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emry-stars-art · 5 months
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kandrew for 6 or 7? if you feel like it! ❤️ (@stabbyfoxandrew)
Knocking out a couple requests in one, the common number between them is 6! You can decide in your imaginings if this is a bonk or a kiss 😌
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Requests are open until the end of Dec ‘23 💕
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tiredassmage · 3 months
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2, 3, 4, 5, 18 (if your OC was an NPC) for Alucren (and free pass to talk about other OCs if you want :D)
crawls out of the abyss. I said one day, one day I'll work through some of my backlog, slowly. so. I'm gonna finally attempt to wrestle with this one, lol.
[oc as nps]
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hands u new alucren screenshot as collateral for takin so heckin' long kladnflkadsfl
2) Would they be a class specific character? & 3) When would you recruit them?
Stabbing at both of these because I think the answer feels cleanest when I tackle it together. For all the time I've left this stewing at the back of my brain, I have yet, at least, to come up with an idea that gave me a strong opinion on class specific, but I do figure Alucren for being the type to only hang around fellow Imperials in the long-term. And that... inclines me towards saying he's a latecomer as far as an NPC, particularly a recruitable one.
And to take the excuse to ramble a bit about characters for that (and we'll go ahead and use that as a cut queue, too):
He's... stubborn, is the simplest way to say it. Raised in the Imperial system and deeply strict about his adherence to it, to go a bit further into it. And it's really not until Fallen Empire and Eternal Throne, where the entire order of the galaxy is sort of challenged by the presence of Zakuul as a major third power, that Alucren really... isn't given any other option but to face his own music and reflection in the mirror and actually... do a bit of reflection and reckoning with it. It's a little a lot maybe to dig into without also digging out a pegboard and some string to explain different versions of events with other ocs and characters and all that to explain, but the short version is, essentially, even though Alucren ultimately gets to a place where he's more comfortable in a scenario like the Alliance and willing to have those sort of cross-faction relationships despite differences in opinion and all that, it requires... a lot of self-realization first that Alucren's... really slow with and frankly pretty uncertain about, which I think I'm gonna pick back up on again for 18, so stay tuned, but.
Again, attempt to do a long thing short, he comes around a bit better to change, but it doesn't change his sense of place. His home is the Empire, and Alucren's core values... really boil down to family, and his concept of duty and honor in... sometimes a bit of a nebulous, conflicting order despite his performances and gnashing teeth to the contrary and that... means he won't leave. Any partnership sort of outside of that typical binary isn't meant to be long-term to him. He's... really not sure how to mentally explain it to himself, let alone justify prioritizing it over what he's built his life on, quite frankly, but don't tell him I told you.
4) Where would you recruit them from? & 5) What would their recruitment mission be?
Okay, so this part might have been the one that gave me the most trouble from this list (probably because it's hard for me to separate them, again >.> lol). I think the most interesting options for his recruitment would probably involve a few creative liberties with how things go in-game. Not to get too double-dipping ahead of myself, but his role is... a little difficult to define because he's not... in one that particularly. fits him. Just because he served as a Cipher doesn't mean he was ever an ideal fit for the role. But it was where he was needed - at least to be a body in a role, to fill a gap or what have you, and Alucren's raising and training requires of him to serve where he is needed by his Empire.
It's fairly likely he arguably remained in some sort of capacity with Sith Intelligence through its incarnations over the events of Ziost and into the events of KOTXX, so one of my thoughts as far as earliest appearance was maybe on Iokath as far as substantial interactions go, but... now that I've mentioned Ziost, it's possible he could've made at least a brief appearance or mention as one of the holdover assets from Imperial Intelligence. I do think he spent probably a fair amount of time working closer to home, so to speak, in between vanilla and more recent content, left to his own devices though...
Anyway, the other consideration that comes to mind is something a lot more recent - maybe tied somehow into events with Elom and Legacy of the Sith. I do think Alucren's... let's say... brand of loyalty was arguably liable to get him into something like hot water with one Sith lord or another sooner or later even if we take out the elements of him that have become so interesting to contemplate when he's around the events of Cipher Nine and Darth Jadus, so it's possible that kind of experience or that kind of relationship and owed loyalties would put him in play as an agent potentially acting on the behalf of a specific benefactor maybe even in addition to his interests as a loyal Imperial operative. His previous roles with more diplomatic and expansion roles prior to his experience as a Cipher may actually make him quite interesting to introduce as an agent for Darth Xarion's interest in the Alliance. As for the nature of that interest, is he possibly there to investigate for anyone suspiciously against the Empire's interests..? Maybe so. Or if the Commander is in more full cooperation with the Empire, he is surely there to simply facilitate a better relationship between merging parties. And help with security risks.
