#take his ass to funny bone city!
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when you get 3 crime stamps, you get sent to the graveyard
#ghost trick#ghost trick phantom detective#cabanela#sissel#chulip#myart#pigeon guy#niche game crossover with another niche game. if u care#take his ass to funny bone city!#BONUS ART IN THE REBLOGSSS
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HIII OMG I haven’t had a good laugh in a while until i came across your fyodor’s sis dating dazai hcs IT GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR 😭 can i request for dazai’s sister dating fyodor if you’re up for it? fluff crack make it silly if you want i’ll enjoy anything from you for sure!!
"Dazai with a sister dating Fyodor!"
Sypnosis: Uh oh! Looks like Dazais one and only sister he grew up with is dating a rat who the entirety of yokohama is after!
Genre: crack, suggestive? (idk sth is wrong with me)
Warning: More blasting, bombing, terrorrist, rizz,
A/N: AHHH I AM SO HAPPY U ENJOYED IT- AND I AM MORE THEN HAPPY BCS I MADE YOU LAUGH !!! >.<
nahhh like brother like sister :/
NO BCS i feel like fyodor just wanted to temper dazai by using his ugly breedable charms on you
But it backfired terribly! (like his posture)
Though you were his one and oNlY eNeMyS blood relative he just couldnt help but flirt with you and perhaps ykyk do those romantic stuff ppl do
This is so ooc rn ;skull emoji 69x;
However you were extremly LIKE extremly careful to not let your brother know
You literly sneaked off the house as if you were sneaking inthe kitchen to cook a whole buffet at 3am!!
Except you were sneaking off to EAT a whole buffet😏😏
Even the rat himself helped you to sneak to his rusty ahh apartment
Wow! The first thing he actually did for others!!!!!
Honestly dazai would be chill though-
Like oh his sister is dating someone? welp sure! i have exes all around the city hope its not one of them though hehe...HeHe
FUCKING SLU--
You took the risk of rizzing fyodor up infront of him though like:
"I am crime, I am punishment" you: "I know something else you can punish :3"
Dazai woke back from the dead with em bones fish eye when u said that
AYYY DAZAI IN HIS MELANIE MARTINEZ "PORTALS" ERA!!!!1😍
When he find out though.....oh god hes going to give you that light skin stare, with his eyes turning into nothing but a pitch black void
like my soul-- OKAY THIS IS THE LAST ONE I PROMISE--
One day you met up with fyodor and you were so excited that you nearly threw his anemic ass to the ground
"Yaaaah fedya,!! we finally met! dont give me that face do u know how hard it is to come and meet you when my lazy ahh brother puts trackers on me!" "Malyshka, please calm down---''
All of a sudden u could hear shuffling which instantly cautions the both of you only for your eyes to be meeted with your brothers eye turning into nothing but pitch black like the face he gave when he saw mori
your getting grounded <3
"Out of all people...out of 8 billion people, sister😀" "I-i-i-i i can explain"
he then looked at fyodor with the ugliest angry face ever "YOU FUCKING RAT HOW DARE YOU WOO MY SISTER WITH FEHUYOUR UGFLY AHH RATUTILLIE NO RIZZ MANIUPULATION I AM GONNA BLAST YO-"
damn.. dazai become eminem
the shift mood between to u then to fyodor was so funny
LIKE YALL SAW THE ADVICE FYODOR GAVE TO DAZAI IN THEIR CELLS? THATS A BIT--- UM YANDERE??????!!
"BROTHER CALM DOWN I WAS NOT MANIUPULATED TF-" "THAT WONT STOP ME FROM MY MANSLAUGHTER ARC" "WHAT?--"
#siblinggoalsfr
fyodor honestly only glared at him with a smile that said "If they annoy you, go for their sibling"
dazai YANKED Your arm taking you back to you apartment and just stared at you as if you got a B in maths
uh oh...
So YEAH after hours of not being able to calm him down he finally accepted!
Dazai gifted fyodor a dead rat in a helicopter after he accepted you guys😍😍😍
No bcz i think u and nikolai would have matching energy--
Nikolai: "Dos-kun bites his nails!" You: "Real except he bites my neck!"
one day ranpo jolted up from his seat with fisheye and slowly turned to you as if you ate his (dead)mother
"Dazai Y/N, you did not..." "Oh yes yes i just did :3"
everybody was so confused like did you steal his snacks or sth???
"like brother like sister i guess...." -ranpo after finding out his bestie is doing unholy things to his enemy
JKJK-
Dazai acted so overdramatic omg- ugh hes so babygirl
"I still cant believe it... MY OWN SISTER DATING-DAT-DATING A STINKY RAT! Wait- WHAT IF YOU GET MARRIED???????!!!!! WILL YOUR NAME BE D-D-D-DOS-DOE RATVESKY?? sis you better let him take your name WAIT NO I WILL NOT SHARE MY NAME WITH HIM UGFYDUTYFE"
dramatic gossip girlie fr
like its literly like
"I took your victory😈" "I took your sisters viriginty😈😈😈"
i am so sorry-WAHHHHHHHHHH- *gets shot in the head by reader for being so dirty*
during gatherings, they just smile at each other protesting in their minds who can take care of u better while your in a chair rollin around and going :3
kuro kuro kuro kuroooo kuro kuro kuro kuro ding luro kuro ding~
until your silly ahh falls! :D
And its just a second of time to see who can cath you first-
Dazais going to turn your wedding into an arson commitment!
"Breaking news!, Depressed man who half the fandom slanders burns down his sisters wdding venue with soy sauce!"
Well... its a funky ride! but hey its fyodor
A/N: i know its short but i tried okay- ENJOY!! i love doing crack if i cant laugh or be happy i will make others happy!! <33
Divider crds: @nikolaismasquerade
tags! @silverbladexyz @riiwrites @chuuyasboner @heartsfourdazai @atlasnessie @atsquie @tojifile @biscuits-lovely-corner @darling--angst
#bungou stray dogs#sakira!#bsd#bsd x reader#bungou gay dogs#dazai#dazai x reader#dazai sister#dazais sister x fyodor#fyozai x sister reader#lol#bsd crack#dirty pick up lines
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hi!! i ummm wanna make a request for tk7 leo falling for a silly reader?? you know that kind of person who's doing silly things to the point of exasperation? but only leo thinks that way, everybody else is "meh" (originally i was thinking about donnie, but i think leo fits more in this... idk) anyway! have a good day!!!
hi! I hope this is what you were looking for or some degree of it! I tried a lot with this one lol
i also hc 2007 lovessssss dark humor idk why but its very fitting
TMNT Imagines: 2007!Leonardo x Reader: Comedic Genius
If its someone in this entire tmnt movie who needs to laugh- ITS LEONARDO
Because that man is so serious it irks me
Yes he has his lil laugh here and there but no
NO
So a funny s/o is something he needs
It’s an absolute must
You click with Mikey a lot, constantly joking around with each other and fucking around with Raph to the point where you had to hide from him for a few
In the beginning, everyone seriously thought MIKEY would be in a relationship first, with the way you bounced off each other so well
But let’s be honest, there can only be one extremely funny person in the relationship before you both tire yourselves out
Plus, you never actually see Mikey like that. He’s a fun annoying little brother to you
Now, you had your eyes on Leo
Who, in the beginning, did not have his eyes on you.
When he first meets you, he’s kind, because that’s the kind of turtle he is
It’s actually Leonardo that saves you in the beginning- as he decides to divide and conquer patrol that particular night, and he (just in the knick of time,) saves you from being cornered by a few gang members demanding money
He doesn’t reveal himself, but you’re joking about the situation and he can’t help but ask how you can be so unserious in such a serious situation
“I must really be the main character, huh?”
You’re right. You ARE the main character.
You make Leo chuckle for the first time, and when the rest of his brothers find him, Mikey can’t help but befriend you.
It’s not everyday they become friends with such an accepting human, and if you were being honest, you’ve seen uglier things in New York City.
Big turtles were nothing
You develop a crush on Leo after a couple of months of being friends with the turtles. It may be that you became attracted to his endearing savior complex, or that he was seriously cheesy, or that his dad jokes were absolute shit that only made Splinter laugh a few times here and there, but whatever it was you fell for it.
You keep this crush on the DL, not even telling your good friend Mikey- Lord knows that boy has a big ass mouth
Anyway, Leonardo.
He’s not so good at being funny? It’s not really his thing
He’s honestly not sure, he thinks that he’s changed ever since coming back from his training.
Because a lot of the jokes you say don’t really phase him. If anything, he finds it slightly…irritating?
He’s endured Donnie’s strategically timed sarcasm, Raph’s dark humor, and Mikey’s shenanigans for years, but after all this time, he doesn’t really know where he lies on the funny scale.
Maybe it’s because he’s not that funny himself, but like Mikey and sometimes Donnie, your joke timing can be really…bad.
Like a “read the room” type of bad.
Mikey for one, loves your sense of humor. Donnie is unfazed most of the time, but throws in a laugh here and there. Raph is into some dark humor, so honestly, light humor or jokes don’t really hit his funny bone.
A lot of your shenanigans happen with Mikey, actually. It starts with pranking Raph, which does in fact make Leo laugh a bit. When you put his red masks in the dryer with white sheets, causing his masks to become pink. Or when you replace his protein powder with flour. Yeah, you make his life slightly miserable in those moments.
Leo endures your jokes, antics, anything that you do for a while. Until he…starts to become slightly dependent on it?
Like, he can’t go a day or two without you coming down to the lair with a new gimmick or one-liner to tell (although Raphael takes the cake for having the best one-liners,)
He thinks you have a crush on Mikey, until he makes a striking realization thanks to Donnie
“You do realize Y/n’s joking around so much to try and make you laugh or impress you, right?”
“No?”
“No? Next time they make a joke, see who the first person they look at right after.”
So, he does. And he realizes it’s him. You look at Leo for some sort of satisfaction or approval if you make him chuckle or even crack a smile. It’s not often, but when it happens, it’s seriously rewarding.
So, he tries to lighten up. Stop becoming irritated from the fact that you want to impress him with your humor
Wait, you want to impress him.
You like him
He comes to that realization when meditating one day. He’s thinking about what Donnie said and your mannerisms and how you blush when he talks to you and-
Bingo!
He just had to make sure. He’s never had anyone have romantic feelings for him before. He confides in Mikey. Big mistake.
“I don’t know but I can find out dude!” Mikey says despite Leo’s protests. He wants it to be on the DL.
It’s most definitely not on the DL. Mikey straight up asks you one day.
“So like, are you in love with Leo?”
He reports back to Leo that yes, you like him. The way you stumbled on your words from the sudden question, to the way you didn’t shoot down the idea and say ‘no.’ You like him
He admires you, appreciates you more. You actually like Leo- a mutant turtle.
So he falls for you. He finds your jokes funny, the countless Raph pranks, your unique laugh- everything.
“Mikey, why’d you ask me that? The Leo thing.” Although a few weeks back, Mikey remembers clear as day.
“Oh! Because Leo asked me to.” Lie…kind of. He didn’t actually ask Mikey…but he did insinuate that he wanted to find out.
Mikey also cannot keep his mouth shut.
You just look at your friend dumbfounded, wondering why Leo wanted to know. Until he walks by and glances at you, smiling.
“I think he likes you.” Mikey whispers (attempts to whisper)
So, you muster up the courage one day, and corner him. Like a little mouse in the dojo (no offense Splinter)
“Hey! Um…do you like, like me or something? I’m just asking…for scientific purposes.”
Leo is taken aback. He didn’t actually think you would straight up ask him if he had feelings for you. But, he likes it. He likes that you had enough courage to ask. It’s admirable.
“Well…yes.”
“I mean more than-” “More than friends, Y/n.”
“What is it? Is it my elite humor perhaps? Huh? Huhhhh?? Don’t be shy, tell me!”
“A little bit of everything, actually.”
He likes you for you. How silly you can be. How you became good friends with his little brother, making Mikey’s life a lot more comical. How you always come down to the Lair and spend time with them, trying to make them laugh. The Raph pranks. Oh my goodness, Leo loves the Raph pranks (don’t tell Raph this btw) How cute you are. It’s everything.
“Is this the part where we kiss like in a low-budget Hallmark movie?” You muse, and it makes Leo chuckle. “I think it is, Y/n.” Leo’s never kissed anyone before, so this is his first. But it can’t be that hard. It’s in human nature to know how to kiss, it’s natural. So, he leans in while you do the same, finally connecting your lips in a soft kiss.
You love it. Leo loves it. Mikey’s cheering in the back after stalking for a few, ready to tell the others and start joking and making kissy noises while he does.
