#so you are not allowed to complain
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Hey! Do you want to explain your campaign notes and/or hear some webcomic recs? I personally would enjoy both of those things.
You are literally the best person in the history of ever. My campaign is my baby I can and will talk about it for hours. Be warned this will be very long.
So the entire thing is set In a semi-modern fantasy world. With modern appliances that are powered magically (and non magically in some cases) The government is set up similarly to that of Naruto, in that different services are requested by people in the community,ranked by difficulty, and handed out to “ninja” but the ninja in this case are students. The head of the government however is closer to a bloodline monarchy, then the military dictatorship that is in Naruto.
Anyway this allows the players to get room outside of the school, and means I don’t have to develop full curriculums for these fuckers.
Additionally I altered the entire dnd class system to turn them into actual school classes. I had a blast making each individual one and defining how they interact and differ from one another.
Differing even further from traditional dnd is the magic system. Which brings up the topic of what inspired this campaign. A book called “upside down magic” by Sarah Mlynowski, Lauren Myracle, and Emily Jenkins. Specifically the first book being I never had the opportunity to read the rest the book series.
The magic system in the books lies in 5 main types of magic. (Fire, Flight, animal shifting, turning thing’s/people invisible, and talking to animals) and the conflict within those that don’t fit these boxes segmented by the society around them. Some of the traditional powers were altered or changed to better emphasize the fantasy vibes or to equal out power levels.
Many elements are taken from the book. But the most prominent being the magic. Restricted casting is applied to everyone, and the party members have “upside down” or abnormal magic. Some examples from their characters being; seeing ghosts, changing their physical appearance to match other people, communicating with animals (and people) telepathically, and more!
There’s also a lot of additional world building and plot stuff but this is already really long 😅 if you want any clarification or further information about it ask!
#rant#you asked#so you are not allowed to complain#dungeon master#dungeons and dragons#dnd campaign#world building#at least a little#upside down magic#not the movie#it’d curbstomp the movie#I dosent do my babies justice#it gets rid of so many things that were great about the book#down with Disney channel
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I keep seeing people bitching about "uwu when I say 'from the river to the sea' people say I'm calling for geeenocide! They say I'm antisemitic!" and like.
Maybe. instead of clinging to a phrase that a bunch of white leftists have co-opted because they think it sounds nice. And digging your little immature heels in. You should LISTEN when people tell you that yes. The phrase's FUCKING ORIGIN was a call for the eradication of Jews from the area known as Israel and Palestine. That NO, you cannot divorce it from those roots. YES, it IS still used to mean that TO THIS DAMN DAY.
And look. Maybe you DON'T think that Israelis should all be killed and/or exiled from Israel and Palestine. Maybe you DON'T think that the genocide of an entire people is the solution. Maybe you DON'T hate Jews and want all of us dead. And if that's the case? Great!
But how the FUCK are we supposed to tell the difference when you are using the EXACT same phrase as countless people who DO want those things. People who DO hate Jews, who ARE supportive of organizations that want to commit violence, people who SUPPORT what happened on October 7th?
When people tell you "hey, this phrase means something else, it has ALWAYS come from those roots, and using it is NOT OKAY because it is STILL used as a rallying cry for violence against Israelis and Jews worldwide", the way to react? Is NOT to fucking double down and use it.
Because that? DOES make you an antisemite. And if I see you using that phrase? Then I MUST assume that at best, you do not know what it means and have SOMEHOW avoided the countless Jews and non-Jews I have seen talking about it, or at WORST you actively hate me and want me and every single one of my people dead.
And frankly? You are not worth that risk to interact with.
Stop saying it. There are SO many ways to support Palestine, the Palestinian people, and their fight for rights, that do not involve spouting genocidal, antisemitic rhetoric. it is NOT HARD.
But apparently, some of y'all are insistent on being racist.
