Batfamily members ranked on how likely it is that they have eaten tree bark: (10 being they absolutely have)
- Bruce Wayne: 10
- Dick Grayson: 10
- Jason Todd: 10
- Tim Drake: 7
- Damian Wayne: 10
- Cassandra Cain: 0 (there’s no way this girl who wandered the earth homeless and canonically lived with wolves for a while ate tree bark /s)
- Stephanie Brown: 10
- Barbara Gordon: 5
- Duke Thomas: 11
- Jarro: negative infinity (probably doesn’t know what tree bark is)
- Alfred: 111
- Kate Kane: 9
- Helena Wayne/Bertinelli: 10
- Harley Quinn: 3
- Talia Al Ghul: -0 (She's a princess and wouldn't sully her pallet with tree bark)
Jokes on you this was actually all about seeing how many members of the Batfamily I could remember. All these numbers are FALSE!!! (well, except for Jarro and Talia)
My thoughts in how the bat kids would be when injured and recovering <3
So personally I think that Tim would be very quick to treat his injuries. Yknow missing spleen and all. Jason's the same way except he's very stubborn about getting help with injuries. It's like pushing against a concrete l wall unless your Alfred. And then I think there's damian and Cass who would actually be the ones to hide injuries. Their the type that's like "if I can keep going I'm gonna keep going". Cass would grow out of this a bit quicker than damian though. Then Dick is like-i think he would be really stubborn over the other bat kids getting treated for their injuries before him. He's like damian and cass in the way that's like "I'm not dying so it's fine". Then Steph would be very loud and obnoxious about the small stuff but would be unbothered and even try to be comforting towards the others if her injury is bad enough. Duke is really the only one who answers honestly when Bruce is like "hey are you hurt" but Duke will backtrack and try to make the injury seem less urgent
trying to find my footing with these characters !! they’re smch fun to draw. also thinking of sketching more cissie but idk 🫶🏽🫶🏽
everything I download from my laptop and send to smthn else gets squished pls don’t point it out (but if anyone knows why things get compressed pls lmk I’m suffering 🫠)
Tim on his anonymous 'totally a normal person and not a superhero' Tumblr blog at 4AM like:
"Hey guyyyyssssss 😋 Sorry I didn't post for a few days, my dad took all of my electronics because I 'Wasn't getting enough sleep' 🙄 Anywayyyyyssssss, I'm back with the next part of my Batman x Bruce Wayne story, so I hope you guys enjoy! 💞✨"
hc that no one on the JL (or any of the teams) will let bats do the heavy lifting, ever
Like one day they need to carry an unconscious Flash after a battle and someone else (who has a broken arm) is like “who is well enough that they can carry him” and Batman, ceo of ignoring his injuries™️, is like “I got this” but his mouth starts leaking blood while he’s carrying flash. Superman (who was holding up a building) x-rays him & is like “YOU HAVE THREE BROKEN RIBS AND INTERNAL BLEEDING. WHY ARE YOU CARRYING FLASH?” “…I am well enough to carry flash”
anyway this applies to all bats. Someone asks if someone else can volunteer to help them lift something and, no matter what, Kon puts his hand over Tim’s mouth bc of the broken leg incident™️. Tim will never even be allowed a chance to make a case or attempt to answer the call.
Someone asks if Robin can help to carry something and Jon immediately replies “no he can’t. I’ll do it tho.” bc Damian once tried to conduct cleanup (lifting pieces of broken buildings and concrete) post alien-invasion with a stab wound (it was multiple stab wounds but only Jon figured that out)
Someone asks nightwing if he can carry stuff to the car and all of a sudden you have eight people shouting “NO” bc he once offered to carry someone’s old 60 pound box TV to storage while he had a gunshot wound. They only learned about the gunshot wound after he fainted & the tv fell on top of him.
Jason leaves before anyone can ask him to help with anything
Edit:
Steph and Cass fight over who carries the thing for the other person, but usually neither of them volunteer. They're gone the second the battle is over. Babs never has to carry shit even if it's a loaf of bread because she goes "wow, really? have the wheelchair bound girl carry shit for you, sure" so the person stammers and she gets away with it every single time.
Duke is allowed to carry things. (Other teams have yet to find out about his injuries.) In fact, they compliment him on being responsible enough to not over-exert himself. He smiles back. (He's trying not to laugh.)
the family group chat gets a text from Damian at 5am while Bruce and Dick are both out of town. this is what happens when you leave a bunch of teenagers in charge of Gotham