Capsaicin cookie x male reader headcanons!
(Ngl this one is real self indulgent teehee)
To be honest, capsaicin cookie did not even realize liking other male cookies was, you know, possible?
He just never personally stopped to think about it too hard, so he just assumed all cookies HAD to like the opposite gender
(Wait till he finds out there's more than two of those, oh boy)
One of the first signs he may like you is just how quickly you two became friends, and just how he seems to gravitate towards you any chance he gets
However, when you became friends, he approached you without even entertaining the possibility of liking you
Since in his mind that's just not something that happens
Capsaicin cookie is also pretty oblivious
Not only to others but to himself as well
So he does not even realize just how close he is to you at all, both physically and emotionally
Like if you're hanging out with him he hugs you a lot, if you're watching a movie you cuddle, he's called you in the middle of the night more than once just to talk
If you compliment or reassure him in any way he gets flustered, but not really embarassed
yeah, basically everyone knows he likes you except for... well him
There is a very real chance that even you know about it
Then one day, it just sorta clicks
It wasn't anything special, just another day, you two were hangin' out, having some hotdogs in a park at night
Capsaicin cookie just stares at you. And thinks about you
That goes on for about a minute
(Cue sexuality realization speedrun)
In this moment his face is just completely red, eyes wide, mouth slightly agape, basically "holy fuck" written across his forehead
If you make eye contact with him during this he'd die on the spot 😰
After that, the night was pretty awkward
capsaicin cookie couldn't quite look at you for a while, he was also unusually quiet
And then after that he'd start being SOMEHOW even more obvious, just in a completely different way
In public he's a massive showoff, basically doing anything in his power to impress you
But i feel like in private he'd be pretty shy actually
He wouldn't be any less touchy, mind you, he'd just be a lot more embarassed about it
All of this is to say, bro is trying really hard to get you to like him back, because it doesn't matter how many hints you throw his way, his self-confidence in dating in general is pretty low
Couple that with the fact that he had no experience with male cookies whatsoever and his anxiety is increased tenfold
When you do eventually confess to him, he would probably cry honestly
Tears of joy, mind you
This whole *thing* was an emotional rollercoaster for him man
And he's just over the moon that you somehow like him back
Please remember to comfort him because he definitely is going to need it!
Expect him to pester you for
the rest of your life! (Refer to my general dating hcs for more details teehee)
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