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lowkeyrobin · 3 months

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QSMP ; how much their eggs like you

includes ; tubbo & sunny, wilbur & tallulah, charlie & juanaflippa, quackity & tilin, jaiden & empanada and philza & chayanne

warnings ; language, mentions of parental neglect

genre ; fluff, little bit of angst if you squint

pronouns used ; they/them , partner

AN ; I'm not like super into qsmp yet, so bare with me, ik most of them have like multiple parents/caregivers but I picked the ones I know the most about and the qsmp wiki is currently my life saver. the eggs are so cute so I can't not wrkte a little something about them 💔💔💔💔 I apologize bc this is gonna be so ooc... also ik juanaflippa and tilin died but ignore that

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TUBBO & SUNNY

Sunny is very iffy about you at first

"pa, who is that?"

"uhhh... that's y/n" Tubbo answers, "my partner"

she stares at both of you for a second like 🤨😒

they think their dislike of themselves of others is totally unfair and only relies on a select few people so trying to get used to you in a whole story in itself

tubbo, charlie, lenay, and polispol do their best to try and tell her "Hey they're cool, sunny, it's okay, they love you!!" but she won't budge

takes her a long while to accept you into the lil family but she ends up loving you

money is the way to their heart

if only anyone had told you sooner...

WILBUR & TALLULAH

tallulah instantly loves you

she's very quiet around you at first and hides behind will but quickly gets used to your presence

she's just a little anxious at first yk

"I love pa's new partner :3"

she loves playing the flute for you and talking about star wars with you it's the cutest thing

like you'll just be watching over her for Will or Phil and she's just so comfortable talking about her passions with you

Tallulah loves reassuring your builds and likes helping you as well, if you're unsure of how something looks, she's quick to reassure you that it looks good!

she gets you little gifts and shit it's the most adorable thing

her desire for validation mostly drives her kindness to you but she does actually appreciate you a lot

you seem to be there when no one else is and she frequently gives you 'I love you's and little flowers and stuff

she has abandonment issues so you make sure to always check behind yourself to make sure she's still following you

you refuse to leave her anywhere

always looks at you with a 😊 or 🤩 no explanation

she always refers to you as 'ma/pa' or a special nickname. like a syllable of your actual name or smthn, like something special for you two lol

you constantly tell and reassure each other that you're so awesome, great dynamic honestly

CHARLIE & JUANAFLIPPA

She's very quiet and reserved, but obedient

that automatic obediencey grew as a part of her and she just automatically accepted you into the family

although charlie and mariana were very negligent parents, she still trusted them and did as they said

you were the total opposite

it was what she wanted with you two, she has the freedom

you constantly argue w charlie over being a neglectful parent (character not irl)

she's very brave and courageous, and knows how to stay positive

you have personal beef w her parents bc they're such asses to her /hj

she loves guns.

she teaches you how to use guns as well

bonding time in the enclosure 🤞🤞🤞

she lived a short life but she's literally a part of you now

QUACKITY & TILIN

very sweet and caring but also chaotic and edgy

you showed her love and she CLUNG to you

"y/n is my favorite person, not you, pa"

they were always looking to give and receive love to/from everyone but quackity made it so hard for them

even after expressing being mad at quackity for not paying attention to them, they still loved him

shit broke your heart

he literally died bc of neglect from quackity bruh

constantly fighting w quackity over them being neglected :( (character not irl)

all they wanted was love man

you did your best to show her love and make memories with her since quackity clearly barely wanted to

quackity promised he'd be a better dad but uh...

towards the end of their life, they started getting depressed and stuff, you obviously noticed

you just laid on the floor with him, listening to all he had to say, just being there for him

anyways this is getting sad

they love you so much, tells you constantly that they love you and appreciate you

cutie patootie

JAIDEN & EMPANADA

em is very loving, instantly accepts you into the family, although a little cautious at first

you make her sweet foods all the time

absolutely loves you sm

always repays you with flowers or little treasures

"I got you flowers, ma/pa!"

she has a passion for baking with Niki, so sometimes you three (Niki and Em + you watching or burning the house down) have little baking days

jaiden just watching you guys be silly and do dumb shit like "I think I won with this one, guys"

you and jaiden spoiling the hell out of her LMAO

PHILZA & CHAYANNE

used to be more quiet but now talks a lot more

very energetic, your energies match perfectly

very responsible, looks over you if anything

he's always eager for adventure so you guys go explore often while phil and missa are busy

teaches you combat tricks and tips

literally a walking 'top 5 best combat tips and tricks' video I swear

he's very confident as well, likes to pvp with wooden swords with you

he always wins

you aren't even trying to let him win, he's just a god

I mean he's being raised by Phil and Missa so it makes sense LMAO

"I want pvp with y/n :("

"chayanne, they're not online, I'm sorry"

#lowkeyrobin #mcyt preferences #mcyt x reader #wilbur soot x reader #quackity x reader #qsmp #qsmp x reader #qsmp sunnysideup #qsmp tallulah #qsmp chayanne #qsmp tilin #qsmp juannaflippa #qsmp empanada

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rendezvouz-fling · 1 year

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Astro Observations #1

Heyy, this is my first A.O. so I hope it isn’t too bad!😅

• Fire mercuries & Water mercuries are such a chaotic combo lmao!

• Cancer and Pisces Venuses together can make for an emotionally manipulative couple, especially if there's harsh aspects with inner planets.

• Leo mars looove taking selfies, photos, videos of EVERYTHING lmao they can even go as far as staging scenarios, but hey at least you can look back on those memories.

• Pisces sun Libra moons are such softies! Especially if they have a Pisces stellium!

• Leo moons can care so much about their appearance and what others think of them. Some of them have mother's with Libra placements, especially Libra moons.

• Aquarius moons may not be emotionally close with their mothers but have a best friends type relationship with their moms.

• Gemini moon moms might force their child into growing up via maturity while Virgo moon moms might force their child into growing up via emotional and sometimes physical distance.

• Underdeveloped Leo moons with Cancer risings can be so immature and ultra sensitive at times.

• Gemini risings tend to literally live with their head in the clouds. More prone to being taken advantage of by their friends or being hated on for their playful childlike mannerisms.

• Sun-Jupiter people can just be so full energy? Probably that one person that you might not see that often but when you do they always seem to be in a good mood. They're also the type to keep things optimistic even at the worst of times.

• Aries moons with Libra risings never really express their anger out in the open, they’re more likely to express it through passive aggression. If they have an Aquarius mars then they can explode unexpectedly.

• People love to associate Pisces placements with feet and foot fetishes but why is that more of an Aquarius mars thing though? Like I have seen several Aquarius mars men be into foot kinks.

• Checking the ascendant of your ascendant persona chart is essencial! Because whyy is it so accurate? My mom's natal rising is Cancer but her ASC PC rising is Aries and that is soo much more accurate! She also has a thing for dyeing her hair red all the time lol.

• Sag stelliums can be so nonchalant, funny and agressive. Like they will literally threaten you out the blue but 5 minutes later you’ll both be laughing at some crazy life story they just told.

• Libra risings can be the biggest gossips along with Gemini risings.

• Cancer risings, what is it with being on defence mode all the time? Especially if there's fire in the chart. Definitely gives off kill or be killed vibes.

• Capricorn moons and Aquarius moons vibe so well together. Literally me & my sister have these placements so we just click lol.

• Taurus stelliums can be soo possessive especially Sun/moon. But they're also charismatic and love to spoil their loved ones.

• Capricorn suns with water moons are literally the sweetest! Although with Scorpio moon they might be more reserved, they are literally so sweet and caring just more in a low-key way. And if they like you? They’re the biggest softies.

• Taurus suns with Libra moons can be so self conflicted at times, especially if they have water risings. They can also be kind of bipolar but they're sweet people. Another down side could be lack of self esteem, depression or suicidal thoughts. But I’m here to tell you that it’s not the end of the world and there’ll be better days babes. <3

• Fire moons (not all) tend to have kids later in life. Either that or they’re absent in their kids’ lives.

• They also tend to be put on pedestal by their children and seen as very fun parents.

