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please can you write something cute and christmas-y for shayne? it doesn’t have to be super extensive i just need my festive boyfriend pretty pls <3
okay this is so small and short but I needed to write something as soon as I saw this <3 I'm so down to write more holiday themed stuff if y'all want 👀
333 words (weird) enjoy mwah xx
The soft sound of crackling wood played lightly from the television speakers as you sunk further into the couch, the scratch of a record catching your attention for a moment before old Christmas tunes began playing. Your faux fire on the screen and the soft, twinkling white lights of your Christmas tree were keeping the room dimly lit; the smell of a previously lit cinnamon candle floated through the air.
Shayne hummed along quietly as he shuffled into the living room, his feet padded with matching, fluffy socks. A small tray with two mugs of hot chocolate is sat before you, a grin spreading across your face.
"I think this might be some of the last 'My Favorite Hot Cocoa' there is..." Shayne chuckled as he grabbed his book from the table before letting himself fall on to the cushions beside you.
You had the mug poised to your lips, furrowing your brow as he spoke. After a moment of thought, you lower the mug, speaking quietly.
"ls it expired?" You try to stifle a small laugh as Shayne waves his hand dismissively, shrugging his shoulders.
"Do you think hot chocolate mix expires? I think it's a moral thing." You couldn't hold in your sigh, grinning into your mug as you give in, finally tasting it.
"It tastes fine... pretty good, so I think we're okay." You set your mug down as Shayne settles into your side, letting his head rest on your shoulder as he shook a bit with laughter.
"lan can give me food poisoning, he gave Anthony COVID." Shayne grinned into his mug, earning a playful shove from you.
"Not the Christmas bonus you had in mind?" He continued, glancing up to you. You shook your head softly, rolling your eyes playfully.
Shayne is quick to lean up, pressing his lips softly to yours, a smile across his face when he pulls away.
"I think it tastes really good..." He spoke softly, his hand cupping your cheek gently.
#i love shayne sm#i wanna put that boy into every hallmark ass holiday cliche#hes built for it idk#shayne topp#shayne topp blurb#shayne topp imagine#smosh#smosh imagine#shayne#shayne topp x reader#anon#request
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your smosh writing gives me life! if you have time please write something for courtney, i don’t mind if it’s a blurb or a fic or additional headcanons i just love them
Kiss the Nurse || Courtney Miller x reader
⋆୨୧˚ masterlist • smosh masterlist • sick!courtney miller x reader ⋆୨୧˚
summary: courtney takes care of you when you’re sick and is rewarded with a kiss from their patient
word count: 0.6k
warnings: mild sick fic
a/n: tysm for the request babes, this idea just kind of came to me and I hope you enjoy this…blurb? oneshot? it seems to long for the former but to short for the latter. im so bad at fic categories but i did some digging and I think this qualifies as a ficlet? anyways enjoy !!🍒💌
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“I’m going to have to check your temperature.”
You groaned, slouching farther down on the couch and pulling your blanket up tighter around you. Well, blankets. Between the blankets atop you and the pillows behind your head, you probably could have made several bed sets.
Courtney stood over you, thermometer in hand, with an impatient expression on their face.
“Can you at least drink some liquids then?” They asked you, stepping closer to the edge of the couch.
You pulled the blanket nearest to your hands up over your head.
“No,” you mumbled.
They rolled their eyes at you, smiling at your stubbornness. “Something to eat?”
You didn’t answer them. Maybe you would get lucky and they would just think that you had simply fallen asleep.
“Kiss me?”
That got your attention. You peeked your head out of your blanket fortress. Courtney was smiling at you, proud to have got a reaction at least.
“Courtney, I’m sick remember?” You gestured to the tissues littering the floor next to you. In all likelihood, Courtney was probably doomed already as she’d spent all day playing nurse to you.
“No, really? I forgot,” they said, looking at you and grinning. “It’s not as if you’ve been laying here for the past 3 days.”
You coughed. “Two. Two days.”
“And haven’t I been a good nurse for those thr—two days?” They teased.
You smiled, you couldn’t help it. “I’ve had better.”
They clutched their chest in mock offense.
“Now I definitely need a kiss, just for that,” Courtney pouted.
For all your teasing, Courtney had taken good care of you. They’d never left your side since you’d said you didn’t feel good. Getting you anything you needed and sitting up with you into the wee hours of the night. You didn’t know what you would have done without her.
“Court—”
“You look really pretty when you’re sick,” they tried, batting their eyelashes at you.
