okay here we go, i’m desperate enough.... is there anyone who would like to talk to me about flight of the conchords? please message me with your fav song and i’ll probably drown you with my thoughts in exchange. thank you!

ok so accidental "baby" acquisition

but it's Percy(and like maybe Marcus and Oliver)

ok so like the group is helping to smuggle muggleborns out of the country right? but something goes wrong the group is compromised a few times in a row now so they've been found out but nothings happened to anyone in the group other then when in the act so it's obvious that while the death eaters know SOMEONE is doing it they haven't figured out who.

so one of the members of the little group is hiding out a muggleborn couple with their young daughter before going the last stretch the next day when they're attacked they know the death eaters are there but they haven't made it in the house yet

now all the members of the group have these charms? no like a little thingy I have no idea what to call it but a little thing that makes it where they can escape in the case it goes south sadly they are far too hard to make for everyone to have them not even going into that they don't want the death eaters to get a hold of them because then they could make counter measures but the point is they're only strong enough to take theoretically one person.

point is whenever its an unwinnable situation like the muggleborns have already been killed its meant to be used to escape before the Death eaters get there hands on them

the muggleborns know this because it's explained to them that its a last case scenario and one of or both of the parents beg the person to just use it and go but to try to take their 3 year old with them. the person tries to explain that its never been tested on more then one person before and its not a guaranty that it will keep they're kid safe. to which the parents argue that the kids going to die here for certain that there's too many of them for them to fight off and it would be better to go with the option with a chance of survival.

so in the end the person relents and takes the kid with them

and it either works just find because she was so small

I like the idea of it being Percy just for that initial connection but also feel in my heart he would probably not be involved much in actually going on the trips because he would have to keep up appearances at work so cant just be vanishing like that

really i feel like Oliver would be the most likely to be the one going on the trips since quidditch gets put on hold so it would be easiest for him to slip out and around without people realizing.

Marcus could as well but i imagine him being forced into a ministry job after graduation so while he's not being scrutinized as heavily as Percy he still has to be more careful.

i also think in this world they're all living together somewhere even though i think it happened by accident not an intentional choice

anyway

they now have a kid they don't know what to do with because they need to get them out of here but the death eaters at this point have caught the last three muggleborn family's they had tried to save and they still don't know how and they're so tired so they decide to hide them and not even tell the others in the group they have her just in case it is a traitor

and so yeah now they have a kid and get attached really quickly and then after the final battle happens and the war ends they end up just keeping them because they don't have any family left

Oh ya I’ve heard Türkiye is having some elections today, how’s that going? :D

it’s on sunday!!! ive spent the entirety of this morning crying over election coverage LOL. this is the single most important event of my life. yk how every politician says the next election is the most important one so everyone should go out n vote? thats the situation here but quite literally.

on one hand you have islamic extremists (erdoğan. one of the “parties” that support him is literally formed from an extremist cult. the only reason they haven’t all been put on trial is bc erdoğan supports them and he’s only got the extremists’ support left. and also bc years back he declared a nationwide state of emergency and quickly passed multiple laws in succession where. he’s no longer the prime minister but “the sole leader” of turkey. yeah)

and on the opposition there’s a coalition of 6 parties, literally all the major left parties with some nationalists, with their joint candidate kılıçdaroğlu. CHP (the main opposition party) has been center left lately, but its the actual fuckin party that first turned turkey into a republic from a sultanate. its huge. compared to US politics the average left wing party is actually pretty fuckin left here LOL. and they havent won the govt since 1950s (last peaceful n prospering decades of turkey) AND. THEY ACTUALLY STAND A CHANCE. all the polls point towards kılıçdaroğlu winning the elections

and you have no idea how bad it’s been here for the last few years. god. there’s so many shit thats wrong in the country because of the current government. civillians getting arrested for tweets criticizing erdogan, not being able to afford anything, being unable to pay your rent, erdogan (WITH HIS SINGULAR DECISION) withdrawing from the istanbul convention, the femicides being the highest it has ever been since the entire history of the turkey, murdered religious minorities and murdered journalists, tens of thousands of people left alone to die after the earthquakes back in february. its pretty fucking scary living here unless you’re a cishet sunni muslim man.

everyone i know that can afford it has been fleeing the country. sometimes it feels like thats the only option you have unless you want to get killed as a 20 something year old trying to make ends meet. i’m only 20 yo myself and the past 8 years has brought me and everyone under 30 to such a place where the only thing we feel about the future is hopelessness. i feel like ive aged 10 years in the last year alone and i bet anyone thats lived under a similar govt can relate. my countrys politics alone has been robbing me of my youth and my will to live.

