
kelsey likes to drink. a lot. and she’s v good at it. jen doesn’t drink as often but she’ll go with kelsey to parties and make sure she’s safe and occasionally listens to her drunken ramblings with raised eyebrows and takes snapchat pics and videos
they watch sad movies a lot. that’s their favorite activity. they both cry a lot. but on date night, for like a month straight, they just watch sad movies every time. me and earl and the dying girl, up, marley and me. (jen weeps at the last one.)
they take a lot of pictures for instagram. so many. it’s really ridiculous. and they often make other people take them. (you have no idea how many times zach has laid flat on the ground or ryan has climbed on top of something to take pictures of the two of them.) they’re VERY tumblr aesthetic wlw couple.
sexting is. so fucking funny. bc kelsey loves sexting but jen is not The Best at it and sometimes kelsey will start just bc she know jen will flounder which. jen is so cute when she flounders. god.
OKAY IM SORRY BUT IM BRINGING BACK THE PROM HEADCANON BC IT’S MY FAVORITE. okay so they are literally that couple that’s that one tumblr post - my femme wife, after spending three hours getting ready: okay babe ready to go. my butch ass, putting on a tank top: okay babe you look amazing let’s go. so like for prom, kelsey starts getting ready at 3:30 pm (the prom begins at 8 pm) and jen is done in 30 minutes by like 5, in a suit and a bowtie that matches kelsey’s dress, so she comes over and helps kelsey get ready. everyone is like “no you can’t see each other!!!!!1!!!1!” and they’re like “chillax we’re not getting married” and kelsey lets jen do her eyeliner bc jen is a pro.
this got out of hand but ANYWAY y’all can check out my buzzfeed series for more jen, ladylike, and jelsey
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10/31/19 3:14pm - Lotssaaaa Fet Stuff
I realize now that I wrote concerts, in anticipation of getting to this weekend in the last post, and I only wrote about one concert. Dumb.
I went to my first BDSM play party on the first sat of the month. It was wild. I went in a suped up kitty outfit but found that I didn’t really enjoy my new plug as much as I’d hoped. Everyone loved it though, I met a bunch of people and got to try my first scene! My buddy gerald and Lyn topped me for some elector play and I spent a half hour getting shocked with various metal thingies. Man, it felt like thousands of scratchy tickles. I was laughing my ass off the entire time. It was amazing. It felt like a lot. But it felt exhilarating too. And I watched some intense flogging and some medical scening like needles going through tits and medical staples and electrically conductive wire being run through all of it and then electrified. It was mind blowing. I’m definitely about the scene now. It’s like enchanting to see how everyone reacts to everything in different ways. The screaming, the moaning, the shivering, the stomping. I really like to watch rope play as well, I’m meaning to start learning it myself again. Lyn said she’d practice with me, and another girl Elyse did too but we’ll get to her later. I’ve just gotta make sure I can DO it. Don’t wanna like embarrass myself lol. Though I think they’d both be pretty understanding. But still, that might be one of my next creative projects. So I guess I’ve gotten away from it but the party at the hangar was fun as fuck. Lyn came over afterward, we finally had sex and she’s the first person to successfully convince me to wear a condom since my vasectomy 😂 Sex was sex/10, nothing super special, but delightfully satisfying. Lyn’s on the heavier end of my acceptable BMI range for partners, but she’s not super heavyset or anything. Since then we haven’t been able to hang out, she had to do some surgery and has been stuck at home. But she got some electro play stuff so as soon as she’s feeling better we’re definitely gonna fool around with that :3 So high hopes that she’ll be harem member #2. fingers crossed  😘
Lyn stats -  Str - 10, Dex - 6 (currently lol), Con - 13, Int - 13, Wis - 13, Cha - 12 Hob - 16, Spo - 14, Mhp - 14, Sex - 19, Beu - 13, Sta - 10
To be clear maybe this sex stat is a little inflated, but gotta give credit where credit is due. Pretty legendary just watching her love sucking my cock for a half hour.
We were up until like 4 in the morning watching somethingorother. I downloaded the marvel movies I hadn’t seen but it wasn’t the right time to watch them. We watched some anime and cuddled up and passed out. I don’t know when she left but I’m pretty sure I slept in til like 3 or 4 I think lol.