“You’re impossible,” you said.
Courtney raised an eyebrow, “Haven’t you ever heard of kiss the nurse?”
“It’s kiss the cook, Court. And I don’t want you to get sick.”
“Maybe I don’t care,” they sat down on the edge of the couch next to you, and you scooted your body towards them. Courtney reached towards you and felt your forehead with the back of their hand, taking the thermometer to your brow.
��Was this just to get me to let you take my temperature?” You asked them, outrage in your tone but in reality you didn’t care. You wanted them close to you.
“Maybe,” they said. “And also this.”
Courtney leaned forwards and kissed you softly, their hair brushing your cheek as they shifted so their body was hovering over yours…all of which was definitely not helping with your temperature, if you did have a fever. Which you wouldn’t know. Because they’d never told you, you realized, looking at the thermometer discarded on the couch next to Courtney as they pulled away from you and brushed a strand of your hair away from your face, stroking your cheek.
“Feeling better?” They breathed.
“Maybe a little,” you smiled, your fingers dancing over their free hand. You leaned towards Courtney, bringing your lips to theirs and kissing them as they had you.
“Thought you didn’t want to kiss me?” They teased
“S’pose, you deserve it, for taking care of me,” You said. “Thank you.”
“Anything for my favorite patient,” they said, beaming back at you and kissing you again, all attempts at trying to get you to eat or drink something long since forgotten.
Some nurse, you thought as you kissed them back.
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ˋ°•*⁀➷ hope you enjoyed this short little fic!! thank you so much for the request <3🎀
#courtney miller x reader#courtney miller#smosh#smosh x reader#smosh imagine#blurb#fanfiction#reader insert#fanfic#x reader#smosh fanfiction#smosh pit#smosh squad#ficlet
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You Make It Easy
This is really similar to a blurb I saw last night but I wrote this early yesterday so….
The day you and Ang decided to tell the cast and crew at Smosh, you knew she was going to sneak it into every shoot. Really just to fuck with you. She knew if she played her cards right she could win any game, get you to laugh, blush, forget what you were saying, and you saw it in her eyes. It became a thing. People at work knew it was happening.
"You guys really waited for me, and then just took me out!" Angela waved her cast around for emphasis, the whole table laughing at how fast she lost UNO. "AG at least, we waited?" You and Courtney both puppy dog eyes at her, Arasha staring at Angela, waiting for her next move. Keith was already on it, "This is the part where Angela flirts with Y/n, she blushes, and everyone laughs at Angela's joke." Keith deadpanning at the camera. Angela was offended at Kieth exposing her newest bit like that. She went from feral guinea pig to cool as hell when she started flirting with you on camera. "Hey now!" Courtney slapped the table, "It's cute! Okay? Y/n absolutely melts and Angela gets that dopey look in her eyes!" Everyone laughed and moved on. What no one saw was Angela asking Keith if she should stop or tone it down for the sake of everyone. Keith hugged her, "Angela if I had an issue with your comedy I would come to you about." High fived her good hand and winked at her.
This time, it wasn't so sweet, it was alright hilarious. Angela was sitting on a stool along with Courtney, Ian, Chanse, and Amanda. You were waiting for your turn trying to think of literally anything, "Y/n! You're up!" Kiana called from behind the cameras. "Fuck it." You grabbed the first prop you could and walked out. You looked down at your hand to find Angela's phone, why was it on the prop rack? Great question! Your eyes went wide and you knew exactly what to do. You opened the camera and squatted awkwardly, filming them on the stools, "Wait could you do that again? It was really funny! I wanna put it on my Instagram story!" You moved closer to her, almost in her face. Courtney spitting. Angela held it in by avoiding eye contact but the second your eyes met, she lost it. Water flying directly onto your shirt, pants, hair, and her phone, "AG! You fucking spit on me!"
There was a beat, you swear you heard The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly playing. You saw the gears turn in her head, she made direct eye contact and said, "You act like it's the first time." Dead serious, straight face, and just stares at you as everyone loses it. Ian, Chanse, and Amanda all spit. The cast in the back comes walking out dying. Shayne is off-camera screaming. Your face goes bright red, your brain short-circuiting not knowing to laugh, run, or shoot back at her. You eventually give up, finally breaking eye contact and chuckling loudly. Your ribs hurt from laughter. Angela just sits on her stool, smug as hell.
