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bloomingapricots · 2 months

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The Cunning Cat and Lazy Fox

Updated here first at AO3

I wrote this at work and I’m hella tired so sorry if a bit of my unhingedness bleeds in this

Might change the chapter title later

Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 (Here) | Chapter 5

Chapter Four | The Hamster’s Polar Bear Meeting the Fox and Fighting the Cat

Your date with Shen Jiu went well. The banquet at the village chief’s home was delicious and everyone in Peony village was so kind and generous. Shen Jiu ate a lot on the insistence of the kind aunties and you were able to encourage him to dance with you. Currently, both of you are sitting at “Lover’s Lake” which is a short walk from the village chief’s house and it is a popular spot with couples as there is a tradition of couples releasing boat lanterns with their names written together onto the lake. And even though the lantern sunk once it reached the middle, it is said to be a good thing and not a bad thing as it means the lantern will stay at the bottom forever which means the couple’s love will remain forever.

“A very typical couple spot,” You commented after releasing a lantern with Shen Jiu on the lake and then sitting at a bench nearby.

“Agreed,” Shen Jiu replied.

“At least the boat lanterns are made of peony petals instead of paper and the candles are made from soybean so the land’s balance isn’t thrown off,” You added. “And it is interesting that as long as the boat lantern sinks in the middle, it is not a bad fortune for the couple,”

“And our boat just reached the middle,” Shenn Jiu stated.

“Yeah,” You replied. You and Shen Jiu watched intently as your boat lantern floated in the center of Lover’s Lake and slowly sank to the bottom. There was a brief ripple of light from the center of the lake. You and Shen Jiu remained quiet as the both of you stared at the lake as other couples’ boat lanterns arrived at the center, sunk, a rippled of light appeared, and repeated again and again. “I guess this is what makes Lover’s Lake different from the water couple’s spot,”

“... A-Duzhe,” Shen Jiu called out after a moment of silence.

“Yeah,” You replied.

“A-Duzhe must… better stay with Jiu-er or he will imprison you, A-Duzhe is after all responsible for Jiu-er,” Shen Jiu stated after grabbing your right hand.

“Ahahah alright, A-Duzhe will stay with Jiu-er till he no longer needs me,” You replied, locking your fingers together with Shen Jiu. The two of you sat at the lake till the banquet came to an end.

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After returning to Cang Qiong Sect then Qing Jing Peak and giving your report to you Shizun. You gave him his herbs and a bag of white peony tea leaves as a souvenir from your trip with Shen Jiu.

“Has disciple Shen Jiu seduced you enough?” Your Shizun teased.

“Is that rumor still going around?” You huffed.

“Getting caught by disciple Liu Mingcheng and the gossip spread by disciple Qi Ziyuan and her martial siblings has done large damage to his reputation. Head Disciple A-Duzhe should have nipped it in the bud,” Your Shizun stated.

“This disciple understands his wrongdoing, this disciple will collaborate with Shen Jiu-shidi to strategize scheme to make that rumor disappear,” You bowed to your Shizun.

“This master is looking forward to it,” Your Shizun smiled. Tomorrow you will have to be more proactive in getting Shen Jiu the reputation, achievement, and skill to surpass you into becoming the head disciple of Qing Jing Peak.

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What started out as a normal day. Waking up with Shen Jiu in bed with you, training your junior siblings, doing your errands for your Shizun, tense tea time with Yue Qi, and trying to hang out with Shang Huaisang. When you went to hang out with your hamster of a junior brother to talk strategy for fixing Shen Jiu’s reputation at a small house you had built just for your rendezvous with Shang Huaisang, his wet dream of a man happened to be there. It did not end well, in fact, you just fucked yourself to the demon world and your one-way home is ready to kill you. The future Mobei-jun is glaring at you as the two of you are cramped in a small cave hiding from his uncle. Just your luck, at least you know you will at least get something noteworthy at the end of this.

“For fuck sake, Xiao Bei, did you really think you would not be discovered when you visit my Shang-shidi?” You cursed in English before glaring at the chest in front of you. The cave was really small as you were pressed right up against Mobei-jun, you have started to call him Xiao Bei since he is not the northern desert king yet and to be a little menace, as well as the irony because of his demon heritage he was really tall. Your face is inches from his chest, no doubt Airplane-bro will whine when he hears this from you.

“Yours?” Xiao Bei questioned.

“Yes mine, Shang Huaisang is my Shidi and friend,” You tilt your head up with a challenging glare at Mobei-jun. “You better listen to my Shidi well, he is overworked as it is,” You felt his demonic qi swirl around you.

“And why should this prince listen to a lowly cultivator?” Xiao Bei questioned, you felt a claw hand at the back of your neck.

“This one is no lowly cultivator nor are they a righteous one either,” You replied, aiming your sheathed dagger at Xiao Bei’s family jewels. As you and Xiao Bei had a tense standoff, you both heard the sound of footsteps and looked over at the opening of the cave.

Appearing at the mouth of the cave was one of Linguang-Jun’s henchmen, you quickly unsheathed your dagger and launched it at the henchmen with far too much strength, the dagger sliced the henchmen’s head clean off. As you crawled out of the small cave, Xiao Bei following you, you carefully looked around for any more of Linguang-Jun’s henchmen. As you heard steps coming closer you ready your dagger but you were grabbed by the back of your uniform and dragged into a portal as you felt an arrow scratched your arm. Despite the scratch being small, you felt as if your whole arm was lit on fire and spread to the rest of your body. As you blackout from the pain, you feel cool hands on your back and under your knee.

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As you awoke to a wail, you slowly opened your eyes. It’s really cold, you thought. As you sat up, the first thing you saw was Shang Huaisang sobbing and pacing.

“Shang-shidi?” You groaned.

“Duzhe-shixiong!” Shang Huaisang yelled and in the blink of an eye appeared by your bedside. “Shixiong! Are you okay? You no longer feel poisoned are you?” He asked.

“Ah…” You recalled an arrow grazing you as you presumably Xiao Bei pulled you with him through his portal and the feeling of being burned. You circulate your qi “No, I’m fine now,”

“Great,” Shang Huaisang sighed in relief then stared at you with dread “Now please calm down Shen-shixiong as he is in the Northern Deseret Palace, arguing with my prince and is very much about to fight him,” As you stare into your junior brother's eyes, a part of you did want to see what would happen but you can see how stress he is and you promised Shen Jiu that you would be there for him.

“Lead the way,” You sighed.

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As you entered one of the gardens of the Northern Deseret Palace, you heard swords lashing.

“Oh no!” Yelled Shang Huaisang and he grabbed your wrist to hurry you along. In the middle of a destroyed patch of frosted willowing silver wisterias was Shen Jiu attacking Xiao Bei while Xiao Bei was just defending himself. You quickly notice that Shen Jiu now has a spiritual weapon.

“Ooo has Jiu-er gained Xiu Ya sword?” You questioned.

“YES! After accidentally entering the demon world with my prince and then getting poisoned, you were in a coma for…”

“Ah,” You can guess the sequence of events that happened while you were recovering. “I assumed I was in a coma for a concerning amount of time and you had to go to Jiu-er to help me?”

“Yeah, you were in a coma for almost three weeks. After a week of your poisoning and I as well as my prince having no idea what kind of poison it was, I went to Shen-shixiong. He was not happy, at all, but since it came to you, he agreed to cover for us and figure out the antidote.” Shang Huaisang paused for a moment and spoke more softly. “However, after giving you the antidote and still not waking after a week. I accidentally stumbled upon Shen-shixiong during a private emotional moment as he was screaming and sobbing for you to wake up as well as other things,” He sighed. “I was, of course, caught and somehow was able to comfort him, and he isn’t angry at me anymore but since you are awake now, please calm him down before he rips off my prince’s head,”

“Alright, I’ll go save you dream man,” After digesting Shang Huasiang’s info dump, you agreed to stop the one-sided battle.

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Thinking back to this time, you were glad to be poisoned as it was the start of Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu getting closer and later sworn brothers, as well as Shen Qingqiu being comfortable in his role as a senior brother. You were pretty sure Shen Qingqiu was friends with Mobei-Jun by now, even if neither wanted to admit it, as Mobei-Jun would spend time with Shen Qingqiu when neither you nor Shang Qinghua was available. Or it could just be Shen Qingqiu threatening Mobei-Jun to come to learn politics and strategy so that Mobei-Jun won’t rely heavily on Shang Qinghua and overwork your already overworked junior brother.

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hxnguxng-jxn · 2 years

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Hello! May i request a Shen jiu (Og shen qingqiu) x male reader general headcanons from svsss? I'm not sure if you write for this character but if you then thank you! If not that's fine feel free to ignore this and thank you!!

Writers Note(s): I love Shen Jiu! I have all SVSSS books and have studied them passionately, and I absolutely enjoy Shen Jiu as a character. If things were different, he'd be a great MC if he had a Mo Ran moment, I believe! I adore Shen Yuan and Shen Jiu a lot!

Info on Reader: Reader is presumed AMAB but I tried keeping it open for all Masc Readers. The Reader was not given a backstory starter (like a childhood friend or Sect colleague) so I chose something in-between. I kept Reader as ambiguous as I could!

Info on Timeline: This bounces around, but it does spoil his fate in the original PIDW. I did not follow the original plot in this, so a good ending is possible (?).

Fujoshis and Fem Readers DNI || Enjoy!

Shen Qingqiu was known amongst the other Sect Leaders in unfavorable light most of the time, with only the Sect Leader being able to get audience with him and hold him in a better light. Shen Qingqiu was untouchable to some, and something to aim at for others...

But to you, he was something of a mysterious enigma who made more sense the closer you get. His aloofness can melt at any moment, if only you were the right person. His nights usually aren't shared, until he's absolutely comfortable.