The next day I went to durham early to see KKB play again! Hung out with Kailey and Cane and Pacos beforehand and drank a bit of champagne to pregame the concert. Honestly I was pretty fucking beat by the time the concert happened though. Like was falling asleep standing up during the show. Plus we were way in the back, the venue was way more crowded than when we saw KKB at the coffeehouse. Felt a little less romantic. But I did bump into my buddies john and travis there, that was weird. and my other friends ended up messaging me saying they were there too but didn’t bump into them. I was still happy I saw the show though, and it’s always great chilling with manu and christina and maya and pacos and oliver and rianne. I was actually supposed to switch shifts that day so I could go to another fet event on wednesday, but bailed so I could hang out with them. Despite being tired as balls I’d say it was worth.
OH MY GOD then I’m not sure if it was this monday or the previous one. But I met this thick Chris Pratt looking welsh guy at the local Fet mixer (slosh night). He kept complimenting me and said if I wanted to fool around I should let him know. Well the night rolled around and my friend had tried to introduce me to this girl who wanted to do pet play but I really didn’t hit things off with her, and was talking to this chris pratt guy about his life traveling the world and also anime. So I took him home to his hotel room, and we tried to arrange for a girl to come play with us too. Unfortunately she flaked so we sat there drinking some rum together and reminiscing on our lives and sharing stories. We decided to get some food and then start fooling around, but right then he got a call that his brother died and he’d have to change his travel plans for the week to make it to the funeral. Pretty tragic. We kissed goodbye and that was that. Guy made bannnkkkk though, I probably would’ve been a boy toy for that kinda cash lmfaoooo. It wasn’t like that. But it could have been. Who fucking knows, man.
That week my fet friend Ann came out to do karaoke with me, too. We don’t have a thing, yet. But we talk once in a while. I haven’t seen her in a minute but she’s into nerdy shit. Turns out there’s a Lot of overlap with nerdy and fet. Which is amazing for me. But Ann joined me and Terri and our friend Matt and Skyler and Jacob and Caitlin are usually there and a lot of times our buddy Jonas from emo karaoke comes too so I’ve got a great fucking posse starting to build up. Karaoke is sick. It’s like my home.
But the next weekend was a fetish fashion show, and my second play party.
For the fashion show Lyn and I had been talking about dressing up to compete, but she ended up having her surgery and couldn’t go. I still was ready to go with my kitty outfit that I had given a test run at the hangar a week before, so I was ready to rock it. Tbh I was kinda nervous. It would have helped if I found out I was the only one competing in my category, but I just wanted to make sure I looked beautiful and shit. Did the best job I’ve ever done putting on eyeliner, I’m getting a lot better lol. Actually got some compliments from the host on it. And a whole bunch of my first fet friends were there to see me!
Sidebar - I came out of the closet as bi on national coming out day on oct 11. Figured it wouldn’t matter too much, but I really wanted to. I’ve identified as bi for a long time, and I’ve been telling people in person for years, but idk I just really wanted to be public about it.
It hasn’t been a relief per se, but it definitely has made me the subtlest bit more comfortable with picturing myself in gay situations. Like there was this cute guy at the fashion show who got tied up in rope and the way the rope tied around his cock made it look huge and he was this cute blonde and I kinda imagined making out with him for a while. lolol.  I think honestly it was because of my situation the week or two before with welsh chris pratt, like I just wanted to be able to DO these things without people questioning like “is this who you are?” well yes, yes it is and has been for a bit so hrmph. Of course nobody was ever questioning if it was who I am because I always introduce myself as bi, but the imaginary people living in my head definitely question. 
The play party that night was divine though. It was newbie oriented, so you could only do things with people if you had someone experienced involved to help show you how to do things right. I bottomed an impact scene for the first time to see how it felt, my friend summer, one of the people I carpooled over with, slapped me around with a bunch of toys. I watched a lot of scenes, my buddy Gerald gave a tutorial on all the different impact toys and how to use them and what you should be looking into when you buy them. I did some wax play with summer and painted on one of the most gorgeous girls I’d ever seen with latex paint with her boyfriend and one of the hosts of the party. Gave her some cute leopard spots and she loved them :3 Me and my friends that I carpooled with skinny dipped in the “hot” tub. Ann later told me that she’s dubbed it the Tepid Tub. It’s not great. LOL but I was stubborn and sat out there for a while with everyone. Still always love to be naked in water, though I would’ve liked it more if it were a better temperature. And I met a bunch more people as always! I started talking to this girl Mariah there. She invited me to cuddle on her lap after my impact scene and I instantly jumped at the opportunity and ended up getting her number and we might hang out sometime. (LOL I’m not fucking kidding I’m really trying to get a polycule going, this is gonna be the hypest thing ever if I actually get rolling.)  I had a blast at that party though, and I’m really pumped to go back this weekend. Should be a hell of a good time. 