After the shoot, Amanda walks up to the couch you were lying on giving you the cool mom look. You hid your face with your hands feeling very shy about Amanda knowing your sex life. She has such mother energy to her that just, made you feel so nervous about this. "Now, Y/n. I learned something very interesting about you today." She sat down at your feet. From behind your hands, you responded, "Yep." She tapped the back of your hand, "I can't hear you." She was fully accepting the bit at this point, trying anything to get you to take a deep breath. You moved your hands finally seeing the mom look she was wearing and laughed loudly. Amanda relaxed her posture and uncrossed her legs, fully becoming Amanda again. "No seriously how are you feeling?" She grabbed your ankle, "Angela is somewhere freaking out that she crossed a line with you and HR." Your heart dropped and you sat up, "Where is she?" You were on your feet Amanda following behind you as you walked.
Checking room after room, closet after closet until you finally found her outside sitting against the building. Amanda stayed inside but stood by the door. Angela saw you approaching and used her hand to brush away the dirt from the ground beside her. You smiled sadly at the action and plopped down beside her. Pulling her head onto your shoulder and hand into yours. She sniffled from your shoulder, "I'm sorry." You kissed her temple, "You don't need to be. It was funny. If it was an issue I would've lost it and silent laughed." She hummed. You rubbed her hand with your thumb, "And no one from HR or Ian or Zoe is looking for you. They would've said something during the shoot." She sighed, "Yeah. I just take things too far sometimes." You squeezed her hand, "You're in your head love. Everyone takes things too far once in a while, we're human. I wouldn't say it's something you do. You don't have to think that about yourself." She sniffled. There was a comforting silence.
After a few minutes, Amanda stuck her head out the door, "Hey, I don't want to interrupt but they're ready when we are. Kiana said no rush." You smiled and thanked her. She nodded and gave you the 'how is she look?', you smiled and mouthed 'she's okay'. She closed the door and went to grab both of your phones, water bottles, and a snack for Angela. Anglea picked her head up and looked at you. She took in the warmth of your gaze, how your hair was slightly moving with the wind, and how radiant you are. "Thank you for always knowing what to say." You smiled wide, "You never have to thank me, you make it easy." She pressed a sweet kiss to your lips and gave a look so full of love she didn't have to say it. "I love you too."
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Posting Update
I have 4 or 5 different series (one in progress) and a bunch of oneshots planned. As I said in an earlier post, I don't want to start uploading until I have a lot of those written so that I can have a real posting schedule and not leave people hanging for weeks.
I know me, I know my free time, and I know how long it takes for me to write something that's detailed like these stories will be. And I realized that I can't guarantee I'll start posting until August.
So today I decided to spend the next week writing a bunch of quick little blurbs and set those to go up in the meantime! I have 8 One Direction stories that will post on Mondays starting June 3, and 8 Smosh stories that will post on Thursdays.
Here's the schedule!
My hope is that I'll have finished nearly all the long stories by the end of July and will start posting those. I'll be doing 2 series as a time, one uploading Sundays and one on Fridays, and oneshots will be on Wednesdays!
#smosh fanfiction#ian hecox x reader#spencer agnew x reader#damien haas x reader#one direction x reader#one direction fanfiction#harry styles x reader#louis tomlinson x reader#zayn malik x reader#niall horan x reader#liam payne x reader
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have you ever considered writing for courtney? no pressure of course but i love your writing and i think the fluffiness would fit them so well <3
I haven't! I've been getting some requests for Court and for Spencer, though, so I might try to write something for them in the near future, even if it's just a drabble or a blurb here and there.
For now, I have so many requests piled up for Shayne and Damien, though, so it would probably be a while before I ever actually gave writing for any of the other Smosh cast or crew a shot!
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Where's Anthony? Blurb
A/N: I am on a smosh binge rn. I have a huge thing for Anthony and Damian again. Short little blurb.
Warnings?: Light spicy, no smut...unless you want there to be ;)
Maybe I'm delusional. Maybe it's the close proximity. But I could have swore there was a light zap when he puts his hands on my waist to "move around me".
Anthony started getting comfortable with everyone here at smosh since coming back. He started coming with us out partying or coming to game nights. There were always heavy tension between us. Our humor with each other was light bullying maybe some more sexual innuendos. There would be light touches, lingering stares while in group conversation, and the occasional steamy text conversation. It all culminated during his "Can I Guess Who Slapped Me?" video.
It was my turn to slap Anthony. He had guessed Tommy was me a few people early on account of how soft his hands were.
