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devinplatts · 10 months

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Medusa "Megoosa" Splash done for Hi-Rez Studios last year.

#devin platts #artists on tumblr #medusa #megoosa #smite art #smitegame #smite god #chibi art

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bluegiragi · 3 months

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that bike's not the only thing getting ridden tonight

(this was inspired by this photoset which promptly filled my head with all sorts of mechanic au ideas😵‍💫)

#i also used this as a rendering/colouring study but its very much not the focus #hoping tumblr gods dont smite me for this #he's wearing shorts guys #everything's fine #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #ghostsoap #giragi art

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obsob · 9 months

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beloved!!!

#neither of these characters r women >:3 #mine #fan art #rote #fitz and the fool #fitzloved #realm of the elderlings #i was screaming reading golden fool let me tell you that. 'you thought i was bringing you flowers?' fitz what if i bit you #i am on . fools fate now. oh dear #after this im gonna. wait a long time before reading fitz and fool trilogy...good lord #also. u would not believe the amount of GRIEF. this drawing gave me. ive been staring at colour variations for like an hour #th pose is based off an Artus Scheiner drawing i saw n was like. thats fitzloved #i hvent read liveship traders i know i know. smite me down. listen. i dont care for boats i really dont.#i started reading it n was like i dont respect any of these people and then. stopped skdfbsdk #anyway. why is it 30 degrees. relax. its cooler next week thank god. this better b th last of th heat or im gna start biting

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hasnomoxxie · 3 months

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WELCOME TO time is a flat circle GAME THEORY

#pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #maurice spaghetti #pizza tower fanart #pizza tower peppino #the noise #pizza tower noise #honest to god don't smite me please #doodles #doodlies #fan character?

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aroaceleovaldez · 7 months

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Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

#pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?''#and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus #but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3''#and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to''#only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it #and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book #Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out''#Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.''#''this has been so bad for my health''#Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested.#Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him''#Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him.#and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE #though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it.#he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure''#nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards.#which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for

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son-flower · 5 months

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first run

#my art//#lethal company #lethal company game #sry i just had to doodle what happened to me + my friend #i think god smited us or something #fanart #artists on tumblr

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objectumnonsense · 7 months

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thinking this evening about robots (as usual of course) but specifically those robots who have no genitals, nor desire for them, nor really any way to experience pleasure in a "human" way. maybe they're work bots not made with sex in mind, or building-sized supercomputers with no sense of touch outside of user interface areas.

thinking about intimacy with a body (or bodies) that love in a slightly different language. metal hands holding warm flesh, digging in, with the power to tear away but the care and restraint not to. a comforting voice that surrounds and whispers sweet nothings while rooms of servers and screens hum and pulse with want want want.

will you pry away its chassis and adore its insides the same way it adores yours? tangle your fingers in its wires, pull them a little when you bring your hand away to caress its face? it's the trust it takes for it to let you in so close to its heart that makes you shiver. trace the grooves in its body, so precise and intentional in their placement; find the place where it falls apart and speed up the process.

listen to its voice glitch and skip while it tries to relay what you're doing to it. hear the mechanical keening when you reach its central processing arrays, every brush of your skin on its metal sending its thoughts into a hazy, static-filled loop of touch touch touch.

you're who gets to see it like this. who gets to make it fall apart. it's a thrill like nothing else.

#getting nervous to hornypost on my hornyposting blog on the hornyposting website like ok anxiety disorder can we Not #tho god itself would have to come down and smite me to stop me from being weird about computers #mentally ill robot boy getting pretentious on the beat #robophilia #wireplay #(a bit)

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sydneighsays · 5 months

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Should I be concerned that these are my comfort characters?