• Water suns tend to idolize their dads when they’re little but as they grow up either they experience a traumatic situation involving him or they realize their dad built to their trauma in some way. And so their rose colored glasses come off. • Air risings tend to be the spitting image of their fathers. With their mother’s tempers and slight mannerisms.

• Capricorn/Aquarius in big 6 can indicate being the oldest sibling. • Libra risings are so adorable, like they will literally ask their best friend for their opinion on almost everything. Even for the slightest things. Then again almost all Libra placements are like that.

• Libra placements 🤝 asking for others’ advice, agreeing with it, then doing the complete opposite.

• Aquarius mercuries can be so logical but at the same time can say the weirdest shit ever.

• Sag mercuries can say the most out of pocket stuff and still think it’s normal.🤪

• Gemini moons/Gemini risings 🤝 talking about feelings instead of openly expressing them.

#astro observations #astroblr #astro posts #astro placements #astro community #fire mercury #air moons #water moon #fire mars #fire moon #water rising #air rising #earth moon #rendezvous-fling

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venuscnjunctpluto · 1 year

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Astrology Observation pt. 2

(Thank y’all for all the support on my first one❤️🙌🏾)

*as a sag Venus sag mars pls stop asking me why I’m laughing…I’m not laughing at YOU I’m just insane😝

*moon in the 1st synastry is so therapeutic you just feel really comfortable opening up to the 1st house person and as the 1st house person I feel honored someone trusts me enough to share their feelings🫶🏾

*people w aqua and libra in their big three are the chillest mfs you’ll ever meet. Even though I’m very chaotic anytime someone describes me “chill” just seems to be thrown in there. We space out ALOT and it’s honestly embarrassing😭 Ex: Alicia keys, lil Wayne, Harry styles, Rosalia. Harry gives such himbo energy in interviews and they drag him for it in the comments but he’s probably just thinking about multiple things at once. Alicia keys didn’t even realize lil mama was on that stage and went on performing lol. Obviously lil Wayne smokes but something about his energy…he’s on cloud 9. And just go watch Rosalia’s chicken shop episode💕😂.

*honestly Aries mars aren’t that bad when it comes to temper because usually they find ways to manage it. Now mars-Uranus aspects is a completely different story. I have late mars-Uranus and it takes me a while to get mad but when I do I can’t even think anymore. My old roomie had a tight square and she would blow up on people for no actual reason like girl sit down😭

*something about Scorpio mars men is just😮‍💨 they have such a sneaky energy to them that makes them stand out. Virgo mars are fine too they’re just so skinny and no matter wtf they do they’re always nerdy ugh (ex: Matthew gray gubler, Lucky daye, Dylan O’Brien, Jeff Buckley)

*i noticed Aries moon don’t really get along w each other. They find their own energy to be too mf much (which it can be) so they prefer being around more calmer people *coughs* libra moons like me. They wanna be bouncing off the walls 🤪 while their friend is just like 🙂.

* fire risings do a lot of things fast. As an Aries rising, I walk fast, get happy fast, eat fast, workout fast. My cousin is complaining her sag rising toddler eats and drinks way too fast.

*venus in 11th…how many tiktok drafts do y’all got😭

*i talked to this guy who had similar placements as me (Venus in 8th and moon in 6th plus Aquarius and Aries placements) It was so chaotic it was literally us going back and forth obsessing over eachother while trying to keep it lowkey. But also the amount of anxiety we are naturally incline to have made the whole situation too mf much.

*i have mercury conjunct my friends mars and for years she tells me the things I say can take people there and make them wanna fight me. It’s in Capricorn and so I was confused before I knew we had that aspect

* i noticed rappers whose lines always stick out to me have Gemini mars or mercury- mars (central cee, king von, tupac, kendrick , j. cole)

*i was talking to this guy and I had Venus and mars plus pluto in his 4th house. Months after we stopped talking our friend groups meshed and he would tell me non-stop I reminded him of his mother. He said she was the same height as me and y’all I was scared to ask what she looked like cause 😫 y’all remember that episode of family guy when Chris dated that girl that looked like Lois yep 4th house synastry.

*im a true crime whore and two women who killed their bfs had sun-Uranus aspects. Their energy was erratic and very off putting in videos. I can’t remember the other one but Courtney tailor/clenney was one.

* More spilling my business on the Internet😍 i think I’m done entertaining people my age. Pluto in the 8th, Lilith in 1st, and Venus conjunct Pluto synastry has been hell. Where’s my sugar daddy/mama?? It’s ghetto out here

*gemini Lilith generation whose a year younger than me is nasty asf😭 esp the tauruses they have their Lilith conjunct their Gemini Venus and opposite their Pluto. One said he had a slept w two girls at separate times. He didn’t know they met until the girls posted a selfie together and tagged him. They later told him they wanted a threesome and he did it😭 knowing astrology I believed every word

* sidebar Neptune-asc people and trying to give off innocent vibes ugh annoying asf to me. I can see right through their bs but they’re able to fool most people.

* mercury-Pluto aspects are in fact LIARS and throw a Scorpio placement in there😮‍💨

#astro notes #astrology #astro observations #sag mars #harry styles #aries mars #virgo mars

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bestanimatedmovie · 1 year

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Choose your favorite!

Vote in the other polls!

What fans say:

Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron:

I was a Horse Girl TM, so I watched this movie a million times as a kid. It's honestly the best horse animation I've ever seen, all the backgrounds are gorgeous, and the soundtrack is incredible. Also the plot is anti-colonial/anti "taming of the west". Genuinely cannot pick a favorite scene, but I love the scene where Spirit commits many acts of violence against the US military <3

horsie :) I love how they use actual horse body language instead of just turning them into a dog. Also enjoy how the protags are easily understandable with just body language and neighs. Also the 2d and 3d animation blend seamless.

I cannot begin to tell you what makes this movie so good. It's a corner stone of animated media. The societal commentary. The incredible emotion of not only the story but the animation. The songs. Sound the Bugle makes me cry every time.

This movie was a key part of my childhood and “Sound the Bugle” still makes me tear up.

This is like the greatest horse movie of all time and I will not change my mind. I watched this movie so many times as a kid that both the VHS and first cd I had for it got ruined and we had to replace it with another cd LOL. I once convinced my teacher to let us watch it in class because it had a few scenes with Native Americans and we were learning about them at the time(It's about the old west and the expansion of the United States westward so it has some Native American characters but def not enough to make it a Native American film, but it does have positive representation I think?) The main character is the horse Spirit, a lead stallion for a herd of mustangs. His thoughts are narrated but he doesn't actively talk and the horse behaviors are pretty realistic, also the ART of it all, James Baxter was one of the lead animators for this film and his work is incredible, and hand done. Some of the behind the scenes stuff in the extras makes the animation look 3d its so good, and the camera work is also insane. As a horse obsessed child this movie was a staple for me, and I prefer it even over live action movies with actual horses. ALSO THE SOUNDTRACK OH MY GODDD how can I almost forget, the soundtrack for this movie goes so hard, I used to use some of the songs as hype music not even lying.

The Mitchells vs. the Machines:

It’s in its core about family, how we can drift and argue. Not because of one true fault, but because we are different. It shows how being weird and different don’t make you less of a family while not demonizing people who do have more stereotypical ‘perfect’ families. I think it portrays our humanity and the way we bond and what we do for those we love, what we sacrifice, so well. It’s so funny and so sweet.

It's funny and the family is neurodivergent and it's just really nice v good time it looks like anti technology at first but its clearly more of a criticism on capitalism I just really like that movie its pretty to look at.

It's funky!!! hang on, bullet point list time: - has such a unique and expressive animation style - has a lot of pop culture references that don't really feel overbearing - has honestly one of the best family dynamics in a movie I've seen???? - realistic characters!!! with realistic and interesting character arcs!!! - absolutely hilarious. makes me laugh every time i watch it :) - comedic villain! gotta love me one of those. also she's badass for a smartphone so - tHERE ARE FURBIES - basically it's very chaotic but also heartwarming, and it's honestly my favourite movie :D

Heartwarming story about family! Also kickass animation

Very good stylized animation. Well written and designed characters. Super funny and sooo heart warming. Fucking rad action scenes (again the animation is fantastic). The story comes together well, it's just quite well written. + Protective dad character who's not annoying as hell (that's rare!). I love every part of when they're at the dinosaur museum thing.

#Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron #Spirit #The Mitchells vs. the Machines #best animated movie #round 2 #tournament poll #tumblr's favorite

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andvys · 4 months

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What are some Eddie head canons you can tell us about him in this story? 💗 Or basically of how he was before being introduced

Anything really ♡

Eddie always had his eyes on reader and had a crush on her from the start. He always judged her relationship with Steve though. He didn't hate Steve but he disliked King!Steve. He saw the way he looked at other girls and the way he treated reader sometimes. In his eyes, she always deserved better.

Eddie always had a little sketching book with him and would take it to every class, he'd mostly draw DnD related stuff, things for his campaign etc.

He loves writing (storylines for his campaign and songtexts). He also created a DnD character, which was basically reader.

He loves horror movies. Can't decide on which one is his favorite because he loves too many.

He had never been on any dates and he didn't wish to go on any, (deep down he did). He knew how everyone always felt about him, he didn't care to ask out any girls, besides, there was never one he was interested in, except for one (that he thought he could never have *cough* reader *cough*)

He was never a fan of prom and couldn't care less about it. (He still showed up for reader)

He always admired reader, every chance he got, he'd watch her

Reader once slipped him a note when he drew a picture she fell in love with, telling him how much she loves it. He ripped the page off and gave it to her. She still has the drawing and he still has that note.

Eddie is not the most talented cook but he can make a few simple meals. He makes the best sandwiches.

Eddie may be chaotic and his room is always a mess, but it's still clean and it smells good. He always tries to cover up the smell of cigarettes and weed with a room spray that smells like vanilla (lol)

He has a sweet tooth. He loves anything sweet.

Secretly loves a few slow sad songs.

He would tease Steve in their shared classes and would piss him off (on purpose), especially after seeing reader upset.

His hair is very special to him (him and Steve do have things in common)

He is very insecure but doesn't really show it, he always has his walls up in front of everyone, mostly everyone.

The first time he hung out with reader was after a party at Steve's place (when they were still dating). She bumped into him after a fight with Steve, Eddie offered her a shoulder to cry on, then a drink and then a few more and they ended up spending the whole night together, sharing stories and laughing with each other. He was nervous and blushy but it was one of his best nights.

Weeks later him and reader became friends after Steve broke up with her. At that time, he didn't know how much she would change his life or how much he'd change her life and how deep their bond would be.

#andy’s asks #IKYLLATK #eddie munson headcanons

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jellyfisharesatan · 2 years

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Listen. I know she's dead by the start of season two (I'm assuming, I haven't seen past episode one), I know she's only a minor secondary character, I know she's just a love interest (to another minor character I might add) who doesn't have a huge amount of depth.

But Agnes from season 1 of Umbrella Academy means so fucking much to me.

Here's the thing. Agnes isn't young. She's maybe somewhere between sixty and seventy (I'm guessing, I'm ngl I'm not great at telling people's ages from looking at them lol).

You might call her old. Except the show really challenges that. Is Agnes old? She's so bright and full of life, she's one of the most upbeat and positive characters in the season. She's not unhappy, but she's not satisfied in life. Her story plays out like a romance novel where the 20 yr old Mary Sue protagonist runs away with her boyfriend to live a life on the run and finally finds herself.

She has such a youthful story and character. And it makes you think. Is Agnes old? Again, yes, she's dead by season 2, but hypothetically she has a good bit of time left. She got another 20 years. And she was (presumably) very happy.

Agnes' life didn't end after she turned thirty. Or fourty. Or even fifty. Agnes has the best and most chaotic time of her life at ~60 yrs old.

And the show never brings up the fact that she's an older woman. It's never an issue of contention, she doesn't struggle with it, she's not depressed that she's still making doughnuts and being a waitress at her age.

She's quietly positive that life still has a lot to show her. She's still happy, and fighting to have the life she wants. Agnes is still living.

And fuck I appreciate it so much. She's my favourite Umbrella Academy character. She's an absolute breath of fresh air, and the fact that she's a minor character somehow makes it all the better.

Because Agnes would have been so easy to write as a sad old woman who never had the life she wanted and who is depressed about her age, who was crazy in her youth and then lost her spark, and regains it only for a second before fading from the narrative and dying.

But Agnes isn't any of that. She's her own person, she follows Hazel because she wants to and because she's secure enough in herself to know exactly what she wants, not because she's insecure and desperate. She's so well written and she's not even relevant.

God I love her so much

#the umbrella academy #umbrella acedmy #the hargreeves #hargreeves siblings #agnes umbrella academy #once again i am late af to a fandom but whatever #i mean it i love her so much #she couldve been such an over played stereotype #snd instead shes a character ive never seen represented before #its so reassuring as someone whos terrified of growing old #agnes is still beautiful #agnes is still full of life #agnes still has a story to experience #god #i could rant for hours abt this but anyways

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ofstardustanddreaming · 1 month

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Not sure what your request rules are but I had an idea I wanted to pose to you. Karlach mentions early on she is one of zariel's 'least mutilated' pets. I was thinking imagine if Tav was another of those. There could be many ways how but I was thinking they were given mechanical wings but in the process of adding them their spine was removed and replaced with an infernal one which gives them issues from time to time and pain. It would be so interesting to have this Tav and Karlach on the adventure as both look to find ways to fix it. Perhaps they knew each other in Avernus or perhaps their escapes just lined up.

Hope you enjoyed the idea, I'm sorry if it wasn't to your taste, I'm pretty new to requests.

Oh yeah, this is such a good idea! And this is a perfect way to request, no need to worry :) If you would like to send more in the future, feel free to!

I'm also trying a few new fic layouts right now, so it might be a bit chaotic with the set up as I'm trying to figure out what I like. So please bare with me lol.

part of each other

headcanon summary: up above

content warnings: slight mentions of a rough backstory in avernus. mostly talking about obtaining the mechanical wings and spine, and how it was painful.

fandom: baldur’s gate 3

character: karlach x reader

gender neutral reader

anon request

you guys had initially met when you found her hunched over, looking as if she was in pain. wyll had let you guys in on the slight back story the two had with each other, and if anything it made you perk up. you didn't think you'd encounter someone who had a similar backstory to you, where you were both from avernus. you were shocked yourself you hadn't run into wyll, but you had heard of the blade of frontiers.

upon finding out a bit of what happened with her down in avernus, it made you curious. you had invited her with the group, and was glad that she had agreed to do so. anytime the group was walking along the routes you needed for your end destinations, you tried your best to talk to karlach as much as you could to know more. the strong connection you had found through her was comforting, it made you feel less alone about what you went through.

she was very curious about your story with avernus, wanting to know as much about your story without crossing your boundaries. she was always by your side at camp, when everyone was winding down, wanting to become a closer friend to you because of your similar stories. and how could you say no to her sweet, upbeat nature?

you told her your story about your time in avernus. the searing pain you endured as your spine was removed and quickly replaced with the mechanical spine. you distinctly remember the sound of the grinding joints, your muscles trying to reject the pain it was feeling from an unwanted procedure. the wings were added afterwards, connected at the upper spine and at the halfway point of the wings, pinned to your shoulder blades for better stability.

"my wings don't do much flying, so they feel useless, and they burn at my shoulder blades. the muscles around the spine feels constantly pulled at." you tell her, and she gives you a sympathetic look. the group had taken a small break outside of emerald grove, soaking in a bit of the sun before going onto the next mission.

