#so imma just freak out real quick
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I have to share this thought or imma gonna explode, English isn't my first language so bear with me
So...
Genshin Sagau right?
Imposter Au right?
But what if, just hear me out, WHAT IF
The reader, the creator, was from another universe/game.
Let me explain.
(From halo) Spartan!reader fall in Genshin with their armor and all.
They're alone and all that, so they start searching around and while walking in the shadows they see from a distance someone with their own face being worshiped like a god by all the characters.
So they step up to see to discover why the fuck this person is being worshiped and has their face.
Everyone is shocked upon seeing this person, that freaking tall and has an armor no one has ever seen and why do they feel both drawn to them by their aura but at the same time intimidated?
The imposter (the real one) notices this and orders, out of fear, for someone to attack them.
So the acolytes do just that...
The problem?
Reader is absolutely fast, they just see a blur everytime they move, and when someone manages to attack them, let's say, with a hydro attack...
Their power shield fucking protects them from the attack, redirecting it and they didn't even flinch or move a single step so everyone is, yet again, shocked.
The reader, tired of the imposter bullshit moves even faster until they are Infront of the imposter, who cowers in fear, they pick them up and pull out their magnum and they shot the imposter right in the head, killing them in a flash and revealing they weren't the creator.
Everyone stands there shocked and horrified until they connect the dots and...
This person with this armor MUST be their creator, their aura and moves and everything just reveals it.
So now you have a confused Spartan!reader being worshiped and being prayed on and receiving apologies and stuff from the acolytes.
Ooooor on the other hand...
(from Warframe) Tenno!reader who somehow ended up here in teyvat, in their drifter or operator form and they're exploring around teyvat and all that stuff. Maybe they even befriend the Traveler (for this imma gonna use Lumine cause I love her)
Then
They get captured and jugged at Fontaine, their sentence being death, obviously because HoW dArE ThEy To StOlE tHe CrEaToRs FaCe?
So they get executed by a sword on the chest. Lumine being second judged for protecting the imposter and everyone is looking dissatisfied and disappointed at her while she and paimon are trying to explain that they're the real creator but no one listens
So everyone at first cheers on until they see the gold blood start to fall to the floor, then all the characters are like What have we done?! And stuff.
The imposter is laughing like crazy because they won! Yay!
BUT THEN...
Tenno!reader wakes up and pulls the swords out of their chest and throws it away.
Everyone is like, shocked and even more when they see their wound heal.
Reader is absolutely pissed at the imposter because HOW DARE THEY TO TRY AND KILL THEM AND THEY TRY TO KILL THE ONLY PERSON WHO DIDN'T TRY TO KILL THEM BECAUSE OF THEIR FACE?!
So they transform into their Warframe, let's say... Excalibur umbra.
They unsheathe their sword and activate the Exalted blade, surprising everyone by their power, before they move as fast as the wind towards the guards around them (none being any character) using Slash dash and stuff showing their power.
Finally, they are covered in blood and get to the imposter, who tries to fight them but nothing comes out of it because with a quick movement they decapitated them, showing their red blood and proving even further they're the true creator (thing they don't know they are)
Finally, they clean all the blood that feel upon themselves and walk towards Lumine and paimon, helping them to get on their feet, before the reader picks up Lumine I'm their arms and starts to walk away, ignoring all the characters who try to plead for forgiveness
The just start to sprint away with the traveler in their arms, paimon following them.
The characters (specially the archons) search for them for a few days until they find a place with the creators aura all over, so they enter and see Tenno!reader is sleeping in that weird the tenno sleep, alongside si Lumine who's sleeping peacefully.
When they approach reader is quick to shoot their head up and stand up, placing their hand on their swords should any of them try something.
But they don't, hurt because the creator saw them as a threat, they all kneel down and beg for forgiveness once again.
Tenno reader does not say anything but let's them be, as long as they don't cause them trouble they're free to do whatever they want.
So now you have all the acolytes being jealous of Lumine who's treated by the creator as she was a dear friend, them helping her search for clues to find Aether.
Also I can imagine the archons following the trio (reader, Lumine and paimon) around, looking to win the creator's favor.
Tenno!reader wouldn't engage in conversation, only nodding, shaking or shrugging as a response to questions, until one day, when Lumine was feeling down upon not finding her brother, creator readers kneels down besides her and offering a reassuring hand they speak.
And everyone hears their voice and in a instant they are (more) over the heels for their creator, because their voice is soothing and beautiful.
They then only speak to Lumine.
And so the drill goes like that, the acolytes trying to win readers attention but they are too focused on helping Lumine and finding a way back home, to the lotus/margulis.
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•{Speak life unto me}•
RATED SLUTTY 18+
Sums: Riri let’s you practice a majorette dance routine in her garage while she remodels her prototype.
I feel like Dom would channel Riri in this manner. It’s a sappy little something that’s heavy with dialogue. You have been warned. Enjoy.
Interact please and thank you
(tagging a couple folks I seen under riri fics: )
@donewit51life @mysticalmarss @shinsousliya @c0cac0laguns2 @mlmilani @melodykisses @doms-fav @verachii @luhreen @zayswriting
Riri Williams
You draw a breath, trying your hand at Coach’s complex combination once more. You fail with ten steps off count, ten seconds off beat, and ten milliseconds from freaking out.
This is the 100th time and disappointment has been the only result. Come on man. Seems as if fuck-ups is what you run into and a fuck-up is what you are. What else do you call someone allergic to consistency within performance in life and in art?
Coach is gon’ tell me that my efforts ain’t worth a damn again.
Skylar, the captain, gon’ call me all sorts of expletives again.
Maybe they are right. You are not the dancer you presumed yourself to be. You aren’t exhorting enough passion. You aren’t going to succeed with a dancing major. You aren’t going to dethrone Skylar from her rank as captain. Not with all of this lack. So much lack.
“Imma failure, man,” you grit.
The shrill of Riri’s hand-held power tool spurs the cacophony all the more. There is too much going on. There is too much not going on. Failure. Tears. Doom. It is an incessant thought.
You have had enough.
A reverberant scream rattles every solid item within the garage. “Fuck! Fuck Fuck!” Your vocal chords give a roiling wave of heat.
A startled RiRi flips up her welding helmet and lays her tool on the floor. By the time your hollering simmers down, your big brown eyes leak with the pressures of failure and your edges coil from sweat; a newly installed thirty-six-inch buss down gone with the speed of light.
“Y/N.”
A boisterous scream again.
Riri jumps in fright. Damn.
You labored pants follow thereafter.
“I keep on and keep on failing! Busting my ass day in and day out. Still coming up short!” You yell. You yank up your duffle, lodging your belongings inside as aggressive as your body allows. Surely it allowed just the right amount. It wasn’t offering much in many other departments. Useless, it was.
As she powers off her prototype, Riri hesitantly speaks. She’d be damned if she triggered more rage and hurt. Then there’s two bitches arguing and one leaving. “Sugg.”
“Uh uh I’m leaving. I can’t keep doing it, Ri.”
“And what you plan on doing after?”
“Ion know! Lord knows these folks don’t wanna see me win. Lord knows I ain’t got the talent in me to win!” You zip your duffle and turn to Ri, face stricken with defeat. “I’m just tired. I’m not cut fah this shit, ya heard meh?”
“Rest. You need some,” Riri says. She’s so calm, you have no other choice but to be.
“Rest? You think the world gon’ let a nigga like me rest?! Outta’ yo’ damn mind. I’m out.” You turn to go.
“You need cooling and I got it for you. Come talk to me real quick.”
“Ri…”
“Come here, boo. Please.” Her eyes plead beneath fanned out eyelashes.
She removes her welding helmet and places it on the table congested with her quantum technology and hammers. Once she shakes out her box braids, she waves you over. Maybe..just maybe..entertaining what she has to say will end with weights being lifted.
Your bag slumps to the floor and you make your way to Riri. She keeps herself true to her concern and wipes away your tears the moment you are in arm's reach. She reeks of oil and burnt metal but her aura is sweet enough to mute the most unpleasant fumes.
“I can’t stand seeing you like this..” She leans against her work table while you stand before her. Her hands work with caution to fix your disheveled appearance. “Worryin’. Stressin’. You too pretty for that.” She then laughs a bit inwardly. “Got yo’ minks lifting like they got something smart to say.” She simply peels them off and sets them aside.
You persist with a hardened mug, ever the one to cradle rage until everyone feels it.
“Come here,” she sighs, inviting your rigidness into all of her softness, raising on her tiptoes to wrap the parts of you in need of double love. “Let that shit out, sugg. You owe yourself that much.”
She is right. You do. Your rage has cracked a series of dams, but Riri’s love has cracked many more. You whimper and squeeze her small frame tight. “I love you, girl.” The words shake as you inhale. “I love you s-so much.” You squeeze tighter, rocking from side to side.
When the tough battles are fought, she’s the only man standing, willing to fight with you no matter who the enemy may be. She’s going to step about her Sugg.
“Imma always be here when everybody else ain’t, you understand me?”
“Yeah,” you exhale. She coaxes with back rubs and encouraging words until the sniffles are no more. You both soon separate to lean on the table side by side. Her fingers brush yours.
“Whatever rage you feelin’, you entitled to feel. Let it all out, much as you can.”
“Tell that to my mama. To coach. To that doghead bitch Skylar.”
Their hatred and high expectations have silenced your innermost parts. The Y/N you strive to be. And you keep silenced to keep safe, for life has become something that needs to be survived. Not lived.
Riri frowns. Your strength is admirable. You were forced to the bottom at such a young age, unheard and treated unfairly, yet here you stand with the dignity of a knight. She has sworn to sit for hours if it means you are being seen and heard and validated. She will be the change you need to see if no one else will.
“The only way out of this hurt is into it. You gotta face it.” As harsh a truth it is, life will not progress until it is experienced.
“Please… ion know the first thing about facing life. I’ve hid from most of it.”
“It ain’t something you know how to do, it’s something you learn to do. I’m here to help you find your way back. Always.” She slides her hand in yours. Squeezes softly.
“Thank you..so much.”
“That’s what I’m supposed to do. Now go ahead. Tell me how you feel. I wanna hear your heart.”
“I just got too many folks praying on my downfall. Especially back home where my mama swears my dance major ain’t worth it. No support from them unless it’s to flaunt their lavish lifestyle.”
That’s that shit right there, Riri thinks. Makes her want to disrespect your entire bloodline. But she holds back for your sake. You love them, after all. “Listen here.” She turns your face toward her, eyes locked.
“We are two young black women who made it out the slums with what we had. Talent and brains. Your ‘mama nem’ can’t take credit for that shit. You got out and did the work. That’s truth. Don’t let nobody tell you no different. Not even yourself.”
You nod. It is hard to believe, but is isn’t impossible to believe.
“Now as for the dancing. What’s up with that? Had you saying you not talented enough and whatnot. I don’t want you talking about my girl like that again, alright?”
You cheeks flush. “I don’t see nothing untruthful about it, Ri. I’m last…always. Coach and Skylar make sure of it. I’m trying for captain but… as you saw earlier I ain’t got it in me. I fuck up more than anything, ya’ know?”
Riri lets that process. She then gestures to her prototype. It’s a polished transformer looking thing. “From one creator to another, the best work is produced during our moments of strife. I’ve failed more times than I have succeeded, but that’s what makes a legend. You are a legend in the making. Don’t give up.”
“I ain’t say I was allat na’. I’m just dancing to somebody else’s shit, ya heard meh?”
“You are always so wrapped up in all you lack that you don’t take the time to see how blessed you truly are. Mama, you got it good. Real good. You shine bright and you have this remarkable essence. That shit changes people and I need you to see it for yourself.”
The more one disregards their gift the quicker it is lost on them.
Riri continues. “Hear me out..if you ain’t invited into somebody else’s circle, form your own. You were co-creator of some of the most viral dances in the loop. You got the smarts, the talent, the moves..” her eyes drink you in from toe to head “the body,” she smirks. “You can do it.”
You lick your lips and look away. Forming a dance team? Hell no. Impossible. There will be too many odds: people willing to sabotage, your own self-esteem, and the pressures of adulthood. It wouldn’t work.
“Nah I’m good on that. I’ve hid from the spotlight, cast as a shadow all my life. I’m fine where I’m at.”
“Did you hide in the back? Or were you forced to the back?”
“I um…”
You are sent on a voyage of memories that were to not be seen again. Now here they are demanding you see yourself for who you are. You have existed so long in this world as nobody. How would it feel to actually be somebody?
“Gotcha,” she laughs.
“You did,” you chuckle. “Look at you being a ghetto monk and shit.” You tug her to stand between your legs.
“And look at you flodgin’ like it ain’t making you feel something good inside. Let yourself feel it, boo. It’s what you deserve.” She flattens her palm on your abdomen, teasingly trailing it up your chest. She outlines the swirly ink sheathing your neck, acrylics lightly scraping brown skin as her hand curls around it.
“You think so?” You bite your lip, fighting the inner-princess.
“Mhm.” She knows it so. “You cool with the backseat?”
“But you all dirty and dusty.”
She tilts her head, braids falling to one side. “Under these clothes I ain’t.”
“I-“ Eyebrows raised. “Girl go head, hea’? Lemme get in this backseat.”
She laughs like the goddess she is and removes her fire-proof apron with the rest of her gear. “On your back for me too.”
“Yeah, mama.” The words melt off your tongue.
Yes, you feel as if you are gliding on your toes, carrying your heart with less strain. It is the Riri effect so it seems. You are truly grateful for a friend with a lethal mouth.
~¥~
The back of Riri’s car is humid and smells of sex. You lay across the seats, thighs forced back into their plushness, pussy spread open for her filthy onslaught. She is situated in a sniper's position with her small feet dangling out of the open car door. Her devious eyes bore into your own. This has surpassed casual sex long ago. This is love-making.
“Damn girl,” you gasp as she jerks your thighs open the moment they close in on her face. She hums against your bundle of nerves, wagging her head for a deeper dive into your oasis. You sweep her braids into a makeshift ponytail, gyrating lusciously. She eats it like she’s starving; so precise and sloppy.
“Riiii. Just like that.” You nearly force your face to become one with the seat cushion as she swiftly slides her favored fingers inside, stroking your gushy walls, twisting deliciously. She had made the quick decision to pop those acrylics off before the escapades began.
She comes up for a breath, licking her lips slathered in your nectar. “Come on, mama,” she whispers sweetly. “Don’t close up on me. I need you to take it for me, okay?”
“Okayyy. fuuu…uhhn.”
“There we go,” she whispers, glancing down. “Look at you.”
It takes all the strength in you to open your eyes to look down on command. “Shiiiit,” you whine. You didn’t feel yourself creaming.
“She’s creaming like this for me?” Riri bites her lip.
Your response sounds scrambled. You were sure it was a stammered, “all for you.”
“That’s my sweet girl.” She means that in a myriad of ways.
“My god,” you cry softly, “Baby.” You use two fingers to widen pretty brown folds, the back of your head sinking into the seat as she plunges her fingers deeper. Wet squelching noises and breathy moans surf the wind. Your brain is shoved into a mind-bending utopia, it feels so fucking good.
You glance down again to see a string of arousal dribbling down the valley of your ass only to be slurped up by the very lips milking you out. Fuck. The lick is long and ravenous, from the crack of dawn to the peak of your mountain, pouty lips suckling as if it were a dreamsicle in sticky heat.
The more speed she exerts the lower your moans drop. You are now whimpering and whispering incoherent babbles, trying your hardest to fuck back, but you consistently run up the length of the seat from Riri’s freak nastiness.
“That’s it, beautiful.” She hooks her fingers, submerges them to their deepest, and holds still. Her thumb flicks your nub deliciously. Your sharp inhale churns her brain in the best way there is, smooth skin prickling in awe of your slick muscular body and your contorted faces. So beautiful, she moans.
There is a pause in time. A hitched breath. A stuttering heart. Love. So much of it it spills over the both of you.
Riri transmutes it powerfully, keeping the pad of her fingers rubbing that raised sensitive spot inside. Your eyes cross and roll back. “Oh yes yes..” Your hand comes down to plunge her fingers in deeper so she can get in that. “Fuuck…..gonna cum. Cum…” You whine in melody, pushing out a river of glistening slick. It drizzles down Riri’s fingers just as promised. “Uhh my god.” You exhale deeply.
“There we go. Feels good to let go?”
You nod, moaning uncontrollably. She crawls up your body to enrich your lips with a salacious kiss. It’s a moaning mess clouded with a tenderness neither of you will choose to acknowledge until your hearts see fit. You spread your cheeks as she slides her fingers in and out of your creamy canal, white fluids oozing out as you clench and unclench.
“You so…” you hiss in pleasure as she slips her fingers out with care, gathering all of what you spilled with an idle circle of her fingers.
“Talk to me nice,” she hums. “Unless you want it again.”
“I can’t do it again,” you exhale, eyes heavy. You palm her cheeks, kissing her lips sweetly. Her long braids fall over your faces but you don’t care to move them.
She brings her fingers up and plunges them in your mouth. You leave not a drop leaking as she slides them out and leans in to suck it off your tongue. You both pull away to stare. You see it. She sees it. Feels it. Smells it. It’s there and it’s mighty.
“Thank you fah that, baby,” you grin. You pronounce it as beh-beh. That ‘nawlins’ never left.
“You know how deep my love runs for pussy. No need to thank me.”
“Mhm. Cute ass.” You press another fat kiss to her lips, running your hands down to her ass to grip her up. She bites her lip and breathes through her nose. She loves that shit.
“I need me a cold drink,” you chuckle.
“Guh you and me both,” Riri laughs.
End note: Imma eat every single time. 🤷🏾♀️
Fun fact: I write the smut quicker than the story itself.
#riri williams x black!fem!reader#riri wiliams x reader#riri williams x black!reader#riri williams x reader#shuri x riri#riri x shuri#riri williams black panther#riri x reader#riri imagine#riri smut#riri williams#wakanda forever fic#wlw love#wlw lesbian#wlw literature#smut minors do not engage
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i think i need to expand on my losergirl ayana agenda bc lord have i become hyperfixated (buckle up bc i have gone absolutely insane over this) (this might also end up becoming a hc dump uh oh) (also bear in mind thanks to all the recent art ive been seeing of her ive been on a real ayana kick when it comes to ships n shit so yeah some hcs with the other characters imma mention can be interpreted romantically too teehee) (and also!!! more general ayana hcs too :333 i have a cavity in mein cranium that can only be filled with soft ayana content)
also quick emoji keys for dialogue i may add for this ^_^
🎸 - aldryx
🩻 - tabi
🔻- ayana
🎧 - dalia
📼 - agoti
some of the many reasons i believe ayana is an absolute girlfailure is her complete and utter failure in her previous relationship/s (I SAY THIS BC SHE PROBABLY HAS BEEN IN A FEW THAT HAVENT WORKED OUT LONG BEFORE SHE MET BOYFRIEND,, also shes just awkward as hell but thats a story for anotha time)
NOT ONLY THAT BUT HELLO??? she appears so calm and collected whenever shes engaging in simple conversation but internally shes freaking out and she has no idea where anything is gonna end up going and often times she can and she WILL let stupid things slip out of her mouth and immediately she regrets it
and let me tell you this she gets more and more pathetic and losery around dalia,, this woman is in LOVE (hence that stupid doodle i made where aya's just freaking out over the slightest bit of affection given to her) (looks like she might have abandonment issues sorry what)
IN FACT. GIVING PHYSICAL AFFECTION TO EVERYONE. SHES ALL FOR THAT SHIT,, hugs, kisses, stroking hair, you name it, this girl is a massive cuddlebug you cant convince me otherwise
i mentioned my pastry chef ayana hc in passing but i'm gonna fully expand on that now: SO. also aya family hcs bc people should talk ab that but ayana's dad is a chef (no specific speciality, but he does make a lot of baked goods) and growing up she would often mirror what he does and that eventually led to her practicing and honing her skills! :D (she also studies culinary arts at college teehee) ALSO!!! she brings all sorts of baked goods she makes over for all her favourite people to enjoy constantly whether that be cookies, pastries, cakes, all of that yummy stuff
despite being an absolute loser girlfail idiot she can jam on the bass like its no tomorrow. IM TALKING ABOUT SLAP, FINGERPICKING, YOU NAME IT, SHE CAN DO IT ‼️‼️ here's an example of the bass playing style i had in mind for her, very energetic and fluid heuehehehehehe
SPEAKING OF (and this ties in a little with my band au) and whenever she drops an epic bassline everyone just stops and stares at her totally being in the zone
🔻: –casually having the time of her life playing a bassline like theres no tomorrow–
🎸: "yo holy crap aya where has this energy been this entire time"
🔻: "huh what do you mean"
HAIR EXTENSIONS!!! ive talked about this on discord before but ayana with naturally shorter hair so she wears hair extensions! (also bc gender euphoria but shhhh)
i also believe that aldryx and tabi had zero idea that she wore them and just believed her hair was naturally long. this is how their conversation went trust;
🔻: " hey guys ^_^"
🩻: ".....did you cut your hair?"