Shen Qingqiu was first and foremost all about bettering himself, as he holds himself to high standards, and don't think you're getting out of it either!

Getting together with him means you've seen past his lies and are willing to work with him after he gives into your persistence, and maybe you two might have fallen into each other by accident. With his natural distaste for men, it's a wonder he even allowed you to grab his fan arm to stop him from throwing said item in anger after Liu Qingge fought him in your presence.

It's also a shock to Shen Jiu's when he lets you embrace him slowly during the snowy holidays, he almost... almost likes it! Of course, when in a relationship later, he regrets swatting you with his fan. But it just happens like that...

No matter how you meet or who your lineage is to, he will hold you to higher standards then you yourself hold, in his own way. If you're studying a topic and doing research for a field of some kind, he'll push your writing to be as precise and persuasive as possible. If you're a fighter, he'll be all over your form and make sure your in as top shape as possible.

Getting into his distrust for men: he's not open right away. He can't magic away his feelings and he does keep you at arms length when your relationship is hitting complicated levels of pining, but he does try. He does make pining difficult and loud, such as the time you both turned to each other and were close to kissing... before Shen Jiu took a swipe at you. (Not his proudest moment, Shen Jiu admits.)

He repays loyalty and honesty with trust, and he's willing to give you wiggle room to start if you can prove you're not in his life to take his independence or to hurt him. He's very loyal to a fault, you later learn, and you almost fear that loyalty to you might get him hurt if something happened to you.

The true way to get him slowly into physical touch is to do his hair up or to allow him to initiate touch first over time. Touchy individuals can ask for consent to sit on stools while he tied his outfits together to do his hair, and he'll obviously critique how it came out (he will fix it if it's bad, but he'll make you watch so you can try again later). For people who don't want to push his boundaries by any means, it's easier to allow Shen Jiu to grab for you or take your hand first. If he wants, he will. He's very assertive.

Definitely is the type to try something romantic, and if it falls flat, will take it back and be a little shit about it. If he tries feeding you a dumpling and you get surprised and don't take his silent offer, his face will heat up in embarrassment and he'll eat it himself before turning away. His ears go red and he ignores you if you try to get him to try again.

... best way to tease him after that, would be to do it back to him while smiling either sweetly or smugly at him. If you're lucky, he might take a bite and let you have the win. If you've been a little shit as well, you'll probably get a cold shoulder and a small lecture on gratefulness.

Definitely will dress you the best and make sure you're not too out of sorts. If you're a rough sleeper then every morning is a grooming session and you're getting up early so he can groom you. If you're not as messy waking up, he still will do your outer robes and maybe your makeup.

A guilty pleasure of his that he'll deny for eternity (or at least years deep into the relationship) is that he's weak for laying on others' chests. Being alone hasn't been so bad when locked in the brothels, but it wasn't liberating as he stews in his depressing circumstances and thoughts. Being on your chest, fully clothed in nightwear by the way, he will be very stiff until you rest first and leave him awake. Rubbing his back and kissing his head will be brownie points, but just hearing your heartbeat and steady breath is... something else. It isn't so lonely.

Definitely flaunts you around after the long, long trial-and-error phase of your relationship and Yue Qingyuan is the only one who sees the humble-ish part of himself. After his entire history of disdain for men, you and Yue Qingyuan are the only ones who get past this in a long while. Shen Jiu, deep down, hopes you and Yue Qingyuan can get along somehow.

Also, Ning Yingying is sort-of your kinda adoptive daughter with how she'll act with you around Shen Jiu. He was her shizun first, and she'll hold that over your head as she asks you if you want her help securing his free time for dates. She definitely likes you if you treat Shen Jiu like the apple of your eye, and might kick her feet happily if she sees you two together happily. If you're alone while Shen Jiu is in the vicinity, she'll whine that her shizun is all alone and you should go to him.

Ning Yingying is your best wingman and her opinion of you is key to how fast Shen Jiu let's you into his life.

Definitely, you can change the ending he gets with having him hold back and getting to the roots of his issues. He can be strong, he can get above what he's been born with, his wrath (which never really leaves him, only goes into new outlets) doesn't need to go to students of promise. It's not too late to learn new things when you're by his side, and it'll be hard work, but he's also up to trying.

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llostwriter · 7 months

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系统错误 | SVSSS Fanfic

CHAPTER 3

In Xuan Ji's opinion, she doesn't whine nearly as often as other people. To be transmigrated, reincarnated, or whatever her current circumstance is. She isn't even sure if she was transmigrated or reincarnated! She is even unaware of her own death! Does she even exist? Wait, of course she does exist. What kind of dumb question is that?? The system claims that she reincarnated, but it gives no indication of how she died. She has been on the phone and in the bus before. Did her bus experience a collision? But shouldn't she experience that pain as other anime and manga characters experienced it as well?

Before rushing outdoors, she hastily put the black blindfold across her eyes. Having learned the ability of "inner-sight," the sight is translucent black, but she can still see herself surrounded. How much better it would have been if she could use eye contacts in the time period she is in. She wouldn't be forced to wear this obtrusive blindfold. It had only been 10 minutes and she already lost 100 points for it, making her account going negative! If she repeats that 100 more times, she will be buried alive!

Spotting Xiyin holding the hairpin and enthusiastically waving it like a young child playing with their toy. She wasn't sure whether to be jealous of the young energy of the female or to act as though she doesn't know the female. It didn't matter since Xiyin approached her without hesitation, approaching her like an adorable kitten that needed its owner to survive. Xiyin positioned herself at Xuan Ji's side and then carefully nudged onto her long sleeve.

"Hm?" To prevent Xiyin from realizing she already knew what the female was about to give her, Xuan Ji pretended to be completely unaware.

"I just purchased you this hairpin, Xuan- Jie Jie. I hope you'll like it," Xiyin stutters inconsolably while looking to the side. Her cheek begins to flush a peachy-color as she struggles to look squarely at Xuan Ji.

"Oh...thanks?" Xuan Ji was uncertain of the original Xuan Ji's response. She also doesn't want to lose any more points.

Walking alongside Xuan Ji, Xiyin nodded but kept her mouth shut as her previous blush subsided. Xiyin presents as a pleasant and attractive young lady with a good body shape who wears light cosmetics. Even though she is only giving an item as a gift, Xiyin appears to admire the original Xuan Ji sufficiently to cause such reactions.

They fell into an awkward silence because neither of them seemed to know what to say to the other. "Any place that you want to visit?" Xuan Ji immediately regretted the word after she had said it. She should have just kept quiet to avoid losing points for speaking in an ooc-style, but her noisy little mouth wasn't much help.

"Anywhere that Xuan jiejie wanna goes, A-yin will follow"

Oh then, that was certainly of no use. Not that Xuan Ji will express her ideas in the open and dash Xiyin's hopes.

Xuan Ji noticed an elderly woman staring at them as though she were waiting or hesitating. When the elderly woman noticed that Xuan Ji was looking at her, she swayed to the side. The woman approached them after gathering the guts to do so and said, "What sect are you two females from?"

"We're not members of a sect", replied Xiyin immediately in response to the query. The elderly woman changes in some way after hearing that. "Is something wrong?" As she kept gazing at the woman though her black blindfold, Xuan Ji asked.

"Nothing. Simply put, I was concerned that I wouldn't have enough money to pay them if they were cultivators from a larger sect."

Xuan Ji replied, "What is it that you need help with?"

"My son is missing ever since yesterday night, I been attempting to ask around yet ..."

"We should assist her, "said Xiyin, pulling on Xuan's sleeves as she scowled in sympathy for the elderly woman and expressed concern for her son. Xuan responded by nodding.

"Please give us the intel on the matter"

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i think it'd be funny if someone transmigrated as xin mo. the goddamn evil sword. instead of taking it seriously, they just really fucked around with bingge. and, somehow, ended up having the opposite effect of what it's supposedly rumored to do.

picture this: bingge, on the quest for revenge and power, comes across the almighty xin mo. this demonic sword killed everyone that dared to even try wielding it. and, the few who were lucky enough to have it by their side, eventually succumbed to the swords' will.

it is said that the sword is unlike any other, that it etches into your head and eats away your brain, until eventually it consumes you whole. it whispers, speaking in lust, greed, and hatred. it slowly beckons the wielder into giving in to the worst part of themselves and feeds off of pure sin. but to him, it is no matter; luo bingge will surely tame it.

and then he gets to the sword.

demonic qi practically oozes from xin mo. the aura surrounding it makes every part of luo bingge scream, "run; get away, away from that monster." his gut prods at him, begging bingge that this is probably a really bad idea. it's a little terrifying, how even luo bingge, the determined, vengeful demon, is now getting second thoughts about wielding xin mo from just being in its presence alone.

but luo bingge is too, a monster. so he ignores the screams of plea; pushing every thought of doubt in the back of his head, and tightly grips onto the handle. the world around him seems to spin and shake, tumble and crack, from the amount of force bingge needs to use in order to pull the sword of sin out of its place.

when bingge finally has it perfectly fit into the palms of his calloused hands, he hears whispering. he knows that the sword has accepted him as its new host.

the sword's language crawls up to him, as if it were feeling around his body and mind. checking every nook and cranny for it to settle into bingge's form, truly becoming one with the embodiment of sin. the words flow through his brain like a tragically broken guqin, a melody that holds him in a frighteningly familiar trance - all while simultaneously eating away at his brain in the worst ways possible, akin to a child and their favorite snack. it seems to beckon something, but even with luo bingge's impressive hearing, he cannot make out any words from the tone-deaf musical notes xin mo sings.

and then, it is clear. the land around him settles, and everything is still. xin mo itself seems to be.. content. at least, that is what luo bingge believes.

the language of this wretched sword reflects the state around these two monsters.

luo bingge expects it to demand for bloodshed, for the erotic ecstasy of multiple women, for bingge to steal the last of the finest gems of these horrible, vast lands.

instead, he hears this:

"yoooo damn that shit was crazy. did you see what i did there? man, you know, it feels so fucking good to get out of the dirt. hey, do you know if people can like, feed their swords or something? i'm kinda craving something spicy. we never know, in this wack world! wait, don't hold me like that, buddy. it'll make things real awkward."

but luo bingge is determined to get his revenge, so he puts up with the swords' constant rambling about.. whatever the hell it's thinking.

