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#so how do i show you to fuck off in a way you'll fuckin understand? yeah.
snekdood · 5 months
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if words are not enough to get a manipulative person to leave you tf alone and hit the road, wtf are ya supposed to do? maybe throw a small toy at them to send a message
#bitch i coulda been way worse dont play#if it were me now with all the self respect i have now i woulda thrown more shit ta have ya running out the door ok#idc#i mighta fucked around and thrown my shit at you ok.#i dont think you realize the distress you caused by gaslighting me about what you did to me and also trying to be just like me?#like basically cosplay as me but want me to still date you? sorry that shits fucking weird. and i tried ending it every time you got#to that point. but ya kept trying to keep me around anyways even though you knew i was uncomfortable. didnt matter what i said#you'd find a way to manipulate the situation to keep you around. so what am i supposed to do to send the message of#'GO THE FUCK AWAY I DONT TRUST YOU AND I DONT WANNA DATE SOMEONE WHOS GONNA COSPLAY AS ME'#when words arent enough? no matter how i approached it?#i tried being nice about it. but my primal self defence kicked in and told me 'this bitch needs to get tf away from us'#so how do i show you to fuck off in a way you'll fuckin understand? yeah.#i tried playing your dumb words game. i tried playing it the way you do it. for a whole fuckin year. where you use words to manipulate.#i tried to figure out what way i could order the words that would get you to finally understand. didnt matter what i said.#bc thats how you are- you think you can say whatever tf you want and if you face any consequences suddenly its the other persons#fault. i interpreted your cosplay as mocking me. deep down all you are is a bully hiding under an uwu veneer. but yall verbal bullies alway#gotta act like victims once ya get hit with something that you had plenty of fucking warnings about.#its as if you were testing me to see when i'd snap. and then when i snap you act like a victim. fuck the entire fuck off and drown in shit.#fuckin bendy from fosters home ass type bitch#vent
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ph4ngz · 1 year
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HOW THEY FUCK YOU || BLUE LOCK
w/ isagi, chigiri, bachira, rin and sae :D reo, nagi and kunigami version here <3
Isagi Yoichi fucks you with ultimate passion. He loves to see his best and beautiful girl bouncing up and down each time he forces his hard cock inside of your— no, his perfect pussy. With his forearms resting beside your head, he'll murmur sweet nothings into your open mouth as he shakes his head so that your noses touch a few times. "Let it all go..." he'll grant you a long, fiery kiss when you're about to cum just to hear and watch you gasp for air as he thumbs your pulsing clit, "you're so gorgeous when you cum on my cock, such a pretty girl". Most of the time, Isagi won't let himself cum until you're incapable of moaning anything but his name and his name only.
"C'mon baby, moan my name. Hell, fuckin' scream it if you want to. F-Fuck!" he'll pry it out of you, he always does. It's not like you can help it when he's making you feel so good, its the only name you'll ever be thinking of no matter what situation you're in.
Chigiri Hyoma fucks you with unrivalled speed. He never fails to leave you unable to form a coherent sentence, your brain turning to mush throughout your fuck sessions every single time. "Hngh, what a view," he'll moan and kiss one of your calves laid upon his shoulders whilst drilling into your sopping cunt, having your asscheeks propped up on his knees so his arms can wrap around your limp thighs. Whenever you're trying to speak, Chigiri will change pace to fuck you faster. He can't get enough of your futile attempts at speaking, revelling in the cute, long-winded whimpers that jump along with his thrusts.
"Fuuuuck... a-almost too fast for this pretty pussy to handle..." he'll stutter, leaning his warm forehead into your raised leg before the soft walls gripping at his dick begin to constrict again, opening his clenched eyes to witness you cum without warning. "One more time, atta girl. Don't pass out on me, dumbass."
Bachira Meguru fucks you with eager fascination. There's no such thing as a boring sex life with him around. Your noises and expressions are what he thrives off of, so you can forget trying to keep anything from him as he will, without a doubt, succeed in getting the reaction he wants from you. He loves getting you all embarrassed with his unpredictable antics, like the times when he'll land a swift slap upon your swollen clit right after caressing you so gently. "Mmph!" he'll bite his lip playfully at the sharp impact and grin sinfully at your bowed brows, "my, myyyy~ you liked that, didn't you?".
Bachira will treat sex like a damn guessing game, you don't understand why though, seeing as he knows you like the back of his hand. Maybe it's to show you how amazing he is in bed without sounding so egotistical. "Are you going to cum? No? A-Agh, how about now? Just kidding. Cum all over me..." he'll joke whilst relentlessly slamming his hips against your ass, observing your body jolt uncontrollably in his lap. "That's it, that's my slutty little monster."
Itoshi Rin fucks you with intense craving. He's utterly obsessed with you. You're the one segment of his life that big brother Sae cannot touch, and he likes to keep it that way. He'll never get over the sensation of security your tight, wet pussy brings forth, his loud sighs and possessive gripping at your thighs giving him away every time. Everything about your existence stokes a desire within him, making him crave that particular, heart-melting expression that Sae could never achieve. "Huh, huh..." he'll pant into your neck whilst ruthlessly humping you against the wall, "only I can make you feel like this, only me...". He'll have your entire body quivering, convulsing under his expert touch in seconds, and its when you do reach your high that he pays more attention than he would during a fucking soccer match.
Rin would rather die than not be able to see you cum for him. For him to be content, he has to etch the memory into his brain. "Good girl, good girl," he'll lovingly caress your contorting face and angle his hips perfectly, "I want you to cum s-so hard for me, so hard for me that you forget your own name." Sometimes the rewarding sight ends up being too much for his poor heart to take in, ropes of white releasing inside of you unexpectedly.
Itoshi Sae fucks you with utmost confidence. He knows damn well that nobody can have the control that he has over you. You'd do anything for him. "Now, bend over and fucking take it for me." he'll demand whilst tapping his bare cock upon your asscheek, not a single worry about your obedience faltering because... its him, of course you'll obey. When he fucks you from behind, he loves to gently grab you by the neck and pull your back into his chest. He'll praise you for your best behaviour, heavy balls thumping against your clit with his brutal thrusting. "Like a fucking champion..." with a hand brushing stray hairs away from your heated face.
Out of all the trophies he's racked up over the past, you're by far his most treasured. Sae is reminded of this once he sees your plumped lips open in a silent scream, spongy walls vice-like around his length as your release hits you like a brick. "There you go, cream on my fat cock." he'll groan into your sensitive ear, the hand around your neck coiling tighter like a deadly constricter snake.
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insxghtt · 9 months
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do you hate me? — euronymous x mean girl!reader
Maybe Euronymous liked you more than he should.
warnings: beating nazis i guess (you'll understand). mostly fluff as always.
this is a fanfic for RORY CULKIN ONLY. i don't even know the real story of mayhem really, i just watched the movie and to be honest i didn't even like it so....... idk sorry, i am in my rory culkin era and i will make it everyone's problem.
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The first time Euronymous saw you, you were not in a good mood.
Well, it was difficult to ever see you in a good mood. You came from a not so loving family, so you learned how to defend yourself from a very young age. It’s not like you chose it, you just learned that there were two types of people in the world: the ones who fight, and the ones who get hurt. It was about survival, so you did what you had to do, you built your walls and they were fucking strong.
Some people would be surprised. Euronymous was. You didn’t look very threatening, that was a fact. You liked pink, you loved makeup, you had a sweet smile. It's why he felt so confused when he first saw you walking inside his record store.
Your hair was tied in a bun, your earrings were golden, the pink shirt you were wearing ended just above your stomach, showing off your belly piercing. Your boot-cut jeans and high heels completed your look. You were definitely not fitting in. All the other people in the store were either wearing all black clothes or something dark with a weird band logo in it.