"Mmm okay. To guess who this is can I choke you?" Anthony asked, his arm stretched out. I turn bright red and look at the camera. I can hear Shayne behind me let out a "Oh my fucking god" I nod my hair and they inform him that I say yes. I hold onto his wrist and guide his hand to my neck. I nearly let out a gasp when I fell his finger curl around my pulse points like it was second nature. Mere seconds felt like forever. My heart was beating so hard I can feel it against Anthony's fingers. I can feel heat from between my legs. I couldn't take it anymore so I let out a laugh and move away, he does the same. No one can contain their awkward laughter for another minute.
I chalked up my hand and get up on an apple box to slap him. My hands were shaking, it was even noticeable on camera. I deliver the slap but nearly miss, getting more of his lip than his cheek. After barley any contemplation he has his answer.
"Well...this person clearly has no coordination so I have to guess Y/n" Anthony guessed. I groaned while everyone cheered.
"Whyyyy would you choose to choke someone?" I asked trying to defuse some tension between us.
"I thought it was Ian." He said in-between laughs. Everyone laughed and moved on...for now. Some people weren't blind and noticed our tension. After the shoot my phone blew up with texts from those who knew about my little crush on our boss. Texts from editors saying how hard it is not to make a ship edit out of your clips. My face is still bright red, I can forget the way his cold rings felt against my neck, the way his fingers just knew exactly where to curl and how much pressure to apply. A text ripped me from my day dream. My heart sank to my ass once I seen it was from Anthony.
"Need your help in the studio, meet me there please"
My heart beating out of my chest I did as he asked. I looked around set, couldn't find him at all. How do you lose a tall curly mop of a man? Just when the though drifted through my head, I get dragged into the closet. I gasp and allow my eyes to adjust.
"Anthony? Dude what the fuck?" I giggle, he laughs quietly and shushes me.
"I just wanted some alone time with you. That's all." He whispers, his finger trailing down from my cheek and down my neck. I can feel his breath just inches from my face.
"O-oh?" I whispered.
"Did you think I'd forget what you told me on Saturday?" He asked. It took me a second to remember Saturday. Then I remember Saturday was the night I had drunk called him. I confessed to wanting this whole secret fling with him. I blush at the memory.
"I-I was drunk and everyone's still here" I whisper in a meek voice. Anthony places a hand just above my head and another on my hip to pull me closer till our lips were just a breath away.
"Tell me then. Tell me you don't want this and I'll leave and we can pretend this never happened." He whispered back. The air was thick. My brain snapped off. Before I can stop myself my hand was buried in his curls with a nice grip. As Anthony let out a soft groan my lips were on his. The kiss was feverish. Hands went everywhere, gripping whatever we could as if the other person was just going to float away. My hand palmed his very obvious erection through his pants. The whine he let out was sweet to my ears.
"Fuck.. no. not here. Are you busy tonight?" He asked through heavy breaths. I shook my head. "How about this. Me, you, a little Mario kart, and if you still want to..." He trails off as his fingers ghosts just over where I need him.
"Yes. That sounds amazing." I giggled and tried to fix myself up. We walked out the closet, going separate way to avoid suspicion. I had a big goofy grin the whole way back to my desk. Courtney looked at me wide eyes and came up to me without a second though. She attacked my neck patting it in random creams.
"Bro what the fuck?" I laughed trying to swat her off.
"Umm not to accuse you of anything...but if you're going to fuck someone in the office please just don't leave evidence." She said handing me her phone. I looked into the camera and saw a bright red hickey slowly darkening to a purple. I gasped while she nearly passed out laughing. Oh he's going to pay for this...
#smosh#smosh squad#smosh pit#anthony padilla#anthony padilla fanfic#smosh fanfiction#smosh fic#steamy#fanfiction#This is the loml
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I’m home sick with an ear infection and I’m thinking about shayne Topp too much can someone pls ask for blurbs or can we talk about my sweet short king??
Will also take Henry Cavill blurbs because that man always be in my head
#henry cavill blurb#henry cavill#the witcher#the witcher blurbs#shayne topp#shayne topp blurbs#smosh#smosh blurbs#henry cavill blurbs
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hi, love. i’m sorry if blurb requests are closed, but would you be able to do a shayne topp blurb about the time in quarantine, filming and anything else he gets up to? thank you 🤍
I hope this is kinda what you wanted!!
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“You scare me sometimes,” was the first thing Y/N said after Shayne had finished acting out his scene with his ‘roommate’. She lowered the camera, her eyebrows raised and a mildly concerned expression on her face.
