SAKIRA DEARYY HOW HAVE YOU BEEN :((( Wanted to drop by since its always fun when interacting with youuu

Oh just woke up but i feel like vomiting so i couldnt finish my breakfast--

OTHER THAN THAT M FINE!! :3 and veryyyy silly milly!! :333

ITS FUN INTERACTING WITH YOU TWO!! :D hru today?

@saelique my reply to that one pic of my melody, cinnamoroll and pompompurin! <3

wondering if you could include ranpo in your caught making out p2 fic, if you do id deeply appreciate it!! <3

consider it done<3

๋࣭ ⭑ caught making out. p2. bsd x reader

p1.

gender: gender neutral

type: short imagine/scenario

characters: ranpo, poe, and yosano<3

warnings: lowercase writing, short, make-out sessions, suggustive writing!!

๋࣭ ⭑ ranpo smirked upon hearing your sentence. "can i have a taste?" you asked, pointing to his candy in his hand. he was seated ontop of a work desk in the middle of the agency. "of this~?" he teased, and with a nod he jumped to his feet. as your hand was out and ready for him to give you the sucker, you felt him take your hand instead, the candies in his mouth. "ranpo-" you suddenly felt his lips connect to yours, his tounge licking your lips. couple seconds of him kissing you felt like hours, but when you felt his tounge push itself into your mouth with the candy now in your mouth, you blushed hard. your face full-on red. he pulled back, grinning at you. "how's it tastle, hm~?" he asked, and you stuttered out a sentence. before he could kiss you again, the sound of someone hitting a wall and a "OW" caused both you and ranpo to turn your heads to see atsushi on the flor rubbing his head, papers scattered all over the place. "ow- uh..." he looked back at you both and chuckled nervously. ranpo looked back at you to see you hide your face into his neck and your arms wrapped around his torso. quickly, atsushi ran out of the room, leaving the papers on the floor. ranpo felt himself blush slightly, but he lept his composure. "well...did it taste good?" he shrugged.

๋࣭ ⭑ poe kissed your lips gently, unsure if what he was doing was correct. he was just wanting to complete his novel, but the way your hips moved on his lap made him...desprate. he messaged his fingers up and down your spine, his hands going into your shirt every now and then. you wrapped your legs tighter around his waist, trying your best not to fall with how far he's making you arch your back. giggles escaped your lips when his fingers reached your sides, "ticklish?" he smiled at your nod. he placed his hands on your hips while his lips kissed a sweet spot on your nech he's recently discovered. mid-moan, you covered your mouth whe you heard the door suddenlu open and ranpo's figure caused you to fall onto your ass on the floor, "y-y/n!" poe cried, blushing when he noticed ranpo standing at the door. "weeell~ i was going to read your newest novel, but i can see you have other plans. i will come back later~" ranpo smirked, closing the door as he walked out. poe was speechless, karl sitting on his head as he looked back down at you, "did-did you want to-" "moment as passed, babe."

๋࣭ ⭑ yosano licked her lips, gripping onto your hips and pinned you into the desk of her office. all you did was gently tap her ass as she was looking through files, causing her to almost instantly pin you. "how bold you are, y/n~ tapping my ass like that out of no where..." she licked your neck, wetting it before going in and kissing the living hell out of it. you moaned, arching your back and grabbed her shirt, gripping it tightly. "a-akiko-" you tried your best to not scrunch your neck, causing her to move to your lips. she slid her hands up your shirt, untugging it from your pants and let her hands roam free-"oh nonono, don't mind me.." dazai's voice caused yosano to bite your lip, pulling away from you to look at the man. she removed her hand from your skin and held your shoulders. "d-dazai!" you stutter out, looking at him look for papers by his desk. "just neeeeed, aha! here it is~" he smirked at you two before turning on his heels to leave, "you may continue~ it took a while to notice me in the first place you two could've kept going like i was never here~" yosano grabbed her heel and threw it hard in dazai's direction, however he closed the door in time for the heel to hit the wodden door instead of his face. the woman sighed, attention back to you, "yosano..this bump on my lip wasn't always here.." you whined.

AWWH HERE YA GO PASTRY FOR YOU:

I am tired and depressed :(

Is this like mori cookie ver? Err idk nice chara design

He isssss <3

And even if it's the opposite, you love him either way :3

:3

And same ahh <3

And aww, that's such a cute compliment actually! Thank you <3

And moooood Kenji is baby <3

And hey, if 'hate is love'... You basically said you love Ranpo 👀

Hehe hes so cutie patootie in a platonic way

NO NO NO. NOT RANPO SHUT UP TGE HATE IS LOVE IS OPPOSITE FOR HIM OKAY?

Yes, I do mean them 👀

And uh, well, I know what's good ✨ BSD is my life lmao

Okay but seriously, I have no idea lmao

😡😡😡😡😡

REAL THOUGH bsd ruined my life but oh well hate is love anyway🩷

your like kenji who probably knows more than half of da town

I know why you can't respond!

You run out of excuses :3

And I love talking to you too hehe

What excuses um!!! (it better not be abt ran-)

Also bestie WHY DOBI SEE YOU EVERYWHERE LIKE NAME ONE BSD BLOG YOU HAVENT INTERACTED WOTH😭😭😭

Maybe but still

And ah, I see 👀😂

I cant do this anymore, watching your moots who u wanted to interact one day and then seeing deactivated is the most heart wrenching feeling i could feel

I SEE I SEE 👀👀👀👀

And interesting that you chose pregnant tags with the Ranpo tags 👀

BRO

The tags were RANDOM!!!

me when you:

DA FAK I DO OTHER THEN CHILD TRAFFICKING AND SCREWING A 26 YR OLD JESTER

Can i just say that i am tired?

Tw! Vent, suicidal thoughts, self hatred

Like i am just tired of everything, i dont feel like doing anything anymore idk i feel really really empty. Is my life wven worth it anymore? I wish i was the star girl i use to be in elementary school or maybe i was never a star girl?

Maybe my mother was right, about me being useless and clumsy. Maybe she was right all along, maybe she did regret giving birth ti me but thats okay i regret living in this world too because

I am wasting somuch my time i keep being useless i dint know why but i used to be so hard working where did that little sweet girl who loves doing project's and always used to get praise and over 95 marks girl go? :(

Where is she? Did she get lost in her own puddle of crying or got drowned in presure or was she just lying or overthinking abt da presure idk?

m tired

ACCEPTING IT FROM HIS MOUTH AHA!!

Okay but seriously, that's so real

WHAT WHAT ARE U YAAPING ABT AHA WHY WOULD I DO THAT EWW DISGUSTING-🤮