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JJK Chapter 253 Action Guide
Chapter 253 on TCB
A LOT happened this chapter, and this post will be mostly focused on describing the action sequences.
Maki and Sukuna continue their 1v1 throughout the city. Sukuna fires a world dismantle that Maki jumps over and clashes with Sukuna. He's likely reinforcing his body with cursed energy, which is what produces the clang sounds with Maki's blade. I've seen others say that Sukuna uses dismantles to parry swords as well. The dismantle that Sukuna fired hit the building behind them and begins to fall.
Sukuna continues defending against Maki's slashes, locking them both in position, and the building falls where they stand.
I surmise this building was a car garage? That or these cars were on the street already. Sukuna and Maki both dodge the fallen building in time. Maki dodges the cars and Sukuna appears behind one to catch her off guard. Sukuna used these same tactics against Gojo: obscuring his opponent's vision to get an upperhand on them.
I love this idea that Sukuna doesn't fight fair when he's serious!
Maki still sees him and the dismantle he's firing behind the car.
Maki dodges the dismantle, but the car explodes and sends her flying into the building across the street. (I think it's funny Sukuna's ancient ass was counting on a car exploding to help him lmao).
Sukuna races through the building to come behind Maki. He's fast!
Sukuna catches Maki and immediately cleaves her! Maki's fighting back but Sukuna's keeping her at bay with his other two hands.
Ino attempts to intervene but Sukuna quickly sends dismantles at him.
Sukuna kicks Ino again and notices that Ino didn't attack with Nanami's weapon.
Ino falls out the window and Kusakabe attempts an ambush from above. Kusakabe crashes through the ceiling and on top of Sukuna!
Sukuna reacts in time and blocks the attack with his arm. Sukuna begins to pick up Kusakabe, but Maki is seen running back into frame in the last panel.
Maki bomb rushes Sukuna through the wall into a new room. Within moments, she's reached Sukuna again as he's flying mid-air. She aims for the pillar Sukuna's flying towards after her initial rush. Maki's so fast that it startles Kusakabe, and he only sees the end of her cape!
Maki connects to the pillar in time and sends a shockwave so powerful that it throws Sukuna again! He hits yet another pillar.
Maki goes to work slicing up the pillars around her as Sukuna recovers from her attack. This all must happen in literal moments, given the few panels all the action takes!
Maki begins to launch the cut concrete with her feet towards Sukuna, but he's now awakened and seen her strength. Sukuna has become even more serious. Maki has dodged all of his dismantles and his cleave seemingly had no effect on her, as she's faster than before.
Sukuna gives up on using his usual cleave and dismantle, stops healing himself with rct, and focuses all of his cursed energy into physical reinforcement. Maki was going faster than him and he needed to catch up! He disappears the literal instant the concrete projectiles began flying towards him.
Sukuna quickly grabs Maki and pushes her through the building. This is not a cleave, as it's not the crisscross pattern, nor does it have the cleave onomatopoeia that denotes that specific CT. At this point, Sukuna has decided that his CT will not cut it to defeat Maki, this monster before him! He must match her physical prowess or she will continue to overtake him.
Sukuna tears part of Maki's flesh from her face, reflecting his ideas about flesh and bone. Interestingly enough, Maki's so durable that Sukuna can only manage to tear the flesh from her skin, but he refers to her power as the bone. Foreshadowing something?
My theory that Sukuna and Maki are foils is proven to be true by Sukuna's words here. He respects Maki as the embodiment of physical strength, while he is the ultimate model for jujutsu.
They both fall from the sky and onto the street yet again.
Maki reacts to a full speed and fully powered Sukuna attempting to overwhelm her speed and strength with his own. She strikes with SSK, but Sukuna blocks it yet again. (Is he blocking these or is he just suffering the damage?
Again, he grabs her SSK by using cleaves to avoid it's damage so she can't swing it while he prepares his punch.
Confirmation that Sukuna was 100% serious and in the zone against Maki as he lands his first black flash in the entire series. Maki blocks it with her hand, covering her stomach from the blow.
The blow sends Maki flying away through the rail.
Poor Kusakabe.
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Grian swears that there’s something up with this small town. He can feel it in his bones.
But, the unease turns to…something else when he meets the mysterious owner of the town’s shady amusement park.
And sure, he may have a weird amount of sharp teeth and his eyes glow in the dark; fuck you, Grian finds that hot.
Anyways, he follows this man called “Scar” deep into the park, far from the worrying eyes of his sister Pearl who keeps insisting that “it’s dangerous” to follow the handsome, totally human guy deep into a shady ass amusement park that definitely doesn’t follow safety regulations.
It’s what he finds that blows his mind.
A city, hidden amongst the tall conifers and oaks that holds the likes of people that Grian’s never seen. Monsters of all kinds.
As much as he wants to run away, he can’t.
After all, who’s to abandon Scar?
It’s said, that he was found, dead, at the bottom of a canyon. Local police force suspect drug usage, but Pearl knows that’s not what it was.
There are horrors living in the town of Hermits.
And Pearl needs to find out what they are, before it’s too late.
It’s also not her fault that this strange (yet very pretty) shop owner, Gem, keeps taking her away from her duties.
🌙 anon (idk how that think works but this is my first prompt I kinda turned it into a fic srry T^T)
Pearl knows her brother possibly better than she knows herself. Grian was a menace, sure, but he was never interested in drugs. He rarely drank enough to even get drunk.
And why would he end up where he did?
(And why wasn't she ever allowed to see the body?)
Pearl doesn't tell Gem about it, not wanting to offload her grief onto someone she barely knows (and who she thinks is very cute.) Nothing kills the vibe like 'yeah so I'm looking into the death of my brother' she's found out. It's frustrating their work hours overlap so much - Gem is always inviting Pearl places when Pearl planned to investigate something! And Pearl doesn't want to say no, because that's all the free time Gem gets, too!
It's one of those dates - Gem insisted on a midnight picnic in the forest. Sure, Pearl was planning to investigate the amusement park tonight, but she can do that any other night. Gem is smiley as ever, excitedly showing Pearl the food she's brought. They eat and chat, the moon shining overhead. It makes Pearl feel daring, like when she'd sneak out as a teenager.
Which is maybe why it catches her so off guard when Gem says, so calmly, "You know Grian isn't dead?"
When Pearl turns to look at her, there's no give away in Gem's expression. Just a concerned look, head tilted slightly to the side.
"That's a sick joke to play," Pearl replies. She stands, grabbing her bag. "Is that what all this has been? Oh, let's play a prank on the grieving sister? Real funny!"
"Why would I joke about something like that?" Gem says, and Pearl can hear her standing as well. "We may not be humans, but we aren't all monsters, you know."
Pearl spins around. And for the first time, she sees Gem.
#hermitshipping#ask#pearl tag#gem tag#grian tag#scar tag#gempearl#death tw#murder tw#mod 🎀#weekly theme: small town with a secret#🌒 anon
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tell me about kit!
*cracks knuckles* You have fallen into my trap. Prepare to hear about the singular best character that has ever been created.
Kit Baxter, also known as the Flying Squirrel, is the sidekick to Canada's greatest superhero, the marvelous masked man known only as the Red Panda from the radio show Adventures of the Red Panda. She is also his chauffeur for his secret identity (which remains secret even to the listeners for most of the show.) One other important bit of context is that the show is set during the great depression in Toronto, Canada, so life kinda sucks ass a little bit.
Kit is a first generation Russian immigrant, her father ran a boxing ring and taught her to drive. She's quick witted and quick on her feet, can throw a mean right hook, and drives better than most other people in the city, which earned her a spot as a taxi driver. Panda ended up in her car in his Secret Identity, asked her to drive (recklessly) to a crime scene he wanted to stop, and she, obviously, refused. She wasn't going to be running around like an idiot for some rich asshole. Panda than waved some money in her face to try and get her to listen, and what did she do? She said no, because she isn't some trained dog that'll bark for some rich asshole the moment he gives her a bone. She'd rather go hungry tonight than do that kind of shit for him, and if he's gonna act like he doesn't even know what manners are, he can get the hell out of her cab. (Once he says sorry and asks nicely, than she puts the petal to the metal.)
She's also like. So smart and cool and good with people, she's a jokester and flirtatious (mostly with Panda because she likes flustering him, its really funny) but she's allowed to be all of those things without ever feeling like "Oh she's just there to be the attractive side kick." Kit is very much her own person, its just that she happens to like being a thorn in Panda's side and sometimes that means batting her eyelids (and climbing up walls in a skintight cat suit).
Kit became the Flying Squirrel after, and I quote "I figured out your secret identity and then blackmailed you into letting me play." She cares so, so deeply about the people of her city, especially the people on the streets she comes from because she did not grow up in a nice area of town, and she is constantly trying to fight for the most vulnerable parts of town, despite many of them looking down on her as a woman, especially a woman in her field. She never takes anyone's shit, either towards herself or anyone else, and she is always ready to throw hands with someone she thinks deserves it.
(I'm going to be getting into spoiler stuff underneath the cut. I am asking so very nicely for you to listen to the Adventures of the Red Panda. They're on spotify here ad free, and you can also find them on their website decoderringtheatre.com along with all of their other shows and their audiobooks. It truly is one of the most impressive, fun, and thrilling stories I have ever read, watched, or heard, and it is Criminally Underrated. If you think this is even like. A Tiny Bit Interesting, throw on the first episode, its only 20 minutes, see if you like it. If you don't mind spoilers, or ended up not liking it, keep going.)
Something that I really, really like about Kit is how she's handled later on in the story, once we get into WWII. Her and Panda get married, and she ends up pregnant right as he ends up MIA (presumed dead by most of the world) and she is left to try and defend all of Toronto largely by herself with a child on the way and Archangel, a nazi spy whose manipulating p much everything, bringing havoc upon her city.
It would be super easy to let her fade into the background during all of this. It would be so, so easy to write her off as so many different things do as a mother and a wife and leave her at that. But they don't. She steps up as the mastermind behind everything, pulling the strings of their connections they've forged over the years, continues to fight in her suit until she physically can't anymore, working as hard as she can in and out of costume to make sure that her city, because with Panda gone (not dead. She never believes he's dead for a second and has and will fight anyone who says otherwise.) It is her city and her people and she will not let it fall to ruin. She will not let anyone else, Nazi or American or Canadian or anyone take her city from her.
Katya Baxter is a wonderful character who is just so, so funny and amazing and if anybody knew what the Adventures of the Red Panda were she would be an absolute HIT of a character on here. I love her so, so much.
#also i love you for asking.#i never expected anyone to actually DO it yknow#but shes just#shes so COOL man#i need more people to love her like I do because i've literally never had another person to talk to about this that isn't my dad.
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You could write one where reader is the daughter of some Saxon earl who ends up being given in marriage to Ubba (first season of tlk) and having a difficult relationship in the beginning with him but in the end falling in love and having children with him.
𝖢𝗈𝗅𝖽 𝖧𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗍𝖾𝖽
Summary: One particular evening ended up with Danes invading the city, killing and stealing whatever they laid eyes upon. Should you feel lucky Ubba's eyes laid upon you?
Warnings: description of violence,blood and death, fluffy at the end.
Author's Note: Thank you for the request and I hope you enjoy this little piece.
⤹"My advice for you is: to never cross Ubba, and never, never fight him"
You have heard the tales many times before. About people that resented God and acted only against Him. Pagans without bits of humanity left in their hearts.
A few minutes ago you were having dinner with your father and a few important people from the village, discussing matters or rather gossiping about the new crowned king Alfred.
Then, all hell broke loose. They came as shadows in the night, destroying everything that those poor people had built, whipping their families from history.
Bodies laid everywhere, the strong smell of blood filling your nose and causing your stomach to turn.
"Move your ass forward, Saxon" A Dane spoke, pushing your father further into the enemy crowd.
Your whole body was trembling, fear crawling within your bones "Stop!" The yell caused everyone's head to turn, a few men smirking without shame.
Without warning you were taken by the arms and moved beside your father who now looked straight ahead, every hope for salvation dying from his eyes.
"Ubba, these two seem interesting"
Ubba?
God no!
A tall man stood in the middle, his sword stained with crimson red, courtesy of his dead victims.
A tattoo was printed on his face adding to his dangerous self "What about them?"
His voice was stern and deep, sending a shiver down your spine.
Your father started to tremble uncontrollably, an idea coursing through his mind "Lord Ubba, let me live and I shall gift you my daughter"
Shit
As if the kidnapping wasn't enough, your father has just sentenced you to death. How could a noble man who claimed he loved God and all his subjects put his daughter's life on the line in order to guarantee his survival?
You felt sick, disgusted even, bits of sweat gathering on your forehead.