“I don’t know what you mean,” Shayne’s grin was mischievous, standing up from the ground and starting to move over towards her but Y/N stepped back, holding her hands out defensively.
“Oh no you don’t. I’ve just seen what you do with your roommates,” Y/N gestured to the sliced banana still lying on the floor.
Shayne burst out laughing and rolled his eyes at her.
“Would it make you feel better if I put the knife away?” He teased.
“It would be some relief, yes,” Y/N tried her hardest to stop herself from grinning, but Shayne saw how her eyes began to crinkle at the edges. “Quarantine’s really getting to ya, huh?” Y/N joked as she placed down the camera and began to help Shayne tidy up their apartment after his filming escapades.
“Poor Jerry, he really took the brunt of it,” Shayne sighed with a mournful shake of his head.
“I should have accepted my mum’s offer to lockdown at home,” Y/N murmured, binning the remains of Jerry.
“You don’t mean that!” Shayne complained, frowning at her. Y/N bit her lip, looking at her boyfriend from the corner of her eye to see his expression, amused to find it actually offended.
Shayne clearly picked up on her humour as he sighed, rolling his eyes, the offended tension leaving his body as his face broke into a grin.
“You’re really fucking annoying sometimes.”
“Says the man who gets paid to murder bananas!”
#shayne topp#shayne topp fanfiction#shayne topp imagine#shayne topp x reader#shayne topp blurbs#smosh#smosh blurbs#courts blurbs#blurbs#requested
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give me a some quick little requests so I can get back into it!!
#mrtopphaasmyheart#shayne topp#shaymien#shayne topp x reader#shayne topp imagine#damien haas x reader#damien haas imagine#damien haas#courtney miller x reader#courtney miller imagine#courtney miller#blurb#request#smosh pit#smosh#smosh fanfic
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Yo, another smosh blog here! I've been contemplating on doing this for AWHILE and i decided to finally go through with this sndjjdjdjdjf
So! My name is Cheyenna (I go by Chey, and Kung now, but mainly Chey and Cheyenna), I'm 19, I use she/her pronouns, I follow back and all that from @ask-cheyenne-nascha (my old rp blog) and my personal is @bennysagecko , and I'm happy to interact w y'all! 💜💛💜💛💜
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New Masterlist 2022
*smutty
The Umbrella Academy
Ben Hargreeves
Devotion* Damage Control [part two]
Supernatural
Misha Collins
The French Mish-take
Castiel
The French Mish-take
tasm!verse
Harry Osborn
Imagine Peter walking in on you and Harry…[blurb]*
Peter Parker
none yet
Superstore
Marcus White
Sworn to Secrecy*
Phenomenon, Part 2
Dad Marcus HC’s
NSFW hc’s
Fog and Clouds Prologue One
Jonah Simms
NSFW hc’s
mini series Two Brunettes and a Boyle [2] [3] [4]
Garrett McNeill
none yet
Baby Daddy
Danny Wheeler
Erogenous Rapture*
Ben Wheeler
none yet
Jacksepticeye
Bottomless Chasm
Impractical Jokers
Brian Quinn
Bygones
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Jake Peralta
mini-series Two Brunettes and a Boyle [2] [3] [4]
Fog and Clouds Prologue One
Smosh
Spencer Agnew
Editor to Editor
Ian Hecox
none yet
Noah Grossman
none yet
Joe Bereta
none yet
Lasercorn
none yet
The Batman
Riddler
Submit*
Moon Knight
Steven Grant
Steven ‘’An Empath’’ Grant*
Marc Spector
Steven ‘’An Empath’’ Grant*
Jake Lockley
none yet
Jackass
Bam Margera
needy sex hc’s
jealous/possessive sex hc’s
Shock Value Prologue One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight
Johnny Knoxville
Shock Value Prologue One Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight
Steve-o
Cat’s Out
Solace
NSFW hc’s
Chris Pontius
NSFW hc’s
Spiderman
Norman Osborn
none yet
Otto Octavius
none yet
Peter Parker
none yet
Harry Osborn
none yet
Gotham
Jerome Valeska
none yet
Ed Nygma
none yet
Oswald Cobblepot
none yet
Barbara Kean
none yet
Harvey Dent
none yet
Harvey Bullock
none yet
Jervis Tetch
none yet
Jonathan Crane
none yet
Jeremiah Valeska (pre!spray)
none yet
Victor Zsasz
none yet
#spiderman#spiderman x reader#harry osborn x reader#harry osborn imagines#baby daddy#danny wheeler x reader#danny wheeler imagine#jacksepticeye x reader#jacksepticeye imagine#impractical jokers#brian quinn x reader#brian quinn imagine#jake peralta x reader#jake peralta imagine#jonah simms x reader#jonah simms imagine#marcus white x reader#marcus white imagine#smosh games#smosh#smosh imagines#smosh x reader#spencer agnew#spencer agnew x reader#spencer agnew imagine#smosh spencer x reader#spencer agnew imagines#paul dano#paul dano x reader#dano!riddler
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MisguidedSwagger’s Masterlist
Here is a masterlist of everything I’ve written! Most of this is moved over from my ao3/wattpad account of the same name!!