"wait, dude, did you seriously fuck a dying girl? that's wild. yeah, like i know she was dying but it doesn't sound like you wanted it. yo, listen to me, consent is very sexy."

"HAHA hey, dude, sir, man. you wanna play some 'i spy'? we don't have anything else to do. no? too bad, we're playing it. i spy a loser who doesn't wanna play i spy. hint: he's holding me right now."

"okay i know i'm supposed to be this super evil sword and beg to be used - woah that sounded real wrong - but can you at least clean me when you're done killing shit? if you don't, i'm gonna refuse to respond to you and you'll look like a dumbass trying to wield me."

"i can't hear you lalalalalalala you're not being very it girl right now lallalalaalalalla-"

somehow, this is worse than if xin mo was actually eating away at his brain.

weirdly enough though, as luo bingge starts spending more time with this weird ass, seemingly possessed sword, it starts to become more of a.. comfort to have it by his side than pure annoyance. he finds himself responding to it more, like, actually having full on conversations with it. it puts him at ease, wielding xin mo. the hatred doesn't consume him, instead, it seems to soothe the burning rage (and, admittedly, just replace it with small irritation) that holds onto his darkened heart.

xin mo is actually quite kind and caring, for a sword that's supposed represent and be the literal embodiment of sin. sure, it is a hassle to have it cooperate with him sometimes, and it does just ramble on and on about the most random things ever, not giving a single shit if bingge was in the middle of sleeping with maidens and slaying those who get in his way. for the first time, bingge feels so comfortable around something.

it's.. odd. what was supposed to be the turning point in his life, a big step in his plan for revenge, is now something akin to an... acquaintance. not like mobei-jun, or any of the women he's come across, but an actual, dare he say, friend.

sometimes, he finds himself thinking all of this delusional. is this what people were driven mad by? perhaps they simply could not handle dealing with a talking sword. he understands that xin mo was undoubtedly unbearable to be around at the beginning of their alliance, but it has never actually beckoned for blood, power, and sex. if anything, it does the opposite.

maybe he's the delusional one. maybe this is xin mo's way of getting to him.

maybe, xin mo should be considered a thing. the thought feels terribly laughable, as if he were witnessing a person horribly explain themselves. it also makes his teeth grind together in pure agitation.

"hey, you know, you didn't deserve any of the things they did. it wasn't your fault, binghe. the fact that you're half heavenly demon doesn't make you a monster, or any of that wild stuff.. uh, i'm here for you, okay? i know you don't really like talking about all of this or opening up, but i just want you to know that you can.. talk about it. it's not like i can tell anyone else, anyways.

hey- shit i didn't mean to make you cry! wait, wait it's okay to cry! you need to let it out anyways, i promise it doesn't make you weak. there, there. i don't have any hands, so me patting you on the head with my handle will have to do. there, there.. everything will be alright, you'll be okay. i'll be here every step of the way, even if you want to get rid of me."

xin mo, the demonic sword, is more of a person - a good person - than anyone he'd ever come across.

...and then bingge and the xin mo transmigrator become besties or he falls for the damn sword. knowing him, he probably doesn't even know the difference between platonic and romantic attraction anyways. maybe bingge gets a plant body for xin mo using airplane's wack writing. idk i typed all of this down in one sitting.

(plot twist: it's not that the transmigrator xin mo had the opposite effect, it was literally just a placebo effect. luo bingge thought that, and thus it actually did help him lmao)

#PIDW but make xin mo a soul eater fan #why did i actually write all of this #idk it just sounded funny but then i kinda got sad at the end because bingge is such a lonely person its genuinely depressing #at least in here he has his this weird talking demonic sword #someone transmigrates into xin mo and ends up becoming an emotional support and comfort sword #i would say that this could be shen yuan but the xin mo transmigrator couldnt give any less of a fuck about bingges plans #and would also annoy sqq if he had to deal with it #might write this #but i need to finish that time travel bingge x reader enemies to friends to lovers thing #yes you heard me right a bingge x reader let me make him happy ok #bingmei already has sqq bingge needs someone :( and therapy but that doesnt exist here #while i thought of this i imagined like this floating talking sword by bingge #i actually have like a lot of WIPs this is only one of them #for some reason i had this idea after seeing this one instagram reel where gojo was cinderellas fairy godmother and sang IT girl #and that inspired an annoying talking xin mo transmigrator #luo binghe #luo bingge #mxtx svsss #svsss #fanfic stuff #the scum villain's self saving system #svsss ideas

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yandere! luo binghe with shixiong!male!reader headcanons

Warnings: obsessive behavior, mentions of violence, physical abuse, and blood.

There may also be possible triggers in this story.

If you do not feel comfortable venturing any further, please hit the 'back' button on your device or computer and read something much more pleasant than a possible series of unfortunate events.

I would like to thank @berrypuddingpwease for helping me expand a concept to full-fledged headcanons featuring one of my favorite characters from MXTX's danmei series, Scum Villian's Self-Saving System, aka SVSSS. This is dedicated to you, my friend :)

So without being said, sit back, relax, and enjoy!

Luo Binghe had suffered one tragedy after another in his life, and being a disciple of Cang Qiong Mountain Sect with a scummy master would later serve as the foundation of his twisted personality in the future. You know it will happen because you have read it. This world you had woken up in, is none other than the famous stallion novel, Proud Immortal Demon Way. Your current incarnation wasn’t a member of Luo Binghe’s three digit harem nor the villain Shen Quingqui, but an extra, a senior disciple in Qing Ding Peak.

Since you weren’t equipped with a system, at least that you were currently aware of at the moment, it wouldn’t be considered OOC for canon fodder to try and be a good mentor to the current white lotus that is Luo Binghe, or try to improve your own cultivation so there was a chance you would survive the sect’s demise when the protagonist emerged from the Endless Abyss as an awakened Heavenly Demon.

It started off with the small things; greeting Luo Binghe with a smile whenever you saw him, sneaking an extra bit of food or medicine into the woodshed when you were sure no one was watching you, especially Shen Qingqiu. He might be a good teacher, but his temper was a legend in this peak.

The only way you could help Luo Binghe improve himself was to purposely compare your cultivation manual with the one he had, the false one written by the peak lord in an attempt to thwart the protagonist’s growth. By doing this, it would add another reason for Luo Binghe to hate his shizun.

You allowed him to borrow your book to copy any information he needed, as long as he was discreet. Lup Binghe swore to take good care of the manual, holding it close to his chest with sparkling eyes as he stared at you with a smile. It was cute, this white lotus version of Binghe.

Seeing positive changes in how behavior had been worth withstanding Shen Qingqiu’s anger, especially when he found out just the other day that you were the culprit who had been sneaking an extra portion of food to the protagonist. Good things the sleeves of the cultivation uniform were long enough to hide the bruises starting to form on your arms. There’s no doubt that the sect leader will start dishing out punishment to you from now on, even for the smallest mistake.

Oh, well. You’ll just have to be more careful in behaving around the rest of the sect and Binghe from now on. Still, how could he continue to grow without triggering the events that would lead to his blackening?

As you contemplated these thoughts, you could not have realized nor believed just how much of your presence in this world the plot of Proud Immortal Demon Way in very unexpected ways until it was too late to revert the damage that had already been done.

Luo Binghe is a very sticky, lovesick puppy for the shixiong who has treated him with so much kindness and respect and it scares him. He’s afraid he’ll wake up one morning….and realize that it had been a sweet, sweet dream. But he wakes up early every morning, and he sees his shixiong teaching the others alongside Ming Fan….and when his shixiong sees him, he smiles. And it is a warm, friendly smile that Binghe secretly wishes would belong only to him and no one else.

With his shixiong, Binghe’s life in the peak is so much better. He hasn’t been this happy in a long, long time…so why was his shizun continuing to punish his shixiong so unfairly? His shixiong didn’t do anything wrong! He is training him and the other disciples in preparation for the Immoral Alliance Conference, and doing more than his fair share of the chores around the peak!

But no matter what his shixiong did or did not do, their shizun would pull him away from him or the others, and his shixiong would not return to the bamboo house until it was past dinner-time.

Shixiong tried to brush off his concerns with a smile, but Binghe wasn’t blind! He sees the angry whip marks on his senior’s arms, his head and robes soaked with tea, the pained look in his eyes! Shixiong….Shixiong doesn’t deserve to be treated like this!

He needed to get stronger. Not just to protect himself but to make sure Shen Quingqui wouldn’t hurt his shixiong ever again! And if the sect didn’t accept them being together, then they will find happiness elsewhere. Rogue cultivators did exist beyond these mountains, although the other disciples believed they were wholly evil. But Binghe has come to realize that this world isn’t just black and white.

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#fnaf security breach #only f4ns #modal #gay pics #Widowmaker #svsss #jesse rutherford #riding #big but white woman #harry potter x reader #lanadelrey

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#playstation #gay pics #sims 4 creator #grungecore #india westbrooks #dear evan hansen #Widowmaker #italy #svsss #arashi #malcolm in the middle #jessica lowndes #harry potter x reader

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bloomingapricots · 1 year

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The Cunning Cat and Lazy Fox

Updated here first at AO3

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 (here) | Chapter 3

Chapter 2 | Building a Relationship

Some years pass by, and while you do not mind Shen Jiu’s prickliness, everyone else does mind. Those on your peak, you made it known to your martial siblings that it is okay that they can voice their displeasure, but they will not bully or verbally abuse Shen Jiu. You try not to interfere directly with Shen Jiu's relationship as he has to change only for himself. His relationship with his martial sisters is alright at least. While your martial brothers are not 100% understanding, they at least obey your words, but other peaks are not under your jurisdiction.