Sunday I went out and did a How To Kink Good roundtable discussion, primarily focusing on consent and some issues surrounding it.
I. LOVE. how much of the BDSM community revolves around consent. Everything you do has to be talked out before and after. What you want to have happen during the scene and after the scene. What kind of things you want to happen and what should not happen. It’s more than just safewords, you basically know Everything you’re going to do before you go in. Really cool stuff.
I think beforehand I played a magic tournament, and so then I think after the fet talk I had nothing to do and hung out with Jill or something as normal.
Also somewhere around here I’ve started playing some basketball. I’m actually finally working on not shooting like a moron. Won some games of 2v2 and horse with the gang when they’re trying to play. I’m actually being a little sporty on top of all this weirdness and I’m still trying to run at least twice a week. Sometimes 3. Though this week I was def lazy and only did 1. Ah well I’ll get back into the groove and shave off the last 15 pounds I want off eventually.
For now everyone is calling me beautiful and I feel beautiful and fun and I’m meeting people and it’s all so great. Everything is wonderful. I love everything I’m doing and it’s all so fascinating and weird and feels unique as fuck lol. Just when I thought I couldn’t get any weirder I definitely took another great big leap  😂
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Ky + Disney World: a magical journey or whatever?
someone requested fewer posts so y’all get one giant summary of my trip. mmmyup. gonna be image heavy as FUCK. sorry ‘bout that. we’ll go park-by-park, i’ll try to be as brief as possible! click the cut for the deets and junk!
Day 1: Hollywood Studios
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This is where I dressed up as Mickey Mouse. It was the day we focused the most on my brother cause most of the Star Wars stuff is here. I kinda mentioned the storm trooper story, but in detail:
We had spent all day tracking down storm troopers cause they were basically the only face characters my brother wanted to see. But they were closed to taking pictures. Plus they kept slipping away from us anyway.
So eventually we were hanging around the Star Wars area and we happened to run into them. And mom asked “can you please take a picture with my son now?” So one of the Storm Troopers grabs my brother by the shoulder and walks off with him and mom’s like freeeaking out and like they take him to this wall and are like interrogating him like “you’re not with the resistance are you?” I’m recording and all that jazz and eventually they turn to me and are like “you with the camera, get over here” (so MY VIDEO actually goes to black lmao but u can still hear them talking to us). It was a blast; later on we were in line to meet Chewey and they saw us and were like “I’m WATCHING you.”
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Meeting Mickey and Minnie was a blast. Minnie was absolutely adorable I LOVED her dress and she was bashful and friendly and gave lots of hugs. Mickey on the other hand was bold but still friendly, and the best part was even though he wasn’t matching my outfit, on my way out? He stopped me, gestured out my outfit, and gave me the okay hand. It. Was. The GREATEST.
Cute little side note... they’re dressed from movies they apparently directed and produced for each other. CHECK IT OUT!
ALSOS. We ate at the 50′s place here. IT. WAS. AMAZING. Everyone was RIDICULOUSLY in character; if you were on your phone they told you to “get off the walkie talkie, this is family time!” and if you had your elbows off the table they would get on you for that too, but like... it was still fun? Three strikes and you have to get up and sing a song. None of us got three strikes but the guy at the table next to us did. He had to sing and dance “I’m a little teapot” and it was honestly the highlight of my day. xD Oh and no desert if you don’t finish your plate. The catch? THEY SERVE HUGE-ASS PORTIONS. Seriously I ordered the fried chicken and asked for all dark meat? TWO LEGS AND TWO THIGHS, A SERVING OF POTATOES AND A SERVING OF CORN OK?????? I cleaned my plate tho 83. Mama was proud of me.
Day 2: Animal Kingdom
Yo Animal Kingdom was lit as FUCK. Literally the Tree of Life was THE COOLEST SHIT. And there were PEOPLE DANCING in each area, that was pretty tight too!
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We went to the Tusker House which was awesome cause Mickey, Donald, Daisy, and Goofy were all there and they went to EVERY table for pictures and autographs. (Awesome cause I didn’t have to hunt down Goofy!) There was this ADORABLE moment where Daisy walked by Donald and blew him a kiss. Seriously the cutest thing I saw the whole trip.
(I seriously can’t find my Donald picture. Uhhhh good thing I don’t like him that much??? Oops????)