AND. DESPITE ALL OF THAT. i have hope for the very first time. i have hope for a better future now bc of the opposition candidate and i have faith in him to deliver his promises. everything thats happened since january he’s been dealing with with grace, and him + mayors from his party actually do shit.

so yeah. the entire course of turkey is gonna change this sunday. if we were to lose this would be the last democratic elections held (the last elections held, period) before erdoğan fully converted the country into an autocracy, and when kılıçdaroğlu wins its gonna become a socialist state, as socialist as it’s ever been since the 1950s. pretty fuckin big stakes

the worst part about having a concrete sleeping schedule is getting up at like 6:30 even on weekends

i really have no excuse for this ✨delay✨

I am LIYERALLY existential barbie at sleepovers. Like I literally am

the yuumaification begins

realizing half the time i dont put tags on stuff when i reblog- whoops anyways when i do its often screaming abt how pretty the arts or writing is so if that says anything about me... :3

♡ GENSHIN MEN & STUDYING WITH YOU

characters. xiao diluc kaeya childe wriothesley lyney alhaitham x gn!reader genre. romantic fluff. an. i need motivation. they are my motivation | please reblog!! im getting back into writing and reblogs with tags and comments will make me want to write more :D

xiao

he's the one who's a all the noise-cancellation, blacklisted apps kind of student. everything is on lockdown and on do not disturb mode – please don't disturb him. poke him with your pen and you'll just see him roll his eyes at you– no, seriously- it's not worth it! however, xiao is also a really good student ; always on task, even on the subjects that he absolutely despises. ask him to tutor you and he might grumble and groan, but what happens when the tutor falls in love with his student?

diluc

possibly the class rep. studying with him is a express ticket to resources that teachers had given him because of his high-class status. he's not proud of it – he believes that each student deserves the chance to have the same access as him – which is why he's willing to share it with you as well. we didn't even have to meet up, you could just have sent it over- you whine, but the tinge of crimson on his cheeks is a telltale sign that perhaps he needed- no, wanted, this excuse.

kaeya

the teasy study buddy. watch him annoy the hell out of you– you know he's teasing, but sometimes it hurts. "haha, i thought i taught you this already? does the little bunny not have enough space in there?" he taps your head with his pen. it's only when your face crumples and you start to mumble out apologies, teardrops cockling your paper – that he panics. "shit- i'm sorry– how can i make it better?" he wipes your tears away. he makes it up with a sweet kiss and a stack of gift cards to your favourite cafes.

childe

he's the friend who keeps you going, truly. if sunshine was bottled up and wrapped with a bow and had an orange cap, it would be childe! watching your face fall after staring at algebra simply won't do, no, no. let him lead you as he tugs on your hands outside of the study room, and just let your feet follow in his footsteps – you'll find yourself outside the library cafe. "alright, it's on me! what do you want?" maybe his wallet is a little lighter, but so is his heart, once he sees your face light up.

wriothesley

wriothesley is the one who has it all planned out. first, you'll start studying at 10pm... which is a little late, but it's alright. you'll get tired around midnight, which will be when he offers you the first cup of chamomile. "won't this put me to sleep?" you whine, accepting it from him anyways. he chuckles and runs his hands through your hair, replying that it's never worked on him. true enough, you start getting sleepy around half past one – finally leaning against his shoulder, your arms going slack. kissing your head, he drapes a blanket around you. good night, (y/n).