Ubba approached the two of you, sparing his men a glance "You Saxon people…I could never understand you even if I tried" He chuckled, his eyes scanning down your body.
The Dane found it amusing how easily the Saxon made the bargain. Ubba was intrigued to say the least and allowed your father to live.
You watched as the old man whipped a few tears and basically ran as fast as he could leaving you behind. Leaving his legacy behind.
___
He was a savage.
You repeated those words over and over again for the first few months.
Only, he was far from that.
Lord Ubba was nothing but gentle with you. Despite how much you expressed your resentment for him, he was still taking care of you, forbidding any of his people to even approach you.
After he had taken you as his wife, Ubba never touched you until you felt comfortable. It was a long time, you must admit but he couldn't really blame you.
Everything that you ever knew was now a faint memory, kinda like a dream.
As you were now living in hell.
"How is the babe?" Ubba asked, entering the tent and picking up a cup of ale.
Rubbing your growing stomach you motioned your son to help his father discard his weapons.
Ubba laughed, patting his head as he watched his son trying to settle down his heavy ax.
"The babe is restless my dear. With each passing day he gets more and more stubborn" You laughed, wrapping a hand around his neck.
He leaned in, giving you a short kiss when he heard your son making funny noises upon witnessing the two of you.
"My dear, you have no idea how much this means to me"
He revealed, caressing your cheeks with his rough fingers.
You gave him a smile and reached out an arm, motioning for your son to come.
He hugged the two of you and pressed his face on your growing bump, whispering a bunch of nonsense to the unborn child.
You and Ubba watched him with loving eyes, tanking the faith for bringing you together as one.
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Izuku Midoriya x Gn!Reader (if I missed to corect the femalecoded things, please yell at me)
Contains: death, violence, blood and gore, swearing, fighting scene, Izuku gets a bit agressive, implied cheating (no one is actually cheating),
Type of order: small hot chocolate (Fluff), Coffee (Angst), Cupcakes (Oneshot),
Rated: 15+
Word count: 7.120
A/N: This took ages, but it's finally finished. I am really proud with this one. Please enjoy :)
Song: Underground by Cody Fry
Tag: @quietlegends
“I am so sorry. I wish I had more time for us.” He lowered his head and observed his shoes. “You know what? I am going to take you out on a date this evening,” Izuku admitted. A smile spread across your face. It's been months since you've spent time together away from work. “Oh, I like that. Where are we going, mister dating pro?” you mussed with a sly smirk on your face. “Mhm, I thought about the little restaurant down the street.” Your eyes began to sparkle and your mouth began to build up saliva. Just the thought of the most amazing restaurant in the whole of Musutafu made you hungry. They serve the most delicious Gyoza and Curry Katsu in the whole world. “Yeah, that’s great. Even the thought of their delicious Gyoza makes my mouth water.” you gushed. Izuku chuckled. He loved your passion for this place and its food. But he had to agree, the Katsudon they are serving is better than his mother's, and that has to say something.
To be honest, it was quite funny how you found the small cozy restaurant. It was pouring heavily, and you were both looking for a comfortable location to sit until the rain stopped. Your laugh still rang in his ears, as he thought back. You teased him because he felt cold. “That’s what you get for getting an undercut and cutting your fluffy hair.” you laughed, but you still handed him your scarf. "But now you could get a cold." He admitted worryingly. You waved it off and smiled at him. "I don't care, and besides, you could nurse me back to health. With love and kisses."
You finally found shelter under the awning of a bistro. The lights were off, and it seemed to be closed. "Oh, come on, why does it have to be closed?" You were drenched by now, and besides that, you would kill for a portion of Ramen now. The cold crept up your bones, and you both began to shiver. "Maybe we should call Todoroki, so he can pick us up?" Suggested Izuku, but you shook your head. "We forgot our phones, silly. Besides that, he and Sero are on their honeymoon. I don't think both of them are going to be happy when we call them and disturb their time." You reminded him. "Maybe we should just wait until it clears up," he suggested. "Yeah, that's an idea." And so you waited, enjoying the company of each other in silence. It was peaceful until the sound of the door opening disturbed it.
"Oh no, you can't stay here outside in the cold. Come in, sweethearts. I am going to make you my special Gyoza and a comforting portion of Ramen." An old lady stepped out of the restaurant. She had tied her gray hair in a bun, and a blue apron decorated her small body. You couldn't even complain as she shoved you into her cozy restaurant.
The loud ringing of the alarm system forced Midoriya to snap out of his memories. "To all heroes at the mighty tower, we need to stop a villain at Kiyashi Ward Shopping Mall. An a-level villain tries to attack the mall, but he's not alone. A lot of people are in danger, give it your best. Plus ultra." During the announcement, you and Izuku dressed in your hero costume and stormed to the mall. Izuku carried you piggyback style and jumped around the city with one for all. In a matter of a few minutes, you reached your destination. Screams greeted you, and the smell of blood and debris lay heavily in the air. "Time to kick some ass." You said and smiled at your husband. He agreed with a nod and you started searching for the villain.
People were running around, and other heroes tried to bring them to safety. A lady was crying and searching for her son. "My son is missing, please. I need to find him." She pleads. "We will try to find him, but now you have to save yourself. We will do everything we can to save your son." You handed her over to another hero. "Deku, the villain, is near the Deku merchandise shop. Cloudwood and Sprinkle are trying to get a hold of him." Said Glade. His quirk was lightning, which could blind villains. Unfortunately, it was not a suitable quirk for solo fights. "Thanks, Glade." Shouted Izuku.
The further you went into the mall, the fewer people were to be seen. Rubble lay across the hallway, and dust swirled in the afternoon sun. It was quiet, way too quiet. You wanted to say something, but Deku stopped you with a hand sign. He shook his head, and after a while, you got why he did so. An invisible woman appeared in front of you. "Aww, you are no fun. I wanted to kill you slowly and unnoticed, but I guess you wanted to be a party popper." She whined, but a grin appeared across her bloody face. "Now I have to fight you, agh, so exhausting." She shook her head and threw the first punch. You transformed your hand into a bunch of snakes. They hissed and let themselves loose to attack the villain. "Haha, your little snakes aren't going to harm me in any way." She laughed, but you knew that your snakes were more capable than being just snakes. You controlled them and let them grow. The villain flinched, but she didn't let it show that she was scared. She probably had Ophidiophobia, which was good. It would be easier when she feared them. Your snakes could feel her fear and grow even bigger. She flinched and went invisible, but you snakes sensed her movement. She is probably a new villain, an easy target. You let your snakes snap, and they could land a hit on the Geko lady by her leg. She started screaming, and you knew the poison of your snakes started paralyzing her. "Nice job, honey." Cheered Izuku. "It wasn't that hard. She's a newbie." You argued humbly. He chuckles while admiring your humble personality at the same time. You never thought you were better than everyone just because you slayed a goddamn cruel villain. Although you really should appreciate yourself more often, he thought. “ We should move on,” you announced and rushed to the source of destruction.
Even though you were a hero for a long time, and you even defeated AFO, you weren’t ready for this fight.
More corpses and debris came your way as you moved deeper inside the building. Police personnel, citizens, or even heroes, like Cloudwood and Sprinkle, stared at you with their dead eyes. You suppressed the feeling of crying and vomiting, the mission has to be successful. After that, you could hide inside your bed for days. Izuku must have had the same thought as you because he moved faster, away from these horrible sights. Walking without difficulties got harder as the debris began to stack. “We’re getting closer,” you whispered. The both of you carefully stepped onward. On a mountain of loose bricks, you came to a hold.
A look down revealed the true horror of this mission. There's blood everywhere, bodies everywhere, and heroes battling for their lives. In the middle of this whole chaos stood Mimic. The source of all evil. You were searching for him all over Musutafu, but now you had the chance to fight him. He floated in the middle of the area, surrounded by a violet mist. Doubles emerged out of it and landed on the floor. “Shit more of these assholes.” yelled one of the supporting heroes. Without thinking both of you, run down the hill of debris. You summoned your snakes and sent them off to fight the first clone of Mimic, but you knew that wouldn't be so easy. Your first encounter left more scars than every villain ever did. He ran once All Might entered his vision, but after All Might perished, he reappeared from the ground.
The dust was swirling around and you needed to cover your eyes, to see properly. More clones emerged from Mimic and you began to lose Izuku in the dusty and crowded area. Even though everyone fought it was oddly quiet. The area was just too small for this amount of people. You found yourself stumbling across the maze of corpses, debris, and dust. A scream, so loud your bones shook, got your attention. Without thinking you sprinted to the source of it. The dusty air filled your lungs and you coughed, but you never thought about staying still. Your heart pounded and you heard the blood rushing in your ears, stumbling across the area until you reached the source of the scream. Izuku lay in a puddle of his blood, writhing in pain. Above him towered your snakes, their red eyes gleaming in the evening sun. “You are such a monster. I can’t believe I fell in love with someone so crucial,” he whispered. “No, that can't be,” you screamed and ran to him. Not even being scared of your own snakes. If Izuku were to die they could gladly kill you too. “Don’t die, not now. I can fix this.” you were crying by now. “I will fix this…Us…I will fix us.” you tried to tend his wounds but to no avail. More blood poured out of his abdomen. “No, no. This. no” Ugly sobs shook your body and you hugged him tied. “Get off of me, you traitor. How could you be a villain.” “Izu, honey what?” You were confused, but you paid no mind to it. Your snakes could be poisonous if you want them to be. “I won’t leave you.” “I would be happier dying alone than with you by my side.” More tears swelled in your eyes. “Don’t say something like this.” He shrugged and with a short labored breath his eyes went blank. “Izu, no no god please no. Don’t leave me here.” You couldn’t stop the tears. They clouded your view and you screamed. So painful you bet Mimic would be crying.
Your crying came to hold as someone smacked you across the face. The dusty view disappeared and you were more irritated than before. The tears still ran down your cheeks. “H/N, it was only a vision. Deku is still alive. He is fighting with Infra on the other side. One of the Clones has a Quirk that can control your vision, makes you imagine things and stuff.” explained Iron to you. A kind and well-mannered hero. His quirk can kick ass. “We need to catch him.” you sniffed. “We can't, he is invisible, only to be seen in the poisonous cloud of another clone's quirk. They are all connected, we can only take down MImic if we destroy them,” explained Iron. You wiped away your tears. “Alright, do you know more?” you heaved, as you avoided a boulder, which flew at you. Iron constructs a wall to protect you from the boulder. “Shit they are already attacking,” he swore. “Iron, how do you know so much about this dude?” “As we fought him last time with people from my agency, they all died. I did research and I want him dead. I am the one who’s going to kill him.” You were too stunned to say something. “I know this must be hard for you, but killing him won’t be able to heal your deep wounds. Besides, that death would be too kind, he should rot in Tartarus. You can turn him in after we beat him up.” you tried to comfort him, even though you were terrible at it. “Yeah, you're right, thanks.”
The both of you moved forward to search for the poison guy. “He must be around somewhere. Here is where I got that vision and then I ran off.” Iron nodded and looked around. “The poison is in the same violet as the cloud around Mimic. Maybe they’re connected. He probably hides somewhere in the smoke.” Explained Iron. “Then we need to get in there.” you proposed and made your way to the violet cloud. “Wait, it's highly poisonous, you can’t go in there.” He yelled after you as you were about to enter the thick smoke. “Not a problem. My quirk lets me be immune to poison,” you answered, over your shoulder, leaving Iron behind as you finally stepped into the smoke.
You could barely see in this thick and hot smoke. It was so muggy you could barely breathe. While summoning a snake you checked your vicinity, but nothing special was recognizable in your sight. In addition, it was eerily quiet and only a kind of wafting and muffled fighting noises could be heard. The adrenaline was rushing through your body. This feeling was new and uncanny, which disturbed you. “Get your shit together, Y/N” You shook your head to get a clear sight again. The scales of your hero costume got hotter with every second you spent searching for this stupid dream clone.
A creepy laugh caught your attention. Even though you looked around, you couldn't see anyone. "Poor naive hero. You walked right into your misery." Mocked the voice. "Where are you, villain?" The voice seemed to come from everywhere. "If I tell you, it would be boring, wouldn't it." It laughed. "Fuck off, we will get Mimic to stop, even if we let you off the hook." "Did I mention that you are naive? Because, Jesus, you are so naive. Poor little hero." The voice still laughed. Cold and heartless. “Show yourself, you, coward.” You began to shout. “I am not a mean guy so I will. Wait and see what powers I can hold.”
