guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff

literally can’t stop this abt this like the love that went into this.

my chemical romance is the funniest and weirdest band ever. They’re all fucking losers who would genuinely rather play dnd than hook up with groupies. The singer used to work at Cartoon Network. The bassist is on the fbi watchlist for crimes against disney. One guitarist is a guitar god but he also used to keep a little action figure of spiderman in his pocket all the time, the other is like a little lap dog of a man, but he’s also on the fbi watchlist for death threats against a us president. They refused to be on the twilight soundtrack, one of the most popular franchises at the time but then they preformed on yo gabba gabba and re-recorded one of their songs in simlish.

who the hell are the "monkees" "oasis" "beetles" everyones into bands these days

Uh Oh, The One Other Guy Having The Same Problem As You Got Zero Replies To His Post On Reddit That He Made 5 Years Ago

No one is allowed to write another Les Mis fic ever again

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

Yo mama so Pencil her head is green and her body is yellow and her shoes are lead and her hat is a pink earaser

...he is weaving the chocolate. Do you copy, this bitch is WEAVING CHOCOLATE

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

Jennifer’s Body (2009) || Hannibal (2013-2015)

RIP James Wilson you would’ve loved gay marriage

what is ur weirdest group chat name?