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borgeslabyrinth · 4 months

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Ah, the familiar rage that one always feels towards the husband in a horror novel. I would simply tear this man apart limb by limb.

#i'm reading nestlings and the rage i feel towards reid is worse than the normal ''husband in a horror story needs to LISTEN TO HIS WIFE''#his life is so hard :((( his disabled wife is worried about his baby :((((( and she's such a disgusting burden to him #he won't even stop by the HARDWARE store for FIVE seconds to grab a screw so his wife can do her work from home job #he's the REAL victim despite him lying to his wife about the fact he lost his job because he cursed out his boss #(losing them the health insurance his wife RELIES UPON)#when he left a party hosted by a bunch of rich and famous people who live in the building having just had what he calls #the best day of his life #and sees his wife covered in dirt with leaves in her hair because her chair had fallen in the courtyard and no one heard her calls for help #so she CRAWLED home #this man had the nerve to say how much she disgusted him #oscar talks to himself #oscar reads actual books

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beanghostprincess · 1 month

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#HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST SNIPER IN EXISTENCE #everybody has to wish him a happy birthday #he's the love of my life #his b-day present is love and kisses and hugs #he deserves the world #april fool's shouldn't be celebrated when it's the pookie's birthday instead #one piece #usopp

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bluerosefox · 1 year

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Wrong Number AU

"I SWEAR TUCKER IF I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE "I WANNA END YOUR DAD, MARRY YOUR MOM, AND TURN YOU INTO MY EVIL STEPSON/HEIR AND IF YOU DONT IM JUST GONNA TRY CLONING YOU ONCE MORE" FRUITLOOP AGAIN FOR A SECOND TIME THIS WEEK I AM GOING TO LET MY ROUGES END ME, DONT CARE WHO, JUST GONNA LET THEM FINISH WHAT THE PORTAL ACCIDENT STARTED"

-sent by Unknown Number

When Jason Todd woke up that morning to check his texts. He wasn't expecting this.

When Danny sent that rant text to what he thought was Tuckers number (his old phone got smashed in a recent ghost fight, Sam gave him a new one she wasn't using, and Tucker was out of town for a while so he couldn't help Danny transfer his data yet) he wasn't expecting a rather cyptic response

"Wrong number kid. But just for my own curiosity and concern, who is and where can I find this Fruitloop? I just wanna have a chat with him."

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syn0vial · 6 months

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my gun-loving, car guy, "i'm the straightest man i know" brother who just finished baldur's gate 3 talking about astarion:

#astarion #baldur's gate 3 #we had a long conversation about the end of the game #mostly about astarion and karlach #he says he took multiple days to decide how to handle karlach's ending :`D #but i was just so amused by his reaction to astarion lol #he's like ''i loved my paladin's bromance with astarion! he's my best friend!'#and i was like ''oh that's nice i never even got out of neutral approval with him when i was playing paladin''#and he was like ''you can check characters' approval? o.O''#so while astarion was def his paladin's best friend‚ i'm not so sure his paladin was astarion's best friend if you know what i mean 😂#he was also unhappy that his character just let astarion run off at the end without trying to follow him and make sure he was okay #and at gale for making a snarky comment about it #he was like ''i should have let him ascend 😭''#''if this was real life i wouldn't just let my friend run off like that!''#also: ftr despite my facetious description above let it be known that my brother is the kindest most accepting brother a dyke could ask for #he just also has a lot of stereotypical ''straight guy'' interests

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allastoredeer · 2 months

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The Hotel Crew lost a bet and now Alastor has to be one of the Vee's for a day.

(Sorry if the image is fuzzy)

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hamable · 1 month

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WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #IM GONNA BE UP ALL NIGHT THINKING ABOUT THE HORRORS OF BARON TAKING THE FORM OF RIZ’S BEST FRIEND/MAYBE QP PARTNER AJBSBDJDJDK #LIKE IM LOSING MY MIND #he is ELATEDDD to be casting max damage on a PC rn #he’s having the best day of his life

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cowardlykrow · 3 months

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“H- Ah shit, goddamn it.”