#antisemitism#i/p#the phrase cannot be divorced from its roots#and if I see anyone complaining about it#I am just going to assume that you're a racist antisemite now#it's been long enough#saw someone bitching about not being allowed to have it up at work#and people railing the OTW for not allowing it and im like#ah so if I showed up with a 1488 patch and I got told I couldn't wear that#like#that's actually a GREAT comparison#because a LOT of people have no idea was 1488 means and think it's just a number#but the people who know what it stands for will take you using it as support for them#and btw it's a white supremacist and Nazi symbol#so when someone says hey you know that number isn't JUST a number#it has a lot of racist and violent connotations#the response is not to INSIST that you be allowed to use that damn number#it should be to go oh shit and ditch it#because YOU DON'T WANT FUCKING WHITE SUPREMACISTS THINKING YOU AGREE WITH THEM
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I do love the way Sceleritas seems to have decided the rest of the party are household staff.
Option #1
PC: "Gods, are you the reason my friend is acting strangely?"
Sceleritas: "Your friend is special, ingrate, and you should consider yourself the luckiest wretch in the realms to travel with them."
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Option #2
PC: "I think that Bhaalspawn is one of my companions."
Sceleritas: "Hnhgh. I wish I had the honour you did of walking toe to toe, always on the very ground itself the Master treads on." [Dev note: Quite into the idea of the ground the master walks on]
Sceleritas: "Kindly assist Master in returning home."
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Sceleritas: "If you don't bring the Master soon, I'll put you on Slayer toenail clipping duties for a month."
Sceleritas: "Hello, you must be one of Master's other servants.
Why they chose to take one such as yourself as a retainer is beyond me.
Know that I love them best.
Your presence will be tolerated in their company, if you do not interfere with their holy destiny.
The beady eye of tiny Sceleritas is upon you, do not forget that."
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"Away! Attend to your duties! Lazy little maid you are!"
#Sceleritas why.#Why is everyone in the DEATH CULT so horny??#And then they stab him for calling them servants and he complains because only Durge is allowed to kill him#He really does complain if you do that#sceleritas fel#durge#the dark urge#dark urge#babbling
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yet another little Treat for myself! do i have a problem? maybe!
#got two lil jars As You All Can See to transfer the hearts into#and then i caved and got myself some snowflakes because i need some stress relief tonight!!!#sprinkle hours sprinkle hours-#photos from the bog#soon i will have Four little sprinkle jars on my shelf!#ohhhh and letti has discovered their refilled scratching circle...#im so glad i was able to go into town and get her a new collar PLUS! scratchy wheel#UPDATE! SHE IS LAYING ON IT! THE QUEEN APPROVES!#actually allow me to gush about her she's such a polite little beast#i had to put her new collar on#and she 1) came when called 2) jumped onto the stool and sat when asked 3) stayed perfectly and Patiently! still as i put the collar on#AND adjusted it!#she didn't complain or squirm one bit!#she let it happen and when i let go she stayed put and politely waited for a treat (or two! we indulge here!)#she looks so fancy...#i still dont know what happened to her other collar! the pendant was so nice!#now she has a shitty fish one </3#but her collar is a lovely blue with gold sun/moons on it#i thought it would compliment her lovely white & caramel fur! i was Correct!
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You know, when I kept getting asked "so you didn't ever have severe pains before now?" in the hospital and I kept replying "I have a high pain tolerance" I meant it. However, there is only so much pain my tiny 4'9" body can hold... (aka I am sweating and in agony bc I'm getting told to use LESS severe pain meds so I don't rely on them too much and it is AWFUL)
#moe talks a lot#i was shaking earlier and despite the fact i sound like im gonna cry#and the fact that my mom can pick out im about to cry from pain bc im trying to take less pain meds#LIKE MY MOM IS INSTRUCTING ME TO DO#shes like well why arent you taking any pain meds#BECAUSE THERE ARE TWO AVAILABLE OPTIONS AND ON A SIX HOUR TIMER#i cant take both at once or else what happens to me if i hurt before the six hours is up#i have to manage them in a way that allows me to benefit from both and being told im doing it wrong#after being told well its your fault it got so bad because you never complained about pain before#YEAH NO JOKE? REALLY? I NEVER DID? because everyone acts like im too young to feel that kinda pain#oh youre hurting? just wait until youre older#and its currently agony to breathe again but that i guess is also my fault bc im trying to use pain meds#holy moly i just want to not get dizzy standing up cause wow dang#sure would be nice if the multiple incisions in my stomach didnt THROB every time i sneezed or coughed or cleared my throat#but since i didnt use much pain meds before because i would be mocked for being too much of a baby its like#welp damn now i could really use some and im being called out for being too reliant#anyway time to sleep more because that means im not noticing my pain#im literally smaller than most children and so i do understand my body size makes people worried about the medication intake#but can i please just go a day without being asked how much im taking or when i last took it or if im gonna cry#anyway sorry for the excessive rant today never really had surgery or anything so this is brand spankin new suffering
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"Between Anakin and Luke who is the better Jedi?"