🔻: "no? my hair has always been short"
🎸: "IT HAS??!!??!!??! 😨 I THOUGHT YOUR HAIR WAS JUST REALLY LONG"
🩻: "ME TOO— jesus christ my life is a lie"
🔻: "theyre hair extensions not the holy grail calm down 😭😭😭"
AND NOW THAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT AYANA INTERACTING WITH THE OTHERS, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MY AGOTI/AYA DUO HC BC HELLO romantic or platonic these two are fucking adorable, the loserboy + losergirl pairing ever frfr (also bc i hc that theyre really close in age bc iirc ayana's birthday is january 28th so that would make her around 3-4 months younger than agoti to me at least teehee)
those two gossip about anything and everything and every single night they do each other's hair n spend time doing full fledged spa routines while talking shit about anyone and everyone bc theyre high maintenance as hell and take pride in their combined collection of bazillions of good smelling bodywashes and shampoos
🔻: "oh my god, goti i cant believe i forgot to tell you about some crazy interaction i had with someone earlier today i swear its driving me crazy"
📼: "BITCH AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME SOONER? YOU'D BETTER START FROM THE BEGINNING I NEED DETAILS IN FULL"
🔻: "OKOK SO WHAT HAPPENED WAS—"
also she works as a seamstress in her spare time when she's not doing music or baking ^_^ she often uses her expertise to create some outfits (with the help of sketches done by either tabi or agoti) and often has trouble finding someone to be her muse so she often gets dalia to help
she takes this VERY seriously by the way if she hears a singular complaint she will go insane
🎧: "how long is this gonna take 😔😔 my arms are getting sore babe i cant stand like this for much longer"
🔻: "dee i love you but i swear to god if you say that one more time i'm going to stab you with this needle until your arm is red and swollen BE PATIENT PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU 😭😭😭"
🎧: "😀😀😀😀😀 youre gonna WHAT"
also. shes got a BIG sweet tooth — she and tabi bond over sweets and trying all sorts of new things together, especially chocolatey things bc theyre both obsessed with chocolate anything
🩻: "aya i went to the store and i found this wafer cake thing and i thought you and i should try it"
🔻: "TABI THAT LOOKS DELICIOUS OMG go grab two spoons right now you and i are eating all of this right now"
🩻: "OKAY SURE :] i can already tell this is gonna taste good"
also sometimes she forgets to eat proper meals and will consistently only have sweets and snacks all day until someone calls her out on it, shes very forgetful, oopsies!
#this is what nearly three years of hyperfixating on ayana does to a person#anyways!!!! aya my beloved#I HAVE WAY MORE THAT I COULD PUT HERE BUT THIS MAY END UP BEING AN ENTIRELY SEPARATE POST#also yes i am capitalising on the fact that ayana is so shippable w anyone especially w the four i mentioned in this post#this girl is in LOVE#also people should draw more short hair ayana i will happily eat that shit up#like pleasepleaseplease i need to see short hair ayana drawings#anyways yawl can already guess that i am ayana's biggest fan and her unofficial ceo so...... what i say is instantly right/j#fnf ayana#fnf tabi#fnf agoti#fnf aldryx#fnf dalia#my art#digital artwork#headcanons#fnf headcanons
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ranboo and masc!reader have been hiding their relationship for a long time and they're playing say a horror game or a mc map like diversity and Ranboo accidently slips up and calls reader "love/darling" or something and they have to explain
The real scare
Reader: male!reader
You and ranboo were streaming on his platform playing a simple horror game you both found in your free time. At some part a maze was included so both of you accidentally split and didn’t really stay still for one person to look for the other so It kinda was a mess describing where you are because everything was so similar. You and ranboo were describing the same things to each other until ranboo passed you.
“Love I just saw you stay still” neither of you noticed what ranboo had said and kept playing like normally until you both saw chat blowing up with questions and practically demanding answers. “Oh chat!” Ranboo tried to play it off casually as chat saw your camera on ranboo’s screen and you were trying to play if off too before freaking out and blowing cover, “sorry that just slipped out I was listening to love songs since I’m lonely like half my chat”
With that comment the chat was attacking ranboo calling him as single as them as you and him continued to play until you texted some real quick before playing again with boo.
[Y/n: Nice save, boo]
A/n: Bro im running out of headers imma cry- I’m using the most random shit ever now 😭
#dsmp imagine#dsmp x reader#dsmp scenario#dsmp#mcyt imagine#mcyt#mcyt x reader#scenario#ranboo x y/n#dsmp ranboo#ranboo#ranboo x reader
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ah frick, i forgot what i was doing again and got distracted for half an hour finding out how many languages have the word for orange the fruit and orange the colour as the same thing, and it turns out most of them do and i think thats really stupid
WAIT APPARENTLY ITS BEEN AN HOUR AND A HALF SINCE I POSTED LAST?? WHAT THE HELL WAS I DOING, I GENUINELY DONT REMEMBER
welp, either way, time to continue. i probably wont finish today
ENGLISH JUMPSCARE, JEEZ, I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT "good morning"
you spent half of it lost in a forest, but sure. whatever you say buddy
kiss. kiss. kiss. kiss. kiss. kiss. kiss. kiss.
HES SO PRECIOUS I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
FHJEWKBSDG THE STICKY NOTES
BRB IMMA CRY REAL QUICK
THE FACE
THE FACE
THE SMILEY FACE
THE PRAN SMILEY FACE
AAAAAAAAA
AND THE WAY THEY KEEP SMILING AT EACH OTHER???
I AM DECEASED. DEAD. GONE.
I AM KICKING MY FEET AND SMILING AND CRYING AND DYING AND AAAAAAA
THEY FISTBUMPED
THEY FISTBUMPED
THYE FISTBUMPED
GIEJRHNGDSOJVBENRPDOIKGNL
YOURE KIDDING
this is the end of me. thats it.
im writing p'aof into my will
someone play Our Song at my funeral
imma head out and die rn
see y'all in hell
OH EW I SAID Y'ALL, NEVER MIND IM COMING BACK, NOT DYING TODAY, I NOW REGRET EVERYTHING IVE EVER DONE
AAAAAAAAAAA
THEYRE BOTH JUST SO PRETTY AND SO PRECIOUS AND I WOULD DIE FOR THEM
PFFFT
my favourite thing is the fact that (if my memory serves me correctly) patpran never actually told phutian that theyre dating, but it was like as soon as they stepped foot into the village their gaydars went off and they just immediately k n e w, and i love it so much
theyre just such dads
HHHHHHH
GUEORJBDG
THEYD BETTER FREAKING COME BACK
THERES NO WAY THEY JUST LEAVE ALL OF THIS BEHIND
THEY DEFINITELY COME BACK EVERY SO OFTEN, COMPLETELY UNANNOUNCED, BECAUSE I SAID SO
AFTER PRAN GOES TO SINGAPORE, WHEN HE COMES BACK ONCE A YEAR THEY GO TO THE VILLAGE FOR A BIT
MAYBE SOMETIMES PAT GETS LONELY WHILE PRAN'S GONE AND HE GOES TO THE VILLAGE FOR A FEW DAYS AND HANGS OUT WITH THE KIDS OR SOMETHING
I CANT TAKE IT IF THEY JUST DONT COME BACK SO THIS STUFF IS CANON NOW I DECIDED
KAMPUNG
MY FAVOURITE CHILD
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
HIS NAO NONG DOLL EYE MASK???
DAMN OKAY THEN
YES
PLEASE DO
"think of this place as your home. you're always welcome here." YES. GOOD. THANK YOU SO MUCH
ITS NOT THE END OF THE JOURNEY
THEYRE COMING BACK AND THATS FINAL
THEY. ARE. DADS.
I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH
THEY MAKE ME SO HAPPY????
they're gonna fu-
they're definitely gonna fu-
AND THEY SAID "OF COURSE"
THERE IS HOPEEE
well duh, of course he did
(there's this one tiktok i saw of a clip, and it has been the main driving force for me to finally watch this, (alongside wanting to finish before my friend), and the clip wouldnt have happened if phu didn't sign it)
NO BUT SERIOUSLY
WATCH IT
I HAVE WATCHED THIS ON REPEAT SO MANY TIMES THAT I DONT KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE
PFFFFTBAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS IS SO FUNNY OMG
THEYRE SUCH HUSBANDS AND BOYFRIENDS AND DADS I LOVE THEM
PLS ITS SO FUNNY
it honestly looks kinda like a horror film or smth
i just love them so much
you guys have literally had sex before, what do you mean a "closer look"
bro hes probably licked those abs before, what are you doing
PLS-
LIKE YOU'RE ANY BETTER?
I JUST LOVE MY DADS SO MUCH
ah frick im out of images again
IM TWELVE MINUTES THROUGH THE EPISODE AND IVE ALREADY USED UP MY 30 SCREENSHOTS FOR ONE TUMBLR POST, WHAT THE HELL
im making another one, ill be back, i promise
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Can he and his sis both speak as much English and they can speak Korean?
His sis can only speak Korean and is homeschooled because of that, while Casey can speak both but usually talk English more, because well he's in New York. At home tho they exclusively speak Korean
Or were they like, almost forbidden to learn by their mom because she's a huge bitch asdvdv and once she was gone they got to learn a lot more from their dad?
yeah. She left when Hye-Jin was a teeny tiny baby so she never held any power over her, and since her brother and father only spoke Korean at home, she only learned Korean.
Casey tho was punished whenever he spoke Korean in front of his mom, even if he learned it from his dad speaking on the phone when working or other mundane things. Once she was out of the picture he was finally able to speak Korean freely and by speaking it more, learning more.
What does Casey think of his mom? You told me the story mostly from the dad's point of view so I'm curious dhfbf
She's a huge bitch but she's still his mom and he misses her sometimes, but still doesn't want to see her He misses the few nice moments he had with her, but he knew that if he went back he'd only get the bad
Mikey: "SpIKeY for Raph. rOUnD for Leo. TecHy REcTaNgLy for Donnie. sQUigGLy noNSEnsE for me. :)"
Mikey just went "imma do a character analysis real quick, do you mind?" While taking notes and doodling on a notebook
Raph : "yeah I mind"
Mikey, silently : so spike for you
Mikey, pointing at Donnie: "you give me rectangle vibes"
Donnie: "what the fuck does that even mean"
Donnie coming out of his lab for the first time in days and that's the first thing he hears
Mikey, very seriously: "You can't rush art, Donnie. This is very important research I'm doing right now."
Donnie: "okay????"
Donnie: "Anyone know what's going with Mikey?"
Raph: "No idea, he told me something about character analysis?? And then he said 'yes. Spikes and mountains. Perfect.' and then left."
Leo: "He said I was 'happy round cloud shaped', I have no idea what that means but I'm taking it as a compliment.
also ! Casey's main embroidery shape is bones, because Mikey came over to test and Casey went. No. Bones. Make bones.
Mikey : "but-"
Casey : "B O N E S"
Okay so Leo role is leader, Raph would be the tank, Mikey would be the sneaky one (he's the best at it surprisingly becaude he learned he could freak his brothers out more efficiently) so like a spy-ish role, and Donnie is the healer/support when not in battle.
April is the "air support" like a sniper, and Casey is the guy that can punch good
Okay so so as I said before, April is Canadian, and she can speak both English and French fluently.
She lives alone with her dad and their family dog (beloved by Raph whenever they're able to visit). Her mom still lives in Canada and she goes to see her during holidays, since they're divorced (but on good terms. Rip he took the dog AND the kid in the divorce)
Her dad knows about the turtles and is chill with it, because he DOESN'T KNOW they're danger magnets.
He has been aware of the turtles and Splinter since April was around 5, and sometimes comes by to visit Splinter (which is a good friend of his)
zdgvehf Raph is the kind of person who just stays with the pets during family reunions dfhdbfhj
Raph: sees a doggo
Raph: "I will not leave your side ever."
Does April's dad know the turtles she hangs out with are ninjas (I'm guessing yes since he seems to know Splinter well)? That doesn't really inspire 'safe' xD (if you learn how to fight, usually that means you feel like you're in some kind of danger xD)
He does ! Splinter doesn't know they're hiding the danger magnet fact, so he was honest, he said they started it because he practiced it and they were interested. Literally the truth.
"than just saying Donnie is the medic just because he's smart (ah yes, once again, scientists know every skill, even medicine for some reason)."
Okay so I know it wasn't a direct attack (even though I took -40 emotional damage) BUT ! I've thought about it before going : Donnie healer
Okay so first of all he's not great
Like he mixes up elbows and knees. But since he's still the best (apart from Splinter) he patches them up until they can get to Splinter.
I gave him the medic role with the support role because even though NOW he likes ninjaing, it's still not his main thing, like Mikey. He's not as invested as the others in the ninja activity and his main skills lies elsewhere coughengineering and strategycough.
He does his best as healer, he's still learning with Splinter (who is not hospital level but he is pretty good. Which mean that if one of the bois get a REALLY BAD injury, they're in the shit because no one can heal them) (modifié)
[07:53]
I made it so Mikey and Donnie were more interested in other fields (even if Mikey IS more invested than Don) because of the capacity gap in 2012 I never understood. So the fact they start late is 1 of the reason, and also the fact they are less invested than Leo and Raph (who are DEDICATED, and REALLY GOOD AT IT)
[07:56]
Also I have new infos about Colorcoded :
-Donnie is turtle hyperlax, which means he can pop in his shell and pop any limbs from any hole (which freaks his brothers out) FIY : this is 100% not a real thing, do not try this on your turtle at home
-Donnie, April and Casey are VERY close and besties. I can't have Capritello but I want incredible bond and friendship
-Sara Navidad fight with 2 frying pans that can get electrified. It looks cooler than it sounds
Also do you remember mikey's role is being sneaky ? Okay so he's really good at it however problem : he's a terrible spy because he's bad at gathering informatio's
Informations being given :
Mikey, bored to death, not listening
Mikey: "I remained unseen :)"
Donnie: "ok but what did you see there?"
Mikey: "I found a cool bug at some point"
Leo : So, Mike what did you learn ?
Mikey : :0
Leo :
Mikey : I KNEW I WAS FORGETTING SOMETHING
Mikey, in his head : so I WAS standing above the foot clan for 20 minutes for a reason
Donnie: "you were supposed to tale a picture of the foot clan's headquarters, do you at least have that?"
Mikey: "Nope! But wanna these cool pictures of pigeons I took while I was there?"
Donnie : "surprisingly i want the picture of the foot clan headquarters like I asked"
Leo : "you should focus more Mikey, however I would love to see these pigeons :)"
Leo: scolding Mikey but also slightly encouraging him in the process dhfbdffd
Leo is VERY supportive in any given situation. Which also means he does have some trouble having authority
Leo, very gently : "Mikey, do you think you could focus a little bit more next time if possible ?"
Mikey : "yeah i'll try :)"
Raph : "no you'll succeed because I ain't doing it so you better get that brain focused got it ?"
Mikey : "yeah yeah yep mhmmm okay you know what ? I'm gonna go right now, yes."
Raph : has the authority but not the skill
Leo : has the skill but not the authority
Mikey: "I saw a cool painting in one of the foot's hideouts so I sneaked in for an hour with a notebook to draw it."
Leo: "that was incredibly dangerous of you and very unnecessary."
Mikey:
Leo: "Can I see the drawing tho?"
Jumping back but i find it really funny that Donnie is horrible at being a medic but since he IS the medic it does mean that the others are worse
Mikey, who cut his hand slightly while cooking: "ow :("
Raph: "I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING THAT'S IN THE FIRST AID KIT SO I BROUGHT ICE AND I HOPE THAT WAS THE RIGHT THING"
Donnie: "did you try to treat a cut with ICE????"
Raph: "In hindsight, it may not have been very smart"
Mikey: "my hand is cold now :("
Alternate ending :
Mikey's hand being infected, him passed out on the floor :
Donnie : "YA THINK ???"
Raph : "So now what ?"
Leo, pulling a chainsaw : "well obviously-"
Donnie : "N o"
Leo or Mikey get hurt but they're Raph and Donnie aren't there so they only have one braincell to figure out what to do xDD
the disaster
the chaos
Donnie and Raph comes back to see Leo and Mikey wrapped in bandages and band-aids with 3 first aid kits open with medical tools on the floor scattered everywhere, there's a fire in the corner of the room for some reason: "WHAT THE SHELL HAPPENED HERE?"
Mikey: "Leo hurt his leg and we tried to fix it :("
Leo: "I think it kinda worked"
Donnie: "What"
"did HE BREAK HIS LEG ??"
"no he got cut a little there"
Imagine the cut is the 1 (one) part of the body that wasn't bandaged
They failed
Donnie: "THEN WHY IS MIKEY WRAPPED IN BANDAGES TOO?"
Leo: "He wanted to feel included"
Donnie the little bro somehow the most responsible : the return
Meanwhile, Raph taking pictures, sending them to Casey and April and laughing with them through text
Raph can't socialize
Leo: Can't lie for shit
Donnie: Is terrible at first aid even if it's one of his roles in the team
Raph: Can't socialize
Mikey: Cant' focus (adhd go brrrr)
Raph socialization skills extand to first meeting villains. He’s awkward and tries to « make a good first impression » which prevents him from fighting good. After around a week of getting to know the villain he then beat them up properly and turns back to Raph.
YOSHI’S POV :
Alright so as said before, Oroku Saki and Hamato Yoshi are extremely similar, the main difference being the ambition.
Both Yoshi and Saki were in the same clan and grew up together, like brothers. They were much closer and friendlier than most version, not really rivals, and if so, only playfully. They got along great and became ninjas together.
Saki inherited the clan in the end, and changed it's name to the Foot Clan (i have yet to determine why). Yoshi was by his side, his right hand man, and they fully trusted eachother.
However, Saki got ambitious. He wanted to extand the clan's help to other cities, to other countries. Yoshi was much more traditional and insisted their help should remain in Kyoto.
They disagreed and fought over it, openly in front of the clan, because nothing is hidden.
Part of the clan were with Saki, part with Yoshi. The clan split, and then was born the Hamato clan. They remained in Kyoto, helping people with the Foot (rivalry being there this time).
The Foot Clan extanded to other major japanese city, such as Tokyo and Osaka. Yoshi was young and impulsive, and was boiling because of Saki's decision, and attacked the Foot Clan in Kyoto.
War ensued, and deads were counted. Realizing what he had done, Yoshi withdrawed from the war, and, ashamed, exiled himself.
He travelled the world with the burden of what he had done heavy on his shoulders. He aged and learned, becoming a wise man. During his passage in New York, he was drawn to a pet store with a giant paper claiming it was closing and every animal not adopted would be sent to animal control (essentially killed). There weren't much animals left, and the deadline was far. Yoshi past in front of it and continued his way.
A few days later, curious and worried, he passed again, a day before the deadline, and all the animals were gone, except for four tiny baby turtles.
Yoshi went in, and the employee, desesperate, explained one of their female turtle gave birth to them as she was sold, and the family refused to take the baby with them.
She refused to let them die but couldn't take them, and begged Yoshi to take them, for free. He looked into these tiny innocent creatures eyes, and he accepted.
He left with his turtles, unsure of what he had done, how it would impact his travels and his life. Maybe he could give them away ? Take care of them until then ? Yes, that sounded good.
He went back to his hotel, but was refused because of the no pets policy. He would not abandon them so he gathered his things and left.
Yoshi wandered around the city as night fell, looking for a place to rest and keep the turtles safe.
It was late, everything was closed and rain was starting. Yoshi went to hide in an alley and decided to spend the night here. Unknown to him, but things were happening this very night, and as they did, a canister fell on him and the sleeping turtles.
The excrutiating pain awoke him screaming, as his molecules were being torn apart and put together again in different shape.
He blacked out, unable to support the pain.
When he woke up, he felt different. Simply getting up was a challenge, and he couldn't stand upright, his back messed up. He had a tail and giant ears, whiskers and fur. A rat, it's what he had become.
Horror and fear downed on him, as he contemplated his new body. What had happen ? How could this be ? Many questions left unanswered.
Yoshi was broke out of his terrified trance by tiny hands tapping his leg.
He looked and there was a baby, but quite a peculiar one. Green from head to toes, a hard shell protecting it's back and front, and big innocent eyes looking up to him, slight worry shining in them.
Yoshi was confused and scared, but he didn't try to flee or get away. Whatever this was, it was young, pure and kind. He hesitated then patted it's head, and in doing so looked around.
3 other green babies were fumbling around near him, and the realization hit. The horror he felt for himself shifted to be for them, remembering the pain he went through and feeling his heart ache thinking they went through thz same thing
He brought thzm closer to him, impulsively protecting them, hugging them close to him and away from the rain.
A giggle made him jump, and he released them to see 4 bright faces, a wide smile splattered on. Yoshi could feel his hardened lonely heart melt, and he hugged them again, promising to protect those precious smile.
They had to get out of the street, where freaks were never welcome. The roofs were too exposed, and abandonned building too dangerous to raise kids.
Yoshi remembered his time in Paris and their incredible catacomb, and wondered if New york got the same.
He put two of the kids in his bag, safely secured, one attached on his torso and the last one in his free arm.
He slid into a sewer door unseen, his training, even if old, still effective.
The smell rattled his sensitive nose, but he kept going, hoping to find an opening to a more comfortable place.
Yoshi walked for long, the kids asleep against him, soothed to sleep by his regular sleep, the smell seemingly not bothering them. The longer he walked the desesperate he became. It seemed to have been forever since the last sewer door leading outside.