“Shen Jiu! How dare you!” yelled your fellow head disciple Liu Mingcheng[2]. Liu Mingcheng is the head disciple of Bai Zhan's peak, so he is a total muscle head. Shen Jiu mentioned he thinks that Liu Mingcheng assumed Shen Jiu is an arrogant young master, which you snorted at. But Shen Jiu doubts he can change Liu Mengcheng’s mind about that.

“How dare I? How dare you!” Shen Jiu replied. Currently, you are at Qiong Ding Peak in some gazebo at your request for a tea party, so that the head disciples can get closer. You had also asked Yue Qi to include that the head disciples could bring one extra person as you wanted to bring Shen Jiu. Are you favoring Shen Jiu a bit too much? Yes, you are, but you did mention you would like your slacker life back, and you do not mind if Shen Jiu became the head disciple later.

Given that most of the head disciples are male except for you, Qi Ziyuan[3], and one other girl. Shen Jiu is going to hiss at the other like the cat he is. However, since he wants your head disciple position and you do not mind giving it to him, he has to get along with them civilly.

“Xiao Jiu, apologized,” What in the, was Yue Qi scolding Shen Jiu?

“I will not,” Shen Jiu replied.

“Xiao Jiu, do not rile up the others,” Yue Qi scolded, and you did not expect that. You thought Yue Qi would be the first to defend Shen Jiu. You were pretty sure Yue Qi was more indulgent than you when it came to Shen Jiu.

“... Riling them up?” You spoked. Immediately, the head disciples and their guests tense as everyone knows how lazy and laid back you are, so your tone shifts making them alarmed. It only happened once, and that event firmly placed you as the future second in command.

“Duzhe-shidi, Shen-” Yue Qi started, but you did not let him finish.

“The one who spoke to Shen Jiu first was Liu Mingcheng,” you interrupted.

“But he-” Liu Mengcheng tried to defend himself but stopped as you glared at him coldly. He wilted a bit since he liked you.

“Liu-shidi, Shen Jiu is not glaring at everyone. His face has been just like a grumpy cat since day one.” You explained which got some of the head disciples to snort at your description of Shen Jiu.

“What? A-Duzhe!” Shen Jiu blushed and sent him a smirk.

“Specifically, an Otocolobus Manul[4]” You teased Shen Jiu. Your comment made the atmosphere lighten and made some of the disciples laugh. Shen Jiu huffed, who by the way was seated next to you, and tried to kick your shin, but you stopped him by playing footsies instead. However, you could tell that Yue Qi's scolding hurt him and that the other head disciples did not look favorably at him either.

Liu Mingcheng was jealous of Shen Jiu since before Shen Jiu came, Liu Mingcheng was the one to take up your limited free time with sparring. Now, Shen Jiu is sticking with you, taking up all your free time with his tutoring sessions. Even when Liu Mingcheng tried talking with you at the tea party, Shen Jiu distracted you by ordering you to get him the desserts he had been eyeing.

After the tea party ended, you and Shen Jiu slowly walked back to your peak. After walking some miles, you linked your pinky with Shen Jiu’s pinky.

“Ugh,” Shen Jiu fake groaned in disgust but did not move his hand.

“Shen Jiu,” you called after walking in silence for a bit.

“Yes, A-Duzhe,”

“Do you still want to be the head disciple?” You asked.

“Yes,” Shen Jiu replied. You stopped walking, causing Shen Jiu to stop too. You look Shen Jiu in the eyes.

“Then you must learn the way of words and how to bend other people’s temper to your advantage,” You said.

“What do you mean by that?” Shen Jiu asked. You look Shen Jiu dead in the eyes.

“Become a puppeteer,” the look in your eyes darkens. “We are disciples of Qing Jing Peak, the peak of knowledge and to guarantee a win, you must know your enemy, or rival, in this case.” You shrugged. “What do you think of Liu Mingcheng?”

“He is a brute,” Shen Jiu replied.

“Yes, and what else?” you urged.

“He… is a disciple of Bai Zhan Peak,” Shen Jiu replied.

“Correct,” you confirmed.

“He… has a temper,” Shen Jiu added.

“Liu-shidi is righteous but close-minded, for now, I hope,” you added.

“And how do I win against that brute?” Shen Jiu asked.

“Simple, kill him with your politeness,” you grinned.

“Huh?” Shen Jiu deadpanned at you.

“Liu-shidi is a brute indeed, but he does have morals, so just simply smile at him, that is all,” You then snickered at your next thought. “Maybe even look like an upset maiden,”

“What? And an upset maiden?” Shen Jiu questioned.

“Before you came, Liu-shidi came to pick a fight with me often so one time, I looked at him with tears of frustration,” You looked at Shen Jiu with tears in your eyes and a frown, bringing your hands to clench at your robes. “And I spoke with a crack in my voice with an upset tone, Liu-shidi, do you hate me that much that you want to hurt me so bad?” You then avoided eye contact with Shen Jiu and hugged yourself. “I do not know what I have done for you to hate me so I do not hate you, so why do you hate me?” You then wiped your eyes and turned to look at a flabbergasted Shen Jiu.

“What?”

“I gaslighted Liu-shidi to make him stop trying to beat me up and it worked since he felt bad, Liu-shidi has a sister so try to appeal to his big brother instinct,” You relocked your pinky with Shen Jiu’s and lectured him about emotional manipulation and to be prepared if it backfires and how to spot when someone else is trying that on you. This time, Shen Jiu has the strength to sleep in his bed.

—

You have long since noticed Shang Huaisang’s obvious looks at you. He is not subtle at all. Even Shen Jiu noticed during the head disciples' bonding activities. You know it is about your role and interaction in Shen Jiu’s life as Shang Huaisang never wrote about a person called Duzhe in Shen Jiu’s life. As Shang Huaisang can see, you influence Shen Jiu more than Yue Qi. You decided to corner your mousey junior brother.

“Shang-shidi,” You appeared behind Shang Huaisang, blocking the door of the storage room you both are in. You closed the door and locked it behind you. “I think you and I need to have a chat,” Shang Huaisang was about to scream in fright till you forcibly slapped your hand over his mouth. “Are you sure you want to face the consequences of screaming and alerting anyone?” Shang Huaisang shook his head. You slowly released Shang Huaisang.

“W-what do you need, D-Duzhe-shixiong?” Shang Huaisang asked.

“Oh, I was just wondering when was the last time you saw airplanes?” You asked, which caused Shang Huaisang to do a double take.

“Airplanes! You're a transmigrator too!?” Shang Huaisang exclaimed.

“Yes, you sex scene addict,” you huffed.

“Hey! It was to pay bills! Anyway, what was your username?” Shang Huaisang asked.

“I read the PIDW English translations on Wattpad,” you replied with a half-lie.

“Wattpad? English translation!” Shang Huaisang questioned.

“I’m not Chinese as you can probably notice by my name and Wattpad is just another story posting place,” you replied.

“Yeah, what is up with that name? Reader?” Shang Huaisang asked.

“I was trying to name myself like Kim Dokja from Omniscient Reader, as Dokja means reader in Korean,” you explained.

“Oh… do you have a system?” Shang Huaisang asked.

“Nope,” you denied.

“What!? No fair,” Shang Huaisang whined.

“I wonder, pull it up.” Shang Huaisang pulled up his system and you could see it. You and Shang Huaisang got to know each other and discussed your different circumstances.

“Oh, Reader-bro, are you a cut sleeve for Shen Jiu?” Shang Huaisang asked.

“Hm… I’m not a dude, so I can’t really call myself gay, but I’m not a chick either,” you replied.

“Wait, do you not have a dick?” Shang Huaisang questioned.

“Biologically, I’m a female, but I identify as non-binary. However, just refer to me with masculine or neutral pronouns,” you explained.

“Oh, oh! You’re non-binary... you have a pussy?” Shang Huaisang questioned. You slightly smacked him on the head.

“How vulgar.” After your confrontation with Shang Huaisang, you went home as you left your duties to Shen Jiu so he could have a taste of what it is like to be a head disciple. Shen Jiu said it was slightly hard but not unbearable.

—

For some reason, Yue Qi called you over for tea. For some reason, he was stewing in his misery before you came. So now the atmosphere is tense, on his end anyway. You are content with just silently sipping on tea.

“... Duzhe-shidi,” Yue Qi called.

“Yes, Yue-shixiong,” you replied.

“How, how is Shen Jiu?” Yue Qi asked. Oh, you're here to be a middleman, yeah no, you thought—time for some slight gatekeeping and gaslighting.

“Yue-shixiong, you have asked for me yet you want to talk about other people,” You pouted.

“Huh?” Yue Qi is flabbergasted.

“I do not appreciate being the other person,” you stated.

“A-ah, I didn’t mean to-” He tried to apologize, but you held up a hand to signal him to stop.

“Yue-shixiong, I’ll tell you just this. You need to be honest and willing to explain. That is all what Jiu-er wanted, not your empty pitiful apology. He needs closure to heal, closure that he can only get if you tell him that you rushed your training and your relationship with your sword,” You explained.

“... Jiu-er?” He questioned.

“Oops, that slipped out,” Looking at Yue Qi’s expression, you can read the envy and despair in his eyes.

“Xiao Jiu and Duzhe-shidi are close, huh?” He asked, more to himself than you.

“I am his Shixiong and he wants to usurp me. It is to be expected,” You replied.

“But to allow you to call him Jiu-er while he yells at me when I call him Xiao Jiu,” He mumbled. You sighed, internally, at Shen Jiu’s relationship troubles with everyone but you. “... did you sleep with him?”