Also, we saw the River of Light but... I was passed out for most of it uh... yeah OTL.
Day 3: Epcot
Let me just say that I ADORED Epcot. And it was where I met my favorite princess so I can’t really complain there. I really loved going through all the countries and seeing all the authentic merch, although it was kind of a :’c that there wasn’t more merch of each princess ya? That aside, let’s talk about Jasmine!
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Definitely my favorite encounter, and not just because she’s my favorite princess, but because she was SO interactive. She IMMEDIATELY recognized that I was dressed at her; “You look like me!” But then right after, she noticed my Rajah Tsum Tsum, and she FREAKED OUT. She was like, “YOU HAVE A LITTLE RAJAH!” and she asked me if it was actually Rajah or just a tiger, and I assured her it was a Disney Authentic Rajah. She asked where I got it, I told her it was the last Rajah on Amazon, and you can see her squeezing it and her little “aw” face, like she freaked out over Rajah for quite a bit. At a point, she touched my headband and said “I can see you have more jewels on your head than me; you must’ve gone to the Cave of Wonders!” I thought that was the cutest. The BEST part though, was when mom came up. She was wearing a red top, so Jasmine noted that mom “look[ed] like me when I dressed up for Jafar!” and so I said, “we don’t talk about when you dressed up for Jafar.” So she leaned in and whispered, “Well. Aladdin likes to talk about it sometimes.” And I just gaped at her. At which point she added, presumably hoping to make it better, “Only on special occasions, though!” And I just... lost it. And that was the note we ended on lmaO.
Day 4: Magic Kingdom
Now okay. Magic Kingdom is DEFINITELY where we did and saw the most. I mean we ACTUALLY stayed all day and I mean it’s Magic freaking Kingdom. There was so much to do and see I don’t even know where to start.
(Okay well. Dad made this decision for me since he has some of the pictures and he just HECKING GOT ON THE ROAD TO ARKANSAS WITHOUT TELLING ME. So yeah... some of the things we won’t have pictures of for now. That’s okay there’s a LOT of MK content.)
First thing: THE MOTHER HECKING PARADES. They did these multiple times per day--I actually got to see the Vamos! one twice. (That song has been stuck in my head, actually... watch with caution.) Seriously, they’re SO fun to watch--it’s the only time I remember hearing Mickey and the Gang talk, actually...
TIANAAAA, she was great, I almost cried tbh, seeing her there. If only they had merch to match amirite. She was so sweet, she pointed out that I was wearing green like her and flowers like her and when I told her I dressed up like her on purpose she gave me a HIGH FIVE!
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I also got to meet Rapunzel, since she was in the same room as Tiana. She was a sweetie pie, she saw my first visit button and was like “that reminds me of my first visit to MY kingdom” and invited me to go see the floating lanterns, which I equated to the fireworks show at the end of the night. (Which was GLORIOUS by the way.)
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Other relevant things: we got to eat at Tony’s. The food was hecking delicious and there were pictures of Lady and Tramp EVERYWHERE. Tony was around too but I forgot to take a picture. -sob- They were playing the movie in the waiting area tho that was cute.
Bonus Round: Disney Springs
Basically my brother didn’t get this jacket he wanted so we hunted it down at the shopping center. But we took some cool pictures, look!
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Ok but: WHAT DID YOU BUY???
Yeah you’re probably wondering that, especially if you donated to me, right? DW DW I didn’t forget that part! So shout-out to my mom (and my dad) cause I severely underestimated how much they’d be willing to help me out. That said I STILL went flat broke, coming home with 19 bucks to my name lmaO.
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WORTH IT.
Let’s get to the goods, shall we?
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Pictured above:
A Tiana Birthstone Pin (yes, it’s my birthstone)
Minnie and Minnie Mouse plushies
A Disney Parks exclusive Monopoly
A Belle’s/Beast’s Mirror necklace
A Lilo Plushie
A Stitch Plushie
A Journal made to look like the original Lion King VHS packaging
A Tinkerbell that lights up green
A Jasmine ornament
A Princess Pen
A Mickey Measuring Spoon set
A Mickey Pen
A Matching Han Solo and Princess Leia T-Shirt set (for me and the bae)
A WDW Hoodie
A Mickie/WDW pair of “sweatpants” (they’re p thin tbh)
tl;dr: a damn good haul. although tbh i feel like mom’s gonna ask me to pay her back even tho she didn’t mention it earlier cause she has a habit of doing that...