"Who's the strongest?"
Blah blah blah.
Every single person who thinks it is Anakin is wrong because Anakin "coolest thing about me is my kids" Skywalker would beat you up for thinking that his son isn't the greatest thing of all time.
#you know im right#if this man could chew he'd be eating metal every time someone so much as suggest that luke was anything but perfect#vader canonically loses his temper everytime someone from the empire suggests that luke isnt the biggest threat they're facing#he's like “what? do you mean? we should focus on someone else? luke skywalker exists and i have to follow him actually”#luke gets kidnapped and Vader kills the people who did it because only HE is allowed to hubt and traumatise his child like that thank you#“oh but anakin is the chosen one” you say#neither anakin or i care we're to busy admiring luke as he fucks up again#kylo meets anakin in the afterlife prepared to complain about luke and his 'failures'#surpised to find that grandpa 'number 1 luke stan' vader couldn't give a shit#'oh he tried to kill you? clearly he didn't do a good enough job. hey you think luke is open to advice? give him advice in killing people'#luke skywalker#anakin skywalker#darth vader#dad vader
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Another Andy painting for youssss✨ he really stayed the STWOF era mans went OFF
#Expect more BVB art those boys are so paintable#my muses fr#the STWOF hair goes so hard in this colour way too#also I really hope the sparkles show up#I added some details around the eyeliner to look like glitter🥰#I know its not really accurate but its sparkly Andy you are legally not allowed to complain#Andy Black#Andy Biersack#Andy Sixx#Black Veil Brides#bvb#bvb army#black veil brides army#black veil brides fans
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#The forbidden extra panels that're like ''And misgendering people is a shitty thing to do'' / ''That also makes sense'' before the last two#I'm sorry I'm choosing violence today#Look I'm not saying you have to call him Crocodad specifically or anything#Its just the seeming insistence FROM THE CISHETS to misgender him at every opportunity that just 💢💢💢#Another one is when people speculate about him being trans to begin with but instead of discussing whether or not he's trans#No it's a debate whether or not he's aCtUaLlY a fEmAlE#I swear to god#It's the whole Discussing Gender With Trans People vs Discussing Gender With Cis People-meme#And it drives me up the walls. Please just let me yell for a bit#Just to be clear: This is not a deeply serious post. If it was I wouldn't make it a Spongebob meme for crying out loud#This is simply MY BLOG and I'M ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN HERE#Also I do have to watch people repeatedly misgender him in the tags of MY OWN FANART completely unprompted so y'know.#Like randos pls don't misgender my husband on my posts I am fucking begging of you 😭#Moon posting#OP Meta
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Tim and Damian Sharing Robin
Think of it this way: A cafe only needs one barista at a time, but there are multiple baristas who cover different shifts
Scheduling errors where BOTH of them thought they were gonna be Robin that night and the ensuing fistfight
Scheduling errors where both of them thought the OTHER was gonna be Robin and the panic that ensues. Damian planned a trip to the art museum. Tim planned a date with Bernard. Bruce is like “I don’t NEED a Robin” and they’re both like “YES YOU DO”. Jason ends up being Robin. Everyone assumes Robin simply got hit by a magic spell that made him Buff and Twice His Size
Tim and Dami sometimes getting mixed up for each other. Tim is mortified that he’s short enough that people think he might be the same person as his ten year old brother
People who think there’s just one Robin assuming that Robin just brings his sword out when he feels more murdery and his bo staff when he feels less murdery
Bernard being like “I have a conspiracy theory where Red Robin sometimes acts as Robin because of the bo staff, different looks, and different character”. Tim is like. Wow my boyfriend is so smart. Time to gaslight him.