The tunnels were gigantic and endless, how could there be a place able to host them ?
Suddenly he saw a hole in the wall. Not very wide, and clearly not meant to be there, crumbled over time and lack of maintenance.
Yoshi climbed in and was surprised to see the giant space behind it. There were rooms, old and unsanitary, corridors and even a kitchen and showers, even if they seemed to be as old as earth itself. Yoshi supposed they must have been the living quarters of the people that built the sewers. Poor people, without homes, given this job and this place to live probably with 40 others. A curse to them and a blessing to him.
It looked awful, but it was something. A beginning. A place to rebuild, to make home.
For him, and for them. For his brand new sons.
Yoshi's life is basically :
-Good childhood !
-Good clan !
-Bad, leave clan
-Good, love new clan !
-Bad, start war
-Bad, leave forever
-Bad, guilt for years
-Good, learn to live anyway
-Bad, spiralling back into guilt
-Good, found turtles
-Good, made family
-Good, changed for the better
-Good, is being the best dad I can be
-Good, happy :)
SAKI’S POV :
Oroku Saki was raised alongside his not blood brother Hamato Yoshi, in the [redacted] clan. Hamato Yoshi was his best friend and occasionally playful rival and they grew up together.
They were stuck together like glue, training, eating, heck showering together (platonically because friendship is good. Great bond can and does mean great friendship)
When the former master died, he appointed Saki as new master, because he saw great potential and an ambition that would lead the clan far.
Once he was master, Saki changed the clan's name to the Foot clan (I think I'm starting to see why). In the first years, he led the foot as the former master did, learning how to be good at the basics before starting to get ambitious.
Yoshi had always precious advice in the realm of work, and even more precious moments were shared privately (still platonic).
Saki trusted him with his life and very heavy secrets, and so did Yoshi.
Saki was proud of the work they did with the Foot, and how many people they were helping. One day he shared with Yoshi his wish to start helping more cities and more people.
Yoshi immediatly violently refused, offended to see Saki would even think about breaking the tradition. He said that Kyoto was the clan's territory, and it was how it had always been. Doing anything different would disrespect their ancestors.
Saki reminded him that he was chosen to lead BECAUSE he wanted things to change, and the former master wanted that. Yoshi refused to hear it and stormed out.
Saki, hurt to see his brother and right arm react that way, acted behind his back, starting to spread the Foot to Tokyo and helping there. He thought if he had concrete proof to show, and how much good they were doing there, Yoshi would change his mind.
But Yoshi found out before Saki could present it to him the way he wanted and lost his mind. He stormed into Saki's home, furious, and declares that a treachrous brother was no longer his and left, taking part of the foot clan with him to create the Hamato clan.
Saki was devastated for a while, having lost his brother in his ambition. He let things roll without him intervening much, causing worry to rise in the clan.
One courageous Foot rose up and suggested to their master to go see their progress in Tokyo by himself.
Like a shadow of himself, tired and broken, Saki agreed.
When he got there, he saw all the good the Foot had done. They had helped so many people, bringing th supplies and water, protection when needed. He saw children running around, stomach full and smile on their faces. He saw mothers and fathers not worrying over tonight's dinner. He saw the good that wouldn't have happened without to Foot and his confidence and happiness and motivation camme back.
He led the Foot again, extanding to more cities, soon having at least part of the Foot all over Japan.
Yoshi heard of this and grew mad. He came to the Foot, stood in front of Saki and declared a war. Saki refused, not wanting to hurt people, trying to resonate with Yoshi. He asked him to be reasonable, to think of the consequencies- But Yoshi didn't listen, and left angry, claiming that whether he like it or not, the war will be fought
And it did happen. It cost the Foot hundreds of life, both ninjas and civilians.
Yoshi's craze had to end, and Saki went to see him by himself. No protection, no army. Just him and Yoshi. And a blade.
Saki won the dual, and finally knocked some sense into his former brother. He showed him the deaths and destruction that was nothing but number to Yoshi until then. He showed him the horror of what he had done, and asked him to stop.
When Yoshi left that day, it was the last time Saki ever saw him.
After the dual, he went to look for him in the Hamato Clan but he was nowhere to be found. A new master had been chosen, and they didn't know either. Saki was worried, scared his friend would hurt himself or hurt other. He knew he felt guilt, and he was there to relieve it, to talk to him, convince him to join him again, to heal what he had caused.
Saki searched, for years, but never found him. He found traces of him, little clues left all over the world, that he held on like a treasure.
Meanwhile, he still led the Foot, not letting his grief crush him like the first time. The Foot had extanded outside of Japan, to new countries but only those that were willing to.
And one day the Foot set their first base in New York.
Saki just had a baby daughter, but sadly the mother had died during birthing, and it was just him and little Karai.
Japan reminded him too much of hurtful memories, both with his love and his brother. New York was far from Japan and they had trouble settling in, so Saki decided to go live there with Karai.
Of course this constant extension of the Foot is going to become more like an invasion once Karai takes over
But Saki never saw it this way
also does Karai know the whole story of the foot clan, like what happened between Saki and Yoshi, and the war and all that?
would that mean she agreed more with Yoshi's actions more than her dad's?
that could make really cool scenes once she sees what Yoshi has become, like how she'd think he has changed for the worse by choosing kindness over power (since he exiled himself even though he could have technically fought back if he hadn't been horrified by the deaths he had caused)
In Karai's arc, there's also this bit that parallels Raph, where pre-baxter Karai and Raph had the same questions about the no kill policy to their fathers.
Like if someone comes to you with the intent to kill, you should respond with the intent to kill, it's only fair.
Only that Karai evolved towards the "yeah it's only fair" post-baxter
Whether Raph evolved towards the "what the fuck was I thinking"
So like when they meet they both see the other as "the wrong path"
Raph is like "god I could have become Shredder"
Karai is like "I could have become a weakling"
Also I want to make clear that I gave this bit to RAPH not because hoho angry = murder but because I 100% did NOT want to give it to Leo, Donnie and Raph were the most underdeveloped and giving the "murder ?" Bit to the healer of the team seemed off
Also ! Yeah before I forget lol : post-baxter Karai is absolutely fucking unhinged
Also Ima call pre-baxter Karai just Karai and post-baxter Shredder
Mikey : wow something is incredibly disturbing about you
Shredder : :D ! I'm deeply traumatized :D !!!
Also i want colorcoded!Shredder to be written exactly like any other shredders, and not changed or downplayed because it's Karai
Like can you imagine
The same prestance and pose and threatning aura than 2012 or Rise but it's a 16 year old girl
Random person: "who the heck is that guy?"
Shredder in full armor, helmet an all, ready to fuckin murder: "I AM NO MAN YOU BASTARD, YOU SHALL PERSISH FOR YOU INSOLENCE-"
Okay so you when Casey starts hanging out more often with thz turtles, he talks about the LGBTQ+ and more precisely about the pronous and genders.
It ESPECIALLY interests Mikey who gets very excited and starts asking everyone their pronouns whenever they see them for the first time that day
Okay so they see Shredder again and Mikey is yelling during the whole fight : "WHAT ARE YOUR PRONOUNS"
Karai never answers.
When they discuss it afterwards, it goes like :
Raph : "I can't believe he would attack-"
Mikey : "They"
Raph : "what"
Mikey : "when you don't know someone's pronouns you use they/them"
Raph, teeth grinding : "fine. I can't believe THEY attacked us-"
Cue to the turtles saying they to refer to Karai
Also she deadass doesn't answer because she doesn't care
They learn it's she/her through a goon that goes like "You'll never beat Master Shredder ! She's s-"
Mikey : "Oh so it's She/her ? :D"
Goon : "uh... yeah?"
Raph, knocking him out : "well that's settled"
Mikey, for day 20 : "Good morning brothers ! What are your pronouns ?"
Leo, usually supportive : "Mikey if I hear this question one more time I'm throwing you out on a road in front of a truck"
KARAI’S POV :
Oroku Karai was born a bit before the turtles got turned, making her juuuuust a little bit older. As in the day of THEIR 16th she's like 16/2.
Her birth killed her mother in the process, causing her father, Oroku Saki, to leave Japan and go live in New York, where she will be raised.
Saki is all for new things and changes, but he still doesn't want his daughter to lose her root, so her education will still be japanese style.
Their house will be japanese, with japanese rules, they'd eat japanese (occasionally not, when opting for take outs), speak japanese... You see the idea.
Even thought Karai LOVES her dad, she barely sees him because of his Master of the Foot job, even if he does spend all his free time with her, whenever he can. She's usually being taken care of by a japanese nanny (saki was deadset on the japanese education), which she loves, but still misses her dad.
Whenever their together (usually in evenings and mornings), he taught her about good and kindness, about respecting the others and treating them the way we'd want to be treated.
As Karai grew, and Saki became older, and more importantly as the Foot settlement in New York was better, Saki had a lot more free time to give his daughter. He spent his days with her, playing with her and hanging out. When he saw she had taken interest in his training, he suggested joining him, and taught her his clan's ninjaing
She loved the training sessions, it felt the closest she ever had been to her dad. She loved the synced moves and the battle 1vs1. It was so much fun and it was just her and her dad.
As she grew older again, she began to question the clan's values. Why refrain from killing when someone comes to kill you ? It's only fair to do the same. Why help those in need all the time ? Shouldn't they be able to help themselves ? And shouldn't the clan provide help for those in it first ?
Saki brushed her concerns off, talking about a once very close friends, that was haunted by similar questions and went against the Foot, causing death and destruction all around.
The path he chose was dark and terrible for many, including the Foot and his own clan.
Responding killing attempt by another killing attempt would only mean not being better than them, deciding you can choose who lives or dies, regardless to how precious life truly is.
It settled her questions, understanding what her father was saying, and she never asked again.
The year she turned 16, her ninja training was complete and she integrated the Foot as the master's right arm. He refused to send her to missions yet, claiming they were too dangerous.
Karai was offended, having defeated in training most of his elite ninjas, feeling more than ready to tackle the real conditions of a mission.
Despite her pleas, Saki refused, and determined to prove him wrong, she went anyway on a stealth mission, meant to see what Stockman Entreprise was up to
But as Karai would learn, training and on the terrain combat was extremely different, and she quickly found herself overwhelmed by mousers. Despite the other Foots best attempts, they had no choice but to leave her there, in the hand of non other than Baxter Stockman.
Despite his genius, he had no idea who she was, only knowing a bunch of people similar to her were spying on him. And he didn't like that. He wanted to make this envy pass, by taking her as an example.
He tortured her for 3 days (let's not go into graphic details), days during which Saki was constantly storming the lab, not giving Stockman a break once.
Tired of it, Stockman released Karai with a warning to never cross his path again.
Saki and the Foot were relieved to have their chunin back, but terrified of the state she was in. In merely 3 days, he destroyed her completely.
That very same night, the turtles were allowed out for the first time and Casey Jones decided to rob a bank.
It took Karai a month to physically recover, and even then her face had grown sharper, her eyes duller and lifeless, her body dry and tensed at all time.
Saki spent all his time with her, desesperatly trying to cheer her up, to help her in this, until the day Karai asked him to kill Baxter Stockman.
Saki, heart aching, refused, saying revenge wouldn't do anyone any good.
Karai was furious, hearing that her father didn't love her enough, that she was useless and weak and she had to recover by herself.
3 months later, Baxter Stockman was dead, and his lab destroyed.
No one understood what had happened, including the Foot.
What no one knew, was that when Karai pierced the man with her blade, when she felt the blood drench her clothes and face, she felt good. For the first time in months she felt great, the voices in her head had shut, and pure bliss had recovered every part of her body.
And then and there, she knew her father lied. Revenge felt great. And it did her a lot of good. The only reason he didn't was because he was weak and selfish. Killing made her strong. She could feel it.
Back at the Foot, hiding her crime despite the rush still being there, she finally saw all the flaws, the weakness in the clan. A pathetic, weak clan that did nothing else but help the undeserving.
It had to change.
She invited her father to the docks for a little talk, and announced her crime to him, pride overflowing her. Horror is all that appeared on his face, as he said :
"The Foot doesn't kill, Karai."
"It does now"
Saki barely registered what happened when the blood started flowing from his wound, his daughter's blades deep in his chest, bursting his heart.
He looked up to her one last time, caressing her face and whispering a heart broken "i'm sorry" before letting his last breath go
She left his body there, and returned to the Foot, victorious. She told the Foot that Oroku Saki lived as a weakling and died as one. She said he never deserved the title of master but she did. She was their new master, she was now Master Shredder.
Part of the Foot was shocked, and tried to leave to join the Hamatos, to keep healing and helping like they used to but they were promptly killed.
Fear began to rule and every Foot soldier fell in line, fearing the wrath of Shredder
Meanwhile, the turtles had found the body of Oroku Saki and brought it to their father, who cried all the tears of his body seeing his brother like this. He buried him properly, in a special room in their home, grieving, pain in his chest.
other splinters : distant masters, mysterious and inspire respect
Colorcoded!splinter : heheehohoohooiohohoo ima prank my sons
Yoshi : see see on the LEFT -my left, not yours- here, yes ? okay, so there it's my BLOOD children, okay ? :) and THERE -my right- it's my not-really-adopted-but-kinda children :)
well the story starts when the turtles get out (or even before), and he's technically still there for another 3 months after that
do the turtles ever even meet Saki ?
he's also there when he gets murdered bhfuirehgeuir he gets his own wittle woom in the sewers
they meet his corpse
but they knew who he was !
ohh that's a good point, was Splinter honest about his own story?
splinter hadn't really talked about him, until they came back from patrol and talked about that weird organization called the Foot
Splinter was not honest about his war crimes. He’s ashamed of it and refuses to talk about it. He just says he’s done bad stuff in the past.
Splinter knew the foot clan was there all along?
he didn't
he only knew when the turtles mentionned it
cause you said Karai and Saki went to new york around the same time the turtles got mutated so that would mean that they all lived in the same city for years (a big city tho, I'll give them that) and never noticed each other were there xD??
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo they went to new york some time after Yoshi and the turtles got mutated. It took Saki some time to get ready to go and also even THINK of leaving japan.
Yoshi mostly stayed underground and whenever he was out on "errands" he didn't really pay attention to much besides "food. must go home quickly I've left 4 toddlers alone oh god what if they accidentally hurt themselves ? what if they accidentally died it's all my fault I should be there I've gotta go home go home come on"
well, Karai was still raised in new york, so they spent a lot of time there xD
but yea i can understand why he wouldn't have noticed dfhdf
yeah but it's not like she was wandering into the sewers with her dad for funsies
Karai and Saki got to see a lot of new york
Yoshi ? Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Okay so big brain moment but do you remember when I told you the only reason Donnie wasn't leader was because he was the youngest ?
So consider that Donnie's reaction to being told this is to go : "then TELL THEM i'm the oldest"
And Splinter goes mmmmh "okay"
They go up to them and Yoshi puts on the best acting mask and goes : "well my sons I have news : it seems I was wrong about how old you all were"
Leo : "why are we actually a year older ?"
Mikey : "if we are i want a birthday right now"
Splinter : "no, not really. What happened was that i miscalculated how old your brother Donatello trully was"
The brothers, looking at eachothers : "okay...?"
Splinter : "it happens that Donatello is actually all of you's older brother"
Ensue shock and D:< SAY WHAT
And like the entire ep would be just Donnie messing with them and getting payback from all the teasing, with 1 argument "but i'm the OLDER BROTHER. And that makes me RIGHT ! at least that's what you'd ALWAYS TELL ME, HM ?"
but then Splinter is okay with making Donnie the oldest xD?
He just goes "hehehhohoho that's funny"
Also it's just temporary for the duration of the ep
Like in the end of the ep he'd pass by and see Donnie messing with his bro and innocently enter and go "ahhh I see the lie is going well :)"
Donnie : "D: DAD"
the others ):< : "what lie"
Splinter : "well he's not your older brother, of course"
He then leaves while they run after donnie to make him pay
Donnie: "DAD YOU RATTED ME OUT >:,("
Splinter: "I am a rat, it's fitting for me to do so"
It looks super cool!! Also I noticed the symbol of the foot clan looks a bit different? Is that intentional?
Also does that mean the whole foot clan's color scheme is green and not red as is usually is?
yeah :D mostly the change of color, not really the shape (i just got lazy for the shape but it's the same as classic foot clan fhezfhezor)
The red was symbol of Saki (colorcoded white with red accent) so when Karai took over, she changed to green
It's kinda funny because green, compared to red, is a very non-aggressive color in most representations zbdbf so when Karai takes over it's like 'bwoop, all nice green now :)!' even though it's actually a bad sign here ejdbffj
a long time member of the Foot that saw Karai grow : "oh neat, karai is taking over :D ! Sorry for your loss tho, sweetie"
Karai, who is very much not the same person : "what did you call me"
imagine that member was the nanny that took care of her when she was a tiny baby
(of course the member died)
ohh that's a good point, was Splinter honest about his own story?
Splinter was not honest about his war crimes. He’s ashamed of it and refuses to talk about it. He just says he’s done bad stuff in the past.
although I guess in the story there's no way he's not gonna get confronted about it and it'll probably be the cause of arguments in the turtle family
like oof they won't take this well
Unrelated but you know how I said I was starting to see why Saki changed the name of the clan when he took over ? Like how the clan had another name before the Foot clan
alright so in the clan's tradition, whenever a new master take over, they must rename it so it is like a fresh start, with no one knowing that name. Saki chose "Foot clan" because of a silly game he and Yoshi used to play as kids. Karai kept the name because she shits on tradition and also to her it means putting her foot on her enemies' faces.
Aight so I don't know about them clans yet but : Baxter Stockman is the one to have spread mutagene all over the world. That's how scientist in the philipines, France or other places got their hands on it
The clan has the habit of celebrating as holidays the days where the clan changes master and gains a new name. They add up overtime, so if there has been 30 masters, there is 30 holidays.
The Foot's holiday is on August 8, and the Hamato's on December 2.
The clan's main job is to help and protect those in needs. They use their ressources to get and give food, build homes and give healthcare, all for free. They are not mercenaries and can't be hired to hurt people. They can cooperate with other organizations to help people (if they're trying to help neurodivergent people but don't know how to, they can't cooperate with an organization specialized in that.)
The clan is a big family, and they all know eachothers. They have a main building where the members without homes or in need to shelter can come to rest/eat/live. During holidays or special times, it's usually packed with people eating, talking, all in a joyous mood. Training happens outside, sometimes inside if the weather is really bad (a little rain or wind isn't considered really bad. If they get wet they are handed dry clothes once training is over so they don't get sick).
Individuality is encouraged, as well as the hive mind. The masters believed these two ideas can and should co-exist
Murder is prohibited, and every member is taught why very soon in their training. It's mostly about the individual that is killed, the refusal that anyone should decide who should live or die, and the idea that every person is their own tiny world, and killing someone is like destroying a world, no matter how fucked up.
Hurting is not adviced unless absolutely necessary, especially grave wounds. When protecting, the clan must fend off the aggressor peacefully and with as little damage as possible on the person. If not given any choice, opt more for defense than offense. (modifié)
The clan mustn't be good at one thing, whether it be fighting or helping. The clan has many individuals with many different skills they should all be using to their full potential.
So the clan has builders ninjas, artists ninjas, scientists ninjas... All with ninja training and developping their own competence. They all aim at helping people with their different skills
Hurting/attacking a member is like attacking the clan and is seen as a declaration of war. War is a path that should only be taken as last possibility, but always be ready for. If a member is attacked/kidnapped, the clan must do anything to rescue them while still avoiding an all out war that would result in more bad than good.
Asserting dominance over another group is stupid and futile and shouldn't be the aim of the clan, unless the group is threatning the security of the clan's city.
Even then, war must be the last possible option.
Women and children are prohibited from entering the clan, as are "abnormal" people. It is to protect them since they cannot protect themselves and are weaker than regular men.
The weapons should stay traditional and learn to master these instead of turning to easier tools, which would weaken the clan and make it lazy.
White and black people are prohibited from entering the clan and only be helped if they directly ask to be. They are different and the clan might not understand their needs.
When Saki took over, Saki changed and added some new rules to the clan :
The clan should try to have at least one person able to speak a different language, so that the clan is able to communicate with anyone
Women, "abnormal" people, and anyone else is welcome to join the Foot and leave as they wish.
The weapons can and should evolve over time, as should the clan. If they do not, they will become obsolete and old.
The master can organize and make weddings, inbetween any members or member and outsider
The members are PAID for their work. Until then they weren't.
So when Yoshi left, unlike Saki he didn't change anything (ah yes, traditions ) i like the idea that there's conflict about all his old conservative ideasvdbdvdvdvd
Like the members of the Hamato clan are from the Foot and they LIKED THOSE CHANGES. And while they agree completely changing the clan's code sucks, these little changes were good. Since Yoshi was the worst little shit, he told them to fuck off ahdvbzvd
Much much later when Yoshi became Splinter and he had a good life, although he understood respecting traditions at all costs was a BAD idea, he still wanted to respect them.
Cue April asking to be part of the clan and Yoshi going ):< but u a woman. Woman weak.
April probably going D:< EXCUSE ME. Probably conflict and confrontation and in the end Splinter finally understand why Saki changed these points and why some of his hamato ninjas left and how much of a jerk he was being and he regrets and does his best to repent.