Anything in red text is smut/spicy
Anything in pink text is fluff/comfort
Anything in orange text is angst
Anything in green text is going to be teetering on the lines of, or will be very grim dark (adjacent to dead dove, if not already at the criteria)
Anything in italics is a WIP
REQUESTS: OPEN
Feel free to request anything or anyone, whether they’re on the list or not! The absolute worst I can do is say no❤️
Enjoy!
Call of Duty Black Ops III
Crew HC’s
Comforting You When Sad
Tank Dempsey
Meeting Tank
Nikolai Belinski
Takeo Masaki
Edward Richtofen
All Around Us
Dear Evan Hansen
Connor Murphy
And There You Were
Boyfriend Headcannons
How You Met Headcannons
First Time Headcannons
Yogurt
Detroit Become Human
Connor
So Many Maybes, Yet No Answers~
Tight
How To Love
Porn Star Martini
Unbroken
Yours Truly, RK800 (Connor X Reader)
P1
Captain Allen
You~
Nines/RK900
Hazbin Hotel
Adam
Alastor
Lucifer
Law and Order: SVU
Dominick “Sonny” Carisi
Whipped
Mike Faist
Safe Haven#
My Girl.#*
My Hero Academia
Shota Aizawa
Dabi
Words Unsaid
Eijiro Kirishima
Katsuki Bakugo
Izuku Midoriya
Keigo Takami
Kai Chisaki
Mr. Compress
Tomura Shigaraki
Mirio Togata
Newsies
Jack Kelly
Proud and Defiant
Proud and Defiant p2
Davey Jacobs
Racetrack Higgins
Blurbs
Spot Conlon and Jojo de la Guerra backstories
Panic (Amazon Prime Video)
Dodge Mason
Don’t Even Think About It
Try Me
Ryan Ross
Trust Masterlist
West Side Story
Riff
Now, Sit Still
Strawberry Milkshake
It All Ends Where It Begins~
Mine
Baby Riff
Smosh
Anthony Padilla
Ian Hecox
#x reader#law and order x reader#law and order svu x reader#dominick carisi#dominick sonny carisi x reader#sonny carisi#sonny carisi x reader#smut#fluff#angst#requests#requests open#reader insert#reader insert smut#detroit become human x reader#masterlist#newsies x reader#riff wss x reader#connor murphy x reader#deh#wss#panic dodge mason#dodge mason x reader#musical theatre#musical theatre x reader#ryan ross x reader#my hero academia x reader#dabi x reader#mirio x reader#hazbin hotel x reader
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Can’t Ignore It
Pairing: Shayne Topp x Reader friendship
Warnings: Language, lovlies
Word Count: 315
A/N: This is a blurb, part of my prompt notbook series. I have more that I’ll be posting here and there. They’re meant to be short but make up a bigger picture. This one is dedicated to all of my Shayne x Reader friendshippers out there. I know it’s hard out here for y’all.
Summary: Time alone has been hard on EVERYONE. Shayne and Reader try to escape from it for a moment.
The sketch was brilliant, or so Y/n thought. She remembered watching it from the sidelines when they were filming some of the scenes in the SMOSH building. It called out world leaders (presidents), press secretaries, authors that were regarded highly but were brought down by terrible ideals. It was a sketch that could be enjoyed globally, not just by fans from the United States.
Y/n sat on the couch of her coworker/friend, enjoying her bowl of milk and cereal during the “watch party” of the most recent sketch. Her impression of it was still high. She chuckled through Shayne’s part while trying to chew her Frosted Flakes. He chuckled too, sitting on the other end of the couch with his bowl of potato soup. She couldn’t remember the last time he seemed to enjoy watching himself on screen. She was glad he could let his armor fall for once.