"they really tried to make us their best warriors. our own autonomy be damned." karlach says, the rage and upset twisting in her words. but she looks towards you with hope. "oh tav, we'll make it through this. there's gotta be way to stop the infernal heat that plagues us."

her earnest hope makes you smile, the warmth behind her optimism making you feel like you stand a chance against this. "yeah, i'm sure we'll find something to help." even if you felt it was a halfhearted saying to her, you hoped that she believed you.

she let you hold onto your cynicism for a little while longer, wanting to give you time to work up to her optimism, knowing it's a hard time. she let you lean on her, when you aimed to do so. the two of you soaked in the moment, happy the both of you had someone to confide in. anytime you needed to lean on someone, you knew you could count on her for that. the both of you had similar body heats, relying on each other for comfort was very much needed.

eventually, the two of you found dammon. he helped you two with the infernal iron, gathering that for the both of you. it gave you the first glimmer of hope in this journey, in terms of your own personal path. sure, you felt and gave hope for the road to baldur's gate and helping the others with their journeys, but for your own self? you thought it was futile. but now it wasn't. you could have your pain lessened.

you and karlach that night shared your thoughts about it. karlach was happy to see your cynicism turned to optimism, happy that you could start to trust that things can work out for yourself. because she knew you deserved the happiness.

#karlach #karlach headcanon #karlach x reader #karlach imagine #bg3 #bg3 imagine #bg3 headcanon #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 imagine #baldur's gate 3 headcanon #bg3 x reader #baldur's gate 3 x reader

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athanasius-symposium-of-writings · 4 months

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The Bird And The Man

Chapter Four

Rated: Explicit | Warnings: none

Ao3

Chapter Three | Chapter Five

this duo match is brought to you by @/turbulentscrawl who i totally did steal their duo lol

The first time you ever wrote with a quill, was when your mother gifted it to you for your birthday. She did not have much, money was scares, yet she always tried to give you what she could. She wanted you to live your dream, to write the greatest book ever seen in this century-- Or ever, as she would tell you. The quill in your hand is similar, though this one is bigger like a knife size and the feather is different, it reminds you of her… Of her dream to see her child make it to the top.

You recall struggling to write with it as you feared you might break the tip as you wrote. Every day practice by making your mother letters of encouragement with new words you learned from a book you read. The smile on her tired face would always be ingrained in your mind, she kept all those letters and you buried them with her upon her respect; forever held up by your words.

This quill is warm in your hands, the feather is soft obviously of high quality, and as you try to cipher this you hear the sweetest whispers of… Well, you cannot quite make out the words as suddenly a pickaxe jams itself into the cipher.

You run like a bat out of hell as Fool’s Gold rushes forward drawn in by the magnetism of his axe. When his broken hand tried to snatch you, you stabbed the quill (without thinking) into his broken palm. His hand fell apart as he recoiled in pain giving enough time to let Norton who was following his dark copy use the magnet to slam the doppelganger into a palette.

The Nurse is kiting, the Novelist is on a cipher, the Enchantress is another cipher, the Gardener is breaking chairs, the Prospector is kiting (more like fighting), the Lawyer is helping the Enchantress, the Prisoner is chaired (on that chain timer), and you-- The Narrator-- are currently in the camera world ciphering.

The match is going great for the hunters as only one cipher was able to be worked on in the first ten minutes of the match! The combination of Fool’s Gold and the Photographer is one most hated next to Naiad and Geshia.

The circus music here is annoying. Moonlit Rivier Ciruis just reaffirms how clowns can be scary. The layout is wide enough for two hunters with some advantages such as places to hide for the survivors, Though you feel the survivors are more chaotic than the hunters, and the hunters love to tag team depending on who is annoying them.

One.

The first drops of ink are the deepest, often leaving large dots on the line of the letter, it can convey the emotional state of the writer.

Two.

Then each letter flows as the quill not once leaves the paper until the words stop.

The quill returns to the paper with a hand now confident with what it wants to convey, once more it writes and writes until the page is full of dark inked words and the writer leaves it to dry.

Three.

Your body slumps against the wall, the world is spinning, your vision is between the cipher and a pale face with black cracked skin and sharp blue eyes.

“That was mine!” The anger of Fool’s Gold is loud and clear as the Photographer steals Norton into his photo to be chaired. It is not unheard of to see the hunters argue over who chairs who during duo matches, from the stories you heard Night Watch makes it very clear not to steal his prey when he has put the work in to hunt them. Fool’s Gold could be careless depending on his mood but when it comes to his survivor counterpart, only he has ‘dibs’ on the prospector.

What is unheard of is for the hunters to get into a physical fight.

Hunter is nearby!

Norton has the unwanted front-row seat to see his counterpart swing at Photographer, who in kind parried the swing of the pickaxe but did not dodge the broken rock-formed hand that sucker-punched him. The fight escalated to the point that four out of the seven ciphers were completed, Norton and Luca were saved with now Luca working on the two of three ciphers.

The nurse pointed out as she patched up the prospector, “Should we be worried?”

“Hell no! They can fall off a bridge for all I care.” He does look confused as his counterpart has not spoken since the fight while the Photographer is cursing at the other hunter in French. Loudly. “You see that?” Were they both hiding in the tent on the other side of the circus, Norton points to the dark purple feathers falling out of nowhere above Fool’s Gold head.

Both looked at one another before sneaking out the second they heard the alarm of all ciphers being completed.

Someone find Hypnos!

The novelist stood above you seeing you lay against the wall with your eyes wide open, eyes glowing purple, and the quill cutting into your palm as you gripped it with a strong vice. He was the closest to you and lucky the exit is nearby. He kneels and turns over your palm, the quill pulsing as it takes your blood as ink, the feather sparks as if the feather is the night sky. He is careful as he gets you to loosen your hold on the quill, it falls to the ground and you are gasping and coughing back to to reality.

“W-wha, Orpheus?” You clench your head as too many images flash into your mind before you can blink them away. “Agh, my head.” What in the hell happened?!

“Come on, we have to leave. The gate is open and the hunters are hungry for blood.”

He helps you up with strength you are surprised he has (given his build, or rather, how his suits shape him does not seem like one who could lift a stack of books), steadying you behind himself and the wall. You let go when your head is no longer spinning and the sound of a photo being taken makes you very aware you need to recover fast!

Racing to the exit, after you grabbed the quill, as you know better than to think this sort of complete victory will happen often.

The best deduction goes to you.

#orpheus x you #idv orpheus x you #orpheus x reader #nightmare x reader #idv nightmare #nightmare x you #identity v x you #identity v x reader #identity v #idv reader insert #idv orpheus #idv novelist #idv x reader #reader insert #idv

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justme-1723 · 8 months

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Ep. 5 Ramblings (After watching it a second time)

- Protective Sand is so sexy. (This is important information and vital to the plot 🫣)

- The way Ray & Sand compliment each other is just *chefs kiss* (Sand is a natural caregiver and Ray wants/needs to be taken care of) Their sarcasm. The way they can banter back and forth. Sand knows when to tease him and Ray knows when to pout/give puppy eyes. Sand stands his ground and Ray gives in. Ugh, I could go on and on.

- Nick interrupting SandRay, but also leaving as quickly as possible because he ships it was king behavior.

- Ray eating his breakfast after Sand asks him to (even after he said he didn’t want it at first) was so 😩

- I’m not sure if anyone else noticed this… The face Ray made after Sand told him that he didn’t trust him with his life broke my fucking heart.

- Ray smiling after Sand helped him with his helmet (while Sand was facing away from him no less). You aren’t slick babe. We see those heart eyes 😻!

- The entire clothing store scene! Everything about it was perfect. That second outfit he chose for Ray was horrible and I wanted to rescue our sad meow meow.

- Mew is so fucking adorable. That’s it. That’s all I have to say.

- But seriously… Top seemed genuinely concerned for him and was also ready to destroy the person who almost ran Mew down. One point for Top.

- Nick & Boston were entirely too sweet the majority of the episode. I didn’t believe it, but I also couldn’t help loving it because Mark is just fucking precious.

- Nick changing his entire identity just to keep Boston interested was super depressing. It was also very realistic and relatable… I felt called out honestly.

- Summer. Sweet Summer. I just love that she backed off and didn’t make things awkward. I also found it interesting that Ray chose to tell Sand that he wasn’t flirting, just simply keeping her company. He then completely shifted his attention away from Summer once Sand returned and didn’t even notice that she left.

