nandor flying to outer space to impress guillermo
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What We Do in the Shadows is THE most show ever. Hands down. It's about a polycule. There's barely a plot. The lore is both intricate and contradictory. The characters serve cunt 24/7. It's been five seasons and they've gotten nowhere. It has a budget of $5. No one kisses on screen but they fuck nasty at least once per season. Doug Jones is in it. It's based on the most pirated movie of 2014.
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graduated from the university of servitude with a masters in cuntonomics and a phd in slayology.
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The whole vampire household has been touting how Guillermo is “just Nandor’s familiar” for over 4 seasons now. And even at the beginning of this episode, Nadja says it again! She says, “why don’t you take him to urgent care, Nandor, he’s your familiar.”
But once Nadja gets him to urgent care, and the vampire doctor says he’s going to put Guillermo down, she immediately says, with no hesitation, “You can’t do that! Because…because he’s OUR familiar!!!!”
Not just Nandor’s. OURS. And then she proceeds to fuck up that entire clinic to save Guillermo, to protect him and bring him home, even after learning about him being turned already. That’s the good found family shit right there.
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"I suppose with the right company, it can be beautiful, this eternal existence."
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Cold war in Staten Island
Stickers, prints and Hawaiian shirts available at my Etsy shop!
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wwdits really went from 'vampires don’t care for their familiars at all and will never turn them' to 'it's the greatest humiliation for a vampire to have their familiars get turned by another to the point they have to commit murder-suicide.’
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nandor never beating the "doodles mrs nandor de la cruz in hearts all over his notebook" allegations
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laszlo figured out how to walk in the sun without dying and the first thing he did with this discovery was go to the beach to terrorize teenagers and fish, and draw a penis in the sand
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i thought up a meme and my wife made it for me, thank you @duerede
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