A couple boys tried to scare you as soon as you stepped in, yelling “Hail Satan!” right at your face.
Euronymous smirked, wondering how long it would take for you to realize that you walked in the wrong store.
But you weren't scared. In fact, you stared at the two boys in complete silence. For a moment, they laughed, but soon their smiles began to fade out. Something about your look, your presence and even the way you chewed your gum was fucking scary.
“The fuck you lookin’ at?”, you asked angrily and the two boys just looked away, too afraid to say anything else. “Fuckin’ assholes”, you whispered to yourself as you walked to the balcony, where Euronymous was still staring at you, but this time with surprise.
You stopped right in front of him. The look on your face was serious, and he felt the urge to say something that would make your face twist in disgust. After all, it was his favorite thing to do.
“You sure you’re in the right place, cupcake?”, he jokes.
You just ignored his question.
“Listen, I need a dark fucking mindblowing death metal album or some shit like that, what do you have?”
“This is fucking Helvete. Everything here is metal”, he laughed and leaned on the balcony.
You sighed and rolled your eyes. “Okay, mister… whatever the fuck your name is…”
“Euronymous”, he added. “My name is Euronymous.”
You felt his friends around looking at you.
“Of course it is…”, you continued, feeling impatient to leave that place. “Look, I have a brother who’s into this…”, you gestured with your hands to the records around. “...type of shit and tomorrow is his birthday. I don’t know if your brain is rational enough to notice, but this is really not my thing, so I’m gonna need some help, okay?”, you gave him a sarcastic smile.
Euronymous liked it. The attitude, the way you were not threatened by anyone there at all. Shit, he even liked the lip gloss in your lips and he was far away from being a lip gloss admirer.
And he had no idea why he liked it.
“Alright”, he nodded, not taking his eyes away from you for even a second. “So, is he really into it or is he a poser?”
You had no idea what he was talking about. “You’re asking me if he’s a satanic freak who wants to burn down churches and eat priests for breakfast?”
“Wow, she’s fast”, he said with a smile and his friends laughed.
“Yes, he is.”
“Alright”, he said, disappearing behind the balcony to grab something.
He knew exactly what you needed. That is, if your friend was not a poser, of course. He grabbed his own band’s record and showed it to you.
You stared at the record and looked back at him. “Okay…”
“It’s my band.”
“This is weird”, you whispered to yourself and the guy in front of you gave you a smirk. “Whatever, how much for it?”
“If you give me your number, it’s for free.”
“That’s not happening, but I appreciate your trying.”
You paid for it as you watched one of his weird friends putting the record in a plastic bag. Euronymous made sure to take it from his friend's hand to give it to you himself and when you grabbed the bag, you felt his fingers touching your hand.
"Freak", you whispered to yourself and he laughed as you turned away to leave.
Euronymous wouldn't say it out loud but he even found himself thinking of you after that.
The second time he saw you, you were beating the shit out of a boy outside of a bar. The boy was on the ground already wrapped up in a ball.
"Fuckin' nazi!", you yelled as you kicked the guy on the stomach one last time. 
Later, he found out that you were very good at beating the shit out of nazis.
As soon as you noticed Euronymous watching you sent him a deadly look. Euronymous would even be scared if he wasn't… well, himself. That was one thing you had in common, you two were not easily threatened.
"What do you want?", you asked.
"Nothing", he shrugged and grabbed a cigarette from his pocket, putting it between his lips.
He turned away for a second but soon he turned back to you, removing the cigarette from his lips and putting it back in his pocket. You stared at him curious to what he had to say and he thought to himself if he should really say it.
But you only live once, right?
"Can I buy you a drink?"
Euronymous felt nervous as he watched you thinking about it.
But it was only a drink, right?
So to his relief, you also shrugged and nodded.
You two walked in the bar and he did buy you not one, but two, three, four drinks. You found yourself laughing at one of his jokes at some point and you wondered if it was the alcohol or if you were actually enjoying his presence.
"So, why did you move here?", he asked with a smile. "I mean, it's not like this is a dream city."
"Well, I like it here", you said. "And also the rent is cheap."
He laughed, but didn't say anything. Then you realized he wasn't satisfied with your answer. He wanted to know why.
"I ran away", you answered honestly.
"What did you run away from?"
Maybe if it was anyone else, this would be the perfect moment for you to push them away like you always did. But it wasn't anyone, it was him. And you enjoyed talking to him.
"My family. I ran away from my family."
Euronymous nodded, knowing that there was a line that he couldn't cross yet. Of course, he could ask more. He wanted to, but more than that, he wanted you to do that by yourself.
"I get it", he said.
"Of course you do."
Euronymous looked at you, so you explained. "Look at you, all angry at the world."
"My family is pretty nice, actually."
This time you were the one feeling surprised.
"Really? So you're a family guy?", you asked. "Then why do you act like you hate everyone?"
He thought about it for a second.
"I can still hate everyone except for my family", he gave you a smirk.
You smiled. Maybe it was the alcohol or maybe it was the fact that he had those big beautiful blue eyes, but you were mesmerized by how pretty he was.
"Do you hate me?", you whispered as you got closer to his face.
Euronymous stared at your lips. You were so different from him and he, for some reason, was loving it.
"No…", he whispered back.
He didn’t kiss you that night. You turned away before he could do that, distracted by a song playing in the background. You stood up from your chair and offered him your hand, asking him to dance with you. Euronymous hated that song and if it was anyone else asking him to dance, he would immediately decline and leave. But it wasn't anyone, it was you.
So he danced with you. The first minutes he had a frown on his face, but it faded away as soon as he saw you almost tripping on your own feet. He tried to hide his laugh as he held your waist, but you knew he was enjoying this more than he wanted to assume.
Soon, you two were dancing to songs that he swore to never dance to. Euronymous knew that if any of his friends saw him like that, they would probably lose all the respect they had towards him. But then again, he asked himself if he even cared.
And the truth was that he didn’t. He didn't care about anything else other than you at that moment.
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sk3tch404 · 7 days
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Late Night Hanma Blurb
A/n: Thought abt this during an itty-bitty road trip today. Smoker Hanma does smth to the chemicals in my brain. Forgive me for any lengthy bad writing. I've had a long day and I just wanna yip yap about one of my fav crazies 🙇
CW: Hanma can give two shits about your lung health but chooses not to when he feels like it, intimidation, threats of forced drug usage, sometimes forced participation in violent activities, thoughts of lovers suicide/murder(?), and whatever other yappin I put in here.
Hanma who smokes a fuck ton and doesn't mind giving you the good ol' second-hand effects of it, but absolutely detests you doing it on your own.
He snatches the stick from your mouth and holds it up and away from you with a small grit in his teeth. Hanma glares down in some curiosity but clearly squints in irritation.
"The hell is this? Don't tell me I'm being a bad influence on you now. If I catch you with one of these again, I won't let you off the hook so easily. You got it, Y/n?"
When you retort, telling him it's no different from when he does it and it is your own choice whether he likes it or not, he merely scoffs with a tilt of his narrow head. Throwing down the cigarette, the sound of his sneaker stomping and scraping it out against the pavement echos through the air with an annoying presence. Shuji demands the rest of your stash with a looming stare that can only put you into a state of sinking discimfort.
"Come on, don't be stubborn. Ya know, if you wanna do it so bad, why don't you try the whole pack? Mine too since it's a shitload better than that cheap stuff."
Reluctant on suffocation and early lung cancer, you begrudgingly hand over your smokes to him. Hanma smacks down on the box with an evidently loud shot of noise and slides it out of your palm. He pockets it with a stretched smile as he leans down towards you.
"See, now it ain't so hard to listen."
He's still ticked off by the fact you think you can do whatever to your body without his permission, but since Shuji is so generous, he'll let you learn from your mistakes. See, he can be nice.