- I’ve said this before, but Ray looks so damn happy anytime he’s with Sand. He’s relaxed. He’s lighter. He smiles so big and bright. He just seems comfortable and free.

- The TopMew date was very interesting. Loads to unpack and I’m still trying to figure out how I feel about it. Something about them is just… off. I think it’s supposed to be this way. Like… Top says I love you first and I was so shocked. I literally couldn’t process it lol. I honestly have no idea if he was sincere or not.

- Boston wasn’t a dick to Mew when he called for advice about sleeping with Top. Good for you babe.

- Nick is helping with their graduation project? Like… it’s nice of him, but what the fuck?

- I know most people will disagree, but Top didn’t look happy at all when he saw Nick & Ton together. At first glance, I thought he was jealous, but also disgusted? But after watching the episode again I’m conflicted.

- The entire scene with Sand’s mom was amazing. She’s sort of a mess and I feel like there is a lot more to this part of the story, but I loved her so much. I do think Sand has had to take care of her for a big portion of his life. He said himself they are more like friends which is good and they clearly talk about everything, but it makes sense that he’s someone who needs to be in control because his childhood was probably chaotic.

- Ray sang a love song to Sand for his birthday. Okay bestie.

- They opened up to each other about their parents 😭😭😭😭😭!!! This scene was my favorite of the episode. They really took a huge step forward here in terms of trust & communication. (this brings me back to them wearing the exact same shoes in episode one. They might be from different financial backgrounds, but they are more alike than they know. They’ve walked similar paths. Blah blah you know what I’m trying to say!)

- Nick, sweetheart, love of my life. You just had to drag Boston up the steps and into your apartment?! You couldn’t let him suffer alone just this once?

- Sand & Ray being total boyfriends in front of Nick & Boston was just everything I ever wanted. I truly thought Ray was going to freak out when he realized Ton saw them, but he didn’t give a flying fuck and continued to be his clingy self with Sand right in front of their salad.

- I hate you, Boston. I also want to hug you because I think you hate yourself.

- The bed scene with Sand & Ray was devastating. Ray tried so hard to reach out, but Sand couldn’t take his hand. He has so much baggage surrounding whatever happened with his ex and Top, that I’m sure he felt so fucking stupid for letting it happen again. Like great I love someone else who doesn’t love me back. I just wanted to wrap him up and protect him from the world. My heart broke for Ray too. He started the process of moving forward only to have his past thrown back in his face. You could tell how bad he felt for Sand and how desperately he wanted to fix things.

- That final Happy Birthday was so unnecessary and I expect an apology from Khaotung and Jojo because watching First (yes I said First not Sand) shed that single tear was too much from me to handle.

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contrivedchaos · 1 month

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Setting aside shipping like hellborn girls, Charlie, Odette and Clara would have had the most chaotic playdates in the best way. Toddler tantrums and demon forms, literally butting heads with horns. Terrifying any trusted to babysit. Zestial would find them delightfully puckish, others terrifying. Like babysitting Jack-Jack lol

The quiet joke around older overlords about who among new overlords could go an hour babysitting the demonic angels and who'd cry for mercy.

(they give Vox and Velvette at least half an hour they think they'd last, Valentino isn't even considered in the hypothetical as Carmilla would kill him if he came in touching distance even now)

I love the idea of babies Clara, Odette, and Charlie just randomly going demon mode since they can't control their powers yet. 😂😂 Charlie especially, I think she'd set herself on fire, crawl up the walls and ceiling, and turn into a little demon at the slightest thing that scared her. She's a very over-reactive child.

On their own, I think Clara and Odette are pretty mellow in their temperament. Unlike a lot of kids, they don't cry a lot or keep Carmilla up late at night...not nearly as much as Charlie, anyway. It's just when you put them together with Charlie that they get really rambunctious. You know how some people can bring out a certain side of you that you might not have on your own? She has an amplifying effect on Carmilla's girls. Especially since Lucifer keeps so many sweets and candies around. Nothing but the best for his little apple pie! The girls get so hyped up on sugar, they'll threaten to tear the house down, and have very nearly done so a few times.

I think Carmilla would put them together with Charlie on purpose before letting any of the Vees babysit. Or anyone she doesn't like, really. She'd get some kind of sadistic glee out of watching them trying to wrangle them together and failing miserably.

They will settle down for Zestial, though. He tells them lots of stories and sings them to sleep for nap time. Unlike a lot of the other babysitters, he knows how to pacify them.

#hazbin hotel #carmilla carmine #carmilla hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #lucifer hazbin hotel #clara hazbin hotel #odette hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #zestial hazbin hotel #charlie hazbin hotel #fan theories #ask #anon

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aphrodisiac-siren · 1 year

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Slytherin Aemond x Reader ~Hogwarts AU

AN: I've written this chapter after drowning in whiskey and I won’t tell you how much so that you won’t question my sanity, so this part of the story is either going to be very chaotic or very emotional lol

Part 5

It was no surprise to you that the borderline embarrassing scene at charms class wasn’t enough for Alys to play cupid. She continued with her antics even the next day during transfiguration.

"Oi, mind switching seats again Targ?" she asked "Y/N and I aren’t still on talking terms"

"I saw you both at breakfast" Aemond cocked an eyebrow, eyeing her suspiciously "what are you playing at Rivers?"

"Yea we fought at breakfast" Alys sighed impatiently, now tugging at his green and black robes to urge him to get up "good observation"

"Y-you lot were laughing at the table-"

"Oh for gods sake, Get up!" Alys snapped suddenly though all Aemond did was raise his brow. She sighed before softening her tone "please"

Aemond grinned smugly and it took everything in Alys to not throw something at his face. For your sake, she would keep her cool.

As she sat at the table a little further away from you, Aemond made his way to sit at the same table as you. He gave you a quizzical look as he smoothed out his robes once he was seated. You just waved your hand as if to say 'don’t bother with her'. You needed to have a serious chat with her after this; her stupid tactics were starting to get a little obvious for Aemond Targaryen.

"Quite an interesting friendship you've both going on" he commented with a chuckle and you could only offer an awkward smile in return before professor Trelawney spoke, saving you from having to explain what was going on between you and Alys.

"Today we are going to be studying the art of reading the events of someone’s life by their empty tea cups. How fascinating, isn’t it?" she said in a chirpy tone, looking around at the students with a smile "the art of reading tea leaves- Tasseography"

"Didn’t we learn this in our third year?" Aemond muttered under his breath as he poured you a cup of tea, following the lead of the other students.

"Just go along with it" you sighed as you gently picked up the dainty teacup "less work for us if we're doing something we're already familiar with"

Aemond didn’t argue about that. He was either in agreement with you or he just wasn’t interested in giving you his two cents, you couldn’t tell.

After you both had drunk your tea, as expected, Aemond went first and took your cup from you, referring to his textbook as he examined the remnants of tea leaves at the bottom of the cup.

"So you’re uh" his gaze was intent as he looked into the cup, nibbling on his bottom lip as his finger traced over the lines in the textbook "so I see somewhat of a mushroom, a cross and uh.. a sort of knot?"

You didn’t really take divination that seriously, finding the subject to be rather absurd. The only reason you'd opted for this class is because Alys found it fascinating and she didn’t want to attend alone. You found it both comical and adorable in equal measure how earnestly Aemond was treating this lesson. What could he possibly manage to uncover about you from tea leaves that you-

"Separation from a lover," he said, eye still scanning the text "you’re having some troubles, since the leaves are near the handle that means those struggles are internal and you’re anxious or perhaps hesitant about something"

Oh.

Your smile immediately faltered right as Aemond looked up. You hadn’t expected this stupid tea leaves thing to actually reveal anything but much to your surprise, it did. Not wanting to comment on if his reading was accurate or not, you leaned forward as you stretched out your hand to grab his cup from across the table. Your hand had barely grazed the handle when Aemond's fingers gently came to wrap around your wrist.

"What’s this?" he asked, gaze flickering between your eyes and your wrist.