Certainly. Right?
In either case, it's likely less that he has a specific mission which you have to recruit him in so much that he is... introduced during one of the group cutscenes and maybe has a one-on-one interaction with the Commander after where he explains more of his role and offers his services on behalf of his superiors. Think a bit more functionally sort of how Anri and Tau have been so far, though possibly as a bit more permanent resident of the Alliance base with a posting for this particular engagement.
18) If they are recruitable in vanilla story, where are they during KOTFE/KOTET? What are/were they doing?
So, I did say I would push off his involvement, but that doesn't mean I don't have thoughts about this, lol. Some of this comes up a bit in the piece I wrote for him and Taizi (blorbo from friend's brain @hyrohkaah fame) reuniting actually during KOTFE, but I also wanna steal the opportunity to speak a bit more generally about one of the, like, catnip pieces about Alucren, to me.
And it's that Alucren is... afraid. Despite appearances, despite the kind of proud stallion act about him, a lot of it is... uncertainties and fears. And one of the interesting contrasts between him and Tyr because I love making contrasts between them - it is how I started Alucren, after all. To take things that were so integral to Tyr and... wonder what kind of character I'd have if I flipped his core values.
So, Tyr is... Tyr is so fucking ride or die. To a godsdamned fault. Quite possibly to the detriment of his own health. You'll see it in his loyalties, his justifications, the way he wears his service with Imperial Intelligence still as a badge of honor because his loyalty was to people like Keeper and Shara. Tyr doesn't give up on them because he never feels they give up on him. When Tyr says, Imperial Intelligence never betrayed me. He believes it. In the ways that matter, he believes they haven't. Keeper didn't. Shara didn't. Ardun Kothe, even, he... doesn't hold a grudge with - hell, even respects, still - because of this kind of loyalty. And Tyr... doesn't exactly have a lot of people on that kind of list. He doesn't have a lot to lose, and what little he does have is worth giving everything, to him, to fight for. He's willing to burn himself at both ends for that, to keep deconstructing himself and bending his own boundaries so someone else doesn't have to. Tyr's grounded by people that are close to him, but he's also... an idealist. As much as he doesn't realize it. He's someone capable of striving for ideals.
And... the short way to sort of say of Alucren is that... that isn't... him. Ideals and big overarching pictures just don't have as much sway on him. I've already said he's loyal. Both of them have areas where they are stubbornly loyal. And Alucren and Tyr butt heads sometimes because those areas don't always overlap.
Alucren has three older sisters that were and are dearly important to him. He grew up very close with them. Family, as was already mentioned, right? And... he has a strong sense of duty. He has a strong sense of how he was raised, and what he should value based on that experience, that more fairly-off background with a successful Imperial lineage as his backing. Change is... a lot bigger to him. He's a lot more likely to balk at it. It's... intimidating. Alucren isn't... an agent of change, in that sense, where Tyr is. Tyr is... a lot more ready to jump in because Tyr doesn't have that sense of place to lose. Alucren still has an attachment to an identity that existed before his role as a Cipher. He's got things and people that he's... not ready to lose.
Which is all just... a lot of build up to say Alucren's not the first person that would've been looking for the Outlander. Even if they had been close. When the Empire, when his superiors, say they're dead, when the threat of Zakuul is already so close as to have been the attack on Korriban, that attacks on Dromund Kaas, the blockades, all the other tensions implied during the five year period the Outlander is in carbonite... Alucren goes back to Dromund Kaas. He goes back, at least on paper, to be closer with his sisters, to keep them safe. Because he has a duty or responsibility or however else he decides to dress it up on that particular day to protect the Empire, to protect home.
But it's also... because a lot is changing. Zakuul is... upending a lot of what he knew. A lot of that sense of place, a lot of that identity he clung to in his loyalties.
And it's not just "former" Republic personnel being involved that make him hesitate to join something like the Alliance. He very likely wouldn't join the Alliance at all unless someone he knew and cared for was there and had a strong enough conviction in its need to exist and its purpose to argue for him to join them. (Tyr, for example, to go back to the fic, really only gets him there because its Taizi. And Tyr very nearly doesn't manage it. Because Tyr and Alucren have different values and Tyr argues from his understanding of his own. But... for as much as Tyr and Alucren have going on as a pair directly, Tyr's... Tyr would have a hard time convincing him to show up, based on their own relationship. If that was all they working on, but I'm. getting off-topic.)