Don't test him though. Next time you're caught defying his selfish wishes, he's beating you down with degrading language and probably also beating whoever was involved. The convenience store employee that sold you the cigs, vape, or maybe even chewing tobacco? Yeah he's taking out his held back frustration on them. Bro is jumping over the counter and tearing their shit up.
Avoiding him because of his brutal and honest-to-God psychopathic personality? Now that's just cruel. Shuji is dragging your ass by the back of your shirt and pushes you to his motorcycle. The leopard print on the back of the bike makes you wanna barf every time you see it, but you got to keep it down if you wanna have enough energy to deal with him. He'll take you out no matter where you are at in that point of time and make you remember who he is; who you think you're messing with.
"Y/n, how many times do I have to tell you? Aim for the nose. That's easy for amateurs like you. Actually, lemme show you how to really deliver a jaw breaker-"
Yeah, he'll show you just how bad it can get with some random thugs on the street. You should be grateful with how gentle he's treating you. Instead of ending up with facial fractures, you have nice dates and thoughtful gifts. He's even teaching you a few tricks. How lucky can you get?
"I'm all done. Shit, I'm starved. Let's go grab a bite to eat, kay?"
Hanma thinks the only way you'll ever keep paying attention to him is if he keeps you and your actions in line. If you go off doing your own thing, his usually unmoving heart can't just stand there and watch you slowly leave him. Despite the negativity be brings into your life, he actually gets really fuckin anxious when he doesn't know or understand what you're doing. It's so troublesome how you make him feel. Yeah, being bored as shit is bad, but seeing you, the only thing that could ever bring him down to his knees unwillingly, slip away with nothing but disdain for him? Fuck no. He won't accept it. Shuji would rather kill you and then himself than have to bear the strange feeling of pain, or what other people call heartbreak, by his lonesome self.
Should he ever say he loves you, that would be the point of no return for the both of you. His hands have you tight in his clutches. No way out, no way back in for anyone else.
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catsnkooks · 1 year
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Imagine Paz Vizsla (or your thicc boi of choice) tied up, writhing on the bed, his cock straining up and leaking pre-cum, just BEGGING for relief, and since he's asked so so so prettily, you decide to suck him off and listen to the sounds he makes as he cums down your throat ❤️
ohhhhh thicc boi of my choice u say.......i might have to go with ghost then........
it's not often that ghost lets you tie him up during sex. usually he's the one tying you up and having his way with you--a mix of past trauma and weird military complex, no doubt.
but the times he lets himself be vulnerable around you, you take full advantage of that fact.
like right now, you have him tied up in the beautiful black ropes he usually reserved for playing with you, knots formed carefully with his instruction to bind his hands to the headboard. he looked so beautiful spread out in front of you, pale skin flushed from your teasing and hard cock leaking against his stomach.
"you look so pretty like this," you cooed, trailing a finger down his chest to grasp his cock, pumping it a few times before giving the tip a sweet kiss.
ghost groaned and writhed in his bonds, muscles straining. he could easily break free form your sloppy knotwork, but the fact that he didn't showed how much he trusted you. "fuck, c'mon birdie."
you smirked up at him, still pumping his cock torturously slow. "i know you can do better than that." you leaned forward over his chest so you were face-to-face with him. "if you want it, you're going to have to beg me for it."
ghost whined and tossed his head back. "fuckin' tease." then, with his head still turned away, he mumbled something into his bicep.
"ah, ah, what was that?" you squeezed his cock, more pre-cum leaking from it.
"fuck, please, birdie?" he wined as his hips hitched upward into your grasp.
you hummed, stroking him hard and fast, watching in glee as he whined and bucked under you. "you're gonna have to do better than that."
"oh, god, please birdie! please! please let me cum, please!"
you cooed at him as he finally broke, stopping your hand and smirking as he cried out in frustration. "that's more like it. now you'll be rewarded for being such a good boy." you pulled your hand completely away from his cock, shuffling down until you fit between his thighs and you were eye-level to his cock.
"here's your reward." you didn't wait for ghost to respond as you took his cock in your mouth in one fell swoop.
"fuck, birdie!"
you practically purred as he strained harder at the ropes at the sensation of your mouth on his cock. you hummed, watching him writhe at the vibrations it made. the taste of his salty pre-cum filled your mouth as you bobbed up and down over his cock, filling your mouth over and over again.
"oh, fuck, birdie, i'm gonna cum!"
you hummed at that, then took a deep breath and took his cock all the way down, so the tip of him touched the back of your throat. his answering shout was all the warning you got before he came, cock spurting the warm liquid inside your throat. you dutifully swallowed around it, listening to him whine as you knew he neared overstimulation if you kept that up.
you popped off of his cock, wiping you mouth before sliding back up to straddle his chest. his eyes were glazed over as he panted, mouth hanging open as you tapped his lips with a finger.
"we're not done just yet," you said, hips rising to straddle either side of his face. "you've got to give in return, understand?"
ghost moaned beneath you, eyes locked between your legs. he licked his lips in anticipation. "yes, birdie."
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perspectivestarters · 2 months
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Perspective's Sentence Starters; SOUR by Olivia Rodrigo (Part I)
BRUTAL
I want it to be, like, messy.
I'm so insecure.
I think that I'll die before I drink.
I'm so caught up in the news.
I'm so tired that I might quit my job, start a new life.
They'd all be so disappointed.
Who am I if not exploited?
I'm so sick of seventeen.
Where's my fucking teenage dream?
If someone tells me one more time "Enjoy your youth," I'm gonna cry.
I don't stick up for myself.
I'm anxious, and nothing can help.
I wish I'd done this before.
I wish people liked me more.
All I did was try my best.
This the kinda thanks I get?
They say these are the golden years.
I wish I could disappear.
God, it's brutal out here.
I feel like no one wants me.
I hate the way I'm perceived.
I'm a nervous wreck.
I love people I don't like.
I hate every song I write.
I'm not cool.
I'm not smart.
I can't even parallel park.
Just havin' a really good time.
Got a broken ego?
God, I don't even know where to start.
TRAITOR
I played dumb, but I always knew.
I always knew that you talked to her, maybe did even worse.
I kept quiet so I could keep you.
Ain't it funny how you ran to her the second that we called it quits?
Ain't it funny how you said you were friends?
It sure as hell don't look like it
You betrayed me.
I know that you'll never feel sorry.
You talked to her when we were together.
Loved you at your worst, but that didn't matter.
It took you two weeks to go off and date her.
Guess you didn't cheat, but you're still a traitor.
I know if you were true, there's no damn way that you could fall in love with somebody that quickly.
Ain't it funny?
Remember I brought her up and you told me I was paranoid?
I wish that you had thought this through before I went and fell in love with you.
Don't you dare forget about the way you betrayed me.
You gave me your word, but that didn't matter
Yeah, you're still a traitor.
DRIVERS LICENSE
I got my driver's license last week.
Just like we always talked about.
Today, I drove through the suburbs crying 'cause you weren't around
You're probably with that blonde girl who always made me doubt.
She's so much older than me.
She's everything I'm insecure about.
How could I ever love someone else?
I know we weren't perfect, but I've never felt this way for no one.
I just can't imagine how you could be so okay now that I'm gone.
Guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me.
'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street.
All my friends are tired of hearing how much I miss you.
I kinda feel sorry for them.
They'll never know you the way that I do.
I still see your face.
Can't drive past the places we used to go to.
I still fuckin' love you, babe.
I still hear your voice in the traffic.
God, I'm so blue.
1 STEP FORWARD, 3 STEPS BACK
All I did was speak normally
Somehow, I still struck a nerve.
You got me fucked up in the head.
Never doubted myself so much.
Am I pretty?
Am I fun?