THE END!
And that’s a wrap! Unless you guys wanna see the pics dad has on his phone when he’s back from his trip??? (lemmie know in the replies!) Thanks everyone for your support and interest in my first ever trip to Disney World! It really has been a lifelong dream and I actually???? Stayed healthy despite all the rain and ups and down in the weather--I’m VERY proud of myself and happy that I got to ENJOY the trip rather than trudging along and stuff. Seriously I can’t begin to express how blessed I feel. I love you guys and I’ll try to keep the dash as clean as possible so if you have more questions please send them privately!
Have a magical day!
❤ Ky
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A VOLTRON PENTATONIX AU?? AKA LANCEYONCE AND CREW
Okay so sit the fuck down everyone I’m documenting this annoying ass dream that has been haunting me for the best few months. 
The Basis: So we all know about Pentatonix, right? (If you don’t, it’s an a capella group that remakes the old songs of famous artists to give them a new sound. They also have a few of their own original pieces). So, basically, imagine the Voltron gang doing this, except not a capella. They remake the tracks and beats to near perfection in order to pull this off.
The group consists of Allura, Pidge, Shay, Hunk, Lance, Keith, and Shiro, with Matt and Coran doing background work. 
Now to the Details.
Lance
Lance is in charge of any and all Beyonce-related performances.
The group itself started with him. He performed to her songs with his own original choreography and everything. Sometimes he would collab with Hunk. 
He picks his own songs
He does nothing half-assed in this group. He’s very nitpicky with lighting and stage set up because he needs to achieve that WOW! factor
Sometimes he goes a little overboard and the team needs to reel him in really quick because they can’t light fireworks on stage
He was disappointed but then he realized glitter and confetti cannons were a much better idea
Because all of Yonce’s songs have a certain feel to him, he chooses based on how his life is going
Happy? Fun? Well-off? TIme to whip out his favorites.
Sad? Had an argument? Where’s his sad stuff at.
Somebody died? Feelings of worhlessnesss? There’s a song for that, too. 
All his outifts are chosen by Shay while Allura does his makeup
These three are besties they do all the styling stuff tgether                
Lance either wears practical shoes or heels there is no in between
Performing in heels is a little harder but he manages because he’s just that good
He was excited to perform “6 Inch” because he had the perfect shoes for that
A lot of the songs he sings are romantic-like so he does a partner dance with Keith
One time the two had gotten into a fight, so he performed the most of the Lemonade album and some of the songs from the 4 album
Keith was in tears and ended up dancing with him again
The crowd went fucking nuts
His favorite songs to perform are probably Partition and any other song with sexual lyrics bc he gets too into it sometimes
Keith loves it but at the same time he blushes really hard
It’s funny to watch
Before a concert he discovers that his uncle died and that hit him hard because they were very close
And yet he still performed but with more passion
And he added the song I Was Here because death is such a sudden thing and he could die any second now just like his uncle did
The others actually played the background instruments for him (cello, piano, ect.)
Lance responds to as many fans as he can on his social media
The boy has Tumblr, Instagram, Snapchat, Twitter, and he’s the main one who runs the group’s Youtube channel
Sometimes he holds Q and A’s on Periscope 
During interviews he answers nearly everything meant for him
He also makes up the names of his fans and it changes every time
“Sup Lancers”
“How’s it shaking, my Bluebells?”
“What questions are in store for me today, Voltribe?”
It’s out of control
Whenever Lance isn’t performing he’s on back up vocals/dancing
That’s the rules: If it isn’t your turn, you work your ass off with back up and background dancing
If he’s feeling a bit peppy he’ll also certain Jason Derulo songs
Hunk
Let’s establish one thing: If Lance is Beyonce than Hunk is Nicki Minaj
It started off as a joke at first, but Hunk found it really fit with how he felt
And his flow is DOPE so win-win
He performs literally every song out there by her with no shame because Nicki Minaj has been his Girl for Years and she gives him confidence
His outfits slay all the time. All. The. Time. 