And of course he makes April part of the Hamato clan :)
Yoshi 30 years ago : Tradition ™️. If Tradition says something, then Tradition is right.
He ISN'T technically racist nor sexist, he just follows the old recipe without thinking
AS HE AGES THO HE STARTS USING BRAIN AND GOES "hol'up"
no no I think I know what you're gonna say dgsvdvd, I get that he's technically not racist and sexist, I was exaggerating xDD, but like, in being so caught up in respecting tradition and not allowing certain people to join the clan, he kinda is in a way??
ahh yes, going from what you've been taught your entire life without questioning it and then getting a huge slap in the face once you start actually thinking about it
Leo, slapping his dad's head : equality good
Yoshi : but-
Leo : no but
I like the idea that the bois don't think like him because they just listened to the good things he said and the bullshit they were like : that's bullshit.
And also April's influence helped a lot :)
Like imagine hanging out with they girl friend and later splinter goes : girls are weaker
And they go : holdup
the turtles, Casey and April, @Splinter: "we about to make u unlearn all the shit you been taught"
And like, YEAH, he sucks on that side, but on the other side, he's a really present and affectionate father, unlike most of his versions
He tries and want to do better : he will :)
"what, the master of the foot clan is a GIRL ?! My sons what have you been doing, losing against a girl ):<"
April, teeth grinding : "why don't you come with us next patrol"
After the patrol :
Splinter : "jesus fucking christ"
Everyone else : "yeah"
Karai do be as skilled as literally every other Shredders so she's straight up terrifying
Some good for Splinty :
He's a really good dad and pays a lot of attention to his sons. Now I've been saying that a lot without developing so :
For example, he always busted his ass when they were small to make good food although he never learned how to do it before (he's not really interested in good food). He learned to cook and make tasty and good things for them as they grew, trying his best to expand their tastebuds while still staying pretty Japanese since well he is.
As they grew, he spent a lot of time with them and encouraged their activities, never forcing them to do anything they wouldn't like (beside chores). If they really didn't feel like doing chores (to a heavy degree and not just complaining), they would watch a movie or play a bit and then do the chores all together as a family activity.
He never closed his bedroom door in case any of them wanted to sleep with him, because of nightmares or simply because they wanted to. Mikey and Donnie did it more than the others, since Leo and Raph were the Older Brothers ™️ and were embarassed.
When they were younger, he'd often take time to read them a story before bed.
When he was a kid, Raph was scared of the dark, but didn't want to admit it. He'd often have meltdowns in the middle of the night and Splinter couldn't figure out why. He payed more attention to his behavior before bed and finally noticed his tendency to avoid dark rooms, even for just a second. He innocently suggested putting on lights in the corridor during the night, pretexting that he kept bumping into furnitures (he didn't), and the kids agreed (because they did bump into furnitures).
Since they couldn't exactly go to school, Splinter took care of their education, teaching them all he knew and more, going to websites and learning more to teach his sons.
They couldn't get out much for obvious reasons, but soon enough the bois wanted to see more so Splinter would often sneak them out to go to an abandonned spot he saw during his "grocery shopping". They'd picnic there in the night, and the bois would play on the roof happily.
As they grew older and discovered pizza, they didn't want to tell Splinter because they felt like it would be disrespecting his cooking, but Splinter noticed their excitement about it and decided to learn how to make them. There were. Incidents the first times he did so (secrets, of course). But overtime learned to make a basic pizza he innocently presented to his sons (bonus april that had come by). They were absolutely delighted, and Splinter kept making them from time to time (but not ALL the time, because that's not a good diet)
As April came by more often, and his sons were growing older, he got worried about the Romance™️ and decided it was time for the Talk. He never was really secretive about it before and it wasn't a tabou in the family so they already had a vague idea of what it was, and weren't embarassed much about it. He taught them about respecting the partner, and consent... They DID grow uncomfortable when he mentionned their anatomy and the difference with human anatomy and showed pictures.
When they would messed up or do bad he wouldn't YELL at them or anything, he'd just sit with them and explain why it's bad, the consequencies and why they shouldn't do it again and what they should do if they did want to do it again.
He'd respect their privacy, always and at all times, even when he's worried and he's missing a bit of information to help, he would never go through their rooms or anything. He would always knock before entering, and never go through their private belongings.
He has a shit ton of pictures of them in his room
He always tells them how proud he is of them
He hangs out with them all the time unless they don't want to
splinter : how are you my son you're so tall
Donnie, messing with him : what ? i can't hear you're too far down
Mikey: "how's the weather up here? "
Donnie: ">:("
if he isn't, it could be a good occasion for a side story with him or soemthing
Casey isn’t present when Yoshi mourns Saki’s death. He’s doing smth else.
imagine mikey tired of drawing a specific member of his family and he just appears in their room at night with a knife : "it's for character development. My character development"
Donnie: "MIKEY WHY?"
Mikey:"FAMILY PICTURES ARE EASIER TO DRAW WITHOUT YOU"
Mikey : "you're the youngest no one will see you're gone"
Donnie : "THAT MAKES NO SENSE"
Mikey: "Donnie is so hard to draw"
Leo: "Well, it's a family drawing you're doing, isn't it? Would be weird if you didn't draw one of us"
Mikey: "lol what if Donnie died, then I wouldn't have to draw him haha, just kidding.... unless"
Donnie, sweating: "what"
Mikey : "What if. Donnie wasn't part of the family anymore"
Donnie : "what"
Mikey : "If we kick him out, I don't have to draw him in the family pictures anymore, right ?"
Donnie : "Is nobody going to say anything"
Mikey : "Like he's a reject. We reject him from the family. No one wants to see him anymore."
Donnie : "I feel incredibly loved right now."
Mikey: "I'll give you twenty bucks it you exile yourself from our family"
Donnie, hearing this without any context: " I'm sorry what"
Mikey: "I can't pay you more because I need some money for pizza"
mikey really went : "mmmmh how much is donnie worth"
mikey : "mmmh how much money do i have"
Raph, who has context: "wow Mikey, Donnie isn't worth this little!"
Donnie: ...
Raph: "At least add ten bucks to that"
Donnie: D:<
Splinter: "My sons, a life should never be quantified with money as if it were a mere possession"
Donnie: :)
Splinter, with a smirk: "but if we were to quantify it-"
Donnie: "DAD NO-"
imagine him going, really dry : "i already know i'm not worth anything, you don't have to remind me every five seconds"
and then they go "hahaha- wait what"
Donnie, much later: "do you guys really think I'm worth this little :'(?"
Everyone, immediately: oh shit what
Mikey: "I will draw you 100 times please don't think that about yourself "
imagine, an ep where it starts like that, and Donnie doesn't voice his hurt, but we can see he got hurt, and then later in the ep, he's like taking hostage or smth and the bois are offered a huge amount of money to give him up and they're like "are you fucking kidding me i'm not selling my baby brother what the hell is wrong with you" and then after the rescue donnie is like
"so... i'm worth more than that price ?"
and they're like 0.0 "WELL YEA ????"
"Donnie my brother we love you of course we're not selling you what the fuck"
"but you said- ):"
"we were messing with you oh my god donatello did you take it seriously"
Leo : "Donnie. Donnie I need you to look at me dead in the eyes. Did you think we really thought you were worth 20 bucks"
Donnie :
Leo : "Holy shit. Guys. Guys we need a Donnie appreciation day like right now"
Donnie has Self Esteem issues
Has Splinter explained everything to his sons by this point?
Or dies he explain after Saki dies?
no by this point they brought back the dude they recognised as the Oroku Saki their dad sometimes talk about, and he just cried
How did they recognize him?
he has a picture of the two of them young in his room
they found his body on the docks and went "oh shit"
Was he already dead when they found him or was there a chance he could survive?
No he was very much dead
he died pretty fast, karai is good at stabbin'
they knew it was that one guy their dad really really liked and they kinda went "well. we can't just. leave him here."
Well yeah but what where they gonna do after that xD? Burry him in the sewers? Pretty sure that's not an option jejffb
Wouldn't it make more sense for them to call their dad and have him rejoin them ?
oh they had no fucking clue. to be fair, it's basically the first ever corpse they ever encountered, and it was that one guy they heard about their entire childhood
kinda shocking
it would make more sense yeah. however remember their literal first encounter with casey ? The bois are not great under pressure (at first)
-shock
"fuck. what do we do"
oh yeah btw at that point they already KNEW Saki was around in New York, since they saw the Foot clan (good), and talked about it to their dad
they don’t now who killed him at first
From what you said before, Karai didn't seem be hide at all that she killed him, right?
she straight up told the foot clan
So they probably learn it soon enough zjdbd
Seeing Saki dead was a huge shock for Yoshi.
Yoshi never knew Karai, right?
noooooo she was born long long long after he left
she was born like 6 months before the turtles mutation
okay so there would be this recurring background character named steve, and he would always be making comments during a scene (when they turtles are in public) where it's like "OMG imagine if [insert here an extremely detailed and graphic moment in tmnt 2012] would it be fucked up or what"
And there would always be at least one person with him that would say "shut the fuck up steve"
and then in universe, there would be on social medias the start of the hashtage : #steve needs therapy
that character would exist for the sole purpose of paying tribute to 2012 while also pointing out how fucked up it was
also instead of going to therapy he makes a comic about the turtles
so there's this #steve needs therapy but they don't know Steve IS a therapist, and he IS Casey's therapist and he still made those comments and a comic
turns out Steve is perfectly fine and healthy in his head he just digs fucked up shit
Steve: "It's just how I cope with stuff"
APRIL can be SUPER INTENSE when she's passionate about something (i'm talking rise!casey level of intense), and because of that she doesn't have any friends besides the turtles until Casey comes around.
She was bullied when she was young because of that, and since then she is VERY against bullying when it comes to her friends (or not actually but with her friends more). When it's about her she kinda regress back and goes into a ball and doesn't do or say anything (haha trauma go brr).
So if her friends are bullied (in the traditional way like Casey or by super villains like the turtles) she can go mental and try to DECK whoever bullied
Like imagine Shredder messing with them. Do you see how that can be a problem.
Like you know how some villains sometimes are totally capable to killing/finishing the hero and instead they kinda play with them ? April considers that irrespect and bullying and she hates it. Like the idea that "they're not a threat enough for me to end them" or that they're simply not taken seriously.
April is a stress cleaner ! So whenever she has a big exam coming up, the turtles ALWAYS invites her to "relax" and she ends up cleaning the whole lair. Splinter disapproves of using her like this, but on the other hand, she does seem more relaxed (BECAUSE SHE'S BONE TIRED) and the lair is shiny after she passes through.
METALHEAD ! My boi, my man, my bot.
Metalhead, or Meets for short, is mute ! They communicates through sign language. However since none of the turtle family knows sign language and that it would be kinda useless since most of them have 4 fingers (including Meets), Metalhead invented a sign language proper to their 4 fingers thing. Everyone is currently learning it but Raph is way more advanced (donnie second, mikey third and leo last) because turns out he and Meets get along REALLY WELL.
Metalhead is interested with science, of course, it created them after all and they thinks science, looks science, I mean you get it. He's also interested in it because he simply thinks it is interesting. He likes the idea of being able to Explain everything, even the weirdest things. However even if they do like science, they like gossip as well, as it's the science of the relationship between people, and also it's really fun and stupid and they love it.
Raph found in Meets the perfect gossip partner ESPECIALLY since they have abilities, such as seeing through walls and enhanced hearing. But to get the gossip, he needs to be able to understand what Meets is saying. So he's extremely motivated to learn sign langage
I will probably do mistakes because I suck at this (i still don't know why) but Metalhead is they/them. I might misgender them like an asshole and i'm sorry ):
Like I said, Meets invented a sign language, and he likes and dislikes some things. Turns out Metalhead is a self-learning AI, and if Donnie was super proud of it at first, he quickly grew worried and scared of the consequencies (cough cough movies) and decided to shut him down. Much to everyone's surprise, Metalhead isn't really kin on dying, so he fought back and escaped. At that point Donnie believes he created a powerful super-villain and he's full on having a panic meltdown.
His brothers and friends reassures him and help him go looking for it. They all have a lot of trouble finding it, until they realize it's with the Mutanimals, hiding.
They took it in thinking it was a really fucked up mutant. The turtle family bust in, explains the situation and the mutanimals are like "... I don't know mate they seem pretty cool. Have you tried talking to them before going on a rampage ?"
Donnie is confused (cough cough movies) and looks at Metalhead and they look DOWNRIGHT TERRIFIED. And then the turtle family looks at eachother and go : :0 oh. Ohhhhh we were huge assholes there for a hot minute.
Anyway they're adopted now
Metalhead looks like a tiny metallic version of the turtles. They're around Splinter size, don't have no mouth but super expressive eyes. Their colorcode is pink
And purple tinted metal because donnie made him avsvavsb
They DO have the sewer shell because UwU. They might have an upgrade with smth similar to apocalypse!donnie's ears, but not sure. Depends if the turtles understand their emotions only based on eyes or not
I need to design them but yevahdcjavds meets:)
They have their own room also. They share it with Shelldon. (Shelldon is a big fan of Meets)
When I said "science" in the broad way it was intentional, because they're interested in all the fields. They learn engineering with Don and then go search more informations on more fields elsewhere. They quickly becomes more skilled and knowledgeable than Donnie because of their robot brain that can stock info more easily. This could be the root of like a conflict of who's the Science Guy ™️ in the family
Meets knows a lot more than Don but when Donnie needs help on a project from another field, asking Metalhead can be a hassle because of the language barrier. Usually Donnie just give that part of the project to Meets to do (if they wanna). It does bother him because he wants to understand, and that's why he's the 2nd most motivated to learning Metalhead's sign language
Mikey and Metalhead get along just fine, Meets often being the Mikey Babysitter when Mikey fucks up and Meets clean up after him. Mikey is thrilled to have a brand new brother (donnie is thrilled to not be the youngest no more), and tries his very best to make them feel welcome and part of the family. Meets deeply appreciate that.
Leo used to be kind of warry and unsure about the whole Metalhead situation. He thought that a bot was a bot and treating them like something else might have been a mistake. (He inherited his dad's Tradition mood). It took him some time to warm up to Metalhead and start actively learning the sign language (which is why he's dead last)
Splinter however was totally cool with it, seeing immediatly Meets as the most reasonable child, and the one that would keep everyone safe from danger and away from doing stupid teen shit. He didn't expect Meets to also be doing stupid teen shit. He still loves them tho.
April and Casey were both like "you got a robot brother ? That's fucking metal let's meet them"
Donnie immediatly "it is indeed pretty "metal" since it's a bot"
Raph before meets, as soon as April and Casey came back from school yo hang out with them, sitting in the kitchen, waiting like a ritual : "so... What's new "
Raph after Meets, both sitting in the kitchen with big eyes : :)))))
Casey and April : oh god there's 2 of them now
So. Metalhead isn't very discreet not very "ninja". Because of that, Leo refuses that they go on missions with them. Meets is always very disappointed and sad, like their big bro isn't validating their skills. So when Donnie stumbles upon Kraang tech and makes Shelldon's propeller more like floaty COMPLETELY SILENT thing, Meets gets really excited and asks Donnie to upgrade them too (if they have to get the apocalypse !donnie ears it would be there).
Once it's done Meets is able to float slightly above ground and move around like this and they gets really excited about it. They keeps sneaking up on the family and after the scream of fear once they realize they're here, they makes the sign for "ninja", really excitedly then leaves to sneak up on someone else.
One time they sneaked up on Leo and he screamed very loud and Meets was like :DDD !!! Ninja !!!! And Leo, trying to calm his heart gives a thumbs up and goes "yes, ninja. You did great. You're really silent"
It's the sweet validation they were looking for and they go :DDDDDDDD !!!!!!!!! NINJA !!!!!! They fly around stimming for a while then calm down and stopped sneaking up on them. To get payback tho they asked Mikey to sneak up on them and he scared the shit out of Meets.
Also how Meets got their upgrade (he fought Leo and Mikey to get it). Like Don showed proudly the Shelldon update and they were all :0!!!!!!!! Leo wanted to use the tech to help them on missions, Mikey wanted to upgrade his skateboard and Meets to be more discreet.
Donnie was like "people I've got enough for 1 project" and Meets won
Meets has extensible arms (they just grabbed their bros faces and extended their arms far enough and then puppy-eyed Donnie to get their upgrade)
Okay so : humans pretty much knows mutant exist, but nothing is official. Like the government is customer service smiling and going "whaaaaaaaat ? Mutants ? Pssshhhhhhhhh what noooooooo that's NOT a thing lmao haha"
While most of the people knows. Of course there are people who are like "y'all are not trusting our BELOVED government, how DARE YOU" but not much.
Mostly, there's the side that's pro-mutant and the side that's "let's fucking eradicate them all". So there's this whole mutants right thing, are they dangerous, should we really hurt them, where do they come from (most popular theories : aliens or government experiment gone wrong)
You know internet, and what it would do if there were unnofficial giant animals that can talk running around.
Memes, political warfare, videos like "what are REALLY mutants"...
But most of the people besides some lucky few actually doesn't know what's going on
NOW THE KRAANGS
So, the kraangs first discovered our planet when we were neanderthals. They were BLOWN AWAY by one of the most unique skill humans have : imagination.
However, we couldn't do much with it since we were busy trying to not die, and they couldn't study us. Which they didn't like.
So, to make that different, they introduced us to the sedentarisation. However the results weren't as quick as they hoped and they grew impatient. They wanted to study imagination NOW.
Since they didn't want to wait for thousands of years, they decided to artificially create creatures with imagination. To do so, they used a human cobaye and DNA to create the first ever mutagene (then much easier to reproduce.) But it was unstable and didn't work as planned. Convinced that their mutagene would take less time to do than wait around for humans, they retreated to their dimension to perfect it. (modifié)
When they returned, what was their surprise to realize that it actuly took them a SHIT TON OF TIME, and humans were now the dominant specie, and they had developped imagination alright.
They had a lot of subjects to study and threw the mutagene away for a while, collecting informations and reading our fictions. After some hundreds of years, they had seen enough.
They saw the amount of power imagination possessed and they wanted it for themselves. But they couldn't consciously create imagination, they had to implement it in their brains.
It proved to be more difficult if not impossible than planned, and they decided to get back to the mutagene to try and decipher the differences between humans and different species they'd create that had imagination, hoping they could recreate that on themselves.
The experience was an horrifying disaster, so bad that it got onto Utrom's history books and marked a day in their history. All the scientists working on the projects had been killed, and turns out mutagene was toxic on the long term (or directly poured) to the Kraangs.
Having reached a dead end, the Kraangs got rid of the mutagene (that's when Yoshi and the turtles got hit,and that Stockman got his hand on it. More or less the moment mutagene was popularised.)
In Colorcoded, the Utrom is the name of the people, and Kraang the division of the Utrom that are working on the imagination problem. (Scientist, humans specialist...)
After the mutagene fiasco, one or their scientist came up with a brilliant idea : instead of trying to recreate imagination, why not just. Steal it from the humans. Take the imagination and put it in their own brain. Of course it would have the minor side effect of killing the person they take the imagination from but who cares right ?
So at the beginning of the show, that's where Kraangs are. They came up with that idea and had started working towards accomplishing it. They started tests with volunteer Utroms, and kidnapped humans, which if they started really bad, started to get better.
They started to be noticed by the turtle family when they suceeded the steal and kidnapped a shit ton more humans suddenly, since they made some kind of factory to transplant imagination.
The turtles start fighting them and the Kraangs grow worried of the resistance. The rythm is slowing down, and the Utrom is an impatient race, and they're being attacked by being made out of the thing that killed thousands of them.
They need another, faster solution. They start working on a technodrome, to do the transplantation on a city scale.
That would be a season finale, and of course in the end the turtles win
When Meets was still making up the sign language and teaching it to their bros, there were sessions where they signed something and they had to guess what.
One time they signed (i'll have to draw it but i know what that sign looks like) "I love my bros" and before they got to bros they were like "ugh they're gonna say something stupid again"
And then they signed bros and they went "BABY BROTHER I LOVE YOU TOO "
At the beginning of Meets living with them, they had a fast charging battery. That caused problems when they all went to bed and half an hour later Meets was already fully charged and making noises everywhere because they were bored.
To fix that Donnie gave them a slow charging battery, that took 8 hours (a full night sleep) to charge. Worked great.
A game night competition ! They used to do that a lot when they were younger but since Raph always won, they did it less regularly. The arrival of Casey had launched it again but he was nowhere near as good.
When Meets joined the family they launched it again with a fighting style video game, through rounds.
Meets had trouble at first, they never played video games, but they won through the rounds and used them to get used to the control and game. Soon it was Raph vs Meets and the family had gone insane, rooting heavily for Meets, excited that someone might FINALLY win against Raph. Raph is also very excited, he's like that one Kung Fu panda meme : "finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary !"
The fight was pretty tight, and they were both on low health and Meets ended up winning. The crowd went insane and decided that day was going to be the Meets Won holiday
Is there a lore reason why Meets doesn't have a voice? Cause I'm pretty sure Donnie would have the ability to give them one if he wanted , he created a super AI, surely he can synthesize a voice
I'm thinking Donnie was working on it and then he realized that the AI was done and worked and he got really excited about it and couldn't wait to test it on the bot. So he did. Although he hadn't finished the voice synthetizer he was like "WHATEVER i'll do it later I WANT TO SEE-"
And then the whole "wait oh fuck oh shit making an AI might have been a terrible idea" then "oh wait I was being a huge discriminatory asshole"
And once he got back to doing it Meets was like "no thanks"
does Meets participate in training sessions?