ANWAY. THAT is all just. a long-winded way to explain that he's back on Dromund Kaas during probably a fair portion of the five year gap and at least the early parts of KOTFE. He might have had some few assignments to take him out to investigate any Republic process during that time, but he asked in his reassignment to stay closer to be with his sisters. And a lot of that time is... him trying to stick to those core three values and... also figure out what they're going to look like in a galaxy that's changing because of Zakuul's presence. Having to grapple with the real implications of his loyalties and his values and what's it all really mean, is this truly important to him, how much of it is all a mask..? All those kind of questions he never really gave himself time to sit with in the thick of a career in Intelligence. Some of it gets reaffirmed, some of it involves some realizations on areas to maybe be more open to change, if not... get ready to actually make those changes...
Which... wow, turned into a whole ramble uhm. >.> Ahhem. I give him a lot of shit for being my fucked up lil guy who is a lil like a bag of marbles dropped across the floor, but he is... he is also just. sometimes my soggy cardboard box guy. And he does some growth in there. Just a lil bit though don't inflate his ego too much.
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greatshell-rider · 2 years
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my biggest headcanon about marlovans (at least ones who live in castles) is that, due to running up and down multiple flights of stairs every single damned day! without any mention in the text about them getting out of breath yknow! (and this includes non-servants yknow. everyone just does this! nyoom!), is that, on average, they have THE most sculpted legs and ass out of everyone in the entire continent
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hatchetsfield · 1 month
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@dorkustm ➽ “  you do realize you don’t have to do this alone right?  ” @ ruth!!
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𐃈 𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐞’𝐬  𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬  𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞  𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦  𝐭𝐨  𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞  𝐡𝐞𝐫  𝐢𝐧  𝐚𝐧  𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐞  𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭  𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐡  𝐰𝐚𝐬  𝐧𝐨𝐭  𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐫  𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡.  one  that  was  warm  and  validating  and  kind,  all  things  ruth  was  not  often  given  —  and  as  such,  all  things  ruth  had  convinced  herself  she  was  unworthy  of  receiving.  
when  ruth  had  told  her  friends  that  she  would  be  performing  a  monologue  in  her  theater  class’  small  production,  she  hadn’t  expected  any  of  them  to  really  even  care,  much  less  come.  her  own  parents  hadn’t  —  with  her  father  being  too  busy  with  his  self-tape  auditions  that  he  would  be  self-submitting,  and  her  mother  not  coming  on  the  off  chance  that  her  father  would  be.  
so  when  peter  spankoffski  had  found  her  backstage  in  the  beginnings  of  a  panic  attack,  with  a  poorly  printed  playbill  in  his  hand  (  they  used  the  old  beat-up  printer  and  cheap  ink,  and  it  showed  in  the  way  the  text  smudged  against  the  paper  )  𝘁𝗵𝗲  𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻  𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁  𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲  𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺  𝘁𝗵𝗲  𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁  𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁  𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗲,  𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁  𝗵𝗲𝗿  𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱,  𝗵𝗮𝗱  𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲  𝘁𝗼  𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵  𝗵𝗲𝗿  𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺  𝗵𝗮𝗱  𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗻  𝗽𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲  𝗶𝗻  𝗵𝗲𝗿  𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆.  suddenly  able  to  breathe  properly  and  have  a  heart  rate  below  130,  ruth  spills  her  guts  about  her  fears  that  she’ll  get  on  stage  and  freeze  or  puke  or  totally  bomb.  ( ❛ i’m  schvitzing,  pete!  i’ve  got  schvitz  in  my  pits!  ❜ )  
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ruth  had  not  been  anticipating  his  support  in  the  form  of  his  very  presence,  let  alone  in  his  words  of  reassurance.  𝙞𝙩  𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙩  𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚  𝙩𝙤  𝙧𝙪𝙩𝙝  𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣  𝙖𝙣𝙮  𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙜𝙪𝙚  𝙤𝙧  𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙡𝙤𝙦𝙪𝙮  𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙  𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨.  