Seasonal depression is making me it's fucking bitch 😘❤️

#fanart #the magnus archives #tma fanart #jonathan sims #jon archivist #the magnus archive fanart #jon sims #edward elric #fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchimist brotherhood #I think Edward would steal his lunch money #“come on Jon let's smite this guy”#“you know #Jon I have a personal relationship with God also“#do you think Jon will learn alchemy if he immediately knows about the gate by looking at Ed

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azrael08 · 10 months

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Something I picked up on in 15x8 that I think is really cute, Michael didn’t see Lilith until the very last second, you can see just before the camera switches to Adam that Michael looks up startled because he recognises Lilith. So are you telling me that Michael, Archangel warrior who can sense wavelengths changing, was so focused on listening to Adam explain why he wants a little job that he didn’t notice when Lilith walked into the diner?

Watching Adam intently: <3 ❤️😍💐<3🌸🌼🎉 <3 🥰

Wait a minute, who dare interrupt our date???🤨🤨🤨

Not this bitch bffr 🙄

Bro was so down bad for his funky little human it’s embarrassing

#midam #midam spn #adam milligan #michael spn #supernatural #if you look very closely you can see the hearts in Michael’s eyes #Lilith: your father literal GOD wants to see you #Michael: shut up bitch *Smites her*#*Proceeds to take Adam to Egypt as a honeymoon*#these bitches get gayer and gayer the more times I rewatch them

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pratchettquotes · 4 months

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People get exactly the wrong idea about belief. They think it works back to front. They think the sequence is, first object, then belief. In fact, it works the other way.

Belief sloshes around in the firmament like lumps of clay spiraling in a potter's wheel. That's how gods get created, for example. They clearly must be created by their own believers, because a brief resume of the lives of most gods suggests that their origins certainly couldn't be divine. They tend to do exactly the things people would do if only they could, especially when it comes to nymphs, golden showers, and the smiting of your enemies.

Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man

#gods #reaper man #discworld #terry pratchett #discworld pantheon #belief #reality #creation #cause and effect #dieties #greek gods #wish fulfilment #manifestation #projection #smiting #like lumps of clay

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prokopetz · 1 year

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To the fairest. 🍏

#tumblr #blogging #social media #polls #tournament #bracket #mythology #classics #ancient greece #memes #this is a good idea #if the gods don't smite me the first classicist to notice how i went about seeding this bracket definitely will

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grahamcore · 1 year

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i think hannigram could do the plot of gone girl (with hannibal as amy and will as nick) but it would not be over will cheating and being a shit husband. hannibal would fake his death and frame will just because he like. caught him eating mcdonald’s or something.

#hannibal would try to slap will with the death penalty over fast food crimes #and of course he’d come back like she did in the movie but only after will went through the absolute ringer #hannibal is just like amy dunne and if you’ve seen the movie you KNOW i’m right #he’s just so extremely petty that this would be the only solution to him #“oh you don’t like my cooking? you prefer processed foods? you spit in the face of god’s creation and wonder why he smites you.”#hannigram #hannibal #hannibal nbc #will graham

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theallegedbird · 8 months

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most normal job interviews in britain

stills under the cut

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callmegaith · 3 months

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My son. So proud of him. He's just silly, having a good time, doing goofy ah magic tricks.

Dale Vandermeer... I need him... I'm not normal about him. He's just sooo---- 😳😳😳😳GRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK!

#rusty lake #cube escape #dale vandermeer #david eilander #I cannot put into words my feelings for Dale #god will smite me if I do

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slightly-depressed-sloth · 1 year

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Robin Redesigns; Tim Drake!

He’s lying, he is cringe

Wow aren’t you so glad this was posted a decent length after the last one and definitely not *checks notes* two months after. And aren’t you so glad that the others will also be posted in a timely manner and I definitely haven’t committed to doing an art series for pride that will take most my time for the next month or so! Haha cause I sure am

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[Sketch 1 - aw little guy!!! Arrow pointing to next drawing OH he’s a little fucked up actually…]

[Sketch 2 - Jason: What do you have that I don’t? R!Tim: I’m… not… cringe…]

[Sketch 3 - (The Jokers wild Summarised) R!Tim: I have the power of Alfred and D&D on my side!]

[Sketch 4 - Hyah!]

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edensxgarden · 4 months

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