lyney

the one who sits besides you, cracking jokes every now and then! but when it's time to study, he can buckle down and start doing work –that's just lyney – the human on and off switch. there's something about him doing work while twirling his poker cards in his hands that's just so mesmerising – a stare too long catches his eye, and he starts doing a trick for you. get back to work!, you laugh and playfully swat his shoulder, turning back to your own paper. he chuckles in return, and unbeknownst to you, turns back with a smile.

alhaitham

alhaitham can be stricter as a study buddy – he's stern with distractions, wanting you to keep your phone to the side as he's explaining concepts – yes, concepts you learnt, but never understood. "hey, eyes here. did you understand, or do i need to go through it again?" he sounds bored, and you feel sorry for him. you mumble a soft i understand back, and he sighs and tells you to take a break. "look up." your eyes trail up from your phone, and instinctively close as he presses a sweet kiss to your forehead.

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now playing…the tortured poet’s department (spencer reid)

summary: spencer left his typewriter in your apartment, maybe he was looking for something else

genre: fluffy fluff

cw!: talking briefly about a case involving children, non specified gender i think!

a/n: i want to make a part two cause it didn’t fit the rest of the song! tell me what you think🫶🏼 ttpd masterlist

you jumped up as three perfectly timed knocks came from your front door. like a puppy waiting for its owner to come home, you ran across your apartment, nearly slipping on the wooden floor. you opened the door hurriedly

“spence!” your eyes lit up at the image of spencer reid in front of you, hair tussled slightly and a soft smile on his lips.

“hi” he spoke quietly, deciding to stare at you for a few more seconds before enveloping you in a hug. the familiar scent of leather and espresso making you melt further into his arms.

you placed a sweet kiss on his cheek before pulling away slightly, he shut the front door with the back of his foot effortlessly.

“what’re you doing here? i mean, its not like i dont want you here, obviously i do ,but, its like 10pm?” you speak quick paced and unorganized, but spencer was, of course, very used to it.

“i left my typewriter here” he said with a smile “and also i really wanted to see you and didn’t want to wait ‘till tomorrow” the last part was said with a softer tone, looking down sheepishly.

you pouted slightly with a smile before planting gentle kisses to the bridge of his nose and his lips, before cradling his face in your hands.

“of course, baby. you can come here whenever” you said, your voice smooth and tender. you grabbed his hand and led him to the living room, where his typewriter sat on the coffee table. the night before, you had asked spencer to bring his typewriter so you could write letters thanking the team for coming to the dinner party you’d organized, and also, it was exciting to use one of those typewriter you had seen in movies. spencer obviously complied, accepting any invitation that served as an excuse to be with you.

“here it is, safe and sound” you said, lavishly pointing to the obvious bulk of a typewriter that rested on the wooden surface.

“thank you for keeping it in one piece honey” he joked, sitting onto the couch and examining the keys. he knew you had kept it secure, it was just a small habit of his. you nodded, sitting back on the couch, observing him attentively as his fingers grazed the sides of the device.

“who uses typewriters anyway?” you laugh, leaning on his shoulder playfully. he shakes his head and chuckles softly in return.

he sits back with you eventually. leaning his head to rest on your chest as you held onto him, sensing something was off.

“you wanna talk about it?” you say softly, treading on sensitive territory. you knew how difficult his job was, and how much he kept to himself. even if you insisted on him talking to you, you never pressured him into giving you any information that he knew you were better off without.

he sighed. you placed his head onto your lap, gently. delicately scratching his head, undoing any knots he had. that seemed to help.

“im sorry honey” “is there anything i can do to make you feel better” you press a kiss to his scalp, continuing to stroke his hair gently, and rubbing his back softly.

“just, be here. this is enough” his voice was tired, fragile. you did as he said, running your fingers through his hair. you felt his breathing slow down, and soon enough, soft snores filled the room. you smiled and pressed a kiss on his head, laying yours back on the sofa, eyes fluttering shut.

hot tub - matt sturniolo

Summary - matt and reader share a moment in the hot tub while on a trip with their friends

warnings - fluff, kissing, thats about it

a/n - this is my first fic ever, so please leave me some feedback on what you did or did not like! also, this is written from the readers perspective!