Tim and Dami switching Robin shifts without informing Bruce and letting Bruce be absolutely baffled and off-footed when a different son shows up.
Bruce is like “tonight Tim is Robin so we’ll look into [investigation that requires computer skills]”. Dami shows up and Bruce is like uh oh. This is why Bruce has like 50 different contingency plans, because his children just do stuff without telling him and it destroys all his og plans
One time Tim and Dami switch and Bruce doesn’t notice for a solid 10 minutes because he’s so sleep deprived
Core Four invites Tim to a group get-together so he asks Damian to switch shifts with him, Damian demands a bribe, Tim gives Damian a new set of brushes
Damian wants to go see an animated movie with his art club, tries to ask Dick to ask Tim to switch with him, Tim appears very smug and tries to ask for a favour in turn but then Dick being a DICK says that Tim has to be the “older brother” and “if he’d do it anyways he should just do it” and “as the older brother you can’t take advantage of a ten year old”
Tim: I’m supposed to be MATURE and just allow the switch without forcing you to take my weekend shifts--
Damian: HAH
Tim: --BUT I’M NOT MATURE SO TAKE THE WEEKEND SHIFTS SO I CAN STAY WITH THE KENTS ON THE LONG WEEKEND.
Tim and Damian forming a union and presenting their terms and conditions to Bruce saying that they’ll strike unless he agrees. Bruce, exhausted, points out that he has literally been trying for over a decade to get Robin to stop existing and that THEY were the ones to force him to accept them as superheroes. He gives into the union’s conditions anyways.
#dc#batfam#Tim Drake#Timothy Drake#Damian Wayne#Damian al Ghul#sharing robin au#tim and damian: you will have no robin unless you have a movie night with us once a week!#bruce who literally fired dick from robin bc he was scared for dick's health and told tim he refused to have another robin and didn't even#appoint damian as robin and literally only has robin bc his reckless children will go whether he approves or NOT and it may as well be#with his support and supervision so that he can try to keep them safe:#i literally would've had movie night with you anyways bc i love you and also yes please stop being robin please stop#tim and damian BOTH being robin allowing each other to explore more of a normal non-cape life + have better overall health#bruce being so pleasantly surprised by his sons going OUT with FRIENDS and CHOOSING to spend nights at home etc#alfred looks at bruce like. so when are YOU getting a coworker batman. b is like. idk what you're talking about??? i'm fine???#bruce is btw like. in his forties or fifties and his joints are COMPLAINING about all his time as batman#clark shows up one day like 'i can be your coworker batman!!!' and bruce is like#first of all you are already superman. second of all you can't work in gotham. third of all. i refuse.#it's clownery your honour
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gonna be honest, friends. a lot of you would be so much happier with your fandom experience if you went outside + stopped complaining about things/people you don't like. genuinely.
#truly... discovering The Great Outdoors was like an automatic cure for all my fandom angst#sad about [x]? go outside. mad about [x]? go outside.#it's like they laced fresh air with xanax or something. i'm immediately healed#and then with the other thing — the whole complaining thing — it's like. it's not just “oh this is my blog and i have the right#to blah blah blah“ (which. like. you do. unequivocally)#but when you complain it's like. it's not even about you sharing your vibes with everyone else#it's about like. you allowing this thing that is ultimately inconsequential to have an impact on your mood#and maybe this ties back to the whole “go outside” thing#but sometimes i get really mad about something in fandom and then i'll be like you know what?#it actually does not matter. we're all just doing our best and trying to have a good time#and then i'm healed#so. you know.#if you find yourself getting upset about things that are ultimately not your concern / will not matter in 60 years / will happen anyway#do yourself a favor#and get some fresh air#jack.txt
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11pm in manchester airport plane landed at 10pm after being DELAYED AND ANNOYING AND EVERYTHING WRONG WITH RYANAIR for over an hour. when is my train home from this godforsaken city you ask? 5am. good job im stuck in arrivals where there are no coffee shops or even regular charging ports haha. so glad to be spending the next six hours sat by the squeaky baggage claim machine. thank god my mum was sympathetic about it right haha… right????
