List of “pov: your friends call you out for your undeniable feelings towards this one particular person” prompts
“You want them.” “…I do. Oh God, I fucking do.”
“So like… When are you gonna confess to them?”
“You’re folding so fucking hard for them and I’m here for it.”
“I didn’t know you were such a simp.” “I’m— what? I’m not a simp!”
“This idiot is so down bad, your honour.”
“Maybe it’s time you start asking what you guys are—” “Uh, yeah, no. Not right now, at least.”
“Damn, I’ve never seen you like someone that much.”
“The way you talk about them gives me the impression you want to eat them whole.” “That is not true—”
“You never talked about your ex-crush like this.”
“God, you’re so in love with them.”
“Someone’s in love—” “Oh my God, fuck off.”
“Remember to invite me to your wedding when you guys get married—” “Shut it!”
“Not you calling them a three course meal plus dessert. You have never talked about anyone like that, not even [insert ex-crush’s name].” (I have no shame in admitting I did, in fact, call him that HAFJKEBJEFN Like, he’s fine as fuck and I ain’t gonna sit here and act like he isn’t)
“You’re literally head over heels for them.” “I am not. Okay, maybe just a little.”
“So—” “Oh, I’m not in love. You’re not fooling anyone. If I hear their name coming from your mouth again—” “…I guess I’ll just shut up.”
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How I picture this conversation would go during the aftermath of the Brooklyn battle in the movie.
Context: *Mario and Luigi are sitting at the table in their families' apartment. Their mother and father listen in while Mario telling them the story, getting near the part of when the wedding took place*
M&L's father: "Wow! You guys went through so much in what, a day? I'm surprised you guys were still standing after all of that!"
Mario: "Yeah, getting that star definitely helped with our injuries. Especially with mine."
M&L's mother, putting a plate of hot food down in front of him: "Well, I'm just glad you boys are safe and sound. If I was there, I would have given that turtle man a piece of my mind for hurting you two."
Luigi: "I'm sure you would have, ma."
Mario: "No doubt about that. I feel like I'm forgetting something else that happened."
Luigi: "Oh yeah, I remember what you forgot. Mario had to put on a bear costume in order to save me."
Mario: 'blushes and coughs awkwardly while burying his head in his plate'.
M&L's Mom: "....he dressed as a bear?"
Luigi, nonchalantly while continuing to eat his food: "Yep. Looked all plush and cuddly, too."
Mario, glaring at him: "Lu..."
M&L's Father: "What? Why the heck did you have on a bear costume?"
Mario, through clenched teeth: "It was actually an animal called a tanooki, and it helped me save Luigi from certain death during the wedding."
M&L's mom: "Ooh! You guys were at a wedding? Was it lovely?"
Mario: "Well, we weren't invited per say. Luigi and the other captured prisoners were going to be sacrificed in "honor" for the wedding to commence, and I was fighting the Koopas in the kingdom below with DK. So, in order to get where they were, I had to get a power up that allowed me to fly up there just in time to save him."
Luigi, grinning smugly: "And he was this close to becoming the ring bear-er."
Mario: "Luigi, I swear..."
M&L's father: "What’s a ta-whoo-ki?"
Mario: "it's pronounced ta-noo-ki, dad, and it's a type of raccoon dog and -"
Luigi, without missing a beat: "And the only thing that he actually can live up to in his name now."
Mario: "Oh, will you SHUT IT?!?"
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Continuing to be back on my bullshit, I'm rounding out the year with the next installment of my Blue Beetle au nonsense or.
AKA @wazzappp 's Blue Beetle headcanons give me life and I'm yoinking them because. Everyone deserves a little body horror. As a treat.
(Well. Except for Oo'Li, by virtue of being the type of alien (yk more or less) that the scarabs are using for that sweet sweet basic DNA template)
Anyway, following my timeline of Jaime ending up with his second 'upgrade' after the reboot re: Khaji Da's last ditch effort to keep him from smashing into the ground of terminal velocity, Xiomara and Roma end up more buggified after their altercation with the Crimson Scarab in issue...2? I think, when their powers get drained, in the same vein of their scarabs getting inventive with ways for their hosts to defend themselves in power drain scenarios.
In keeping with their power-sets/specialities, Roma ends up with a scorpion-esque tail (yes ik that's not an insect but if she can manifest tentacles Im saying it counts) and retractable claws, while Xiomara has fully armored hands/gauntlets and extra insectoid legs
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[ID: Two traditional pencil drawings of The Spine, Rabbit and Hatchworth from Steam Powered Giraffe. Image 1 is of The Spine rollerskating as he flails his arms out to keep balance. He is wearing a backwards cap, crop top, and booty shorts with knee and elbow pads. Image 2 is of The Spine in the middle of Rabbit and Hatchworth, sighing into his hand. They sing to him cheerfully. Steam is coming from their face vents. End ID.]
> he should be SILLY. he should be BULLIED.
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Tim should call Kon to his room so they can discuss the details of their current mission, only to turn around and use his 'bed voice' to tell him to sit down on his bed. Kon's knees bend down immediately and he flops on the edge of the bed, mouth shutting up from his previous rambling about all the paperwork he had to read in favor of watching Tim as he positions himself between his legs.
"Don't move." He will order as he slowly, seductively remove each piece of cloth from his body to give his boyfriend a show. Kon will do just as he's told (because he knows what he gets when he's a good boy) and just stares with big, attentive eyes as more and more skin is revealed until his pretty, wonderful boyfriend is standing in only his tight boxers in front of him
Then, just as Kon feels all his blood running south and his mouth water at the sight, Tim is already turning around and dressing himself up with his battle suit with a speed that should be illegal to use after a strip tease. Kon has only time to frown in confusion before Tim is already at the door saying "now let's go" and leaving him alone in his room
And superboy can only bury his head in his hands, groaning to himself in self-pity because his super-good-boy-boner will not be rewarded this time
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How do you think Ichigo introducing Orihime to his family as his partner went ?
well, obviously she's been over many times before as a friend so yuzu, karin and isshin are very confused why ichigo is making such a big deal out of this and why he's threatening them (almost begging them) to be normal, but it goes fine. there's the usual kurosaki chaos, obviously, but having been over many times i'm sure orihime is used to it, and while ichigo pretends to be grumpy, he's happy too. there's a great fic by kay (sincere), whose orihime characterization i really like, and i think it's got some really wonderful moments that feel soooo in-character wrt orihime + ichigo's family, especially his sisters.
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