I hate that I give you power over that kinda stuff
It's always one step forward and three steps back
I'm the love of your life until I make you mad.
Do you love me, want me, hate me?
I don't understand.
Maybe in some masochistic way, I kind of find it all exciting.
Which lover will I get today?
Will you walk me to the door or send me home crying?
It's back and forth.
Did I say something wrong?
Maybe this is all your fault instead.
I'd leave you, but the rollercoaster's all I've ever had.
DEJA VU
I bet she's braggin' to all her friends, sayin' you're so unique.
So when you gonna tell her that we did that, too?
She thinks it's special, but it's all reused.
That was our place, I found it first.
I made the jokes you tell to her when she's with you.
Do you get déjà vu when she’s with you?
Do you get déjà vu?
Do you call her, almost say my name?
Let's be honest, we kinda do sound the same.
I hate to think that I was just your type.
Now I bet you even tell her how you love her in between the chorus and the verse.
That was the show we talked about.
Played you the songs she's singing now when she's with you.
Don't act like we didn't do that shit, too.
You're tradin' jackets like we used to do
Everything is all reused.
Play her piano, but she doesn't know that I was the one who taught you.
A different girl now, but there's nothing new.
I know you get déjà vu
GOOD 4 U
Well, good for you, I guess you moved on really easily.
You found a new girl and it only took a couple weeks.
Remember when you said that you wanted to give me the world?
I guess that you've been workin' on yourself.
I guess that therapist I found for you, she really helped.
Now you can be a better man for your brand-new girl.
You look happy and healthy.
Not me, if you ever cared to ask
You're doin' great out there without me, baby.
God, I wish that I could do that.
I've lost my mind.
I've spent the night cryin' on the floor of my bathroom.
You're so unaffected, I really don't get it.
I guess you're gettin' everything you want.
You bought a new car and your career's really takin' off.
It's like we never even happened.
Baby, what the fuck is up with that?
It's like you never even met me.
Remember when you swore to god I was the only person who ever got you?
Well, screw that, and screw you
You will never have to hurt the way you know that I do.
Maybe I'm too emotional.
Your apathy's like a wound in salt.
Maybe you never cared at all.
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g-xix · 3 months
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wait fav sidemen duos/trios? like who do you like together on teams the most!!
AHHH LOVE THIS QUESTION!
I've never rly thought about good trios ngl, i've only ever looked at them as good duos, but nonetheless lemme give my little thoughts on SDMN's best duos n trios:
HARRY AND VIK - ofc, wroetostar, vikkshaw, it's just iconic... I mean, there's this video on YouTube which is the cutest compilation of their moments... idk, Harry's so outgoing n vibes and Vik's so down to earth and realistic - Harry's chaos rubs off on Vik and gets him out his comfort zone in such a way that Harry's constantly having a whale of a time - really lovely friendships n always shits n gigs when these two are paired up
SIMON AND TOBI - just bare wholesome - they're so cute w one another and the "buying presents" series is always such a sweet watch... Plus in this week's SDMN Sunday, Tobi for the first time showed some sorta homiesexuality which is j such always so goofy - i acc love the new genre of married YouTubers who are comfortable with now just flirting n being all homiesexual w their mates + the Tobi-Simon homiesexuality is always such a jokes watch
JJ AND JOSH - Bit of an odd one ik, but they're just so... well, odd. JJ's plain weird. He has a way with being a fuckin oddball constantly. and how do you fight fire? With fire. Josh somehow takes JJ's weirdness and ups it a level - literally shocking JJ whenever he does and actually making me love their friendship. Plus, BIG UP JJ, because him saying all that about Josh's new hair - literally saying that Josh was so hot at Vik's wedding n all that - I love the supportiveness n sheer weirdness in their friendship.
TOBI AND VIK - Wholesome, wholesome, wholesome! Gahh Tobi's always having a laugh with Vik which is a cute watch considering generally the SDMN push Vik away or aren't as jokeful with him... Good thing Tobi's always having a laugh with him though. And omds, their highlight on YouTube was in the Xmas cooking video on the SDMM channel, where Vik's drunk from Harry's enigmatic wine concoction and goes to Tobi for support, who gives him this big bear hug and laughs with him... Love these two for that &lt;3
SIMON AND ETHAN - homiesexual kings honestly. Both down for a little giggle with one another, and they're both such a strange mixture of stubborn and easy-going, they either gel together as such a funny pairing or simply argue... But when they get on and fuck around, they're honestly hilarious as a duo. I mean, the Sidemen's most watched vid of the rich v cheap holiday in Europe showed their friendship so well imo, absolute cuties.
[27/02 ADDITION] - Simon and Deji - They're j so sweet together. That Deji chuckle-y laugh that Simon always makes happen + the way Simon always finds Dej so out of pocket but hilarious... Yeah, they're ofc a fave.
AND TRIOS
Ethan, Simon n Tobi - laid back trio, literally so chill n always having best vibes with one another
Gib w anyone. - trust me on this, if you've watched the camping video or even the camping clips you'll understand that this man is JOKES. honestly, always raising spirits and getting everyone laughing bc he's just flipping ridiculous sometimes
ngl i like doing triplets but fuck i genuinely have no clue about any other good trios...
Hopefully that's a good little run through of my faves though + lmk any i've missed which you really like! :)
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What Rebecca Does
Comin' through, me hearty!
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Oops! Sorry! My name's Rebecca, by the way.
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Oi! Watch out, Rebecca By the Way. Eheheheh!
Whoops! Sorry, Uh- I don't know what to call you.
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I'm Diesel, I think you'll find!
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Sorry... Diesel I Think You'll Find! I'll be out of your way just as quick as I can.
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This might be one of my favorite things that ever happened on the show, it's so fkn funny. And I think it's probably the best, most overt example of one of Rebecca's character traits that practically everyone sleeps on.
Like, look at what happened here. Rebecca is in the way all over the place. Salty needs her to move, and she does, but she's paying attention to him instead of what's in front of her and she slams into Diesel. Which could have caused major upset since most engines don't like getting bumped, except if you're going to slam into anyone, Diesel's a good choice 'cause he does that shit for sport. He's a real son of a biff, so he don't get all precious about it.
What he does do is get obnoxious, as is his way. All imitating her and rockin' back and forth on his wheels like a rooster.
And here's what Rebecca does.
Rather than get angry, miffed, or put out like so many other engines would, she just let's it go, no biggie. After all, Diesel's laughing, right? He's not mad so why should she be? This is all in good fun! And then - then! - she flips Diesel's shit right back around on him. Takes his imitation of her and imitates his ass right back! Then gets out of his way.
And Diesel has to stop and think about this for a second 'cause this is not how this sort of altercation would have gone with anyone else. Something's happened here, something he doesn't understand. He's gotta review the minutes of the meeting, try to figure out where the discrepancy is. But eventually he's like, "You know what? Yeah! I fuckin' like that way that interaction went!"
The thing here is, it's not just that Rebecca is chill and doesn't take shit personal. It's that she takes whatever is given to her and plays along with it.
She does it again later in the same episode (on Gordon's behalf) to Flying Scotsman, taking his teasing Gordon by calling him "little" and saying that no, she thinks Gordon might be bigger, and leaves him wondering what the fuck just happened to the power balance he's used to.
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It's not a one off to "Confusion Without Delay" either. She does it in "Chucklesome Trucks" (Chuckletrucks, you might say) too by playing along with the trucks' singing and bumping, takin' all the fun out of it by not getting frustrated and frazzled by their bullshit.
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And you know what? I'm gonna throw her admiration of Daisy in "What Rebecca Does" on the pile too. Annie and Clarabel were doin' their sarcastic usual about her and Rebecca took what they were puttin' out and un-backhanded that compliment. Not that Daisy needed it, obvs, but it goes to show. Annie and Clarabel were only fortunate enough to be gone before they had to sit through it.