They’re pretty much renditions of Nicki Minaj’s own performance outfits, but designed to make him feel comfortable
Shay helps him tailor all his outfits and even designs them sometimes
He prefers boots and sneakers when performing because heels kill his feet
His favorite song to perform is the Flawless remix with Lance because they kill everyone within a 20 ft radius
The choreography is his favorite as well
He even installs fire things to shoot flames up from the stage
He also has a really nice voice, but he prefers to rap than sing since he’s better with low notes
Sometimes he collabs with Shay, who’s the group’s other prime rapper
They’re fire onstage and off
Hunk loves Feeling Myself a lot because his confidence rises
So many people find it odd that Nicki Minaj is his persona
Hunk is so kind and timid?? He’s very smart and not one who curses unless very angry or upset
But when he’s rapping he gets all flashy and bold and suddenly he’s cursing all the time very clearly
His moms come to every concert, along with the McClain parents because they love supporting their sons together
Hunk’s moms always jokingly scold him about how provocatively he dresses and his potty mouth but they really don’t care
They smother him in kisses and gifts and flowers 
Once, for their anniversary, Hunk asked Lance to perform “Ring Off” for his moms while he put together a video collage in their honor
The song fits their relationship so well
They cried very hard
When the Moana soundtrack was released, he got his own night to perform the whole thing with his family
He loved the event; it was the first time his whole family had done something together in such a long time
Hunk also helps Pidge and Coran with technical stuff likes lights and smoke affects
At interviews he takes shit from nobody and likes to brag about all the times he’s been right
Spoiler Alert: It’s a lot
He also shares embarrassing stories of the team 
A lot of the gossip actually comes from him tbh
“Spoiler alert: there may or may not be a surprise performance some time soon.”
“A little birdie told me that two of our members are getting a little buddy buddy, so look out for updates on that.”
“Oh, y’all are gonna LOVE my outfit for the next tour. It’s gonna be lit.”
The outfit was, in fact, on fire.
Allura
To complete the Power Trio, Allura is Rihanna
Sorry I don’t make the rules
Except I do lmao
This role originally was gonna go to Shay but then Shay realized she loved to rap so Allura hopped on it
Allura loves Rihanna fashion choices 
A lot of her outfits are based off of RiRi actually
Her favorite album has got to be the ANTI album
It’s a masterpiece 
Just so well written
Best songs ever
The fans love when Allura comes on stage because she provokes so much emotion and her voice carries so well
Not to mention her British accent gives a different feel from Rihanna’s Barbadian one
She has a very diverse cast of fans and probably recieves the most fanmail out of everyone
Lance and Hunk are second
Lance is Bitter
Shay’s third
 Keith, Pidge, and Shiro are tied for fourth
All of her songs are choreographed by herself
Her makeup artist is either Lance or Shay
Depends on who wins the coin toss that day
With Shay her eyeliner is swoopy and sharp with rinestones 
With Lance it’s artsy eye makeup and glitter
Allura likes both
All of her outifts are planned from the the top to the socks she wants to wear
Her hair is so long that it makes styling it very easy?? Like she has so many options
If she doesn’t style it herself than either Shiro or Coran does because they always have great ideas
For every performance, Allura opens with a quote related to what songs she plans to perform
Everyone thinks their from philosophers or something but really she’s quoting tumblr posts
She has the same social media as Lance, and they often compete for followers and such
All of her stuff is very pastel space
The pink marks under her eyes are in fact tattoos
She got them along with Coran for her 18th birthday 
They’re her trademark
Nobody knows if her hair is natural or dyed at first
It’s naturally really bright she just added highlights to it
When not performing, Allura is Lance’s number one backup singer
Sometimes Lance will let her perform Beyonce songs
Specifically Who Runs The World (Girls) bc that’s her actual anthem and Lance feels disrespectful 
And Daddy Lessons, which makes her emotional
Both she and Lance sing Pretty Hurts together because it applies to both of them 
Allura and Lance have a contest for who’s the Better ‘Yonce
Lance wins
Lance and Allura are constantly accused of being siblings due to their bond
It’s a running gag in the fandom for quite sometime until Lance breaks the rumors
Some of her songs involve couple dances with Shiro
It’s amazing watching them interact with one another because they’re so gentle with each other and their love is so Real that it almost seems like you’re intruding on a moment
At interviews, Allura is constantly bragging about how strong she is 
“Hunk and I are clearly the strongest ones here. We haven’t determined who holds reigning title, however.”
The two them proceed to arm wrestle.
It’s a tie
Everyone is crying. Everyone.
Sometimes, if she’s feeling it, she’ll do Marina and the Diamonds
Everyone takes a back seat to her then because she absolutely slays
Pidge
Pidge doesn’t normally sing but when she does it’s Hayley Kiyoko
Pidge loves her 
Very much
She probably dresses the most simple out of them all 
Her main style is shorts with stockings or knee socks and a loose fitting top
She let’s her hair grow out to her shoulders
She appreciates both long and short hair, and finds this a happy medium for her
She sports an undercut and the fans go crazy
Everybody finds Pidge adorable and most girls her age want to be her
Glitter! All over her eyes! Brings out the green!