❝  i,  uh,  appreciate  it  pete,  but  it’s  a  monologue  .  .  .  you  know  .  .  mono  .  .  .  one  .  .  solo  .  .  .  alone  .  .  ❞  
ruth  clears  her  throat  awkwardly,  ❝  but  uh  -  that’s  my  fault,  i  never  explained  all  the  theater  terms  and  stage  lingo.  ❞  ruth’s  eyes  dart  towards  the  stage  entrance,  and  she  gulps,  before  turning  to  pete:
❝  so  they’re  gonna  have  the  curtains  drawn  during  my  monologue  for  the  backdrop,  you  know,  for  dramatic  effect?  anyways,  if  you’d  maybe  wanna  stand  behind  them  when  i’m  performing,  then  it’ll  be  like  you’re  right  there  on  stage  with  me,  and  that  i’m  really  not  having  to  do  my  monologue  .  .  .  mono.  ❞  𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑  𝚊𝚗𝚡𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢  𝚛𝚞𝚋𝚜  𝚊𝚝  𝚑𝚎𝚛  𝚊𝚛𝚖  𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎  𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐  𝚝𝚘  𝚏𝚒𝚡  𝚑𝚎𝚛  𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚐𝚎𝚊𝚛  𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑  𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚢  𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜  𝚊𝚜  𝚜𝚑𝚎  𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚜  𝚊𝚝  𝚙𝚎𝚝𝚎.  ❝  i  mean,  that  is--if  you  wouldn’t  mind,  and  all  .  .  .  .  ❞
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dxxth-gxd · 4 months
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tfw you're so exhausted you legit forgot to change the person's @ for... A few hours.
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bones-of-a-rabbit · 8 months
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Moon tries to bond with Readerbot, and it goes... surprisingly well?
(there was gonna be an extra two panels to this where moon says 'hey' and when readerbot turns their head he leans his head forward to 'kiss' them and the lil sound effect is either 'bonk' or 'boop' but i scrapped the idea bc this vers of Moon is way too nervous n shy to try n be smooth abt anything lmaoooo)
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bowieandqueen11 · 2 years
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Dating Dream of the Endless Would Include...
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Thank you all so much for being so sweet about my last two Dream headcanons, here are the dating ones to complete the set (and also the longest ones)!
Also shock horror I know, but I still have about three episodes of the show left so sorry if this is suddenly very out of character lmao I just love him to the moon and back my petty king
This got much longer than I thought it would oops, so any and all comments are much appreciated!! Thank you ily guys I hope you liked my silly similes lmaoooo
(I do not own the Sandman or its characters, all rights go to creators. Gif credit goes to @thekingofkawaii.)
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Since people seem to love these opening sentences so much and I adore writing them lmao... Dream you pathetic ass cape draping eyeliner scrungle of a wet hissing cat, living for the drama dumbass with the smile of a brick I literally love you in every single way you are impeccable. He’s so stupid bless I want to bonk him with a baguette and give him a big ‘ol hug until he awkwardly shoves me off and mopes away. Well guess what sir, this time you are NOT running away from your feelings you’re happy and in love now biss so guess what you’re getting ALL the fluff ‘cause it’s what y’all deserve.
Dream introduced you to everyone as fellow ruler of his realm pretty much straight after your first kiss (my man intense). As soon as he took you by the hand and led you back to the throne room, his hands settled on your shoulders and turned you to face the erratic shards of the stained glass windows. ‘Everything I have’, you feel him whisper against your ear as soft as mist, ‘everything I am... it is also yours.’ He reaches round to tilt your cheek up, until the back of your head is flush against his chest and he’s able to run his finger down the curve of your neck. ‘If you so wish. I will be yours forever... in both dreams and the waking world. Wherever you need me, or want me. I will be there.’ 
To be completely honest, too many times he’s been afraid that you’ve still left him, so overwhelmed by everything. All that panic twisting in his gut, only to find you talking over Rose Walker’s dream journal in the library. You’re standing near ear to ear with Lucienne, the two of you bumping fingers and pouring over the contents to understand where exactly her poor brother is, the whole time Mervyn yapping at your side. I mean, they all adore you from the get go: they’ve seen over the last few decades how the mere thought of you has been the only thing stopping Morpheus from spiralling too far into despair. As soon as your feet stepped down onto the whirling sand, you were marked as a pretty integral part of the dreaming, human or not.
Plus, all the ravens that you’ve found encroaching on your roof and landing to hop on your shoulders in the waking world finally make sense. Lucienne was under strict orders to keep an eye on you, to make sure you were safe at all times.
Or you’ll wander off, and Dream will come sauntering away from the palace and down the winding path towards the House of Secrets, knowing from instinct that it’s where he'll find you. That same tide tugs him forwards forward into the suffocating mists, until he emerges in front of a pile of crumbling dirt and sees your smile alight the dusk, as piercing and ruinous as the sun. Goldie is perched upon your shoulder, squawking and sneezing into your eyes from time to time. You just laugh, and the sound is enough to double Dream over in grievous endearment. Abel is sitting by your right, still half-leaning in the pit as he giggles and continues his wild story about the King of Dreams from long ago. You turn around only when you hear a rare chuckle, finally spotting Dream standing with his eyes crossed behind you, and an amused eyebrow raised at you and your friends’ antics. 