“Who is this guy, we haven’t dealt any damage yet,” shouted Denki. Sweat was running over their temples. Deku and his team were fighting for almost half an hour now and nothing major had happened. The werewolf in front of them had gleaming red eyes, salvia was running down his hairy chin and he attacked constantly. He has a ton of energy, although the heroes did not. They dodged the attacks of the wild animal and tried to fight back, but to no avail. “Wait guys.” shouted a voice from far away. Everyone turned around and spotted Iron. He waved with his arms, so he would get noticed. To be honest, he looked like a crazy human bird. “We can’t wait for him, we need to attack,” shouted Infra, who was occupied with watching out for more clones. “Yes, baby girl. I am on it.” flirted Denki. “Don’t call me that you incompetent twat. Get to work,” she argued with red tainted cheeks.
“There is still no sight of a new clone,” informed Infra. “Well, that’s great because electrifying this werewolf is harder than you think it is.” While some of them tried to get the wolf unconscious, the others decided to join Iron on his way. “Iron, what are you doing here? We thought you were fighting at the other front,” asked Sparks, the starlight heroine. “They have been blinded by this dream clone. Y/N also got blinded…” He couldn't continue speaking because Deku cut him off. “What’s with her now? Is she alright?” “She is currently trying to fight the poison clone. Before fighting this dream guy,” explained Iron. With his statements, he just confused his fellow heroes even more. “What happened exactly? I don’t get it?” asked Sparks. Iron took a deep breath and tried to explain everything as short as possible.
“Alright, we need to help her. She can’t just fight these horrible guys alone.” Sparks got worried and she already wanted to step into the violet mist, but Deku grabbed her arm and stopped her. “The mist is poisonous, besides Y/n is very capable, they can get those guys. We need to clear the outside parts and save the last few civilians. We can’t risk ourselves when we know one of us is capable of stopping all this. Y/n is selfless, they could never forgive themself if something happened to one of us because of them.” Even though his words seemed to be selfish, his eyes were overflowing with worry and fear for his love. Sparks didn’t agree with his point of view, but she still obeyed his orders. He was the number one hero so he should know what he's talking about.
A horrible-looking creature stepped out of the mist into your field of view. His face was deformed, bloody horns were sticking out of his skull and his bones were sticking out of his body. His appearance was so disturbing you wanted to vomit. You swallowed your puke and tried to put on a poker face. This villain has to be captured or else your team, the civilians, and your husband will die. “Now that I showed myself we should end this quickly.” The clone spoke and his voice sounded like nails running down a chalkboard. It wasn’t deep and distorted like before. You summoned your snakes without saying anything. Meanwhile, poison summoned a fresh cloud of venom. This time it’s as green as your husband's hair. The color always calmed you down, but now you were a bit scared. Even though you can endure an immense amount of poison you don’t know how much concentration he put into it. With the help of the green cloud, you tried to attack him from the back. To your misfortune he was pretty agile, a perk of his frail-looking form, so he dodged your attack. “Don’t underestimate me, little piece of trash.” he laughed as he tried to shoot another ray of poison in your face. Even though you felt you could withstand his onslaught, you avoided it.
After some minutes of fighting him, you noticed his weaknesses. While he is summoning a cloud of poison he is stunned. That’s a short gap to attack him with your full force. Once you can get him down it will be an easy game. You had to hide your victorious smile. While you were preparing your snakes and yourself to attack, you avoided all his forays. “What’s up with you, low life, can’t even shoot a big wide poison cloud. Weakling,” you shouted at his face. His deformed face formed an ambitious grin. What a dumb villain. He closed his eyes and cast the poison. With one fast step, you and your snakes attacked him. The sharp teeth of your snakes pierced his thighs, while you were trying to hit him unconsciously. With your right fist, you landed a hit on his nose and with your left, you hit him in his stomach. He was fighting to get you off but the surprise attack did its best and he couldn't get rid of you. “Well, who is now the little piece of trash now?” Were your last words before your opponent drifted into unconsciousness.
You took a deep sigh of relief and let go of him. The violet mist vanished and finally, the whole disaster was revealed. Rubble, shattered glass, body parts, and bodies were strewn everywhere. It was a view you would like to forget, but now you have to focus on the mission. Finding the dream guy had to be easy now that the poison guy was gone. You let your snakes vanish to conserve your power, otherwise, you'd be as comatose as the person you just battled.
“I wonder where Iron went?” you wondered out loud and went on searching for Dream. You tried not to slip and fall as you walked across rubble and shattered glass. Your body was exhausted but you still kept going, for the sake of the mission and people's lives. Save to win and win to save, or whatever Izuku mumbled when he was fighting a villain. Quiet laughter was detected by your ears. “Who is here?” you shouted into the silence. Of course, there was no answer. “Damn you. I am aware of your ability now, dream. Come out now.” “Or what? Are you going to kill me, little saint.” spat a sarcastic voice behind a pile of stones. There he was the villain you were searching for. An evil smile spread across your face. Now it’s time to shine. “Maybe, but you need to come out little pussy.” you shouted. “Well then prepare to die.” He jumped out of his hiding and threw a knife at you. Well, his quirk was not suited for combat and it showed in his abilities.
“That’s all you got.” you teased him while summoning your snakes. “Oh just wait.” A wide horrifying grin spread across his dirty face. Grime and blood decorated his face and his long white hair. You walked closer to him and tried to attack him with one of your snakes. It wasn’t as easy as you thought, because he dodged. In the next second, he vanished. Surprised you locked around.
“What?” you locked around, you were standing in the hallway of Izukus and your holiday home. A moan could be heard from upstairs. Your stomach turned as if you knew what was going on. “Izuku, are you there?” you shouted through your flat. The moaning stopped and the shuffling of people could be heard. You slowly walked towards the master bedroom. The fear inside of you was intensifying with each step. With a fast move you opened the door, and there he was, naked. The love of your life nacked with another woman in your bed. “How could you? I thought you loved me. Izuku Midoriya, how could you do this ?” With each word, your voice grew louder. He looked at you with a smug grin. “You deserved it. You were a useless girlfriend. Not even good at one thing, so shagging another lad was good. We are over.” He said almost sounding bored. Tears were streaming across your cheeks. “I hate you.” you whimpered and broke down. Until the world started spinning and you sank to the floor.
You opened your eyes again and noticed the rubble under your knees. In front of you laid the unconscious Dream. The tears on your cheeks still kept running. “Hey, Y/n. He is gone, everything is alright now.” said a voice you knew too well, but now it felt unreal. His voice was so reassuring and kind not like seconds before. It was only a vision caused by this villain. “How did you find me?” you whispered, still shaken up. So he wasn’t cheating on you, what a relief. You wanted to take a deep breath but you were still in shock. He wrapped his muscular arms around you. “You can breathe it’s over. After the big poison mist vanished Iron told me the direction and I came looking for you. This guy was just in my way.” He explained calmingly. “I didn’t cheat on you, my dear, I never would. It’s alright. How could I ever betray someone as loving as you?” His hands were running up and down on your back. “Are you alright?” “Now I am, thank you Izu.” You took a deep shaky breath and stood up. “Let's help the others,” you said and both of you started to find your team.
Izuku started to carry you on his back. He activated OFA and sprinted toward the place he came from. Denkis Elektro rays could already be seen in the distance. He intensified the speed in his legs. “We should hope that they captured the werewolf already,” shouted Izuku over his shoulder. You nodded, but the answer couldn’t leave your mouth because you gritted your teeth. This was way too fast. It felt like you could vomit at any time. As you reached the point of your destination, your team was still fighting against this huge hairy monster. Izuku came to a halt and you jumped off his back. “Dream is unconscious, so it should be easy to finish this guy,” reported Izuku. “Sets gret. He He.” babbled Denki, who was nearly at his limit. The beast was still stunned by Denkis's force.
The werewolf was now a mere puppy. He just whined and tried to escape the electric force of his opponent. “Please, let me go.” His voice was a mere whisper. “Maybe it’s too much, we should help him.” You said worriedly as you were about to summon your snakes. “No, his electric has reached a limit of 2000 Volt, you would be toast if you tried to save the villain.” reminded you Infra. She watched Denkis doing with crossed arms and a worried frown. Wasn’t she the girl Denki took as his date to the hero gala last week? You asked yourself but shook your head. That’s something to ponder about later. It merely took another few minutes until Dennis took his Volt power to its maximum of 2500 Volt. Your thoughts stopped abruptly when a new villain tried to attack you from behind.
“Delaware Smash,” shouted Izuku as he protected you. The huge boulders exploded into a million little pieces. Your heart raced inside your chest. “Thank you.” you stammered. Izuku turned around, concern lingered in his eyes. “Did a pebble hurt you? Are you shocked? Are you alright?” He started rambling as he took your chin in his rough hand. He observed your face and wiped the blood from a small wound on your cheek. “Sorry, I didn’t mean to let the stone hurt you,” he mumbled. “It’s alright. It’s not your fault, the villain did it.” You comforted him by holding him. “We need to stop him.” The shock wore off and you were ready to fight. Izuku and you released your hug and started sprinting toward the source of the boulders. Iron and Nifty Angel followed you.
“Who even is this ?” Angel asked and Iron grumbled. “She is called Micro. With the help of the werewolf’s pheromones, she can produce Microparticles that can be transformed into bigger objects. She is an agile opponent and can produce her weapons fast, so please be careful.” Iron produced a shield for Nifty and himself, while Deku protected you with Air Force.
An ear-piercing laugh echoed through the stony field. “You believe you can avoid my quirk? As if.” She laughed and shot another wave of stones in your direction. A small rock flew past you and scratched you. Warm blood was now running down your dirty cheek. Your body was filled with adrenaline, so you didn’t even notice, but Izuku did.
His eyes were filled with worry as he saw the blood. “I’m fine,” you muttered. He walked on, still concerned. His energy radiated with anger as he attacked Micro again. Her radiant laugh vibrated through your whole body. “Such a lovely couple. I guess we should pull an end to this disgusting romance.” With a wicked smile, she collected a bunch of rocks and let them transform into a huge hammer. She swung it around like a madman and tried to squash you all to pulk. Her giggles were accompanied by your shouting. You rolled over your shoulder to avoid her onslaught. Izuku was furious by now, his eyes grew darker and he pulled for a counterattack. “Distract her,” he whispered to you, as he moved on to get closer to his enemy.
Micro went on with her maniacal giggle and went on with controlling her stony hammer. She locked around the small area, suspicion built up in her stomach as she wasn’t able to see the green-haired pro hero. “Where is…” Her muttering was interrupted by an angry growl. “St. Louis smash.” With a swift kick, Izuku kicked her from her stone pile. Micro screamed with agony as she landed on the hard ground. The stones ripped her costume apart and blood pooled from her legs. The bone of her thigh saw the light of day. It was a disgusting scene, to be honest. A shiver went down your spine. “Never target my partner again.” Izuku hissed. “Well too late. She is already down. Such a pity.” breathed the villainess in front of him. With a scary impression the hero turned around, but you were safe and sound. As he wanted to turn around he got hit with a stone against his head. The world started spinning and black dots were shimmering before his inner eye. Blood was dripping down his scalp. A growl escaped his lips as the stone hit him in his stomach. He stumbled back and tried to clear his sight, even though he failed miserably.
At the same time tried Chargebolt to get the furry unconscious. It didn’t take long until the werewolf lost his ability to move and Chargeally short-circuited. The yellow lightning vanished as both of the fighters fell unconscious on the dusty ground. “Finally.” exhaled Sparks as she captured the villain with her lariat. “Sparks go and help the others. I will get Chargebolt to safety,” yelled Infra as she carried the blond hero on her back.
Sparks was now running to her four colleagues to help them out. The dirty air rushed into her lungs. She just hoped that her asthma wasn’t acting up now. She thought through the shortness of breath. She was aware that her asthma may affect her as she approached the field of calamity. With a fast handle, she got her asthma inhaler. She pressed the button and her lungs immediately felt free. “Such shitty timing,” she mumbled and asked Angel for a management report.
As Izuku tried to fight back. The stones around Micro disheveled into little fragments and her eyes widened with fear, now she was unable to protect herself. Izuku got the quirk-repelling cuffs out of his pockets and captured her. She would be able to move anyways. “Got her,” he shouted over the quiet field. “Finally. I thought I was gonna be crushed by this huge hammer.” Iron let out a relieved breath. “Where is Y/N?” Deku asked immediately. “She is helping Angel with her laceration. No need to worry, loverboy.” Iron winked. Both of the heroes joined their teammates. “Well we should move on to Mimic and finally take him down.” you mused. “Where are Chargebolt and Infra?” Iron asked. “Chargebolt short-circuited and Infra is bringing him to safety.” “Ah, yes, seems plausible.”