Is either wearing glasses or contacts but mostly contacts
Pidge’s style is definitely K-Pop Idol
She’s a great dancer and does tons of flips 
Everybody loves throwing her in the air
Pidge is in charge of all music and technology and such. Everything must be run by her  
She adds the best effects to performances and is constantly praised
Pidge has social media too but it’s limited to Twitter and Instagram
Her livestreams are by far the fan favorite
It’s full of her pulling pranks and giving sneak peeks into practices and making bets
“Lmao ten bucks Lance is gonna be tripped by Allura”
He is, in fact, tripped by Allura
“You all owe me at our next concert
She films bloopers for the YouTube page
Most of the bloopers are of her and Keith screaming about aliens and Shiro favoriting her
Sometimes it’s Matt being an idiot
One time she temporarily dyes her hair a pastel green color
She loves it
Keith
Like Pidge, Keith doesn’t sing much. He mainly aids in choreographing performances
He’s been perfecting his dancing for years and has the smoothest rhythm 
When he does perform, Keith’s specialty is P!ATD
He’s emo okay
And Brendon Urie is his first celebrity crush so why not pay tribute to him
Keith gets an undercut with Pidge
It’s not his favorite style so when he grows his hair out again he grows it out long
Longer than originally
Keith’s makeup is limited to eyeliner done by Shiro
His outfits have to be the exact ones in all of Brendon’s videos
“You guys don’t understand if I don’t have the top hat and red suit how can I do “I Write Sins Not Tragedies?”
“Keith, you’re going overboard”-Lance
“You have N O ROOOM TO TALK”
When doing interviews, he also has the KPop Idol look
It drives the fans insane
He secretly loves the attention
He probably has the loudest songs out of everyone but he appreciates it
Everybody loves dancing to his choreography
He doesn’t like social media but still has a Tumblr and Instagram
They aren’t for the group though they’re for his conspiracy theories
Pidge Co-runs the tumblr account and has her own cryptid Insta
His live streams consist of the group cryptid hunting together 
If he does post to the group’s YouTube account it’s for cryptids or a sneek peak of some choreography
Sometimes he lets Lance do his makeup and post it on the channel
He loves to choreograph for Lance specifically because it always somehow involves him
Partition is probs his favorite too for obvious reasons
Shay
Shay’s the universal rapper of the group though she mainly does Drake
Shay just seems like a Drake fan so-
Still she does other rappers since she isn’t very picky
Shay’s outfits mirror Drake as well, though adding her little twist and touches to them
Most of the time Lance and Allura help her with clothes
Her makeup always deals with earth tone or stars there is no in between
She lives for glitter and small jewels
And she’s always wearing a necklace and earrings
Shay’s flow is even better than Hunk’s can you believe it
Hunk can
ANYWAY
Shay loves collaborating with others, specifically Hunk and Allura
She’s very loud and boisterous on stage but off stage she’s kind and quiet
Kinda like that friend who’s very meek in public but wild at parties with close friend
Very passionate about her dream
She’s also in charge of keeping everybody on schedule because nobody follows schedules like she does
Sometimes she’ll do small rituals to ensure good luck for performances
They have yet to fail her
At interviews she’s always really peppy and happy to answer questions
One of the fans asked if  she’s dating Hunk
“Oh no, I’m just a rock he admires very much”
The crowd is confused but the group gets it and starts picking fun
Shay bonds with everybody on the team and it’s great 
She and Matt talk about space for long periods of time on end it’s crazy
With Shiro it’s how pretty Allura is and how much he wants to fling himself into the sun
Also about the other team members
Allura literally politics and makeup and 
Lance it’s Spanish dancing and the ocean
Keith it’s Lance and like random shit
“What if Coran was in a gang”-Keith probably
“Dude,,, we have to investigate”-Shay
Hunk it’s lovey couple stuff and rocks and food and really cool movies
Pidge it’s plans for the next concert
Coran it’s schedules and stories
She loves having such a big and supportive family
Shiro
Bruno Mars. That’s it.
Shiro bops to Bruno Mars like it’s his religion 
Wears rolled up sleeves and jeans with sneakers forever 
His eyeliner is sharper than everyone elses and he takes pride
Fans eat him up
They love his “dad-like” personality
Sometimes some of them bring him cookies and such backstage
He takes them because who passes up free food??