#YELLINGGGG GET ME OUTTTT OF HEREEEE#WHAT THE FUCK AM I MEANT TO DO FOR 6 HOURS 😭#like yeah if i could amble about duty free coffee shops for a bit like i originally planned I’d be golden a bit bored but fine#BUT THIS??? THIS LOOKS LIKE THE BACKROOMS IVE BEEN HERE ONE HOUR AND WANT TO END IT ALL#WHY IS THIS AIRPORT LIKE THIS 😭 MANCHESTER THIS IS WHY NO ONE WANT YOU FR#called my mum like ‘I’m not being dumb right there’s no shops or anything after arrivals it’s just the exit’#bc if I leave arrivals I am NOT allowed to re-enter so I won’t even get this dogshit area that is at least indoors and covered#so I’m NOT chancing that shit#and she was SO FUCKING UNHELPFULLL she literally was just like ‘I dunno’ & when I complained she went ‘what were you expecting? a hotel?’#LIKE GIRL THE REASON IM HERE ON MY OWN IS BC THE FRIEND THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY AT THE AIRPORT WITH ME HAD TO MAKE OTHER PLANS#BC HER PARENTS LITERALLY WERENT OKAY WITH HER STAYING HERE FOR SO LONG LIKE THAT#IM LITERALLY A YOUNG GIRL ALONE IN THE AIRPORT FOR THE NEXT 6 HOURS AND NOT EVEN THE PART OF THE AIRPORT YOURE SUPPOSED TO WAIT IN#THAT’S WEIRD. YOU’RE WEIRD#I DO NOT KNOW THIS CITY. LIKE THAT IS AN IMPORTANT DETAIL I DO NOT KNOW MANNY AND IM ALONE AND IT’S NIGHTTIME. WHAT THE FUCK AND HELL#AT LEAST BE FUCKING NICE OH MY GODDD#anyway. just saw a jesus i bet on losing dogs edit. what was that about
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my most toxic trait as an artist who is also primarily an instrumental musician is that it bothers me immensely when people draw incorrectly held instruments. if i had infinite time and energy i would love to make a reference image pack of correctly held musical instruments
#it’s usually the worst with flute and unfortunately flute is my primary instrument#and just googling stock images of people with instruments is how to find the most egregious and horrifically wrong shit#if you want to know how to draw someone playing an instrument id recommend looking up videos of professionals playing and taking screenshots#or even just looking up how to hold it so you have a better understanding#i dont think the modern western flute is a very intuitive instruemnt to hold and it requires specific instruction#so just knowing where the flute rests in your hand will allow you to draw someone holding it correctly#i hope this doesn’t sound condescending lol this is just me complaining because i love complaining#dont ever feel as though you cant draw people holding instruments just because you might do it wrong#i love seeing people draw characters playing instruments it always makes me happy :)#and a lot of my own internal criticism of people in art holding instruments wrong comes from the ingrained western superiority ever present#within western classical musicians#that is our responsibility to examine and unlearn#anyways thank you musicology class for making me Think A Lot#yeehaws
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"I don't think putting a Black girl in fantasy Spain makes the movie culturally accurate even though I admit that there were Black people in Spain at the time. I mean I'll still watch the movie because the two songs I heard are good(they aren't, and aren't Spanish influenced), but other than that why does Asha need to be Black"?
With all the things you people could actually complain about this movie, you focus on the racial identity of an original character, yall admit is still accurate for the setting? Smh
#asha#disney wish#so none of yall allowed to complain about characters getting turned black again#because once again yall show yourselves on how much you hate the idea of black lead characters
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don't cry. pour a small-seeming serving of any pasta noodle you'd like in a deep microwave-safe bowl, just barely cover the noodles with water, microwave for roughly 2 minutes 30 seconds, stir, microwave for 2 more minutes, carefully drain the pasta water from the pasta, liberally mix shredded non-mozzarella cheese into the hot noodles, and pour small amounts of milk in (maaaybe a school milk carton's worth or two at most) to taste and to make it creamier, okay?