The triplets, Madi and I were all on a trip in San Diego for a few days. I have been friends with them for a few years, and during that time I had developed a crush on Matt. I was a sucker for his gentle nature, his sense of humor, and I had always especially loved his tattoos. Everyone knew about this, except for Matt himself. I always told myself that Matt could never like a girl like me, and to save myself from getting hurt I never told him. Sometimes I got a hint of flirtiness from Matt, but it never went any further so I pushed it aside.

We were on our last day of the trip, so of course we all made the most of it. After a day full of shopping and exploring San Diego, and then a trip to the beach, everyone was pretty tired by the time we got back to our Airbnb. Around 10pm, we all decided to go to bed as we had a long drive back home in the morning. As we each walked to our respective rooms, Matt and I shared a glance and a small smile before closing our doors.

As I lay in bed for what felt like hours, I could not seem to fall asleep, no matter how hard I tried. I rolled over and grabbed my phone to look at the time. 1:47am. 'damn' I thought as I began to decide what to do next. That's when I saw a text from Matt in my recent notifications.

hey, you up? 1:30am

im in the hot tub if u wanna join :) 1:32am

I felt my heart beat faster as I read the texts over and over again. Matt and I had never really shared moments alone, just the two of us. I was trying to think of possible reasons why Matt decided now was the time to get me alone, but I stopped myself as I realized I was overthinking the situation. Instead of responding, I switched my phone off and got out of bed to put on my bathing suit. It was a deep red bikini that I had bought specifically for this trip. I hadn't worn it yet, so I decided now was the perfect time. I grabbed a towel, then quietly opened and closed my door, making my way down the hallway and out the glass sliding doors leading to the pool area.

As I stepped outside, I caught a glimpse of Matt. He had his back to me, but I could see his messy hair that I always loved, and the outline of his shoulder and back muscles as he had his arms up on the sides of the hot tub. I didn't realize how long I had been staring, but apparently Matt had heard me come outside.

"Are you just gonna stand there and stare, or are you gonna get in?" he said with a smile, as he turned to look at me.

My cheeks immediately flushed as I snapped out of my trance. "Oh, sorry. Yeah, I'm coming!" I said, setting my towel down and walking toward the hot tub.

I felt Matt's gaze on me as I walked down the steps and into the warm water, but I stayed silent. I sat down across from him, my cheeks still red, while he remained calm with a small smile forming on his lips.

"You can come closer, you know." he says.

"Okay." I said with a small giggle. I moved closer to him, still leaving about 3 feet of space between us.

"What, do I make you nervous?" he smirked as he moved his arm to wrap loosely around my shoulders.

Curious about his intentions, I replied "What if I said you did?"

He pulled me even closer to him, and in a lower tone he said "You don't ever have to be nervous around me, you know that, right?"

I let out a nervous giggle and turned to face him. "Where are you going with this, Matt?"

" You can't tell? How much more obvious can it get?" he smiled, and paused as his eyes met mine. "I like you, y/n. Fuck it, I'm in love with you. You don't have to say anything either, but-"

In an instant, I cut him off by wrapping my arms around his neck, my fingers finding their way to his hair. He got the hint, as he leaned in closer to me, until finally his lips captured mine. He pulled me into his lap so he could deepen the kiss. We moved in perfect sync with each other, as if this was always meant to be. As we both pulled away for air, Matt’s hands remained on my hips as he admired me.

“You’re so beautiful, you know that?” Matt told me, taking in every inch of my body.

“Shut up and kiss me again.” I replied, gently running my fingers down his tattooed arm.

Without a word, he placed one more gentle kiss on my lips, and I nestled my head into the space between his neck and collarbone. “I love you Matt.”

“I love you too.” He replied, his voice barely above a whisper. “So, does this mean you’ll be my girlfriend?”

“Yes Matt, it does.” I said with a hint of sass.

Needless to say, we both fell asleep easily after that, wrapped in each others arms.