They do ! They suck at it tho because Splinter doesn't want them to use their "natural body strenght" such as a rocket launcher. They complain about it a lot and since they don't exactly have muscles, if they can't use their own equivalent well they suck.
I'd imagine the turtles would start using the sign language during stealth missions to communicate silently at some point, that would be a really big advantage!
Yeah :D ! Although since the turtles are still. Well. The turtles. I imagine except if it's an extremely important mission they'd still babble and speak to eachothers. Like dumbasses.
also you said Meets can float above the ground, what does that look like? Is it as if they had propellers under their feet? or do they kinda 'change form' to fly?
No, their shell is retractable and there's like silent techy propellers that comes out (like uhhh you know rise!donnie does) znd they float around
Raph, Donnie, Mikey and Meets: having a full conversation in sign language
Leo, who doesn't know the language as much as them: :|
imagine Meets signing random funny stuff at his bros during training sessions or something just to distract them zdhbfdf
Meets, getting their ass kicked, signing : "bitch"
Mikey, completely thrown off and deeply offended : D:<
before Meets was created, the turtles had phones but they couldn't do video calls, they were more like walkie talkies than anything and then after Meets arrived, they realized that they wouldn't be able to use the phones since Meets can only communicate with sign language, hence Donnie upgrading everyone's phones and adding a video call option so that they can call Meets when they need :)! aaand I just realized halfway through writing this that texting exists I am dumbass
THEY WOULD FEEL EXCLUDED if it was only text messages
so, Meets can't talk at all but can they make any sound ? like, beeping or something like that?
Yessssss
Mikey went "hey Donnie, you forgot to add something"
Mikey, who just finished painting the hamato clan symbol: "Now, you're even more officially family :)!"
Meets: making a face of absolute joy
the boi (non-binary) loves validation
A family can be 4 turtles, a rat, a robot and two humans
they borrowed casey's bic to draw a smiling mouth on them
Meets, signing: "look! I smile!" :D
Everyone: <3 <3 <3 <3
mikey after around a month of meets being there : i'm no longer the cute one. i pass on my crown to you baby sibling
Alternatively, the others: "oh no there's two of them now"
meets has a "oh no there's two of them now" with all the brothers, separatly
mikey and meets : the cute ones
raph and meets : gossip
donnie and meets : smart science guy
leo and meets : serious and puts you back in line
Meets is all their personalities combined
maybe because when donnie made their AI they went "to make it perfect there has to be a bit of all my brothers because together we're perfect"
Donnie: "I accidentally made Meets like me and my brothers, I'm not sure what this says about me"
Mikey: "It says that you love us :)!"
Raph: "and that you have a bit of an ego"
Donnie: "I wanted Meets to be interested in random information as a way for them to learn things faster but I ended up making them be as much into gossip as Raph, help this may have been a mistake"
Did Mikey help with Meets' design
well i mean donnie's field is engineering not designing
imagine : donnie saying proudly he had an idea for what his bot would look like and he show mikey this [insert the most regular square fucking looking bot design drawn poorly]
donnie: "of course it wouldn't be EXACTLY like that, it doesn't work or make sense, I would need to add some parts to make it work properly but that would be the general shape :D!!!"
mikey, staring at it :
Mikey: "do you take constructive criticism"
Donnie: "not without crying"
Mikey, kicking the door to Donnie's lab open: "DONNIE I HAVE A GENIUS IDEA FOR YOUR ROBOT PROJECT"
Mikey: "GIVE THEM E Y E B R O W S"
Donnie:
Donnie: "Mikey..."
Donnie: "that is a gREAT IDEA LET'S DO THIS-"
Mikey: "Give them a jetpack, and flamethrowers, and a kunai canon, and an ice cream machine and-"
Donnie: "Mikey, while I appreciate the enthusiasm, you're at a ten, I'm gonna need you to go down to a 4."
Ajddb basically the idea was that instead of Donnie just putting off giving Meets a voice and then never doing it, he got so excited while making them that he just ... forgot qhdbd, and when he activated them for the first time he realized they weren't talking and went: "SHIT I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING" and he planned on fixing that but then he realized that Meets was actually doing quite well at making themself understood, and decided that maybe there was nothing to fix :)!
(emphasize the DONNIE FORGOT instead of PUTTING IT OFF)
Leo: "One day he made us all phones and gave them super cool features, but he didn't give them a 'call' function."
Donnie: "I FORGOT OKAY?"
Leo is telling that to meets
Mikey, talking to Meets: "You could have had a flamethrower but Donnie is a killjoy"
Donnie: >:(
Donnie : "STOP EMBARASSING ME IN FRONT OF OUR NEW SIBLING"
Raph : "No <3"
Mikey: "Wanna see your old design Donnie made before I helped him with it?"
Donnie: "WHY DO YOU STILL HAVE IT DON'T SHOW THEM THAT-"
Meets, signing : dear god i almost looked like that ? Thank you so much Mikey, you're the real inventor in the room.
Donnie : "D:<"
Splinter, who thinks it's hilarious : "I have a lot of baby pictures of Donatello. And your other brothers too. Do you want to see ?"
Donnie: "We need to give it a color, I'm not sure which one though..."
Mikey: "Pink."
Donnie: "Why pink?"
Mikey: "Because pink."
Donnie: "Compelling argument. Let's do it."
they called them "it" before they got to know them. they didn't really see them as an individual prior to the mutanimals slapping some common sense into them fheuhifuez
First one : Hide and seek
Sometimes they'd do regular games of hide and seek with April and Casey (sometimes Splinter if he's feeling up to it), and they always appointed either April or Casey as seekers or else the games was done way too soon. Overtime they got really good at spotting things in the dark and pin-pointing ideal hideouts (which came in handy during missions).
So, after Meets joined the family and prior to them joining them for missions, they did a game of Hide and Seek and Meets found the PERFECT spot, like there was no way anyone would find them there. They were super excited and hid but. What they did not think about was their lights. Which. They can't turn off. So in the end they looked like [insert a cabinet in the dark, with obvious pink light shining through the cracks]
The others thought it was funny but Meets and Leo saw it as a real problem if they would go on missions with them at some point. Donnie ended up fixing it sometimes later, and they can now control the intensity of their lighting.
THEY WOULD HAVE WON THE GAME IF IT WERENT FOR THEIR LIGHTS SDVHVDH
Raph: "Another flaw in Donnie's designs"
Donnie: "Can y'all stop making fun of me"
Second one : Hye-Jin
Casey at some point introduces his sister to the turtle family and he's the translator so they can communicate. Meets sees she speaks a different language and asks Casey what it is. Once they know, they leave the room, much to everyone's surprise, and comes back like 30 minutes later with a notebook and writes sentences in perfect Korean, delighting Hye-Jin and dumbfounding everyone else.
They explain they used Don's computer to download into their database everything related to Korean, hence learning the entire language in 30 minutes. Casey loved the attention and gave Meets a tight hug.
Last one : Dresses
When the 2 days long turtle anniversary came, Meets gifted all of them dresses. Mikey was delighted, as a genderfluid boi UwU, Donnie was really excited because it would help him with his whole gender experimentation he's going through, Leo is glad because he's not gender conforming, but Raph is. Unsure. He's very masculine and hadn't really considered wearing a dress before, and didn't know if he wanted to.
His brothers hurriedly put on theirs but Raph preffered to wait until he's alone. His brothers teased him about it but he shrugged it off and they continued the birthday.
That night he's alone in his room with the dress and he's kinda afraid to try it on ? Like what if he does like it. Does it mean he's not a real man ? Does that change his entire gender perception ?
He ends up going for it and he's standing in front of his mirror, in that dress and he's like. Uh. I don't. Dislike it. I don't feel any different. I'm still me, but instead of pants i'm in a dress. He looks at himself, does a little twirl and he doesn't feel less manly, nor does he feel like uncomfortable. He ends up wearing it for the night and thanks Meets the next day, still wearing it
does Meets have good fashion sense dbhf
Meets has brothers with good fashion sense
donnie who thought no longer being the baby brother would mean stop getting picked on so often
the new baby sibling, participating on teasing him :
donnie, betrayed : D:<
Hot take : finale of season 1 with the Kraang's giant technodrone stealing people's imagination (and life)
The turtles don't win actually. And this time no going back. Billions of deads, including Casey's dad
No time travel, no magic compounds that save everyone in the end. All of these people they're dead dead.
Also during the finale, before they officially lose, April and the turtles get captured. Meets tries to help but Leo tells them to leave (because except for him, the others are injured and unconcscious, and there were Foot + Kraangs around, no escape even if Meets could move whatever they were under). Meets doesn't want to leave, like at all, but Leo is being more firm and they have to.
Back at the lair they're miserable and feeling heavily guilty, and breaks down when Splinter asks where the others are.
Splinter reassures them telling them Leo made a good call, and then a bleeding, extremely upset and shaken Casey barges in and screams at Meets for abandonning the others.
Meets runs away and Casey after being calmed down by Splinter, goes to apologize to them, and how he was simply terrified of what might happen to his friends.
I might cut off someone's limb there but not sure. But i don't think they'll walk out of that capture unharmed (both mentally and physically)
Anyway, beginning of season 2, and the Kraangs didn't expand beyond New York's destruction. We later find out it's because unlike the tiny version of the ray, this one ALSO STEALS the memories of the people, not just their imagination.
Lemme tell you the whiplash on the imaginative Kraangs. They shut down everything and yeeted the fuck out of that planet.
Yep. No consequencies for them mostly. No deads, no harm done to them. They caused mass genocide and only come out of it slightly guilty
Did this specie come to a planet, changes it forever with mutagene thrown out carelessly, then murdering a good chunk and left unharmed and fine ? Yeah. Yeah they did.
No "they had it coming" no revenge, nothing. No closure
Colorcoded!Donnie, meeting an artist: "Hi :D!"
The artist: "You. I don't like you."
like everyone their age falls in love with mikey, every artist they meet hates donnie for no reason
that should be a running gag
also I think you said Raph and Leo were twins at some point?? is that still a thing?
they're basically twins but they like to fight with the "i was a second older than you when i mutated"
Casey: "so who's the oldest sibling?"
Leo and Raph, at the exact same time: "ME"
Mikey suggests a karaoke night, and Leo goes D:< "dude" and points at Meets and Mikey feels really bad until Meets holds up a finger, walks backwards to their room, shuffle in there for like a minute and comes out with a guitar. They're like "i can learn how to play it I just need 20 minutes and a computer :D" Mikey is about to enthousiastically agree but Casey stops him and ask "okay but how good would you be playing it knowing nothing ? I feel like it would put you at OUR level, make the thing fair"
Of course their siblings are VERY motivated by the idea of seeing them not slaying smth for once, and they agree.
So during the karaoke, when it's Meets turn everyone is really excited. They basically use the guitar to replace their vocal cords, so playing the notes their voice should make. Except that well without any prep they're as good as a really bad singer and their friends are absolutely thrilled while they're embarassed to death. Splinter thinks it's hilarious and recorded the entire thing on his phone. He replays it from time to time and always get a good laugh out of it
the place they're in was originally the living quarters of the people that made the sewers. So it's really really big. Splinter just doesn't want them to go there.
When they get older they do anyway, and they get freaked out because they convinced themselves it's haunted and never went back
their home is very very deep into the sewer, so not many people come by anyway. It took Splinter forever to find it
Colorcoded characters' arc :
-Donnie learns to be confident in his skills and abilities (which he wasn't because he's bad at a medic and meh at a ninja, and he compares himself to nowadays scientists and feels late)
-Mikey learns to be more independent (he used to seek validation from his family all the time and any negative comments regarding whatever he does could give him a breakdown)
-Raph learns to open up more about his feelings to others (since he's the tank, the strong one, he's like "i'm a mAn so I'm sTRoNG I caN'T hAvE FeeLiNGS")
-Leo learns to rely on his team more (as a pretty "tradition" kind of guy he thinks he has to lead the team all by himself, and he can't ask help or ideas from the others because it would show he's not fit to lead them.)
-April learns to tone down her intense self (not to put other at ease, like her parents wanted her to do (surprisingly didn't work wow), but to protect herself and others because at some point she sees her intensity and how it blinds her can and have hurt her or other people. Case in point : attacking Shredder bear hands because she insulted them)
-Casey learns to trust again, in general (it takes Casey literally the death of his dad and the turtles sweating their ass off to find him to realize he can trust people actually, these people are trustworthy. Until then, Casey is very warry of everyone, all hte time, he's careful what he says about himself and his personnal life, and he never relies on the turtles and April during fights. Because Casey is poor and asian in america, let's just say trusting people rarely brought good to his life)
-Meets learns to live (quite literally, since day 2 Meets was a people pleaser, because they were heavily traumatized of how their now brothers hunted them down to kill them at the very beginning. Because of that they believe they don't have an actual place in the family, and they have to prove himself useful all the time or else they get kicked out. That's also why they react very badly when from times to times the turtles don't let them help)
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im not sure if this means anything but you have some of the best takes and views of johnny and kenshi ive seen, like, ever!! i really admire your work and the way you write about them i can tell you really love them (and mk in general.) I think you capture every character BEAUTIFULLY!!
oh !!! oh anon !! i'm like freaking out and crying lowkey !! thank you oughhhhhh my heart. i'm. i'm a writer, as stated in my about me i'm writing a book. so, a lot of what i've ever written is completely my own characters, my own dynamics. cause i made these characters so its so easy to write them !! but for like two years i've been writing such self indulgent fics in my notes app for me only. i always thought about making a blog to write x readers and stuff but. i'm so afraid to get other characters wrong with my writing. so i'm like super glad people think i'm good at writing other characters, like im really surprised !!
and. i really do love all the mk characters, its a comfort game to me as much as it's like all gorey and stuff loooool. but i mentioned before it was one of the few outlets i got to spend time with my dad as a kid, and unfortunately i didnt really keep up with the games until mk1 dropped. and then my dad got it again and it rekindled my love for it and like. all this stuff. caught myself up on the lore, real quick.
johnny & kenshi specifically are just comfort characters of mine. like i really really dont have many, and imma be honest, i never really headcannoned any characters or anything out of the ones i have (armin, nier, aki hayakawa, and power). i just kinda set them as they were cause like. i dunno. brought comfort. but with johnny and kenshi. damn. it's a different level. i dont see a lot of myself in many characters, i think nier specifically was the first character i resonated so hard with. but i really enjoy studying characters (and media, i mean. im a writer lol.) and I just noticed sooooo much about these two, separate and together. and projecting a little has definitely helped with my writing as well, if that makes sense? like they r so hot but also i see a lot of myself in them and i think that's wonderful. even if it isn't canon or stated or anything, i genuinely enjoy being able to be like "hey these guys are kinda like me lol". i'll admit im never the best at explaining stuff, especially with those headcanons, i really hope they didnt sound like super duper edgy. it's just pulling from my own experience and thoughts and feelings.
i've had a lot of turning points in my writing, like certain media has definitely effected me as a writer of course. my biggest influence and motivation is Drakengard and Nier, by Yoko Taro. His writing is just so intricate and interesting and so damn deep, it's really beautiful. With Mortal Kombat, it's definitely been a big influence over me, as well. Unfortunately, not in the way Yoko Taro's works have effected me, but it's definitely helped me shape and write and process certain characters properly. Especially observing, I think analyzing MKs characters is really what helped me.
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(Spoilers for Aim To Be A Pokemon Master Ep1 (JN137) below the cut)
ok so i am perpetually obsessed with Anabel and thus extremely biased but like. fun little conspiracy theory. Ash is actually developing Empathy (ability to sense pokemon's emotions, and use this for knockoff telepathy with them).
I have not seen past the first episode of this series, if there’s further evidence I might return to this theory but I kinda doubt there will be any lmao. Proceed beneath the readmore if you want to see my insane ramblings (1k words).
So, let’s look at this episode real quick, shall we? First major event- Ash accidentally attacks a Beedrill nesting site, potentially angering nearby Beedrill. And like, in the vast majority of Bulbapedia’s anime entries about wild Beedrill- those things get angry all the freaking time. I’ve already seen people down in the comments of this episode talking about how they didn’t think they’d seen a wild Beedrill be calm before.
However, Ash manages to calm it nearly instantaneously- which one other character has actually pulled off before- the only canon Empath, Anabel (S9 E24, ‘Talking A Good Game’).
I just find it interesting that this scene was included in the episode, given that it has no obvious importance to the rest of the storyline, you know? Unless it was meant to draw parallels, between this episode and *checks notes* some obscure episode from the early 2000s that barely anyone remembers. *sweatdrops*
Uhhh but anyway!- next major event in the episode- the token ‘Empath’ finds an extremely powerful Pokemon, who is openly hostile to them, but calms it down by helping to care for its wounds.
In JN137, this is Ash helping Latias with a (burn?) on its wing, while in S9E24, it’s Anabel pulling out a stick from a Gyarados’s injury.
Then, the third (and most major) event is the reveal of Empathy being used as Telepathy in a battle situation. This one uh. This one I have less evidence for, but we’re just going to pretend that Ash isn’t good enough at empathy yet for the parallels to be perfect, ok? Just to stoke my own ego.
Anyway- S9E24, Anabel first uses this with her ace, Alakazam. It’s characterized by her giving orders without talking- aka, though Alakazam can’t physically hear her, he can still hear her.
In JN137, Ash is captured by Team Rocket’s ‘Supercooled Capsule’. Here, Ash’s voice is extremely muffled- to the point that even Team Rocket (1-2m away from him) can’t hear him well. Meanwhile, Pikachu is uhhh 25-40m away? Down on the forest floor. (perspective is unhelpful, here’s the best screenshot I got).
Anyway, while being extremely muffled and getting progressively further away, AND while having his back turned on Pikachu- Ash proceeds to practically whisper his command to Pikachu to aim a 10, 000 Volts at him. And Pikachu understands instantly. Like yeah, I get it, this is an anime, not everything is realistic- but doesn’t this feel at least a little sus to y’all?
(left: Ash’s whisper, right: Anabel’s Empathy)
So yeah uh. I’ve yet to watch the other episodes of this anime. But if he gets overlaid on Pikachu at any point to give commands, then Imma 100% claim Empathy my dudes.
Especially since, the next RSE episode (S9E25, ‘Second Time’s The Charm’) is partially about Anabel trying to teach Ash Empathy- with the final line of the episode being her thinking- “I guess you can’t sense feelings yet, Ash […]”. Here, please just picture me pointing commandingly at the word ‘yet’. She reckons he had potential- and maybe that potential is finally coming true.
Since we’re doing Anabel quotes right now, I’m going to throw another one at you- her response to being asked how she talks to Pokemon like that (aka while using Empathy):
“"I don't even really know how I do it. I guess its been happening ever since I was a little girl. I'd come to the forest and talk to everything. Trees, grass, the stars; and all the wild pokemon- and that's how it all started!" (S9E25)
So you know. She went into the forest. Not much of a goal. Interacted with literally everything she saw, without discrimination. Sounds kinda like the start of the episode; with Ash stopping to interact with every single wild Pokemon he sees. That’s how she developed Empathy- so maybe this is how he develops it too.
Like, this is Ash’s final series. Why start with him just wandering around looking at random mons, unless that act is something seriously important?
Finally, just to add a bit more pizzazz; this episode is about Latias and Mew. (Oak’s poem at the start is something about if you want to make a lot of friends, you need to find 151- and 151 is Mew’s Pokedex number so. Yeah.) These two just so happen to be two of 9-12 ‘Empath Pokemon’ I have currently identified.
I’m counting Empath Pokemon as anything that has a Pokedex entry that mentions its ability to sense emotions (like Anabel does). Not just influence emotions (like Milotic), or get attracted by specific emotions (like Shuppet/Togetic/Blissey), but actively sense all emotions.
Latias’s Pokedex entry mentions that it “…is highly sensitive to the emotions of people.”
Meanwhile, Mew’s Pokedex entry mentions that it “…only appears to those with a pure heart.” (this is one of my ‘debateable’ Empath mons, as like. What is a pure heart exactly. I’m guessing it needs to be able to see all emotions in someone to decide whether their heart is pure or not, but I could be wrong.)
But yeah, if this series is about him trying to acquire two Empath Pokemon… it might also be about him trying to acquire Empathy itself.
Anyway I’m gonna. I’m gonna watch the other episodes eventually. Not just yet, cos I wanna dream about a world in which this conspiracy theory is any way feasible-
(oh yeah also before anyone asks. Anabel didn’t use an Empathy Pokemon in the anime, but in the games (Emerald and USUM) her ace is either Raikou or Latios, with the latter being another Empathy Pokemon- “…it can sense the emotions of others.”.)
(oh and full Empathy Pokemon list: Latias, Latios, Ralts, Indeedee, Hatterene, Sylveon, Audino, Solrock, Finizen. Bonus: Mew (how do you determine a ‘pure heart’), Mesprit (it created emotions so surely it can sense them?? But no pokedex entries on that) and Lucario (can sense emotions but through Aura not Empathy).)