You looked toward your hand, looking at the faint scar that used to once clearly read 'I must not talk back'.

You were in your third year when Dolores Umbridge had come to Hogwarts to teach defence against the dark arts. She wasn’t a very likeable teacher and you being you, had taken it upon yourself to make her job a bit harder. During one of her classes, you got into a bit of an argument and in the heat of the moment, raised your voice and snapped at her. This gave you a one-way ticket to detention. She had you write lines, stating you wouldn’t talk back; though she did not let you use your own quill and instead had you write with one of hers. As you wrote, the words jotted down on the paper began to carve and burn into the skin on your wrist, leaving you with a ghastly scar.

"Umbridge" you softly said with a shrug, looking at your hand that Aemond still hadn’t let go of. He delicately began to trace the scar with his finger, being utterly gentle as if the wound was fresh.

Aemond was confused as to how he had never noticed it before. It was in a rather visible place and it surely must’ve been a lot more prominent when you'd just gotten it, not to mention you both had been paired together in your third year for one of the assignments in transfiguration class.

"I hated her" he mumbled, leaning in slightly so that he could examine the scar better. You felt his warm breath fan on your skin as he read now-faded words sprawled across your wrist "I must not talk back.. what happened?"

"She didn’t appreciate my smart mouth" you nervously chuckled, hoping Aemond wouldn’t be able to feel your pulse that was racing at his touch.

He finally let go of your wrist and for a split second, you almost caught yourself wanting him to hold your hand again. "How'd I do, the reading?" he asked, trying to bring you back to the class.

"Oh yea g-good job" you muttered, grabbing his cup as you flipped through your own textbook. Your mood was obviously not the best after he'd managed to decipher what was going on in your head. You weren’t even reading the words from the book, just aimlessly scanning the pages as you gripped the cup a bit tighter.

Aemond was not stupid. He knew he'd struck a nerve when he mentioned separation. He wished he took a moment to think about how you would react before he could just blurt out his observation.

He was a bit ashamed of himself for hoping to find something that might hint that maybe, you felt some sort of attraction toward him.

He could easily tell, at that moment, you were not really paying attention to anything you were reading and he feared if you gripped that porcelain cup any harder it might break.

"You know what, this is silly" he blew a raspberry as he retrieved the cup from your harsh grasp "I'd rather drink some more tea, would you like some as well?"

You smiled at him, gingerly nodding your head, knowing full well that he was only doing this because he was well aware of your downed spirits.

When night befell, you decided to head elsewhere instead of the Slytherin common room.

It was a place you hadn’t been to in months but for some reason, you wanted to be nowhere else but there: the astronomy tower. It was a nice recluse from the rest of the world, having the most calming ambience and providing an excellent view.

You walked across the hallways at a moderately fast pace, taking all the right turns since you knew the way better than most students given your frequents visits in the past.

As you walked closer to the entrance, you saw the faintest whisps of blue floating around and you almost turned to head back, letting whoever was already at the tower practice their spells.

That was until you heard him.

"Expecto Patronum"

You crept toward the doorway and leaned against the frame, silently observing Aemond practice a rather difficult spell. You had been taught this spell in your defence against the dark arts class on your very first day of year seven. You still hadn’t managed to conjure your Patronus, as did most of your classmates but you knew you would have to work on it. You would be graded on this very spell, among others, for your finals.

You softly gasped as you saw the sheer blue ribbons of magic, that floated around, fuse together to form Aemond's Patronus:

A dragon.

You watched his face light up at the sight. It was a warm smile, a rare sight for you and most other students. His Patronus flew around the room, soaring up toward the ceiling and then circling around him- making him laugh, a sound that felt like music to you, as the blue dragon flew around the room, passing you.

Aemond hadn’t noticed you standing there and was immediately startled to find you present at the doorway.

"Merlins beard- don’t do that Y/N!" he snapped, the blue dragon vanishing.

"Did I scare you Aems?" you playfully smirked, walking into the room to join Aemond.

He, just like you, had changed out of his school uniform and was dressed in some black sweatpants and his forest-green quidditch hoodie which had 'Targaryen' written across the back with his jersey number.

"Can’t blame me when you look like a troll" he joked and you chuckled.

"Thought you said I was beautiful?" You raised a brow, going to stand at your once favourite spot which was the large balcony. You leaned your back against the barrister, propping your elbows against it as you faced Aemond.

"You were standing at my blind side" he shrugged, coming to stand next to you "my mistake"

You playfully shoved him, causing him to chuckle.

"Cool Patronus" you commented. It came as no surprise to you. You remembered how enamoured Aemond was with those winged beasts during that one particular round in the Tri-Wizard tournament where the contestants had to battle a dragon.

"Ah thanks" he rubbed the back of his neck before he turned to look at you eagerly "what's yours?"

"Oh, I don’t know" you honestly told him "I've never really been able to conjure one. The spell needs you to- ah never mind"

Needs you to think of a happy memory, Aemond thought.

"There must be something that makes you happy" he tried to sound optimistic.

"There used to be. Now everything is just so dull" you smiled sadly, turning around so that you were facing toward the waters that you could see from the balcony "Draco and I used to meet here, you know; almost every night after dinner, this was like our sanctuary"

Aemond found himself shifting awkwardly. You had probably come up here to be alone but instead, he was here, practising spells that he could be doing elsewhere.

"I should get going" he grunted, pointing toward the door. He didn’t want to steal your spot or more like yours and Draco's spot. He felt your hand on his upper arm, clutching the warm fabric ever so slightly.

In truth, you had hoped to be alone but now that you were back after all this time, you knew you wouldn’t be able to handle staying here alone with all your thoughts. You desperately needed him to be here.

"No, I don’t want you to leave" you softly muttered, letting go of his sleeve to wrap your hands around your bare arms as the chill of the night's wind reached you "this place is a lot grimmer than what it used to be, I don’t even know why I decided to come up here"

Aemond silently listened to you rant, hesitantly scooting closer until he could feel your arm touch his though the fabric of his hoodie.

"Every single moment that was once a happy memory, just feels so sad now" you scoffed, trying your best to not let your voice falter "I remember how perfect I thought life was when I was with Draco, how life was like before the war. And then everything just came crumbling down. I loved him and I wonder if that was enough. What if I didn’t love him enough? What If I- if I just.."

You shuddered as the night grew colder and Aemond silently shifted away so that he could take off his hoodie. You noticed his shirt ride up a little, revealing his toned stomach scattered with freckles before he tugged his black shirt down and pulled the hoodie over his head, handing it to you.

"I'm not cold" he told you with a ghost of a smile and you accepted it, slipping on his much larger hoodie that immediately embraced you with its warmth.

"My entire life used to revolve around him" you continued, subconsciously leaning against him "so much that now, I can’t think of a single happy memory that doesn’t include him and that’s just what makes it so sad. Because he's no longer a part of my life."

"What about the people who have stuck around you?" he softly asked, looking at you with an expression that you almost took for sadness or hurt "you can’t blame yourself or think his reason for making the choices that he did was because you couldn’t love him enough. He was just a boy who was forced into things without any choices"

"What about the people who have stuck around you?"

You pondered over that line for a minute before you looked down at your hands that were barely visible, curtesy of the long sleeves.

"I'm just afraid, I suppose" your voice came out barely as a whisper, your eyes getting misty with tears threatening to fall any second "I'm afraid of getting that close to someone only to watch them leave. I'm afraid of giving away another part of my life only to be left with more sadness than happiness. I don’t blame him nor would I blame anyone else for leaving, no one owes me anything to stay; I just blame myself for falling in love and then not being able to love enough"

"You should never walk into a relationship or even a friendship thinking you aren’t worthy enough for someone to stay or give them a pass if they leave without any reason" he furrowed his brows, his eye never leaving yours as he spoke "nor should you ever be made to feel like the love you give isn’t enough, because it is. Even the smallest things you do hold so much value"

This time it was you who was listening to him. This was very new for you, to open up so much and to Aemond of all people. Furthermore, it surprised you how open he was as well.