#Ted Spankoffski #paul matthews #Twdlm #I feel like my Ted looks like Charlie swan and it’s ruining my life #that damn mustache #(affectionate)#the guy who didn't like musicals #digital art #digital drawing #art #Hatchetfield #Hatchetverse #Fanart #hatchetfield fanart #Starkid #I do genuinely believe Ted see's paul as his best friend... It's just Ted himself is a terrible person who would leave him to die regardles #but he still would go to work on an off day to print some papers for him?

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swampthingking · 27 days

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andrew’s definitely gotten in trouble with his pr manager for tweeting things along the lines of:

“no mania inducing medication will compare to the euphoria i will feel the day donald trump drops dead”

#pr manager is like: andrew… this is the last time i’m gonna tell you #andrew: whats the point of democracy if i can’t exercise freedom of speech #pr manager: andrew it’s no longer about your image #at this point we are concerned the fbi is going to show up #andrew: neil has connections. i’m fine #they thought marketing andrew on social media would be good #they were sooooo wrong #because now andrew has a place to share every insane thing he’s ever thought #for instance—a tweet that just says ‘an alien googling: human clothes’#he’s on there advocating for lgbtq+ youth you KNOW HE IS #he’s cursing and mildly threatening members of congress for imposing these disgusting bills #one day he tweeted ‘does mitch mcconnell know he’s dead yet’#when mitch mcconnell stepped down from senate andrew tweeted ‘hopefully next he steps down from life’#unsurprisingly: this endears him to some people and makes others fucking hate him #and he’s such a shit. he does not care either way #he’s kind of just like: pr manager. you gave me a twitter and told me to tweet. i’m just doing what you asked me #they’ve threatened to change his password so many times #they actually did once but andrew reported the account so many times for defamation and fraud that it got suspended #and he made a new account out of pure spite #his pr manager is like: andrew nobody is going to want to sign you because of your public image #and andrew is like: ?? ok. they can lose every game then #(he knows he’s the best goalie)#ok i think that’s enough for now. however i will probably be back #andrew minyard #aftg #tfc #trk #tkm #the foxhole court #all for the game

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jkvjimin · 13 days

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KIM SEOKJIN + music videos ↳ happy birthday, kayla! @cordiallyfuturedwight 🤍🌼

(beautiful background art made by @kithtaehyung)

#kim seokjin #seokjin #jin #bts #btsedit #seokjinedit #gif #userdimple #userkelli #usersky #annietrack #raplineuser #rjshope #tuserandi #useremmeline #usermaggie #dailybts #userbangtan #underbetelgeuse #hi kayla!!!! this is nothing compared to what you deserves but i hope this brings a smile to your pretty face #firstly i want to wish you the happiest of the bdays i've found in you someone who truly brings me comfort and happiness #u since day 1 was the most adorable and lovable person with me #forever grateful to bangtan to bring me someone like you into my life #you deserves nothing but the best because YOU ARE the best #i love you to the jin (moon) and back 🤍 the prettiest daisy of my flower field 🌼#the amount of times i've listened to awake while making this was crazy #i'm so glad to have you in my lifeeeeeee aaaa #what a lovely day the 24th april #this is prob not in the correct timezone but i'm going to celebrate your day in any time 🥳#*smooching you*

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freshgreenmilk · 10 days

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hi guys

#art #digital art #fanart #my art #cookie run kingdom #pure vanilla cookie #shadow milk cookie #crk #crk fanart #cookie run #shadowvanilla #vanilla milkshake #made this outta nowhere lol #pv is not having a good time loll #meanwhile sm is having the best day of his life

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year

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When you try to Manipulate and Manwhore yourself out of a situation, and end up a Malewife.