#rosie babbles#nightblogging#recipe#macaroni#nothing against mozzarella ofc. it's just that the traits that make it perfect for mozza sticks and string cheese make for abysmal sauce#and you Will want to be careful with your water levels.#either that or be ready to use a sizable amt of paper towel to mop up the microwave platter.#also the timing can be fiddled with. experimentation is fun :)#you can also be like me and add garlic salt to the cheese sauce but i'm well aware i'm probably a bit of a freak like that xD#the fun thing abt this is that it's quicker than making actual boxes of macaroni#but allows for much more fiddling than Follow The EasyMac Instructions#literally the only bad-tasting version of this i've made so far was the one where i forgot to drain the water first.#also re: the water#depending on the bowl and your arm/wrist/grip strength you can carefully tilt the bowl over the sink#and use a spoon to hold the noodles back as you drain it#noodles that have been tested: egg. macaroni. small shells. bowtie (better eaten w/fork not spoon).#cheeses that have been tested: 'mexican-blend' shredded. additional pcs from sliced cheddar and colby jack#cheeses to avoid: mozzarella#i'd test this with lactose-free dairy#but i live in a house where cow milk is king and dairy substitutes are always easy targets for complaining#i can't think of any reason swapping out dairy for non-dairy or regular noodles for gluten-free noodles would cause issues tho
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As someone with ADHD, you know you're fucking exhausted when you're not even fidgeting. :'D
#I'm literally just sitting here. listening to shit. I usually need to fidget or do something while doing that but no. I'm just staring off#into space. At the creature that I'm dogsitting.#he's exhausting too but it's mostly from the fact that I did a lot of physical labor in horrible boots and now my lower body is dead#I mean this creature eats anything and everything off the ground. One walk and I had to pull 4 acorns. 7 leaves. 5 rocks from this#idiot's mouth. he's not allowed off leash because he just bolts as well. He's sweet but I'm pretty sure there's just a walnut rattling#around in his head lol. I genuinely worry about this dog because...He genuinely has a deathwish#speaking of which. if anyone knows how to teach your own dog how to stand up for herself I would appreciate it :'D#I give my own dog. my sweet girl Mocha. a treat and this little guy starts hopping up and biting at her mouth until she drops HER treat#and then he runs away with it! And I'm like “sweetie. why are you letting him treat you like that?!?!”#yes I separate them when I give treats but still :'( My girl is too sweet for this cruel world.#She's so sweet and brings her OWN toys up to him so they can play together and he just runs away with them and growls at her.#They're HER doggy toys!!!#I know I'm complaining a lot. He's not that bad but also... My Mocha. (also he chases the cats. we have shit blocked so they can#have their own space and be safe and a space for him but oof)#Mad rambles#Mad vents#I'm mostly still recovering from those horrid boots as we realized once I took them off that they basically were at a weird slope.
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Our fandom whines about the lack of nuance and critical thinking, but then fails to comprehend the complexity of human emotion when it comes to seeing something you like being ruined or executed poorly
#literally wish i didnt see so many complaints about people being upset that go in the fashion “why do you watch it if you hate it”#dudes. this is such a basic experience#people will see what they want to see applies to media. people will take from this what they can take and can cope with#tf. this is so wild. we go through ten stages of fucking grief in fandok drama and then learn nothing from it and start again#with not just complaining but straight up direct jabs at people “why do you watch it then if you hate it so much”#my gods people are allowed to complain about being unhappy with genuinely bad adaptation decisions wdym#it literally costs you nothing to exist on this platform#i'm sorry guys but when someone complains about their favourite show it is a basic thing to do and is expected when new content drops#but when you complain about them complaining you go out of your way to stir shit up#so many dramas here started because some of us could not shut the fuck up and ignore someone doing something in their own space#control your platform and the experience here. SCROLL PASSED THE POST. IT'S FREE#like genuinely. there is NO reason to get annoyed at people for something that happens all the time. people complain. and they will complai#don't bother fighting me. i stand by what i said#lena goes off
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