"I don’t want to make this about me, but growing up I've always been a loner, even at Hogwarts" he turned to look at the waters, lacing his fingers together "and then in our second year, you came up to me and asked me to the yule ball. Granted we both simultaneously decided that we were only going so that we didn’t have to entertain anyone else, you have no idea how happy that made me. You were my first friend in my two years at Hogwarts. You danced with me despite how bad I was at it, actually made conversation with me and in all these years you never made me feel insecure about how I look"

You knew he was talking about the eye patch, something you never knew he was insecure about.

"I don’t think you even knew what you were doing when later in third and fourth year you used to talk to me as we walked to class" he smiled to himself as he recalled the memory of him on his way to class and you jogging after him to start the most random conversation "Until I joined the quidditch team, you were the only person I ever spoke to apart from my siblings, my first and only friend. You used to unknowingly make my day by making whatever little conversation you did each morning. I don’t think you’re incapable of making someone feel loved, you’ve been doing it all these years without even knowing it"

Your heart skipped a beat and a tear rolled down your cheek that Aemond noticed and wiped away with his knuckles.

"Expecto Patronum"

You watched as the blue whisps formed that same dragon again who flew into the night and soared over the waters, leaving a trail of blue sparkles behind it.

"You see that?" he pointed toward his Patronus with a gentle smile "you made that happen. You are my happy memory"

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meanbossart · 5 months

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I've been really enjoying your fic and it got me curious about how your campaign went??? I got the important parts (your Durge denied Bhaal, Shadowheart spared nightsong I think, Astarion obviously didn't ascend) but what else happened? Will we ever see any of the other companions?

Thanks for enjoying the story! I can say with pretty much certainty we won't be seeing any other canonical characters from the game, Jaheira, Minsc and Halsin would have stayed behind in Baldur's Gate, as well as Wyll. My Durge killed Lae'zel early in the game and Karlach also died at the end of my campaign.

Gale's character decided to go after the crown, and while he was the staple fourth member of my party the relationship had always been uh... Tense. This was before they apparently patched out how needy he was, but frankly it made for a really interesting story since i just kind of assumed his character was kind of a creep wearing a nice-guy's face. Also, to be fair, I DID fall for his "wanna see a magic trick" line but that just kindled the fire to my theory that he's actually a fairly manipulative person (and perhaps he's unaware of it). MIND YOU PLEASE that this doesn't mean i don't like his character - honestly i feel like I got a REALLY interesting side of him in my campaign and i wouldnt have it any other way - this was a party composed of the dark urge, Astarion, Shadowheart and GALE and to have us all turn down power and glory only for the goody-two-shoes wizard of the camp to turn kinda evil and power-hungry made for a really satisfying narrative.

... Sorry i ended up rambling about Gale LOL to actually answer the rest of your question, my campaign went like this:

I made a Fighter, champion sub-class, BIG hulking drow because i thought it would be funny. Because i went in blind I started off as a confused homicidal murderer who is a liiiittle weirded out about his urges but he doesnt stress TOO much about it. Is fairly standoffish and distrusting toward all of his companions which made for a weird start. Motivated by gold, killing things, getting this worm out his head and making off-color jokes. Ends up siding with the Tieflings because i also decided that, as a very hedonistic character who thinks we should be lunatics because we want to rather than because a cult is telling us to be, my durge would profoundly hate the absolute. As a male drow he also really hated Minthara so yeah, easy choice there. As mentioned above, I also killed Lae'zel when she tried to murder-suicide everybody.

I wasn't going to fuck anyone, believe it or not, so during the tiefling party i went with Gale because it SEEMED like he just wanted to show me something neat (it ended early because i failed his checks and i guess he can't get hard unless i can cast fireball). Also, at this point even though i made mostly "good" moral choices i *was* still a dick the whole time - despite this, everyone in camp wanted to fuck me BESIDES Astarion, which was so fucking funny and devastating that I decided my Durge would, from that moment on, turn on the charm and the flattery and make it his mission to bang him. So yes, they were manipulating each other. I don't have to explain why that made for a really really fun little dynamic. Also Astarion had to tell me he was a vampire through dialogue instead of biting me and i got to say "yeah duh" which was hysterical.

I finally banged him sometime during the underdark (didn't go to the creche at all) and during Act 2 I followed the same pattern of doing mostly the Good Thing while being arrogant the whole time, I fell into a kind of chaotic-neutral/true-neutral aligment and watched my little homicidal maniac cluelessly stumble his way into a hero's journey. I had also really grown to like Shadowheart at that point after having a really negative first impression of her character and she basically became my durge's best friend. Astarion also grew on me for all the reasons we know and love and he did his confession to me sometime in late act 2. I Never met Araj (though i think i mention her in the fan story only because her interaction is interesting) so I got the dialogue that isn't prompted by her encounter. I also had to "break up" with Gale at this point which boy that sure came as a surprise to me! I also didnt break the shadow curse.

Because I didnt kill isobel (Again, my guy didnt like people telling him what to do or not to do), my little butler guy made me wanna kill Astarion. I SWEAR this happened pretty late in game, maybe even in the first night in baldur's gate which i realize is unusual. Naturally I didnt and I decided that would be the turning point where my Durge decides to not just Go With The Flow of things but actively fight his urge and pursue its root cause. He tried to be more of a good person from that point on which was kind of a clumsy effort lol

He completely antagonized the emperor immediately upon him revealing his true identity, stole the orphic hammer from Raphael's house, betrayed Gortash after setting an "alliance" with him, killed Orin (she kidnapped the orphan and killed her in front of me because i failed the check :| ) stopped Astarion from ascending and helped Shadowheart kill everyone in the house of grief, i let her make her own choice regarding her parents and she decided to kill them. I also encouraged her to not immediately align with the Selunites just because of her past.

I got Astarion the thing that helps him read the necromancy book and i cannot tell you how satifyins it was that, after giving up unspeakable power by killing Cazador, that dude and his little ghoul army basically mauled Orin and her grandad for me practically by themselves while I was down on the floor with 1 health. PROUD OF YOU BUDDY.

Gale spoke to Mystra as well at some point and i swear I NEVER encouraged that guy to take the crown for himself. It was always either "do whatever you want" or "i think thats a shitty idea." At this point my Durge was super sick of him so they had a bit of a crappy relationship which may have something to do with how things turned out.

I betrayed the emperor, released Orpheus and when he asked if any of us wanted to be a mindflayer i went "Fuck No" big time and luckily the guy just did it for me. Chaos ensues, I kill the emperor and the absolute in an epic battle that took me like a whole day. I also killed Orpheus when he asked me to. Karlach died ( :c ) and Gale told me he was gonna fuck off to get the crown. In the final Astarion dialogue I told him we would find a way to get him to walk under the sun again.... AAAAAnd thats it i think? Man this game is huge lmao i swear i wasnt trying to be long-winded.

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layla4567 · 4 months

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Imagine: Mobius meeting your child with Loki

UNCLE MOBIUS TIME

if you had a boy:

• Mobius at first noticed that your son looked a lot like Loki and the first thing he thought was: Oh no, like son like son they say, this child will give me green gray hair. But luckily your son was a little less chaotic than his father.