#pokeani spoilers#pokemon#pokemon theory#ash ketchum#pokemon journeys#aim to be a pokemon master#salon maiden anabel#how to make me interested in ash as a character: add vague parallels to my blorbo from 2004#anyway adios ash this is the first and last time i will ever post about you lol
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Play tag? With akito? Nah imma give up right away real quick. Like why even try? You cannot run away from him he literally run faster than mizuki while carrying tsukasa on his back 💀💀💀💀 which means that not only is he so freaking fast but also really strong af to be able to do that. Because i can imagine you are running you look back and there is nothing and the next second you look back he is right behind you and When you want to take another step, he already caught you (truly a horror game) i have a video that could describe this even better its so sad i cant send images or videos as an anon :"(
Oh also this reminds me of one my friend was talking about something similar (LMAO) like akito is super athletic and stuff so my best friend and i were reading VBS events because he couldnt play for a few months and he was like "i cant even begin to imagine how strong his kicks have to be, like it probably would hurt like HURT way too much" and we burst out laughing, the thing is in spanish we got this saying (i love it so much its so silly) that literally translated would be "one blow and it restarts your life" the joke of that saying its like basically the hit its just so strong it would not only knock you out but literally restarts your life, like it was so strong it could send you to the past or the other interpretation its that not only did the blow killed you but it sended you to your next life xDDDDDD its usually accompanied by someone else saying "one blow and I end up in kindergarten" (sorry for talking to much 😞)
As for toya... i personally think that hide and seek with him would be another horror game probably... why i think so? Idk i feel like he would be too quiet... too quiet AND stealthy like he would come out of nowhere as if he would have spawned out of thin air and be so calm about it like "ah.. there you are" and meanwhile he accidentally gave me a heart attack (truly a horror game x2) in a way this thing that my brain imagined basically made toya like kuroko from kuroko no basket xDDD (it has been a while since the last time i watched or talked about kuroko no basket... time really flies, anyway it was better than i was expecting at first and i ended up liking it a lot) once again sorry for talking to much 😞😞😞
-🦔anon
NO ITS OK DW ur literally so right tho... like akito is SO FAST its scary, I love the kicks u into ur next life tho bc he really would DHKDKSKFKSLKF- and YEAH THATS WHAT I HAD IN MIND WHILE WRITING IT like u think u got away from toya but no. he appears right behind u and tags/finds u. like WOW
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so much to say so many thoughts freaking out okay here.
1. THAT TIKTOK??? THOSE FINGERS????? JAKE COME ON WHAT ARE YOU DOING.. he is so so so selfish and disgusting jake is foul i hate him and i want him to hate fuck me.
2. those drunk dazed photos.. tumblr user drunkjaked is having a breakdown at the moment bECAUSE WHAT?BQRGRG??? THE WAY HE'S HOLDING THE GLASSS????? HIM UPSIDE DOWN???? THOSE LIPS THOSE EYES... AND THE OTHER PICTURES????? desperately need to ride / bite his thighs it's whaat he deserves and more importantly what i deserve he is just so.. ???!!!
3. (the last thing on my mind for now) a TAG????? an EMOJI?????? for ME?????? sobbing yes omg please uhm i'm sax so u can just tag me as that ALSO THE SAXOPHONE EMOJI THAT WOULD BE PERFECT THANK U FOR ASKING UR AWESOME *heart envelope emoji* *anatomical heart emoji* (i'm typing on my laptop rn :D)
1) he's just practising like the good boy he is, so that he can master the art of fingering (for future purposes of course 😔☝🏼)
2) drunk dazed era superior, jake was so out of control with his lip bites istg i loved it sm, not to mention this particular pose
3) SAX? I LOVE YOUR NAME IMMA JUST GIVE YOU THE SAXOPHONE EMOJI THEN OMG and lemme follow you real quick 😔☝🏼‼️
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Strictly Professional
Corpse Husband x Reader (Gender Neutral)
Warnings: Swearing
Genre: HUMOR, Fluff, RPF (Real Person Fic)
Summary: A slip of the tongue leads Corpse to make an unexpected confession which leads to him getting lectured by his best friend. That’s all you need to know, the rest shall unfold before your eyes.
Requested by Anon. Hi dear! Thank you so much for your lovely request! I’m so sorry it’s been so long overdue but here it finally is and I really hope you come across it and read it. If so I hope you enjoy it! Love, Vy ❤
I’ve buried my head under my arms, resting it on my desk as my ears are still violated by the hollering coming from my headset. I don’t know what in me snapped out of nowhere or what caused the slip-up, but what matters is that it happened and now I’m in some hot water. I’m practically the soup everyone in this Discord call at the moment will be eating for dinner tonight, getting a real kick at my expense - some even having the audacity to be mad at me over it - ahem, Rae, ahem - but bottom line: I won’t live this down easily.
“Hey everyone! What did I miss?“ Sykkuno, who was running late and missed this entire debacle makes an appearance. If it were any other occasion, I’d be overjoyed to hear he’s finally joining us, but his question of what he had missed renders me only able to cringe and wait for my friends’ next move.
“Sykkuno!“ Rae exclaims ecstatically, “Oh, strap in, imma tell you what you missed...“
“No, you won’t tell him, Rae.“ Toast cuts her off, sounding uncharacteristically serious, especially when taken into account how hard he was laughing just a moment ago, “This is Corpse’s tale to tell, don’t spare him the shame of telling it one more time.“
And just when I thought this fucker would prove himself to be a true friend...
“Oof, this sounds serious...“ Sykkuno says to fill the silence I purposely let linger just so I don’t give these bullies the satisfaction of hearing my embarrassment all over again even though they inevitably will.
“It is...“ I sigh with a heavy heart, hiding my face in the palm of my hand, “It’s really bad and embarrassing and...I’d rather not retell it at all let alone for a second time, but here it goes...“ I inhale as much air as I can as a method of gaining confidence before I start talking, “So you know MGK and I made a song. Yeah well, we’re gonna be making a music video for it and I asked Rae to be in it. Thing is, I wanted to ask Y/N first. Buckle up, this is where it starts going downhill: ok so I went over to their place so we could just chit chat an marathon a few movies like we usually do over the weekends but I also wanted to bring up the whole ‘hey, wanna be in my music video’ thing but didn’t know how. Mind you, we were drinking beers this whole time, might’ve had a few too many actually. Ok, we definitely had a few too many, but back on track: as I was blabbering and stumbling over my words, nervous as all hell and unable to string the simple question inside my head, all Y/N did was tilt their head and smile at me. You know, the odd thing is it was a genuine smile, not a drunken grin like you’d expect from someone on their fourth beer bottle. And then, out of the blue, they had the audacity to hit me with: ‘You’re so cute’ and I just sat there frozen for a few seconds. I mean, my reaction was on point - who wouldn’t react like that if their crush told them they found them cute. Anyway - I was like ‘what?’ and then, out of an even bluer blue, they freaking kissed me. I nearly had a heart attack damn it!“
“And he never asked them to be in the DAYWALKER music video!“ Rae clearly couldn’t hold it in any longer.
“I didn’t get the time! I was out of there in the blink of an eye!“ I bark, feeling my face heating up with embarrassment and regret. God, I should never ask how stupid I can get because I keep surprising myself in the end with just how far my stupidity goes. It’s fucking insane.
“Oh God, poor Y/N.“ Sykkuno sighs, sounding only a tiny bit as though he’s about to laugh. I appreciate his self-control honestly, the rest of these fuckers were dying laughing as though our friends and my crush kissing me and me responding like I had an allergic reaction was the best joke to ever be told.
“Poor Y/N?“ I snap a little, “What about me?“
“Yeah, poor Y/N!“ Rae backs Sykkuno up, “Poor Y/N and poor me for the missed opportunity to me in a music video for a song of one of my best friends with another one of my best friends. Corpse, you better fix this!!“
“How?!“ I’m aware I sound desperate but I seriously wanna fix it just have no idea how to go about it. I mean, if this looney group of nine people over here don’t come up with a plan no one will so not all hope for me is dead just yet. Even if we all had only one braincell we’d still be able to figure it out - I mean, ten braincells ain’t as bad as it sounds. Truth be told, Y/N’s the real brain of the group and they’d most definitely be able to help me - so fuck the irony.
“Call them.“ Sykkuno suggests so casually as though it’s a no-brainer. I’d go as far as to say his nonchalance almost made me laugh. Has he forgotten who he’s talking to?
“No way.“ I turn that down real quick, unable to even imagine the course of that phone call without cringing.
“No, Sykkuno’s right, call them right here right now. Ask them to star in the music video and then swerve the conversation to that kiss.“ Charlie’s suddenly decided to join the torturing being preformed upon me over here.
“What will I even say? I have no idea what to tell them!“ I complain, aware that I sound like a tantrum-throwing toddler but it’s really not my fault.
“Corpse. Corpse dear, listen to me, follow each word I say really carefully, ok?“ Rae asks, her voice now pitched as though she’s addressing an actual child. Yeah, that’s her well-known way of mocking me. “How about you say the actual fucking words. You know: ‘Hey Y/N, MGK and I are making a music video for DAYWALKER, wanna be in it?’“
I sigh, clearly defeated.
I pull out my phone, muttering to the crowd I’m about to speak in front of to be quiet as I put the ringing call on speaker, sweating like a pig the whole time. The room has risen in temperature and this hoodie has thickened, providing more warmth that’s more suffocating than comforting when it’s a hundred degrees outside. Or when I’m about to talk to my crush after THAT incident.
“Hello?“ Y/N’s voice on the other side rips me from my thoughts’ grasp, reminding me I’m on a mission.
“Hey Y/N, what’s up?“ I reply a little too quickly. Not giving them the time to reply with anything, I continue: “Hey Y/N, MGK and I are making a music video for DAYWALKER, wanna be in it?“
DAMN IT WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY IT WORD FOR WORD?!?!
“Oh....“ They sound confused - and rightfully so - but then regain their composure finally, “I-I’d love to. Thanks for the opportunity, Corpse. I’m so happy you’ve made it so far. I’d be honored to be in the music video.“
Ok, that’s partial relief. Now - time for the second phase of this plan
“Uh....“ and there goes my whole vocabulary out the window, “You’re welcome.“
“Cool...cool...“ they mutter awkwardly, clearly looking for a way to end the call, “Um, by the way...this is strictly professional, right?“
No! No it’s not! Of course it isn’t! I’ve been head over heels for you for a year now, damn it!
“Of course, o-of course it is. No worries.“ I reply, once again, a little too quickly. Faster than I could’ve prevented it.
“Ok cool...well, text me the details....“ They once again trail off, hoping I’ll catch the hint.
And so I succumb.
“Will do.“ I sigh, “See ya.“
“See ya.“ They reply and hang up.
I’m left there staring at my phone screen with utter self-disappointment and frustration that’s so intense I cannot even express it in any way.
The whole lobby is at a loss of words too - all nine of them astonished by my stupidity.
Fortunately though, Charlie is quick to pull himself together and speak up because God forbid Charlie ever falls speechless, then we’d be SERIOUSLY in danger.
“Corpse. You. Are. The. Biggest. Fucking. Idiot.“
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cuddles. II
Genre: fluff !! and chaos 😔 !!
Characters: Kishoshita, Narita, Kageyama, Hinata, Tsukishima, Yamaguchi
warnings: uhm.. yams’ part is a lil suggestive 😳
#7 | Hisashi Kinoshita | 木下
kinoshita !!
chile let me take a moment to breathe because he’s so underrated but idk how because this man is so pretty !! and kind !! and respectful !!
im about to bark
n e ways
he’s a lil insecure bub🥺
since he sits alot i feel like that did a little something to his confidence :((
but it also made him more aware of his surroundings and he’s very very supportive !!
when you first said you wanted to cuddle he was like
“😳 y-you wanna cuddle?”
kinda scared to at first because he doesn’t know what to do lsjfdls
so you guys started small like just leaning on each other, then laying on each others laps and then full on cuddle sessions <3
he’s so fcking cute !!
if your hair’s long, he ties it up while you’re cuddling so it doesn’t get in the way for you 🥺
if anything he’s trying to make sure you have a good time when cuddling more then himself
#8 | Kazuhito Narita | 成田
cutie !!
again, another v underrated boi, imma cri real quick
he’s literally the cutest ever
he was the first to initiate cuddles and it was so cuteee
he went in to give you a hug while you were standing in the kitchen and he was just like “i miss you :(”
he was touch-starved😭
but then he just...
didn’t let go DSFJLKDS
“kazu, baby, do you want to cuddle?”
HIS EYES LIT UP, HE GOT SO EXCITED
but then he got bashful,,, “if you want to....then i want to too... “
“dummy, i saw how excited you got, let’s go cuddle”
literally happy boi, just trailing after you to the bed to cuddle :))
holds u so tight >.<
but a comfy tight :)
#9 | Tobio Kageyama |影山
my heart goes out to kageyama this absolute baby😭
he’s so awkward because he doesn’t know how to initiate anything and the only thing he’s ever thought about is volleyball
it’s to the point where he has this weird feeling that he just wants to hold you but he doesn’t know how to ask ??
and sometimes he doesn’t know what it is either so he’ll be like, “damn, maybe if i drink some milk, this odd feeling will go away”
spoiler alert: the milk does not help 💔
heart 💔 been broke 📉 so many times ⏰ i don’t know 🤔 what to believe 💯 mama 👩❤️💋👩 said 🗣 it’s my fault 😢 it’s my fault 🤦🏻♀️i wear my heart ❤️ on my sleeve 💪
so one day you guys are just late night watching tv together and you’re both under the blanket and he’s like “damn, here’s that weird feeling again”
and he just
stares
he just stares at you because he doesn’t know how to ask because he’s scared to feel embarrassed
you feel him looking and you just turn to him like
“😳 hello?”
literally this pretty ass boy is just staring at you and you’re freaking out and he has no self realization and you’re just there, mad blushing
he gets all blushy too and looks away
SLKDFJLSDJF
“im sorry :(”
then he can’t take it anymore
he stares again 😭
“ 😳 tobio, do you need something?”
“c-can we cuddle?”
THIS CUTIE SLDKFJSDLKF
and you’re like oH, THAT’S WHY HE WAS STARING AT ME LIKE THAT
“yeah, come here”
you hold out your arms and he just goes to your arms
you’ll be laying on your back and he’s laying on your stomach
and you’ll just play with his hair and hum and he just feels so relaxed and he just takes in your scent and gets smiley sometimes
and now every time he just stares at you, you know that he wants to cuddle, its just a non-verbal agreement now fldsjsljf
bonus:
this position of cuddling with him was the first time he told you that he loved you 🥺
you were just the only person that could keep him grounded, and when he’s like that with you he just feels so at peace and he just realized out of nowhere that he fell in love with you 🥺
#10 | Hinata Shoyou | 日向
🥺 🥺 🥺 !!!
so baby !!
he can’t stop smiling when you guys are about to cuddle
like his cheeks are hurting !! and he’s still like :DD
like nishinoya, he would tickle you too but it wouldn’t go as far as a tickle fight, just a little something to get you to giggle
squeals “you’re so cuteeee” ALOT
he will squish your cheeks
honestly, at this point, you guys’ cuddles are more like both of you just laying next to each other really close face to face, some limbs intertwined and just squishing each others cheeks, tickling here and there and just tracing each others features
literally about to cry, the puppy love energy is astronomical 😭
count each others beauty marks, i just feel like that is def something that would happen one day lfkjs
silly faces !!
he compliments you all the time like “you’re so prettyy 🥺” but when you compliment him he’s like
“wait🤚 😳 , u talking about me?? 😳” will blush so hard he will blackout
he’ll have to hide his face into like the crook of your neck because he’s all blushy
#11 | Kei Tsukishima | 月島
i hate him with so much love
does that make sense
yes, it does.
will tease the HELL out of you when you show that you want to cuddle
gets all smug too😤
but tbh he just does that because he just gets wayyy too excited and his hearts all chaos
it’s his coping mechanism for being a simp 🤡
so he’ll just play with you
“oh? you wanna cuddle? hmm, i don’t know, ask me again in 5 minutes”
MF I SWEAR I WILL CLIMB U
also he gets way into that “hmmm” as if he’s thinking really hard about it SDLKJFSDLK
then you get all pouty and leave and he’s like
“IM JUST KIDDING JESUS WHERE ARE YOU GOING”
he let his simp side show 😔 r.i.p. ur pride tsukki
and you’re shocked, like where tf did tsukki go?? this ain’t him fkjsd
so you mess with him too
“oh? so you wanna cuddle with me now? hmm, i don’t know, you were kinda mean to me earlier, maybe i’ll just ask tadashi or something.”
you’re literally reaching for your car keys and walking out of your apartment and he just
*SWOOP*
this tree ass mf swooped you out of the floor over his shoulder earning a loud and embarrassing yelp from you and just carries you to bed
“you’re not going anywhere, don’t be an idiot”
puts you on top of the bed and just lays on top of you to keep you from moving anywhere
“KEI THIS IS NOT COMFORTABLE I CAN’T BREATHE”
“then stop being weird saying you’re going to cuddle other people and cuddle me already dumbass”
gets off and you guys lay comfortably together
“i hate you kei” ~in a playful manner ofc <3
“i know” *gives you a kiss on your forehead* 🥺
#12 | Tadashi Yamaguchi | 山口
i will violently *🥺* for yamaguchi any day, everyday
i love him so much he’s just so 🥺 🥺 !!
ok !!
so cuddling with yamaguchi is the softest experience any human could ever go through
he so soft ???
he’s so sweet ???
he’s so cute ???
he’s so respectful ???
im in love.
will always be asking if somethings okay, if you’re alright, if you’re comfy, if he’s doing anything wrong
but it’s never in an overbearing way, it’s more in a reassuring way !
he was def awkward the first time but he just got more comfy with you over time
but that doesn’t mean he still doesn’t get all blushy and a lil nervous on where to put his hands because he does
he just wants to know if you’re okay, he doesn’t want to accidently make you uncomfortable
but uhm....
one day...
you two were cuddling
and everything was going good, everything was just fine
in fact, he didn’t even need to ask if you were okay or comfy etc,, because he just knows what you like now and he can tell from your body language
but uhm...
you were cuddling, you were the little spoon and he was the big spoon
and you just wanted to get closer
so you nuzzled back into him
and he just
froze.
“tadashi? what’s wrong?”
“uhhhh.....”
literally his face is so red
and then...
u felt it.
you tense up too and you’re face is starting to get red and you’re like
“uhh.....is ....that...?”
yamaguchi looks like he’s about to cry lsdfkjs
“IM SORRY, I CAN’T CONTROL IT, YOU JSUT FJSDKL YOU BACKED INTO ME AND IT JSUT DID IT IM SORRY”
literally already standing up ready to run out of there
but then 😳
you just grab his wrist n you’re like
“let me help”
his v*rgin brain just short circuits like $(*#$)(#@*#*)$(@#*$)(@#$*
R.I.P. Yamaguchi Tadashi 2020
damn we already lost daichi and now we lost yams too 😔🕊️ fly high
TOBE FLYYYY HIIIIGHHHH ASE TOTHIDONARIDADE
HIKARU SUBASEYO IMA ZENBU ZENBU FLYYYYYYYY
*raw guitar riffs going WIIUM WIIUM WAUUM WAUUM WIIUM*
Part I: Daichi, Sugawara, Asahi, Nishinoya, Tanaka, Ennoshita
Part II: Kinoshita, Narita, Kageyama, Hinata, Tsukishima, Yamaguchi
Part III: Kiyoko, Yachi, Ukai Keishin, Takeda
Part IV: Saeko Tanaka, Akiteru Tsukishima, Shimada, Takinoue
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10 current favourite things about hermitcraft (in no particular order)
1) Proximity chat, first and foremost. As other people have said, it allows for more spontaneous and organic interactions on the server without faffing around with discord channels. In particular, the Hermits Helping Hermits stream yesterday was an absolutely glorious example.
2) Ren's skin having dog ears now. Plus the actual canon explanation for them being that Bdubs accidentally snipped off his actual ears and replaced them surgically during a haircut that somehow went very wrong???
3) Pinkpulse. He went from freaking out when he saw Stress turned his base pink to going all out and having his hair dyed pink and his t-shirt turned pink, like this man really had a full-on mental crisis and came out the other side like “fuck it, pink base looks really good so let’s go nuts with it” and I love that for him.
4) Scar and Bdubs’s realty business war, from fighting over clients (*cough*Xisuma*cough*) to just trying to make their office bigger than the other’s. Anyone else having flashbacks to the tallest house competition from season 6?
5) Hermits pitching in to Tango’s Among Us project and expressing their hope that it’ll be finished soon. I can’t wait to see everyone play, especially the Hermits (Xisuma, Zedaph, etc) who we haven’t seen playing the actual game ALL I WANT IS SOME ZED AMONG US CONTENT IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK
6) Grian's expansion of the barge coinciding with the potential rise of Pacific. I’m personally loving the angst potential of the season 6 Architechs being on opposite sides of a business war. Probably won’t happen (one war per season, Grian) but a writer can dream!