[First] Prev <–->Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #MDZS #season 1 #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #lan wangji #I too am extremely vulnerable by people 'yes-and'ing me when I say things I expect them to react the opposite way to #WWX thinking LWJ is the same easily flustered teen as he was 15 years ago is a huge blunder but you cant really blame him #LWJ had 13 years of character development while you were napping (ghost style)!!#it is deeply hilarious how this plan does the opposite of what he wants #playing checkers while LWJ is playing chess kind of moves smh #LWJ is having the best day of his life while WWX is trying to find a way to distract him so he can start eating the pieces as a last resort #On another note; sorry i forgot JC's bangs in his last appearances. They reattached themselves to his sticky forehead

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ahappyphjl · 3 months

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happy 37th bday @amazingphil 🫶🏻🎉 hope your day is full of cake, smiles, & good vibes!!

#phil day best day <3 #actually tearing up thinking about how my life and me as a person would be so different if i hadn't found his videos......#amazingphil #phil lester #phil 37 #mine #dnp #dan and phil #phil edit #dpgdaily

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milkcioccolato · 7 months

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"A Night Out" page 3

He is just SO HAPPY!

My sweet little boy!

AND THE BEST HAS YET TO COME!!!!!

#this is really gonna be the best day of his life #my boy is going to have it all #and he deserves it #milks artsies #star wars #darth maul #maul #jedi maul #jedi obimaul au #obi wan #obi wan kenobi #obimaul #a night out

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tittyblade · 1 year

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okay ive been thinking.

rb with your answer + what your interpretation of barbie/ken is

#mcyt #technoblade #OKAY this is really dumb but bear with me DBJSBDJ #(dont read my og tags before u vote i want to hear ur own interpretation!!)#to me a ken is like a himbo. just living his best life unbothwred #and barbie 100% knows what she wants and how to get it shes a capital g Girlboss okay #SO IM THINKING. techno’s obviously a barbie have you ever watched any of his videos #BUT AT THE SAME TIME. being a barbie all the time would be so exhausting youve got sm shit to do #so in conclusion i say. hes a ken that can be a barbie whenever he wants. will he be tho? who knows #depends on the weather or wether he took his adhd meds that day

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egophiliac · 10 days

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I've been following since the pony days, and even though I know nothing about TWST, I still like reading the funny comics you do about the anime Disney boys c:

I do miss Tim tho :(

thank you! :D :D :D I have NO idea how my posts must come off if you have zero knowledge of Twst (aside from giving an extremely biased view of what it actually is about) (guiltily stops drawing Lilia for thirty seconds). but I appreciate that people still find joy in them anyway!

and Tim still shows up every once in a while! perhaps even...somewhat recently? :)

#joseimuke games are serious business #tim is like vanilla extract #good in pretty much everything but best when used sparingly #for the uninitiated: tim is a little guy i draw sometimes! he has a rich and storied history behind him #which is to say he was a weird doodle i did once on a livestream and he has taken on a life and mythos of his own #as well as a tendency to appear when you least expect him #he shows up less these days but he's been seen hanging out in twstland a couple times :)#anyway it's been thirty seconds now back to drawing lilia forever

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blue-jos10 · 2 months

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i wonder how kevin's fitness-obsessed mind justifies his alcohol addiction

#kevin day #aftg #all for the game #like does he think as long as his hangovers don't effect his court time its ok?#that doesn't really fit with the idea that he's a health freak outside court too #like you're telling me he doesn't see the irony of counting calories in decimals then downing a litre of straight vodka?#or is he just so addicted he cant stop?#i feel like he'd go for rehab if he thought it would influence his long term playing but that doesn't seem to be on his bucket list #like i get he'd be hopelessly addicted at the nest but now that his future seems to have some light i'm not sure why he still lets his #addiction destroy him slowly when he's thankfully now adamant on achieving a livable life #idk if this makes sense or if its been addressed somewhere else before but yeah i was just wondering #also sorry if this is inconsiderate or ignorant as to how addictions work i don't know the best

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