And to be sure, I do not think she does this on purpose. Rebecca is just Like That. She goes along to get along and it works great! I would even go so far as to say that Vicious Sodor Karma plays very well with Rebecca's Jedi Mind Tricks because when other engines try to interfere with them (like Thomas, Percy, and James in "Chucklesome Trucks" and Gordon in "Gordon and Rebecca Coming Through!"), things go badly for them.
What Rebecca actually does is take what is given to her and returns it to sender in a way that disarms others and cuts their bullshit off at the pass.
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nsfw is fine for me, it can be sfw if you want
not comfy w/ sharing my real name on here so lets just go with Lycoris
i am a computer science student in college
im 5'8, white, i have blue/gray eyes, and dark red dyed hair in a bob with bangs
i am the parental friend who will ask questions, talk to people, keep us out of trouble, volunteer for things etc UNTIL i fimd someone who i trust enough to do that for me. then its chaos. i have adhd if that helps anything lol
enfp
i play genshin, persona 5, and minecraft; i play the guitar and sometimes write music (also sing and play a couple other instruments); i like reading literature: i watch anime; i like solving puzzles and working with technology; i occasionally upload on youtube or stream on twitch (not sharing it to tumblr lol) (im also a christian but im here on a tumblr smut acc)
im a very picky eater, i swear im like a child, i dont try anything i dont already like. i am a very assertive and opinionated person so if i dont like something You Will Know. but at the same time i can keep it back to be polite (except for food im sorry i will live off of ramen until i die)
any of the adult males, fuckin surprise me
nope nothing else to add <3
lycoris x ranpo
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✧ surpriseee your silly little man is The ranpo edogawa himself
✧ you guys work so well bc you both compliment and counteract each other. you're very similar in some ways but complete opposites in others, which is. essential for relationships
✧ ranpo is a (loveable) dumbass and could definitely use your parental friend abilities, mostly when it comes to like changing lightbulbs, taking the train, doing the fucking laundry. he's so smart but so stupid pls be patient with him
✧ BUT i think he very much could step up and be that person you could trust wholeheartedly. you could let your chaos show with him he could handle it. he might match it with his own crazy tho bfdakljfk
✧ i would be SCARED to see your guys' kitchen dkfjkadsljf like oh my god. you both are the worlds pickiest eaters, and ranpo's obsession with snacks and sweets...... you would need an entire pantry shelf dedicated to just ramen and another one just for all of his candy. id get a fucking cavity just from entering the room
✧ you're slightly taller than him (2 inches) but he absolutely refuses to admit this. when he stands next to you he'll stand a bit on his tippie toes and everyone just pretends its not happening LMAO poor ranpo </3
✧ you hardcore bond over your love for puzzles and reading and problem solving. this is likely how the two of you ended up meeting and/or interacting for the first time, and is something relatively integral to your relationship. its something that both calms you down and can start fights fkjdalj;f like if you solved a poe novel first he wouldn't speak to you for like 3 days
✧ you are both . very opinionated and this can be good and bad
✧ bad in that you'd have to be very conscious about the fact that you inevitably will butt heads, and knowing the best ways for the two of you to cool off either together or individually.
✧ good because if you guys share a really strong opinion about a certain tv show or hatred for a person that is. talking material for DAYS you could both get hyperfixated on the same things and everyone at the agency is like oh jesus fucking christ. not them again
✧ you'll def find yourselves in arguments about the silliest things which isn't necessarily a bad thing sdlkjfdsjk like one morning you're bickering because ranpo was like NO YOU DEFINITELY HAVE MORE MARSHMALLOWS IN YOUR LUCKY CHARMS THAN I DO and you're like WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING A BOUT
✧ i promise i genuinely think you guys would work well together i really do fklajfkdj
✧ i dont think he really understands video games at all, like thats not his thing. but he def will sit there absolutely mesmerized as you stream.
✧ i know cockwarming where the guy is the one playing the games but why cant it be the other way around. u ride him as you play video games. why not. i said so
✧ he'd LOVE listening to you play music
✧ anyway. power couple. the two of you would drive everyone at the agency insane with your antics but they'd all love you too :)
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Can I have a commentary on whole room's cinematic, please? I think it's the first fic of yours I ever read 🥰
yes! this one is a fun one. the first moment that vanessa realises, oh no, usnavi’s kind of fuckin hot tho
so i fucking love to write pre-relationship vansnavi in general, and i always say they're a mess but to be fair to the two of them, it does acutally make sense that it takes them a long time to get together. things wouldn’t work out between them if they gave it a shot at this point, or for a long time after this. they both arrive at finally wanting to try a serious relationship with each other from different directions, and from very very far away
the way i write usnavi, he experiences attraction that starts as very much “all i want is for this person to come into the store and be cool near me while i make a fool of myself”, barely distinguishable from friendship except that he gets gigglier and blushes more. and very slowly that might develop to be primarily romantic, and sexual feelings come along much later if they show up at all. part of this is i headcanon him as demisexual, but also there are other factors, thats a commentary for another fic.
for vanessa, on the other hand, attraction starts as sexual, almost never progresses into romantic feelings at all, and half the time doesn’t even progress into friendship. she has committment issues for SURE (they both do) but so far, she also just hasn’t been interested in trying to commit. she’s been having a good time. got a few people that she sleeps with regularly, some of them just fuckbuddies and others who she might also hang out with at the club or go for a drink with and can have an enjoyable conversation with, they’re fun people for a a night out but they’re like a different category from Actual Close Friends
usnavi is someone she considers an actual friend, in a bit of a weird way - he’s not close like she’s close with nina where they hang out just the two of them a lot or call each other up for long conversations. she sees him every day at the store, and almost never outside of it. but they’ve known each other for so long, and there have been enough of these pivotal, important moments like the champagne bet, for instance, going way back through their whole lives, and she enjoys his company. he is someone who is genuinely important to her.
so. having sexual feelings about someone who she puts in that kind of friendship category is new for vanessa. and i think its alarming for her particularly because it comes with the context of the start of the fic where she’s saying that she’s looking for a change. nina’s leaving and vanessa is a bit envious - happy for nina, but it reminds her of her own restlessness and that she doesn’t want to be stuck in this place forever. but she’s got such a specific idea of her future, and of what kinds of change she wants to happen, then here comes usnavi and his arms and his hands and his taking off a hat to suddenly introduce the idea that things can change in ways she hasn’t planned for.
and that's something that does happen, when they finally end up together. i think it's a pretty big part of ITH, actually, that things can be good even when they're different or require you to move on from the current status quo or when they don't fit the plan you had in your head for them. usnavi doesn't go to the dominican republic. vanessa does move downtown but it's not the "you'll never see me again" she'd always said it'd be. it's not how they imagined these things going, but that doesn't mean it isn't good.
that's later, though. right now, having just been hit by the sexy usnavi bus with no warning, it's understandable that her first reaction to things not going to plan is to push it away before it can cause disruption. it’s complicated, and in the moment she can't quickly find a way to to fit the friendly feelings and the sex feelings together except for “relationship”, which isn’t a thing thats on the radar either for her or for usnavi. which is why she rejects nina’s accusation that she finds him attractive, whereas usually vanessa wouuld have absolutely no trouble admitting that someone is hot. she feels like she’d either have to deny the friendship part or deny the sexual part, because both together has Implication, and denying the attraction part makes more sense because they're not gonna fuck anyway, usnavi doesn't do casual sex.
i always find this kind of fic very fun as a writer who rereads my own fic quite frequently. because you can enjoy it on the level of “ohoho these fuckin idiots don’t know shit, they haven’t read all the future installments of this relationship like i have”, and the irony of seeing vanessa being so forcefully against the very IDEA that usnavi might stir up some interest in her when we KNOW where her feelings end up makes me laugh every time.
but like, it’s not just miscommunication/not telling each other their feelings for the sake of miscommunication, which (hopefully) means that they’re the kind of dumbasses that you empathise with instead of being frustrated at. there’s a logic from the characters behind the choices that they make, even if it isn't always explained. i always think that having that strong character reasoning even if only subtextual makes for better comedy. it's also fundamental to how i tackle writing fics that exist within the same series where some might lean really heavily into comic exaggeration and some very much into realistic tragedy, or even how i approach that particular mood whiplash that i feel is quite characteristic of my writing: if you can find an internal logic for the characters choices it still feels consistent as a universe, regardless of what tone you're writing in. it doesn't have to be a rigid, permanent logic, because they're hopefully growing and having arcs or whatever. but it should always, always suit who this person is at the stage of their life that you're writing them at.