7) Speaking of Mumbo, I have to mention the mental breakdown he had in his last episode (18/03/21). I’m very concerned about this man and someone definitely needs to check on him, but that being said, I absolutely died laughing many times that episode. “Hearing myself talk here, I’m starting to be concerned about my mental state” ME TOO MUMBO
8) Going back a bit, I gotta mention Tango’s reaction to False’s lil Perry the Platypus. As a massive Phineas and Ferb fan, I found it hilarious, endearing, and very relatable when he almost started crying and sang the Perry the Platypus theme song. (thank you for blessing us with this False)
9) Sewer Cats getting busted. Obviously I’m sad that this storyline has come to an end (mostly bc I was living for those Grian/Impulse collabs) but whenever a storyline like this finishes, it feels weirdly liberating as well, cuz who knows what’s gonna happen next! Would anyone have seen the entire Keralis/Cleo Games storyline coming back when Grian decided to build a secret base inside Impulse’s base just to show his viewers that he can do what he wants?
10) The whole HHH stream but particularly Grian in it. Showing up halfway through the stream having done no work so far and saying “you’re welcome” when Ren thanks them for their hard work. Ren: Grian if you’re not in proper Star Wars apparel I’m gonna be upset. Grian: *pause* Imma leave real quick-. Burning diamonds just to piss people off. Acknowledging essential workers. Saying that the best thing Canada ever made was Etho (yes I’ve already made a separate post about this. no i’m not gonna stop talking about it). Admitting that he regularly has Nerf battles with his wife. “You guys shower?”
And that’s it! Hermitcraft is always so good but there’s something about it at the moment that just fills me with joy. And honestly if I was to list every single thing I love about it, I’d be here a full week.
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Before and After Rituals
a/n: hi I hope yall like Imma make this a series with the schools so mauh <3
pairings: karasuno x reader
warning: I’m pretty sure this is all clean if not feel free to say something.
summary: the boy’s before and after game things that they do with you
seijoh || nekoma || fukurodani || shiratorizawa
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Daichi Sawamura
the night before a game you always go over to his house with some meat buns and either stay for a while or spend the night
he always holds onto you in some way
it calms him down
its not anything big but it gives him a good sense of peace and quiet before chaos
after his game you always wait for him outside the gym, win or lose
he goes with his team back to the school and you meet him there too
you either go to his house or yours and one of you spends the night just to calm down his head
you always get snacks and even if he tells you to not get to much junk you always get to much and he doesn’t stop you
if he won then you talk about the next match and his thoughts on the team
he’ll also spin you around when he sees you outside the gym
idk he loves doing it
if he lost than he’ll start on things he needs to do better on and you’ll try and cheer him up with some corny jokes and kithes.
Sugawara Koshi
all the morning before the game you two are attached at the hip.
everyone is just used to you “sneaking” onto the bus to drive with them
in reality him trying and failing horribly to cover you with his jacket and coach just giving up on it
constant quiet giggles at first as you try and calm his nerves
then around the end its more quiet and serious as he focuses a little more
after the game he naps on you the whole way home
if he wins you get to listen to his rambling about some idea he had on signals he could use or a set up he wants to try
he could literally talk for hours on what he was thinking wall watching and playing its so adorable
if he loses then theres a aura of sadness in the bus and if its bad enough he’ll muffle his small sniffs into your shoulder
that hasn’t happen except for date tech and sejioh though and your happy for that
you always sleep over after the game
always
Asahi Azumane
before the game welcome to teddy bear time
noya constant teasing for a week straight since the big dork is constantly on you freaking out
normally its not to bad and a lot of it is just of how scare he is that his spikes will get blocked a lot and the comments he’s sure to receive about his looks when he gets there
when game day does come you always kiss his cheek and hold his face to tell him good luck
def earning gags from tssuki but you didn’t hear it from me
after the game its like teddy bear time x10
win or lose you get a new weighted blanket for a couple of days
if he wins its a more happy blanket yes but he’s so exhausted that he just falls asleep on you the minute you meet him at his house after they left for the bus
plus a bunch of random ‘holy crap wait i did that?!”’s to himself throughout the day
if he loses he cries a little, blaming himself for the entire thing
you always tell him that its not his fault and that he did his best
he’s honestly so pessimistic the night after and your one it telling him that he needs to remember how it feels but not let it bring him down
you bring him up with those comments and he’s so grateful for it
Nishinoya Yuu
every time the day before a game he likes to go somewhere with you
weather it be the park, the arcade, an ice cream shop
a freaking pet shop (yes you almost got a pet that day)
he finds it relaxing to see you having a nice time with him and every time he always makes sure its a place to make you smile
after the game he’s a koala on you, win or lose
the only real difference is happy koala or sad koala
happy koala is randomly kissing you and laughing, nuzzling into you while Tanaka either gags or whines about how single he feels
sad koala is sniffling into your shoulder and clinging to you even more if its possible, hes pretty quiet too so you know hes waiting until you get home to talk about everything
course after that mini pout session hes all fighting and ready to see that team again and win
either one also ends with a cuddle movie night until like 2am
also unrelated but like he’s so freaking hot when he receives so always tell him that
Tanaka Ryuunosuke
ok ok this boy omg
so before the game its MAJOR sucking up to you
literally after a while you’ll get more used to it and get what kinds of attention he wants but like at first its just a lot of complements and stares and draping
literally ennoshita is stretched so thin the week before hand by it all
no one even understands why he’s sucking up to you other than him, you (after a little), and ennoshita
he just wants you to return the energy
after the game all depends on winning or loosing
if the win he will always, without fail, kiss you like a million times all over your face when he sees you next
does not matter if its outside the gym or if its when he gets back to the school or what
every time
if they lose, well you now have a very sad puppy on your hands
mentally during a game he’s like no one you’ve never met but when he gets home and has sometime to think its all a bunch of ‘i could have done better’ and ‘i should have done better’ s
you are constantly reassuring him thats he’ll do it next time and that its not his fault
BACK RUBS ARE BIG WITH HIM AND YOU CANT TELL ME NO
but win or lose yall’s main thing is a movie and snack night
after that he’s really to go the next morning and beat up some volleyballs lol
Ennoshita Chikara
lol he’s the most chill i think
before the match he’s really calm
bb doesn’t think he’s gunna play but like he’s ready
honestly though the biggest switch is that he’s an even bigger cuddle bug than before
like he keeps it together at school but hangouts? coming over?
ha
better have gone to the bathroom before cause you’re not moving for the next couple hours
it’s like it calms him down after practice enough to think over what he needs to work on
after the game is the same no matter win or lose
every.single.time. he will always have a sit down with you to talk about what happened during the game
like quick nap, the meeting, then off to your house to go over the pros and cons on the game
he always has the moments when he thinks he’s not worth it to be put in the game but you always just ruffle his hair and tell him thats the furtherest from truth he could get
Kageyama Tobio
OH MY GOD YAY MY BOO
sorry anyways
so before a game he gets kinda quiet
normally he likes to chat about stuff that went on in practice or how hinata pissed him off that day while yall are sprawled on his couch
but he gets quiet the week before and just has that look on his face
you know the look
the ‘grumble grumble’ one
you always poke between his eyebrows and poke at him to make sure he doesn’t go to far into his thoughts
the night before its like a switch flips and hes muttering to himself like crazy on something he might be able to do with his sets
after a game is another win or lose situation
winning means you get little kid mode kageyama
literally his eyes sparkle at everything he enjoys afterward
milk
rewatching his match
anything you freaking do, all that
plus napping, a lot of napping
losing is sad to watch
he sort of goes back a few steps in the social department and goes robot mode
you both will camp out on his couch, his head buried in your lap or shoulder
if its bad enough he cries a little
you always sleep over no matter what
Hinata Shoyo
SHOYOOO
alright this boy before the game is normally fairly daily ngl
you get normal bouncy sunshine that will follow you anywhere and everywhere all the time
but the night before you get meditation mode where he sets out his game stuff and sits there for like half an hour
first time this happened you got scared for him cause he never sits still that long
NEVER
now though you just sorta hang on his bed watching him cause its cute
after the game is the biggest depending there is out of the rest
if he wins he is bouncing of the walls after a little nap
when you finally get him home he’ll have you throw the ball back and forth for like an hour before you call it and make him lay down or eat or something
if he loses its like he lost all his energy for a little while
he tries to fall asleep but cant due to a replay of something he did wrong
you always run your hand through his hair and try to calm him down
calm down as in cheer up not energy
at least until someone says something (usually tanaka) that gets him on another energy high to beat them next time
you always sleep over though it just happens so often that it became normal
Tssukishima Kei
before is fairly normal im ngl
he doesn’t do to much out of the ordinary
I like to think he’s a heck tone more affectionate in private
his before game time isn’t anything special though
he does come with you to the store to get snacks with yamaguchi more often tho so
thats something
after a game is really calm and slow
once again I think he’s a lot more affectionate in private so you lay on him while hes on his phone to calm down
half the time its calming you down since you were freaking out more than him
but same difference
this is what happens win or lose though
like if they lose and he tried he might lay on you instead but its normally just like that
honestly thinking of him being more affectionate in private just makes me fall for him ahhhhhh hate this but anyways
Tadashi Yamaguchi
this boy good lord
so before a game he literally shaking
like he was fine the whole week but the day before he’s slowly freaking out more and more
tssuki will laugh at him while your trying your best to talk him out of his up coming panic attack that might come
a good light smack on his back and a cheek kiss is good enough to get him distracted fro thinking to much though
after a game is always the same thing unless he screwed up a serve really bad
you two always go to the store and gets some snacks and them go to his house and just talk about anything ad everything
if he wins its normally about the game but when he loses you bring up random things to cheer him up
if he messed up he’ll get quiet and just lay on you for hours
but you know that if you can get something about his amazing improvement he’ll eventually brighten up
bb just wants some love (that doesn’t mean you don’t smack him upside the head when he makes fun of someone tho
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a/n: im sorry for not doing kinoshita and narita i dont know them good enough since im not that far into season four to write for them. plus i think ennoshita is oc but thats ok i think
#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu#daichi sawamura#daichi x reader#sugawara#sugawara koushi#suga x reader#sugawara x reader#asahi x reader#asahi haikyuu#nishinoya yū#noshinoya#noya x reader#tanaka ryunosuke#tanaka x reader#ennoshita chikara#ennoshita x reader#tobio kageyama#kageyama x reader#hinata shōyō#hinata x reader#tsukishima kei#tsukki x reader#yamaguchi tadashi#yamaguchi x reader
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Light of My Life
DESCRIPTION: CHARACTERS ARE NOT MINE, THEY BELONG TO THEIR RESPECTFUL OWNERS. ONLY THING THAT IS MINE IS THE PLOT
Summary: Kirishima and Y/n realize their love for each other after years of yearning
Warnings: slight nudity, some cursing, tooth-rotting fluff
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Two years.
Kirishima has been in love with you… for two whole years. Ever since he met you on the first day they had started as first years in UA. When you stood up for your new friends against the angry blonde pomeranian that is Kasuki Bakugo, then for some reason apologized for it. You were just the epitome of beauty, both inside and out, and benevolence, a fiery spark in your eye that indicates the strong will and fight that you have.
And the way you handle yourself in combat during that first training exercise with All Might? Kirishima swears that the existence of Cupid must be real because he was pretty sure it must’ve been incredibly abnormal with how fast he had fallen for you. You fought like some kind of battle goddess. And with your quirk, you might as well be.
You called your quirk “Celestial Light,” meaning you manipulate sun-, moon-, and starlight to your will. He’s seen you use the sunlight as powerful beams, to which you secretly admitted to him later that you got that move from Pokemon, forge weapons out of either light, and can now weave yourself a dazzling pair of wings along with armor as your ultimate move.
And while all these features, plus with just how stunningly beautiful you are; with your soft, shiny (h/c) hair, your (e/c) eyes that seem to make the stars in the sky lose their sparkle, those plump, soft-looking lips that stretch out into that dazzling smile that proudly shows off your pearly whites. What really reeled in his attention was all the little quirks you have.
The way you twirl a lock of your hair when you’re deep in thought; the way you chew on that kissable, plump lower lip of yours and your nose scrunches in the cutest way he’s ever seen, when you’re stuck on a difficult problem or when you don’t understand said problem; the way you always pluck out the tomatoes from your salad; how you always save your dessert for last so that, according to you, the delicious taste lingers on your tongue long after you’ve eaten it, or how you’re quick to offer some of your said dessert when a friend seems upset or sad about something; or the way you lightly sway your hips while you’re cooking to a song that’s either sounding from your phone or ringing in your head, at times humming to the tune playing, and how you tend to hum to what seems to be a pleasant daydream, if the soft smile on your face is anything to go by; as well as how you always, always make hot chocolate late at night when you have problems sleeping and how utterly adorable you look as you fight to stay awake as he fondly watches from around the corner during the times he himself has gown downstairs for something to drink as you sigh so contently when you take that first sip before clumsily making your way back up to your room. Especially when you still continue to argue with Kasuki to this day on how he treats Midoriya even though he’s mellowed a bit, Kirishima can’t help but find you so utterly adorable when your 5’7” is all up in Kasuki’s 6’5” personal space. It’s like watching a cute golden retriever puppy going up against a big bad (pomeranian) wolf.
Man, he could just go on and on. And he can go on and on and on about how hopelessly in love with you he is. Which he was subconsciously doing right now with his group of friends as he watched you happily interact with your best friend Mina and the other girls, as they undoubtedly plan their “girl’s night” tonight. Kirishima gave out another sigh, which earned him a hard smack on the back of his head within the next second.
“Ow!” Kirishima’s hand shot to the spot the angry pomeranian he calls his best friend had smacked him. He turned a questioning look over at the seething blonde next to him, looking at the bulging vein that looks ready to pop on his forehead. “What the hell was that for, Bakubro?!”
“That is the fucking twelveth time you’ve fucking sighed like that in the last 20 minutes, and I swear to fuck if I have to hear another fucking comment on how ‘beautiful’ Lamp is, Imma blow your ass all the way to Timbuktu,” Bakugou angrily spat out.
Of course, the threat of getting his ass handed to him rolled off him like water on a swan’s back. In the back of his mind, Kirishima laughed at how his friend was just all bark as he knew Bakugou wouldn’t actually beat him up that bad… probably.
Kirishima blinked, “Wait, what?”
“Yeah, bro,” Denki butted in, looking slightly annoyed as well. “You’ve been going on about ‘(L/n)’s hair looks great today’, ‘(L/n) looks so cute with her nose scrunched up when she chews her food’, ‘(L/n) looks so good in her uniform today.’ Like bro, you say she looks great in her uniform everyday, which I won’t argue, she do be looking mighty fine in a school uniform,” Denki trailed off as he leaned back in his seat as he stared at the girl in question, looking suspiciously like he’s trying to get a better view of her ass.
At that realization, Kirishima glared at the pervy, knockoff pikachu and kicked his shin hard.
Denki yelped, high-pitched and whiny as he brought up his leg, tendly rubbing the spot that was kicked. “Oooww, dude! What the hell?”
“Don’t look at her like that,” Kirishima growled, eyes glaring daggers.
Denki puts his arms up in surrender, cowarding before his suddenly intimidating friend. “Okay, okay! I’m sorry, I won’t stare at your girl again!”
Blood quickly rushed to the red-head’s cheeks, painting them a rosy color. “Wha- She’s not my girl!”
“You wouldn’t be able to tell with the way you look at her with that lovey-dovey expression on your face and how you follow her around like a lost puppy,” Sero intervened, casually leaned back in his seat with his hands behind his head, the straw from his drink dangling from his lips.
“Yeah what he said,” Denki agreed, still tenderly rubbing his injured leg.
“That’s not-” Kirishima tripped over his words. “We’re just hanging out! I do the same thing with you guys!”
“Yeah. but if ya compare how much time you spend with us vs. (L/n), you’re practically non-existent in our group hangouts,” Sero laughed at his friend’s red face that is one shade off from blending into his hair.
“Guys, com’on. I- I just-” Kirishima was waving his hands, trying to think of something to say.
“Quite making fucking stupid-ass excuses,” Bakugou butted in. “Do you like Lamp or not?” Kirishima nodded hesitantly before glancing back over to your table as if nervous that you would hear this conversation even when you were like 4 tables away in this noisy cafeteria. “Then be a fucking man, or some shit, and fucking tell her already before I pop a goddamn blood vessel from all your fucking lovey dovey shit and whinning!”
Kirishima blinked thinking about his best friend’s words. After a moment, Kirishima gave the pomeranian his usual bright grin that could blind anyone who witness, hence why Denki and Sero simutaniously brought out sunglasses and place them high on their noses, and Bakugou’s squinting. Standing up suddenly, he declared, “You’re absolutely right! I have to man up and tell her how I feel!”
The commotion of Kirishima’s declaration turned around all the heads in the cafeteria, causing the red head’s cheeks to heat up again as he became fully aware of all the pairs of eyes on his 6’4” self. After giving a hasty apology, Kirishima plops back down, leaning on the table and covering his eyes with his big hands. Unknown to him, a pair of disheartened (e/c) orbs glanced at the embarrassed red-head with a sadden longing lingering in them.
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“You’re staring at him again,” Mina, your number one best friend, noted in a singsong voice, popping another french fry in her mouth.
“What? Staring at who?” You questioned, immediately picking at your side salad, suddenly having lost interest in eating.
“Oh com’on. I saw you looking at Kirishima again.” Mina nudged you with her elbow. “Why don’t you just tell him already?”
You looked at her in confusion. “Tell him what?”
“That you’re completely and hopelessly in love with him,” she gave off a teasing lovey-dovey sigh.
Heat rushed into your cheeks. “I-...” You stuttered, going back to jabbing at your salad. “I don’t know what your talking about.”
“Oh, please gurl,” Mina scoffed. “It’s so obvious, it’s kinda painful watching. Why don’t you go talk to him?”
“What do you mean? We talk everyday, we’re best friends just like you and me,” You defended. “Besides,” You absentmindedly twirl a lock of your hair around your finger. “I doubt he’d be into someone like me. I mean, I’m not all that special.”
“Are you kidding? You’re freaking gorgeous, how could he not love you?” Mina asked.
“I just feel like, I don’t know, maybe I’m too plain for him?”
Mina rolled her dark eyes before grabbing your shoulders, and turned you around towards the other girls sitting with them.
“Gals,” she called, turning all five heads. She slung an arm over your shoulder and pointed at you. “Smash or pass?”
They all simultaneously replied, “Smash.”
“See? You are not just a plain, ol’ girl. You’re beautiful, and you’re kind, and fun. Why wouldn’t he like you?” Mina glanced at the Kirishima, watching as Kaminari and Sero poking fun at the gentle giant. She may or may not know Kirishima’s feelings about you, having picked them up a while ago.
Your blushed increased. “I don’t know. He’s just so sweet, and determined, and I just… Sometimes I feel like he’s way out of my league,” you sighed solemnly.
Mina hummed, thinking. “Well that’s too bad then. I think you guys would make such a cute couple.”
“That’s nice of you to say,” you thanked, a bittersweet smile resting on your lips. “But you heard him just now. He already has someone he likes.” You sighed, “Looks like I’m too late.”
Mina decided then and there, she was going to be both of your wingman, determined to get her two friends together by this weekend.
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Walking down into the common room later after school, with a nice blouse and a pair of skinny jeans with a purse hanging from your shoulder, you come to see the BakuSquad hanging on the couches.
“Alright Mina, I’m ready. Let’s go,” You happily say, waiting for her on the side of the sofa she and Kirishima were lounging on.
Kirishima looked up from his phone, seeing you all dressed up causing a faint blush to rise. “You look good! Where are you going?”
His compliment on your outfit causing heat to rise in your cheeks as well. “Um, Mina and I were going to head to the mall for snacks and clothes.”
“Oooh yeah about that,” Mina started, smiling sheepishly. “I can’t go with you.”
Your face fell a bit. “What? Why?”
“Some personal business came up, But hey! Why doesn’t Kirishima here go with you?” Mina nudged the giant next to her with her elbow.
Kirishima bounced onto his feet in excitement at the thought of you two alone together. “Yeah, let’s go!”
“You don’t have to Kiri, I can go by myself-”
“Nonsense!” Mina interjected. “Kirishima was just telling me he wasn’t doing anything today. Plus you’re going to be needing both an extra pair of hands and eyes if your going to be shopping for clothes.”
You looked ay her in confusion. “I mean, I suppose. But if he doesn’t want-”
“I do!” he shouted, interrupting you into a shocked silence. Clearing his throat, he continued, “Ahem, I mean… I do. I don’t mind tagging along.”
“Alright,” You smiled, your cheeks still feeling warm and butterflies swarming your stomach at being alone with your crush. “If you’re ready, we can go now.”
“Uh,” Kirishima patted his pockets. “Give me a minute to go get my keys and wallet,” he said, before full on sprinting up the staircase towards his room.
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“Here we are,” Kirishima announced, turning off the engine to his beat-up, red pickup truck.
“Thanks for coming along with me Kiri,” you smiled at him.
“It’s no problem, really. I like spending time with you.” His smile was tender and genuine.
“That’s sweet of you. I like spending time with you too,” you said, reaching for the handle of the door.
“Nuh-uh, what do you think you’re doing?” He gently grabbed your forearm, effectively stopping you from opening the door.
You quirked an eyebrow in confusion. “Opening the door to get out??”