”Thank you for inviting me to come over and watch the new sketch with you, Shayne.” She offered, putting her empty bowl on his coffee table.
”The man collected the dirty dishes and stood up, retreating to his kitchenette. “Of course. It sounded like you needed a minute away from your schedule. You know I’m happy to help. It’s weird, though...I know I’m not the only one to offer you a getaway.”
Y/n turned her focus to a painting of a dove hanging near the column closest to his entryway. “Huh. I have no idea what you mean. Anyway, good sketch. You were funny. Gotta jet.”
The woman jumped up and scrambled for her keys, ignoring the playful glare being sent her way from across the apartment. She exited the unit, rolling her eyes at Shayne calling out “You can’t ignore Damien forever!” as she closed the door.
”I sure can fucking try.” She mumbled as she walked to her car.
#smosh fan fiction#smosh fanfic#smosh#shayne topp#shayne topp x reader#damien haas x reader#damien haas
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all works within sections listed oldest to newest, asterisks (*) denounce 18+ fics
B
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Party Crashed - Reader gets hurt in a fight and crashes Capt. Holt’s house party, based on s1e16. (Cast of B99 x Gender Neutral!Reader)
C
Courtney Miller
Smosh Family Feud - It’s time for Smosh Summer Games and Reader has a surprise for her longtime girlfriend, Courtney Miller. (Courtney Miller x Fem!Reader)
D
Dream
Heather - Reader and Dream have been dating for five years and the fans are just finding out about her now. This is basically domestic fluff. (Dream x Fem!Reader)
DreamNotFound
Moonlight - Dream struggles with his depression while also combatting the thought that he’s in love with his best friend. (Dream x GeorgeNotFound, AO3)
Literary - Dream is his professor, a relationship should be out of the question... or so George thinks (Professor!Dream x College Student!George, AO3)
Dream SMP
The Seven Kinds of Love - Tommy reflects on the seven types of love before his final moments of life. (no ships, AO3)
I
Ian Hecox
As A Single Mother - Ian meets Reader’s daughter for the first time over dinner. (Ian Hecox x Fem!Reader)
Isabelle Lightwood
Tease - Isabelle is a bit of a tease, leaving Reader high and dry. (Isabelle Lightwood x Fem!Reader, blurb)
J
Jim Hopper
History Between Us* - Reader and Jim were lovers once. Now, they were strangers. (Jim Hopper x Fem!Reader, crossposted to AO3)
K
Klaus Hargreeves
Room With a View - Klaus finds comfort in Reader after a rather vivid flashback. (Klaus Hargreeves x Gender Neutral!Platonic!Reader)
L
Lasercorn
Smoshcasts and Afternoon Naps - Reader is Lasercorn’s kid and they sit in on a Smoshcast. (Lasercorn x Gender Neutral!Child!Reader)
M
Marvel
The Fall of a City - Set in Ancient Greece, Eliza deals with the gods and goddesses as well as the Avengers (+others). (Marvel x Fem!oc)
Matt Sohinki
Victoria - A glimpse into domestic life with Sohinki. (Sohinki x Fem!Reader)
N
Natasha Romanoff
Royal - Eloise Dupree was not cut out for royalty... but then again, she wasn’t cut out for romance or saving the world either. (Natasha Romanoff x Fem!OC, Wattpad)
Hopelessly Devoted - You watch Natasha move on after your death. (Natasha Romanoff x Fem!Reader, Natasha Romanoff x Fem!OFC, AO3)
Noah Grossman
Just for Laughs - People always mistake Reader and Noah for siblings. Even those who know them get it twisted, which ends up working in their favor. (Noah Grossman x Fem!Platonic!Reader)
S
Sam Holland
Father’s Day - Reader is pregnant and she’d worried about how her boyfriend will take it. (Sam Holland x Fem!Reader)
Smosh
Smosh Summer Games: Apocalypse Series Masterlist
T
Tom Hiddleston
On the Tonight Show - Reader watches Tom’s interview on the Tonight Show. (Tom Hiddleston x Fem!Reader, blurb)
Z
Zendaya Coleman
Not What It Looks Like - Zendaya finds you and her co-star, Tom Holland, in a compromising position. (Zendaya x Fem!Reader)
ORIGINAL WORKS
The Anarchy
Dear Future Self, Or Otherwise
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#brooklyn 99#Courtney Miller#ian hecox#Isabelle Lightwood#klaus hargreeves#lasercorn#marvel#matt sohinki#Noah Grossman#sam holland#tom hiddleston#zendaya#zendaya coleman#dream minecraft#dream#natasha romanoff#georgenotfound#dream smp#jim hopper
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Hi so it's currently 1AM and I have work in the morning but my sleep schedule is f*cked 🙃 Anywho, here's a blurb I wrote for my unnamed Smosh fic I mentioned like a week ago. Let me know what you guys think or send questions or just let me know if you're interested in more ☺️🙈
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Three men wearing hoods and tactical gear stood over the couple lying on the desert floor. It was a young couple, a man and a woman, neither of them currently moving. The male hadn’t moved even once since they had been found and the hooded team determined him dead from the blood that was running from his nose and his mouth. The female, who had been awake when the team found them, was now unconscious with an angry red mark burnt in the left side of her neck from the taser that had been shot at her. “Is that…” One of the men spoke, wiping the dirt from his goggles, ensuring his vision was clear.