Hihihiiiii

uhhh

hru :D i hope ure healthy and well (unlike me/hj)

Uhhhh anyways! If possible, could I request a Toya, Akito, Rui, and Tsukasa (separate obv) with a gn reader who literally cannot sleep with 1) something in their arms, and 2) atleast something the reader can hear (whether itd be music, a normal conversation, a tv playing, anYTHING)

Also heres two little scenarios if you have a hard time trying to figure out what to do with this request: 1) them cuddling their s/o while either singing or just talking with the reader, or maybe just a song playing or a channel going off on the tv. 2) when they get home at like 10pm they just find the reader sleeping with a squishmallow and a spotify playlist going off from their phone. Or 3) after they finish talking to someone on the phone, they go to theirs' and s/o's shared room just to find them sleeping peacefully with a squishmallow (next thing they know its because they were talking to someone on the phone)

Uhh if your requests are closed, you can just ignore this (or delete it), and if you feel as if you cant do this, feel free to once again, ignore or delete

Alright I should uhh prolly go now it's 4:20am here and I'm supposed to be awake by 6:30am (not like im gonna sleep honestly)

Alrighty, uhhh, byebhe have a nice day/night

(also im sorry if it's a lil disorganized to you)

project sekai boys x gn!reader

summary: you tend to fall asleep when you're cuddling something, and if youre listening to something!

;; hcs style

@ toya aoyagi

• you were literally SO tired but toya was over and it was insane. so you just got your favorite plush and hugged it as he left the room for a bit

• but uhhh you wanted something to be listening to aswell

• so you just got out your phone, played the shared playlist that you and him have and just shut your eyes in a soft bliss

• after a few minutes, he walked into your room and had almost no reaction-

• i mean, he was pretty suprised that you fell asleep this quick.

• he kissed your cheek and ran his cold hands against your warm body lovingly

• he tried going near you without waking you up, and probably fell asleep too tbh

• cute.

@ akito shinonome

• he knew of your habits beforehand, and didn't seem to care

• so, he wasn't suprised when you asked him to call you in the middle of the night so you can sleep

• he pretended to be annoyed, but still agreed to it anyway.

• it was like 12 am and you asked if he could talk about his day, or tell stories

• he did, and honestly...

• best experience ever. may ask again!

• if you do end up falling asleep on call with him, he'll go on mute and admire you (NOT IN A WEIRD WAY)

• he'd fall asleep after you.

• he's so ahhhhhebsnka

@ rui kamishiro

• sort of like akito, you'd mostly call/face time him if he couldn't be with you at the moment

• if he notices you cant sleep, he'll ask if you'd want to call -- if you say yes, then he'll happily obliege.

• he'll talk about anything. literally anything

• mostly about his inventions, though

• he's one of the best people to go to for this, since his voice is so relaxing. like wtf??

• if he notices you're asleep, he'll either stay on call- or hang up and send you a sweet text message.

• he doesnt mind calling you whatsoever, and actually enjoys it, since he likes having someone to rant to.

• rly helpful! 5☆ ratingg

@ tsukasa tenma

• ok. here this boy goes

• he likes buying you plushies, and everytime you sleep with them, it reminds you of him

• you like sleeping over at his house, as he likes sleeping over at your house too.

• no matter whose house, he'll be really good at talking

• he can talk about ANYTHING. when i say anything, i mean ANYTHING

• be it his sister, his life, hell- he'll even talk about you!

• when he does talk to you, he has the calm voice that soothes you to sleep

• fallen asleep already? ah, too bad, i wasnt done yet, he says as he kisses your forehead and lays down beside you

your first time with / jeongin/ I.n

Description : Smut , fluff

Tw : soft sex, kissing , nipple play , use of nicknames ,

HIII GUYS I THOUGHT OF WRITING THIS AS I WAS EATING SOME SPICY CHIPS LOL ( flamin hot funyuns) ANYWAYS SORRY IF MY SPELLING IS BAD LOL