“W-what?” You choked as you were drinking the cold tea when he asked that.

“I heard that Xiao Jiu would sneak out to brothels, but he stopped when you brought him to your room,” He explained.

“...” You pressed your lips together in your speechlessness but then felt the prick of annoyance. “Yue-shixiong, are you asking if Shen Jiu and I… dual cultivated?”

“Duzhe-shidi is called Shidi and Shixiong by the disciples, but Duzhe-shidi lives in the female dorm at Qing Jing Peak.” He looked away from you. You place your arm on the table and lower your head in your hands, looking down at the table. Why the fuck is he bringing this up? You thought. Your annoyance was flaring. You laid your head in your hands for a couple of minutes. “... Duzhe-shidi?” You got up, glared at Yue Qi, pulled out your bamboo dizi from your sleeve (a gift from your Shizun), and bonked him with it.

—

Later in life, you still have not quite gotten past Yue Qi asking if you dual cultivated with Shen Jiu. While you did appreciate people who asked about the rumors to clear things up. You could already tell that despite Yue Qi knowing Shen Jiu longer than you, Shen Jiu in his eyes is some wild endangered bird. A bird that is dangerous but needs to be protected. It annoys you a lot as you prefer he chooses a side, be a sworn brother or be the Cang Qiong Sect leader.

[2] ]IDK what to call Liu Qingge before he was Qingge, so eh

[3] Sue me if I used MDZS names

[4] Pallas’ cat

#svsss.cclf #svsss #scum villain's self-saving system #scum villain’s self saving system #shen jiu #shen jiu x reader #svsss x reader #mxtx svsss #mxtx #mxtx x reader #non binary reader

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hxnguxng-jxn · 1 year

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Hello! May i ask for a Jealous/protective Bingqiu x male reader scenario? Someone is flirting with their husband relentlessly despite knowing he's married to them and is making the reader very uncomfortable. How would they react? Thank youu.

Writer's Note(s): Oh BingQiu, my guilty favorite of the MXTX main couples! (/▽＼*)｡o○♡ I absolutely would love to do this for you Anon!

Info on Reader: Reader is intended AMAB, and uses he/him. I'm ambiguous if Reader is a fighter/strategist/et cetera of the Sects. Reader has been with them nearly the whole SVSSS story but I left the romance timing ambiguous.

Timeline: Post-canon. Pure and simple this time! I also made the flirter a lady, with plot... and with a soft ending!

Fujoshis and Fem Readers DNI || Please enjoy!

Shen Qingqiu could feel the ravaging eyes of the crowd on his back as he passed by the many foreign stalls and he knew he was picking up more with his two husbands coming in behind him. The town was a part of many of the Western fronts that he vaguely knew about because of PIDW's map back in it's story-based heydays, but this town eluded him today.

It wasn't that his memory was fading or that he was jumbling up cities and towns, but he was preoccupied with the map they were using. Levitating it while comparing terrains was front and center, and he left Luo Binghe as head of the supply gathering.

His other husband was looking for something from a blacksmith, but it seems that the tradesman was harder to find then usual.

He was looking at the map and figured out which mountain they'd have to bypass to get to their destination when he felt a stirring wave of demonic energy behind him. Putting the map away and turning to where Luo Binghe was pushing his way through the crowd to the lip of the alley, he rushes after his husband.

"Binghe! Luo Binghe!" He scolds out as he catches up and matches pace with him. "What's gotten into you? Thieves?"

Luo Binghe is very attentive and hears him over the crowd, but simply continues to push forward towards the street opening, and then Shen Qingqiu hears the small commotion that's happening as they break from the people.

You've found the blacksmith as you said you'd do, but you're also trying to multitask getting a woman off your arm as she leans on your side. From the way she falls on your left, anyone would think you're a couple in courting, and her voice carries to Shen Qingqiu's ears like a bell.

Something about the type of metal you were buying to be smelted and what form the sword was taking, and something about your mission into the mountains.

Shen Qingqiu grabs Luo Binghe's clenched fist and gives him an order. "Let me handle her and you take him back into town, get us an inn." It was gentle for now, but the look on your face was making him feel urgent.

"Shizun..." Luo Binghe sounds almost scolded, but he still looks to hold firm.

Shen Qingqiu holds his large hands and places his own pouch of money there, before gripping it with purpose. "Please Binghe, we have a mission. Stories travel."

It was with reluctant annoyance (thrown at the unwanted fourth party) that Luo Binghe stays where he is as Shen Qingqiu glides over to you and the lady, taking place on your right. Shen Qingqiu was never one without some form of elegance, thanks to playing the part, and opens his fan to wave at your sweating face.

It was the waving fan that gained both sets of attention but Shen only focused on your face as you turned to him. Your handsome face had been contorted in disbelief, but now you just fixed him with a relaxed version of surprise.

Shen spoke first. "Ma'am, I do apologize for the interruption, but I'm this man's husband. I don't want to cause a scene..." He trailed off as he looked at you for assistance.

With a nodding of your head and pulling your arm free, you do back up his statement. "I'm very sorry. This is indeed my husband..." The basic politeness you gave her was purely for the public and you quickly backed up to leave the blacksmith.

She seemed to be mature in all forms of the word, and her hairpieces and shawl were refined with elegance. If Shen didn't know any better, he'd think her apart of a political party or a lofty family. She gave you a respectable bow as she apologized in turn to Shen, the affronted husband.

"I apologize for my behavior. Do enjoy your passage through our town, warriors." She answers, and begins to walk off through the afternoon crowd. Shen could hear some sounds of bells softly clicking as she goes.

Shen questions you about your sword you had commissioned and when it would be finished (tomorrow afternoon), and then asks you about the woman in question. To you, she had said she saw your face and simply wanted to patron a warrior for the cities safety during the Autumn season with all the demons running around.

Shen Qingqiu wished he could chalk it up to simply your face (you and Binghe and your gorgeous faces), but he sent you off to Binghe with a kiss as he rationalized this would be it. They'll be leaving tomorrow after your short sword is manufactured and that was that, he thinks.

As he does the last rounds and energy readings of the road ahead, he feels fatigued... what he'd give to be in bed, sleeping with his husbands and sandwiched between them.

Well, you see Shen Qingqiu...

At the largest inn in town not an hour later, you and Binghe are not exactly sleeping in the room

Binghe had gotten for the three of you. Binghe had been upset at not just the woman making a move on his own husband, but also being unable to do anything but help you flee as best you can.

That and this place doesn't allow outsiders in their kitchen, as it was a tourist spot and anything back there was expensive. Binghe would have made you dinner and locked you both away until Shizun came back, but he had to settle for ordering and waiting in the dining area with you as you both calmed down from the event earlier.

Binghe was not as easily calmed as you, especially not when you smell of foreign jasmine, sweet yet musky, from a cushion away. He can see her again and again in his head every breath he takes that doesn't smell of just you: bosom against your arm in the bizarre, red nails scratching up your arm teasingly, and features not unpleasant trying to woo you. He begrudgingly gave her that, she was pretty...

With his huffing and ignoring his zhajiangmian to stir in his foul mood, you decided to feed the grumpy pup his dinner to take his mind off of this. Giving him a kiss and teasing him to eat the wheat noodles from your chopsticks, you slowly lifted him from his mood as he basically falls in your lap.

Luo Binghe was having a good time for the short while you fed him, peppering kisses to his lips also like your sweetening the deal, before he can smell it again. Jasmine; thick, sweet, musky, and sensual. His mood soured before he even noticed where the offending scent came from.

Behind his husband (his and his Shizun's husband, damnit) was the woman again, saddled up behind you with a miffed look on her face. If you sat back fully on your cushion, you'd sadly be pressed against her chest and in reach of her arms. Luo Binghe, on an impulse he does not regret, pulls you onto his cushion and onto his lap away from her.

"Young warrior, I did not expect to see you here at my inn. I would say it's good to see you, but I'm rather confused." She asks in a measured tone. "Where is your husband in green?"

"Ma'am, hello again, I'm..." You try to greet her, but Binghe grips you closer to him.

Answering in measures to still be civil, Luo Binghe huffs. "Shizun will be here in time. His venerable husband is who you're speaking to. Nothing is amiss."

You freeze and your blood runs cold with adrenaline as you playback what Luo Binghe insinuates with his words. Calling Shen Qingqiu shizun and husband in the same sentence has gotten you three into arguments enough that Luo Binghe has slowly learned to pick one and stick with it. Of course, Shen and yourself prefer if he picked husband but sometimes shizun just falls from his lips. Luo Binghe also seemed to be proud today and called himself your venerable husband, showing you off as his.

Except he was vague about it! It sounded... It sounded... !

"Your... shizun? Your master, and his husband?" She looks you up and down, before something darker passes her face. Something clicked in her head and a flush passed her face. "Ah. I see."

"Luo Binghe! Enough!" You yell at the prideful demon prince as your gut instinct for something evil and dirty rears its head. Your skin feels slimy; she must think you cheap, a user, or worse! Luo Binghe settles in his seat, protective, but silent.

"Ma'am, I should introduce my second husband, Luo Binghe, before we say anything else to each other. I am married to both of the men you have seen me with." As respectful as you can be to even the scummiest lords and ladies, you feel also rung dry of pleasantries.

For a brief moment, you think she's trying to process the fact you introduced yourself as a second husband and not a consort, but she's obviously more inclined to believe you since all of your company is... well, the attractive Luo Binghe. "Luo Binghe, you say? The demon lord who they say terrorizes the 12 major sects nearby?"

Luo Binghe lets out a gruff groan of something dissatisfied, obviously not happy to be referred to by what the peaks spew. But sadly, he'll have to take it for tonight, as you do all the explaining.

For the state of your husbands...