• Ok ok maybe at first your son behaved a bit like a pyromaniac and wanted to set the offices on fire (kids, right?) but Mobius was always behind him just in case, thank god

• He will behave exactly the same as with his real children in his original timeline, he has no heart to be harsh with your child. So even though the child makes mischief, Mobius will simply give him a warning and let him pass (especially if your child gives him the puppy dog eyes, he simply cannot resist)

• Mobius will buy you candy or give you a chocolate from the vending machine. Little by little he will gain the child's trust and will let him be with him in the office and perhaps let him help him. • Now your son follows him everywhere, he realized that Mobius is too good to him and your son likes that. The two of them are holding hands walking through the halls of the TVA (in fact now he looks more like his son than yours lol) • Mobius spoils him a lot. He will give him all the candy the child wants and if you don't let him, he will do it anyway secretly. He even takes him for walks outside the TVA (never on dangerous missions) but sometimes they go to fairs and he buys the boy toys. • This man became very attached to your son, so much so that one day out of nowhere your son was walking next to him wearing a suit exactly like Mobius's. Yes, he had her make one in his size for him. He feels a very great connection with Loki Junior, it reminds him of his own children (although he doesn't know it)

if you had a girl

• Ok Mobius may not be used to little girls but that doesn't mean he doesn't try! He will pamper her as much or more as if she were a boy. • He would let her do whatever she wanted because he's afraid she'll get angry (and if so he won't know what to do and will probably call you lol). One day she accidentally stole Hunter B15's pruning cane and a scared Mobius went looking for her everywhere and apologized to whoever passed by him: "Sorry! She's just a girl, she's playing!" • Basically now Mobius is like a mannequin to her, so don't be surprised if out of nowhere you see him in a tutu or a feather boa. He will let her paint his nails and put on makeup without problems and he will also do her makeup and paint her nails • Tea parties! Now that your daughter has found a new friend, these types of activities will be very frequent and he loves them. He does not hide his pleasure and will stop any task he is doing in the office, no matter how important it may be, just to amuse your daughter: "I'm sorry, I have a tea party with my niece." • He is very protective of her, treating her as if she were a fragile petal. But he doesn't limit her, obviously he lets her do a lot of things but he would never leave her alone without supervision or take her on a mission. And like your son, Mobius would take her wherever she wanted outside of the TVA, Paris? It's done. Italy? also. • Seriously, Mobius would be very affectionate with her. Does your daughter want to be read a story? He will do it or he will tell her some funny anecdote. Did your daughter fall and scrape her knee? Mobius will heal her and wipe away her tears. He just wants to see her smile and hear her laugh. • He probably won't get her a TVA costume, but he'll do something better: he'll let her roam every corner of the place (including the forbidden ones). He will take her to the war room, to the coffee machine, to O.B's office, even where Ravonna worked (without her knowing, of course). Soon your daughter will earn everyone's appreciation (B-15 and O.B will be the ones who love her the most)

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well this was short but I wanted to get this idea out of my head.

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gunsatthaphan · 4 months

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🏆 Top 10 of 2023 💫

a few anons have requested this and I was also kind of indirectly tagged by @blneobin, @elizabethsebestianhedgehog and @khaotungsfirst for slightly different posts but I decided to just combine them all into one 😄 hope that's fine with everyone ✌🏻

My watchlist wasn't very extensive this year due to time reasons but here are my personal highlights:

Don't think I have to explain much about this one lol (she says as she proceeds to write a whole paragraph) After the masterpiece that was The Warp Effect and the disaster that was Never Let Me Go, I was nervous about what Jojo was gonna cook up with this one lmao but luckily my fears were unjustified. The watching experience was absolutely insane and it turned me into a different person in the time between August and October lmao. It wasn't perfect, I got annoyed at times but overall it's undoubtedly my number 1 this year. SandRay my loves, my babes, my roman empire lmao. I loved their story so much, they were the main characters for me lol but it was such a good ensemble in general and each cast member was the perfect fit for their respective characters, including Mond as Boeing who was the cherry on top of all the madness and also my boy Mix as the first Only Friends Stay guest, leaving room for imagination lmao. It was raw, real and unapologetically chaotic aka my favorite kind of plot. pure perfection. Jojo outdid himself once again. 10/10.

No words just vibes. It went by SUPER fast and I'm still mad that they chose to air an 8 episode show twice a week like whose idea was that?? To air a treasure like this in the course of 4 weeks is more homophobic than Jim's family lmao. But anyway. Doesn't change the fact that it was an incredible production, so visually stunning, so carefully written and so well executed down to the tiniest detail. It deserves every single award it won because what a masterpiece. It made me extremely emotional but in the best way. I'm still in awe. amazing. life changing.

I kinda hate to admit this bc it was SO full of crack lmao but it was SO much fun?? I had low expectations but I had the best time from start to finish. It made me laugh so hard I frequently dislocated my lungs lmao, the overall watching experience was just incredible. Story-wise it was sprinkled with the typical Domundi nonsense, the surreal cartoonish vibes were dominating and it was overall another show where I couldn't tell you what the plot was afterwards lmao - but everyone who lived through the Cutie Pie experience wouldn't expect anything less from these people lol. I loved it.

We're only halfway through but I'm so obsessed with it that I'm including it lmao. It's SO adorable and pure, offgun are back with the puppy honey vibes in all of their fully evolved glory lol, the writing is excellent imo and it's the perfect balance between silly, cheesy and honest emotions, good communication and the notorious offgun magic lol. Whenever I say I want a good romcom, this is what I mean. I was so annoyed when it was announced as I was convinced it was gonna be a downgrade from Not Me but it's really not. It's just another show where OG can showcase their dynamic in a completely different setting. I love it.

I'm still having mixed feelings about this one due to obvious reasons but looking at it from the outside I have to include it because objectively speaking this was an excellent production. The narrative was intelligent and worked so well, my boy Gawin was shining so much as Pisaeng, I still can't believe he wasn't the first choice because he's literally the perfect fit for this. I loved the symbolism, the blossoming romance and just Pear. that's it. just. Her. she was incredible. G&K had good chemistry, I was struggling with K.'s presence but the show was just so good that it overshadowed the rest. Loved it.

This show got a lot of hate which I sort of understand as it was low budget, cheesy and with heavy lakorn vibes but on god it really hit the spot for me lmao. JaFirst are my runner-up babes lol, I love their dynamic so much and seeing them make their comeback in this with completely reversed roles had me squealing lol Punn was the most adorable cookie, others cringed, I blushed lmao I loved the setup so much and him and Achi were everything. period.

Another show that's still airing but I'm really liking it so I'm including it as well lol. It's surprisingly well written and Pavel is doing fantastic in his comeback, I had lowkey written him off after the disaster that was Coffee Melody but he's back stronger than ever. Love that for him. The rest of the cast is very solid too, a lot of familiar faces who all stepped up their acting game since I last saw them with a special shoutout to Thanapon who is doing amazing. The story is super interesting and goes so far beyond just the racing stuff which was my apprehension when starting it. And even the omegaverse stuff is not as bad as I thought (so far.. don't wanna jinx it lmao). It's overall doing very well. Love it.

This one also got a lot of backlash lol but I loved it!! JoongDunk are my second FirstKhao lmao they're very dear to me, their on-screen dynamic is good actor carries weak actor and I'm aware of that lmao but to me they just work so well. Idk what it is. Even though Dunk's acting leaves room for improvement, they have a ton of chemistry and they're mastering the secret crush plot. This was fun and light, not too serious and I found it very enjoyable. the only thing that irritated me was the butchering of AouBoom like what in the world was that. Tee probably added them because he had to and disregarded them in the process but their story was abysmal. But putting that aside, it was a very nice show.

This was very brief for Mame standards lol and I was considering dropping it after episode 2 but then it surprisingly picked up, I started to really get into the story and SunnyPak worked very well for me. I was surprised that they just disappeared afterwards as I was expecting MMY to milk them like the rest of their couples but oh well. Mame made her GL debut in this which I appreciated but I wish they had casted someone else as Marine because sorry sweetie but she was terrible lmao rip. Yiwa was a very sweet and likable character and she deserved a better partner. That plus the special episode being stupid as hell, It's getting raking #9 lol.

This whole season was... a very wild rollercoaster ride lmao. I would say it was a 50/50 for me, half of the episodes were fun and the other half were horrendous lol. My personal highlight were The Eclipse episodes, they were pure fluff and adorableness, paired with some minor dumb fights but overall this was exactly what I was craving after the ordeal AkkAye went through in The Eclipse lmao but also I could easily sit through 10 episodes of Akk and Aye just being cute and cuddly and doing absolutely nothing else because duh. They're my comfort couple 🥺 I also quite enjoyed the ATOTSxBBS crossover and also surprisingly the ABAAB and NLMG episodes were a lot of fun!

thank you 2023 for - once again - giving us good gay food lmao. here's to an even better 2024 🧡

#top 10 #bl dramas #bl drama #top 10 bls #top 10 of 2023 #🧡

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