10:54

it was a Saturday night around 10:10pm and me and my bf jeongin were sitting on the couch , jeongin was playing on his Xbox and I was just eating some chips watching him play, and suddenly I just said something that just came out , jeongin.. Im ready I say with a nervous voice , he turns to me with wieded eyes and raised eyebrows , you are?? he says putting his controller down on the coffee table, yes I say once again nervously , are u sure y/n? He says to reassure, yes I am sure , okay he says as he shuts down his game, he stands up grabbing my hand and leading me to our bedroom , we sit side by side on the bed , sorry I didnt mean to make this awkward I say , its okay my love its not awkward, he grabs my waist and starts kissing me the kiss gets more passionate he moves me on his lap as I wrapp my arms around his neck we continue to passionately kiss , then pull away and gasp for air , he looks at me with a warm expression on his face he then slide his hands under my shirt moving his hands up and down my waist then going up to my boobs , his hands go to my back and he unclipps my bra taking it off and throwing it on the floor , my face was all red I was so flustered , he starts kissing my neck leaving hickeys on it as I whismpered , his hands back down on my waist , I could feel him hardening as I was still on his lap , he stops kissing my neck and his hands go back up to my boobs , squeezing him and playing around with my nipples , I couldn't help but whismper once again , ''its okay dont be too nervous'' he says staring at my face as he continued to play around with my boobs , then he takes off his shirt and just looks at me with a warm smile , I was so flustered and pink I didnt know what to do , '' your so cute blushing like that'' he says , then he continued to remove my shirt , I didnt know if I was uncomfortable or comfortable but I didnt care anymore I just wanted him , then he takes me off his lap laying me down on the bed and removes my baggy jeans leaving me with just my underwear , then he gets up and removes his pants and under wear and sits back down on the bed looking at me, okay Just lay down for me okay? He says , I do as he says and lay down as he hovers over me pressing his chest on mine , its okay dont be scared ill be gentle, okay I say with a worried expression, he kisses my lips just once before sliding my underwear to the side and inserting his dick inside me, I let out a little whismper it felt weird but good , he starts moving very slow whispering in my ear if I was okay or if it hurt , its okay it doesn't hurt I say responding to him , okay good ur going so good for me he says ,jeongin i say whispering in his ear, yes darling whats wrong?? He says with a worried expression, can u go a little faster please i say , oh of course he says , he speeds up just a bit , as a pace is maintained, jeongin can u hold my hand please? I say , of course I can he says as he grabs my hand and holds it , I continue to let out more little whispers , '' ur so good'' your doing so good'' ''your so prefect'' jeongin whismpers in my ear burring his face into my neck still moving in the same pace , does that feel good y/n? He says moving a little faster , so.. Good.. I say as I feel my high coming, he just smiles at me again with that warm look , I love u so much jeongin, I love u too y/n. , we say as we both feel warm liquid pour down our thighs , after we clean up jeongin takes care of me making me mid night food and putting on a movie for us to watch as we cuddle to sleep.

I HOPE U GUYS LIKED THIS I TIRED VERY HARD AND I WROTE THIS IN THE DARK LOLL

WAIT SO IS THE FIC COMING OUT TODAY?

i am exhausted but YES!!!!! if u want to take a nap tho it’ll be up around 1am mst since i do not work tomorrow :D and i will be up up all night w you lovies

i will be answering asks starting around 9-10pm, sorry mod is the biggest night owl ever even when im tired LOL

Stressed || Tom holland

Summary: Tom has been really stressed lately as of filming. Every time he comes back home he takes it out on you without noticing. Normally you let it slide but one day you just had enough as he crossed the line.

Me and Tom had been dating for 3 years now and overall it has been amazing. However, these past weeks have been very bad. Tom Holland can get really stressed from working, clearly.

Everyday he has been coming home stressed which has led to him being so rude and moody. To be honest we hardly even get intimate, we don't even communicate anymore!

Tom usually comes home late most nights, I try speak to him but he just snaps at me all the time. I usually let it slide, but recently it's been getting to me and i've tried to say something.

Lots of things have been going on lately as well, I remember when it all happened and I tried to tell Tom.

Flashback - 2 week ago

Tom walked into the house kicking his shoes off, moaning about the "mess" that was around the house.

"Hey Baby, How was work?" I try kiss him but he pulled away.

"Fine" he walks pass me.

"I-I need to talk to you"

"What now Y/N! I'm fucking tired" he snaps at me.

"O-oh. Okay. Just get some rest" I fake smile.

