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#me at work#all my coworkers get up before 6am every day for some goddamn reason and are in the office by 7am#I get there at 8 because otherwise I'd have to work until like 6pm or later and I don't want to#so 8am it is. but I WILL complain about it and be essentially nonfunctional until lunch break at 12
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but grief is so much more than just something you experience when someone dies. it’s okay to grief opportunities and time lost. people you used to know. people you used to be. relationships. ways of living. places. your childhood. you can feel grief over so many things and it’s okay and real and seeking help is okay too, you’re not being disrespectful.
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“how was your day, ed?” = stede wants to listen to how ed’s day was
“how was your day, edward?” = stede feels insecure about being Too Much and is trying to palliate all that by centering ed in the conversation
“how was your day, sweetheart?” = stede wants to listen to how ed’s day was but not before kissing him silly first
“how was your day, darling?” = stede is anxious about something unrelated and knows listening to how ed’s day was will make him feel better
“how was your day, my darling?” = stede has just noticed with alarm that ed’s eyes are suspiciously red and puffy
“how was your day, angel?” = rhetorical question; ed is home with a bad cold and stede has been gone for less than an hour
“how was your day, beloved?” = stede already knows the answer because they spent the whole time sexting
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love hides in questions, you cannot ask a thing without giving yourself away. how was your day? (i hope it was good) when can i see you again? (i pray it's soon) do you feel safe with me? (i feel safe with you) what is your favorite color? (i wish to enrobe you in all that makes you smile)
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The way you change your immediate reactions to things is that you catch yourself having an uncharitable/bigoted/overly judgmental thought and you catch it and replace it and then you do that a hundred times a day for your whole life and eventually one day like five years later you realize that you think differently now and you’ll always be working on something but that’s how life goes and that’s fine.
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happy "everyone forgets that icarus also flew" monday. i want to throw up !
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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
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I love how Zuko's perception of the gaang must have done a complete 360 after joining them like
Zuko, before joining: this is a group of extremely skilled benders, i must be prepared for any possible situation when i run into them
Zuko, right after joining: wait a minute these aren't trained warriors they're bunch of goofy kids that have somehow survived without adult supervision all this time, i shouldn't have been so worried
Zuko, seeing Katara bloodbend: what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what-
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Stardew Valley Fan Art - Created by Jessica Smith
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They say you die three times, first when the body dies, second, when your body enters the grave, and third, when your name is spoken for the last time. You were a normal person in life, but hundreds of years later, you still haven’t had your “third” death. You decide to find out why.
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