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You wanna talk about Oz having a lyric that applies to him in almost every single fucking three cheers song? No let's talk about it
And I'm giving few examples here lads just few lil examples cus oh I could go on I could write for fuckin days about it let me tell you but I don't have time I ain't even analyzing it can you believe it? I cannot find the post anymore which I'll have to look into but I was already talking ab Oz and also Ed and all the lyrics that applies from mcr but now as I was saying
I left out Helena, maybe it could apply bc of how he lives the death of his mother but I ain't sure anyway
Give 'em hell kid
"if you were here I'd never have a fear, so go on live your life but I miss you more than yesterday, you're so far away so go on show me how cus I mean this more than words will ever say" Ed always being some kind of trigger into reacting and getting back on his feet but also the fucking pining every two episodes
To the end
"say goodbye to the vows you take, to the life you make, to the heart you break, and all the cyanide you drank, to the last parade, as the parties fade and the choice you made to the end" all the anger towards the betrayal of Ed after everything they went through also the cyanide could be a bit like Ed's pills yk this is more ab Ed but ya
Prison
I'd have to copy and paste the entire song. I don't think there's anything I gotta say for this one.
I'm not okay
Nothing needs to be said once again.
The ghost of you
"And I remember now, at the top of my lungs in my arms she dies (..) you are never coming home, could I? Should I?" Reference to literally three of the parental figures he lost in his arms and if you think ab it he never rlly... Goes back to his mother's house? Yk? At some point it just disappear as a space? Also "and all the wound that are ever gonna scar me and all the ghosts that are never gonna catch me if I fall" all the people he left behind and all the people that come back cus no one stays dead in Gotham and oh the scars he got plenty of those
The jetset life is gonna kill you
"until the cops come or by the last light and for the last night I lie, could I lie next to you?" DO I HAVE TO SAY MORE
Thank you for the venom
Literally the entire song "sister I'm not much s poet but a criminal" "I'm just the way the doctor made me on and on and on" "preach all you want but who's gonna save me, I keep a gun in the book you gave me" "give me all your poison and give me all your pills" "you're running after something that you'll never kill"
Hang em high
Same as venom "shotgun sinners, wide eyed jokers, got you in my sight" "don't stop if I fall and don't look back, oh baby don't stop, bury me and fade to black"
It's not a fashion statement
No further comment required.
Cemetery drive
"so I won't stop dying, won't stop lying, if you want I'll keep on crying, did you get what you deserve? Is this what you always want me for?" This is literally what he does hello
I never told you what I do for a living
"Another knife in my hands, a stain that never comes off the sheets, clean me off, I'm so dirty babe"
No cus
Can you understand how much more could be said it's fucking INSANE add to that his "disco vampire" aesthetic which is just oh so three cheers
And this is just three cheers
there's so much more, I dare to say
Not for every song of the other albums but still so much more I could say
Anyway going to bed I still have a whole month of studying disintegrates
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thedreadvampy · 2 years
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I think I'm actively changing my opinions on art with every new fucking homogenous franchise piece or needless sequel that comes out. I have spent almost 3 decades being like 'high art is bullshit it's nothing art is entertainment art is what speaks to you and there's no reason that shouldn't be mainstream or lowbrow or commercial. there's no meaningful definition of art that excludes commercial product'
but actually no there is a difference between product and art. Jesus Christ sometimes I just want to watch a piece of media that makes me FEEL THINGS that aren't 'i understood that reference' or 'this is the Sad Music bit'
when I went to see Moonlight I cried like a fucking baby in the cinema for 3/4 of the film. just sitting in the front row utterly unaware of anything else happening around me silently sobbing with my whole face dripping. it was cathartic it reached something.
oh fuckin. Tuca and Bertie. that show changed me. I didn't cry but I felt transcendentally connected to what it was saying and how it said it and it literally helped me put things in place and understand myself.
and to be clear I still think """"""low art"""""" is some of the best way to hit this. even franchises. both birds of prey and doom patrol have had a lasting emotional impact. but those seem to be so few and far between and anything that does land, that really gets to something more real than hitting the Marketable Beats and becomes popular off the back of that, gets absorbed into the template and replicated and sequeled and assimilated into the Megagenre. and however hard you try to cling to the emotional connection you made with it every new tidied up and mainstreamed version of the same fucking themes you see rattled out makes it harder to rebuild that connection.
and fandom doesn't help. fandom's always been a sort of monogenre. and fandom is so at the heart of how things are marketed. it's no different than the tie-in toy boom of the 80s and 90s. so much of film and TV just now aren't made to speak to you they're made to sell to you. just where in the 80s it was about selling merchandise, in the 2020s it's about selling fandom (where you'll buy merch but you'll also spread the word and bring people in). things are tailored to be just emotive enough and topical enough to give you fuel for angst and long conversations about how Deep it is, but vague enough and generic enough to make it an easy sandbox to play in. and nothing's ever fully resolved bc sequels but it's also never intentionally left ambiguous, it's always a sequel hook never an ending to stew on. and we've got so used to this being what media is meant to do that it's really easy to fall into the habit of treating every piece as if it's doing that even if it's trying not to.
idk I just. I hate it man I want to see films that make me feel things not just react to them. and it's always going to be a minority of media that really lands but it feels more and more not just like it's getting crowded out but also like whenever something that speaks to me does pop up it gets so genericised and overexposed and replicated that it retroactively gets worse. and that sucks I think.
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afterglow-tommylee · 2 years
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Chapter 7. Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself
Hey my dudes! 
Ok maybe I shouldn't have started with that but I'm sorta just jumping in here. Oh it's Tommy by the way. What’s up fuckers!?
Ok fuck, where do I start? I know it's a little early but I feel like I need to properly introduce myself. So, I guess you've all heard by now that Andi and I ... well I guess you can tell by now that...
We kinda have a bit of a thing for each other. Ok I'm totally fuckin' in absolute pure... fuckin' love with her man... fuck - but don't you tell her yet - I gotta tell her, and you'll see when I do... damn...
Ok, ok,  so I know what you all are thinking, who the hell does Tommy think he is taking sweet, gorgeous Andi and corrupting her...? Hahaha ok no seriously, before anyone gets their panties in a bunch - though I prefer no panties at all, or like those tiny black lacy ones that show off the ass so... ehem - Ok focus T-Bone, focus. 
I know what you all have heard about me so far, that bad boy drummer from Motley Crue, former junkie and convicted felon that married an actress, then divorced an actress then married playboy bunny, then divorced a playboy bunny - er wait no, married a playboy bunny who turned actress, had a sex tape stolen, had two babies back 2 back, then was a convicted felon, then divorced a playboy bunny - who turned actress...and has a woman practically every other week. 
Is that about right?