“No, Lasercorn, she’s dead.” The man who shot the taser spoke up. He furrowed his brows staring at the girl as a gust of wind blew loose strands of silver hair into his face. The man tucked the hair back behind his ear, “I watched her die.”
“She looks an awful lot like her then.” The third man adjusted his hat and glasses and looked over his shoulder as he heard the door to their truck slam shut. The man who exited the truck was in charge of the small team and was visibly displeased with how long they were taking with the mission. Another gust of wind blew through the empty desert, causing the man to brush the blue locks up and out of his face and back into place with the rest of his dark brown hair.
The three hooded men continued to look at the unconcious girl in disbelief as the fourth finally joined them. “What the hell is taking so long?” The blue haired man removed his sunglasses and looked at what they were staring at; the girl.
“Is that-” The man wearing goggles, Lasercorn, was cut short of his question.
“No, she’s dead.” The blue haired man frowned and continued to examine the unconcious girl. “This must mean Sohinki’s theory on other dimensions pans out after all.” He returned his sunglasses to his face and looked to the silver haired man. “Wes, what happened when you approached?”
“She was awake when we found her. I tased her to avoid any potential conflict.” Wes looked to his leader before further explaining, “She was struggling to get up and was crying for help, presumably because she realized her companion was dead.”
“Who looks awfully familiar as well, I might add.” The man wearing the hat nodded towards the dead body on the ground.
The rest of the team turned their full attention to the body before Lasercorn gestured towards the dead man, loudly proclaiming, “Okay, now that’s definitely-”
“Dude keep it down!” The man wearing the hat swatted at Lasercorn’s hand. “You think we’re the only ones who caught this on our radar?”
“Flitz is right,” Wes spoke up. “We need to keep it down.” He looked to his leader, who said nothing, “And we should probably wrap things up before anyone else comes out here.” Wes continued to look towards their leader, waiting for further instructions, but the blue haired man still said nothing. “Should we just leave the body and take the girl?”
“No, I don’t think we should be leaving someone with my face in the middle of the desert, even if they are dead.” The blue haired man turned to Wes, “Gather them both up while I pull the truck around.”
“You got it, Damien.”
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#please feel free to ask questions#i have a role planned for each smosh member including smosh games#smosh fic#smosh fanfic#smosh#fanfic#fanfiction#my writing#unnamed smosh fic#smosh games#smosh summer games#smosh summer games apocalypse#ssg#ssga
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@mattrobbery tagged me in this end of the year tag that I believe was created by @whatisasmosh so here you go! In all honesty I was surprised anyone actually remembered I’m here, I’ve been engaging less in the past few months, but I’m happy to do it!
1. Favorite WIP of this year: I don’t really have the time to keep up with the smoshblr writing, senior year of college really sucks your free time up. So I’m not sure what’s all being written right now.
2. Favorite complete story of this year: I’m sure this will be most peoples answer but it’s gotta be Crime Does Pay by @thosedamnsmoshkids It’s just too good. Why is it not published and on the book shelf of every home.
3. Favorite meme of this year: I don’t know if this counts, but this post with Joven from summer games makes me laugh so much. I dont know why it’s just too good.
4. Favorite theory or AU of this year: @smosh-stuff did these little blurbs of a Smosh apocalypse AU based off summer games, those were all really cool, I especially liked the world building aspect.
5. Favorite Video made by Smosh this year: this ones tough. There were so many great ones, but honestly the best thing to come from Smosh this year was the Girls Are Gross song/music video. I’ve probably accounted for half of the views on that video.
I’m tagging @smoshjames and @smsoh (if you guys haven’t already been tagged)
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