You expect him to ask you to leave, or to at least lead you inside, but to your surprise he sweeps his coat behind him and takes a seat on the squishing dirt beside you. He doesn’t settle until he feels his knee rest against your own, doesn’t feel comfortable while Abel continues spouting his story, until you take his hand and cradle it in your lap. It’s cold, almost contorted like the first dawn’s mist against your skin, but even now it shakes in your hold. It almost makes you laugh: the mystical, awe-striking, beyond marvel King of Dreams so terrified of loving you that he’s shaking like a barn mouse hiding from the overwhelming world around it. The same man who had spent over one hundred years locked like a Greek statue behind solid glass, only to be finally brought to his knees by the one thing he could never escape: his soul’s serendipity. 
Eventually the clouds begin to roll over the stars, as if the sky’s painter had thrown buckets of brown paint over her canvas and left the streaks of ribbed sand to sparkle across the gloominess. Yet the King of Dreams just sits there, still as stone, not even daring to look down at you despite how much fondness tugs him too. Sometime during the night your head has fallen against his shoulder and you’ve fallen asleep against the warmth of his coat. He doesn’t want to move you, until eventually he leans down to kiss your head. He joins you in some of the sweetest dreams he can muster: the two of you lounging out amidst a field of flowers on the eve of spring. The firecracker reds and warm sugar plum violets frame his smiling face and the glimmer in his eyes as he lies admits the reeds, gazing up at you. He begrudgingly allows you to weave daisy petals into his hair, after a while of him running after you through the meadows and picking you up, holding you hostage in his arms until you promise not to tell his family about it.
Speaking of, when you eventually get to meet his sister Death, she loves you just as much (or even more) than her brother does straight away!!! She just immediately wraps you up in a big, excited, squealing, full body hug before tugging you off by the arm and leading you off towards the coastal market. She leaves a very confused and huffy Dream to fend for himself for a while, or perhaps gives him the time to visit his old friend Hob at the New Inn. She leads you to her favourite quaint ice cream parlour, where the two of you spend the afternoon sharing a sundae as siblings do, out on the arching thatch seats. Eventually she squints through the sunlight to look at you a little more seriously. ‘That’s the happiest I’ve ever seen my brother, like... ever I think! Thank you. No, seriously, thank you. He’s had enough time to sulk about, it’s good to see him look himself again.’
You and Dream reconvene in the square and spend the rest of the day feeding his treasured pigeons. He keeps looking at you out of the corner of his eyes with that twitching-lip smirk, with all the stars and constellations in the universe burning in them. He tries to be smooth, stealing a pinch of your baguette and throwing the crumbs at you, just to be able to wipe them off. His slender fingers brush over the pulse point on your neck like butterfly wings flitting over the dawning petals of a blooming rose. Then up to your chin, then gliding upwards till they’re hunched, tracing over the outline of your lips. Your heart fizzes as he leans down to kiss you for the first time ever in public, his frame shadowing you, yet bottom lip so welcoming and caressing as he brushes between your own. 
Too often has Lucienne walked into the throne room, only to have to clear her throat to try and get Morpheus’ attention. He has his coat wrapped around the two of you like an inky bat like cocoon, sitting together on his throne as you read through the latest census. He stops every so often out of wild amusement when you gasp and point out a new entity. In pride at how well accustomed you’re becoming to his work that he carefully kisses your forehead and leans his own against it. 
When it’s raining he’s the type to look confused at first as to why you’re shivering under your jacket and trying to run under London arches. Eventually it finally clocks in his head and he takes his coat off, holding it over your head during the whole journey to your destination, getting soaked himself by the smacking downpour nonchalantly. It’s a kind of second nature, to protect you, that he doesn’t even bat an eyeliner lined eyelid anymore. It’s innate and as natural, easy to him as dreaming.
Sometimes you’ll find Dream skulking around the palace steps like a disgruntled skunk recently kicked out of a bin, still upset after the events with John Dee. Lucienne and Matthew have attempted every possible solution to talk him out of it, but you’re the only one who can bring him back round. The only presence in any realm that feels more like himself than he does. The only one that understand his every idiosyncrasy, every twitch of his face, until you’re sitting by his side as one entity.  He’s too stubborn to ever admit it, but he does indeed like it when you trace your pointer finger down the tip of his nose before tapping twice against his lips as if mockingly chiding him. He always peers down above his bottom lashes with wide, almost crossed eyes as he tries to follow you, but it does ground him again. Eventually, without anything even being said, he groans and jumps up to a stand with a ‘thank you, you’re right... of course... my dream’, and then saunters off again as if he owns the catwalk.
