Conversation with a mushroom

Opinions on Phillip Graves?

Wtf is a kilometer???

happy pride!! 💙🫶🖤

Azriel running back to tell Rhys that Bryce stole Truth Teller

I dont even know anymore- have a doodle

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Cursed Baby Buddies: A Backfired Mission || Closed RP

"Oh...I'm so screwed..."

Eito chirps. The bird is in agreement with his partner. Daichi gulps a little as he walks back to the school. "Yeah..so screwed..."

How is he going to explain this to the school?

"Oh god. Although..on the bright side, nobody died. That's the good news! Right, right?!" Daichi laughs.

Eito hoots.

Yeah....he has to explain this to Megumi and Nobara. Oh god, Megumi Fushiguro. He is going to kill him for sure. Kisho arrives back at the school with two individuals who are carrying something in their arms.

"So...uh....how about you two explain this?" He chuckled nervously. A sigh is heard from a female individual. A young woman with yellow-orange marks on her cheeks narrows her amber eyes at the flame sorcerer. "And tell them what?"

"I don't know a curse did this!" He points at the ones carrying in their arms in bundled blankets.

@the-silver-peahen-residence

Mermay Special Prompt 4

Go on vacation, they said. We can watch Gotham, they said. Just go hang with and adjust to caring for kids, they said. Yeah, well no one said anything about getting cursed while at the vacation lake house, which okay, fine. But did it have to affect the kids too? 

Bruce pressed his head in his hands, groaning in dismay as the children practically zoomed around the surrounding water with enthusiastic trills and squeals he could somehow understand. And through the air, to their increasing delight. Okay. Okay this is fine. 

It wasn’t like he also somehow now had an extra child who looked like one at most that he had no clue as to where they came from. Said child wasn’t squirming in his arms, black scales and tiny fins akin to the setting of a sun twisting as they chirped. Definitely not. 

Okay. Alright. He could figure this out. Probably…. hopefully…

it's hilarious to me that no one in bsd stays dead except for odasaku. odasaku was unlucky. you don't survive being shot? skill issue

This was going to be far less finished than it is. I am simple. Friday the 13th, I draw goths. They are awful and in love.

Reblog to stray further from gods light

man the simon the devious reveal retroactively makes this episode SO much funnier. nandor acting out how he wants to be fucked against his bar in front of this poor random human guy who absolutely didn't sign up for this? awful, gives me secondhand embarrassment for everyone involved. but on the other hand, SIMON THE DEVIOUS having to sit through nandor's pantomime of his sexual fantasies while having to act like this is a perfectly normal conversation to have, all so he can get his hands on a cursed hat made out of a witch's skin? 10/10 peak comedy. this man went through the most awkward however many days of his life and he signed up for that WILLINGLY. the dedication.

everyone gaze upon them

a mage and a dwarf walk into a tavern (campfire)... I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere 🤔