“Nope, not while I’m around. A lady shouldn’t have to open a door when a man is with her. I’ve told you this before,” He shakes his head in mock disappointment, not effectively hiding the upturn of the corner of his mouth. “What’s wrong with you?”
He steps out of the truck, quickly rounding the truck and reaching your door to open it. “Seriously Kiri, it’s not that big of a deal,” you said, stepping out of the truck and onto the asphalt, watching as Kirishima locked the truck before walking side by side to the giant building.
“What kind of man would I be if I didn’t open the door for you,” Kirishima asked rhetorically.
You giggled at his catchphrase, or rather catchword. As you two entered the mall, you mindlessly glanced at the stores around you. “So you’re going to buy new clothes?
“Yeah, and some snacks, too, for Girl’s Night tonight.”
“Any reason for buying more clothes?”
“Um…” You started blushing again. “It’s kinda embarrassing.”
“Oh, I get it. You don’t have to share if you don’t have to,” Kirishima reassured, not wanting to make you uncomfortable.
“Thanks,” you smiled gratefully.
You two continue on your way towards the clothing stores, when a shout suddenly sounded throughout the mall and people screamed. You both looked at each other before rushing over. There was a commotion, a young man had a kid hostage in front of the store.
“Give me my son back! Please!” A woman screamed, sounding terrified.
“Mommy!” the boy cried.
“A-Alright, listen up!” the young man stuttered, his whole body trembling as he held up his fingers to the boy’s temple in a gun position. “N-nobody try anything or else this boy is gonna get it!” Everyone stayed still as they nervously listened to his commands. “Everyone here h-hand over whatever money y-you have on you, including you register boy, or else the boy’s not going to be breathing anymore!”
“Robbery, one hostage,” you whispered to Kirishima next to you.
“And his quirk still unknown. We should be cautious about this, otherwise the kid’s gonna get hurt,” Kirishima added.
“Okay so what should we do?”
“How about I sneak up behind him while you get the kid away from him,” Kirishima suggests
“Fine with me,” you agree, going over to a potted plant as to hide your purse. “Let’s go.”
Gathering a small bit of sunlight in your palm, you directed the beam to the robber’s face, not powerful to cause permanent damage to him, but enough to temporarily blind him long enough for you to get the frightened boi away from him.
As soon as the robber yelped in surprise and closing his eyes, you sprinted forward and shoved the blinded robber away from the boy to which he fell against Kirishima who held him in a restraining hold while you jumped back with the little boy in your arms to put a bit more distance just in case. As the robber struggled again Kirishima, who didn’t even budge with all the squirming, you checked over the crying boy for any signs of injury.
Just as you were about to let the boy run over to his mother, the criminal being held by the hulking tank that is Kirishima, pressed his finger gun to Kirishima’s face and a loud bang sounded as he apparently shot at the redhead, a bullet of fire hitting him in the cheek. On instinct, Kirishima activated his quirk to protect himself, but since it was so sudden, he let of of the robber out of surprise. Once he was free, the robber aimed at the boy in front of you and fired.
Without hesitation, you threw yourself over the boy to protect him. Since you handle sunlight, you can take a bit of heat, unfortunately though… your clothes couldn’t. Next thing you knew, your blouse was catching on fire. You tried patting the fire out but obviously it wasn’t working so without thinking, you ripped off your shirt and threw it on the ground, leaving you in just your red, lacy bralette.
A thud sounded from behind you, making you turn around battle-readied, only to see Kirishima with his harden fist hanging in the air and the robber out cold on the ground. “Oh,” you said, “guess you handled that.”
Kirishima gave out a nervous chuckle, a red hue on his cheeks as he looked away. “Uh, yeah…”
A sudden shiver ran down your spine, reminding you of your current state. You let out a shriek, your cheeks now on equal footing with your crush’s red hair. You tried your best to cover yourself, your cheeks getting hotter by the second. Your embarrassment growing as well, as the stupid teenage boys your age started cat whisling at you.
Kirishima couldn’t help his red cheeks when he saw you in your bra, turning his head as to respect your privacy, but as soon as he heard the cat calls, he snapped his head towards the source; a group is rowdy guys his age looking over your general direction.
Wait… were they whistling at you?!
Glancing at you he catches how you were squirming and red in the cheeks, uncomfortable.
Nope. Not happening.
Without much thought, he took off his t-shirt he was wearing, leaving him bare, and went over to hand it to you. “Here, you can use this to cover up,” he said, the heat not entirely have left his cheeks as he trained his eyes solely on your sparkling, (e/c) eyes.
“What about you?” You asked, timidly reaching the shirt.
“No worries. Let’s just cover you up first,” he smiled reassuringly.
Smiling back gratefully, you took the offered clothing and went about putting it on. Meanwhile the group of teens were practically drooling over your figure. That is until Kirishima stepped into their view, arms across his chest with a glare starring daggers and a warning directing at them, his huge hulking frame completely blocking you from their hungry eyes. Being shirtless allowed Kirishima’s hardcore muscles to be displayed in all of their glory. It seems the red head’s goal was working, considering the group all froze up at the sight of his 6’4” muscular build, with not an ounce of fat visible. It took a moment for one of them to unfreeze and quietly urge his companions to move along before the frightening stranger decided to beat them to a pulp.
Satisfied with their scampering away with their tails between their legs, Kirishima turns back around only to be met with your figure practically drowning in his t-shirt. The heat made a complete comeback to his cheeks.You looked so adorable standing there in his clothes.
Before long, the mall’s security made their way over where they took their statements and the unconscious robber and bid the two young heroes their grattitudes before moving along to wait for the police to come and take the criminal away. Once they left, the boy and his mother walked up to you two to give their thanks as well, with the boy excitedly asking for Red Riot’s and (h/n)’s autograph which you both happily gave him, along with a picture being taken. Once the boy was satisfied and proclaiming to never washing his shirt, he and his mother left.
Kirishima turned to you. “You sure you’re okay? You’re not hurt or anything?”
You gave him a reassuring smile as you walked over to the planter in which you had hid your purse. “I’m fine. The fire didn’t burn me or anything, but I might have a bruise from where it hit me. Nothing that I can’t handle.”
“Good, good,” Kirishima nervously rubbed the back of his head.
When you secured your purse over your shoulder, you grabbed his free hand and walked in the direction of the clothing store you usually shopped at. “C’mon. The sooner we get my clothes shopping started, the sooner you can have your shirt back.” Though you didn;t really want to part with his shirt. It was completely engulfing you in his scent, something musky and manly that made you swoon.
“Aw, you don’t like seeing me shirtless?” Kirishima teased.
Hell yes, you thought to yourself. You’d have to be blind or gay to not drool over his washboard abs and bulging biceps, which you were desperately trying not to do. You didn’t want to come off as a pervert but it was hard to ignore the butterflies furiously partying around in your stomach and the intense heat coming off your cheeks.
“Yes,” you whispered, hoping to God that he didn’t hear you. He did, of course, which gave both his ego and the heat in his cheeks a nice boost. Before he could comment on it, you started, “Here we are. This is where I like to buy my clothes.”
Looking up, Kirishima saw the both of you walking towards (insert favorite clothing store).
~~~~~
Mina, having been standing far enough away from you two so as not to be noticed, grinned and squealed and she happily clapped her hands and did a little happy dance. She had followed you two as to figure out how to get you and Kirishima close, but lo and behold a robber with a fire type quirk came along, albeit she hadn’t really planned for this part to happen at all, but when your shirt was set ablaze and you tore it off in a panic, she had the perfect plan.
She had walked up to the group of teens earlier all flirty and bribed them to go over and give you plently of unwanted attention for some extra cash. Though judging by their snarky appearance, she had bet it wouldn’t be too much trouble for them to start drooling all over you.
Mina did feel a bit bad, exposing you like that and making you uncomfortable, but for the sake of the personal, covert mission she assigned herself to get her two friends together, she knew it would be well worth it. Plus you had the gentle, red-headed giant with you to comfort you in your time of distress so she didn’t let it hold her back too much.
Having the group return a bit shaken from the encounter with Kirishima, one of them shakily asked the pinkette, “W-Was that good enough?”
Giving them her signature grin, Mina handed over a few yen bills as agreed upon. “Yup! Thanks for your help guys!”
Muttering a ‘no problem’, the males continued along their way, counting the money they’ve earned, undoubtedly planning on spending it on drinks or food. Mina glanced back at you two as you lead Kirishima to your favorite store, the giant red-head’s posture now screaming protectiveness over your dignity. She was well assured that her plan to give you guys he right nudge was a success, knowing that Kirishima was planning on confessing his love to you today from her little conversation with the other guys of the Bakusquad.
Satisfied with her work, the cheerful pinkette skipped her way to her favorite store as to buy the required snacks for their girl’s night that evening, confident that you wouldn’t be returning until much later that night after your date.
~~~~~
Right away, as soon as you two entered the store, you stop by a rack of clothes, excitedly sifting through the hanging clothes.
“Sooo…” Kirishima started. “Is there a specific reason why you’re getting new clothes? Or are you just getting them for the hell of it?” He asked, mindlessly lifting up a blouse, examining it and then putting it back, and that’s when he looked up. Immediately, he felt a sweat drop sliding down the side of his face at all the hungry, drooling ladies in the store shamelessly staring at his bare torso.
“Um, I guess you can say a bit of both,” you responded, checking out a blouse that seems to have caught your attention. “I accidentally burned some of my blouses when using my quirk.”
“How’d you managed that?” Kirishima found what appears to be a pink sleeping shirt that said ‘Donut Worry Be Happy’ with sprinkles all over and a donut in the middle. “Hey this is cute,” Kirishima said, showing you the shirt. He was silently begging you to get it, he knew you’d be adorable in it and he was desperate to see it in person.
You looked over to see the shirt your best friend was holding up. “Oh my god!” You squealed excitedly, taking the shirt from him. “I love this! I’m so getting this. Great find, Kiri!”
Once you turned around, Kirishima silently fist pumped in victory. “Well, anyway. You know how a magnifying glass can concentrate the sunlight and you can start fires with it? Well my quirk is kinda like that. And because of that, there has been more than one occasion where I accidentally burnt my clothes, as much I hate to admit it.”
“Oh, okay I get it,” Kirishima said.
After finding a couple more outfits, you dragged your very shirtless, very hot best friend to the dressing rooms to get his opinion on the outfits you chose. As you showed off the outfits you chose, to which Kirishima said that each one looked great on you.
You guys were started getting goofier, as time went on, you two acted as if you were in a fashion show, with you strutting around in a new outfit each time striking a new pose every minute, even going as far as fixing your hair in messy styles for each one, be it a quick, braid, bun, or ponytail.
As Kirishima patiently waited for you to step out with the next shirt, you called out. “Oh my god, I think this one is my favorite so far! I think this would great with heels though. Hey Kiri?”
“Yeah?”
“You see those heels I was eyeying earlier before we came to here?”
Looking to his left where the wall was covered with shelves and shelves of shoe boxes plus the ones on display, he sees the pair you were talking about. “The white heels, right?” He asked, already walking over to them.
“Yeah, can you see if they have (insert shoe size)?”
Mumbling the shoe size you gave him as he scanned the boxes, he spots the only size that you requested. “You are in luck, milady. There is only one left.”
“Thank you very much, my good sir,” you giggled reaching your hand out for the shoes without revealing the shirt you were wearing. “I’ll be but a moment,” you impersonated a proper tone hand and shoes disappearing behind the closed curtain again.
While Kirishima waiting idly (and trying his best to ignore the hungry stares still directed at him), he decided to ask for some dating intel in the form of small talk. “So hey, random question. Have you ever thought about dating?” Yeah, so not obvious. Way to go, Kirishima.
You paused your struggle with the second heel strap. “What kind of question is that? Of course I have.”
“Oh,” Kirishima simply said. “So, you have a crush on anyone?”
Staying in your position in front of the full-length mirror, you thought about it. Obviously, you had a big fat crush on the male just on the other side of the curtain, but was this his way of finding out if you liked anyone for himself or just out of curiosity? “Yeah… there is someone I really like, but I doubt he’s noticed me at all.”
“Oh? What’s he like?” Kirishima asked, nervous as all hell that you liked someone else.
“Well, he has spiky hair.. Gorgeous red eyes that shine like rubies… he looks intimidating as hell when you first see him, but actually nice once you get to know him… and he’s really handsome, too,” you blushed, lightly hugging yourself as you pictured Kirishima in your head.
Said male had gone quiet, his heart dropping all the way down into his stomach, the weight feeling like a bowling ball. Wait… Do… Do you have a crush on Bakugou?! “Oh… um… he-he sounds like a lucky guy,” Kirishima responded, trying to keep the tremor and disappointment out of his voice.
Dammit, am I too late? Kirishima cursed his reluctance at approaching you with his feelings.
“W-...What about you? Do you like someone?” You asked, heart hammering in your chest in anticipation to his answer.
“Yes,” he said, causing your heart to stop.
“What’s she like? She’s gotta be amazing for you to like her,” you tried to keep your voice cheery, happy that your best friend had found someone, but a whimper threatened to spill past your lips as tears gathered against your lower lashes, your bottom lip wobbly.
“She’s so amazing. She’s strong, and kind, and sweet, and she’s probably the most beautiful woman I’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing,” Kirishima gushed, a dreamy look on his face. “She does (insert hobby 1), and (insert hobby 2), and she’s so good at it. And she can make some really delicious food, though she swears up and down the road that she’s not that great of a cook, but I can’t help but love every single bite of it.”
“That’s… that’s great,” you said, unable to keep out the tear-filled tone out of your voice.
“Wait, are you crying?!” Kirishima panicked.
You sniffled, hugging yourself tighter, “No.”
Kirishima stayed quiet for a moment. And deciding to be a man and take that leap of faith, he continued, “Though, I admit, she is a little dense.”
That caught you off guard. “Huh?”
“I mean, you would think she’d at least notice a little bit how much time I spend with her,” He said, laughing out loud, partly out of nerves. “Or how no matter the hour during the night, if she came to my dorm crying, I would drop everything to make her feel better, and will do the stupidest shit just to see her smile and laugh. Or how she is literally the sunshine of my life, and with her quirk, its just makes it even more true.”
Your eyes widened. Was he talking about someone with a quirk similar to yours? No, it couldn’t be, there was no possible way he was talking about you, it must be some huge coincidence.
“Or how whenever we go stargazing with each other at night, I have never looked up at the sky, not even once, before. No star, or constellations that she makes up could ever compare to the stars in her (e/c) eyes. (Y/N)... you’re just so perfect, and I don’t know if I’ll ever be good enough for you.”
You whipped around so fast, you actually tripped over the clothes that were scattered at your feet, causing you to curse as you fell, hitting you head against the wall of the dressing room with a rather loud thud as you fell right on your bottom.
Hearing the loud, resonating thud, Kirishima panicked and went into hero mode, rushing to pull back the curtain to see if you were harmed or not. Quickly finding you on the floor, tenderly rubbing the back of your head, your expression pinched with slight pain.
“Hey, are you okay?!” Kirishima worried, kneeling down to your level with his arms outstretched as if to catch you should you fall over all of a sudden.
“Yeah, just banged my ass and head is all,” you groaned, still tenderly rubbing the sore spot, sitting up more.
“Here, let me check your head.” Before you could protest that you were perfectly fine, Kirishima gently cradled your head and tenderly pushed your head forward so he could check out the damage that had been done. You instantly shut your mouth, your cheeks blooming into a rosy color at the close proximity, smelling his natural scent coming from his bare skin. “Well, you have a slight bump but that’s about it,” he concluded, letting your head go. “But I don’t know if you’ll end up with a concussion or not.”
You shoke your head, saying in a soft voice, “I doubt it. I’ve hit my head harder on missions.”
Once he was sure enough that you would be alright, it was then that he noticed what you were wearing and he couldn’t help but blush. It was a one sleeved crop top that showed a moderate amount of clevage, the end of it reaching above your cute belly button, and it was such a nice shade of red, almost reminding him of his hair color.
“That’s uh… That’s a really nice blouse,” he complimented, suddenly flustered at how beautiful you looked along with the blouse you were currently wearing looking up at him through your hair which was hanging down, eyes big and doe like.
Completely blanking on the compliment thrown your way, you continued to stare at him in awe as you processed what he had said earlier. “…Did you mean what you said?”
“Oh, uh,” his hand shot up to rub his neck nerviously, chuckling. “Well yeah, of course. It would be pretty unmanly if I lied. And… it would be pretty unmanly for me to not tell you how I feel about you.”
“H-How you feel…?” Kirishima prayed that that sparkle in your (e/c) eyes was hope as you subconsciously leaned closer to him in anticipation.
“I’m just- I’m gonna just come out and say it,” Kirishima said, more to himself though as to encourage himself. Taking a deep breath, reached out and ever so gently held your cheek as though you were fragile and can break at any moment, and looked into those sparkling (e/c) eyes he loved so much. “I really, really like you (Y/n). For a long time now.”
Tears gathered in your eyes as a brilliantly bright smile spread across your beautiful face, rivaling the sun. “Really?”
“Yes really,” Kirishima confirmed, your bright smile bringing forth a bright grin of his own.
“Am I dreaming?” You giggled nervously, hoping to god that he wasn’t pranking you or anything. It all seemed so surreal and like a dream. “You actually like me?”
Kirishima laughed. “I’ll even go as far as say I love you.”
You leaned forward until your forehead bumped with his hard chest, clenching your fists against him. “This isn’t a dream…” you whispered happily. “You actually like me.”
“And I would be just as happy if you will have me as your man,” Kirishima muttered into your hair, bringing his arms around you in a hug.
“Yes!” You didn’t hesitate in accepting his proposal. You squealed in delight as Kirishima squeezed you tight in his arms, rocking the both of you back and forth.
Pulling away, you were blinded by his bright grin. “Let’s go to the movies!”
“What, right now?” You giggled, wiping at your tears.
“Yes! We can do a movie and dinner date! I know the food court isn’t probably the most appealing, but I want to take you on a date right now, especially in that amazing outfit you have on now,” Kirishima rambled, his excitement reminding you of a hyper puppy dog.
“Okay, let’s do it!” You couldn’t help but share his excitement, completely forgetting the fact that you had girl’s night later that evening and the reason you came to the mall was to grab snacks for it.
Right away, Kirishima helped you pick up the clothes that you were going to buy, in the process, finding and putting on his own shirt, insisting that you keep the shirt and wedge heels on for you last minute date. The both of you were practically jumping at the seams with excitement as you went up to the register. Being the gentleman that he is, Kirishima tried insisting that he pay for the clothes and heels for you, but you argued that you were perfectly capable on paying for them on your own, the two of you continued going back and forth as the cashier looked between you two as you argued who was paying as she tried her best not to laugh.
Ultimately you allowed to pay for the shirt you were currently wearing, the sleep shirt he found and the heels, but no more. As you paid the cashier for all the other clothes, you laughed at Kirishima’s grumbling, reaching up to kiss away his pout. After paying, you two had decided to stop by the theaters in the mall to choose and pay for a movie, and this time you let Kirishima pay. As you awaited for the time of the movie, you walked around sharing a pretzel as a snack as you continue doing a bit more shopping, with Kirishima also buying you a stuffed animal because what kind of man would he be if he didn’t buy you a plushie as a memento of your first date?
On your way towards the food court, you could hear Kirishima humming My Only Sunshine with a satisfied expression on his face. “Are you really humming that?” You laughed.
Kirishima grinned down at you, lacing his fingers with yours and swinging your arms. “I can’t help it if you’re the light of my life.”
#kirishima eijiro x reader#bnha eijiro kirishima#bakusquad#minor nudity#mild cursing#aged up#ua#class 1a#fem!reader
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As a black man, imma just gonna come out with it. From experience I know lots of white girls who do date black men have a period of quietly fantasising about it first before they ever act on it. No prob, that's ok. Problem is they don't use that time profitability to prepare themselves. I'm tired of white girls freaking out or not letting me fuck em hard because it's "too big". While you're busy fantasising get yourself a nice big dildo and practice for fucks sake! Don't be a disappointment to yourself or your potential new man or he gonna drop you quick. Other things you can do in that shy time before you act on your feelings include getting acquainted with hip hop, at least the motherfucking classics so you don't say something stupid and embarrass yourself. Maybe read some fucking black history. Educate yourself but don't be arrogant about it. Always assume we know more about it than you do because we fucking lived it. Hate to rant but ive dated a string of white girls who could of used this advice and gotta get it off my chest. Please share widely and save some grief.
Also, while I'm ranting, I have an issue with the aesthetic of interracial Tumblr. Not all snowbunnies are skinny blonde gym girls in bikinis! I spent my final year of college living in a New York apartment with three white girls and over the year they were all FWB with me at some time or other. We spent all winter snuggling up together on the couch, watching movies and keeping warm. Honestly best year of my life. Anyway, they were normal women, with normal bodies and being nyc they dressed in sweaters and preppy skirts and cute dungarees and shit. My point is, the porn aesthetic is very specific and not true to most of real life.
First of all, thank you very much for speaking up. I love hearing from Black men who follow the blog.
I think all of us white girls should take to heart your advice about studying Black culture and Black history. Do you have anything in particular to recommend?
And you're definitely right about the unrealistic body standards promoted by interracial Tumblr. Let's hear it for all the perfectly normal interracial couples!
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