Your team started running towards Mimic, still on the alert for possible enemies. “We need to be careful, there could be other clones.” pondered Iron. “Your right, we need to be on guard.” you agreed. With that knowledge, you walked slower, always watching out for new enemies. The air was quiet with screams of injured civilians, no fighting sounds, and no quirk-caused noises. It sends shivers down your spine. What a creepy atmosphere. Your heart was pounding and no one dared to utter a word. The quiet was immediately disturbed by a piercing scream. Your scream. The abrupt penetration of a knife through your shoulder blade drove you to face first to the earth. “Find this asshole.” Deku and the others had divided up to look for the knife thrower.
“It hurts.” you cried, as Izuku pulled out the knife. He pulled out a bandage and tended your wound. “Are you alright? Should I get you to the ambulance?” he rambled and you smiled a bit. “No, I can still fight. We should move on.” Izuku landed you a hand and you both stood up. “Thank you.” you pecked his cheek. “Now we should find the others.” You took his hand and moved on as if nothing happened. Even though your right arm hurt like hell.
In the meantime Iron, Angel and Spark fought against this villain who was covered in knives. Angel was still on guard, she believed that somehow there could be another clone in reach. The other two had the upper hand on this knife guy. So she left to look out for other clones or civilians who needed help. To her luck, her gut feeling didn’t betray her. There stood this guy with a bow and arrow. He was distracted by his target and Angel took the change and aimed her sword at him and threw it like a spear at him The sharp blade drew through both of his arms and with a loud growl her target fell to the ground. “There, there. Shooting on already traumatized civilians. Such a pity you missed.” snared Angel as she put the quirk-reducing handcuffs around his hands. She pulled the sword out of the arms of the sniper. “Well, then have a nice stay, the police will escort you to your zero-star hotel.” With that, she turned around and left the poor villain alone. “Easy, pff.”
When she came back, Iron and Sparks had already captured the knife guy. “Good job guys.” she honored them. “Where were you?” snapped Iron. “I captured another clone, I guess we got all of them down now.” Irons's angry expression vanished and he just nodded. “Well done,” Sparks said, virtually impressed. The three of them fell into awkward silence. Which shortly got interrupted by Deku and you.
“Is everything alright?” you asked, trying to hide the fact that you just got impaled by a knife. “You shouldn't be fighting. Your shoulder got hurt pretty bad.” Sparks eyes observed your shoulder. “It will be fine,” you reassured her. “If you say so,” muttered Sparks. “Alright, we need to keep going, if we want to stop this monster till tomorrow.” Iron said as he walked toward the middle of the stone field. The crew followed him, mentally preparing for the last battle.
Shortly you've reached the middle of the mall. Now there was no violet smoke and no clones. It was your way to get to this villain. But before you could reach him, Izuku held you back. "Please be careful, dear. If your shoulder is still hurt, don't exaggerate yourself, and always stay with someone. We will win this and then we will go on a date." His eyes couldn't hide the worry that simmered in him. "I will be careful, Izu. You don't need to worry, I am still capable of fighting. We will end him." Your hand wandered to caress his cheek. He leaned shortly against your touch. Izuku took your hand in his and kissed your knuckles. "It will be alright, you will see," you whisper. "I know. I am just…" he got interrupted by Iron. "Lovebirds, we don't have all day. Now get going." You chuckled lightly. "I love you, we will talk later." You ended your conversation and got going. "I love you too." He shouted after you, unsatisfied with the interruption. He took a deep breath and followed you into misery.
Angel, Sparks, Iron, and also Infra started to fight against Mimic. He avoided their attacks swiftly and laughed about their failing attempts to kill him. "And you say you are heroes?" Without another thought, you summon a bunch of snakes to help your group. “You think silly snakes would keep me from erasing all of you? What a naive little girl you are.” snorted Mimic overbearing. You didn’t answer. Why should you? He isn't worth any of your words. You send your snakes in intense speed toward him to land the first attack and to gain the upper hand. The snakes attacked his leg, and with their sharp teeth, they bit into it. A painful scream escaped his lips as he kicked them away. “You stupid heroes. You really believe you are saving the world with your stupid work. You are ruining my plan of eternal world peace. Maybe if you’d all die it would be better for all of us. So now perish under my power.” He stretched his arms to the side and screamed like he had been summoned by a demon. “See and die. Heroes.” he laughed as a huge wave of clones entered your way. “Shit.” You gritted your teeth as one of them hit you right on the ground. This time they didn't use any of their quirks. Iron and sparks tried to fight against two of them, but with each second passing by it felt like your team was too weak. But you were a hero you couldn’t be weak. Your hands balled into a fist and landed in the faceless Clone's stomach. It stumbled backward and hissed. The gray clone locked you dead in the eyes and lunged forward to grab you now by your throat. Your feet were now above ground, and you struggled to get out of its grip. By now you could already see the black dots getting more and more. The world started to spin around you. “Yn, can you hear me? Honey?" Someone screamed and shook your body, but you couldn't respond, the world was still a blur. It took a while until you finally snapped out of it, the battlefield, the blood, and the heavy smell of sweat and debris lay in the air. Izukus' green eyes laid worryingly on you. “It's alright. I can fight again,” you reassured him. “Alright, be careful dear. I don't want you to be hurt.” he almost pleaded. “I won't. I promise. Now go and help the others.” A smile forms on your face as he vanishes through the thick dust cloud.
You tried to get back on your feet and tried to move forward, but no one was near you, and neither did you hear any sound of fighting. “Oooohhh, darling, have you lost your friends ?” the raspy voice of Mimic snorted. “They don't need you, you are just another worthless hero. Another piece of shit. Do you really believe your greeny pansy really loves you? Maybe he just acts like it to be more liked by the society of your so-called fans, that only live in a world full of imagination.” A sigh escaped your mouth. “Maybe your right. Maybe this whole hero thing is just a lie I told myself to become famous. I never knew who I wanted to be, but now I see you standing there in this radiant light of the afternoon sun. I think I know now, it was always my destiny to be the one who kills the heroes, to clear the world of its filthiness of it. I want to work by your side.” You walked closer to him, now smiling like a mad person. Mimics' stoic expression changed to a kind of loving one, he spread out his arms as you walked closer to him. “Now child, I am glad you finally found what you've been searching for. Together, my dear, we can change the world.” He embraced you in a tight hug. “ Yes my lord. I will always be yours.”
The world he created around you slowly vanished. You were now back on the field and a devilish smile spread across your face. “Ready to cure the world from its poison.” “Of course.” And with that said your snakes bit into the kneck of him. Blood splattered from it and he began to choke on his own blood. “You are the poison of this world, and I am going to erase you. You had no right to kill the innocent or the heroes. You're just an average psychopath. I hope you land in hell. And for the record Izuku is the most loving husband, he would never do something like that for fame.” His legs gave out and he landed on the dirty ground, surrounded by his own blood pool.
You turned around but no one was there. The fighting noises haven't stopped. You killed him, so why were they still fighting? You ran across the field trying to find your teammates. “Where are you guys?” you screamed at the top of your lung, but nobody answered. The fighting sounds grew louder with each step you took, and now you were running. You saw Iron in the distance. “Guys I killed him.” You screamed happily, but that happiness immediately vanished as you saw the blood bath in front of you. Infra and Sparks lay right in front of you with emotionless eyes, both drenched in their own blood. “Well he isn't dead dumbass, now fight,” shouted Iron hastily. He shot another iron bar at the huge creature in front of him. “What in the actual fuck?” You whispered as you ran into the fight. You let your snakes appear and tried to help fight Mimic. “Why did you think he was dead?” asked Iron while he was producing more weapons for himself. “Well I kinda tricked him earlier and killed him, but I guess that was just a clone of himself. If I hadn't fallen for his trick maybe Infra and Sparks would still fight with us.” The realization hit you harder than you thought. “You can't change the past, what's important now is that you found us and fight with us at this moment. It's not your fault they died, even if you were here you couldn't have helped them. They were dead before Deku and I arrived.” The guilty feeling didn't vanish but you could put on a brave face. “Where is Deku?” “He is fighting him in the air we support him from the ground. Now give me one of your snakes and we will send MImic a message.” With that, he pulled out a metal spear and you put one of your snakes on it. “Now let the magic happen.” With a loud surring, the spear flew through the air. With a loud bang, it hit. And Mimic fell down on the ground. The cracking of his bones filled the now quiet air. You were surprised it was easier than you thought. “Did we do it?” You asked in disbelief. “Yes, we did it” cheered Iron and hugged you tightly.
Izuku landed now on the ground and you nearly tackled him over. “Slow down my dear.” he coughed. “We did it Izu. We did it!” You kissed him deeply not caring about the blood on his lips, coming from a scratch. “Now we need to clean up and then we can finally go home or somewhere else. I just want to forget this horrible day.” You sighed as tears of sadness and relief rolled down your cheeks. With his ripped gloves, Izuku caused your cheeks and got rid of your tears. “You didn't hurt yourself?” “No I am totally fine.” you smiled.
And even though you lost your friend, colleagues, and a lot of citizens you were relieved that this maniac could finally be stopped and Musutafu could be a little bit safer.
#ami writes#mha#bnha#izuku x reader#izuku midoriya#my hero academia#izuku midoria x reader#midoriya x reader#deku x reader#mha angst#mha fluff#bnha angst#bnha fluff#gn!reader#boku no hero academia#no beta we die like man#mha x reader#bnha x reader#mha izuku#bnha izuku#this took months pls be kind#first writing in months#i am excited#comeback#i hope this has enoughs tags now#spelling mistakes on the max because i said so
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I've got some request for Doctors AU, I've watched this scene on Grey's Anatomy. Thena's doing a surgery and Gil reminding her that it's time to take her meds, he's also holding some food. Thena walks through him and grumble while being fed by him.
Some cute, soft, quiet moment for them pls plus the interns being confused if they're married or not.
Thank you!!!
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"Okay, and one...two...three!"
Thena and Ikaris both bear down on the patient, Ikaris using his weight to reset the bone in question, Thena holding down the body to minimise the aftershock damage to the socket. It's a sickening sound, but they both laugh a little at the good sign.
One of the interns gags quietly.
"Please," Thena rolls her eyes at them, the last person interested in sparing their feelings. "You're training to be doctors and you're going to flinch at the sound of a hip joint?"
Ikaris looks at Thena as if the little pack of pups isn't even present, "you really do get the worst of the whelps down here."
Thena shrugs at him, "they come here to make cash, not learn."
A hand shoots up, "I wanna learn!"
"Lesson one, don't kiss ass," Ikaris barks at them. "Now, does one of you runts want to help me with the shoulder?"
They look between them, but Thena snaps her gloves off her hands, "you are here to learn. It's almost as if it's part of your jobs here--to learn to practise medicine?"
She tosses the gloves at them, and the one who catches them instead of letting them fall to the floor, she points to, "you."
The intern sighs, visibly tucking their tail between their legs as both Thena and Ikaris glare at them. They take Thena's position at the opposite side of the bed from Ikaris.
"Just hold 'im down. I'm doin' the hard part anyway."
Thena turns as the door cracks open, revealing a certain paramedic, "Gil?"
"Sorry to interrupt," he whispers, slipping into the room. The interns make room for him by Thena's side. "How's it going?"
"Car crash, some of the other guys picked him up pretty far out of the city," Thena narrates as the intern tries not to cry as Ikaris barks at them to hold the patient steady. "He's lucky it's not worse, but bones got pretty messed up from-"
"Having his feet on the dash," both of them finish simultaneously, laughing a little as they do.
The interns look at them funny for laughing at the severity of the injuries, but their backs go straight as Thena looks at them sharply again.
"Any of you ever done that?"
They all shake their heads, and immediately she can tell at least two of them are lying. She narrows her eyes, "tell me what this guy's recovery is going to look like."
They look between themselves, although they're learning that the longer they take doing so the more they get yelled at. "Uh, six to eight weeks minimum in a full cast-"
"And that's after his post-ops are done," Ikaris interjects as he resets the shoulder with another loud and sickening crack of bone on bone. "You don't just reset a hip and then put 'em in a plaster diaper for two months."
"He's lucky the bone didn't break clear through his pelvis," Thena says, not sugarcoating it at all for the young minds in the room. They shudder, but she looks up at Gil, "you back from a run?"
"Yep," he grins at her, "and it's that time."
Thena frowns, turning over her wrist to look at her watch and then back up at him, "I can't just leave the whelps."
Gil shrugs, though, "we can do it here."
The interns begin to trade looks between themselves, a few of them seeming vaguely flustered.
"No, we can't," Thena huffs at Gil, tucked right into her personal bubble. She puts her hands on her hips, "we're in the middle of a case."
"Ikaris has it under control," Gil waves vaguely in the direction of their colleague with his hoodie pocket. "And you're not going to avoid me all day, so you might as well just let me get it over with."