By the time Shen Qingqiu had made his way up to the room you'd all share, he could tell something had happened by the way you both were laying. You were sprawled out on the bed, inner robes all your wearing and your hair loose, as Luo Binghe was resting his red face in your lap. Luo Binghe was similarly in proper nightly attire, but his red face was from the swamp of tears on your pants.

Shen kicks off his shoes to join you quickly before running his hand in Luo Binghe's dark curls, and hushes the weeping demon. "Dearests, what has happened?"

Luo Binghe basically ate up the affection as you answered for the guilty party. "We ran into that lady again as the inn owner, and she assumed myself a consort. Luo Binghe almost ran us into trouble afterwards, but we should have no problems anymore."

When Shen Qingqiu released a breath he didn't even know he had held, his face contorted in many displeased ways as his train of thoughts broke. Finally, he just settled on stating: "When we leave this town, remember to tell me to mark it as unfavorable for now. Rumors spread fast here."

"I will. And I do agree. I don't exactly feel comfortable here anymore as well." You promise, still stroking Luo Binghe's hair yourself.

As he starts to undress for the night, Shen Qingqiu asks one more question that bugs him. "Wait a moment. Where in that story did Luo Binghe find reason to cry?"

As he finishes his ask, your lips curl into a smug smile as Luo Binghe whines in your pants. "After we left the inn keeper and left our food for cleanup, I was upset that Binghe had caused a bit of a scene. I said if any of us was the consort, it would be our dear Binghe."

Luo Binghe whined out pitifully but with pride, "I'm a husband!" And after Shen Qingqiu lets out a laugh at how pitiful it sounds against your thigh, "Shizun, not you too!"

"Hush Binghe, it's past midnight..." Shen Qingqiu hushes his husbands both as he sits on the bed and gives you both a kiss on your cheeks. "You're a good husband. You both are. Get some rest. I found a path through the mountains that should conceal us up our travels."

And rest, you did.

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系统错误 | SVSSS Fanfic

CHAPTER 1

Yuhong, a typical daytime female who had just graduated from college, boarded the bus as usual after visiting her friend's home. She looked through her phones as she searched for anything to do to pass the time. Novels. She wasn't a huge admirer of novels, but she also didn't consider herself to be a hater; she only read them because they were fascinating. The protagonist of the book "Proud Immortal Demon Way" is a young male pupil who killed his Shifu as a result of ongoing harassment and hostility. After Shen Qingqiu's passing, the majority of the novel was just plain pornographic with no discernible plot, which made Yuhong lose interest in the book.

Yuhong doesn't seem to have been the only one who was unhappy with it, as numerous more complaints were posted in the main comment section.

Luo Binghe had the option of choosing to be happier without the urge to exact retribution, but resentment and anger dominated his thoughts. He ultimately turned out to be no better than the monster he had previously battled. That's why it has a "abused becomes the abuser" vibe. Shen Qingqiu doesn't show Luo Binghe the affection he craves; instead, he is met with hostility and glares. Perhaps this is why he had so many affairs. That, however, does not justify his nasty behavior.

Shen Qingqiu wasn't deserving of being turned into a human stick and placed inside a pickle jar. Or maybe he did. Everyone has a different way of looking at the scenario, and some people believe that Shen Qingqiu's difficult upbringing should not be used as an explanation for his mistreatment of Luo Binghe. Others could choose to remain impartial because they think that both sides have committed sins. Others would counter that Shen Qingqiu was just jealous of Luo Binghe because the latter had a happy childhood while the former did not, as opposed to the main character.

Shen Qingqiu was initially only known to Yuhong as the villain, a cold-hearted Shifu, and as someone whose death was merited for torturing Luo Binghe. There is no history at all. Why would Shen Qingqiu abuse Luo Binghe in that way? Perhaps Shen Qingqiu was simply looking for someone to use as a punching bag for all of his issues, and Luo Binghe was the one he ultimately settled on?

Before moving on with her thoughts, Yuhong scowled at the idea.

The novel centers on Shen Yuan, a misfortune guy who was reincarnated into the body of Shen Qingqiu, otherwise known as the antagonist of the original book, in "The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System," an alternate version of the book with more plot than "Proud Immortal Demon Way". It provides further Shen Qingqiu background information.

Shen Jiu never experienced his own happy ending, as the saying goes.

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Yuhong was startled awake when she felt something, or more precisely someone, pulling on her arm. She was unable to recall anything that occurred after getting on the bus, and the ringing in her ears wasn't exactly helping either. She tries to open her eyes, but it takes her a few tries before she is able to see a hazy dark figure and an unfamiliar setting. As her sights grew clearer, she was able to make out a long, silky brown haired woman with lovely gray eyes that had a mixture of innocence and worry in them. She is no longer in the bus; instead, she is in a medium-sized room that is furnished with items that resemble those in manga, where the historical period is set in ancient China. She was lying on what seemed like a western four-poster bed.

"Ah, A-Ji! Finally, you're awake."

Yuhong offers the other woman a bewildered expression in response to the strange nickname she was given. She doesn't recall ever meeting the woman, yet the woman calls her with a familiarity that suggests they have been friends for a long time.

"Sorry, ma'am but I think you confused-"

Her surroundings were still, and the other female was standing still. She was somewhat startled as a blue screen suddenly appeared in front of her before she turned to face the screen.

【ƦᴇᴀᴅᴇƦ ʜᴀs ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴛƦᴀɴsᴘᴏƦᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ "ᴘƦᴏᴜᴅ ꞮᴍᴍᴏƦᴛᴀʟ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ ᴡᴀʏ", ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ ɪɴʜᴀʙɪᴛɪɴɢ xᴜᴀɴ ᴊɪ's ʙᴏᴅʏ. ᴅᴏᴇs ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴠɪᴇᴡ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴅʏ's ɪɴғᴏʀᴍᴀᴛɪᴏɴ】

<<< ʏᴇs>>> ᴏʀ <<<ɴᴏ>>>

ᴏɴʟʏ ᴏɴᴇ sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ

Yuhong tapped on the 'ʏᴇs' selection, with just one tap the words in the screen quickly changed.

【xᴜᴀɴ ᴊɪ, ᴀ sʜɪᴊɪᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɪɴ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢᴏɴɪsᴛ ʟᴜᴏ ʙɪɴɢʜᴇ. sʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴀ sɪɴɢʟᴇ-ᴄᴜʟᴛɪᴠᴀᴛᴏʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴏɴ ᴅᴇғᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ʙᴇᴀsᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴅ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴘᴇsᴛᴇʀɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠɪʟʟɪᴀɴᴇʀs ᴀɴᴅ sᴇʟʟɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀʙs ᴛᴏ ᴇᴀʀɴ ᴀ ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ. ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ʜᴇʀ sᴇᴀʀᴄʜ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇs, sʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴛ xɪʏɪɴ. ᴇᴠᴇʀ sɪɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇɴ, xɪʏɪɴ ʜᴀs ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs sᴛᴜᴄᴋ ʙʏ ʜᴇʀ sɪᴅᴇ. xɪʏɪɴ ᴡᴀs ᴜɴғᴏrᴛᴜɴᴀᴛᴇʟʏ ᴋɪʟʟᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ sᴏᴡᴇʀ, xᴜᴀɴ ᴊɪ ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ʜᴇʀ ʙᴏᴅʏ ʀᴏᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ɴᴇᴀʀ ᴀ ʀɪᴠᴇʀ. ʜᴇʀ ᴍᴀʀɪᴛᴀʟ sᴋɪʟʟs ʟᴀᴛᴇʀ ᴄᴀᴜɢʜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇsᴛ ᴏғ sʜᴇɴ ǫɪɴɢǫɪᴜ, ᴡʜᴏ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ʜᴇʀ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ʜɪs ᴅɪsᴄɪᴘʟᴇs. sʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴛ ʜᴇʀ ᴅᴇᴍɪsᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀɴᴅs ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɪɴ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢᴏɴɪsᴛ ʟᴜᴏ ʙɪɴɢʜᴇ】

Yuhong was able to determine the name of the other female and her present body using the information the machine had provided. She was awakened and welcomed by a woman named Xiyin when she first entered the world of this tale.

"Why was Xuan Ji killed by Luo Binghe?" Yuhong enquired with the system in the hopes that it might provide her with some additional context.

【sʜᴇɴ ǫɪɴɢǫɪᴜ ɪɴᴠɪᴛᴇᴅ xuan ᴊɪ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜᴘᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ᴅɪsᴄɪᴘʟᴇ ᴄᴇʀᴇᴍᴏɴʏ sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ǫɪɴɢ ᴊɪɴɢ ᴘᴇᴀᴋ. ᴀғᴛᴇʀ xᴜᴀɴ ᴊɪ ᴡᴀs sᴜᴄᴄᴇssғᴜʟʟʏ ɢᴀɪɴᴇᴅ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ᴅᴜᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʀ ǫᴜɪᴄᴋ ʀᴇᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴ sᴘᴇᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴛᴛᴀᴄᴋs, sʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴏғғɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ǫᴜᴀʟɪғɪᴇᴅ ᴀs ᴀ ᴅɪsᴄɪᴘʟᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ǫɪɴɢ ᴊɪɴɢ ᴘᴇᴀᴋ. ɪɴ ᴀ ᴘᴇʀɪᴏᴅ ᴏғ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ 𝟸 ᴀɴᴅ 𝟷/𝟸 ʏᴇᴀʀs, ʟᴜᴏ ʙɪɴɢʜᴇ ᴍᴀɪɴ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢᴏɴɪsᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴀ ᴅɪsᴄɪᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ʀᴇǫᴜɪʀɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴅ ᴀɴʏ ᴄᴇʀᴇᴍᴏɴʏ. xᴜᴀɴ ᴊɪ ᴋᴇᴘᴛ ʜᴇʀ ᴄᴏʟᴅ-ғᴀᴄᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛɪɴᴏᴜsʟʏ ᴄʀɪᴛɪᴢᴇ ʜᴀʀsʜʟʏ ᴏɴ ʟᴜᴏ ʙɪɴɢʜᴇ, sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇs ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɢᴏ ᴀs ғᴀʀ ᴀs ғᴏʀᴄɪɴɢ ʜɪᴍ ᴛᴏ ғɪɢʜᴛ ʜᴇʀ. ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀ ʟᴀsᴛ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴀʟɪᴠᴇ, sʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ɢɪᴠᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴏɪᴄᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴏʙᴇᴅɪᴇɴᴛ sᴇʀᴠᴀɴᴛ ᴏғ ʜɪs ʜᴀʀᴇᴍ ᴀɴᴅ sᴜғғᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜᴍɪʟɪᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏʀ ᴅʀɪɴᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏɪsᴏɴ. xᴜᴀɴ ᴊɪ, ᴛᴏ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ʜᴇʀ ʀᴇᴍᴀɪɴɪɴɢ ᴅɪɢɴɪᴛʏ ᴅʀɪɴᴋᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏɪsᴏɴ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏɪsᴏɴ sʟᴏᴡʟʏ ᴇᴀᴛ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ʜᴇʀ ғʟᴇsʜ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴsɪᴅᴇ-ᴏᴜᴛ ɢɪᴠɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀ ᴀ sʟᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴀɪɴғᴜʟ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ】