End of Flashback

I was now sitting on the sofa with my best friend Jamie he was holding me in his arms whilst I cried. This week has been extremely tough on me. First of all my grandad went back into hospital and second: I just found out, 1 week ago, that I had a miscarriage. I only just told Jamie about it and he was there for me.

"You really need to tell Tom" Jamie rubbed my arm. He's always been my best friend.

"I-I tried. But he's been really stressed lately he doesn't even listen anymore" I finally had calmed down a little but was still hugging him.

That's when the front door slammed shut, making both of us flinch.

"Well Toms here now I better get going it's 10pm. And he doesn't really like me" he smiles standing up. "Oh hi Tom" Jamie says to Tom.

"Jamie. What's he doing here?" Tom said rudely.

"Tom don't be so rude. He's leaving now anyways. Bye i'll call you later" I fake smile, then Jamie leaves.

"Probably fucking him whilst I'm working my ass off" Tom muttered under his breath, but I could still hear him.

"Excuse me?! Jamie is my best friend and he's dating Y/F/N. And your not the only one working your ass off" I argue back.

"At least I have a fucking Job! I pay the bills and pay for the food" He shouts at me.

"That's not fair Thomas! I just fucking lost my job, you dickhead"

"I'm the dickhead. Why are you being so bitchy! Like your the one cheating on me" He scoffs walking into the bedroom.

"IM NOT CHEATING ON YOU! Jamie came over to comfort me" Tears were now falling from my eyes.

"Comfort you. HA! You could've asked me no?-"

"You see that's the problem I can't fucking speak to you. You've been so stressed because of work you take it out on me. Every fucking day Thomas. I try tell you things but you don't listen anymore" I cry.

"Everyone has fucking problems y/n. Your not fucking special. Suck it up. Don't be such a bitch all your life. Fuck me! If I knew you was gonna be such a baby I would've never dated you!" He shouts whilst sitting on the bed, I saw that he instantly regretted saying that as he looked up at me.

"Well let's break up then. You see I have so many FUCKING PROBLEMS TOM! I AM A BITCH, A BABY AND CLEARLY NOT GOOD ENOUGH. WELL IM SORRY THOMAS THAT MY GRANDAD IS BACK IN HOSPITAL AND THAT IM GOING THROUGH A MISCARRIAGE." I cry while shouting then storming out of the room.

"W-what?" Tom runs after me.

"Fuck off Tom. Don't act like you care now" I put my shoes on.

"Y-you were pregnant?" he says worryingly.

"Yes I fucking was. About 3 weeks ago I found out I was two months pregnant. I went to tell you but you didn't even give me a chance. Then a week ago blood everywhere. Fucking miscarriage" He just looked at me in shock and most of all guilt.

"Where are you going?" he asked as I put my coat on.

"To my mums house" I open the door slamming it shut whilst tears roll down my face. I then got into my car, driving away in the dark.

5 Days later....

TOMS POV

It has been 5 days since I last saw y/n. I tried calling her but she didn't pick up. I didn't realise how much of a dick I was being to her. She was going through so much and I didn't even notice. How could I be so stupid!

I was sitting with my mum right now, telling her everything that has happened.

"You need to go speak to her Tom. She's going through a lot right now and she needs you. You better save this relationship." My mum says.

"You better save it because I love y/n!" Paddy says.

"You fucked up bro, big time. Now hurry up and go! Your girl needs you" Harry says.

"Okay. I'll call you guys later bye" I then left to go to y/n's mums house.

About 10 minutes later, I arrived at her mums house. On the way I brought her some flowers, chocolate and a tub of ice cream. I knocked on the door and her brother answered it.

"She's upstairs, hasn't come out of her room" he told me, I just nodded.

I ran up the stairs to her bedroom. I knocked on the door lightly before coming in. She was laying under her covers on her side.

"H-hey it's me" I smiled closing her door, she then opened her eyes. They were puffy and red, she looked as if she had no sleep at all by the bags under her eyes.

"hey" she almost whispered back.

"I got you some flowers and snacks" I place the bag on the side.

"oh thanks" she says not breaking eye contact with me.

There was a minute of awkward silence until she broke it.

