kon: so i know i don’t age, but why don’t you age?
tim: might have to do with the massive lazarus pit underneath gotham that’s slowly polluting our water, which is why gothamites are constantly angry and why none of our rogues die - maybe idk don’t quote me
kon: WHATTT?!
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conner: i have a 50/50 chance of turning out of the world’s greatest hero… or the worlds greatest villain
tim: and you also have a 50/50 chance of going bald, which is infinitely more tragic
conner:
conner: wtf is wrong with you man
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Batman, Red Hood, Nightwing, Beast Boy, Superman and Superboy + do they like it when their girlfriend is loud/vocal/moaning?
Half-half I'd say but allow me to elaborate.
Pairing: Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Garfield Logan, Clark Kent, Conner Kent x Fem!Reader
Tags: nsfw, smut, moaning, being vocal, sensitive hearing, kissing
A/N: Me personally, if someone is screaming I will tell them to be quiet. Unless you're being stabbed there's no need to scream at me.
BRUCE
Wants you to tell him when he's making you feel good but he's not a fan of you being too loud. Moaning and whimpering is fine with him, not screaming though. If you scream he'll get the impression he hurt you somehow, which really doesn't go well with how much he's holding back sometimes.
JASON
The louder you get the better, the harder Jason's cock will get, the more he will fuck you. Until your voice stops working in fact and all you sounds you can make become whimpers and sighs. He is a bit of a sadist you see and he wants to dominate you when you offer yourself to him, but he always has tea and honey ready for after.
DICK
Moaning is more then fine with him, dirty talk too, a lot of dirty talk and praise gets him going really well. If you get too loud he will slow down a little, and then go right back to his earlier pace and thrust his cock inside of you real hard. He wants you to be loud only when he hits that special little spot inside you that will make you squirt.
GARFIELD
With a sensitive hearing you don't need to be loud with him but you can be more then vocal when it comes to voicing your likes and dislikes to him. Loud noises make him tense up. They hurt his ears and like his instinct demand he wants to silence it, which for him means hissing at the source and pawing at it.
CLARK
Backs up the moment you get too loud for his superhearing. It took him many years to learn how to block out extra sound and only focus on what's important in the moment, but unfortunately that source is too loud for him now. Don't think this means he doesn't like you moaning but he prefers the softer moans to the loud ones.
CONNER
Expected you to get loud when you're close to your orgasm but he didn't think you would be that loud. Kisses you to silence you because your pussy is too good to give up despite his ears ringing, he ain't no quitter as you well know by now. Would appreciate it though if you were a tiny bit quieter next time.
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If Gen 1 Teen Titans was the “Merry Band of Misfits” then Gen 2 is the “Way Too Pretty and Crazy For Their Own Good Troop.” ™️
For a little context, I read that in some continuities, Cassie Sandsmark kinda hates Superboy. Not sure as to the details, but I find the scenario amusing. This shall be a part of my canon forthwith.
And now I must take my leave.
*swan dives to exit scene*
Original New Teen Titans posters 👇
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