A few of the interns blush.
"Gil," Thena sighs, almost seeming sheepish herself. She knows better than to try and fight him on this, "you don't have to do this, you know."
"Maybe," he neither admits nor denies, instead just sidestepping her protests, as weak as they are. "But I want to, and that's all that matters."
Even Ikaris is eyeing them occasionally while he checks over the rest of the patient's crumbled tinfoil ball of a body.
Thena sighs and rolls her eyes as loudly as possible. Gil lets her, reaching into his pockets and pulling out a pill bottle, a bundle of wax wrap, and a bottle of vitamin water.
The interns watch in shock - and maybe a little horror - as Gilgamesh first presses the pill between Thena's lips, then tips up the water for her to take a sip. Her hands remain planted on her hips, so she technically isn't handling any contamination for herself.
"And," Gil smiles as he unwraps the wax wrap, holding up a rice ball.
Thena eyes the onigiri. "Tuna?"
"Of course," he grins, holding it up for her to take a bite. She licks her lips, and he takes the liberty of grabbing a grain of rice she missed for himself.
Thena sighs, unable to keep herself from smiling, "how do you find the time to be such a good cook?"
"Just for you, dear," he chuckles, offering another bite. "How is it?"
He's not talking about the onigiri he has lovingly made and now fed to her. He's not talking about how her day is going or even how this specific patient is going for her.
Thena looks down at the leg of hers that had been impaled an increasing number of weeks ago. She's on the last week of her antibiotic and nerve suppressant medications for it, which Gil is hand feeding her for the sake of keeping her timing consistent.
Gil tucks some of her stray hair behind her ear as he offers another sip of lemonade flavoured water. The interns - and Ikaris - are still being forced to witness every sickening moment of it.
"It's okay," Thena tells Gil honestly as she's chewing. "It's still a little sore some mornings, but once I get going, it's fine."
"And you're still-"
"I'm still doing the stretches," she drones out like a teenager being asked something tedious. Gil has been more strict about her regiment than her physiotherapist, which she has told him multiple times. He only seems proud of that, though.
"Good," he grins as she finishes off the light snack. He swipes his thumb at the corners of her lips again before taking the rest of the water for himself. "Kingo and I are headed out. I'll see you tonight?"
Thena just nods, waving at him to wish him luck on his next run into the field.
Ikaris sighs roughly through his teeth, snapping off his gloves as well. "That's all we can do at the moment. From here, we get him prepped for surgery so we can look at his nerve damage and see just how hard rehabilitation is going to be."
The intern who helped him reset the bone is white as a ghost, paler than the Phantom of the ER herself.
"Go inform Ajak," Thena orders the pups, who walk out talking amongst themselves.
"I didn't know her husband could cook."
"Dude, I didn't even know he was her husband!"
"Really?--all you have to do is see them together once and you know."
Ikaris walks out behind them alongside Thena, who is rubbing sanitiser into her hands. She doesn't seem to be aware of the interns gossiping about her, or maybe she's just used to it. Ikaris has to admit that even he hadn't thought they were together. Although Sersi is always telling him he's a bit thick about this stuff.
He didn't think they were public about it, at least. But it doesn't get much more public than letting your husband hand feed you a home cooked lunch in front of the interns.
#Thenamesh Doctor AU#before I even saw the clip#I knew exactly what you were talking about#this is a very cute scene#admittedly Thena isn't a surgeon but I still wanted to write this#Thena is...the queen of oblivious#she and Gil are just like that#as far as she's concerned#yeah he makes her lunches#and sometimes he feeds her if her hands are full#and yeah he calls her honey and dear and sweetheart#and yeah they spend every possible moment together#and yeah everyone knows this about them#but she doesn't see why that makes people think they're together#like...#sure jan#anyway Ikaris goes home like#when did Thena and Gil get married?#and Sersi spits her tea out and gapes at him like WHAT?!?!!?!
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More of my TMNT 2012 AU! bc i have thoughts✨️
How do they end up in the Future?
We start in season 2, after X Dimension but before The Invasion, so things are Tense
The usual check up of a very suspicious kraang base going from spying to fighting real quick. Why? There was a cockroach right there, man, and it flew!
Mikey was very smug of the fact that this time it wasn't his fault. Raph was Not Amused.
there was a large portal of pink light on the other side of the garage, which they believed was another portal to the X dimension
Mikey kept a healthy and respectful distance from the thing. maybe he was the king of dimension x, but he had no intention of going back there, thank you very much!
His brothers didn't kept such distance
The fight, as always, went south and the portal broke down, not without sucking Leo, Raph and Donnie in
Mikey just stood there, in a building that was burning down and surrounded by broken robots, without brothers in sight
Meanwhile, the bros end up in a dirty hole in the middle of a wasteland, with heavy air and a green mist everywhere, without their Orange brother, with only one sword and one sai
They are, righfully, in full panic
The city looks like it had been bombed, with kraangs coming and going in big machines
They go to Home in search of their family, but the place is just as destroyed as everything else , and there they just find the old tree as the only living thing
Just when they decide to go and check in april's house, they come across a little girl with a Red bow and a very harsh temper
They decide to take the little girl with her family before looking for their own
And when the little girl starts talking about that amazing Sensei of hers, maybe is their Splinter?
They do NOT expect to find a very Stressed Out Mutant (a gecko, it seems) in their way to the little girl's home
'Daddy says he sucks ass at fighting'
'Im telling your mom you said that'
They witness the mighty rivalry between a grown ass Mutant Gecko and a little girl
Curiously, the mutant, Mondo, doesn't look at them in the eyes while he guides them to 'The Lair'
Facts About Future Gang!
After the boys went missing, they tried to look for them but the invasion came with all it's fury
Just like in canon, they lose the Lair as well as Splinter, but in this timeline they didn't leave New York
Casey has a prosthetic leg made with trash and a little of kraang technology, made by dr. Rockwell, Leatherhead and Mikey. There were a lot of explosions and Casey loved every single one
April had an Incident with the Kraang that ended with her having the Really Cool Tentacles coming out of her head. Now she uses an undercut to let them go as they please without her hair getting in the way.
Casey and April are not a couple, just best friends that hooked up that one time due to grief and suddenly they had a baby coming
They don't like to acknowledge it, but the three of them know that having little Jones in their lives saved them from going in very dark paths
Mikey was this close to go Last Ronin Mode
At some point, Mikey teaches April how to use Donnie's Bo and teaches Casey' how to use Raph's sai
Karai made April a full kunoichi
Karai has her new clan of ninjas that fuck things up and help survivors taking them to Mikey's Base
Mikey's code name for the survivors is Holy Chalupa bc Karai thought it was funny as shit
Casey is the leader of a group of explorers and always brings gifts to the fam
Casey and Mikey meet Mondo Gecko while running for their lives (Mondo smashed his skate in Casey's head) one year after The Invasion
April, Casey and Mikey co-parent Little Jones (it takes an army to raise a Jones)
One time they tried to make a retro-mutagen, but it was a bad batch and things went south
Casey's dna mutated Mikey a little, boy ended up in bed with a fever for a week and woke up with black hair and a body a little more human everyone disliked that) His bones are NOT happy
Casey too stayed in bed for a week, and dude ended up with stronger bones (everyone is grateful for that) and some patches of green scales here and there. He is trying to convince Leatherhead and Rockwell to make him a battle shell
Turtle pile hours with Mikey and Casey ft Little Jones
#tmnt 2012 au#tmnt 2012#tmnt leo 2012#tmnt raph 2012#tmnt donatello 2012#tmnt donnie 2012#tmnt mikey 2012#tmnt april 2012#tmnt casey 2012#apocalyptic future au
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MY THOUGHTS ON THE MANDALORIAN - Chapter 18 "The Mines of Mandalore"
Days late, but here it is my impressions about the latest episode. It was so great that reduced me to a screaming mess, especially with that ending. I still cannot believe it!
As I've watched the episode a few times already, this is going to be more my general thoughts on what stood out more for me than reactions to every scene. I should apologize in advance, because I'll get a bit rant-y on some points (about the fandom, not the show).
So, let's begin…
I love that Din did a pit stop in Tatooine and visit Peli (I love her so much). It was obvious that she was his go-to to find the circuit for IG-11. I've seen people complaining that that bit of trying to fix IG-11 in the previous episode is irrelevant now if Din was getting R5 anyway, and honestly, it makes me shake my head. Haven't any of you watched the trailers? We KNEW Din would fly the N1 with R5-D4 docked in the astromech port. It was obvious (to me, at least) that he was going to use him to navigate to Mandalore. Besides, astromech were made exactly for that function. IG droids were not.
I know that there's the thing about Din trusting one (1) droid, which gives all the feels, but that of bringing IG-11 back won't go to waste. I think IG-11 will be fixed anyway to be Nevarro's new marshal, which fits much better with his original function, don't you think? That'd be great because it'll mean we'll see him again and again as long as the show continues.
I wonder how many languages Peli speaks, because so far we've seen her speaking Basic, droid, Jawaese, Rodian, Frog, whatever it was Dr. Mandible spoke, and I assume she speaks Huttese too. She's a human universal translator!
And Grogu is going to say his first word this season and going to be dad, buir, or an equivalent. It'd be funny if he goes from babbling incoherently to perfect speech in a night. Extremely unnerving, but funny as hell.
Another thing I've seen in other reviews is that some people didn't expect Din going to Mandalore so soon. I was not among those. I think it's perfect. And for what we saw in the trailers, that should've been obvious too. People might think the footage in the trailers covers the whole season. I got news for you, my darlings: it does not. It covers only the first half of the season (just like it did in season 2). So, considering that, Din wasn't going the entire season going from here to there before getting to Mandalore. Remember that this season also is somewhat setting things up for Ahsoka and is upping the stakes. It's no longer only Din and Grogu anymore.
My heart melted completely when Din said "Our people" talking to Grogu about Mandalore. The whole scene is amazing. Not just because of Din including Grogu as a mandalorian, but also because we got more tidbits of his childhood. He confirmed what I suspected; that he's never lived in Mandalore, just in Concordia. And, we got a geography lesson, making canon that Mandalore and Kalevala are in the same system.
Grogu was a ball of anxiety the whole episode, first when Din sent R5 to get the readings, then when Din got kidnapped (me, too), and because of the bird-lizard thing that went after him. Poor baby!
But I can't help laughing at how fast Grogu convinces Din of anything. Repeated knocking or a whine is enough for Din to give in.
An episode where Din doesn't get his ass kicked is not a Mandalorian episode, and like in the premiere he wasn't, he got a double dose in the second 😆 And I like that he still struggles with the darksaber. We need Sabine to train him!
Live-action Mandalore, I love it. It's both beautiful and haunting, the way the crystallized rock resembles explosions. I love the design of the wreckage city, that you almost can see how it was before, especially if you've seen TCW and Rebels (mostly TCW, bc Rebels was set outside Sundari, and in Krownest).
What the hell was that thing that tried to bleed out? take bone marrow? from Din?! I don't know what it was, but first, it sounded a lot like Grievous; and I guess it needed Din's fluids to function/survive. All I know is that it was creepy as hell and well sure it didn't help Din and his trauma with droids.
Grogu being able to control his own pram is the best!. I thought at first that he was moving it with the Force (maybe for going forward) but then I realized there are controls for him in the front.
I must say that even when I'm not a fan of Bo-Katan, this episode made her bloom as an even more complex character. I love that for her. It's obvious that she has plenty of regrets for all she did in the past, but my beef with her is that, sure, she sees now all the mistakes that were made by all Mandalorians, but she hasn't spoken out loud of her part in it. She always speaks in general terms of Mandalorians but never say I did this, I was one of those, except to say I was the ruler and the Empire came and defeat me. She distances herself from her worst mistakes. Not that it isn't a normal human reaction, but it'd be nice having her owning her mistakes.
Putting my personal feelings about her aside, the scene of Bo battling that thing was awesome!!! So badass!!! The ease with which she wields the Darksaber is satisfying to watch. My favorite part is when she slides underneath the droid and cut it open. So cool!
It didn't occur to me until I heard it in a YT video, that when Bo says she didn't embarrass her dad when she took the creed might not mean that she usually displeased her dad and that specific day she didn't, which is how most people took it as. Maybe what she meant was that she DID take the creed while Satine didn't (because of her pacifist ideals), and therefore, embarrassing their father. That it's an interesting theory. I like it. It'd add more flavor to family drama (as if it didn't have enough of it 😆)
Deep down, I knew Din wasn't going to take his helmet off to bathe in the Living Waters, but he would take the rest of his armor, so he didn't sink, exactly like he did. That scene is both beautiful (as he recites the vow) and funny (the moment he sinks). Then fears hits, and I first wondered how he sunk so fast! The only explanation I can find is that the mythosaur pulled him under.
