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24 | He/Him | Biromantic & Unhinged | ADHD + Fandoms | Me screaming into the abyss and hoping to hear something back
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Buck: I have a crush on someone but I’m scared to say who.
Eddie: Just rip the bandaid off.
Buck: It’s Tommy.
Eddie: Put the bandaid back on.
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Buck: *does something stupid and reckless*
Eddie: What an absolute fucking idiot.
Eddie: I can’t believe I’d die for him.
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Buck: Once again, if you’re praying on my downfall, please pray harder.
Chim: Since you insist, let’s wrap this shit up.
Eddie: Chim—
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bobby like "so eddie have you ever noticed that you struggle to commit to women who aren't the mother of your son" and eddie being like "actually i only married her because of said son" skaksjadjskaj insane
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Eddie: Thank you again for talking to Chris about his girl problem.
Buck: Just doing my job.
Eddie: I didn't know there was an agreement in place.
Buck: There is one. I teach him about dating and sports, and you get the emotional part. We agreed that’s how we’d raise our kid.
Eddie: Our kid? Buck, we’re not married.
Buck: Eddie, come on, we’re a little married.
Eddie: I know. I love it.
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Buck: So I’m thinking maybe a spring wedding, or maybe summer. I don’t want it to be too cold.
Eddie: What are you talking about? We’re not even engaged.
Buck: That’s what I forgot to do last night!
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Buck: I've got the perfect song for us. Don't be mad, I just think it's funny.
Tommy: Why would I be —
Buck: *plays 'right where you left me' by Taylor Swift*
Tommy: ...I feel like I should apologize.
Buck: I think it's hilarious.
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Tommy: My man gives the best head.
Eddie: On God he do.
Marisol:
Buck:
Tommy: The fuck?
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Bobby: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Hen: Rude.
Buck: That’s fair.
Chimney: Not again.
Eddie: Are you going to want this back?
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