Well that's not true at all - the whole having a woman every other week thing I mean.  Yes I have had few women over the years but it's not at all what you think. When I'm single, it's a totally different story. It's on at that point,  but after a while I start to miss the whole relationship part y'know? Falling in love, wanting that person every single second, and feeling like you can't live without them. Fuck, do I ever miss that. 
I'm a hopeless romantic, and that will never change. I love making a woman feel like she is the only thing in the world and I mean it too. If she's havin' a bad day, I'll throw rose petals down from the front door leading up to the bedroom so that as soon as she walks in, she knows it's all about her. Ever smell rose petals while you're makin' love? With them all over you and your girls ass, fuck that's the best shit let me tell you.  When I'm in a relationship, I am faithful, trust me. I know everyone thinks I'm not but I am. 
I had no idea that I was hiring a woman manager either. I had a falling out with my previous one and so I called my lawyer to get me out of that contract and see if he could find me a new one. One that would actually understand me, one where I could trust my finances and all that shit. But let me tell you when Andi walked in that office, jeezus I thought I was going to fall off my chair. She was gorgeous! Man, she has everything in all the right places, boobs, ass, cute little lips... the darkest eyes I've ever seen and I lose myself in them everytime I look at her. Damn, I'm gettin' all excited just thinkin' about her. 
I have just one question though. How the fuck did Chris Cornell ever let her go? I mean c'mon is he fuckin' crazy or somethin'? Dude...
Anyways, I was surprised she left so quickly after that meeting. I wanted to get to know her so goddamn bad, but she like, totally ran like a bat outta hell. I mean I'm not that scary am I?
I gotta tell you I'm one lucky dude sometimes. That night at the club - a club that I actually own in fact called Venus and when I told her about it later she was all like 'why didn't you tell me that, cause now I feel bad that we bailed to go to the Whiskey' and you know me, I'll do anything to make the girl I'm with feel relaxed and comfortable -  so I was just chillin' with some of my dudes over on the far end of the club and I see her with her girl. I was like no fuckin' way! How the fuck did I end up seeing her here? I had to talk to her, I had to. There was no fuckin' way I was lettin' her  run from me again so I waited til her friend left and made my move. 
I fell hard for her, let me tell you. I fell hard and fast. Some of my most intense relationships always start that way I know, but when I have that instant connection with someone, I want to grab a hold of it and never let go.
When she told me about touring when she first started out, and just knowing what it's like to be on the road all the time, especially with like, fuckin' Pantera? what? I was like, dude this is it. This is my kinda girl. One that completley understands what this fuckin' crazy life is all about AND also keep up with those dudes? Like, how did I get so lucky? 
I swear to you, I was not intending for anything to happen that night. All I wanted was just to get to know her. Ok, ok, that's a lie. I thought about just taking her home and placing my lips all over every inch of that gorgeous body of hers a thousand times that night. 
Dude... the smell of her, the way she smiled at me, the way she tried to blow me off at the begining but was totally flirting right back... fuck... and once I kissed her it was like fireworks and lightning all at the same time. I hadn't had that feeling in so long. I got caught up in the moment and those soft sweet lips of hers, and how she was so cute and so shy leaning against my bedroom door.  It was so unexpected and that's exactly what I love about it. Pure intense chemistry and instant attraction, and I'll be damned if I ever let that go. 
So that's the intro to me so far. I don't know if Andi wants me to pop in every once and a while but I'll ask her - hey babe! Babe?!  Hello?!  - ah figures she can't hear me. Well she can take over from here then. Don't worry I'll be back.
See ya!
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Ghost Stories Starter Sentences
Starters based off of the english dub of Ghost Stories. Change pronouns as necessary! TW for swearing, drug and sex references, and mean humor.
"Run, she's a ghost AND a bitch!"
"When this bitch kicks, I'm moving to Vegas!"
"I don't care about your cat, he's probably dead."
"[blank] just showed up on the day of our mother's funeral. Our DEAD mother. Do you feel bad now?!"
"Sure! Jackass.."
"Open your books and turn to page whatever."
"Aren't any of you bastards going to help me?!"
"What the fizzity uck was that?"
"Let's fizzity uckin' find out!"
"I hope to god you're adopted."
"If it wasn't for me, your friend would be headlining in heaven."
"Hey I've got an idea! Why don't you come to the scary, isolated payphone on the bad side of town?"
"Time to go Great Santini on his ass!"
"Oh my god what the hell's happening here?! These are the fastest lips I've ever had to sync!"
"There's not enough booze in my office."
"You're an ass! Let us out, you ass!"
"Oh no, not Grand Theft Auto! What would Hillary Clinton say?"
"When are you gonna need another dramatic plot point until you decide to whip out that damn ghost book?"
"I can read! Not well, but I can read."
"It's said that if you find it, you can communicate with the spirit world! But if you order books, they really screw you on the shipping fees."
"Not get out, get saved!"
"Better get some extra napkins with yours."
"Like Jesus, it never stops working for you!"
"You smoked all of it, didn't you?!"
"Wow, that doesn't look threatening at all."
"That's so sweet! In a "you scare the hell outta me", Emily Rose kinda way!"
"The V on my sweater stands for "very big deal"!"
"Violins. Oh no!"
"She's looking straight at us, I don't think we hid very well."
"Those three to four cardboard boxes aren't gonna hold him for long!"
"Lord, reveal your salvation since I am your favorite among these heathens!"
"Deadbeat dads are not cool!"
"Hey man, if you squint it looks like a clown."
"You're here, and you are an idiot."
"Years ago, people went in there and didn't come out. Not unlike your sister."
"I know that you're gay."
"Damn, ever since Lost."
"Bless him, leaving me here alone and defenseless in a cemetery, what a guy!"
“At first I thought it was new drugs, but now I'm wondering if it was those chess club dorks.”
"From what mom says, he's a bull with a foot fetish."
"I thought meth was only bad in Oregon."
"It wasn't meth! It was another damn ghost."
"If there's a cliff on this mountain, I'm pushing both of you off it."
"In school, with adults, with dead people, I am just too popular for my own good."
"Thundercats, ho!"
"Can't tell this was a goddamn anime."
"You are shockingly hateful!"
"What movie are we ripping off again?"
"Sometimes yes means no. And sometimes you're a bitch."
"I'm going fuckin' crazy."
"Hey, maybe if they paid their FUCKIN phone bill you could call again!"
"I'm a size queen from the word go, you know what I'm sayin'?"
"I'd like to be given over to shameful lust!"
"Time to go home, load up that bong, and watch Pokemon!"
"Oh wow, I can't even comprehend how inappropriate this is."
"One day you'll understand the benefits of a good curve."
"Run! Run from yet another Japanese horror knockoff!"
"You know what I hear? I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up!"
"Why am I doing this?! It's not faithful to my character arc!"
"Butch it up and get the torches!"
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a/n: guess who watched marriage blue. ME. HAHA. that shit was so good i had to write something inspired by it.
wc: 943
pairing/s: yan!atsumu miya x f!reader
tags: cheating, non-con, unprotected sex, fingering, oral (receiving), lingerie, pussy spanking, big dick atsumu, cockwarming at the end
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your wedding dress hugged your waist, showing off all your curves just right. the veil had a nice sparkle to it, it billowed at the back of your head, complimenting your hair and face wonderfully. there were no sleeves, just long silk gloves that nearly reached your armpits and a silk, jeweled collar that completed your exposed cleavage.
atsumu knew it, you were one hell of a bride. you were everything he wanted in a woman, bright, stunning, funny, and you were hot as fuck. he wanted you the moment he laid eyes on you.
too bad someone already beat him to it.
while he wasn't known to be a patient man, he knew he could do it for you. after all, who's to say your relationship with your highschool sweetheart would last until marriage? not him, or anybody else for that matter. that was a mere fantasy not everyone had the luxury to have.
but just his luck, you stayed with your plain, boring man of a lover for the next three years until he proposed.
and you accepted.
he wonders if you only agreed to be his because he was the only one you had. it was no mystery you were more reserved than your friends and you only had him as a sex partner. of course you wanted to marry him, you just weren't aware of your other choices, better options. and he'll be damned if you made the wrong choice and leave you with regrets later on.
he was more than willing to help you.
nipping on a patch of skin just beneath your ear, his hands glided down to the wet patch on your panties. he kissed down, and down until his tongue flicked your nipple while he continued stroking your slick cunt.