And OH MY GOD!!! The reveal of the Mythosaur was AWESOME!!! As soon as I saw the tusks, I lost it!!! This is when I became a screaming mess. I couldn't believe one of my wildest theories was true!! Since last year, when the Armorer said that the mythosaur would rise up to herald a new Mandalore, I had the feeling that Mythosaur were down in the mines, or at least one. I can't believe I was right!
#episode review#the mandalorian#mando spoilers#chapter 18 the mines of mandalore#din djarin#grogu#bo katan kryze
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well researched hateration of blue avatar 2 the second one because it's not enough (for me personally) to say "it's racist and the plot sucks" and leave it at that
(even though that is facts)
I've seen the whole thing (and the first film so I knew to lower my expectations to 0) not in the cinema because I don't want to give James Cameron money because I enjoy hatewatching every now and then. I didn't like it because I came to hear some ejective consonants and they spoke in English the whole time, and also mostly because it was just kind of bad in ways that are frustrating rather than funny. It's just a rehash of the first film but with even more appropriation.
There isn't enough plot for 3 hours of film and there really could have been. The base full of sympathetic humans has gotten no supplies in like 10-12 years, it should be struggling, a lot. They would basically be space subsistence farmers as trying to keep their bunker sealed from even just the poisonous atmosphere would be full time work. The humans from the city could have decimated Jake's human support with a smallpox blanket.
So spider gallivanting using precious oxygen tanks should not be a thing. He can't go Earth because cryo damages babies or whatever, but also because earth's comparatively higher gravity would kill him. It's unethical for him to exist which is why every soldier going to Pandora is (or should be) sterilised. I was going to say that Jake's avatar body not being sterile is silly but actually, the government creating avatar bodies for the explicit purpose of intermarrying with the locals so they could have humanity sympathetic hybrid offspring and lay claim to the land makes a ton more sense than whatever their canon purpose is, and historically such tactic worked extremely well.
Anyway in spider's case that there's no other kids means he's a freak accident. He shouldn't just have an identity crisis, he should have a ton of physical health problems too from eating gruel all his life and having low gravity put his bones, joints and organs on the stretching rack while Jake sully's biological kids are eating real food (that humans can't eat) and doing backflips in the forest.
Not to mention lung damage from breathing outside air which he 1000% would have tried to do at some point just like every kid with a serious allergy. Like it would make more sense for him to be sympathetic to his racist ass daddy if quatrich is the only one who isn't treating spider like an inconvenience they have to tolerate or with pity like he's made of glass (which realistically speaking he is.) Plus him having deadlocks is silly.
I know it's because Jake has them but that's dumb too. The omatikaya have braids even though they have straight hair which, if you've ever braided straight hair will know is difficult, time consuming, and has to be redone frequently. In that case, Jake being the chief and having a hairstyle that comparatively requires no maintainance makes 0 sense.His and Neytiri's hairstyles should be the most elaborate both to show status and because it's a visual signifier that he relies on/ is accountable the community because he wouldn't be able to take care of that kind of hair by himself.
Maybe he deliberately got dreadlocks so he can have long hair without have to bother with all that which made sense since he's had a crew cut his whole life, but the omatikaya should find that really fucking weird. Like they're still finding the time to do their hair while fighting a guerrilla war, so rejecting that could have been a whole thing imo.
It wasn't, because the omatikaya just fucking vanish from the film, and there's no rhyme or reason to hairstyle choice on any na'vi characters other than James Cameron seeing a black person and going "that looks cool," and hitting the denegrofication beam.
The clothing design and just culture design in general is just so fucking lazy and kind of culturally appropriatative. Like the metkayina are just Maori people. If James Cameron wanted to be inspired it's whatever but the way he did it has just got to be offensive.
Like the tattoos. Where is the ink from? what significance do they have like age, rank, clan affiliation, history? They have to be important to the metkayina if they are ok with obscuring their bioluminescent skin to have tattoos when they're underwater (where it's dark) all the time. We spend a lot of time with those people (except at the end where they disappear so Jake can have his showdown) but don't get to know basic info.
The metkayina should not be speaking the same kind of na'vi. They live really far away from the omatikaya so Jake and neytiri would be struggling to communicate using a trade pidgin and spider should have no fucking clue what any of them are saying even if he speaks omatikaya na'vi natively. Since the kids don't know what sign language is it's unlikely, but if the na'vi don't have different regional languages because of the hive mind or whatever, a competent world builder would have expanded upon that. Like if they have time to (not) explain how Kiri exists they could have touched on language.
The plot point about the liquid in the brains of the sapient whales is silly. Stopping aging is cool and all but unobtanum is actually useful to non rich people. When Europeans colonised the Americas they didn't only grow sugar. There simply wouldn't be enough demand to keep the economy afloat on luxuries. Like the film brushing past there being multiple sapient species to do unobtanium 2 electric Boogaloo is certainly a choice I'll say.
I get why people like this film. Like if this thin veneer of a plot was churned out so James Cameron can have his OCs animated and voice acted, and people can project into his characters lack of character, cool. I can even respect it. I don't even like the property much and I essentially wrote a fix-it-fic. But it's just hinting at being good constantly and it's like biting into a jam doughnut and getting an air pocket instead of jam.
I even actually enjoyed the 1st film when I watched in 2009 but like, why are all the problems I was too in primary school to notice still there in the sequel. Like if an actual Maori person (or a black person or native American person cause he just kind of appropriated from everywhere) wanted to make a fantasy or sci-fi story inspired by their culture it would be too niche but some white guy throws stuff in a blender and it's ok.
Like think about how how rich the metkayina culture would be if it was created by someone who understands why ocean faring cultures are the way they are, or how deep the plot could be if he understood why colonisation works the way it does, or how cool the creature design would be if they weren't just earth animals but with 6 legs and glowing skin.
They're in another star system why are the na'vi mammals?? It was a plot point in the 1st film that they have sex the same way humans do but like, why. Why do Navi women have breasts and impractical beaded shirts that would only make sense as ceremonial wear. Why do they have the concept of women?? I know the na'vi have to look like humans do the audience can empathize with them, but why are they basically just big humans?? Another thing that should have been a thing is jake running his family like a millitary squad. Why. There's no indication "man is head of household" is a thing so like ?
TLDR If James Cameron wanted it to be light viewing that's fine, but the constant hinting at something deeper plot/worldbuilding that doesn't exist (and the appropriation) it's just so grating. This should be a cult classic that inspires kids to get into worldbuilding not something that is making money right now. I don't want to see more of this, I want to see more people inspired by this to make something actually good, and if this lacklustre stuff is cornering the market I just get more this.
#avatar the way of water#blue avatar#avatar 2#rant#why are people paying to watch this#i expected the film to only be relevant long enough for someone to make a compilation video of every time they speak navi in the 1st film#i like the way it sounds but don't want to have to skip through all the time#this made so much money they're actually going to keep making these#why do so many people like avatar 2 when they don't even speak the fake language or talk of the fake creatures. i mean it can't be the plot
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Underwater AU
McShep | 1072 words | G | AU-gust 2022
When they arrive in Atlantis the city doesn’t rise, but the shield doesn’t fail. They’re stuck at the bottom of the ocean. John’s not feeling it. At all. Rodney to the rescue.
More and more, John spends time here. It’s one of the few places in Atlantis where the ceiling is made of windows, so it’s the only place he can look up, up, up…
It’s an atrium, or would be, if the room was in use.
It’s not.
There are large, empty planters— places where life should flourish, but doesn’t. Hasn’t. Not for thousands of years. Life needs light. Nothing new can grow, not without the sun, which can’t reach this deep, but is somewhere up there, and so far out of reach. The room is an empty vessel without the sun, without life. Scraggly branches, ten thousand years dead, mock the room’s purpose. Uncleared, unimportant, with the room not in use.
John chokes off a laugh. Or is it a sob?
Utterly useless.
Maybe someone will find him here 10,000 years hence, scraggly bones, with as little purpose as the room they find him in.
Head tilted back against the edge of the couch, he stares at where the sky should be, where the water is instead. He feels the crushing weight of it against his bones, shield be damned, until his ribs, his lungs ache with it. He can’t breathe, air coming in ragged gasps.
He’s never told anyone where he goes, sometimes only coming back to the little pocket of the city they inhabit if the radio chirps. If he notices. It doesn’t chirp often.
Then there’s Rodney.
“Major, I have been looking for you everywhere in this godforsaken tomb of a city. I know you’re off shift but most of us keep our radioes on. Emergencies? Ever heard of those? Do I need to put a little bell on you? Subcutaneous transmitter? Or a—”
Apparently all it takes to shut up one Motormouth McKay is one Air Force Major staring into the abyss, barely breathing.
After that, Rodney comes to the atrium often.
“Chess?”
“Raid Zelenka’s coffee stash?”
“Cards?”
“I hear Roberts’ set up something that resembles bowling.”
It’s always hard to move at first, to shift the weight of the sea off him, but he does because he knows, after the first time, how vocally and stubbornly Rodney will insist if he doesn’t.
“Yeah, bowling, sure.”
*
This room isn’t any better than the atrium. There’s no view of the fathomless ocean that envelops them but it’s no less oppressive. The steady ache in his bones deepens.
“What do you want, McKay?”
John’s only been here once, months ago, when Rodney had first asked him to turn on one of funny, near-cylindrical ships. Military officer or glorified light-switch, he’s not sure which anymore. As Rodney babbles out an explanation, John finds it hard to follow. He’s trapped in a pocket of memory he’s tried hard to box up and away…
The ship opening up for him in a way nothing else in Atlantis has. A spaceship. It wants to be flown. It wants John to be the one to do it. It’s been suffocating, needing to break free into the atmosphere and beyond. The whole galaxy used to be open to it, and now… John knows without knowing that it’s something he can do, same as walking, as breathing. He’s the ship, the ship is him, the things they could do together.
But they don’t.
Grounded.
Permanently.
“Major!”
John blinks.
“You haven’t taken in a single word of my brilliance, have you?”
“Uh…”
“This is what happens when you pull miracles out of your ass every day. Everyone gets used to it. You are all witnessing genius and you can’t even see it anymore. I can’t believe—”
“Rodney!”
“Fine, fine.” Rodney crosses his arms, looks put upon. He pauses a moment for dramatic effect. “This.” He points at one of the ships. “It swims now.”
John blinks again. He can’t mean…
“For a race who made their city submergible you would think they would have figured out how to turn their ships into submarines, but no. Oh no. They left that up to one Genius Rodney McKay. Weeks of work. Weeks! Time I will—”
John can’t breathe. “Will it…” he can’t even say it. He just can’t.
Rodney’s voice goes soft. “Yeah, John. It will. All the way up to the surface.”
Something loosens and tightens in John all at the same time.
“Or, well, it makes it in 98% of the simulations which I’ll have you know is—”
Something breaks free.
His arms are around Rodney and they’re staggering back, all but crashing into the ship behind him because John has thrown himself forward, crushing Rodney to him. This… this… He buries his face into the heat of Rodney’s neck. Words build up, too many of them, scraping his throat raw. He gets two of them out, barely. “Thank you.”
Then Rodney is finally holding him back, broad hands scorching him through his t-shirt. He lets out a self-deprecating chuckle and pats him on the back. “It hasn’t worked yet.”
John tightens his hold, stays buried, emotions pinging around him wildly out of control, after being held tight for too long. “It doesn’t matter. God, Rodney, it doesn’t matter. You tried.”
“I did.”
For you.
He doesn’t say it, but John hears it, knows it. This isn’t one of Atlantis’ ongoing projects, though it clearly should have been. Rodney’s done this. On the side. For him.
When he pulls back, with more reluctance than he has ever pulled back from a hug, neither of them comment on the wetness he’s wiping away.
John feels his lips quirk up into a smile. “Wanna go for a ride?”
“In that tin can of death? Are you insane? Are you aware of how much pressure there is at this depth? 98% probability of success still means 2% chance—”
Without letting himself think, John grabs Rodney’s hand and tugs so that they’re pressed close again. His turns his smile into a pout. “Pretty please?”
“Oh for! Don’t look at me like that.” Rodney throws up his free hand. “This is going to be a thing, isn’t it? You do that with your mouth and I give in.”
“Is that a yes?”
Rodney sighs, trying but failing to look put upon. “The first of many I’m sure.”
When they break the surface of the water the steady aching pressure turns into a lightness, his bones going hollow and bird-like. When John looks up, up, up… there’s nothing but endless blue.
He’s home.
Free.