This simply serves to highlight how vicious and evil the actual Luo Binghe truly is! Just when Yuhong had a chance to settle down, become friends with the book's characters, and spend the rest of her days as a minor figure she had no idea even existed in the story. But since she couldn't recall how she died, she had to be reincarnated. Wait, does it even count as reincarnation? She must now live out the remainder of her days as Xuan Ji before dying at the hands of the main character, Luo Binghe. Oh wait, perhaps she could be more considerate toward Luo Binghe than the actual Xuan Ji, and one can only hope that Luo Binghe will remember her generosity and spare her life.

It as if the system could read her mind, the system immediately changed the word on the screen.

【ᴜsᴇʀ ɪsɴ'ᴛ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴀᴄᴛ ᴏᴏᴄ ᴏʀ ᴇʟsᴇ ᴜsᴇʀ ɪs ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ɢᴇᴛ ᴅᴇᴅᴜᴄᴛ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛs ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ sʏsᴛᴇᴍ. ɪғ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴄʜ ɴᴇɢᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ 𝟷𝟶𝟶𝟶𝟶, ᴛʜᴇ ᴜsᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴀᴛᴇᴅ】

Terminated as in completely gone from existence? That seems like a bit of an overkill. For Yuhong, being slain is one thing, but having her existence completely obliterated... wouldn't that imply that her soul couldn't experience another reincarnation?

【ɪғ ᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴏɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜsᴇʀ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴍᴏʀʏ ʟᴏɢs ᴏғ ᴜsᴇʀ's ᴇxɪsᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ sᴛɪʟʟ sᴛᴀʏ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ғɪʟᴇs ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ sʏsᴛᴇᴍ. ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴜsᴇʀ ʜᴀᴅ ɢᴜᴇssᴇᴅ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴘʀᴏᴄᴇss ғɪɴɪsʜᴇs, ᴛʜᴇ ᴜsᴇʀ's sᴏᴜʟ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ɴᴏ ʟᴏɴɢᴇʀ ʙᴇ ʀᴇɪɴᴄᴀʀɴᴀᴛᴇᴅ. ᴅᴇᴄɪsɪᴏɴ ғɪɴᴀʟ】

Being too kind is therefore not an option. Yuhong let out a frustrated sigh that had a whiff of annoyance. She was not having any fun at all, and it was clear that the system was making things tougher than they needed to be.

"Wait, Xuan Ji is already a disciple of Qing Jing Peak?"

【sʏsᴛᴇᴍ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ᴜsᴇʀ's ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴ: ɴᴏ, xᴜᴀɴ ᴊɪ ʜᴀs ʏᴇᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴀ ᴅɪsᴄɪᴘʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇʀ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴍᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ sʜᴇɴ ǫɪɴɢǫɪᴜ ɪs ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ 𝟻 ᴍᴏɴᴛʜs ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ】

"Can I just avoid meeting Shen Qingqiu?"

Yuhong only needs to stay away from the setting of the plot and Shen Qingqiu in order to avoid seeing Luo Binghe, and if she did, she wouldn't be recommended for the disciple selection ceremony.

【ᴛʜᴇ sʏsᴛᴇᴍ ʜᴀs ʏᴇᴛ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴀɴ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ】

What kind of slow internet connection system is this based on to not even generate an answer for that???

【sʏsᴛᴇᴍ ɪsɴ'ᴛ ᴄᴏɴɴᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴀ ɴᴇᴛᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴs ᴜsᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ᴇʀᴀ ʙᴜᴛ ɪɴsᴛᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɪɴ sᴛʀᴇᴀᴍ ᴏғ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ sʏsᴛᴇᴍs】

"A stream of other systems? So aren' t the only system around? Also I would gladly appreciated if you don't read my mind without my permission", Yuhong knew arguing with the system wouldn't work, but the fact that her every single thought is being monitored is basically a invasion of her privacy.

【ʀᴇsᴘᴏɴsᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴜsᴇʀ's ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴɪɴɢ ʜᴀs ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇᴇɴ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴇᴅ. ᴍᴀʏ ᴜsᴇʀ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴅᴀʏ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ɴᴇᴡ ʙᴏᴅʏ】

"Not been generated...you got to be kidding me right now!"

【sʏsᴛᴇᴍ ʀᴇᴘᴇᴀᴛs: ᴍᴀʏ ᴜsᴇʀ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴅᴀʏ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ɴᴇᴡ ʙᴏᴅʏ. sʏsᴛᴇᴍ ʀᴇᴘᴇᴀᴛs: ᴍᴀʏ ᴜsᴇʀ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴅᴀʏ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ɴᴇᴡ ʙᴏᴅʏ. sʏsᴛᴇᴍ ʀᴇᴘᴇᴀᴛs: ᴍᴀʏ ᴜsᴇʀ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴅᴀʏ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ɴᴇᴡ ʙᴏᴅʏ】

The blue screen vanished, leaving a frustrated Yuhong alone with her thoughts.

Clearly ignoring her inquiries, the system then abandoned her and left her to fend for herself. You crappy system, damn you!

She turned to check and noticed that the pause mode was still active.

"System, hey! You neglected to press the unpause button", the system stopped showing up, Yuhong yelled at nothing. She would be thought to be nuts for shouting at the air, if the environment weren't in pause mode.

Maybe she infuriated the system? Oh no, despite Shen Yuan cursing the system repeatedly, it continued to function. Therefore, it is implausible that the system actually abandoned her and put her surroundings on indefinite hold. Right??? Yeah, she wouldn't have to worry about being killed by Luo Binghe, which would seem good, but she doesn't want to live out the rest of her new life in a paused world!

【ᴜsᴇʀ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ɢᴇᴛ ᴜsᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʀ ɴᴇᴡ ᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʟɪғᴇ ᴀs sɪᴅᴇ-ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ xᴜᴀɴ ᴊɪ. ᴜsᴇʀ's ʀᴏᴏᴍ ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ ʜᴀs ᴀ ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀ ɴᴇᴀʀʙʏ, ᴜsᴇʀ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴜsᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀ ᴛᴏ ᴠɪᴇᴡ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ɴᴇᴡ ᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀᴀɴᴄᴇ】

Oh, thanks god...

Yuhong seems to have worried needlessly. She took a look around and saw that, as the system had predicted, there was a long, rectangular bronze mirror with lovely swirling curves on its sides. A beautiful woman with a slim build and dark black hair is reflected in the mirror. She is dressed in soft white fabric that suggests a clothing for a feminine cultivator.

She encircled a lengthy strand of hair with her thin finger. She was met with a long strand of black hair instead of her customary medium length straight brown hair. The hair was plainly considerably longer than Yuhong's typical hair length and had wavy ends without any broken ends. And finally she turned her gaze to the crimson eyes in the mirror. She noticed something dark near the wooden table in the backdrop out of the corner of her eye. Before moving toward it, she turned around with a her current body, spotting it was a black blindfold...

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jade-len · 5 months

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you know it's bad when i read svsss and tgcf, stories about just two guys falling in love and getting together, and think, "god i wish i were in between them."

gay little domestic cottage core life with binghe and qingqiu? please and thank you. being sandwiched by hua cheng and xie lian, two pretty men who are hundreds of years old? i am blushing, kicking my feet and giggling

and again, it's not even that i would want only one of them. like in both of the relationships, the two love each other too much to the point it'd feel wrong if they were separated! it wouldn't feel complete, so you gotta be with both of them!

but that's the thing; i just?? i feel so incredibly guilty whenever i think about being loved by these mxtx couples??? like it's so stupid but i feel like i'm intruding in on something and it's like, everyone else seems to just want them together only, not wanna be with them. like it's fuckin taboo or whatever

i feel like with any other character from any other media it'd be fine to simp for and write/read x readers of them, but when it comes to these books, it's off limits! no way, what are you, crazy? yes, yes i'm unhinged and desperately want their love and affection simultaneously. i want to be in a happy little poly relationship with these overpowered beautiful men with long hair.

i can't be the only guy or whoever to feel this way?? to wanna be kissed by these characters? sandwiched?? i have two hands for christ sake and they all look so happy together and im just like "lord i wanna be with them so much". someone tell me i'm not alone cmon <\3