He tries to take you out to visit other dreams, even though you’re still terrified of the waters. He slides his fingers between your own, pulling them up to rest above his heart on the docks. He carefully and calmly talks you through everything that’s about to happen, and how he will be in control of every whiff and whim that could occur. He’s still a dramatic ass though, so before he’s even finished counting down to one he’s pulled you off the decking and into the swirling depths. In the darkness, you grasp onto him like a lifeline as he pulls you further down into the macrocosm than you ever thought possible. 
It is worth it though... perhaps after a lot of snuggling and apologies from Dream. You end up in the dreams of young Irish man: one who hopes to become a zoologist after his time at university. You get to enjoy a peaceful night in a canopy beneath the stars, lying side by side with Dream as he points out the constellations that swirl gold like koi fish in the grand pond of the sky. He’s still not quite used to physical touch, which is why he seems to start and flinch back when you wind your arm to rest and rub above his abdomen. He’s spent so long... so so long never really getting much attention, or care from his family, so you’ll have to coax him into realising he can trust and relax in your presence. He does eventually let his guard down after a few hours of cuddles, until he eventually slides to sit up and falls dramatically over your knees. It’s the first time he’s ever allowed you to play with his hair, lying there in the darkness as normal lovers set alight do.
I mean, you’re family, right??? Dream begs you to come along to the family get together dinner (mainly so he can have a sparring partner of equal wit and finally get one up on his sibling Desire). He swaps the placards said sibling placed around the fire-lit table so you’re sitting next to him instead of Delirium. Between meals Dream takes your hand under the table and places it on his knee, stroking his thumb over your palm to try and calm himself down. Desire catches wind (thanks to an eagle eyed Despair), and makes some bitter laced remark with a growl of their lips, flick of their hand and sip of their red wine. This ends up with you lunging for him over the candelabra, with Death barely holding you back and Dream leaning back in his seat with a grin so wide on his face he looks like a smug, satisfied cat lmao
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glasswingowl · 1 month
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ep 7 spoilers under the cut
oooo snazzy new intro! love it
the fucking for rent banner lmao
OH
NORI MOMENT INCOMING
THE FUCKING SHADOW CLAWS SICK AS HELL
"get 048" awww friends :3
THEY KEEP THEM IN LOCKERS??
uh where did the sentinels go
oh you are so dead dude
OH THIS IS SO COOL
potential nori moment??? that's gotta be nori right??
hehehe crab
n instantly trying to go back for v ;-;
uzi ;-;
"robots like boxes, right?" tessa. bro. not cool.
oh SHIT
bonk
THAD AND LIZZY THAD AND LIZZY THAD AND LIZZY BELIEVERS WIN
v????
"i deserve this" n sweetie no!!!
oh not this again
AAAA-
THE FUCKING POSTERS-
????
OH. IT WAS THEM. THEY DESTROYED EARTH.
wait why didn't tessa mention this earlier? seems kind of important, no?
homegirls been taking flying lessons! good for her!
FUCKING NIGHTCORE????
oh here it comes. time to meet mama, uzi
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:O
"you look familiar" uhhh. that's not a good thing
"I'm looking for a hunk named Khan" CONFIRMED NORI EVERYONE STAY CALM
"HOW DO YOU KNOW MY DAUGHTER" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
oh it's just j. disappointing.
forgot how much i loved lizzy
Khan??
"MY WIFE"
"having interests beyond cannibalism and NIGHTCORE-"
i take back everything bad i ever said about khan he is the best
oh hey tessa's alive- what the fuck is she doing
SPEAKING OF PEOPLE WHO ARE ALIVE
wait wdym you don't know??
"not sure it needs you, buddy" what the fuck is that supposed to mean?
FNAF JUMPSCARE
YEVAAAAAAA
i'm choosing to believe that yeva is mute until proven otherwise
hand cutting again!! (is that meant to be a parallel to n and uzi? because if so...)
aww- o shit. well that explains that
I love nori. so much
poor doll.
y'know when everyone was coming up with predictions for nori's personality, i don't think anyone really guessed "AN EXACT COPY OF HER DAUGHTER" she even tells people to bite her!
i'm too lazy to copy the get a job stay away from her image just pretend it's here again
OH. OH HE JUST FKICING. well that's one way of picking a side
;-;- oh this is the hand scene wait no
SHIT
"your backups will forgive me" oh so he's just a plaything to her just like he was to tessa. man he just CANNOT catch a break can he
NORIIIIIII!