Also on AO3
#stargate atlantis#mcshep#gosh I have feels about this idea#too many for a short fic#but I hope I squished most of them in there#john gives me all the feelings#rodney bb#pinkoptics writes
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“Forgive me, for all the things I did but mostly for the ones I did not.” -Donna Tartt
Jackson and David>>>>> but omg the fanfiction Jackson reads😂
I feel he's not possessed bc they have mentioned it a lot and they want to make us believe it is that but at the end it will be a plot twist I JUST KNOW IT!!!
The man David feared he was turning into sooner rather than later.
“I’m nothing like you,” David whispered. “Do you hear me?”
YOU ARE NOTHING LIKE HIM BABE😭😭
Idk what's happening but I feel like it is not good and that faerie was up to something....
“Did you…Did you just break into the Silent City? David asked.
“I don’t know why you look surprised,” Max replied incredulously. “I broke into hell."
My boy set expectations way to high
He knows David so well!!! Yeah I'm crying what about it 😭
I thought for a sec miscommunication was going to hurt again..
Miscommunication: lll . Talking to each other: l?? I think???
It was a piece of information that sometimes overwhelmed David with pride and want and desire.
The fact that his boyfriend was so powerful. The fact that he was royalty. The fact that despite all of that, Max wanted and chose and loved David.
I honestly also forget sometimes that Max is so fucking powerful... What a king😎
Does it have something to do with Chopin????
David smiled against the boy’s cheek and pressed a sloppy kiss. “Louder." Omfg THAT scene holy fucking shit!! I am 100% here for feral and horny David tbh..
“First of all, it’s also called the Bone City,” Max huffed and then crossed his arms. “And I swear to you, this man jumped me. I’m innocent.” funny thing is that this is completely correct but no one believes him😂😂 your reputation precedes you babe...
“David. You have demon blood.” WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK??? I HAVE QUESTIOND MAAM
“Apparently they’ve progressed into boning in the Bone City,” Anjali said, grinning a little. “Gabriel’s words. Not mine.” No, no, they've got a point...
There was a sliver of vulnerability in her voice, something he rarely he ever heard from Anjali.
He held onto it and wrapped it around himself.
....
She didn’t have to the Anjali Rosales.
She had had to be his amor.
I'm all here for Anjali being a badass, but Anjali being soft with Rafael???? Now that shit hits on a whole new level🥺🥺🥺
The color symbolism!!!! Screaming 😭
Achilles being a great lider😍 ?? Head of the Mexico Institute?? God, how I would wish to see that!!
So, I ask you to think wisely. Fighting is not the only way to save someone. There is more you can do. I hope you do it." Camilla kicked ass with that presentation!! I bow to our Queen 👑
It was David who had told Max that his heart was pure despite what was in his blood.
It was David who had promised him that he was good.
Now it was Max’s turn.
That quote still lives in my mind rent free💙
Good theories, but I feel like they aren't correct... Just an idea...
What do you mean there is ichor inside his body?” Lexi asked and then looked at Max. “What kind of weird sex are you guys having?" Lexi is the absolute best😂😂😂
“Can you pull his hair back?” Max asked lamely. “If he is throwing up, then you need to hold his hair back.” I just- They are just so thoughtful of the little things
Fuck you, Mallory!! Istg I need to take a second to calm myself when I'm reading about her
He told her what happened. Is you stupid, Max??🙂
It was Mallory I just know it!! He wanted him to hate David!!! What the hell did she do????
Mina had no limits. Mina had no filter. In fact, the heathen would demand more details when Max told her stuff. Yeah, cause she is A MILLION time better!!!
“You’re very nice to me,” Mallory said gently. “You don’t know how rare that is for someone like me.” it's cause you are a psycho 🔪🙂
Bitch, he is being nice to you like a decent person!! He doesn't like you like that!! Move on!!! But also the gift was really cool and it just makes things worse😭
Does Marcus really fail to see how disastrous that would be??? Like, is he that naïve???
But what is the point of trying to save people who are already dying? Isn’t that too late? Why try to heal pain when you can prevent harm?” I'm about to make it too late for you🗡️😊
Yeah Magnus, go off and put him in his place!!!
God he is so smart and I am honestly concerned about the Lightwood-Banes....
This was his destiny. He need to chill a little in this destiny thing
Anjali speaking facts as usual!!! I'm so glad she carries the braincells of the whole Clave 🥰
“They are the enemy!” Marcus said in frustration.
“Who are you to decide that?” she demanded angrily.
THIS>>>>
Marcus ignored her authority and pointed a gun at her???? And just when I thought I could heel more hate in my heart.....
So, the ley lines were down in Berlin too. Five down. Four more to go. Mmm, what?😀 WHAT IS HE DOING????
I am fearing everyone's lives right now. Thank you so much Marcus' dad whose name I keep forgetting!!!
This chapter, as always, was a rollercoaster. I loved it!!!
💙.💙.💙.
Thank you.
I made a Devlin tiktok for you. It’s shit but I give it an A+ for effort 🥰
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Talk to Her ౨ৎ
Pairing: Alastor x Radio Host ! Reader
Tags: tbh, I don’t really know..
Song: Talk To Her - The Marias
A/N: I don’t know about this one.. but I’ll accept any feedback to this!
A/N 2: This was made weeks ago and I honestly didn’t liked this but I’ll heard out your feedbacks! Plus Happy Valentine’s Day mwah!
Now, the Pride Ring had a well known radio host, The Radio Demon aka Alastor. Locally known in the Pentagram City but of course not everyone knew about him, cough cough Lucifer cough..
But there was another Radio Host in that same city, you.
Alastor never knew about you until you randomly appeared here on hell and everyone started to talk about you. You were a modern sinner, you died just one year ago and you already had your own broadcast? Interesting..
Obviously, Alastor was kinda.. intrigued by this since he thought he was the only one making broadcast in that city.
You could say he was a tiny bit jealous at that since you were you were the new talk of the city! How could he not! Of course, he won’t admit it cause of his pride and big ass fragile ego- okay okay, maybe he’s not like that..
He decided to hear one of your broadcast this midnight, Gods knows why you decide to do it at those hours but it’s cause it’s more “comforting” to you.
It’s just you talking about your human live, what happened in Pentagram city, gossip but it was mostly your thoughts and you alone in that studio of yours.
It was finally midnight, Alastor was in his radio tower, black coffee in hand as he waited for you to start your broadcast and..
“It all comes and goes in waves, everything looks the same.. the cornfields, the cows, the flies, the coughing, the musky air that fills our rows and permeates.” You started out. No introducing? That’s interesting. He thought.
“Even through the ash infested vents from the fires, eating away at the barks of trees like this moment.. eating away at the last dose of happiness lingering on the dust of our bones.”
Looks like you were talking about your human days. “That night, wrapped in crispy motel sheets..” I chuckled a bit remembering that time.
“I clenched my body and pretended I was an embryo in my mothers womb, funny, isn’t it?” You commented. “It was the only source of warmth and comfort that could sing me to sleep.. But now, I see the sheep out the window on green pastures, I hope they have water..”
“I sometimes imagined myself.. being reincarnated as one.. and jumping over those low wire fences to freedom, I wonder how far I could make it without a human catching me.” You sounded a little bit sad when saying that.
“Taming me, bringing me back to their living painting, a life to look at as they wash the dishes.. smeared with my mothers milk that they stole from me..” Silence could be hear after you said that, people thought it was over but you spoke again
“It’s raining finally,” I won’t lie that some sinners did looked at the window when you said that but remembering that in The Pride Ring it doesn’t even rain.
“And the van was slowly drifting into the other lane, I was driving, everyone else was asleep, sometimes coming up for air, their heads poking up like groundhogs,” You laugh a bit.
“Before sinking back into their holes but it’s not all dark and grim.. there are moments of hope, they came to me when it’s quiet.. they came to me when everyone is synched in their levels of happy, which- it didn’t happen often.. but when it did, it was.. nice.”
“I wonder if we’ll look back and think that these miles of cornfields.. these anguished breaths, these forced smiles, these moments that were gone, the momentary calms.. and the thousands of lil bugs pressed against our windshields,”
“God, those are the worst.” You said complaining about it.
“But they were all worth it..” You said. “I honestly don’t know.. where I’m supposed to be right now, like yes, I’m in hell for a reason but.. what’s my place here?
“There’s a hollow thought that takes control of me..” You said before the broadcast finished. Alastor didn’t expect this, he thought it was another cheap mediocre podcast under Vox’s stupid name but no.. you were different? Refreshing? He couldn’t find the words but you were now even more intriguing!
The next day, everyone from the hotel was having their usually morning routine before Charlie spoke up about this Radio Host that she heard about while her and Vaggie went to gather sinners who wanted to redeeem themselves. She can’t lie that she mentioned it only cause Alastor also has a radio broadcast.
All of them talked about it, about how maybe you would consider to redeem yourself or how it would be nice if you and Alastor should collaborate or or or- yea.. that’s just Charlie saying stuff at this point but! Collaborating wouldn’t be a bad idea, right..?
“You should talk to her!” Charlie says to Alastor. To be honest, he also wanted to met you, you seem interesting plus it’s not like you see someone broadcasting while using a radio unlike.. others. So he did, he went to meet you cause now you were a new source of entertainment along with the hotel!
© LAINSSHOP 2024
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You know what I love? That pretty much any constellation of Greed Lives AUs is going to be absolutely hilarious. A fucking riot. A blast. Shenanigans central.
1. Greed lives, remains hitched to Ling's body.
They now both have to deal with the fact that they quite like each other, actually, and also that Greed tried to die for Ling. Ling is mad. Greed is having an identity crisis. They have to sort their shit out while sharing a braincell AND get their asses back to Xing AND not get assassinated on the way there. Priceless.
Also, once they sort each other out, the absolute comedic chaos of having an Emperor of Xing who is quite literally being possessed by a demon? Amazing. Everybody hates it, except Greed and Ling who are having the time of their life. Greed and Ling work together quite beautifully when it comes to politics, kind of a good cop/bad cop vibe going. They also bicker like an old married couple. The palace staff is terrified of getting eaten until they eventually figure out that the demon is the nicer one of the two, actually. Sometimes Greed gets bored of politics and kidnaps the Emperor. Everyone can always tell which of them is in control until they can't, bc hitchhiking inside a body for long enough gives you a very good grip of your buddy's mannerism. Lan Fan starts going grey at like, nineteen.
2. Greed lives, gets his original body back.
A lot of yelling at first, Ling is mad and now he can actually give Greed the silent treatment. Both of them cope very poorly with not having someone on the backburner at all times. Greed is having an identity crisis (bis). They eventually work it out, possibly with some help from Lan Fan who is already Done with their shit after the first hour.
And then, you know. They make up, make out, go to Xing, shenanigans ensue. Again, the Xingese court has no idea how to deal with this random foreigner the new Emperor brought with him. They have absolutely no concept of physical boundaries between the two of them bc they were literally sharing a body for a good long while, and are all over each other all the time and don't fucking seem to realize. Like, the Emperor (whom no one else is allowed to approach unless they want Lan Fan's knife in their guts) just holds court with this Amestrian monster draped halfway across his lap, making disparaging comments about his ministers. Greed loudly declares that he owns the Emperor and thus the entire Empire and does not get executed for it. Everyone assumes they are boning, which is funny if they are and even funnier if they aren't. Sometimes Greed gets bored and kidnaps the Emperor. Lan Fan goes grey even earlier.
3. Greed lives, gets a duplicate of Ling's body.
Same as above but with added ridiculousness, and bonus everyone can tell which is which until they can't, because again, sharing a body for long enough gives you an uncanny grip on your better worse half's body language and mannerism. Ling grows like 5cm taller than Greed bc he wasn't done growing when they got merged and he's catching up. Greed is extremely pissed about it. Greed does all of Ling's accounting work because it turns out he really loves numbers and Ling hates it. Ling does all the diplomatic shit unless subtlety won't cut it anymore in which case Greed takes over. The rumor mill outside the palace cannot decide whether the Emperor is possessed, has a secret twin, a demonic double, or some really strange mood swings. This is not helped by the fact that Greed sometimes kidnaps the Emperor to go get piss-drunk in the city. They still have no boundaries between the two of them and it weirds everyone out. Lan Fan is So Done.
#fmab#fma:b#greed#ling yao#ling#greedling#i love these idiots so much#i also very much enjoy the fact that#like#greed is definitely the softer one#for all his bluster he is in fact a huge fucking dork who loves his friends#ling is much more of a cunning asshole he just plays the fool much better#kind of which ppl leaned into this more in their fics tbh#same w mustang but i disgress#i have so many HCs about these two someone hold me down before i write a fucktonof meta#i even kept it mostly sfw look at that#moth talks#meta
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