#okay i havent read mdzs yet but i'll probably feel the same way #god i just wanna be in between shen qingqiu and binghe or hua cheng and xie lian please please #im sad im queer and im ready for a gay poly relationship with these mfs #i love them all #i remember seeing some post where it was like 'hua cheng x fem reader headcanons'#and i was like 'huh thats interesting. not fem but i'll check it out bc ive never rlly seen anything like that'#and then it was like 'he'd leave you for xie lian' and it was fucking hilarious actually #but then i saw the comments on that post and they were all like 'omg i was about to unfollow and block you' 'thank god' etc #and i was just like #'damn?? do people really not like this type of stuff when it comes to danmei novels or smth?'#i don't know if it was just bc it said fem reader or bc yk it's danmei and hua cheng and xie lian are very much in love and happy #but it lowkey kinda got me self conscious lmao and i was hella feeling bad #also no hate to that poster or those commenters im just a lonely queer man #'he would leave you for xie lian' was fucking brutal though i laughed my ass off at thag KAHSNZJ #please i swear i wont stand out too much i can fit in i have long luxurious hair too let me show you my hair care routine guys </3 #svsss #mxtx svsss #luo binghe #bingqiu #tgcf #heavens official blessing #mxtx tgcf #mxtx novels #mxtx characters #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #shen qingqiu #the scum villain's self saving system

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Bodyguard reader who gets whammed into a world where Aven' expy gets attached to them... and then when Reader finally returns to Aven, him and his expy are just playing tug of war with reader 💀💀

imagine Aven and his expy are just spamming reader with high bonus and salaries while they just compete on who can get the more extravagant items for Reader, all while poor reader is just... very confused on why their getting bombarded with monetary gifts, they want kisses and cuddles instead, their just a pathetic wet cat for Aven's affection :((

Okay bear with me. I don't know if you're familiar with the Scum Villain Self Saving System novel BUT the main plot is that the mc transmigrates in the goddamn porn novel he mostly hates but he's a big fan of the protag (important note, the protag has a very VERY questionable moral compass and is practically a villain) so he keeps reading it anyway just for him (and to be a hater but whatever). The thing is. He transmigrates as the scum villain who is responsible for making the protagonist so bitte. Anddd who also dies horrible. So ofc the mc doesn't want to die horribly and he tries his best to be nice to the protag and eventually he changes the narrative and they end up together etc etc THE MAIN PPOINT I'M TRYING TO GET ACROSS there's an extra chapter where the og protag ends up in the rewritten world and he meets the mc and he's shocked how nice and loving he is. He openly wonders why in his world this person who he was looking up to tormented him but in this world they are loving and caring towards his other self, wondering what he did wrong.

ANYWAY I'm sure you get what I'm trying to say. expy!Aven, who's reader hated him, meets the version of reader who loves his alternative self and he's CRUSHED and angry and so so sad :)

#hsr #aventurine x reader #svsss you will always be famous #reader insert

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Mxtx x male reader

A cross over.

When a modern era young man transmigrated in PIDW that has crossovered with other Novel's such as MDZS & TGCF thing's are bound to be both fun & traumatizing!

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Name & Description are different but originally this was on my ao3 some things are arranged to suit it being an X reader. My ao3 is Elijah_Ezra.

TRANSLATION MAY NOT HE ACCURATE.

-- MAIN SHIPS WILL NOT HE CHANGED ( such as hualian , wangxian. )

-- SHEN YUAN IS NOT HERE.

shang qinghua is. I have favorite's.

-- Canon, what canon plot line?

-- Don't like, don't read.

-- Hate towards me or anyone is not tolerated.

-- This is a crossover.

-- A lot of spelling mistakes probably.

-- No upload schedule.

-- What Ships is reader in? I'm aiming for it to be a Liu Qingge X Reader however if this is not liked I take recommendations as well.

THIS IS PIDW TECHNICALLY NOT SVSSS.

• SHEN JIU'S PAST!!!!

• TW FOR THAT. PLEASE, STAY SAFE.

Shen (Name) groans and sighs before getting up from the chair to grab his sword Bǎohù

It was time for the Disciple selection..

He flew down and was immediately greeted by the peak lords he was well liked and loved unlike his elder brother Shen Jiu or also known as Shen Qingqiu.

That’s right he (Last name) ( First Name) , A lazy modern guy , died and transmigrated into PIDW not only that as an OC insert the scum villains younger brother!

Airplane , what kind of messed up tragic sad backstory did you need to give Jiu-Ge?!

Naturally they grew up together which meant his childhood sucked too!

Granted not that bad compared to him as that Qiu Jianluo took a very good liking to him and loved his naïve personality he was rarely beaten.

Which now knowing WHAT Qiu Jianluo liked and was thinking made him want to scream cry and rip off his skin to erase the feeling the skin that was touched by him.

What seemed liked innocent hugged were actually very much not innocent.

years later and after much trauma he became a peak lord!

So, that's that! Yippie hooray for you.

The (History of God's and Ghost's) "神与鬼的历史" (Shén yǔ guǐ de lìshǐ) peak lord!

It is the same ranking as Qing Jing Peak.

In this peak they learned about God’s and Ghost’s that are hidden and roaming around somewhere.

Their cultivation was communication with them.

Some Ghosts would occasionally help them when in need by lending them their strength.

In turn they would also help the ghost move on.

However, this is not safety assured as ghosts can be deceiving.

Shen (Name) would know himself, he’s half possessed by one called SYSTEM who forces him to do certain shit!

{ HOST, QIU JANLUO DID NOT NEED HIS DICK! }

Shen (Name) grimaces remembering that memory when the SYSTEM took control of his body and just chopped off someone’s dick.

‘ You didn’t need to use my body! ‘

{ D: Then, who else would SYSTEM posses? Your brother? No, thanks. }

‘ Die. ‘

{ SYSTEM will die when HOST 002 dies. }

Ah, right. Did he mention the author transmigrated with him?

Airplane Shooting towards the sky transmigrated into Shang Qinghua.

“ Didi, are you alright? You’re frowning. “ Shen Qingqiu asked snapping him out of his thoughts.

He hummed and looked towards the disciples hoping that today he will meet the protagonist Luo Binghe .

Yue QingYuan nodded at him and asked if he will choose a disciple.

Right, He himself rarely accepted new disciples they had to be specific and needed to be blessed or gained the attention of a god or ghost.

But as he looks down no one seems to have the veins that are gold or red.

Gold means a god has noticed them.

Glowing Gold means they have been blessed by one.

Red means a ghost has either noticed them or blessed them.

It was surprising to learn ghosts can bless people.

A ghost’s blessing boosts up your QI similar to the gods blessing but a ghost blessing also gives you luck while God’s give you some protection but not luck that would be on you!

Suddenly again he heard Liu Qingge and Shen Qingqiu fighting which is normal. However, they were fighting over a disciple.

He didn’t feel like getting involved and zoomed out before Shang Qinghua whispered to him.

‘ Bro, Go with Shen QIngqiu that’s Luo Binghe he took! ‘

he glared at Shang Qinghua for not telling him sooner and ran after Shen Jiu.

MEANWHILE…

SO, IT BEGINS TOUGHT A MAN WEARING SIMPLE WHITE ON A THRONE HIGH ABOVE WHERE NO ONE CAN REACH HIM.

THE man was beautiful with long brown hair and warm eyes.

The male wished he can help the poor soul yet, he is not allowed to interfere only drop some helpful information nothing more…

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His peak was often described as a picturesque peak ( he was very proud of his peak ) adorned with tranquil ponds. The water is crystal clear, reflecting the beauty of the lily pads floating gracefully on the surface.

Koi fish gracefully glide through the water, their vibrant colors adding a touch of elegance.

The croaking of frogs adds a harmonious melody to the scene. The air is filled with the sweet fragrance of blooming flowers, and the sight of fluttering butterflies brings a sense of joy.

The overall ambiance feels inviting and pristine. Even the teachers and classes exude warmth and friendliness. It's a place where one can find solace and inspiration.

Near the peak lord's house you'll see a more beautiful building. The building is a shrine. Inside of it is a statue of the main god they learn about.

However, the statue isn't alone along with it is the God's husband.

The crown prince and also now heavenly emperor Xie Lian & his husband Crimson Rain Sought Flower Hua Cheng.

If you're lucky enough (or you're Shen (Name) ) you'll see silver butterflies flying around.

It make's a wonderful painting , silver Butterflies in the moonlight.

From the outside the shrine has an ornate and elaborate design, with intricate carvings.

Inside the shrine, you'll find a serene and reverent atmosphere.

To the side inside the shrine is a long table where offerings and candle's are lit.

His peak is always calm and right now that's where he wants to be not in his olders brother bamboo house with tension so high he's surprised the kid Luo Binghe hasn't fainted.

' It's the tea scene where he pours hot boiling tea on him ' he thinks.

He wishes he can move from his brother's side yet he can't.

The tea is poured , the child gasps and the master leaves looking back once at his brother.

Shen (Name) immediately goes to the poor disciple.

He grabs the towel from the table and gently wipe away the hot tea.

"I'm sorry, please don't mind my brother."

The child looks up naive brown eyes shining at him.

"N-no shifu it was this Disciples fault."

The peak lord can't help how his heart melts.

Shen (Name) from the past hated this scene and didn't understand why Shen Qingqiu did this. The Shen (Name) who he is now understands.

Luo Binghe's eye's and hair are similiar to Qiu Jianluo.

The child's name make it even worse. Luo Binghe..Luo...

Ning Yingying didn't help either immediately calling him A-Luo...

... something Qiu Haitang used to call her brother Luo-Ge...

Still, it's no excuse to what happened to this child but he can be sympathetic.

He'll show him around himself and leave he can't be absent from his peak but he can visit his brother and this child.

Maybe, in the way he'll see his cute shidi Liu Qingge.

Dropping off Luo Binghe at his dorm's in which he knows he won't be staying there longer Shen (Name) leave's and goes to the shrine.

He needs some advice..

He knows the god probably won't respond but he'll feel his presence and that's enough.

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