"If you wanna break up I understand, what you said was true a-"

"No no no no. Don't you ever say that. I don't wanna break up with you, I love you. What I said was not true, I was being a dick. I'm so sorry" I sit on the bed next to her laying body.

"I'm just finding it tough" she says.

"I know. And I'm so so sorry baby. Please forgive me. I promise I'll change. You don't deserve the way I treated you and I'll never treat you like that ever again" I stand up getting the promise ring I gave her ages ago from the side and giving it to her. "I promise y/n. I'm so sorry" I cried.

"I forgive you" she smiles then lifts up the covers. Motioning for me to get under with her to hold her.

"I love you so much" I get under the covers and kiss her passionately. "And I'm so sorry about your grandad. I really hope he's okay. And with the miscarriage I'm here. We're a team and from now on you can tell me anything" I kiss her forehead.

"Well there is something I wanna tell you?" she says.

"Yeah what's up?" I look at her.

"I would like some of that ice cream" she giggles.

"Of course princess"

🐠Fish out of water🐠

CONTAINS: monster fucking,mentions of a fem! Body, tentacle pp, other then that mostly vanilla

Fishman x curvy! Fém! Reader

It was a warm summer night in the small city off the coast of California you were in your swimsuit you loved to swim it was your favorite hobby and you loved swimming at night, it was tourist season so the beaches were crowded in the day but luckily for you, you got off at work normally 9/10pm depending on how busy it was and how much cleaning there was to do

You heard a werid gurgled from the water further out and a head peaked out

“Hello?”

The monster said in a watery voice it was tall, had scales and gills it looked like a tropical fish it wasn’t uncommon to see tropical fish but this wasn’t a fish “hello” you said swimming a little closer you wet hair stuck to your face

The monster swam close he had webbed fingers and a little tail

“You are human”

He said his fingers moved to wipe the hair out of your face “yes im a human” you looked up at him his eyes were like a fishes but they were big like an aliens

He moved his face to your neck sniffing you his hands fell on your hips cradling your soft body

“Why do humans use these chemicals to cover your sent?”

You looked at him “soap?”

“Yes soap”

You though “well we have body odors witch can make people smell bad”

“Oh”

He moved his head down and got really close to your chest sniffing

“Your chest.. have you bared any children?”

“W-what? No! I haven’t I’m (age) I’m still trying to get through school”

The monster moved his other hand to your stomach gently squeezing it picking you up to his torso

“Your in perfect state to, many of your fellow humans, they don’t have much muscle nor fat covering there womb”

His hands had sharp claws that trailed up your back

“It’s because humans are fucked we want, people who dont eat, models, were a fucked society”

His head traveled to your chest laying his head on your breasts making this purring sound

“Your body is ready would you let me fertilize you?”

You blushed not knowing what to say

“Yes you may”

“Thank you”

He purred 

He lays you on a near by rock slowly removing your swimsuit his kisses travel to your thighs as he held you his cock looked like a tentacle dripping pre-cum that slightly glowed he gently slipped himself in

“Your so warm”

He moaned into your chest his claws digging into your thighs

“Y-your so big”

You moaned you felt like you were being pulled in half he gently thrusted kissing your chest your hands holding onto his upper arm

“Humans~ your all so different yet all so beautiful but your perfect so perfect~ ready to bear my children”

You move your hands to you clit and rubbed gently moaning

“Dose that feel good for humans?”

You nodded “we have nerves that make it pleasant for us”

He moved one hand down hitting yours out of the way as he thrusted rubbing your clit

“Tell me if you need more~”

With a couple hard thrusts he came into filling you vagina

“We have to lay her for a little while make sure it stays for at least 20 minutes”

You nodded you were tired and a little cock drunk

“How dose this work? How will I carry your children”

He smiled and cuddled closer

“Like human babies in 9 months you come back here to this rock and I will help you deliver but at the doctors appointments it will appear as a normal human baby”

He rubbed your belly and smiled you laid there for hours cuddling with him talking about your life’s your hair was now damp and not soaking wet

HIII sorry for not being active for a minute but here is some monster fucker stuff for you kinky mf’s :)) comment below/repost if you have any requests ✌️✌️