"you're frickin grounded" nori ma'am i love you
oh this is SICK AS HELL
slap
I HAVE TOO MANY THINGS TO DAY ABOUT THIS FIGHT SO IM JUST GONNA SCREAM AAAAAAA
THE CAMERA CIRCLING AROUND A CHARACTER DEFENDING THEMSELVES FROM PROJECTILES/ENEMIES IS ALWAYS COOL I DON'T CARE HOW MANY TIME I SEE IT
N-
N YOU FUCKIN DUMBASS
solvers hate her! free you daughter from possession by forcing her to confront her relationship with her sort-of boyfriend!
THE FUCKING DELIVERY ON THIS SCENE IM DYING
oh ;-;
wait. WAIT WHAT
OH GOD OH FUCK. YOU GUYS WERE RIGHT.
Y'ALL AREN'T ALLOWED TO LAUGH AT ME FOR MIXING UP TESSA AND CYN THAT ONE TIME ANYMORE.
i can't tell if this is an effective compromise for the whole "wanting to see what tessa looks like vs no visible human characters" debate
still, sick as hell, and very on brand for liam vickers.
OH SHIT-
LMAOOOO-
WHAT THIS? BY GOD, IT'S KHAN, LIZZY AND THAD WITH THE STEEL CHAIRS!
"prior hazard" yeah you'd know wouldn't you
MYSTERY FLESH PIT
OH THIS. THIS FUCKING SCENE
uh.
OH. OH. THIS IS A HALLUCINATION RIGHT-
AND IT ENDS THERE????
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zelreedsandwrites · 1 year
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(PLEASE correct me if I mislabeled your class lmaoooo as an ace bard I’m here for it)
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Listen I know people moved onto the tinder series (which is incredible can't wait for Johnny to reveal he got a discord kitten cuz tinder isn't working) but I'm still stuck on the sham marriage alejandro piece, literally my Roman empire for at least this and next week
And all I can think about is Rudy going through all the stages of grief at the wedding realizing Ale told him about the engagement before he told the bride
Anyways love the way you write, it's really soothing for some reason
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I'M SORRY THE DISCORD KITTEN THING IS SENDING ME LMAOOOO
Honestly, the sham marriage Alejandro one shot was really really fun to write, I had so many ideas that I had to cut it down extremely otherwise I would've easily written 5k words on it.
I didn't plan on writing a follow-up on it (but now I just might lmao) that being said I planned off the backstory and the consequences of the wedding, I will tell you this:
Rudy knew the entire time that Reader didn't know. In fact, he was the one who 'bonked' Alejandro in the head and made him tell Reader... (He's not innocent by any means LMAO)
I'm really glad you enjoyed it!
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[Video taken from sidon's porch: A shiny hisuian braviary is annoying sidon's alakazam. The alakazam hits the bird with its staff, then walks away. Almost immediately, a chaotic duo of sidon's 2ft gengar, Tiny, and mimikyu cross the alakazam's path. They get bonked and go on the offensive. At some point, alakazam mega evolves to beat them up. This pisses off the local bonded pair of samurott (one unovan, one hisuian) and causes a three way fight between the parties. It even spreads to Tapu Fini, who joins her fellow fairy type (mimikyu). Then, z power emanates from Tapu Fini and Mimikyu. They use Guardian of Alola and Lets Snuggle Forever respectively and destroy the competition. Then they all go back to doing what they were doing before when sidon runs out with revives and full restores]
Welcome to my life lmaoooo
(though I definitely fed the chaos with the mega evolution and z moves)
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ivorydice · 1 year
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heads up 7 up
Tagged by: @oftincturedwords (thank you!! <333)
Rules: post the last seven sentences from one of your WIPs! i’m not going to say it has to be the absolute last seven sentences you’ve written - just from something you’re still working on.
Note: I literally just started this on Friday night because I need a break from my main fics which all seem big and super angsty and are ganging up on me, and this fic is the dumbest thing I've ever written and I'm having such a blast with it lmaoooo here's a bit that keeps making me cackle
Good boy! Umbra’s tail thumps against the dock and he pants, enjoying the petting along his fur. It’s nice, it’s wonderful even, but it can’t last forever, and, sure enough, Lunafreya pulls away, getting to her feet with a soft sigh.
There's a sly glint in Pryna's eyes as she comes closer and sits, and her happy panting is a little too smug as Lunafreya approaches her. Umbra can see her tactics already, the way she’ll take advantage of his absence. Extra pets, extra treats! Opportunist! Scoundrel!
