The trolley problem but there’s no lever so Miles O’Brien gets run over anyways

I've solved the unsolvable trolley problem!

It's simple really.

The eagles take the trolley to mordor

My dissertation was on Just War, but I cited the Batman Encyclopaedia just the same. At some point, demanding to keep your own hands clean in the face of preventable human misery is just indefensible.

And Batman doesn't even need to kill the Joker, he has batfam lining up around the block willing to do it! But he'd rather batarang his lost Robin than let the Joker stop hurting people.

Anyway, 14 years after graduation I realised their toxic relationship is the definition of a comic book version of the trolley problem.

Eddie: All I'm saying is if it comes down to getting only Evan's order right and getting it wrong for the rest of yall, I'd make sure my boyfriend gets his double pump extra whipped cream pumpkin spice soy latte. Chimney: That's kind of fucked up. How could you live with yourself after that kind of decision? Eddie: With a smile on my face after getting a very appreciative thank you kiss from my boyfriend.

oh here it comes. this time of the year. missing anders dragon age season

sometimes a woman hurts every man she meets because her true soulmate is a 7 ft tall giant snake alien with 8 heads

i'm not explaining this one. have at it

wrooooonnnngggg leeeevvvveeerrrrrr…..

we should have known - he's a total utilitarian

i love when you do personal blendings!! i'm glad you still find joy in this process :)

Five Innocent People are being blended!!

You can actually save them this time!!

However, there is a catch.

In order to stop me from pressing the button, you have to blend This Innocent Man.

That’s right, YOU must be the one to push the button and take This Innocent Man’s life if you want me to spare the Five Innocent People.

Time Travel AU The Trolley Problem master post

Since I'm going to be posting this serially on tumblr until I figure out a good name for it, I'm gathering all the links here.

Summary

Steve Harrington goes to sleep sometime after the apocalypse and wakes up in October of 1983. He remembers what’s going to happen. No one else does.

Part 1: Pancakes Part 2: The Bet Part 3: The Game Part 4: High School Part 5: Nancy Part 5.5: Robin Part 6: Jonathan Part 7: Dad Advice Part 8: Back to School Part 9: Spinning Eddie a Story Part 10: Failing to Convince Eddie Part 11: Eddie Reconsiders Part 12: The Sword Part 13: The Book Part 14: The Plan Part 15: School Daze Part 16: Fight with Carol and Tommy Part 17: An Attempt at Reconciliation Part 18: Sunday Part 19: The Demogorgon Part 20: Finishing the Fight Part 21: The Party Grows (apparently I posted this on December 3rd and forgot to make a note of it. I've screwed up the posts entirely. This is what I get for not keeping up with my notes.) Part 22: In It For Real Part 23: A Hasty Exit and a New Plan Part 24: Monday Part 25: The Party Part 26: The Wizard and The Paladin Part 27: The Storm Part 28: Eleven Part 29: Tuesday Part 30: No Quick Breakfast Part 31: Wayne Part 32: Trap building Part 33: The Ambush Part 34: The Pool Part 35: Heather's Party Part 36: Chief Hopper Part 37: Clean Up and Deal With It Part 38: Wayne Returns

This is now up on ao3 under the title The Trolley Problem

the ancient trolley problem (circa 2023)

now we’re about to hit the “find out” part of “fuck around and find out”