"tsumu," you whined as he inserted a finger. "stop please, i won't tell anyone if you stop now so please-" your pleas were cut off with a cry that he inserted two more fingers. you were impossibly tight, he had to stretch you out just a bit so he can fit later on. he doesn't mind, hearing your sweet voice crying his name was worth it.
he wanted to pleasure you, give you the best fuck you've ever had until you forget your sorry excuse of a lover. surely you were missing out, with the way you were so responsive to his touch. he preened at the thought of ingraining himself in your head, making you think of him whenever you felt your core leak and crave for him.
"don't worry baby, your tsumu's gonna take good care of you. i'll make you feel so good, okay?"
and oh you looked so cute, whimpering underneath him. the white lingerie fit you perfectly, frills and straps that hugged your skin with white thigh highs that contrasted your skin gorgeously. it was a good thing he didn't take off the collar, gloves and of course, the veil. they completed your bride look as if he was the one you were marrying.
a man can dream, right?
spreading your legs wide open, he set aside your drenched underwear and licked a long stripe from your clenching hole to your clit.
"oh fuck please-" he fucking your cunt with his tongue, circling your bundle of nerves that's making you tear up and beg for more.
"fuuuuck, you taste so sweet baby. just like how i imagined."
he's so willing, so patient in letting you cum first because he loves you. he'll fuck right after you cum all over mouth first before he fucks you like he wants to.
"c'mon baby, give it t'me." with a sharp slap to your cunt, your gushing all over his fingers as he licks all over your folds like a starved man.
he braces himself against your entrance, rubbing his throbbing cock all over your sweet and wet cunt so you can feel just how much he wants you.
"tsumu wait-" your protests are cut short with a slow thrust if his hips against yours, dragging his thick cock on your walls. you didn't expect him to be that wide, so the burn was unbelievable. sensing your discomfort, he makes out with you to muffle your cries and reaches down to rub slow circles on your clit.
"sssshh, it'll feel better soon." and it does, with the delicious friction on your clit and his cock reaching that spot inside of you, soon your clutching on to his shoulders for dear life as his pace starts getting faster.
"ah.... that's it. gonna cum on my cock, yeah? oh fuck, i love ya so much ya don't fuckin' know how long i've waited for this."
he could feel your walls clench at his words, did you finally reciprocate his feelings? did you finally understand how deeply he felt for you?
your hips grinded to him willingly, unable to deny the pleasure he was giving you. he was treating you so well, so good, better than your fiancee has ever fucked you.
the stuttering of his hips told you he was close, and you were too.
"tsu-tsumu i-"
"ya close baby? i am too, cum on my cock princess. let me feel that pussy cum." at his words, you gripped his shoulders tighter, feeling your walls spasm as you finally came. he grunted, kissing you even harder as he too filled you up with his hot cum.
he didn't move to get off, merely relaxing in your hold as you felt your eyes flutter in exhaustion.
you wonder if you made a mistake.
but by the time you wake up, he'll make sure you'll have no regrets.
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I want to be an hucow and I want Jolyne or Jotaro to be my handler 😢
Eyyyyyyy fuckin same bro. And the daddy issues dilemma is still going on with Joot 😔 dunno if I want him to hug me, fuck me, or both.
Yeah, Jolyne would be the sweetest handler.
She wouldn't helicopter mom you, but she'd be a little nervous if you'd just end up disappearing for a bit without telling anyone.
Cause- (coughjotarocough).
If you ever DO leave suddenly and noones seen you, she'd spend hours looking for you. And she wouldn't wouldn't be mad when she found you. More relieved than anything.
It's enough to make YOU even feel bad for leaving unexpectedly.
And once you had to be branded? Poor girl was in distress. Probably more than you.
Kept near you the entire time, and gave you anything you needed.
Water? Got a bottle right here. Cuddles? C'mere.
Space? That's fine, everyone needs time to themselves for a bit.
AND WORDS👏🏽OF 👏🏽AFFIRMATION👏🏽
She practically smothered you in love.
"Love" in both ways-
And at shows? Whew.
I can't tell you how protective she is. She'd barely let others touch you. Which is uh- not the most practical.
"Let me know if you ever need anything, okay?"
You win, and she's practically bouncing off the walls. She's so excited!
If you weren't happy before, you sure should be now with Jolyne nearly singing your praises the entire ride home
Just... Don't leave her, please. Just.. Don't?
And Jolyne's not hesitant about milking you. Let's get that out the way. She's a good handler. And all good handlers know how to milk their hucows effectively.
But, if you end up being nervous or just hate being milked in general, Jolyne would have a surprising amount of patience.
She'd never force anything on you, so she'd just wait until you're nearly swollen, sore, and practically BEGGING to be milked.
And even then,, Jolyne's never rough with you. She works at a slow and firm pace to make sure you're comfortable.
If you'd ask her to speed up or be a little rougher, she'd happily oblige.
Just don't let her get too excited when breeding, cause if ol girl gets her hands on you, she won't let you go until one of you is shaking (and I've got a feeling 80% of the time it won't be her).
She will NEVER hesitate to stop if you're hurt. In fact, during your first time being with her, she'll constantly pause and ask if you're okay.
Everyone else may have a nastier opinion about Jolyne, and that's okay. No matter what, she's sweet, doting, and caring to her cow.
She'd never do anything to hurt you purposefully. She adores you.
Give this girl the world, cause I can 100% guarantee you she's trying to give it to you.
Ahhh, Jotaro, the classic Jojo
He wouldn't nearly be as sweet as Jolyne, but he's more relaxed and calm than anything.
At first glance? He's giant, and unemotional.
He looks like someone straight up pissed in his cereal every morning for every year he's been alive.
But he's chill. Most of the time, at least...
He won't hesitate to jump on your case if you got yourself into trouble, though.
He doesn't let you have your way a lot of the time if it interfered with his work.
If you don't like being milked? That's fine, but you're being milked anyways. Regardless of how difficult, it's getting done.
He would never risk his job like that just because you "don't want to". He has better things to worry about.
He's naturally rough with you. That's just how he is.
If you ask him to slow down, though, he'll understand.
He might come off as harsh or distant at first. He's quite monosyllabic sometimes, but that's just how he is.
Breeding is the one thing he allows you to control.
He thinks something so intimate should be enjoyed by both parties, and wouldn't want to take the lead all the time in concern of being too controlling.
Oh, and branding.
He's not AS nervous unless he knows you'll make a big deal out of it.
Just stay still and stay calm, and you may get some comfort afterwards.
He doesn't talk much like Jolyne, but you can just tell by the way he grips you so tight when he hugs you afterwards that he's proud you didn't make a gigantic fuss.
More of a "my hucow is so badass they can bear scalding hot metal to their skin and not even flinch" kinda hug.
And as you get closer? He becomes easier to read.
At shows, he's practically beaming with pride if you win. In his usual Jotaro frown.
Though, he has a BIG superiority complex to the other handlers.
My cow is a God and yours are plain cattle is his mentality.
And while he doesn't care to show it, you can definitely tell he thinks it by the way he treats you compared to the other livestock.
Whether 3, 4, 5, or 6 is taking care of you, trust they wouldn't give you anything short of their best.
(In typical Jotaro fashion)
Shush I'm bored.
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