Tagging (with zero pressure): @promptos-barcode, @avianscribe, @kaelinaloveslomaris, @every-lemon, @quartzguts, @amiyade @breakfastteatime, @marmolita and anyone else who wants to do this *bonk* you're tagged!
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jadedharleys · 4 months
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i hate everything. good fic. im emotions but it's 1 am so im not smart enough to say them. and if you're reading this before like 6:30, 7 am go the fuck back to sleep ill bonk you over the head with something heavy if i have to
lmaoooo hi. vriska ruins me
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Yea it’s a mistranslation Here’s how it went down (I was there. I was the metal pipe)
Shin: 弟を救いたいんだ I want to save my brother.
Hobo: 譲ろうと思えば譲れる だが そんな事の為に力を譲れと?you want it? I can give it up, but I won’t for such a thing
Shin: “そんな事…?” “such a thing…?😡”
Hobo: くだらん ヒャッヒャッヒャッ absurd hyahyahya(mocking laughter)
Shin: だと? そんな事 what (do you mean)? “such a thing”
Hobo: オレはこの力が欲しくて欲しくて ”前の奴”を殺して・・・手に入れた I wanted this ability so badly…I killed the “previous guy” for it
*bonk* [IM SORRY LMAOOO]
Hobo: オレと同じ オマエは殺す事を選んだ Like me, you chose to kill
*more bonks* [LMAOOOO]
Hobo: 呪われろ!! 呪われろ!! (you’re) CURSED!! (you’re) CURSED!!
It seems like the hobo was mocking Shin to edge him into murdering him…and Takemichi had his ability handed to him(?)
-No.1
Yeah but the homeless guy still hinted killing was the way to obtain the time leap, even if he maybe didn't mean to that appears to be how Shinichiro took it. Since Shinichiro assumed he would leap straight after.
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kedsandtubesocks · 11 months
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👀👀👀💫💫💫
hehe...
NIKU!!! Why do I get the vibes that ur the gal at the sleepover that would make me a mix drink and not tell me it’s a gross concoction LMAO but wow I’m so glad ur here you little cute menace 💖
👀 - I honestly thought you’d send me truth or dare to pick but alas I am the fool and didn’t explain that better or aka clown behavior 101 honk honk 🤡
but I’ll pick truth so send me anything if you want dear Niku but instead i’ll instead ask you… a truth question heehee 👀
What writing piece do you feel most proud of and why!
💫 - I’m doing Gojo and I’m bonking you on the head you just gotta deal with it!!! So… the AU for GoNiku (yes that’s my ship name for y’all) is royalty AU, Gojo is a ridiculous prince you run into and don’t realize he’s a prince, he’s just this annoying loud guy who doesn’t see you when he rushes out of a store and bumps into you and you’re just a simple artisan who yells at him for making you drop your favorite book in the mud (he of course buys you a first edition as an apology) it becomes a whole whirlwind romance after that of him trying to romance you with extravagant luxury flowers or sweet treats while you try ignoring him as best as you can but princes always get their ways soooo 😌
These were actually so adorable wow I’m so glad you sent these in even if though I’m still bonking you on the head and making you eat all the left over gummy bear flavors I don’t like cause that’s true friendship LMAOOOO 🫶🏼💕💖
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zhongrin · 1 year
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happy valentine's day! 💚
i'll be here imagining zhongli bringing you sweets and coffee from the airport restaurants while you wait because ughhh periods. oh also, safe flight! ✈️
i have listened to the sfw version on yt the first time i read your "flowering" fic but hoooooo i am afraid to listen to the full version (but yes, yes i should, i see no way around it lmaoooo)
mmmm possessive dom yan!haitham... ok apparently i'm just. just. weak. soooo weak. help--
(blind date hmm? how about i be greedy and take both interpretations? /bonked)
we've got our snacks packed ("tell me you're asian without telling you're asian" challenge /hj), but he did buy me hot chocolate (i asked for coffee and he went "no dear, caffeine will worsen your cramps." smh /affectionate) <3
i have arrived safely, ty for the well wishes <3 <3
mei and risu being weak for their respective yan!doms 🤝
i mean no one can say that you can't so- >:))
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R I G H T?????
the smooth position switch, the spanking, the implication at the end.... hdifhdjfhsidhdlshd competitive al haitham and slightly domineering(?) zhongli..... ohhhhh goodddddddd....
AND THAT'S AZERU WITHOUT HIS NEW TRUE BINAURAL MIC!!!! COULD YOU IMAGINE THIS COMBO WITH HIS NEW MIC JAJDLSJSLDKDLSJD which reminds me i think he's currently streaming with that thing bc yk. valentine's day. ok brb imma hop in twitch-
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