Seems like dad, is actually 12 
Seriously, he causes most of the food fights 
And he’s always making bets with Pidge and Matt
But he’s still responsible when needed
He does his own choreography and everything what a man
Once he did a split in the middle of Uptown Funk and everybody lost their shit
Even the group
They just all started laughing while Shiro continues to strut his shit
Shiro’s snapchat is full of videos of him and the team
Half the time he’s screwing around with Matt
Other half he’s posting death jokes
Nobody is phased by this anymore 
They’re so used to it
“I want a light to fall from the cieling, knocking me out instantly”
“Yeah Shiro we get it you wanna die now help me stretch”
He probably has the most questions asked at interviews
Most of them are “Will you be my daddy”
“…I’m everybody’s dad”
“But only Allura’s daddy”- Lance
“Say your goodbyes to Lance because he done fucked up, kids”
His favorite album is probably 24k Magic bc he feels fly as fuck
Imagine him proposing to Allura with “Marry You”
Everybody knows except for Allura and she literally sobs when he gets down on one knee and pulls out a ring
It’s epic
Pidge once suggested putting a confetti canon in his prosthetic
Although he would like to Allura said no so-
He still does it anyway
Matt
Matt’s a fucking Meme
He handles booking places and unwanted press
And he co-owns the YouTube Channel with Lance
The place is meme central nobody can believe it
He also has a snapchat and Twitter
Live streams happen every week
Most of the time he’s just screwing around the tour bus/ hotel rooms it’s hilarious really
He dresses like a tired college student all the time it’s great
He’s friends with everybody
With Shiro he’s literally goofing off half the time
They rival Hunk and Lance for best bros of the year
Half time time his story is filled with ugly pictures of Shiro
With Allura he’s spreading Shiro gossip and doing her hair
Lance + Matt = Hardcore memes and suffering
Pidge it’s the normal sibling stuff
He once picked Pidge up and threw her
“Y E E T”
Hunk it’s techno stuff and like animals
Keith it’s sharing stories about Shiro and how he’s not from this planet
They plan “experiments” to expose him for the alien he is
They fail
With Coran he helps to clean everything because these people are pigs it’s terrible
And when he’s with Shay they’re literally memeing together but on a lower scale
He helps her withh her style and stuff
When Pidge is on stage he’s handling the lights and shit
One time he got stuck in the lights for the whole concert
When asked where he was, he fell straight into Shiro’s arms
Shiro dropped him
Makes the most jokes
Coran
Team Aunt
Takes the group out for victory dinners
Buys sweaters for everyone
Let’s you do whatever you want as long as it’s legal
Because he’s a retired dancer he’ll step in sometimes and lend a hand
Cooks when Hunk doesn;t
And it’s not bad
But Hunk is just better sorry Coran
The group’s body guard
Literally he dropkicked a loser for eyeing Pidge the wrong way
“Coran was that necessary”
“Not but, as Lance would say, it was dope”
Groan
He also handles press coverage and makes sure all venues check out before Matt goes to book them
Lance is his favorite and it’s insane
Lance: “Hey Coran can I have like fifty dollars?” 
“Of course!!
Allura: “Hey Coran can I borrow 20 dollars”
“Sorry I don’t have any money.”
Will treat everyone to a shoppinf spree every once in a while
Loves everybody like they’re his own and assures parents that they are Okay and In Good hands
Also almost blew up the tour bus and ran like three red lights
Extras
Lance, Shay, and Allura went through a KPop phase
BTS, EXO, GOT7, Red Velvet, MAMAMOO, TWICE, BLACKPINK
They freak out all the time and scream
Meanwhile Keith and Shiro are KPop veterans
“Hah, losers.”
One time they all learned the choreography to “Monster” and posted it to the YouTube channel
Matt sat in the background and screamed random things
Slumber parties all night every night
When they tour they literally get one giant hotel room
Couples each get an hour to themselves throughout the day and then they meet at night to sleep
It’s not even sleeping it’s taking ugly pictures and face masks and nightly rituals and love
They wake up: Shiro, Coran, Shay, Allura, Pidge, Keith, Hunk, Lance, Matt
They go to sleep: Coran, Hunk, Matt, Keith, Lance, Shay, Pidge, Allura, Shiro
Every award they win everyone’s family comes together and they have a very large dinner
The group is called Voltron (how original lmao)
Fans are part of the Voltribe 
I’ll add more if I come up with anything else
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